Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast episodes

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In today's show we start spinning the wheel of forced resolutions, Vanessa tries to save a dog, we see who has had the worst year so far, Jake gives us an update on his coffee, we do a lightning round of Johnny doesn't know, get an old people's secret and do a round of clickbait

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in today's show Ally gets a bad Air BnB review, Klein gets a nose surgery, Vanessa leaves a drunk voicemail and we have Nostrildumbass predict the future

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Today's best of show is vanessa counting down her top moments of the show. Happy hangover day

Before you get blasted tonight, enjoy Johnny's top moments of the show

In today's best of episode it's Omar's turn to pick his favorite moments of the show

In today's best of episode Jake count downs his favorite moments of the year

Hope you had a good holiday. Now back to these best of podcasts to give your ears a present while we're gone

Merry Christmas Eve and whatnot. We got you this gift of audio. Enjoy!

Welcome to another best of podcast. Enjoy these top moments of the show

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In today's show we give Klein, Ally and Omar a show grade, open some presents, have our annual Christmas play, talk to Ryan Seacrest and the Bud Light Bros give us their top show moments of the year

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In today's show Klein forgets his phone, we hear your stories of going to the ER, we have another show draft, give ourselves a grade, give you an old people's secret and go over the top food moments of the show

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In today's show Ally returns her outfit, we unload the GOATline, we have another show draft, do a round of clickbait, get you show idea submissions, Ally plans for her big trip and we go over the top show song moments of the year

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In today's show Johnny messes up the live performance of Tamales Tamales, we go over the top drops of the year, pick next years food trends in the food draft, call Ally's wife to confront her about her being in love with an ex and give you an interview with Amy Lee from Evanescence brought to you by the loudest bag of chips known to man

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In today's sow Jake gets the dreaded pube cut, we bring back naked with Grandma, Klein loses all his gift money gambling, we find out how much to tip during the holidays, see what Johnny knows, talk to Ally's mom- the throat goat, and Klein is wearing a strange ring

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Tamales, Tamales!

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In today's bonus pod we head over to Hollywood Park Casino for a live podcast and Jake gets his head shaved by Blind Charlie

In today's show we have an all boomers edition of generation wars, Ally is having second thoughts about her outfit for Almost Acoustic Christmas, we go over Jake's upcoming haircut, Johnny tries fancy food and MORE

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In today's show Blind Charlie has an extra ticket, we have an AMA with a Santa, head to petty claims court, Jake gets a new phone, do a round of bamboozled, Ally debuts her Christmas song and Klein checks out his kid's play practice

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In today's show Klein tries to be a good Samaritan, we do a round of clickbait, determine who the shadiest person on the show is, fire up the random gift generator, Ally takes her kid to visit Santa, we talk to a lifelong Clippers fan that's calling it quits and go over the big pube bet with Jake

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In today's show Ally scores tickets, Klein takes the kids to see fake snow, we try to find the least important person, see if any of us steal at self checkout, get your best overacting skills for terrible gifts and give you some important 6-7 news

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In today's show Klein makes an early reservation, Ally shares something very shameful, Jake reads from his journal, we search for the biggest foo with help from Ahmed from On the Tira, we get a special KNX news update and the great Kevin Ryder calls in

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In today's show Ally thinks she's being flirted with at the gym, Klein kids hate him, we have a generation war, pity the foo, get a major One-armed Gary update and Ally decides the save money on the dumbest thing

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In today's bonus pod Jake and Johnny settle an argument, we get a major One-Armed Gary update and wonder why Johnny is wearing lipstick

In today's show Vanessa apologies for her sexual harassment, we hear the family secrets you learned, have an AMA with a former thief, Ally screws over Klein and get an Old People's Secret

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In today's show we learn Blind Charlie, we play Bark for Meat, do some sad cat math, do a round of clickbait, try to beat A.I. in man vs machine, go over the 100 top comedies, get some fan songs and MORE

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In today's show Klein's wife asks him to break a promise, Ally has a turkey trot photo redo, Jake makes another dumb purchase, we start the leftover challenge, announce our next show hang and do a round of Netflix or NOTflix

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Just because we're off, doesn't mean we're not thankful for you. So to show our thanks enjoy this Thanksgiving show of some of our favorite recent moments. So have fun eating a lot or not eating so much brought to you by Lasara.com

In today's show we thank you for going through the 4 year slog, Klein has to hide some drugs, Ally gets ready for a solo road trip, we crown our weird relative winner, play Black Friday Price is Right, do a round of clickbait, make some calls to say we're tanksful, and wonder if you should give your mom a sex toy

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In today's show we meet our weirdest relative finalists, Ally can't find a good picture for Christmas cards, we decide who is the worst parent, get you traveling don't be a dick noms and Jake sees if he can invite himself to Thanksgiving

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In today's show we go over the not so glowing article about us in Variety, Klein makes a thank you call, we check in with El Cheapo, Jake reads from his journal, we open the Box of Shame, see what Johnny knows, Klein joins the lice club and give you some gayest sports highlights

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In today's show Ally has a concerning foot scan, we find evidence of getting ripped off, we see what's going on around town in meet the neighbors, try to beat A.I. in man vs machine, open up the Thank Tank, Ally thinks about getting an eating divorce and we continue our search for America's weirdest relative

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We have proof another radio show is stealing our bits

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In today's bonus pod Ally is drinking the t and taking the t and we get down and dirty about all of it

In today's show Ally does the cold plunge to wake up, Jake heads back to the pawn shop, Macaulay Culkin calls in, we head to petty claims court, continue our search for the weirdest relative and see if we should import or export a new ticket selling rule from Europe

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in today's show Ally quits coffee, Klein has lice, Jake gets a gift, we do a round of clickbait, continue our search for the weirdest relative, unload the GOATline, reveal the sexiest holiday and Ally makes a call to say thanks

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In today's show we pay off the big football bet by spinning the wheel of haircuts, Ally goes to SkyZone, we start our search for the world's weirdest relative, we hear about the times you were injured by food, see how long people will stand out in the rain and talk to Jake and give you some gayest show highlights

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In today's show Klein's House Alarm goes off, Ally's mom guilt trips her, we strap Jake to the lie detector, open the box of shame, see what Johnny knows and talk to Adrian Young of No Doubt

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In today's show Klein has beef with getting early holiday cards, Ally has a problem getting a kids meal, we have a generation war, hear about the good deeds of Blind Charlie, we learn about the office love language, see what's going on around town in meet the neighbors, Klein has a problem with his kid's tutor and Ally is told to start cutting people out of her Christmas list

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In today's bonus pod we go over Vanessa's running partner, Johnny fear of flying and how Klein is the fat one

In today's show Ally cashes in Klein's Lotto winnings, the Bud Light Bros have a new video, we get a Secondhand Cindy update, hear about the times you were almost fired, Klein has to make an embarrassing purchase and callers are upset with Jake

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in today's show Klein wins the lottery, Ally's wife goes to her HS reunion, we unload the GOATline, bring back Guess T.D., do a round of clickbait, try to make Omar cry, get an old people's secret and have an AMA with a vet

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In today's show Klein goes to a cash only bar, Ally takes a pee test, a girl offers Jake a date, we have an internal investigation, we do some show ranking and try to guess your secrets

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In today's show Klein has a new beef with 5hr Energy, we have a show intervention, hear about the times you were almost the favorite in the family, open the box of shame, see what Johnny knows, Ally breaks her Wicked NDA and find out the difference between men and women showers

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in today's show we try t help you pick up a date, Vanessa faces her biggest fear, hear about the times you were almost married, see what's going on around town in meet the neighbors, have a generation war, hear your most unathletic accomplishments and check in with El Cheapo

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In today's bonus pod we hear more about Ally's problematic books and Klein shares too much info

In today's show Ally gets some problematic books, Ms. Pat stops by, Vanessa has a drive-thru confession, we head to petty claims court, we hear about the times you were almost famous and do a round of man vs machine

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In today's show Ally and Klein do their annual Halloween returns prank, Ally gets Botox, we hear about the times you almost got caught for Almost Acoustic tickets. do a round of Netflix or Notflix, get an old people's secret and find out about the times you ate questionable food

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in today's show we make the big Almost Acoustic Christmas announcement, celebrate all things Dodgers, hear from Rodger the Dodger hater, Klein tries to solve a crime, Ally worries about left out deli meat, Omar has a problem with the Dodger parade, we hear about the times you almost won and we celebrate Blind Charlie's birthday

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In today's show we have the great clown off, Ally throws a last second Halloween party, Klein swears he'll never go to LAX again, we give you our Saw review, see what Johnny knows and we re-air Klein's Halloween prank on his kids

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In today's show Klein goes to the Dodger game, we pull a prank on Vanessa, Ally thinks school pictures are a scam, we continue with Shocktober, we finally get a video of Klein's "scary" clown, do a round of meet the neighbors and hear your financial horror stories

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In today's bonus pod we try to score Dodgers tickets and set the stage for the great hot coffee/soup clown scare

In today's show Ally takes air pods out of the lost and found, we have an AMA with a witch, get a Secondhand Cindy update, hear your medical horror stories, head to petty claims court and engineer Justin has a new podcast

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In today's show we talk to the one and only William Shatner, Klein gets a concerning email, we start Shocktober, Ally defends her stains, we hear about the scariest hookups you've had, do a round of clickbait and get an old people's secret

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In today's show Klein has beef with his neighbor, Ally goes to the Magic Castle, Jake has a DJ gig, we hear your food horror stories and see if we can find any true blue Dodgers fans on the streets

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In today's show Ally gives us her Halloween movie pick, her wife calls in to complain, Klein is upset he wasn't allowed to use the restroom, we see what Johnny knows, try to find out the real reason Vanessa is against the lawyer intern, open up the box of shame and turn on the Halloween costume generator

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In today's show Ally has trouble in a parking lot, we argue over having the lawyer intern, hear you're real life horror stories, check in on Jake's journal, see what's going on the hood in meet the neighbors, give you our lifetime achievement noms for Halloween and get some El Cheapo hacks

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In today's bonus pod we learn about Klein's new endorsement and the coaching the show gets

In today's show we learn what scares Klein, Ally wonders if she needs to buy a gift for a second wedding, we talk to a plastic surgery expert and hear your surgery horror stories, do a round of clickbait and old people's secrets and try to come up with solutions to fix the overpriced parking at events in LA

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In today's show Ally mushes another unlucky celeb, we get an offer for the oldest intern, we meet vagina face and turd eye blind, hear about the times you got ghosted, Rodger the Dodger hater calls in and unload the GOATline

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In today's show Ally loses her kid at a pumpkin patch, Klein grosses out his wife, we get a major life update from Secondhand Cindy, we see if drunk Dodger fans can sing Take Me Out to the Ballgame, we get to our Halloweentown review and hear your scariest Lyft and Uber stories

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In today's show we're one man down as Klein returns from NYC, Ally goes to a press junket, we review the Bud Light Bros YouTube channel, give you another Halloween movie to watch, see what Johnny knows, get your sob stories for Twenty One Pilots and give you the weekend song

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In today's show Klein has a theory about elevator, Ally get scammed, we review Jake's horror movie pick, head to petty claims court, see of drunk Dodger fans can sing take me out to the ballgame, and Klein has beef with menus

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In today's show Klein gets scammed by $5 margaritas, we see if people will lie about their favorite Halloween candy, Ally tries to beat the traffic at a concert, we have the show fear draft, give you an old people's secret and do some gayest sports highlights

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In today's show Klein messes up another getaway for his wife, Ally has an investment opportunity, Jake gets scared, Johnny puts of the shock collar for a high voltage food review, we have an AMA with the dancing ump from the Savannah Bananas and we give you the weekend song

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In today's bonus pod we get some good news and introduce the Klein.Ally jizz car

In today's show we have Tame Impala and Nick Hexum from 311 in the KROQ studios, Klein tells us more about his suitcase scam, Ally does a drive thru confession, we have a generation war and Jake gets a girl's number

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In today's show Klein gets scammed (again) Ally sets a 5k record, we find out why people lie to doctors, we try to convince Klein to do something about his snoring and make a PSA for all the old folks doing cocaine

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In today's show we have fall out from Klein's Twenty One Pilots interview, Florence from Florence & the Machine stops by, Ally doesn't want to go to her wife's HS reunion, Omar puts up his Halloween decorations and we hear about the worst 21st birthday fails

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In today's show we announce our tiny private show with Twenty One Pilots, Klein's wife records him snoring, Ally's wife has a problem with Taylor Swift, we hear what little things are stressing you out, get the news Pantyhose Greg is living in a dead shed and give you your gayest sports highlights

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In today's show Ally goes to Thursday Night Football, we get a call from Rodger the Dodger hater, find out what makes you seem old, hear from fake Taylor Swift fans, do some Johnny Doesn't Know, get some big news from Pantyhose Greg and give ya the weekend song

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In today's show Klein eats the fanciest fries possible, Ally has bees, Jake reads from his journal, we get some new El Cheapo hacks, interview that new A.I. actress, talk to an alien expert about the incoming comet, find out Klein is a sandwich line elitist and have a generation war

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In this bonus pod we talk about wax leavins and get some massive news

In today's show we play wax strip poker, Nikki Glaser calls in, Ally is getting the silent treatment, we do a new round of Netflix or Notflix and Bamboozled and call the LA zoo to try to name the new baby chimps

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In today's show we bring back human bingo and look for scars, secret relationships, times you were banned or thrown out and times you were a hero, Klein gets a sweaty hug, we go through another drive thru confession, Omar has a theory about Cheetos and we do a round of clickbait

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In today's show Klein finds a worm at dinner, Ally gets her Halloween decorations up, we have an AMA with an undercover cop, learn about invisible day, give you your gayest sports highlights, try to beat A.I. in man vs machine and decide what is the worst day after an event

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In today's show we discuss cart edging, do some whacktivism, put Vanessa on the hot seat for Lie Day Friday, Klein tries to build a basketball hoop, see what Johnny knows and play beat your boss

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In today's show we get a huge shout out on TV, we see what's happening in the neighborhood in meet the neighbors, talk to comedian Taylor Williamson, Ally signs an NDA, Klein gets into shark sex, Vanessa tries to say no to donuts, we bring back Is It Worth It and give you a how quiz

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In today's bonus pod we get some exciting news and share our show cook book

In today's show we go over the return of Jimmy Kimmel, Klein has beef with same siders, Ally wonders what to get her wife for a anniversary present, we head to petty claims court, we see who has the best concussion story, get a new employee of the month and see if we can tell the difference between Vanessa and Ally's kid

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In today's show Klein asks his wife what she thinks about getting a smaller bed, Ally gets her wonky boobs checked out, Jake talks to the protestors at Jimmy Kimmel, we hear who has the worst weekend plans for tix, Omar drops a Halloween bombshell and we do a round of Clickbait

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In today's show we break down what happened at the big bowling brawl and how Blind Charlie made a huge difference, we take your Don't be a Dick nominees, see who had the worst weekend, see if a guy at a concert knows anything about he band on his shirt and give you your Gayest Sports Highlights

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In today's show Klein tries to save gift bags, Ally has an embarrassing moment in a gym locker room, we open up the box of shame, roast Vanessa on her fashion and see what Johnny knows about acronyms

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In today's show Klein gets his fashion roasted, Ally has a weird massage, Vanessa tries vegan chicken wings, we see who has had the best concert week, we see what's going on in the neighborhood in meet the neighbors and Klein gives a very important and boring speech

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In today's show we help a couple in Petty Claims Court, Klein gets a note on his mailbox, we set a date for the bowling brawl, see if you can guess the songs from COKEchella, Johnny gets his fit roasted and Vanessa witnesses an accident

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In today's show Ally's bowling beef continues, she gets ripped a new one from A.I. because of her fashion, we get big news in our show fantasy pool from Second Hand Cindy, we do a round of clickbait and old people's secrets, Jake get the insurance estimate to fix his car, and we take your highdeas on the Dank Tank

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In today's show we decide if Klein or Ally is the worst parent, jake gets into an accident, Blind Charlie hits the streets, we check in with One Armed Gary, see what Johnny knows, play beat your boss and talk to Vee the Trucker who will take the Bud Light Bro's virginity

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In today's show we decide if you should buy knockoff parking lot shirts, Ally gets impressed by texting and driving, we have a high voltage food review with the Linkin Park sundae, reopen the KROQ job fair, learn how to diffuse an argument, have a generation war and check in with El Cheapo

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In today's bonus pod Ally reveals that she's quit smoking ...again

In today's show we see who has the oldest phone, Vanessa doesn't want to take medicine, Ally drops her Disney Tickets in the toilet, we head to Petty Claims Court, we unload the GOATline, hear about the times you got ghosted, Klein misses an important text and Jake finally becomes useful

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In today's show Klein has a bad time at the dog beach, we talk to people who are still living with their ex by choice, Ally tries to give blood and manifest a lottery win, we hear from some clown that were at Creep IE Con, Jake reads from his journal, we do a round of import/export and decide who the biggest dick NFL fans are

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In today's show Ally molests a stingray, tries to talk her wife into a cuckhold situation, Jake gets hired as a DJ, we count down the top 10 Oasis insults, score our summer bucket list, see what Johnny knows and relive Jake's terrible joke

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In today's bonus pod Ally tell us all about the drama she's been holding in for months

In today's show Klein goes on a hunt for Labubus, Jake has a drive thru confession, we help a couple in Petty Claims Court, Ally gives us a restaurant review, we play Netflix or NOTflix, Klein asks his wife if she'd be in cuckholding, we pick some lucky numbers for the lottery and give you a show quiz

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In today's show Ally starts her inCARceration, we recap the big BBQ with Royel Otis, the great Danny Elfman calls in to kick off Halloween season, we try to help fighting siblings come together for Oasis tix, time Ally's new long question and give you a new old people's secret

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In today's show Klein tries to dispute his love token purchase, Vanessa tries to say "Weird Al", we bring back Beat Your Boss, Jake buys a whack painting, Aly prepares to live in her car, we see what Johnny knows about labor and we hop on the banger bus

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In today's show we hear about your creepy coworkers (Jake), Vanessa gets locked out of her house, we have a gen war, Ally gets a physical, Megan Holiday calls in, we open up the suggestion box, get some hacks from El Cheapo and morn the loss of Claire's

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In today's bonus pod we find out what Ally's idea is to help make her son more masculine

In today's show Ally tries to pull a Taylor Swift prank on her wife, Klein tests a new workout theory with porn, Vanessa celebrates the start of pumpkin spice season, we head to petty claims court, find out the creepiest things about you and Jake sees if strangers will lie to help him keep his job

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In today's show we find out what the new milestones are for the new generation, hear the stories of the weirdest things you learned about your parents, find out the new reason why Klein's kids hate him, get another old people's secret, fins out about Klein's new ailment, do a round of clickbait and try to beat A.I. in man vs machine

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In today's show we go over the rules for the inCARceration bet, add to the Ally mush list, see if we should get rid of the mail in Import/Export, Klein goes to see the greatest show on Earth, find out which items make you rich and dive deep into the NerdHole and Jake's oddities

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In today's show we have the Dumb Off finals, Klein and Ally think Jake gave them fleas, we open the box of shame, Ally's son picks some winning lottery numbers, Jake has an exit interview with a first date, we unload the GOATline and see what doesn't Johnny know

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In today's show we try to help Blind Charlie regain his sight, find out Klein is a trend setter when it comes to reading, head back to the highways for another Freeway Feud, Jake hits the streets with his deputy Moist Joyce for another round of Pit Stops, see what's going on in the neighborhood with Meet the Neighbors and have the Dumb Off semi-finals

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In today's bonus pod we interview to potential interns!

In today's show we try to complete the national fitness test in hopes of earning a party, Klein wants some clarification on taco Tuesdays, we find out if Klein or Ally is the worst parent, continue with the dumb off, try to help Ally figure out the right wedding gift to give, head to petty claims court and try to stop Vanessa from constantly eating chickens

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In today's show Ally tries to get crackheads out of her community pool, Klein finds a new charge when booking a flight, we get to round 2 of the dumb off, unload the GOATline, hear about some epic line fails some people on the show had, start our fitness test, get another old people's secret and Omar is starting to feel guilty about not doing chores

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In today show Klein forgets to wear underwear, has a heated confrontation while trying to protect the neighborhood, Ally tries not to spend money at the OC Fair, we start the dumb off with a matchup between Jake and Vanessa, we see what the drunks on the street think about more people than ever not drinking and Jake has a special surprise for Omar

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In today's show Ally has a big announcement about a special video, Klein tries to make a shady deal for a Labubu, we hook up Johnny for Lieday Friday, learn how you can fund your wedding and reboot an old Kevin and Bean bit Celebrity Fridge

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In today's show we get some back to school El Cheapo hacks, Klein reveals his new chronic disease, we have a big summer announcement, Ally tries to seduce her wife, do a new round of Import/Export, get a new employee of the month nominee, see what's going on around town in meet the neighbors, Jake heads to the streets to see what people wish they were taught in school AND IT'S OMAR'S BIRTHDAY

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In today's bonus pod we go behind the scenes of last week's blow up between Klein and Ally

In today's show we get to talk to Secondhand Cindy, have an AMA with Stu Mundel, announce the return of KROQ interns, find out why you shouldn't check out of hotels, head to Petty Claims Court, Ally sells her puke cup, and Klein talks to your dead pets

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In today's show we learn Klein has a chronic condition where he hates music, Ally tries to spook us with stories of her son talking to ghosts, we get into a round of annoynomous with Vanessa, give you an old people's secrets, see if we can beat A.I. in man vs machine and Ally puts her puke cup up for sale

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In today's show we pimp out Jake for some live Tinder, wonder if golden Labubus are real, open the box of shame, see what Johnny knows, the lawyers get involved when it comes to One-Armed Gary, Ally's kid has a new problem and we give ya the weekend song

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In today's show Ally reveals her spray tan, we talk to the CEO of In-n-Out, we learn adults are using pacifiers, get youR highdeas in the Dank Tank and give you an update on our summer bucket list

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In today's bonus pod we find out if Jake is really getting paid by AAA and we grill Johnny about how he got his insane Dodger tickets

In today's show Ally's getting something done that she's never done before in prep for a wedding, we head to petty claims court, get an entry from Jake's journal, spin the wheel to see who will do what in the national fitness test, and take to a man selling a swingers resort in Palm Springs

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In today's show we find out about Ally's son's special skill, we have our first (in a while) show and tell, Klein has an awkward conversation, we unload the goatline, do a round of clickbait, play first impressions with Vanessa and give you an old people's secret

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In today's show we have another installment of Klein's kids hate him, Ally has a encounter with a killer spider, someone wants to join the Bud Light Bros, we do some first impressions with Vanessa, get a call from One Armed Gary and it's Jake's birthday! (hooray) (wheee!)

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In today's show the team tries to manage without Klein, Jake makes a big purchase, we do a round of Johnny doesn't know, find out what's making a big comeback at schools, open the box of shame, and see what would make the best concert ever

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In today's show the owner of Pink's Hotdogs and comedian Brad Williams stop by to watch Ally attempt to eat 6 dogs in 10 minutes, we get some new leads on doing celebrity fridge, give ya some new money saving hacks in El Cheapo and Klein tries to explain why he bought and wore lady pants

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My Sentiment & Notes Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast