Carla Hall's Cauliflower Steaks | Good Bye Meat!
Carla Hall's Cauliflower Steaks | Good Bye Meat!  
Podcast: Chewed UP
Rating: Explicit Published On: Wed Dec 10 2025
Description: Carla builds a full vegetarian main from a single cauliflower — buttery roasted steaks, a velvety purée made from the leftover florets, and a deeply savory herbed gravy. Meanwhile, Clinton and Michael derail into a Christmas-movie tournament, a “bean week” pitch, emotional support celery, Dutch oven war stories, and a fan-mail debate on chain restaurants.The result? A dish that proves cauliflower can absolutely be the star of the holiday reset menu.👉 Grab the full recipe + more at: www.chewedupshow.com/recipesTIMESTAMPS(Based on transcript timecodes)00:00 — Cold open: “Love Actually is the worst movie ever made.”00:30 — Holiday reset vibes + intro01:05 — Carla reveals the roasted cauliflower steak dish02:00 — Double-cauliflower explanation: steaks + purée03:00 — Blender trauma revisited04:00 — Making the steak rub: smoked paprika, olive oil, toom, Dijon05:00 — On-camera sear + Costco toom obsession06:00 — Vegetarian life, protein intake, angry vegetarians07:00 — Clinton’s “bean week” pitch08:15 — The Dutch-oven conversation goes off a cliff09:00 — “Bean Week will be the new Shark Week”11:30 — Christmas-movie elimination game15:00 — Michael discovers the cast of Love Actually16:00 — Breadcrumbs and gravy build18:00 — Celery wars19:00 — Making the cauliflower purée20:00 — Blender works… somehow21:00 — Fan Mail: Chain restaurant confessions22:00 — McDonald’s breakfast truths25:00 — Clean kitchens vs. dirty kitchens27:00 — Fixing lumpy gravy with a chinois28:00 — Heating purée, assembling the plate29:00 — Giveaway winner picked (Caraway Bar Tool Set)31:00 — Tasting the dish — everyone’s shocked32:00 — How to add protein (silken tofu or egg granada)33:00 — Wrap-up and sign-offSPECIAL THANKS TO OUR SPONSORSFrontgate → Premium home, kitchen, and entertaining essentials — including Michael Symon’s collection featured on the show. https://frontgate.comCaraway → Non-toxic cookware, even heating, easy cleanup, up to 25% off for the holidays. https://carawayhome.com/chewedupSeñorita → Non-alcoholic, full-flavored THC margarita made with real juice and organic agave. https://www.senoritadrinks.com/discount/CHEWEDUP20Canopy by Hilton → A lifestyle hotel brand designed to give you the best local experience.https://www.hilton.com/en/canopyKitchen Designed by Anthony Carrino → https://anthonycarrino.comProduced by Simple Alien → https://www.simplealien.com/Camera, Audio and Crew provided by TV Boy → https://tvboynyc.com/ABOUT CHEWED UPThree lifestyle icons reunite with zero filter, strong opinions, and even stronger flavors. Clinton Kelly, Carla Hall, and Michael Symon are back in the kitchen with comedy, comfort food, and unfiltered conversation — served loud.Episodes drop 3x a week:Monday – AppetizersWednesday – MainsFriday – DessertsSubscribe and turn on notifications so you don’t miss a bite.Want to Watch?→ Spotify Video: https://open.spotify.com/show/3Z9NDuHH7XP03FXQIhHlQ3→ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ChewedUpShowWant to Listen?→ Spotify Audio: https://open.spotify.com/show/3Z9NDuHH7XP03FXQIhHlQ3→ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chewed-up/id1840993910→ Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/1fc5d229-459b-4334-8970-ce0d6f925982/chewed-up→ RedCircle: https://redcircle.com/shows/c42dbec1-e576-4927-acc7-f22e988c1a81FAN GIVEAWAYEvery episode we pick one lucky subscriber for a fan giveaway.This week’s Giveaway: Caraway Bar Tool SetWant in?👉 Subscribe and sign up here: https://chewedupshow.com/fangiveawayAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy