Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast episodes

Sweet dibbets! The Box of Shame was a doozy today. We learned Vanessa returned a puppy after she had homicidal thoughts about it. She's not a bad person or anything, she just wanted to kill a puppy. Jack Antonoff stopped by to talk about new Bleachers music and accidentally announced a tour! This time Klein did not give away his jacket, but Jack did grill him on his apathy toward music and reviewed his Medium Ass song. Long story short, they’re making an album together now. We also closed out l Olympic week with the Homo-lympics where people called in with their gay tendencies, including a man who exclusively buys lip gloss at Ulta. We also heard probably the most depressing edition of Jake's journal along with his day2 attempt at a free donut from Krispy Kreme.

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Gorillaz stopped by the KROQ studio today to talk about their new album The Mountain. Not only did we learn frontman Damon has no cellphone, the interview ended with Jamie complimenting Klein on his jacket, which quickly led to Jamie wearing and promptly leaving with Klein's jacket, just as it started pouring rain. See the video on IG @kleinallyshow! We also heard about times you came across unexpected money in the Dough-lympics, and Klein shared another fail with his kids having to do with the tooth fairy. (if you thought klein had bad handwriting, you gotta see his cursive) Jake also began a social experiment to see how many days in a row he can get a free donut at Krispy Kreme. If you think it was easy, you are correct!

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In this bonus pod we go over the pains of childbirth and taking psychedelics in public

Our boss wants us to switch out our podcast cover, and we need your help! If you're an artist, bored stoner, or just an idiot with ChatGPT, give us your best Klein.Ally.Show cover art and we just might slap it on our podcast! DM your designs to us on IG @kleinallyshow. The winner won't walk away empty handed! In other news, Klein sang to his wife before bed last to strengthen their relationship and it didn't go well. Ally tried and failed to bring grapefruits for her coworkers (check out grapefruit cam on the YouTube Livestream). And we heard your greatest food accomplishments during the Ozempics, including a woman who ate Costco trash pizza and a man who was cut off at The Olive Garden.

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That's it, we're hiring a stripper for Vanessa. We did an AMA with Alejandro aka 'Kreme' or 'The Biggest Mexican,' where we learned about safe words, horny moms, sleeping with clients and even performing for someone's last day on earth. Vanessa definitely got horny and we're thinking he's the perfect thing for her upcoming birthday... The love theme continued when we heard from a phone sex operator during the Hoe-lympics, where we heard people's biggest sex accomplishments. We also heard a couple's secret to longevity in a romantic Old People Secrets! We also heard Ally attempt to order in Spanish at a local drive through (Ella tiene muchos gatos!), listened back to a Kevin & Bean highlight with the late Reverend Jesse Jackson, and someone on the show finally QUITS their forced resolution.

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For valentine's we thought it'd be nice to take a look back at our sad attempts of sexual pleasure

t's Friday the 13th, which means our show was exactly the same as every other day. But we did get an important life update from Ally: her and her wife are doing IVF! It led to a lot of dumb questions about the fertility process, and aside from the insults we're all very happy for her. In other news, she had to pay a lot of money for emergency surgery to have something removed from a member of her family... To celebrate Valentine's Day we hear from the romance queen, the Throat Goat herself Ally's mom! We got more advice on how to keep a man happy & more graphic details about hotel sex and Doordash. We also heard what people are hiding from their significant others in I've Got A Secret (including a guy who gave away his girlfriend's dog!) We also got an incredible new Valentine's Day card originated by Jake the Nerd, download it on our IG @kleinallyshow!

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In today's show Ally is out so it's a big mess around here which is weird because she's usually the messy one. We get your creepy or romantic stories, have a new employee of the month nominee, do a generation war, get an update on a former single spotlight and Klein tells us how the rules at school take all the fun out of Valentine's

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In today's bonus pod we reminisce about the old KROQ studios and see who has the best gas mileage

Today on the show we attempted to re-write the terrible jokes inside Valentine's Day cards, and Ally received a gross proposition from her mother about sharing lodgings on a vacation. We also learned way too much about how Jake lasts longer in bed during Man Vs Machine, and heard from a couple on the brink of breakup over laundry etiquette in Petty Claims Court. Johnny also tried sake today on the show, which he doesn't realize is pronounced sah-kee. His drinking habit has prompted a lot of angry discussion about our forced resolutions. Has someone lost already this year? Who?

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Producer Vanessa's mom went to a psychic medium who made some pretty bold predictions about her future. Will she leave the show for a job in Miami, get married and give birth to a baby boy? Clearly the psychic was confused and thought Vanessa was a baby, right? Today we continued qualifying you for our big romance package to Catalina Island, this time by hearing how opposites attract! We met a woman who acts as an older sugar daddy to her younger broke boyfriend. Plus, Jake threatens to ruin Ally's new car smell by taking a nap in her car. In other news, Johnny called in from an event in La Habra and messed it up so bad that we probably lost another sponsor. Hooray! We also determine who the meanest person on the show is. What's your pick?

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ake is hungover and on no sleep, but we made him produce this podcast anyway. Yay! How was his road to the 'Supa Bowl' and did he miss most of it crapping in the bathroom? Find out by listening to today's episode & following along on our socials @kleinallyshow. We, on the other hand, got plenty of sleep during the game. It was boring as hell, but regardless we broke down the highlights, lowlights, commercials, halftime show, and most importantly the winners of our prop bets (+ Jake predicted a cameo from Ricky Martin!?) Also hear our AMA with a Hollywood Matchmaker, Johnny drinking his first buzzball, and we hear about your dry spells for a free trip to Catalina Island.

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Blind Charlie bought Jake a Super Bowl ticket and we have questions. Today was the deadline for Jake's GoFundMe to raise enough money for a Super Bowl ticket, and as of 8:40am he was only 10% of the way to his $6,000 goal. Then a call from Blind Charlie changed everything. He donated the other 90% and Jake is officially Super Bowl bound. Do you think Jake is a complete douche for accepting money from a blind man with kidney failure? Or are you team Jake? In other news, Klein was forced to eat his words on the show today by blind taste testing four major hot dog brands. Vanessa & Johnny (aka the chicken coup) cooked all four on a griddle in the break room and utilized a 'slit system' to keep track of each dog. Find out how Klein did and see the moment he chokes (literally) on the Klein.Ally.Show YT Livestream! We also placed our Super Bowl prop bets, debuted a new fake commercial, and Ally's kid cursed for the first time!

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You never know what's gonna happen on live radio. Once you catch up on the podcast, check out our YouTube Stream HERE to see what you missed! Because you missed some serious skin action. Johnny, Ally and Klein all took their shirts off. Why? You'll have to listen to find out. Today we raged about road rage, went through the highlights of Klein's first WhatNot livestream which includes a review from Ally's mom, the Throat Goat. We learned that BOOB is a palindrome during Johnny Doesn't Know, and Diane the Boomer had an impressive showing during Gen Wars. Ally also now knows the grand total for her newest round of car problems. Any guesses???

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In today's bonus pod we go over why to have kids, Jake's trip to the Supa Bowl and MORE

As we get ready for more Super Bowl commercials, all week we're reviving our favorite fake commercials we've made over the years. Today we brought back Ally's Olive Garden commercial, Klein's Babbel commercial about killing his wife, and Vanessa's iconic Wienerschnitzel commercial. That's just annoying to say as it is to type. In other news, Klein lied to his daughter's teacher for a ridiculous reason, Jake is attempting to crowdfund a ticket to the superbowl (as of this writing he's raised $228 of his 6k goal), and Ally drove home topless in a Mustang convertible, proving that having eyesight is overrated.

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In today's show Klein's mystery pallet arrives, Ally mushes her car, Jake tries to get to the Supa Bowl, Vanessa does impressions and we have an AMA with a professional mascot

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In today's show we go over ride share etiquette, Ally hosts a party for a very sick child, Jake might be going to the Super Bowl, we try to do away with Costco doodlers and Johnny continues his drinking streak

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In today's show we open the box of shame, Ally gets a housewife, Klein straps in for LieDay Friday, we open the box of shame and the legend, Cheech Marin in studio!!!

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Ally forgot to send me the show title and description today so praise the lawd, we get to have the old title back. But probably just for today. In today's show we find out Ally had to pay for her own present, Klein's miserable luck continues, Vanessa kills an old lady, we get a great name for the back office and learn where all the best wings are in LA

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In today's bonus pod Ally has trouble building a swing set, Johnny kills a homeless man, Klein gets his first Cameo request, the boss gives us some good news and Jake has a comedy show

Happy Kibby Day! Today is the day Jake got his dog and her feet haven't touched the ground since. To celebrate, we interviewed Kibby to see if she's truly happy or if she wants to off herself daily. Klein revealed he has a new addiction: trading cards. He's officially hunting for card packs at local shops and losing tons of money in the process. Yay! Want a divorce? We did an AMA with a divorce attorney and learned the new things people are fighting over (like the family dog), and the potential red flags in our own relationships. We also got into a heated debate about workplace snacks in Petty Claims Court (shoutout Torta Susie!) and Ally presents a new business opportunity to the group. Also, Klein is on Cameo! His profile should be live any minute. Hire him and make him look stupid!

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Is it a fake name or a real old person? Either way, Cretora Biggerstaff is our new favorite thing. Klein is on borrowed time after eating ground beef purchased on Jan 9. We also tested our creative skills against AI in a new round of Man Vs Machine, which led to creating a new holiday: Dick Day!

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In honor of Alex Honnold solo climbing the Taipei 101 on Netflix live, we had our 4'9" producer Vanessa solo climb Johnny's standing desk. Was she successful, or did she fall to her death? Watch the livestream HERE for a visual aid. We also got a juicy relationship update from Klein, Ally learns a former middle school friend is now a billionaire. We also brought back the game Tik Tok Toe where we learned how to be an overnight millionaire and how to make a man 'instantly obsessed with you.' And in the divorciest month of the year we vented about spouses in Don't Be A Dick!

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It's Ally's birthday, so naturally the show was filled with accents, drinking, false compliments & a special guest! The show kicked off with special birthday shout outs from A-list celebrities that are definitely real and totally not AI. Klein clearly forgot Ally's birthday but refused to admit it. But let's face it, he's distracted from all the interviews he did about his stolen car! After getting written up by KNX, NY Post and the CA Post, word on the street is KTLA wants an in depth look at the story too. He also learned there WAS extensive damage to the car and as usual this will cost him thousands to fix... We finished out "Bomb week" with Johnny drinking his first Sake Bomb, and Ally's quickly showed him how it's done with a proper chug. Jake interviewed 'Rams fans' who were born & raised in LA, only to learn pretty much all of them had never heard of the team. Water Sommelier Martin Reise joined us in-studio to school us on H20 & taste some of the rarest and most unique water the world has to offer. We also had him try Ally's moon water, among other things, and he was able to debunk some of the world's biggest 'water myths' (spoiler: 8 glasses a day is BS!).

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Jake's deep dive into the world of crochet brought us one of our favorite new sound bites of the year. Will Jake successfully make an Octopus by the end of the week? Also, an update on Klein's stolen car takes away any sympathy you once had (plus he finally tried the 'egg trick' and yes, he's cursed). We also have two potential new challenges to explore: One-Arm Gary asked for a pool rematch against Ally which quickly morphed into a doubles ping pong battle between Ally, Klein, One-Arm Gary & One-Leg Larry. And yes, One-Leg Larry is Gary's long lost relative who we have yet to meet. The other challenge comes from Klein, who claims he can identify any hot dog brand in a blind taste test. Think he can do it? All we know is the next few weeks just got a lot more interesting...

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In today's bonus pod we go over how it's hard to get honest interviews, see if Klein is getting scammed again and get some sports talk with Jake

So much for the Palo Santo. The show got off to an exciting start when Klein got an emergency call from his wife that their car had been stolen. Again. If you think this is a rerun, it's not. This is the same care that was stolen less than a year ago and was never recovered. Thankfully listeners were able to get a handle on the situation and save the day, and we need to buy a lot more Palo Santo. Listeners also controlled our outfits for the day. Based on our show Suggestion Box, we did a full clothing swap which resulted in Ally's pants falling off and Jake's giant breasts making a triumphant comeback. For visual proof, check out today's show on KROQ's YouTube.

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What a way to start a week! Klein got to work only to discover he's been terminated: no email access, no paycheck, and a lot of paperwork about COBRA. How did this happen? Is it real? In other news, Ally's mom called in to share the unique 'gift' she got for her husband's birthday, which is sure to leave all men wanting more and all Ally's wanting less. We shared a new round of nominees for Lifetime Achievement Award (spare roll of toilet paper is the current frontrunner), learned Johnny knows nothing about the human body (new dictionary term: tafibula), and Ally attempts to pass a first grade Spanish quiz.

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Ally here. I understand you feel hurt, betrayed, frustrated and confused about the recent changes to our podcast title. Please know we understand your concerns and hope with time you'll learn to accept this new, not-improved format. If you need somewhere to direct your rage, please call 844-956-GOAT and leave tasteful death threats. I will now proceed to tell you nothing about the content of this podcast because you don't feel it is necessary.

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We did an intervention on Klein. His life in 2026 has been horrible and he's clearly cursed. In the end, he agreed to have a Santero come to his house for an energetic cleansing. We also pitted snowboarders and skiiers against each other in a Family Feud style battle for a trip to a resort in Breckeridge colorado. A heated discussion ensued over the most overrated tourist attractions as the Walk of Fame was named the biggest disappointment in America. Johnny tried Colombian Aguardiente as his drink-of-choice today, and said it tasted like Christmas ornaments. We had Jim Lindberg from Pennywise and Eloise Wang from the Linda Lindas in-studio to promote their new song WE ARE LA, raising funds for musicians who lost their possessions in the LA fires. We also had a new winner in another round of Generation Wars where people from Genx, Gen Z, Millennial and Boomers battle in a game of trivia to win bragging rights.

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In today's bonus pod we go over how bad Johnny fucked up our Starbucks order, we has the highest T and tease some special show events. Oh, and Jake gets fucking lit off coffee

Surprise, Klein is back! He explained why he spent all day at the hospital yesterday and why he's already arguing with his wife over an extended sex drought. It led to plenty of calls about extreme circumstances where people still had sex (including having sex with a broken penis). We also brought back The Dank Tank where we heard people's best 'high-deas' including a man who pitched 'bacon to-go." There was also a heated discussion about the best meal to eat-out for (Klein says breakfast. Agree?). We heard a new argument in Petty Claims court where a couple was fighting over who controls the lights in their home, and we closed out the show with an AMA with a surgical nurse. Are the surgeons who work on holidays less qualified? This burning question & many more were answered. Plus, has Jake already lost Forced Resolutions? Listen & weigh in.

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Anyone place bets on how long it would be before Klein missed a show? Ally & Vanessa explain the late night text they got from Klein saying he had to take a personal day over 'broken bones.' Jake explains how his goal to be an 'espresso guy' is taking a very expensive turn, Ally made a major mistake at a birthday dinner, Klein calls in to elaborate on why he's in the ER, and things go horribly wrong during an on-air game (we're hanging on by a thread.) if you like to watch horrific car accidents, this is the show for you!

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Today on the show we continued our 'forced resolutions' which included Johnny drinking Modelo on the air (spoiler, it tasted like pencils. Also he eats pencils?) We also found out that Klein has yet another problem in his house, a water leak causing him to spend the whole weekend drowned out by giant fans. Ally gets roasted for putting 'will have beer' on her kid's 4th birthday invitations, and the entire show bribes the new employee of the year to get his reserved parking spot! Plus we break down the Golden Globe Awards, Wildcard Weekend & more!

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Can a blind man pick his girlfriend's ass out of a lineup? Blind Charlie joins us in the studio to touch our asses in the name of science. Plus Ally's mom puts her kid in a life-threatening situation, and Omar admits to peeing on a stranger's rug!

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In today's show we see who still eat dinner as a family, Vanessa get into some parking beef, Gen Wars returns, we talk to Blind Charlie's girlfriend about the blind butt test, spin the wheel of resolutions and get some money hacks from El Cheapo

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In today's bonus pod Klein bitches about his surgery and we try to see who had the best break

In today's show we find out the nicest thing Klein has ever done, head to petty claims court, do a round of man vs machine, see if Johnny knows anything, do a round of import/export and spin the wheel of resolutions

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In today's show we start spinning the wheel of forced resolutions, Vanessa tries to save a dog, we see who has had the worst year so far, Jake gives us an update on his coffee, we do a lightning round of Johnny doesn't know, get an old people's secret and do a round of clickbait

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in today's show Ally gets a bad Air BnB review, Klein gets a nose surgery, Vanessa leaves a drunk voicemail and we have Nostrildumbass predict the future

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Today's best of show is vanessa counting down her top moments of the show. Happy hangover day

Before you get blasted tonight, enjoy Johnny's top moments of the show

In today's best of episode it's Omar's turn to pick his favorite moments of the show

In today's best of episode Jake count downs his favorite moments of the year

Hope you had a good holiday. Now back to these best of podcasts to give your ears a present while we're gone

Merry Christmas Eve and whatnot. We got you this gift of audio. Enjoy!

Welcome to another best of podcast. Enjoy these top moments of the show

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In today's show we give Klein, Ally and Omar a show grade, open some presents, have our annual Christmas play, talk to Ryan Seacrest and the Bud Light Bros give us their top show moments of the year

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In today's show Klein forgets his phone, we hear your stories of going to the ER, we have another show draft, give ourselves a grade, give you an old people's secret and go over the top food moments of the show

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In today's show Ally returns her outfit, we unload the GOATline, we have another show draft, do a round of clickbait, get you show idea submissions, Ally plans for her big trip and we go over the top show song moments of the year

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In today's show Johnny messes up the live performance of Tamales Tamales, we go over the top drops of the year, pick next years food trends in the food draft, call Ally's wife to confront her about her being in love with an ex and give you an interview with Amy Lee from Evanescence brought to you by the loudest bag of chips known to man

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In today's sow Jake gets the dreaded pube cut, we bring back naked with Grandma, Klein loses all his gift money gambling, we find out how much to tip during the holidays, see what Johnny knows, talk to Ally's mom- the throat goat, and Klein is wearing a strange ring

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Tamales, Tamales!

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In today's bonus pod we head over to Hollywood Park Casino for a live podcast and Jake gets his head shaved by Blind Charlie

In today's show we have an all boomers edition of generation wars, Ally is having second thoughts about her outfit for Almost Acoustic Christmas, we go over Jake's upcoming haircut, Johnny tries fancy food and MORE

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In today's show Blind Charlie has an extra ticket, we have an AMA with a Santa, head to petty claims court, Jake gets a new phone, do a round of bamboozled, Ally debuts her Christmas song and Klein checks out his kid's play practice

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In today's show Klein tries to be a good Samaritan, we do a round of clickbait, determine who the shadiest person on the show is, fire up the random gift generator, Ally takes her kid to visit Santa, we talk to a lifelong Clippers fan that's calling it quits and go over the big pube bet with Jake

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In today's show Ally scores tickets, Klein takes the kids to see fake snow, we try to find the least important person, see if any of us steal at self checkout, get your best overacting skills for terrible gifts and give you some important 6-7 news

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In today's show Klein makes an early reservation, Ally shares something very shameful, Jake reads from his journal, we search for the biggest foo with help from Ahmed from On the Tira, we get a special KNX news update and the great Kevin Ryder calls in

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In today's show Ally thinks she's being flirted with at the gym, Klein kids hate him, we have a generation war, pity the foo, get a major One-armed Gary update and Ally decides the save money on the dumbest thing

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In today's bonus pod Jake and Johnny settle an argument, we get a major One-Armed Gary update and wonder why Johnny is wearing lipstick

In today's show Vanessa apologies for her sexual harassment, we hear the family secrets you learned, have an AMA with a former thief, Ally screws over Klein and get an Old People's Secret

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In today's show we learn Blind Charlie, we play Bark for Meat, do some sad cat math, do a round of clickbait, try to beat A.I. in man vs machine, go over the 100 top comedies, get some fan songs and MORE

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In today's show Klein's wife asks him to break a promise, Ally has a turkey trot photo redo, Jake makes another dumb purchase, we start the leftover challenge, announce our next show hang and do a round of Netflix or NOTflix

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Just because we're off, doesn't mean we're not thankful for you. So to show our thanks enjoy this Thanksgiving show of some of our favorite recent moments. So have fun eating a lot or not eating so much brought to you by Lasara.com

In today's show we thank you for going through the 4 year slog, Klein has to hide some drugs, Ally gets ready for a solo road trip, we crown our weird relative winner, play Black Friday Price is Right, do a round of clickbait, make some calls to say we're tanksful, and wonder if you should give your mom a sex toy

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In today's show we meet our weirdest relative finalists, Ally can't find a good picture for Christmas cards, we decide who is the worst parent, get you traveling don't be a dick noms and Jake sees if he can invite himself to Thanksgiving

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In today's show we go over the not so glowing article about us in Variety, Klein makes a thank you call, we check in with El Cheapo, Jake reads from his journal, we open the Box of Shame, see what Johnny knows, Klein joins the lice club and give you some gayest sports highlights

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In today's show Ally has a concerning foot scan, we find evidence of getting ripped off, we see what's going on around town in meet the neighbors, try to beat A.I. in man vs machine, open up the Thank Tank, Ally thinks about getting an eating divorce and we continue our search for America's weirdest relative

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We have proof another radio show is stealing our bits

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In today's bonus pod Ally is drinking the t and taking the t and we get down and dirty about all of it

In today's show Ally does the cold plunge to wake up, Jake heads back to the pawn shop, Macaulay Culkin calls in, we head to petty claims court, continue our search for the weirdest relative and see if we should import or export a new ticket selling rule from Europe

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in today's show Ally quits coffee, Klein has lice, Jake gets a gift, we do a round of clickbait, continue our search for the weirdest relative, unload the GOATline, reveal the sexiest holiday and Ally makes a call to say thanks

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In today's show we pay off the big football bet by spinning the wheel of haircuts, Ally goes to SkyZone, we start our search for the world's weirdest relative, we hear about the times you were injured by food, see how long people will stand out in the rain and talk to Jake and give you some gayest show highlights

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In today's show Klein's House Alarm goes off, Ally's mom guilt trips her, we strap Jake to the lie detector, open the box of shame, see what Johnny knows and talk to Adrian Young of No Doubt

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In today's show Klein has beef with getting early holiday cards, Ally has a problem getting a kids meal, we have a generation war, hear about the good deeds of Blind Charlie, we learn about the office love language, see what's going on around town in meet the neighbors, Klein has a problem with his kid's tutor and Ally is told to start cutting people out of her Christmas list

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In today's bonus pod we go over Vanessa's running partner, Johnny fear of flying and how Klein is the fat one

In today's show Ally cashes in Klein's Lotto winnings, the Bud Light Bros have a new video, we get a Secondhand Cindy update, hear about the times you were almost fired, Klein has to make an embarrassing purchase and callers are upset with Jake

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in today's show Klein wins the lottery, Ally's wife goes to her HS reunion, we unload the GOATline, bring back Guess T.D., do a round of clickbait, try to make Omar cry, get an old people's secret and have an AMA with a vet

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In today's show Klein goes to a cash only bar, Ally takes a pee test, a girl offers Jake a date, we have an internal investigation, we do some show ranking and try to guess your secrets

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In today's show Klein has a new beef with 5hr Energy, we have a show intervention, hear about the times you were almost the favorite in the family, open the box of shame, see what Johnny knows, Ally breaks her Wicked NDA and find out the difference between men and women showers

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in today's show we try t help you pick up a date, Vanessa faces her biggest fear, hear about the times you were almost married, see what's going on around town in meet the neighbors, have a generation war, hear your most unathletic accomplishments and check in with El Cheapo

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In today's bonus pod we hear more about Ally's problematic books and Klein shares too much info

In today's show Ally gets some problematic books, Ms. Pat stops by, Vanessa has a drive-thru confession, we head to petty claims court, we hear about the times you were almost famous and do a round of man vs machine

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In today's show Ally and Klein do their annual Halloween returns prank, Ally gets Botox, we hear about the times you almost got caught for Almost Acoustic tickets. do a round of Netflix or Notflix, get an old people's secret and find out about the times you ate questionable food

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in today's show we make the big Almost Acoustic Christmas announcement, celebrate all things Dodgers, hear from Rodger the Dodger hater, Klein tries to solve a crime, Ally worries about left out deli meat, Omar has a problem with the Dodger parade, we hear about the times you almost won and we celebrate Blind Charlie's birthday

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In today's show we have the great clown off, Ally throws a last second Halloween party, Klein swears he'll never go to LAX again, we give you our Saw review, see what Johnny knows and we re-air Klein's Halloween prank on his kids

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In today's show Klein goes to the Dodger game, we pull a prank on Vanessa, Ally thinks school pictures are a scam, we continue with Shocktober, we finally get a video of Klein's "scary" clown, do a round of meet the neighbors and hear your financial horror stories

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In today's bonus pod we try to score Dodgers tickets and set the stage for the great hot coffee/soup clown scare

In today's show Ally takes air pods out of the lost and found, we have an AMA with a witch, get a Secondhand Cindy update, hear your medical horror stories, head to petty claims court and engineer Justin has a new podcast

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In today's show we talk to the one and only William Shatner, Klein gets a concerning email, we start Shocktober, Ally defends her stains, we hear about the scariest hookups you've had, do a round of clickbait and get an old people's secret

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In today's show Klein has beef with his neighbor, Ally goes to the Magic Castle, Jake has a DJ gig, we hear your food horror stories and see if we can find any true blue Dodgers fans on the streets

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In today's show Ally gives us her Halloween movie pick, her wife calls in to complain, Klein is upset he wasn't allowed to use the restroom, we see what Johnny knows, try to find out the real reason Vanessa is against the lawyer intern, open up the box of shame and turn on the Halloween costume generator

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In today's show Ally has trouble in a parking lot, we argue over having the lawyer intern, hear you're real life horror stories, check in on Jake's journal, see what's going on the hood in meet the neighbors, give you our lifetime achievement noms for Halloween and get some El Cheapo hacks

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In today's bonus pod we learn about Klein's new endorsement and the coaching the show gets

In today's show we learn what scares Klein, Ally wonders if she needs to buy a gift for a second wedding, we talk to a plastic surgery expert and hear your surgery horror stories, do a round of clickbait and old people's secrets and try to come up with solutions to fix the overpriced parking at events in LA

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In today's show Ally mushes another unlucky celeb, we get an offer for the oldest intern, we meet vagina face and turd eye blind, hear about the times you got ghosted, Rodger the Dodger hater calls in and unload the GOATline

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In today's show Ally loses her kid at a pumpkin patch, Klein grosses out his wife, we get a major life update from Secondhand Cindy, we see if drunk Dodger fans can sing Take Me Out to the Ballgame, we get to our Halloweentown review and hear your scariest Lyft and Uber stories

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In today's show we're one man down as Klein returns from NYC, Ally goes to a press junket, we review the Bud Light Bros YouTube channel, give you another Halloween movie to watch, see what Johnny knows, get your sob stories for Twenty One Pilots and give you the weekend song

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In today's show Klein has a theory about elevator, Ally get scammed, we review Jake's horror movie pick, head to petty claims court, see of drunk Dodger fans can sing take me out to the ballgame, and Klein has beef with menus

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In today's show Klein gets scammed by $5 margaritas, we see if people will lie about their favorite Halloween candy, Ally tries to beat the traffic at a concert, we have the show fear draft, give you an old people's secret and do some gayest sports highlights

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In today's show Klein messes up another getaway for his wife, Ally has an investment opportunity, Jake gets scared, Johnny puts of the shock collar for a high voltage food review, we have an AMA with the dancing ump from the Savannah Bananas and we give you the weekend song

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In today's bonus pod we get some good news and introduce the Klein.Ally jizz car

In today's show we have Tame Impala and Nick Hexum from 311 in the KROQ studios, Klein tells us more about his suitcase scam, Ally does a drive thru confession, we have a generation war and Jake gets a girl's number

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In today's show Klein gets scammed (again) Ally sets a 5k record, we find out why people lie to doctors, we try to convince Klein to do something about his snoring and make a PSA for all the old folks doing cocaine

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In today's show we have fall out from Klein's Twenty One Pilots interview, Florence from Florence & the Machine stops by, Ally doesn't want to go to her wife's HS reunion, Omar puts up his Halloween decorations and we hear about the worst 21st birthday fails

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In today's show we announce our tiny private show with Twenty One Pilots, Klein's wife records him snoring, Ally's wife has a problem with Taylor Swift, we hear what little things are stressing you out, get the news Pantyhose Greg is living in a dead shed and give you your gayest sports highlights

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In today's show Ally goes to Thursday Night Football, we get a call from Rodger the Dodger hater, find out what makes you seem old, hear from fake Taylor Swift fans, do some Johnny Doesn't Know, get some big news from Pantyhose Greg and give ya the weekend song

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In today's show Klein eats the fanciest fries possible, Ally has bees, Jake reads from his journal, we get some new El Cheapo hacks, interview that new A.I. actress, talk to an alien expert about the incoming comet, find out Klein is a sandwich line elitist and have a generation war

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In this bonus pod we talk about wax leavins and get some massive news

In today's show we play wax strip poker, Nikki Glaser calls in, Ally is getting the silent treatment, we do a new round of Netflix or Notflix and Bamboozled and call the LA zoo to try to name the new baby chimps

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In today's show we bring back human bingo and look for scars, secret relationships, times you were banned or thrown out and times you were a hero, Klein gets a sweaty hug, we go through another drive thru confession, Omar has a theory about Cheetos and we do a round of clickbait

