Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two  
Podcast: Table Read
Published On: Tue Apr 22 2025
Description: Our three heroes are officially in over their heads.After accidentally killing a rhinoceros that belonged to Pablo Escobar (yes, that Pablo Escobar), Charlie, Sam, and Marcus must scramble to replace the beast—or face the wrath of a very-much-alive crime lord.Act Two turns the volume up on absurdity, as the guys tumble through hallucinogenic jungle rituals, cartel parties, DEA showdowns, a full-on rhino heist, and one unexpected monologue that might just save their lives.Starring: Tim Friedlander as the Narrator Jim O'Heir as Charlie Bleeker – the neurotic, reluctant hero Darin Toonder as Marcus – the chaos agent with a trust fund and a dream Jeff Bergman as Sam – loyal, closeted, and occasionally clairvoyant Wayne Lopez as Pablo Escobar – the crime lord-turned-cheesemaker with a soft spot for rhinos Andrea Savo as Lucia – a badass Colombian cop who’s more Indiana Jones than law enforcement Keylor Leigh as Audrey – Charlie’s sharp-tongued, no-bullshit ex-wife Lynette Coll as Maria Chung Escobar – Pablo’s power-tripping wife with a hair-trigger temper Dustin Green as Agent Knowles – a DEA cowboy with a chip on his shoulder Holden Myers as Agent Martinez – the sidekick who really just wants empanadas Written by Craig Goodwill & Sam Ruano, Pablo’s Rhino is a tequila-soaked thrill ride full of midlife panic, monkey knife fights, and unexpected heart.Big thanks to Mood.com our partner in high vibes. Use code TABLEREAD20 for 20% off at Mood.com. Legal THC & CBD. Nationwide. You’re welcome.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.