Canceled Words Of 2026... Clapping. In. My. Eyeballs... Full Stop. | A Comedy Podcast That Asks the Hard Questions
Podcast: The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy PodcastPublished On: Fri Jan 09 2026
Description: One woman snorts all her food, words get canceled, and your butt might betray you — welcome to The Rizzuto Show.You made it to Quitter’s Day — statistically the day most New Year’s resolutions die — so naturally, The Rizzuto Show celebrates by absolutely torching self-improvement and leaning fully into chaos. This comedy podcast kicks off 2026 by breaking down why gyms suddenly empty out, why Taco Bell wins every time, and why pretending you’ll “start Monday” is a lie you tell yourself.Things escalate quickly when the crew dives into My Strange Addiction, including one of the most unsettling stories ever discussed on the show: a woman who blends her food and snorts it through her nose. Yes, steak. Yes, guacamole. Yes, coffee. And yes, dating becomes… complicated. From there, it’s a rapid-fire parade of people eating toilet paper, drinking urine, licking cats, sleeping in makeup for years, and being emotionally intimate with their cars — proving once and for all that reality TV is a science experiment with no control group.The gang also debates saunas vs. cold plunges, remembers the elite childhood experience of gym class parachutes, and unpacks the official Canceled Words of 2026, including “full stop,” “incentivize,” and other phrases that make your eyes feel like they’re being clapped at. Add in the very first unhinged E-Memoriam of 2026, a revisit to the very real phenomenon known as butt lightning (you’re welcome), and a list of shockingly high-paying jobs no one talks about — including airport bird shooters — and you’ve got a comedy podcast episode firing on all cylinders.If you like funny stories, weird news, pop culture commentary, and a morning show that’s just self-aware enough to admit it’s ridiculous, this comedy podcast is for you. Laugh, cringe, and question humanity with The Rizzuto Show — every weekday, no resolutions required. Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow Hear The Rizz Show daily on 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO. Daily Show Notes: I snort all of my food, from omelettes to steak — it feels ‘phenomenal’ even though I’m at risk of infections The Guy Who Had Sex With His Car On TLC's My Strange Addiction Is Back And Has A New Lover Illinois woman charged with arson after New Year’s Eve fire at Walmart Two Elyria employees charged after false AI-generated robbery report Man arrested after police say he stole ex-girlfriend’s car while she was in labor USPS driver accused of trying to run over 10-year-old boy Florida man wearing lingerie allegedly hid gun under prosthetic breasts Naked woman allegedly assaults deputy while intoxicated, claims she was ‘trying to be a mermaid' Man claimed he ‘teleported’ into stolen BMW before 130 mph crash Tulsa man arrested after armed robbery with antique gun at liquor store Cops: Woman Drove Stolen Van To Court Woman accused of shoving razor blades in Walmart bakery items Savannah Bananas to return to Busch Stadium, all-inclusive tickets for sale Travis Kelce Is in ‘Discussions’ With Netflix for Major Broadcasting Role Soccer reportedly overtakes baseball in the U.S. as America's third favorite sport St. Louis Cardinals terminate broadcast deal with FanDuel Sports Network See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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