Tell Em Steve-Dave
Tell Em Steve-Dave

Two Comic Book Men and an Impractical Joker. Uncensored.

Walt champions an underdog Q’s inadequacies. Comic book news, DoorDash diaries, the guys play Moral Kombat II. Sponsors: https://www.prizepicks.com Use code TESD, factormeals.com/tesd50off. https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd, IG: @Tellemants
Bry’s pissy, BK nuggets, celeb deaths, some kittens join the fam, Brady robbed, UK Q, Wayne Manor, racist Target costumes. YouTube.com/@rosiejo.studio Sponsors: ridge.com code TESD, https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd, IG: @Tellemants
Brian Nashel joins TESD to talk Paisan-Con, the Mafia, Midget wrestler funeral, diarrhea woman, Hulkamania, Walt likes/dislikes, Empty nest, anniversaries. theperfectjean.nyc code TESD15, https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd, IG: @Tellemants
Manliness, Q’s health update, IJ wraps, WNBA dildos, celeb OF, Walt brings TWO games! All this and MORE! bluechew.com code TESD, https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd, IG: @Tellemants
Salem celebrated, ai center controversy, Walt the optimist, DoorDash Diaries, Pirates, Reacher, Spider-Man. theperfectjean.nyc code TESD15, https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd, IG: @Tellemants
Tastes Funny fest, Ming’s birthday, Bry brings a sad topic, tortoises, SI fights back against commies, societal collapse, Q monitors his health, DoorDash Diaries. ridge.com code TESD, bluechew.com code TESD, raycon.com/TESD, IG: @Tellemants
Little House, The Odyssey, Dr J has a kid, Bry bends the (real) knee, comicons, Dr D drops by with health tips for the boys. bluechew.com Promo code TESD theperfectjean.nyc Promo code: TESD15 bruntworkwear.com/TESD https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd
In this hybrid TESD/Overkill the boys talk sharks, fires, Tom Brady and some very spooky topics!
4th of July, The Mummy, Evil Dead Burn, Supergirl, T Swift’s wedding, stolen valor discounts, listener problems SOLVED! raycon.com/tesd bluechew.com Promo code TESD https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd
Heatwave, Q buys a bar, tall ships, pranking influencers, Supergirl, Norm’s viral video, Walt impugns the swimming pool industry and stumps for a Middle-Eastern despot. Factormeals.com/tesd50off, BuyRaycon.com/tesd, theperfectjean.nyc - Code:TESD15, https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd
Bry goes dancing, World Cup, Sage graduates, GRIT, DoorDash Diaries, TESD’s untimely references, Diaper wearing fans, sexy teachers. theperfectjean.nyc - Code:TESD15, Harrys.com/TESD, bluechew.com Promo code TESD https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd
Science Fairs, Sports idiots, Women’s sports, Door Dash Diaries, Film Noir, Dry Drowning, Homoerotica, Taxi, Sage’s prom. raycon.com/tesd factormeals.com/tesd50off ridge.com/TESD bluechew.com Promo code TESD https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd
Sage’s senior prom, James Charles, Teddy’s grudge, Q goes rustic, Son of Lurch, Walt runs afoul of a cashier and a doordash customer. raycon.com/tesd factormeals.com/tesd50off ridge.com/TESD bluechew.com Promo code TESD https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd
Walt plans a treacherous journey, Walt & Bry meet a knife thrower/serial killer expert, prison letters, Walt’s been moonlighting, Memorial Day, The Mandalorian. https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd
TESD newbies Johnna and Matt drop by to ask questions that’ll help new listeners join in the podcast fun! https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd
Q and Walt discuss ‘Punisher: One Last Kill, Jimmy and Mychele get hitched, Tom vs his wife, is Bry Bald!?, serial killer exhibit, Dungeon Crawler Carl. https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd
Office progress, cocaine use, the boys call Pam and Edgar for their 59th anniversary, Teddy’s lottery ticket drops, Vince McMahon shenanigans, Walt brings a game: Franklin, Flanagan, or Fake. https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd
The guys throw Jimmy a bachelor party, a toilet befuddles Walt & Bry, Sunday Jeff looks on the Sunny side, Q watches wrestlemania, Runaway brides. https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd
Q-West recap, bad restaurant service, IJ update, scumbag lawyers, disappearing/dead scientists. https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd
Q-West, sexy advice, NJ hall of fame, Teddy’s lottery ticket, cat problems, VC Box vs Plex, TESD awards. https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd
Q farms figs, Jimmy’s bachelor party, Bry and q play ‘Q-less’, fast food, communicating by flare, Walt calls Q on claims he can bring in a ‘high-caliber’ guest. https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd
Q turns 50, Bry has a sexy weekend, Trash can update, parade float death, Bob Barker controversy. https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd
Walt explains his mysterious nature, Bry rants, Tax mascots, Airport Plaza robbery, Prank gone wrong, Git ‘em is a narc.https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd
Q’s roast report, Girl Scout cement heads, Bry eschews tv for reading, Walt goes skating, joining the ‘mile long’ club, Git ‘Em reveals childhood secrets.https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd
Bry attends a ‘comedy’ show, couples vacations, Q roasts NJ, Plex pleas, Robin Williams, underwear duty. https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd
In the most devilish of episodes the Baron dispenses facts, the holy bible vs the satanic bible, satanic statements, benefits of being catholic, 3 potentially possessed men tell personal tales of demonic infestation. https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd
Jimmy the Hair Guy joins to talk all things post office including same-sex hyjinx, fistfights, and stool samples. Jimmy and Walt traded some post office war stories. Walt brings in questions for newlyweds. https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd
Q’s on top of the world, Sage is turning 20, Walt & Git ‘Em have a misunderstanding, Ming loses his tech skills, JTHG is pussified, new game: Con stories or Convention stories. https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd
Yarn lady update, Q & Bry go to FL, Q’s a pigeon, Helen Keller:fraud?, Johnny Law calls to weigh-in on the legality of Walt’s prized possession and play ‘Git ‘Ems Gift of Gab’. https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd
In this explosive first installment of TESD in 2026, Git ‘em comes back from the brink of death and involuntary urination. Ming joins the boys to explain his apology to Mike. Spoiler alert: It doesn’t go well! https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd
Git 'Em update, airport plaza scandal, Bry seeks marital advice, AI murder, Rub brings a game. https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd
Thanksgiving, Git Em hospitalized, are Bry & Q callous, Woke Portland, fat news, more micro-peens.
Xmas news, Bry proposes an IJ prank, sports scandals, Q’s turning 50.
SI wants to secede from NY, Tom Brady is robbed, Columbo stumble, we Hitlearn TWO facts!
Bry and Q travel, staff infirmities, dog cloning, public proposals, Karen lawsuit, Columbo, offensive Halloween.
The guys welcome back special guest Will Rogers as they attempt to crack the greatest unsolved mysteries of TESD Town!
Teddy’s photo shoot, Francine the cat, Bidets, Q goes soft, fatal familial insomnia, new game-Thinker or Stinker
Tilly Norwood, Riyadh comedy festival, Bry & Q offer advice, do raccoons ‘feel’, TESD saves a listener, old rock and rollers.
Dubai chocolate, Q meets everyone, robot taxis, Christmas, Christopher Meloni, a HUGE announcement is dropped.
Bry goes straight edge, podcast commercials, S&M priest, cruise fight, Donny Osmond, old singers.
Baseball Karen, Walt gets TV shamed, War of the Worlds, Gay Siamese twins, top links, Walt brings a game.
Going over the falls in a barrel, Oasis, Coldplay, ticket prices, Socks defies death, Jaws 50th, Korn guy, Bry is burned by Sonic…again! Teddy's entry form: https://www.jerseystopdogs.com/?entry=2764
Bry celebrates his 5th anniversary, Walt runs afoul of Asian youths, Vikings cheerleaders, Kennedy Center Honors.
MORE green dildos, is Walt a femme, Stern show is ending, Gary Coleman, the boys play a game with a special guest.
The county fair, Sydney Sweeney uproar, fantastic 4, Naked Gun, shrinkage, Will Smith, the ‘Friends’ of TESDTown.
Celeb deaths, Walt’s near-death experience, hot Gwyneth news, Carnival cruises, kiss cam part II.
Ventriloquists, Tim’s wake, a CEO gets busted, Oasis vs Coldplay. http://www.ridge.com/tesd
Bry, Walt & Q say goodbye to Tim the record store clerk.
Q’s new outlook, TESD stories retold, Superman’s importance to India, getting old and fat, Flanny’s Choice.
A great adventure is had in the deep, dark, woods.
Bry’s domestic issues, Q questionable movie choices, Iran’s nukes, Q ‘meets’ the Fonz, India air disaster.
Q falls in love, Walt and Frank covet Q’s fancy tub, Walt rocks out with the elderly, sports controversy.
The curator compiles his favorite clips of the TESD Pateron
Walt receives a threat of a punch to the mouth, Git em is accused of sordid acts, Q busts out his fish nets and loses his possessions in real time, is Lindsay REALLY a hero?
Bry goes to Vegas, concerts, a 13%er makes a grand gesture, ye’s new song, Walt makes a big announcement.
Q goes to the Kentucky derby, Bry goes to Vegas (maybe), reacher, Ming’s standup is evaluated, git em is back in trouble.
Horses, suicide of the week, stadium fall, Ming’s new biz, 100 men vs gorilla craze, Bill Belichick and his gal pal.
Bry, Walt, and Q help a young man navigate the treacherous waters of the mid-life crisis.
Q vehemently defends 80s Heart vs 70s Heart, revolving restaurants, gals in space, microphallus, Tartarian Bells.
Q-West recap, Q is knee shamed, Git Em's pride is put to the test.
Feeders/gainers, Broadway, Sage’s prom, AI, Impractical Jokers, midlife crisis, office temperature reason revealed!
Q loses his party animal image, King Charles’ playlist, Walt the roadie, tv show romance, piggy art, musings on mortality.
A day in the life, Walt’s backyard, broken heart syndrome, twerking flight attendant. Go to https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/TESDSHOW
TESD finds themselves in hot water, Bry dreams of a life unlived, broadway, Walt suffers an ‘L’ at the pizza place.
Q gets weather shamed, Canadian troublemakers, Dank Demoss update, CBM days, Bry brings a quiz, Ye, censorship.
Super Bowl, Valentine’s Day, suspect animal videos, Jimmy makes demands, Jack the Ripper, conspiracies.
Q’s lunch with Chuck turns into a discussion about Jimmy the hair guy, Q plays trains with his dad, Bry brings some fat news.
Would Troy investigate Bry’s murder, Pam’s book is published, MORE Blue October concerts, someone goes after Walt, Lieutenant D helps the boys review Git ‘em’s work performance.
Bry, Walt & Q delve into the world of the paranormal with T.O.M.  The hilarity of farting is examined.
Q returns from LA, Bry Walt & Q interview Dr. D to potentially become TESD Town's official (non-psychiatric) doctor.
Wildfires, Johnson health scares, Walt finishes a project, Mt. Everest feces, Q can’t handle the Oregon Trail.
Superman trailer, is Bry a Karen?, CEO killer tattoos, Drones, Model railroading.
Drones, seasonal affective disorder, Bry is elder-abused
Bry tussles with his toilet, Hawk Tuah rug pulls her fans, Healthcare CEO murder, Bry, Walt & Q take a “cool” test.
Q disses Bry, the importance of hydration, HOAs, winter ❄️ penis, underwater UFOs
Tyson vs Paul, Hawk Tuah, Walt pitches a biz, is Q out of touch?
Sunday Jeff goes to Vegas, Bry gets a kitten, the quest for the elusive young demographic continues.
Git ‘em offends, the guys brainstorm ways to draw in a younger crowd, a lion pees on an old woman, SOME people didn’t listen to Bry’s list of offensive costumes
Bry, Walt & Q celebrate Halloween with a special guest!
Killer chimps, Down syndrome bakeries, baseball, Q goes to Comicon.
Joker II, an ant asks for advice, the piss bandit strikes, AI will be the end of us all, Q takes a drubbing.
Bry, Walt, and Q delve into the world of the supernatural.
Ming the Maverick and Brian Nashel join TESD to talk comicons, late-age rocking and rolling, Kmart closed, and talking points for married couples. Bry brings back ‘suicide of the week’.
Q gets a haircut, an ant proposes, Walt defends IHOP, Nashel rocks out, birth year envy.
9/11, Walt’s cruise, Q travels, Git ‘em gets a new job, Raygun, Dave Grohl, shirtless arrests.
Q is free, Walt and Bry set sail, oasis reunion, Ray gun has hurt feelings, reincarnation.
Q gets COVID…again! Bry goes to Dabblecon, Kill Tony, does Q wear eyeliner, Alien, TESD advises an ant.
Walt catches heat for liking a movie, power slapping, 80s horror, Bry has a good weekend.
Deadpool/Wolverine, the Olympics, cryogenically frozen criminals.
Trump shooting, sad pet stories, Q reveres an arborist, offending alcoholics.
The Git ‘em verdict is thrown into question, Walt & Frank 5 go on a road trip, Bry and Q go to Orlando, Wikifeet, Hawk Tuah girl.
Q goes abroad, Walt and Frank5 plan a statue crawl, satanic kings, is AC rigged?
Bry goes to Vegas, JTHG lets TESD down, Q is out and about, Walt brings a game.
A ghost of TESD joins to talk hangovers, clairvoyance, Q upstaging Laundando, & sexy school predators.
Joe Imburgio joins Bry and Q to talk IJ bits, home ownership, are the space monkeys qualified to dispense advice and wikifeet.
Bry & Walt visit the bottle dump, Tom Brady’s roast, hobbies, cats, Sage learns to bet, is Bry’s honeymoon over?
Tom Brady runs afoul of fans, Walt runs afoul of the missus, super-centenarians, Barry Manilow, Swiftie revenge, Breast feeding and cloth diapers.
The conjoined twins (yes, again)! Furries, Bry and Walt see who knows Sunday Jeff best.
King Kong vs Ghostbusters, OJ’s dead, Ricky Martin’s boner, pissy pants, Abby and Brittany get hitched.
Negative internet comments, SI pride, baseball, Q looks on the sunny side, eel hijinx, Sage Channels Winston Churchill.
Ming the maverick joins TESD to talk podcasting, concerts, viral videos and million-dollar life insurance policies.
Two TESD residents vie for the position of Overkill host.
A charity drive goes awry, TESD gives advice to the lovelorn, Willie’s Chocolate experience, the ants start a grassroots campaign.
Q has a moral quandary, post apocalyptic TESD, Shane Gillis, Paul Stanley vs Dan Ackroyd, Frank5 recommends crummy TV
Bry’s going through his changes, hobbies, AI doom, Walt & Git em freeze their balls off, Bry, Walt, & Q celebrate ignorance.
Super Bowl parties, IJ cruise, Bry hangs with fellow podcasters, Q & Bry slobber over Fatone.
Q’s eye-candy status is jeopardized when John the sexy lawyer visits TESD Town.
An ant is on the run, Godzilla minus zero, SI goes belly-up, trains.
Git em gets the boot, Jewish tunnels, airplane snafus, Maribeth turns 30, Walt and Frank5 go to Detroit.
New year & Christmas recap, Q & Bry rethink their wave runner dreams, AI death calculator, book binding dreams.
Sage acts the fool, Q is impressed by his nephew, someone meets “Q” online, how much to get peed on?
What’s old? Blue October, Kiss, and Zombie concerts. What if Bry returned from the dead?
Thanksgiving, Black Friday blind item, Walt gives up on Git ‘em, JTHG is named mvp.
Q does LA, thanksgiving facts, Git ‘em surveils Walt, secrets to living to 100, Airport Plaza fecal follies.
Q’s webcam fetish, Robert the Doll part 2, Q faces a moral quandary, problems at Disney, TESD award categories.
The yarn lady dominates Hazlet plaza, Bry falls prey to superstition, Halloween costume snafu, a new Staten Island ‘park’. Intro drum fill by Australian Ant Elijah Pogrund
Walt’s fears and costume no-nos. A special guest joins TESD for their annual Halloween show!
Q attends a gala, crazy revenge, calling people lazy, taking on demons. Enter to win a Four Color Demons guitar!- www.tellemstevedave.com/amsgiveaway
Ming joins TESD to justify his award. The TESD'Z season is afoot. Git'em's receipt controversy continues. Enter to win a 4 Color Demon Guitar from American Musical Supply: tellemstevedave.com/amsgiveaway
Ming wins an award, Mexican space aliens, Brady Bulletins, Git'em battles security, Bry wants to break his face. Enter to win a 4 Color Demon Guitar from American Musical Supply: tellemstevedave.com/amsgiveaway
Git ‘em ruins the atmosphere, volleyball celebrations, Canada honors a Nazi, Baby names, wholesome Hollywood.
Jimmy the Hair Guy needs to prove himself, Q helps out the 13%ers, jet skis, Bry calls Git ‘em out.
Walt’s rocking is nearly stopped short, right-wing flower shops, Bry is sent on a fool’s errand, Git ‘em and Frank 5 go on a date.
Criminal skill sets, TESD plans to rock, Q experiences a tragedy, the guys Hitlearn something. ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
After Bry causes audio issues by repeatedly blowing out his mic during a hissy fit, we join TESD eight minutes in to talk Walt and Frank5 developing a convoluted flea marketing code, Walt ODing, Q falling in love, and fat news. This episode is sponsored by Care/Of.
Q tells a harrowing tale AND gets bullied! An OG ant suffers a devastating loss, Bry, Walt, and Git ‘em go to a micro wrestling match. Sponsor: ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
Q rocks out, Bry gets ‘free’ soup, Maribeth’s Onlyfans, is Fat Boy Summer in peril, Troy weighs in on the Gilgo Beach killer. Sponsor: https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
Taylor Swift, wrestling, and Taylor Swift wrestling.
Bry has a BBQ, Walt doesn’t care for a suggestion, Walt and Q see Indiana Jones.
Fourth of July plans, Bry and Walt get doxxed, Walt and Frank5 go to Myrtle Beach, sub disaster.
Bry, Walt, and Q discuss the world of the paranormal.
Q attends a bachelorette party, the Unabomber dies, the Strange Case of Natalia Grace, Bry receives LHOTP backlash, Walt and the Franks embark on an adventure. https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
Walt and Q argue dogs vs cats, Walt quizzes Sunday Jeff, is weed smoking contributing to ozone depletion?
TESD welcomes a very special guest. Bry is EXCITED! https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
Bry’s lack of meds is showing, driving etiquette, IJ cruise, Fat News x2, Jackson Mahomes, portrait update.
Q costs TESD a guest. Bry offends someone by calling her old. Bry, Walt, and Frank5 go to Kmart.
Frank 5 eats a whole bunch of clams. Q and Troy embarrass Bry in front of Bruce Campbell. Is Bry being too old school about Sage’s fashion?
The first episode in the TESD guest series features long-time friend, Joe DeRosa…and Bry and Q making fun of Joe DeRosa. Joe plays dyslexia. https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
A guest-booker goes under a probationary period, is Bry loving, kids don’t appreciate wisdom, LHOTP, Columbo, AI, crazed bus driver gets paid. https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD. This episode is sponsored by Care/of
Bry and Walt try to get guests for the pod, death videos, what does Hell smell like, Q regrets his treatment of a past guest.
Bry proposes a posthumous prank, fencing, would you go back to your five-year-old self. https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
Bry is vindicated, Q celebrates his birthday week, Git ‘em reveals his perfect woman, Ming’s first stand up set is reviewed.
Recorded February 20th. Bry finds out what it would take for Walt to unfriend him, Jackson Mahomes ctd, Walt returns to a former love.
Q’s back and talking wrestling, an oldie but a goodie is retired, Walt becomes a caretaker and attempts to tell an off-color joke.
Jackson Mahomes is corny AF, Super Bowl, Ming’s IG post confuses people, Bry dusts off an old joke.
Sage’s super-sweet seventeenth, does Madonna have friends, Q is a nerd.
The Empire State Building offends Walt & Q, most mysterious body part, Sheetz is in deep sheet, part II of the Truth Commission.
Cultural appropriation, bananas in condoms, what truths are worth telling.
Madonna’s tour video, Bry runs a prank by Walt and Q, Walt brings a new game
Walt’s absence is explained, Bry and Q get yelled at, what color is YOUR loofah?
Bry has an idea for a YouTube channel, online dilemmas, portrait follow-up.
Bry goes to Orlando, Married with Children, Ship Breaker, questions are answered.
Thanksgiving attire, when does the honeymoon stage end, Bry refrains from entering an argument. Sponsor: https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
Post-Thanksgiving wrap up, Bry spends a day Blue Octobering, unusual after-school clubs.
Bry, Walt, & Q talk concerts, thanksgiving, and Brady. Sponsor: https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
Little House on the Prairie vs Police Woman, Ming goes to Dubai, Bry, Walt and Q join the Curator to give Git Em an employee evaluation
There’s a know-it-all in the bunch this week. Guess who? Sponsor: https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD
Join Bry, Walt, Q and special guests for the spookiest episode of the year!
Bry, Walt, and Q send Git Em back in time. Halloween Ends.
Bry, Walt, and Q discuss prize-winning, wildlife stories, Tom vs Gisele, Boom parties.
Q’s harried schedule, Adam Levite’s troubles, Walt & Bry suffer from penis envy.
Frank has a bad month, unscrupulous salesmen, sewage problems.
Bry continues to battle his pool, 9/11 menus, Sage stands up for Dada.
Walt brings some banter topics, dungarees, Bry's pool gives him trouble.
Q goes to Graceland, Bry changes his name to Sherwin-Williams, cross-shaped docks, woke nightclubs.
Stolen houseplants, Blue October, Bry is a CH from leaving the crooked house behind
Are cats an alien species?, Batgirl, is spaz offensive?
Bry witnesses a savage attack, Q has a new best friend, are cats aliens?
The boys give Rob Bruce a TESD send off.
Q’s in the dumps, 4th of July, Amish gazebos, the boys celebrate a murder.
Q secures his place in heaven, Walt proves his ping-pong prowess, Bry takes a step towards living like a real human.
Bry and Q don’t get the true love they feel they deserve, Walt’s 28th anniversary, Bry nearly attends a sweet 16.
De-aging, Q eyes a wrestling career, Bry hates hairy toes. More tales from the road.
Walt and Git ‘em party in Orlando while Bry picks out a wardrobe to visit Ohio.
Death, lawsuits, calling people bald and forced grandchildren.
The boys spring leaks, Bry and Q lose a favored vacation spot, a rare purchase is made.
Bry goes to a water park, Walt suggests a better way of life, Bill Murray acts like a jerk.
Wrestling, clones, Down Syndrome models.
Oscar slap, gay dogs, Bry brings his list, Walt quarrels with a gas jockey.
TB12 returns, murderabilia, Iceberg Slim, The Batman, Coffee vs Tea.
Bry has to explain death to Sage, the boys play Quinny's Choice.
The boys debut a new Patreon show for all to enjoy.
Cooper destroys a personal item, Bry gets testy about bagel prices, Walt brings a new game to the table
Walt gets rejected, Bry’s illin’, TESD world records, semen sabotage.
TESD returns with tales of snow and frustration. Celeb deaths. Dedicated to Brian Ruppert.
Bry, Walt, and Q bring the razzle-dazzle of the Patreon show ‘I Buy Comics’ to TESD.
Tom Brady breaks a tablet, girls basketball, Q’s foray into Onlyfans
Dr. J joins the boys for a surprise end-of-the-year ep.
Socially distanced Santa, covid, Bry eats a cracker, Spider-Man, Q gets traumatized
Walt makes his triumphant return, Hawkeye, and camel beauty contests.
With Walt on the mats, Bry & Q present Space Monkeys
TESD welcomes a host of guests to celebrate their 500th episode.
The boys go to the movies, Q has a scare, Walt puts some hair on his chest, what if the mafia wanted your house?
TESD Town studios goes through growing pains, Bry peeps leaves, Bill Murray, Jon Bon Jovi rest stop.
The white and gold Barons compete against the Devil to rescue Dollah Shave’s soul from hell. Plus the annual 'most offensive Halloween costume' list. With exclusive bonus game commentary!
UFO cults, Alec Baldwin, Leaf peeping, Walt celebrates.
Concerts, fruit flies, sexy Halloween, restless anus syndrome
TESD wins some awards, no biggie. Urban Meyer, Many Saints of Newark, Venom, James Bond.
Walt and Bry panic. TESD begins a new era.
Cookie etiquette, aging rockers, squirrels.
Labor Day weekend, has TESD gone PC, conspiracy theories.
Bry and Maribeth celebrate their first anniversary, What If, Walt and Bry on the set of Clerks III, Q creates sexual magic.
Suicide Squad, reality tv, and erroneous tipping.
Sal Vulcano joins the boys to talk Fed-ex delivery, anniversary gifts, Rumpology, and below-the-belt anatomy.
Bry, Q, and Jiggy go to Key West. UFOs, dogs, Git ‘Em gets life advice.
Bry is on his way to becoming a ‘good boy’. Forgiving a friend for his compulsion. The boys Hitlearn something.
Q is regaled as Bry, Walt, and Frank5 recount their vacation. Bry seeks counsel on answering a strange text.
Radio serials, lawyers, water pills, the bar for ugly.
Neighborhood patrols, ‘raunchy’ parades, advertisers, serial killers, Jeff Bezos and stoned lobsters.
Man-eating birds, skin cancer, overthinking, and Hitlearning.
Hair metal tattoos, Q saves Bry from a nursing home, who in TESD shows toxic masculinity?
Q wins a major award. Could you beat up an elephant? Have Bry, Walt & Q outlived their desirability?
Frank5 day reviewed, Git ‘em reveals a long buried secret, a man wields an unusual weapon against police.
Pet names, Sasquatch, fat news.
Knock out vs diarrhea, teaching birds to sing, what kind of puppet are YOU?
Spring break, new outlooks, and Kong vs Godzilla
This week they talk about camping, Three’s Company, shrimp tails and whale tails.
The boys talk about days of olde with Kev Smith.
Q gives a Covid update, passwords, immortality, and yellow cardinals.
The Johnson’s “celebrate” Pam’s 75th. Sunday Jeff divulges the secret to everlasting youth. The Chinese get down and dirty.
Bry, Walt & Q try out their new studio for the first time and talk about tossing trophies, Sucking Wandavision weiner and hermaphroditic birds.
Q is back in the pink, Bry has wanderlust, Bry and Q watch Flashdance.
Walt visits the post office. Bry and Walt consider a plowing business and reminisce about an old job.
Capitol riots, hunting Bigfoot and the Super Bowl
Bry, Walt and Q get melancholy when they record for the last time in the Secret Stash. Also, giant wieners.
Christmas recap. Q’s etiquette is questioned. Would you hire a prison coach?.
Walt fears ice, The Mandalorian, Declan is behind the deep fake craze.
Bry and Frank 5 are joined by stalwart 13%er Chelsea Hughs to talk about the horror classic.
Bry goes to Orlando, Q takes issue with a friend, Sage drops a bombshell.
Join Bry, Walt Gitem and Tom as they take a special look back at best clips from the All New Sunday Jeff show
Thanksgiving, sexy teen hijinx, Pam and Edgar betray Bry.
Bry, Walt and Q sit down with the record store clerk to face off with their love-making playlists.
The boys talk midlife crisis, bullying. Bry & Q try their hand at unorthodox couples counseling.
Bry discovers he may not be a breeze of a friend. Should platonic buddies breed? Curse of the parrot.
Git Em and Q debate The Mandalorian, an update on brother Erik, Ant tattoos.
Walt celebrates a sexy birthday, Git ‘Em lives with Camel spiders, Joe Gatto calls in to talk pooches.
Prepare for an episode choc-a-bloc full of sassy spirits, cheeky poltergeists and a very special visit from a horror icon.
Thanks to Q, Walt relives a familiar nightmare. How to crack a safe. Jsarge brings good vibes and comedian Steve Byrne joins the pod.
Q is elected minister of defense. Bry wants a muscle car. What music would you play for aliens?
Greeting cards aren’t for everyone. Is your vision worth a toke of weed? Wedding talk.
Night one of the IJ cruise finds a heavily medicated Bry talking about his distaste for crossing guards, inventive snaps and werewolf schools.
Bry and his boys retire to a cave to record the bachelor party of the Pandemic. Trigger warning: spotty sound in the beginning.
Bry, Walt and Q bring a taste of Patreon.
The evils of ‘Kindergarten Cop’, Q “loses’”power, has TESD lost its fastball?
Q plays Ranger Rick. Walt faces down killer bees. Bry issues an apology.
Homeward Bound, The Ten Commandments and mortality.
A hero teacher dies, unsettling urbanites and the boys make a public plea to Spotify.
Do you need one?!
Cryptids and Corona
*WARNING! Major spoilers lie within. Frank5 and Bry talk ‘The Last American Virgin’
Bry, Walt, and Q celebrate this demonic episode by talking frenzied Frenchies and piss boners.
Q donates beer for a noble reason. Bry recommends a movie, Walt disagrees.
Q waxes philosophic. Walt is downvoted.
Frank5 & Bry discuss the 1983 teen sex romp ‘Joysticks’
Corona (of course), Cryptozoic Man, and other stuff.
Would YOU shun a friend for cannibalizing a child?
Bry, Walt, and Q assess their personalities
Q poses an ethical question, Walt considers cooking in the nude, Bry loses his cool and nothing gets destroyed.
You NEVER guess what Bry, Walt, and Q talk about this week!
Bry loses time in a haunted hotel, the TESD cameramen tell a harrowing story.
The news you’ve been waiting for
The IJ Movie sweeps the nation. Bry does a comedy event with Jiggy. Bry and Walt compare their ‘worth writing down’ lists.
TESD welcomes a rare guest
#433: Stirling Porrich by Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, and Brian Quinn
A quarantined Bry Skypes into TESD. Ming offers Q a stake in A Shared Universe.
Bry and Walt talk to Jersey guy and Comic Book Men showrunner, Brian Nashel about the old days.
Bry and Walt try to raise Q’s spirits by invoking Star Wars and The Penn State scandal.
Bry, Walt and Q talk about hotel trysts, New Years rockin eve and teens micturating all over each other.
A devious and malevolent podcasting duo launch Operation: Destroy the beloved podcast, Tell ‘Em Steve Dave
Robo-Q visits, Walt makes a stinky Sophie’s choice. Bry defines irony.
Bry’s mental state is thrown into question. A long, lost, guest is welcomed back.
The advertising piper is paid. Bry hangs up his tool belt for good. Historic news comes from Tesdtown.
Bry, Walt, and Q talk to a special Halloween guest.
Someone besmirches Q’s beloved Ghostbustahs. Walt ruminates about a life most ordinary.
Depressed moods, insomnia, getting old, and embracing ones glaring shortcomings. It’s a tesd party!
Q officially launches his beer. Walt calls out Amazon. Bry goes gaga for a celeb.
Bry’s brothers, Erik and Darin, drop by to tell tale of growing up Johnson.
Bry and Walt take Q to business school. Walt defends an indefensible video. Who’s the coolest member of TESD?
Bry goes to a kid’s party. Q rocks out in fellowship with an unlikely compatriot.
#417.5: 148 Degrees In The Shade by Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, and Brian Quinn
Jiggy guest stars and talks comedy, celebrity stalkers and all manner of animal attacks.
Bry and Q go rock concerting. Bry and Q go rock concerting. Walt invokes Triple Talaq.
Twitter turns on a beloved TESDtown resident. Walt defends both Tom Brady (surprise!) and servitors (surprise!)
Q falls repeatedly and can’t get up, Walt’s cops a blasé attitude toward aliens.
Who did what on the 4th, IJ shoots their 200th episode, Walt never saw Willy Wonka.
Q grouses about a favor Bry asked. Walt demonstrates a show of wealth.
How does one address casual anti-semitism from a new relative? Join Casey Bry, Walt, and Q along with special guest Casey Jost to find out!
Walt & Git 'Em conspire to cheat animal services. Bry & Mike envision a 2nd career
IG dummy destroys a statue, Walt loves Aladdin, Bry deals with holiday traffic
Provocative bumper stickers, which member of TESD will die first and Bry learns to use his words.
Bry, Walt, & Sunday Jeff talk about a high school porn star, match game and fallen celebs.
Easter doings. Walt goes bananas. Vegas trip update.
Q and Git ‘Em plan a Vegas trip. Walt dismisses Paleontologists dressed in their Sunday best. Bry is triggered by a 40 year old game show.
Things get serious as the guys talk about Bry’s latest health issue and what crimes do and don’t deserve incarceration
Did ‘80’s Metal prevent teen suicide? Walt, Bry, & Q head to the Big Easy where Q buys a smut piece.
Bry, walt, and Q head to New Orleans. Bry shows questionable passion in regard to a decades-old game show.
Hot off the stunning reception of episode 400, Bry, Walt, and Q do a 401st episode. Joey Fatone calls in.
Part 2 of the best episode of the best podcast ever. Famous TESDtown residents stop by to play some games. Music: Vicky Pezza - No Need to Roofie
The boys celebrate 400 episodes by completing a trilogy almost a decade in the making Music: Vicky Pezza - This Song is About Brian 'Q' Quinn of TV's Impractical Jokers
Tom Brady takes a drubbing. Walt’s jelly over Bry and Q gettin’ lovey dovey. Music: Blood Moons - Flying Without Feathers
An old friend sits in for Q. Music: Solar Warden - Interdimensional Penis
Bry, Walt, and Q spend some alone time. Walt questions Bry’s boundaries. Music: The Radium Girls - Perigo Mines
Bry, Walt, and Q talk about the holidays. Bry and Q have a movie night. Music: Tracksuit Ambassador - Gravespotting
Christmas trees, Santa rates and Bry becomes testy with a purveyor of hamburgers. Music: TESD - Baby It's Cold Outside
Thanksgiving, Rudolph, and AI sexin’ Music: Shinobi Ninja - ILL ISH
Slugs, periods, cow shit, panties for all, and punching bus drivers. Music: Vogue Villains - From Us, To Them
Bry keeps up with the Kardashians, fat news, The R-word is examined. Music: The Winter Project - Soaring Death
Bry, Q and a drugged up Walt discuss the urine black market, Broadway plays and nude aquatic adventurers. Walt takes a wrong turn in the Big City. Music: 4 Colors 4 Life - TESD Rap
#391: The 2018 Halloween Special: The Colored Cadre Cometh by Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, and Brian Quinn
Walt prescribes hugs for happiness. Bry renews his vow to end handshaking. Can you keep a meteorite? Music: Sunday Greg - I am 148
Bry, Walt, and Q throw in the towel. Music: Scott E. Wells - Woke Up to a World on Fire
Who’d wipe your ass in a pinch? Sage dispenses some advice. Q gets into a fender bender. Music: CVPITVLS - Stereologue
Bry has no choice but to embrace solipsism. Walt argues for puppies in restaurants. Music: The Last Martyr - Into The Black
Bry suffers an indignity, a delivery boy is scorned, Q drinks a Bud Light. Really. Music: Right As Rain - Helen Of North Brunswick
A suicidal celeb garners Walt’s sympathy. Bry revels in Kendall Jenner’s woes. Q shakes his head at both. Music: Like A Villain (AZ) - I'm Fine
Bry’s brother Erik, official TESD Town shrink, takes the Flan and Son diagnostic assessment test. Bry displays questionable behavior at a wedding. Music: Speds - And So It Is
Dave from Monster Magnet drops by to talk about tons of shit. Music: Wild Kites - Pickpocket
Bry discourages the musical youth. Walt considers a name change. The Fill Ins - No Love Lost
Audio from the TESD livestream and then some extra. Handies, Staten Island lore and George Washington vs the Haitians. Music: I Fight Bears - Lost the Fight.
Bry brings an Overkill That’s sure to please and Walt attempts to top it with a scary close encounter. Music: Senior Discount - Afterlife
The Jokers star in a new tow truck show, Bry marvels at Ming’s passion, Walt goes on a cruise to the mosquito coast. Music: Thrown to the Wolves - Republic
Walt questions the practice of whistling while you work. Q and Bry take a definitive personality test. Music: Pope Paul & The Illegals - Altered State
Bry, Walt and Q celebrate Q’s return with stories from the IJ set and deliver big news...some of it good and some of it not so good. Music: Luchador Libre - Player 2 Blues
Walt and Bry cap off Q’s absence with the final guest host. Walt dusts off an old game. Music: Crazies - Crazy
Bry and Jsarge present the 2nd in a series of children’s stories
TESD introduces the new game show ‘Can you last longer in an attic than Anne Frank?’ Bry opens an “anything goes” bakery. Music: Senior Discount - A Fistful of Discount
When joined by another TESD alum, Walt gets competitive and Bry gets his Irish up. Music: The Winter Project - Pantomime
Something for the baby ants from Bry and JSarge
Walt and Bry put the 2nd of Q’s stand-ins through the wringer and confront the idea that they may live in a shit hole county. Music: Dead Is Forever - King With No Throne.
While BQ lights up the silver screen with his matinee idol looks, Bry and Walt talk to the legendary Ming Chen and play a new game with him. Music: Dave Wimer - Daisies and Razor Blades
Bry celebrates a true American Hero. Q considers running for office. Jiggy plays 1-true-3. Music: Scott E. Wells - Free
Jiggy joins TESD for a chat, Walt cheats on Tom Brady with Jim Halpert, Bry smells something fishy in a bakery. Music: The Captain Hates The Sea - The Octothorpe
A 13%er who narrowly escaped the clutches of a deranged cult leader stops by. Is heaven just one big friend zone? Git ‘Em and Walt dish on their exclusive book club. Music: Medicated Savage - Be Original
After addressing his h8trz, Walt & Q pontificate on what Bry should care about. Music: Tommy Lombardozzi - You’re No Me
Nuptials, Black Panther and millennials, oh my. Music: Evoker - Insect Overlords
Kev cheats death, Q & Walt try to dissect Bry with their blunt, little tools. A superstar NJ celeb calls in. Music: The Fill Ins - The Time Is Now
Walt extolls the virtues of Tim vs Time. Q misses the point of a museum. Music: Desmond - Exile
Bry gets as nasty as he wants to be, Git ‘Em runs afoul of Mike, a mystery substance lands on train tracks in a certain country. Music: Thy Kingdom Slum - Master Plan
Bry & Q are invited to a football party, Walt loses a son, TESD loses a beloved game. Music: Pets with Human Names - Terracotta
Bry needs a wife, Q vs Seth Rogen sex tape, Walt struggles with a recent death. Music: Casanovacaine - Wall of the Earth
Christmas and New Years reports, Git ‘Em has a near death experience, Baron Von Flanagan drops some sexy knowledge. Music: NORM - Spilled Milk
Walt loves standing in line, Bry hates craft stores, Xmas gift exchange. Music: Cydeways - Illusion
Is midnight too late to text your tailor? Q throws shade at Emeril. TESD considers taking the Tim Tebow challenge. Music: Blind Divide - Pathfinder
A Devils fan gets stabby. Walt “helps” Bry hang a TV and then spends the best $1.10 of his life. Music: Marbles & Pencils - Hands Up
Old man Flanagan weighs in on the ‘family friendly’ IJ MSG show, Steve Harvey disappoints a nation, Bry has a hairy butt, Miss TESD Overbite contest. Music: The Rough Touch - Death Of A Preacher
Bry & Q return from the high seas. Walt offers up frowning disapproval of Bry’s life choices. Music: Atragon - I, Necromancer
A holy visitor guides TESD through the depths of hell to rescue the Baron.
Bry brings a hard hitting headline. With the passing of Tom Petty, Q looks to Walt as his new guru. Music: All This Time You’ve Been Waiting For This - Shape The World. The Heavens And The Earth
Vegas, Trumptards and libs, oh my. Music: IT - We're All In This Together
Bry smells something foul, Walt brings a list of peeves, Q cares about nothing. Music: Doug Funnie - Rick and Morty (Recap Rap)
TESD vies for gang status. Walt receives a warning from a mysterious source. Music: Bad Knaves - Get Up On High
Sandusky II, #SavePedro follow up, a listener is heard. Music: Equilibrium - Vague Space
Walt issues a challenge to Ken Jennings, Bry argues for preserving a little slice of Americana. Music: Waco - Coolangatta
Asian confederates, Q becomes a horror icon, Walt don't got no back. Music: Evoker - Here Comes the Metric System
Q gives an unexpected tip. Walt & Bry confront their hometown's sordid doings. Music: Sunday Greg - Get Better Declan
Q's tips, Walt mellows out, Bry goes to Wildwood. Music: QuarterBurn - DeathKlock
Q's back from San Diego, Walt grouses like he's Bry, Bry dispenses sage advice to those who live close to the ground. Music: Forneus - The Nine Gates Of The Kingdom Of Torment
Q dispenses advice, Sage overreaches. Music: Silent Descent - Breaking the Space
Walt buys two toilets, Q fears for new New York, Bry mourned the death of the bikini car wash. Music: Dangerfields - Embers
Q doesn't get the laffs, Bry definitively states what it means to be 'the biggest fan'. Walt plans a solo career. Music: Nopium - Wanting
Q tries to get arrested in Paris. The TESD brand takes to the sky. A reincarnated Walt is still going steady. Music: Relative Blood - #4
Who amongst the guys is a perfectionist? Walt's lack of cow milking skills makes him feel inadequate. Conflicting opinions on Wonder Woman. Music: El Beasto - Feed the Kraken
Bry vs Q, Q vs Walt, Walt vs Bry, Arbor Day vs Cinco De Mayo. Music: GRAYSON X - A Beautiful Nightmare
Walt & Q demand a kinder, gentler, Bry. A final update on GoT boy's love life. Walt wants to get on some dumb list by any means necessary.Music: Bastard and the Crows - The Fall of John Adams High
Murder most foul, past lives most lived & Stargate most boring. Music: Language of the Mad - Life
Walt sympathizes with Lil Bow Wow, Bry sympathizes with Kendall Jenner, Q sympathizes with Steve Harvey. An all new game show debuts. Music: Score of All Things - I Am Dead Inside
Sage gets married, Walt suggests an unorthodox method of fighting terrorists. Are prison boyfriends acceptable? Music: Boom Child - I Want to Shift Your Sister
Bry & Q make the headline on Hollywood's top news sites, Hitlearn something new, Bry goes to dinner with the Flanagans. Music: Famous Fred and the Creatures Unknown - Ganda
Bry talks about a self-proclaimed haunted bar, did dinosaurs pitch in to build the pyramids? Music: Aurora Blue - Stay
Bry talks of a budding fear of bathtubs, super crappy food and overflowing urine troughs at the 2017 Edinburgh Comic Book Men panel. Music: Kyle Sammond - Ride
Bry's brother Erik, a fancy pants doctor, offers up some psychological breakdowns. Music: Scott E. Wells - Damn Near Twenty
The boys welcome a superstar guest. Walt reconsiders a tap dancing career. Music: Galactic Polecats - Necro Girlfriend
Bry, Walt & Q consider a 'Deliverance' remake, Bry gets into (another) altercation, 2 Live Crew vs 1 middle-aged Jew. Music: Chayser - My Three Suns
Bry and Walt are joined by the smartest man in the room. Bry is not invited to a kid's birthday party. Music: Concentric Circus - Pareidolia
Walt insinuates Bry's teflon coating may be scratched. Bry and Q go to Hollywood. Fat Newz.. Music: Ramskull - Hector
Bry marches in a peace rally, Valentine's Day philosophies. Music: Grady Seasons - Supervisor
Bry, Walt & Q talk to a guy with more experience in exorcism than anyone else they know. Music: Dug Free Man - Break It
The stunning follow up to Brian Quinn's trial by fire...ants. Should he stay or should he go now? Music: Jamie Coon - Forgive Me
Q is put on trial by fire...ants for crimes against Reddit. Music: Lo-fi Fun Factory - Pull yourself together
Q is put on trial by Fire...ants for crimes against Reddit. Music: Waco Band: Agitation
Q's impending trial, Gay animals, Reddit douches, listener problems. Music: Melon Tiger: She Only Lies
Walt & Bry issue a sexy 100 day challenge, Mid-life dream cars vs mid-life reality hoopties, Sunday Jeff loses his passion for collecting. Music: Greg Rekus: Never Satisfied
Past quatrains are reviewed. Bry goes full Rupert Pupkin. Music: VaultsOfExtoth & JSarge - Lure of The Kissing Skull
2016 in review, American treasure Steve Martin, Q dreams of becoming the 2nd Baron on TESD. Music: 3 Parts Dead - My Mistake
Q steals Walt's thunder, Rogue One, Bry discovers why he's not a doctor. Music: Sunday Greg - Sunday Jeff He is the best
Walt proves his metaldom at a young age. Bry brings a Christmas tale of abject shittiness. Music: Dug Free Man - Getting Close
Q faces a catastrophe, Bry faces a minor bump in the road, Walt is shamed. Music: Floorian - Spinning Time
The Prussian Kissing Skull dishes out cheers & jeers. The guys present their senior thesis to Professor 5. Music: We Scare Nightmares - I, Narcoleptic
A supernatural force stirs Q. Walt stumbles in his first step in joining the Illuminati. Brytanic brings a conspiracy theory to the poker table. Music: Thy Crest Be Shorn - Winds Of Destruction
Walt returns from Florida, Git 'Em gives an animal control clinic, TESD dispenses sound advice in a flash. Music: Sawdust - Downward
While Walt suns his privileged ass in Florida, The Space Monkeys figure out how to make America tolerable again. Music: The November Council - Attack The Golden City
Paradoxical undressing, Walt lures elderly people to his car, a famous guest craps all over TESD studios. Music: Sunday Greg - Glass Table
Q defends Staten Island (again), PC BS pisses off Bry (again), Walt wants teens to run the country. Music: Mazinga - 547
Bry's needle moves thanks to Troy. TESD presents their annual Halloween episode. Music: Vicky Pezza - Monster Dick
Q is named Pusshole of the Week, scary clown fad, the boys dust off 'Rant or Ruse?'. Music: Crazies - Spookshow
A TruTV suit joins TESD to expose the seedy underbelly of IJ. Walt & Bry take the opportunity to pitch a few grand slam ideas. Music: Woke - Alone In The Dark
A beloved segment returns, the boys talk about Weiner, Q gets his rocks off. Music: Extinguish the Sun - Flashes
Q is called to the carpet, Bry puts overzealous IJ fangirls on blast, smartest mammals. Music: Temple Kings - Big Talk Little Man
A mystery photograph provides a clue to another universe. Rationality is dismissed. The debunked is debunked. Music: Millennia - Callipygian.
Bry goes to a urine park, Colonel Q defends his title, Walt introduces two brand-new games. Music: Human Repair Shop - Rats Off To Ya
Git 'Em reveals how married life is treating him, Walt is first disgusted, then impressed by Sweden. Music: Jay Mac Attack - A Dogs Life
Tell 'Em Steve Dave celebrates their 300th podcast episode with the unholiest of ceremonies, the marriage of Git 'Em Steve Dave. Music: Vicky Pezza - Gitem Superstar
TESD mulls getting into the self help business. Music: So Much For Pathos - The Words To Say