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In today's show Klein finds a worm at dinner, Ally gets her Halloween decorations up, we have an AMA with an undercover cop, learn about invisible day, give you your gayest sports highlights, try to beat A.I. in man vs machine and decide what is the worst day after an event

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In today's show we discuss cart edging, do some whacktivism, put Vanessa on the hot seat for Lie Day Friday, Klein tries to build a basketball hoop, see what Johnny knows and play beat your boss

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In today's show we get a huge shout out on TV, we see what's happening in the neighborhood in meet the neighbors, talk to comedian Taylor Williamson, Ally signs an NDA, Klein gets into shark sex, Vanessa tries to say no to donuts, we bring back Is It Worth It and give you a how quiz

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In today's bonus pod we get some exciting news and share our show cook book

In today's show we go over the return of Jimmy Kimmel, Klein has beef with same siders, Ally wonders what to get her wife for a anniversary present, we head to petty claims court, we see who has the best concussion story, get a new employee of the month and see if we can tell the difference between Vanessa and Ally's kid

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In today's show Klein asks his wife what she thinks about getting a smaller bed, Ally gets her wonky boobs checked out, Jake talks to the protestors at Jimmy Kimmel, we hear who has the worst weekend plans for tix, Omar drops a Halloween bombshell and we do a round of Clickbait

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In today's show we break down what happened at the big bowling brawl and how Blind Charlie made a huge difference, we take your Don't be a Dick nominees, see who had the worst weekend, see if a guy at a concert knows anything about he band on his shirt and give you your Gayest Sports Highlights

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In today's show Klein tries to save gift bags, Ally has an embarrassing moment in a gym locker room, we open up the box of shame, roast Vanessa on her fashion and see what Johnny knows about acronyms

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In today's show Klein gets his fashion roasted, Ally has a weird massage, Vanessa tries vegan chicken wings, we see who has had the best concert week, we see what's going on in the neighborhood in meet the neighbors and Klein gives a very important and boring speech

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In today's show we help a couple in Petty Claims Court, Klein gets a note on his mailbox, we set a date for the bowling brawl, see if you can guess the songs from COKEchella, Johnny gets his fit roasted and Vanessa witnesses an accident

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In today's show Ally's bowling beef continues, she gets ripped a new one from A.I. because of her fashion, we get big news in our show fantasy pool from Second Hand Cindy, we do a round of clickbait and old people's secrets, Jake get the insurance estimate to fix his car, and we take your highdeas on the Dank Tank

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In today's show we decide if Klein or Ally is the worst parent, jake gets into an accident, Blind Charlie hits the streets, we check in with One Armed Gary, see what Johnny knows, play beat your boss and talk to Vee the Trucker who will take the Bud Light Bro's virginity

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In today's show we decide if you should buy knockoff parking lot shirts, Ally gets impressed by texting and driving, we have a high voltage food review with the Linkin Park sundae, reopen the KROQ job fair, learn how to diffuse an argument, have a generation war and check in with El Cheapo

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In today's bonus pod Ally reveals that she's quit smoking ...again

In today's show we see who has the oldest phone, Vanessa doesn't want to take medicine, Ally drops her Disney Tickets in the toilet, we head to Petty Claims Court, we unload the GOATline, hear about the times you got ghosted, Klein misses an important text and Jake finally becomes useful

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In today's show Klein has a bad time at the dog beach, we talk to people who are still living with their ex by choice, Ally tries to give blood and manifest a lottery win, we hear from some clown that were at Creep IE Con, Jake reads from his journal, we do a round of import/export and decide who the biggest dick NFL fans are

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In today's show Ally molests a stingray, tries to talk her wife into a cuckhold situation, Jake gets hired as a DJ, we count down the top 10 Oasis insults, score our summer bucket list, see what Johnny knows and relive Jake's terrible joke

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In today's bonus pod Ally tell us all about the drama she's been holding in for months

In today's show Klein goes on a hunt for Labubus, Jake has a drive thru confession, we help a couple in Petty Claims Court, Ally gives us a restaurant review, we play Netflix or NOTflix, Klein asks his wife if she'd be in cuckholding, we pick some lucky numbers for the lottery and give you a show quiz

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In today's show Ally starts her inCARceration, we recap the big BBQ with Royel Otis, the great Danny Elfman calls in to kick off Halloween season, we try to help fighting siblings come together for Oasis tix, time Ally's new long question and give you a new old people's secret

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In today's show Klein tries to dispute his love token purchase, Vanessa tries to say "Weird Al", we bring back Beat Your Boss, Jake buys a whack painting, Aly prepares to live in her car, we see what Johnny knows about labor and we hop on the banger bus

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In today's show we hear about your creepy coworkers (Jake), Vanessa gets locked out of her house, we have a gen war, Ally gets a physical, Megan Holiday calls in, we open up the suggestion box, get some hacks from El Cheapo and morn the loss of Claire's

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In today's bonus pod we find out what Ally's idea is to help make her son more masculine

In today's show Ally tries to pull a Taylor Swift prank on her wife, Klein tests a new workout theory with porn, Vanessa celebrates the start of pumpkin spice season, we head to petty claims court, find out the creepiest things about you and Jake sees if strangers will lie to help him keep his job

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In today's show we find out what the new milestones are for the new generation, hear the stories of the weirdest things you learned about your parents, find out the new reason why Klein's kids hate him, get another old people's secret, fins out about Klein's new ailment, do a round of clickbait and try to beat A.I. in man vs machine

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In today's show we go over the rules for the inCARceration bet, add to the Ally mush list, see if we should get rid of the mail in Import/Export, Klein goes to see the greatest show on Earth, find out which items make you rich and dive deep into the NerdHole and Jake's oddities

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In today's show we have the Dumb Off finals, Klein and Ally think Jake gave them fleas, we open the box of shame, Ally's son picks some winning lottery numbers, Jake has an exit interview with a first date, we unload the GOATline and see what doesn't Johnny know

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In today's show we try to help Blind Charlie regain his sight, find out Klein is a trend setter when it comes to reading, head back to the highways for another Freeway Feud, Jake hits the streets with his deputy Moist Joyce for another round of Pit Stops, see what's going on in the neighborhood with Meet the Neighbors and have the Dumb Off semi-finals

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In today's bonus pod we interview to potential interns!

In today's show we try to complete the national fitness test in hopes of earning a party, Klein wants some clarification on taco Tuesdays, we find out if Klein or Ally is the worst parent, continue with the dumb off, try to help Ally figure out the right wedding gift to give, head to petty claims court and try to stop Vanessa from constantly eating chickens

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In today's show Ally tries to get crackheads out of her community pool, Klein finds a new charge when booking a flight, we get to round 2 of the dumb off, unload the GOATline, hear about some epic line fails some people on the show had, start our fitness test, get another old people's secret and Omar is starting to feel guilty about not doing chores

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In today show Klein forgets to wear underwear, has a heated confrontation while trying to protect the neighborhood, Ally tries not to spend money at the OC Fair, we start the dumb off with a matchup between Jake and Vanessa, we see what the drunks on the street think about more people than ever not drinking and Jake has a special surprise for Omar

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In today's show Ally has a big announcement about a special video, Klein tries to make a shady deal for a Labubu, we hook up Johnny for Lieday Friday, learn how you can fund your wedding and reboot an old Kevin and Bean bit Celebrity Fridge

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In today's show we get some back to school El Cheapo hacks, Klein reveals his new chronic disease, we have a big summer announcement, Ally tries to seduce her wife, do a new round of Import/Export, get a new employee of the month nominee, see what's going on around town in meet the neighbors, Jake heads to the streets to see what people wish they were taught in school AND IT'S OMAR'S BIRTHDAY

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In today's bonus pod we go behind the scenes of last week's blow up between Klein and Ally

In today's show we get to talk to Secondhand Cindy, have an AMA with Stu Mundel, announce the return of KROQ interns, find out why you shouldn't check out of hotels, head to Petty Claims Court, Ally sells her puke cup, and Klein talks to your dead pets

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In today's show we learn Klein has a chronic condition where he hates music, Ally tries to spook us with stories of her son talking to ghosts, we get into a round of annoynomous with Vanessa, give you an old people's secrets, see if we can beat A.I. in man vs machine and Ally puts her puke cup up for sale

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In today's show we pimp out Jake for some live Tinder, wonder if golden Labubus are real, open the box of shame, see what Johnny knows, the lawyers get involved when it comes to One-Armed Gary, Ally's kid has a new problem and we give ya the weekend song

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In today's show Ally reveals her spray tan, we talk to the CEO of In-n-Out, we learn adults are using pacifiers, get youR highdeas in the Dank Tank and give you an update on our summer bucket list

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In today's bonus pod we find out if Jake is really getting paid by AAA and we grill Johnny about how he got his insane Dodger tickets

In today's show Ally's getting something done that she's never done before in prep for a wedding, we head to petty claims court, get an entry from Jake's journal, spin the wheel to see who will do what in the national fitness test, and take to a man selling a swingers resort in Palm Springs

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In today's show we find out about Ally's son's special skill, we have our first (in a while) show and tell, Klein has an awkward conversation, we unload the goatline, do a round of clickbait, play first impressions with Vanessa and give you an old people's secret

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In today's show we have another installment of Klein's kids hate him, Ally has a encounter with a killer spider, someone wants to join the Bud Light Bros, we do some first impressions with Vanessa, get a call from One Armed Gary and it's Jake's birthday! (hooray) (wheee!)

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In today's show the team tries to manage without Klein, Jake makes a big purchase, we do a round of Johnny doesn't know, find out what's making a big comeback at schools, open the box of shame, and see what would make the best concert ever

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In today's show the owner of Pink's Hotdogs and comedian Brad Williams stop by to watch Ally attempt to eat 6 dogs in 10 minutes, we get some new leads on doing celebrity fridge, give ya some new money saving hacks in El Cheapo and Klein tries to explain why he bought and wore lady pants

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My Sentiment & Notes Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast