Ep 474: Why the Air Force Can’t Budget or Tailor a Damn Uniform
Ep 474: Why the Air Force Can’t Budget or Tailor a Damn Uniform  
Podcast: Ones Ready
Published On: Fri May 23 2025
Description: Send us a textWelcome back, peasants. In this spicy no-ads-needed episode, the Ones Ready crew tears into the mind-numbing chaos that is the DoD’s budgeting incompetence. From canceled bonuses to SkillBridge chaos and the eternal mystery of why military uniforms fit nobody, this is your front-row seat to the clown show that is Pentagon-level “planning.”Also? If you thought complaining about gear was just a “female” issue, strap in. We’re about to tell you why literally everyone from PJs to SEALs has been modifying crap for decades—and no, it’s not the patriarchy, it’s just government contracts. Plus, the AC-130 gets its flowers, JC’s got Overwatch, and somehow we talk about dental X-rays and slings made from Pelican hooks.🔥 Key Takeaways:Pentagon budgeting is a bureaucratic black hole. SRBs? Gone. SkillBridge? Delayed. You? Screwed.No, it’s not “easy” to move money—it’s like trying to rewire a dying mainframe with duct tape and a bad attitude.“Color of money” doesn’t mean green. It means legal nightmares, earmarked funds, and misused millions.Everyone modifies their gear. Cry harder. Buy better.Females aren’t being singled out—EVERYONE’s body armor sucks.Riggers are the unsung heroes of the force. Sandbags? Custom sling setups? Hook your bros up.AC-130 gunships: still the most comforting white noise in combat.Yes, you’re different after years of service. That’s not a bug—it’s the upgrade.⏱️ Timestamps:00:00 – Welcome back, you broke-ass regulars00:45 – SRB and SkillBridge: Gone in a flash02:30 – Bureaucracy vs. Reality: Why nobody can fix it04:10 – The “color of money” explained like you're five07:00 – Budget pullbacks and end-of-year chaos09:40 – Why leadership can’t even track the money trail14:00 – AFSOC vs ACC: Who gets the bigger piece of the pie?17:00 – Let’s talk female gear gripes (and military dogs)25:00 – Modifying gear: a ground-pounder tradition31:00 – Everyone buys their own sh*t. That’s life.33:00 – Stop attacking Captain America36:00 – War stories: Harnesses, jump mishaps & body checks43:00 – JC in a ghillie suit—blasphemous or badass?47:00 – AC-130s are better than YOUR therapist52:00 – Merch plug (buySupport the showJoin this channel to get access to perks: HEREBuzzsprout Subscription page: HERE Register for our Operator Training Summit: OperatorTrainingSummit.comCollabs:Ones Ready - OnesReady.com 18A Fitness - Promo Code: ONESREADY ATACLete - Follow the URL (no promo code): ATACLeteDanger Close Apparel - Promo Code: ONESREADYDFND Apparel - Promo Code: ONESREADYHoist - Promo Code: ONESREADY...