08/11/26 The Certified Torta Pounders! 🥪😍 | Brown Bag Mornings
08/11/26 The Certified Torta Pounders! 🥪😍 | Brown Bag Mornings  
Podcast: Brown Bag Mornings
Published On: Tue Aug 11 2026
Description: The squad attempts to mediate a chaotic Homie Helpline for the "Certified Torta Pounders" to find the most diabolical fantasy football punishment, ranging from 24-hour Denny’s lockdowns to fake pregnancy bellies at the bar. 🤰🥞 Between the league drama, the crew roasts Drake for barking like a "good boy" on a date and reacts to the terrifying story of an Arkansas player practicing with a venomous snake in his helmet! 🐶🐍 [Edited by @iamdyre 🙂‍↕️] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (4:28) Chisme (9:04) Petty Police (13:59) Scrolling (17:35) The Weather W/ Concrete! (19:29) Homie Helpline (43:59) Giveaways! (52:15) Don't You Know I'm Local (1:00:42) Chisme (1:04:32) Rap Sheet (1:11:27) Studious Foo (1:15:28) Play Ball! (1:20:30) Money Moves ----------------------------- Experience the Culture: Catch Brown Bag Mornings and the rest of the network 24/7 on the Amplified Voices TV app: amplifiedvoices.com/podcast-brown-bag/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.