Ep 500: 500 Episodes Later… Still No Plan, Still Talking Trash
Ep 500: 500 Episodes Later… Still No Plan, Still Talking Trash  
Podcast: Ones Ready
Published On: Fri Aug 22 2025
Description: Send us a textWelcome to the Ones Ready 500th episode—proof that sheer stubbornness beats strategy every time. Aaron, Trent, and Peaches hit the milestone the only way they know how: zero prep, maximum chaos. From reminiscing on legends and favorite guests to dunking on officers, bad takes, and the Air Force’s love for pointless bureaucracy, nothing is safe. They roast past guests, drag public affairs, tell war stories that shouldn’t be real, and still manage to get mad at dudes failing a run test we’ve been screaming about for years. It’s five years, 650 episodes, countless hours of content, and not a single filter in sight.If you came for polished professionalism, wrong show. If you came for blunt honesty, inappropriate jokes, and insider dirt on the world of Air Force Special Warfare—welcome to 500.⏱️ Timestamps: 00:00 – 500 episodes, zero show prep (standard operating procedure) 04:15 – Dolphins, octopi, and derailed conversations 07:20 – Favorite guests, repeat offenders, and tourniquet drama 12:00 – Joanne Bass had more guts than half of DoD 14:20 – Legendary guests dropping mind-blowing stories 17:30 – Bureaucracy, buzzwords, and why groups are useless 20:59 – Trent vs. the officer who called him “Trinton” 23:47 – Curiosity over prep: why Ones Ready never scripts 27:29 – The gag orders that made us more popular 31:57 – Cannon AFB: where careers go to die 35:51 – Dad mode: why we’re invested in you 40:16 – Fighting coneheads in comment sections (and losing sanity) 42:46 – From sweaty garages to actual studios 46:28 – Deployment training schedules from hell 50:02 – Deployment mustaches and Ranger “oops, I shot you” stories 54:29 – Why this podcast still exists: we refused to quit 59:24 – Pentagon purges, bad leaders, and calling names 01:02:25 – Official unofficial podcast of the Air Force 01:04:24 – Officer impersonations and comment section hate 01:05:43 – 500 episodes later: thanks for riding with us🎯 Call-to-Actions: 👍 Like the episode 🔔 Subscribe so you don’t miss the chaos 💬 Drop your hot take in the comments 🌟 Leave a review (preferably 5 stars, we’ve earned it) 🪖 Join the Ones Ready MembersSupport the showJoin this channel to get access to perks: HEREBuzzsprout Subscription page: HERE Register for our Operator Training Summit: OperatorTrainingSummit.comCollabs:Ones Ready - OnesReady.com 18A Fitness - Promo Code: ONESREADY ATACLete - Follow the URL (no promo code): ATACLeteDanger Close Apparel - Promo Code: ONESREADYDFND Apparel - Promo Code: ONESREADYHoist - Promo Code: ONESREADY...