4/15/26 One is for Scissoring, One is for Benefits ✂️ | Brown Bag Mornings
4/15/26 One is for Scissoring, One is for Benefits ✂️ | Brown Bag Mornings  
Podcast: Brown Bag Mornings
Published On: Wed Apr 15 2026
Description: The squad mediates a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Liberty, whose Marine brother is speed-running into a marriage after two months for those "Wikiki Papy" housing benefits. Between the barracks drama, the crew roasts Alex Cooper's passive-aggressive Instagram war with Alex Earl and investigates why an LA medical examiner was caught pocketing gold chains from the deceased. [Edited by @iamdyre 🔨] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Debunking the NASA "fake" splashdown and Victor Glover’s Pomona hero's welcome. (4:10) Rap Sheet: Wu-Tang Clan and Sade finally get their flowers. (6:15) Petty Police: The "white girl drama" between Alex Cooper and Alex Earl. (10:18) Scrolling: Decoding the confusing "You are the Birthday" viral trend. (13:54) The Weather W/ Concrete! (15:38) Homie Helpline: Liberty’s 23-year-old Marine brother marrying a vacation hookup for benefits. (41:58) Snoop Dogg Tickets! (44:49) Don't You Know I'm Local: An LA medical examiner gets busted for stealing gold from the dead. (47:26) Chisme: Shaq gets labeled a "creepy Theo" for flirting with a TMZ reporter. (50:46) Rap Sheet: Cardi B plans to ditch English for a full Spanish album. (54:35) Money Moves: How to trade your old "veiny" baseball bats for cash at Dick’s Sporting Goods. (58:31) Studious Foo: Why women are evolutionarily obsessed with "fixing" bad boys. (1:01:36) Play Ball: Roasting the LA Chargers for their "99-cent bolt" social media job salary Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.