Stomach Bug vs. Moose: Malusis Battles the Family Biohazard!
Podcast: The Carton Show with Craig Carton & Chris McMoniglePublished On: Thu Dec 18 2025
Description: Marc Malusis describes his home life over the last seven days as a complete biohazard war zone. It started with his wife, Donna, catching a brutal stomach bug from her kindergarten students, leading to a 4 AM vigil. Despite Marc's desperate attempts to fumigate the house with Lysol, the "Vomit Vortex" claimed his kids one by one—featuring projectile vomit in the bedroom, ruined rugs, and a messy Christmas cookie session turned disastrous. With his youngest son now battling Flu A and the rest of the family on the mend, Marc treats his mid-day fill-in shift at the station as a "Shangri-La" reprieve from the clogged toilets and latex gloves of Connecticut. He wraps up with a fiery reminder to all parents: when your wife gives the marching orders to clean the floor, you just do it.
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