Emily’s Middle Earth Birth Plan
Emily’s Middle Earth Birth Plan  
Podcast: The Really Very Crunchy Podcast
Published On: Wed Jan 28 2026
Description: Emily and Jason sit down to discuss their current birth “plan”… which is really more of a loose collection of highly questionable options. There’s the hospital. There’s the shack. There’s the home birth. There’s the possibility of free-birthing on their way to Alaska.  No matter where it happens, one thing is non-negotiable: the birth must be Middle-earth themed. 00:00 Prepping for the Winter Storm 10:53 Lord of the Rings 20:29 Feeling unprepared for birth 25:37 Free-birthing 29:22 Disclaimer: Emily’s content warning 46:30 Modern medicine Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices