The Luxury Podcast episodes

In our last episode of the year, Jonathan and William reflect on the most luxury, executive, and hilarious moments of 2025. Thank you for your continued support, Bucketheads! The Luxury Podcast team wish you a very merry Christmas and a happy New Year. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan look towards their very fancy Christmas do. Plus, a surprising appearance from Jennifer Patterson, Jonathan shares a story about his nephew and some yoghurt, and both presenters give a lucky listener some lessons in love.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William and Jonathan are feeling (somewhat) festive this week as they look ahead to Christmas. They discuss when the appropriate time to put up decorations is, and Jonathan shares a not-very-Christmassy confrontation related to this topic. Plus, pyromania in a church, and William shares his very on-brand method to putting up the tree.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s a particularly silly bonus episode of the podcast this week, featuring a showcase of William doing the splits. Plus, discussion of braces and suspenders, how to convince your partner to embrace an executive lifestyle, and how to correct a fellow train passenger’s poor behaviour.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William and Jonathan delve into hats and shoes this week - from what makes a luxury hat, to hat-wearing etiquette, to if wearing 'comedy socks' is ever acceptable. Plus, judgement is passed on women's hats, and William has a wonderful Hertfordshire-themed present in mind for Jonathan.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's bonus, the team look back on Luxury Live and share some very executive behind the scenes stories - including a mishap with one presenter's trousers. In other horrors, the dreaded 'like' rears its ugly head again, and Jonathan admits to doing something truly awful with his dogs' excrement.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's main episode, William and Jonathan share their lessons of love - from who should pay, to how to deal with rude behaviour, to why Wagamamas should be avoided at all costs. Plus, who out of the two was a 'player', can a relationship break ever be luxury, and William's number one tip for a strong relationship.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's bonus episode, Jonathan's excited for his upcoming holiday, and William's excited for the gift he's bringing him back. Plus, living with dead celebrities, an embarrassing encounter with the late queen, and the scourge of the word 'like'.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today's episode is an assault on the senses that sees Jonathan and William sharing their very favourite taste sensations. We also return to Jonathan's al-fresco kitchen and discover the two's favourite takeaways. Plus, Jonathan delivers his verdict on each major television chef, and William attempts to act sober.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's yet another varied bonus episode this week, starting with an update from William's first Halloween experience. The true horror, though, lies in a very 'anti-luxury' shop that one presenter admits to visiting…Plus, chemistry classroom misdemeanours, singing washing machines, and the best television shows to watch at the dentist's.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the return of former children William and Jonathan, as this week they're discussing parenting. Conversation topics range from wondering if they'd ever become parents, to choosing luxury baby names, to how to cope when witnessing bad parenting. The two also swap their childhood experiences of discipline, and delicately decide what to say when faced with a friend's ugly baby.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jonathan is suffering with an executive sniffle, but thankfully William is on hand to tend to his needs and keep things firmly pointed in a luxury direction. They discuss tipping decorators, cleaning carpets and a word of warning for any potentially troublesome air passengers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tune in your wireless to The Luxury Podcast, as this week our hosts are paying homage to the radio. William and Jonathan share their recommendations for other luxury shows, revisit some classic clips from their time on the radio, and share the truth about Terry Wogan's hair. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's bonus episode, we have an update on the pressing items in our hosts' lives (Jonathan's glasses and William's cleaner). Plus, Jane McDonald's treatment of trick or treaters, whether a change of name by deed poll can ever be luxury, and how best to wash a bike jacket. A varied episode as always.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's episode, William and Jonathan compare their personal grooming routines and discover that one host's is far more lengthy than the other’s. On a semi-related note, they also discuss manscaping, before moving on to fragrances, cosmetic surgery and facial hair.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's bonus, William and Jonathan's friendship is put to the ultimate test. In JVS's words, they've never been so close to falling out - and it's not even a main episode. Tensions ease slightly when the two consider how best to deal with unruly aeroplane passengers, pest infestations, and glasses.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William and Jonathan attempt to put a luxury spin on spooky season. The two cover everything from the fancy dress of Jonathan's youth, to the most effective way of dispersing trick or treaters (hint: you first need firearm training). Plus, William shares a story from his party, of a very unconventional tribute to the late Patricia Routledge.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan catch up after William's housewarming party. Jonathan revisits some of his more outrageous comments, issued while on the house tour (the guest-requested house tour, of course). Plus, William gives his tips on where to go for a pre-Luxury Live afternoon tea, and the podcast is interrupted by another Vernon-Smith. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's episode, William and Jonathan explore their pet hates - of which there are many, of course. Two previous episode themes collide, with corporal punishment being doled out for inappropriate bodily functions. Plus, Jonathan describes bad driving etiquette, and William produces some extremely specific pet hates.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's bonus episode, William gives a very important update about his new alarm system - and Jonathan is himself alarmed to discover his may be less executive than he had thought. Plus, the two critique Jonathan's new glasses, hear from alumni from their old schools, and give a very lovely live rendition of the podcast theme. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's episode, William and Jonathan consider the biggest question of them all: how to have a luxury death. The two plan their funerals in great detail, with Mary Poppins, Macho Macho Man and Blame It On The Bossa Nova all making an appearance. Plus, there's great excitement when inspiration strikes for Luxury Live. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan compare notes on how to pick the most thorough and executive cleaner. Jonathan puts himself forward as William's chambermaid, and much haggling over price ensues. Plus, a listener writes in with a very alarming dream, and Jonathan's filthy headboard returns. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Follow Jonathan and William down the aisle in this week's episode, all about supermarkets. The two reflect on the different shop names, what they say about a person, and what the most executive supermarket really is. It's not all British brands - Mercadona of course makes an appearance, and William tries out his French and Latin. Plus, the two create the Luxury Supermarket, for the upper class shopper. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With the sad news of Patricia Routledge's death, William and Jonathan pause to remember the award-winning actress, and star of ‘Keeping Up Appearances’. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan kick things off with an update on their social calendars, before a very in-depth discussion on the most executive way to present toilet rolls in one's bathroom. Plus, the two take on a rude restaurant goer, and JVS pays homage to his favourite soap. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's episode, William and Jonathan revisit their school days, and the wardrobe malfunctions, questionable language lessons and brutish bullies that accompanied them. Plus, William looks back fondly on an unusual school hobby, and bleep machine usage reaches never-before-seen levels. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan run through the alarms, smoke screens and panic rooms that make one's system thoroughly secure. Plus, the two weigh in on when it's appropriate to complain in public, and how to cope with other people's inferior hygiene habits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William and Jonathan will see you now! This week's episode is all about health, and the two take a trip down memory lane, revisiting some of their most dramatic ailments - including some intriguingly timed fainting (guess who) and the unfortunate swallowing of a classroom object.Join the Luxury Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's bonus episode, a rat is sighted in one presenter's garden, and the other has to contend with pasty crumbs in the carpet. If this doesn't sound very luxurious, fear not - order is restored when William once again shares his penchant for hired hands, and Jonathan casts judgement on a listener's collecting habits. Plus, an insight into what goes on after hours at Heathrow.Join the Luxury Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's episode, former children William and Jonathan seek out the spiritual with an exploration of horoscopes. The two scour over their own horoscopes and see what fits (and doesn't). Plus, a look at the astrology of serial killing, and discussion of what makes one's birth luxury or not.Luxury Live tickets are now on general sale! Book tickets and join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan discuss all the latest mod-cons - from faux wood windows, to sausage-shaped dog poo bins, to the very luxury guest-room-cum-panic-room. Plus, a listener writes in with a shocking story of houseguest mess.The Luxury Members' Club and Luxury Live event are now live! Head to the Patreon for more information: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/club Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's episode, William and Jonathan take a trip down memory lane and revisit their flatshares - complete with stories of broken bones, secret sojourns and dental damage. Plus, listeners share their own flatmate horror stories; including one featuring a decidedly unluxuriant police visit. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's bonus episode, William gives an update on his movements - house and otherwise. Jonathan, in a rare moment, finds a cleaning case in which the use of bleach is discouraged. And the two discuss whether its ever acceptable to take children to a swinger's pool party. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's episode, William and Jonathan get into the meat of the matter, defining the most luxury and executive Sunday roast for the masses. The two rise to the occasion (despite the fact that JVS's mic doesn't) and beef curtains make an auspicious return. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's another bonus episode that's as eclectic as it is executive, with topics ranging from dog beds, to sex perverts, to glasses shopping. Plus, William and Jonathan ponder whether they've ever cut corners in their luxury lifestyles, and William rights a wrong in his and Jonathan's friendship. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's episode, William is approaching completion - and ponders how best to clean up after. Jonathan lends his consumer expertise to this conundrum, and the two discuss everything from removal companies, to London's youth's drug habit, to how to go about obtaining a bike shed. Plus, discussion about when to move home again (if ever), and much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan decide on the most executive form of air conditioning, before revisiting two of their most infamous air travel stories. Plus, a discussion on how best to clean one's shoes (is spit ever an option?) and William reveals a secretive liaison he's been engaged in. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's main episode, William and Jonathan discuss Physical Exercise - and appropriately enough, start the episode getting quite hot and bothered chasing a fly. With that warm-up complete, the two discuss exercise routines, sportswear tips, and how best to handle things when your trainer reveals themselves to be a Flat Earther. Plus, they look back fondly on their schoolboy attempts to wriggle out of Sports, in favour of smoking cigars. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No stone is left unturned in this week's bonus episode, with William and Jonathan ranging from conversation about pest control, to England's new football manager (yes, really) to Hertfordshire's premier swinging spot. Plus, a return to the mysteries of Betty the dog's stomach, and William reveals how the Great British Public responded to his opera cape. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Laundry Day in this week's episode, and Jonathan is in ecstasy, treating William to a demonstration of his very executive - and very potent - detergent products. The two right some cleanliness wrongs, setting out what the proper amount and style of bedding is, and whether one should own a solo tumble dryer or a combo. Plus, they prepare for William's move with a very important discussion about whether or not to concrete his hole. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's bonus episode, William shares a story of an injury incurred on holiday, and Jonathan an even more shocking story from his 'pupernity' leave. Plus, we return to the hallowed halls of William's dream pub, 'The Cock And Trumpet', and Jonathan defends his controversial phone case. Finally, William looks ahead to his new home and ponders how best to protect his back passage. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's episode, William and Jonathan discuss the way to host one's friends and family overnight in the most executive and attentive fashion. William makes plans for the guest room in his new home, and the two ponder what the optimum duration for a guest to stay is. Plus, they swap horror stories about their more questionable house guests, including (but not limited to) unannounced gentleman callers and bed sheet stains. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week’s bonus episode William rails against cubicle etiquette violations, while Jonathan shares his holiday tradition of travelling with a personal washing line and luxury-grade pegs.The pair also advise listeners on the art of executive complaining, protocol when vacating a hotel room and which flowers - real and artificial - are fit for a luxury display in the home. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, William and Jonathan turn their attention to money. They discuss how not to behave when you have it, whether it’s ever acceptable to ask someone what they earn and the deeply un-luxury world of lending to friends.Plus, they help a listener navigate the tricky balance between enjoying life and saving wisely. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week’s bonus episode, William reveals his quest to get hench, Jonathan shows off his approved envelope flaps and the pair discuss where a listener's royal correspondence should be displayed. Plus: a duck pancake theft and a discussion on whether books in a lavatory are tasteful or tragic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jonathan and William discuss a great British institution: the pub. While JVS waxes lyrical about his love for a good boozer, William remains sceptical, questioning the true luxury of sticky floors and pork scratchings.The pair design their fantasy public houses - from names and decor, to what makes a great landlord, menus and drinks selections. Debating what truly makes a pub feel like home.They also hear from a listener asking about the delicate art of approaching famous punters.Plus, JVS shares tales from ‘pupernity' leave as he adjusts to life with the newest member of his Luxury household, Betty! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan prepare for the arrival of Jonathan's puppy, with some crucial safety advice. Plus, discussion on how to executively display one's dwellings, and the two discover a very intriguing new pear. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's possibly Jonathan and William's least luxurious and most controversial episode yet, as the two dive into the thorny subject of punishments. The two compare their different childhood experiences of discipline. They also hear from a listener who recalls their grandfather's subtle method of disciplining misbehaving children by chasing them with a meat cleaver. Plus, JVS and William discuss how they'd maintain law and order if they were Luxury Home Secretaries, and William takes a look at some historical punishments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan delve into what makes a hobby luxurious, and get an update on a hobby that's distinctly unglamorous (attending sea shanty festivals). They also celebrate the classy art of letter writing, and Jonathan shares a story of a disastrous family meal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's episode, William and Jonathan discuss the miracle of flight and all its glamourous - and unglamorous - features. From settling on which is truly the most luxurious class, to coping with nightmare passengers, they cover it all. William and Jonathan also bring a personal touch to the mix, with JVS describing a challenging lavatory experience, and William opening up about his delicate fainting spells. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a multicultural bonus episode this week, with William and Jonathan practicing their German and advising a luxury listener on where to spend their holiday. Plus, the two fantasise about winning the lottery, and the mysterious art of 'Baby Led Weaning' makes a return. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's episode, William and Jonathan return to the world of television - and the silver screen too. They discuss favourite classic titles, as well as, of course, the correct etiquette for watching films and shows with others. William in particular has a very busy episode, which sees him sharing an exclusive about a popular reality show, insulting Rupert Grint and other gingers, and kicking a three-legged dog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week's bonus episode takes place in the Vernon-Smith residence, sparking a heated discussion between Jonathan and William about town versus country. Plus, a discussion about the luxury way to treat your house staff, and the unexpected perils of an outdoor mirror. The two wrap things up with a very luxury live sea shanty performance, because why not? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William and Jonathan explore how to enter an argument in a becoming and sophisticated fashion. They revisit old spats, including with a flatmate, a bar lady, and a very out of his depth electrician who thought he could go toe-to-toe with Jonathan. Plus, advice on how to handle keyboard warriors, and when to (if ever) admit that one’s got it wrong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan kick things off with a discussion on the pros and cons of naturism, before William regales Jonathan about a very saucy interaction with a secret celeb. Plus, an important discussion on whether removal companies are luxury or not, and how to deal with misbehaving balls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's episode, William and Jonathan discuss holidays. The two trade tips on the most luxury locations, and give listeners advice on everything from souvenir shopping to bridging US/UK divides. Plus, William balks at Jonathan's choice of holiday accommodation, and a cleaning product is confused with a different kind of lubricant. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's bonus episode, Jonathan brings exciting news about a new addition to the Vernon-Smith home - and it's not only his copy of William's book. The two scour said book for any references to JVS, who has some feedback to give William on the book's structure. Plus, the two compare their very executive sleepwear. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's episode, William and Jonathan discuss clothing - everything from the genesis of their signature styles, to the most executive swimwear. Brogues are, of course, discussed in copious detail, as well as ideal wedding attire. Plus, there are no holds barred when William and Jonathan critique one another's outfits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan host the podcast via their executive telephones, from New York and Hertfordshire respectively. William provides some fascinating insights into luxury life across the pond, and the two give some advice to a listener caught in a posh/common identity crisis. Plus, a listener weighs in on pronunciation problems, and some cutting edge circumcision chat is had. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, William and Jonathan discuss the dos and don’ts of restaurant etiquette - everything from bills to baby-led weaning. Plus, William considers an alternative career, and battles with an uncharacteristically potty mouth. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's bonus episode, Jonathan and William discuss how to deal with people who don't make the bed. Jonathan gives a sneak peak from his memoirs, and William provides another surprising update about his house sale. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's episode, William and Jonathan revisit their childhoods - including their early media debuts (featuring a special audio cameo from a very young Jonathan Vernon-Smith).Plus, they revisit their childhood hobbies - including, but not limited to, arson and crossdressing - and provide some luxury parenting tips. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan exchange notes on their after-dark experiences. Plus, Jonathan overcomes man flu to share his theory on what finding a single shoe on the pavement means, and finds creative ways to pronounce the names of not just one, but two listeners. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William and Jonathan tackle neighbours in this episode: and in fact, Jonathan tells a story of how he nearly literally tackled one, during a 'red mist' episode. Alongside that anecdote are other gems including 'Cecil's Gloryhole', and 'Barbara's Vibrator'. Plus, tips on navigating bin day, neighbourhood WhatsApp chats, and whether it's ever appropriate to pay next door a visit unannounced. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan discuss William's ball problem, before examining the sack - they open up the mailsack and go through your wonderfully luxurious letters. Topics of discussion include tattoos, tipping, and telephone etiquette. Plus, how to deal with particularly large loads (of washing), and what to do about misbehaving bed slats. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the battle of the bands this week as William and Jonathan show off their favourite “good and goey” tunes. Expect a typically macho selection as the two broaden their musical horizons - and have a singalong, too. Plus, there is advice on what to do when a spouse takes up the drums, and whether a Eurovision party is ever acceptable. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In another special bonus episode, William and Jonathan round off their chat with social media cleaning star Lynsey Queen of Clean (This Morning, Channel 5's Gadget Show, Ireland's Today Show). The three discuss how to cope with dirty bathrooms, holiday homes and headboards. Jonathan and Lynsey also swap some shocking cleaning-related injuries. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As we edge into wedding season, William and Jonathan discuss the right and wrong way to have a luxury wedding. They cover everything from seating plans and scheduling, to coping with rowdy guests. Plus, controversy abounds as William's approach to his own wedding gifts comes under the spotlight. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In a very special bonus episode of The Luxury Podcast, William and Jonathan are joined by social media cleaning star Lynsey Queen of Clean, also seen on This Morning, Channel 5’s Gadget Show and Ireland’s The Today Show. The three compare their cleaning obsessions and swap tips and tricks - including how to handle a rogue sausage in the bedroom. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William and Jonathan discuss royalty. William gives a short (Jonathan might disagree) history of The Royal Family, and Jonathan shares his suspicions that he has blue blood. Plus, the two discuss their favourite royals, and tackle some of your questions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan compare their cutlery collections, and Jonathan tells a story about being trapped in limbo at a John Lewis. Plus, the two discuss how to confront a neighbour who doesn't clean up after their dog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William and Jonathan discuss working life. The two tackle workplace etiquette: where to eat food, how to carry out calls, and what time to arrive. Plus, Jonathan demonstrates his method for stopping his colleagues from stealing his seat, and shares his opinion on lunch breaks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William and Jonathan swap horror stories about estate agents, including one in particular that made Jonathan the angriest he's ever been. Plus, the two provide some cutting-edge etiquette tips on the appropriate times to send voice notes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William and Jonathan discuss lighting. From the most sophisticated number of lumens, to whether wifi bulbs are common, the two explore how to keep one's home exquisitely well lit. Plus, they plan to ditch the recording studio in favour for a KFC restaurant. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan discuss how to keep one's wheelie bin spotless, and give some advice on how to spruce up a hotel room. Plus, they hold nothing back in a very frank assessment of their favourite kitchen utensils. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, William and Jonathan talk about their little furry friends in great detail. The two discuss which dog breeds are the smartest, how to maintain animal hygiene, and how to train a pet to be as sophisticated as possible. Plus, the two try and solve the mysterious deaths of William's childhood pets. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan discuss the proper way to behave when visiting the Vatican. Plus, Jonathan shares his tips on securing a luxury hotel room upgrade, and William gives a full review of his car valet. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William and Jonathan discuss living rooms - or are they drawing rooms, or lounges? The two tackle everything from what makes a sofa sophisticated, to how to properly display one's television. Plus, Jonathan recalls a moment of childhood inebriation, and William continues planning for retirement. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this bonus episode, William and Jonathan swap opinions on foreign food, and discuss how to best inspire sophistication in others. They also puzzle over a mysterious new feature in William’s car valet. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William and Jonathan discuss the theatre. Whether it be a pre-show supper, the clothes, or the correct play watching etiquette, the two define the qualities that make a sophisticated theatregoer. Plus, they discuss musicals - with Jonathan feeling very strongly about one particular title. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this bonus episode, William and Jonathan once again dive into William's illustrious past as a swimming pool model. They continue this trip down memory lane by swapping notes on their childhood hobbies - William's media dynasties, and Jonathan's house visits from the police. Such commonplace childhoods. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William and Jonathan discuss gardens - everything from delicate flowers, to water features, to correct lawn mowing etiquette. Plus, Jonathan tells a shocking story about a dead pigeon, and an even more shocking one about when he set his brother on fire. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this bonus episode, William and Jonathan discuss whether its acceptable to multitask while using the lavatory, and how to deal with disruptive plane passengers. Plus, they tackle the fallout from Jonathan's controversial views on water bottles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William and Jonathan discuss everything to do with the body. Farting, burping, and even the proper way to blow one's nose - the two tackle all these uncouth subjects in a bid to find the most luxury approaches to personal hygiene. Also, Jonathan reminisces about some very unusual flatmates, and William celebrates the many uses of Vaseline. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this bonus episode of The Luxury Podcast, William and Jonathan discuss the correct way to clean a toilet brush, and when it's acceptable to wear second-hand clothes. Plus, the two try and bring a bit more luxury to a listener's very alternative lifestyle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William and Jonathan discuss bathrooms. They discuss the different décor options, disagree on blue shell walls, and swap cleaning tips. Plus, Jonathan shares some candid stories about his time as a hotel chambermaid, and William comes under attack for his makeup choices. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William and Jonathan celebrate the inaugural Luxury Podcast bonus episode by announcing the charity auction of a very special piece of Keeping Up Appearances memorabilia. Listen to the podcast to learn more, and click the link below to get bidding: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/176840550988Plus, the two discuss appropriate workplace attire, and Jonathan voices his concerns about the abundance of water bottles in modern culture. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William and Jonathan discuss security and give tips on how to protect one’s life of luxury. They discuss the pros and cons of security smoke systems, whether hiring a house sitter is ever acceptable, and William shares his parents’ unusual alarm system. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William and Jonathan talk all things kitchens - including surfaces, sinks and sprays. Jonathan explains why he refuses to cook inside, and William raises eyebrows when he critiques the nation’s favourite new appliance: the air fryer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Buckle up as William and Jonathan discuss cars - makes, models and mod-cons. William grapples with an imbalance in presenter expertise, and Jonathan shares a story of a decidedly unsophisticated train journey. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William and Jonathan discuss dinner parties - who’s invited, how often, and what food and drink is appropriate for a truly luxury ‘Candlelight’ supper. Plus, William reads from his Host Book, and Jonathan performs a dazzling party trick featuring a pair of false teeth. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In each episode of The Luxury Podcast, William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith will tackle an area of life that they think you should upgrade, helping you create the everyday moments of luxury that make life worth living, and sorting the Onslows from the Hyacinths. Join William and Jonathan as they advise the nation in gracious living, and help you to live a more luxury life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"We must never move; we'd be greatly missed." William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith are back for Christmas 2024 with a special episode discussing Dame Patricia Routledge and Roy Clarke's interviews for BBC4's Remembering series. Not only that, they chat with the owner of the Rover 216 (in tonic blue) and give some exciting luxury news for 2025. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For the final executive bonus episode of The Luxury Podcast, William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith reflect on their favourite moments from the hit tv series Keeping Up Appearances, as well as their favourite moments from the podcast. They tally up all of Rose’s lovers, debate their favourite episodes from each series and share a highlight from the pilot episode that has never been heard before. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brush up on your royal protocol and prepare to curtsy as William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith discuss the final ever episode of Keeping Up Appearances, 'The Pageant'. Hyacinth takes the lead for the church’s annual pageant ‘Our Town In The Civil War.’ Disaster strikes when Hyacinth realises all the volunteers have made wild excuses and not turned up, so she is forced to recruit the less desirable members of the family. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith read the synopses of the plots written by Harrold Snoad for Keeping Up Appearances that were never made for television (a huge shame!) and imagine what could have been.This episode was recorded before the sad death of Harold Snoad, producer/director of the BBC series. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Prepare yourself to master your craft and sparkle incandescently at future candlelight suppers as William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith discuss the tenth episode of series 5 of Keeping Up Appearances, 'The Hostess'. Hyacinth has taken an advertisement in the paper to offer up her services in educating the nation in gracious living. However, due to some innocent yet suspect wording, Hyacinth is hired for more than she had bargained. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this special bonus episode of The Luxury Podcast, William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith welcome the expert of all things sterilised and pasteurised, it’s Robert Rawles who played The Milkman in Keeping Up Appearances. Robert explains how he got the role, his first encounter with Dame Patricia Routledge and some of his most memorable moments on set.www.robrawles.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ready your nostrils for the finest upholstery and sheer sumptuousness of the ride, as William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith discuss the ninth episode of series 5 of Keeping Up Appearances, The Rolls-Royce. Hyacinth is outraged when she comes second place with her freestyle floral decoration for a table centre piece comes second to Lydia Hawksworth who upstages her twice over with her brand new luxury car. Hyacinth decides to take revenge by recruiting Richard who ends up in a brush with the law. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In today’s bonus episode of The Luxury Podcast, William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith discuss Dame Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift's work outside of Keeping Up Appearances. Dame Patricia played Kitty in a number of sketches that may have inspired the character and traits of Hyacinth. Clive Swift gets caught in a bad mood during an interview and the Young Hyacinth spin-off is met with criticism from Jonathan.Watch the Kitty Sketches on Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-iDlTBZhKghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wisQQueMPxMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSYZSFiLKJY&t=9shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqAobOSUubQ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Raid your wardrobe and prepare yourself for a superlative summer evening brimming with caviar, Champagne, quails’ eggs and cut glass finger bowls, as William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith discuss the eighth episode of series 5 of Keeping Up Appearances, A Barbecue At Violet’s. Sister Violet is having marital troubles, so Hyacinth seizes the opportunity to throw a BBQ and invite Elizabeth and Emmet as a way of convincing him to involve her with the upcoming performance of The Boyfriend. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this special bonus episode of The Luxury Podcast, William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith welcome the friendly and less terrified David Janson to the studio. David played The Postman in Keeping Up Appearances. They discuss David’s time outside Waney Elm with Patricia Routledge, as well as his other role in the live stage performance of Keeping Up Appearances and some interesting trips on the QE2. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ready your vocals and do your best to impress as William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith discuss the seventh episode of series 5 of Keeping Up Appearances, The Boyfriend. Emmet faces the full force of Hyacinth, as she tries to impress him and secure a place in the upcoming performance of the boyfriend. Daddy is on high alert at Camp Onlsow & Daisy, which requires Hyacinth to channel her inner General. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the sixth episode of The Luxury Podcast complete with genuine bonus embellishments. William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith discuss Dame Patricia Routledge’s musical accomplishments including her performance of ‘I Want To Sing In Opera’ on the British television show ‘Wogan’.Watch Patricia Routledge’s performance of ‘I Want To Sing In Opera’ on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReSlfsw5iJYWatch Patricia Routledge's performance of 'Marvellous Party' on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKTviQNM6KA Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Prepare yourself for a tipsy turn and grab your cheque book as William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith ensure they are fully brushed up on the correct way to address His Lordship, as they discuss the sixth episode of series 5 of Keeping Up Appearances, Country Estate Sale. Richard is having sleepless nights as Hyacinth prepares for an auction at a lord’s country estate. Hyacinth seems unclear of how auctions work, as she believes paying more increases the luxury. Elizabeth and Emmet are headed on a collision course with their favourite neighbours. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of the Luxury Podcast’s executive bonus edition, William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith discuss when another 90s hit TV character Mr Blobby pays Hyacinth and Richard a visit. In his usual fashion, disaster follows. William and Jonathan also take a look at a Dutch parody of Keeping Up Appearances.Mr Blobby meets Hyacinth Bucket: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVU1Mq7i-8kDutch parody: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N2SPkJWWoo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Prepare ones self for a frosty reception, as William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith hit the imaginary slopes, as they discuss the fifth episode of series 5 of Keeping Up Appearances, Skis. It’s Richard's birthday and despite his lack of excitement, Hyacinth has prepared a very special gift for his big day. So special in fact, she insists on taking him and his present on a tour for all to see. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of the Luxury Podcast’s second weekly serving, William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith are joined by a very special guest. It’s Marion Barron better known as The Vicar’s Wife! Marion takes William and Jonathan through the doors of the Vicarage and shares her experience of working on the hit sitcom. They discuss what The Vicar’s Wife might have been called over tea in the Royal Doulton with some executive munchettes, provided by Marion. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Grab your dictionary and do your best to refuse our luxury invitation to a waterside supper with riparian entertainment, as William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith discuss the fourth episode of series 5 of Keeping Up Appearances, A Riverside Picnic. Hyacinth takes Richard on a day's outing by the river, much to the excitement of terrified neighbour Emmet. Hyacinth is inspired by this and plans a luxury day out and extends the invitation to her neighbours and the Vicar, who both fail to decline her RSVP. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of the Luxury Podcast’s executive bonus addition, William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith discuss the long-lost Keeping Up Appearances 1995 Children in Need Special, where Hyacinth receives some sad news about Daddy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Armed and executive panic alarmed to the teeth to protect their luxury dwellings laced with priceless collections, William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith invite you to celebrate their fortifications, as they discuss the third episode of series 5 of Keeping Up Appearances, Hyacinth Is Alarmed. Richard is in hot water, as he’s forgotten it’s their wedding anniversary, but in a lucky break he hears that their neighbours the Barker-Finch’s have been burgled, so he manages to escape Hyacinth’s wrath by promising to alarm her. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the second episode of The Luxury Podcast, complete with genuine bonus embellishments. William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith discuss Hyacinth’s special appearances in Advertising. From British Gas, to TV Licences and even an NVQ Second Chances ad where Elizabeth finally says ‘No’ to Hyacinth.Watch the Ads on YouTube:British Gas: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSZ_t35cTKITV Licence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JWmMVX0m5ENVQs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ84rKVhgEM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dressed head to toe in their Boudica costumes, William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith cordially invite you to join their soirée, as they discuss the second episode of series 5 of Keeping Up Appearances, The Mayor’s Fancy Dress Ball. Hyacinth is certain there’s been a mix-up at the sorting office, as the Buckets have not received their invitation. Luckily, Richard pulls some strings, but getting there proves problematic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For the fifth and final series of Keeping Up Appearances: The Luxury Podcast, William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith bring you some bonus episodes to squeeze in even more Hyacinth Bucket into your lives. In this first extra episode, William and Jonathan look at the outtakes, as well as discuss Jonathan’s decorating schedule.Watch the outtakes on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lvl8ZSDB88 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith are back with their fifth and final series, exploring the world of Hyacinth Bucket and her family in the hit BBC sitcom, Keeping Up Appearances. In the first episode, The Senior Citizens' Outing, Richard and Elizabeth are conscripted by Hyacinth to volunteer to take a group of seniors for an outing at the beach, where gold credit card status Richard is recruited to drive the minibus. Unfortunately, Hyacinth once again is taken favour by a persistent elderly gentleman. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recorded live in London in November 2023, rejoin William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith for the second part of their analysis of the 1994 Christmas Special episode of Keeping Up Appearances. In this part, as the gout worsens, there's a spurious attempt at a Hyacinth impression from an audience member and Jonathan's views on Walt Disney World. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recorded in London in November 2023 in front of a select group of Bucketheds, join William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith for a nice night's entertainment reliving the 1994 Christmas Special episode of Keeping Up Appearances. There's talk of embarrassing ailments, consumer rights and a kitchen worktop cleaning tutorial for one unsuspecting audience member. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Put on a happy face and a Minnesota Vikings baseball cap as William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith return for the second half of their biting analysis of Sea Fever, the 1993 Christmas special of Keeping Up Appearances. This episode was recorded on board the QE2, now permanently moored in Dubai and run as a floating hotel by Accor. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Assemble a team of porters to help you with your set of matching executive luggage as William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith embark on the first part of their special discussion of Sea Fever, the 1993 Christmas special of the BBC's Keeping Up Appearances. This episode, like the 90s sitcom, was recorded on board the QE2, which is now permanently moored in Dubai and run as a hotel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith sit down with Keeping Up Appearances legend Judy Cornwell, better know as m' sister Daisy (she's not the one with the Mercedes, sauna and room for a pony). Judy tells William and Jonathan all about her time working on the BBC sitcom, where she featured in all 44 episodes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you want to hear two grown men get very excited about turning circles and cladding on a bungalow in the Midlands, this episode is for you. William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith fire up the Rover 216 and drive around some of the key filming locations from the 1990s BBC sitcom, Keeping Up Appearances. Plus, they have news about a special event in London in November 2023. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the final episode of the fourth series of The Luxury Podcast. William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith discuss - in an executive manner - Richard’s attempt to fix the church hall electrics, haircuts, and ponder the never-to-be-answered question as to what they think Sheridan looks like. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s time for an old-world bijou episode of The Luxury Podcast. William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith return for the penultimate instalment of their series 4 analysis of the BBC’s Keeping Up Appearances. Settle down with a cucumber sandwich, try not to spill any lemonade, and enjoy their bucolic discussion - including more cleaning product chat! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get your bugles out! William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith are back for another dissection of Keeping Up Appearances in their luxury podcast. Hyacinth’s search for a charismatic country cottage continues, although the scale of the property has somewhat increased since her and Richard’s last attempts. There’s also time for some strong views on pasta and stories of chauffeur driven Lada Rivas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Raise a golden galleon glass and say hello with a nautical flavour to the fourth instalment in the fourth series of The Luxury Podcast. William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith have hung the flags out in readiness for their dissection of this episode of the BBC’s Keeping Up Appearances. There’s even time for a highly flammable story involving radio presenter-cum-child-arsonist, JVS. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Enemies and villains come in all shapes and sizes: Darth Vader, Lord Voldemort, Norman Bates; Nurse Ratched… and now, Sonia Barker-Finch. Hyacinth tries to get one up on her neighbour by inviting the garden centre king round for an outdoors indoors luxury barbecue (with finger buffet). Relax with a frappé mint julep and enjoy William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith’s discussion of one of the all-time greatest episodes of Keeping Up Appearances. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith invite you to their cosy charismatic country cottage conversation in the second episode of series 4 of The Luxury Podcast. Hyacinth and Richard begin their search - well, Hyacinth’s search - for a second home. During their laser-sharp analysis of the episode, Jonathan and William also discuss the pros and cons of thatch. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith are back in full bloom with their fourth series, exploring the world of Hyacinth Bucket and her family in the hit BBC sitcom, Keeping Up Appearances. In the first episode of series four, the boys discuss Hyacinth's attempts to force Richard to be forceful and executive on the golf course, plus there's chat about "coffee at eleven" and advice on how to say no to people. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Someone hold William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith down as we welcome Jeremy Gittins to The Luxury Podcast. Jeremy played Michael the Vicar in 19 episodes of Keeping Up Appearances in all five series. Jeremy reveals many never-heard-before stories from his time on the BBC sitcom, including how he was cast, which of the actors he was closest to, and the evening he felt the rough edge of Patricia Routledge's tongue. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pop your best sea-faring jersey on, tuck in to a ship's biscuit and settle down to enjoy the final episode of William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith's analysis of the third series of hit BBC 1990s sitcom Keeping Up Appearances. Hyacinth and Richard take to the seas (well, the river at Oxford) and make preparations for a nautical buffet. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In amongst discussing Spanish cleaning products and detachable mop heads, there's just about time for William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith to discuss the penultimate episode of the third series of Keeping Up Appearances. Hyacinth and Richard are off to an art exhibition while trying to save Daddy from the perils of the French Foreign Legion. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luckily, we're not Channel 4, we're The Luxury Podcast so do please sit back on the sofa (hopefully a direct replica to one of the ones from Sandringham House) and listen to William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith's biting analysis of the fifth episode of the third series of the BBC's Keeping Up Appearances. And if that wasn't enough, brace yourself for our new feature 'Bin Bag Chat'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dust off the holiday brochures and pour yourself another cup of aromatic nut-roasted special, it's time for a stellar analysis of an equally stellar episode of the 1990s BBC sitcom Keeping Up Appearances. William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith invite Bucketheads up and down the land, and especially Delia Wheelwright, to contemplate holidaying on a luxury cruise or the Orient Express. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naked lady glassware, congas in the garden and gun-shy bitches. What does this episode not have? William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith have packed up their favourite ornaments and decamped to Violet's Country Cottage for their analysis of the third episode of series three of the BBC's Keeping Up Appearances. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time for William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith to pick apart the second episode of series three of the BBC's Keeping Up Appearances in their luxury podcast. Richard's up a tree, walking with a mincing gait and upside down with rubber soles on display. Naturally, Hyacinth, William and Jonathan are appalled, as would Sheridan be if he were here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Time to dust off the periwinkles as William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith return for the third series of the best podcast ever to come out of Binley Woods. This week, the Bucket Heads discuss the first episode of series three of the BBC’s Keeping Up Appearances. There’s Richard’s enforced early retirement, the merits of milk from Lord Crawford’s Scottish estate, as well some very controversial views on coloured bathroom linens. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Something was in the water for the cast of Keeping Up Appearances back in 1991 when this episode was recorded. And whatever was going around then has come around again as William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith's discussion of the episode takes on a similarly anarchic tone. Settle down with a glass of mulled wine and a hot mince pie and enjoy this festive spesh. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For the last time in series two, here come William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith with Hyacinth's tuna mayonnaise. The chaps discuss the last episode of Keeping Up Appearances second series, their personal taste in pyjamas and picnics while reflecting on the series as a whole. But don't forget to join us next week for the Christmas spesh! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode would also have the royal warrant (on both sides) if Her Majesty heard it. That said, it is probably best she doesn’t hear it. (You’ll find out why.) Join the biggest of bucket heads, William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith, as they discuss the penultimate episode of series 2 of Keeping Up Appearances. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Unlike Hyacinth's view on bathrooms, podcasts should be both seen and heard. Accordingly, in the eighth episode of Keeping Up Appearances The Luxury Podcast, William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith discuss Daddy's overspending at the local toy store and Mrs Bucket's brother-in-law dressing up like a jockey and riding around on a horse named Thunderbolt. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the seventh episode of our Luxury Podcast William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith discuss Hyacinth's forcible instance on singing for the old people with Emmet from next door accompanying her on the piano: it's less of a fun afternoon out and more a hostage situation. The chaps also discuss William's teenage campanology and Jonathan's own early retirement plans in Spain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hyacinth is unusually excited to celebrate her brother-in-law’s birthday, although that may be due to Rose’s latest gentleman friend being a Greek shipping millionaire. Join William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith for their sixth episode discussion of this series 2 episode of Keeping Up Appearances. And if you, like so many, have spent many sleepless nights wondering what type of hearse Jonathan and William want for their funerals, then this episode is for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've reached the halfway point for the second series of Keeping Up Appearances and, yet again, Hyacinth Bucket is having problems with her family. Daddy's heavily sedated and gone astray and Hyacinth's slovenly sister Daisy is admiring her sink. In our fifth episode of The Luxury Podcast, William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith discuss their own sink cleaning routines (yes, really) while debating the pros and cons of the episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hyacinth and Richard are off to a country house hotel for a weekend of golf - or avoiding the Major, as it happens. Alas, the problematic army-type is only interested in getting a hole in one of another kind. William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith discuss the fourth episode of Keeping Up Appearances's second series, as well as their own hotel check-in checklists. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s a big day at Waney Elm as Hyacinth freshly presses her sage green napkins and polishes the solid silver self cleaning sauce separator in readiness for Emmet’s first candlelight supper. Hyacinth’s as excited as William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith - both no strangers to hosting executive evening soirées - even if William has previously insulted JVS’s Chantilly cream. Pour yourself a fresh cup of aromatic nut roasted special and settle down to enjoy a discussion of the third episode of series two of Keeping Up Appearances. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hyacinth and Richard prepare to chauffeur the sister of someone who married a Baronet, prompting William Hanson to ask if anyone knows what a Baronet is and Jonathan Vernon-Smith to ask if anyone cares. Well, Hyacinth cares. She and her long-suffering husband spring into action and fire up the Rover 216 to collect the elderly Mrs Fortescue, but - as ever - things don't quite go to plan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Luxury Podcast returns for Series 2 of Keeping Up Appearances, as William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith continue their journey through the hit 90s BBC sitcom. In the words of JVS, the second spell of episodes is when this series really starts 'cooking on gas', and it's no different for the podcast. Hyacinth Bucket is shocked to find a strange man outside Elizabeth's door which begins a journey of discovery for the true identity of this mystery male. And it's Jonathan who has his own tales of shocking neighbours, stories that if Hyacinth were to hear them would really send her into a tizz! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the final episode of the first series of Keeping Up Appearances, Hyacinth and Richard attend the baptism of Daisy and Onslow’s granddaughter while emerging from a hippy caravanette. William inadvertently reveals his parents’ household security measures and Jonathan explains the fascinating ins and outs of how cash cards once worked. To watch-along with William and Jonathan, make sure you watch the sixth episode of the first series of Keeping Up Appearances before listening to this podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hyacinth’s sister Daisy decides bagging Angelina Jolie’s first husband may just get her Onslow’s attention - but does it work? William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith lament for Hyacinth at the poor treatment she faces by her peers and question the plot of an episode that doesn't always seem to make a whole lick of sense. To join in with the fun listen to this podcast after watching the corresponding episode of the first series of Keeping Up Appearances. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Hyacinth and Elizabeth’s day in the charity shop for the fourth episode of the first series of Keeping Up Appearances. But while Hyacinth is trying to tackle Councillor Mrs Nugent (and a garden wall) Elizabeth seems distracted about sex. William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith discuss a tender moment between Hyacinth and husband Richard and they share their own charity shop adventures. To watch-along with William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith, make sure you watch the fourth episode of the first series of Keeping Up Appearances before listening. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hyacinth and Richard visit a stately home - or, as co-host William Hanson insists ‘an historic house’. The third episode of the show has the lady of the house try to rub shoulders with the aristocracy, but - as ever - coming unstuck. During our presenter’s discussion of the third episode, Jonathan Vernon-Smith learns the crucial difference between a GIF and a meme. To watch-along with us, make sure you watch the third episode of the first series of Keeping Up Appearances before listening. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hyacinth Bucket, William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith welcome the new vicar for tea and light refreshments in the second episode of the sitcom and podcast. Jonathan’s vicar is quite different from Hyacinth’s by the sound of it and William’s caught between horror and hysterics at Jonathan’s childhood anecdotes about peep-toe sling-backs. To watch-along with William and Jonathan, make sure you watch the second episode of the first series of Keeping Up Appearances before listening. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith guide you through the very first episode of the hit BBC sitcom Keeping Up Appearances. They discuss the introduction to Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced bouquet), the accident's their own father's have been involved in and they analyse the downfall of the humble landline telephone. To watch-along with William and Jonathan, make sure you watch the first episode of the first series of Keeping Up Appearances before listening to this podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Keeping Up Appearances: The Luxury Podcast, the podcast all about Keeping Up Appearances and the world of Hyacinth Bucket. Join William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith in this teaser episode as they take you through the 10 things they love - and they think you'll love - about the sitcom's leading light, Hyacinth Bucket. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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