142 - I Can Only Assume
142 - I Can Only Assume  
Podcast: Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
Rating: Explicit Published On: Wed Jul 09 2025
Description: In this episode we unpack a dramatic parking lot rice explosion, a woman who ingested her friend's house keys, and our eternal disdain for Jack Berger. Plus, Jonathan confesses his love for hardware stores, which is somehow... not a bit. It's an emotional rollercoaster of nonsense and neuroses. Just how we like it.This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!Sponsors:➜ Go to BollAndBranch.com/camp to get 15% off, plus free shipping on your first set of sheets. Exclusions apply. See site for details.➜ Go to Progressive.com to see if you could save on insurance.➜ Tackle your to-do list today and get 15% off your first task at taskrabbit.com or on the TaskRabbit app using promo code CAMPCOUNSELORS➜ Go to Zocdoc.com/CAMP to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today.Works Cited:➜ Katy Pagan. “My Friend’s Extreme Measures to Stop Me Going Home from Pub Landed Her in A&E.” The Sun UK, 6 June 2025.➜ Koh Ewe. “‘Best Place to Have Herpes’: New Zealand Advert Wins Top Prize.” BBC News, BBC, 24 June 2025.Camp Songs:Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret MixtapeSocial Media:Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors TwitterSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.