4/9/26 Trying to Get Laid in the Desert 🌵 | Brown Bag Mornings
4/9/26 Trying to Get Laid in the Desert 🌵 | Brown Bag Mornings  
Podcast: Brown Bag Mornings
Published On: Thu Apr 09 2026
Description: The crew hits the Homie Helpline to help Liz decide if she should ban her babysitter-required little brother from her Coachella girls' trip so he doesn't ruin her chances of meeting a guy. The crew also roasts Dr. Dre for admitting his perfectionist reputation was just a scam to buy time and investigates why Chuck-E-Cheese is suddenly dropping West Coast G-Funk baselines. [Edited by @iamdyre 🏜️] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Disgruntled worker lights warehouse fire (4:30) Chisme: Nikki Glaser's wild husband fetish (8:15) Rap Sheet: Dr Dre's perfectionist scam (10:18) Petty Police: Cardi B brings out Lil Kim (12:49) Scrolling: Chuck-E-Cheese's West Coast theme song (15:07) The Weather W/ Concrete! (16:56) Homie Helpline: Babysitting little brothers at Coachella (41:00) Six Flags Tickets! (47:25) Don't You Know I'm Local: In-N-Out refuses to deliver food (51:26) Chisme: Cardi B and Offset's reunion ride (54:44) Rap Sheet: Fetty Wap's million-dollar loyalty check (57:03) Eminem Challenge (1:00:09) Money Moves: Car seat trade-in coupon event (1:03:29) Studious Foo: America's ridiculous tipping culture breaking point Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.