58. Earthed
58. Earthed  
Podcast: What in the Smut? Podcast
Published On: Mon Apr 20 2026
Description: Welcome back WITS listeners!Join Elle and Kay this week as we celebrate Earth Day this week with Earthed by Holly Wilde.WITS Smut Scale: 🐙🐙This week, the ladies swoon over everything Artemis II, which is the perfect lead in to an out of this world book. Kay learned a little about dark matter (maybe), and Holly Wilde has us questioning if the Earth is, in fact, phallic in shape. Take that flat-Earthers. Everyone in the Wilde worlds truly takes the outrageous as seriously as possible, and we tip our hats to Holly for that. Thinking about the logistics of Celeste's heroic action of saving the people of Earth makes us have to stop before we spiral. Also... weigh in listeners.... what exactly is Saturn's ring? Overall, Kay rated this one ⭐⭐⭐⭐.5 and Elle went with ⭐⭐⭐. Will you ever look at the moon the same way again?Also, WE HAVE MERCH!!!Links for this week:Earthed by Holly WildeNext Week: Pounded In The Butt By My Handsome Sentient Library Card Who Seems Otherworldly But In Reality Is Just A Natural Part Of The Priceless Resources Our Library System Provides by Chuck TingleFollow us on Instagram and Threads @thewitspod and TikTok @what.in.the.smutVisit our Buy Me a Coffee page!Don't forget to like, follow, subscribe, and tell all your friends!Love Sponge byTriple5 Here is licensed under a Attribution 4.0 International License.