09/16/26 Helping 'Thick Paula Abdul' ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’˜ | Brown Bag Mornings
09/16/26 Helping 'Thick Paula Abdul' ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’˜ | Brown Bag Mornings ย 
Podcast: Brown Bag Mornings
Published On: Wed Sep 16 2026
Description: The squad plays matchmaker on a chaotic Homie Helpline where 39-year-old "Thick Paula Abdul" picks a Super Mario lookalike who won her over with a clutch Vin Scully line โšพ๐Ÿ„. Between the dating match-ups, the crew breaks down Kim Kardashianโ€™s $1 legal victory against the "Grandpa Robbers" and tests out Appleโ€™s new Siri AI text generator ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ’Ž.[Edited by @iamdyre ๐Ÿ˜Œ]Chapters(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local(4:56) Chisme(7:12) Petty Police(11:57) Scrolling(15:19) The Weather W/ Concrete!(16:57) Homie Helpline(52:13) Tepic's Teachings(55:15) Don't You Know I'm Local(59:52) Money Moves(1:04:28) Studious Foo(1:08:16) Play Ball Experience the Culture: Catch Brown Bag Mornings and the rest of the network 24/7 on the Amplified Voices TV app: amplifiedvoices.com/podcast-brown-bag/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.