The Rise Guys Podcast episodes

A full Monday edition of TRG, featuring feet pic talk, protesting, and so much more

MATTMAN GETS SOME MEAN FACEBOOK FEEDBACK JUDE CONFRONTED HIS CHEATING WIFE AND HER DUDE ANONYMOUS USE TO BE A PROTESTOR

OPEN PHONES: P1'S HAVE ADVICE FOR MIKE LADIES, YOU SHOULD BE SELLING THESE FEET PICS BDA: AMARILLA BY MORNIN

WILL GOT PANTSED IN FRONT OF HIS WHOLE FAMILY ALLEN SAYS HIS FRIEND'S NEW MAN LOOKS ABUSIVE FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 332

MATTMAN WENT TO CHICAGO FOR CHRISTMAS THE RIC FLAIR DRUNK CAMEO OPEN PHONES: OUR DRY JANUARY IS A DISASTER BDA: BOURBON STREET GRAVY

A full Friday edition of TRG featuring The Mouth of The South baby, Jimmy Hart LIVE on TRG

Ron got a lot of grand kids Here’s some karaoke that might sound familiar to you

Rob, call me Robert, Young lol, from Borderlands Comics and founder of SC Comicon stops by to talk about this year’s convention, new comics and shows, and a surprise mystery guest for us on the phone.. Our mystery guest is a damn legend.. the Mouth of The South Jimmy Hart baby, what a great guy to talk to

Hawaii evidently is a top global destination, WTF? Fat Boy thinks it’s nothing but slums P1 Looper called in with a damn knee slapper of a story about how Koreans love to sing Country Roads when they do karaoke and now we can’t stop doing it

Rob Young from Borderlands Comics is coming in today, he’s gotta guest for us too so let’s go ahead and check the phones We get a call from Ms X, the first one ever, and she’s got a surprise for the show We talked about the classic Weight Watchers phone scam from back in the day so if you’ve never heard it, here it is

A full Thursday edition of TRG, featuring a viral post of a bee taking a dump on a dude's leg? We play with the phones to get em working again, Fat Boy knocks us off the air in Chattanooga with his chair, literally, and Ron, who called in because he's about to have his 10TH DAMN GRAND KID, WOW!

Who the hell was Hootie from NASCAR? Damnit Fat Boy swears there was a Hootie in some capacity in NASCAR or is he getting Mandela Effected? Betsy the revenge cheat calls in

We going to the moon baby, been a minute, Artemis launch was a success Our phones might be fucked

Have you heard about the Whittaker family from West Virginia? OMG, it’s over a hundred years of inbreeding, they bark at each other, literally Ron’s about to have his tenth grandkid, wtf?

Gambling, why would you not support it as a gubernatorial candidate? Also restaurant rumors, a good one will definitely ruin a place for you We get an answer to our bee question, did that bee indeed take a dump on that dude’s knee in that viral pic Here we go again, a word we can’t think of but we don’t wanna look up

A full Wednesday edition of TRG, including Best Damn Audio, Betsy the co-worker who Derek got his "revenge cheat" with, and a dude working out in his yard butt ass naked in Fountain Inn

Let this dude be naked in his yard for god’s sake So here’s the big fight from yesterday between Derek, the revenge cheater, and his wife

Frank From Yesterday called back, his wife cheated on him years ago and they’re still together, so we have more questions for his ass Best Damn Audio, tag @ohmaffew and @fatboy933 if you see something funnier en shit

Horsepower and Caucasian, what the hell do these words mean? Where did they come from? Also, we guess which celebs are which ethnicity, be careful HA We got Betsy on the phone, guess who she is, she cheated with Derek from yesterday’s Truth and Consequences, allegedly…. Sounds legit tho..

Ol David thought he had a great gift idea, himself, for his girl to use whenever she wants hahaha April Fool’s Day sucks, was that funny what we just did? Be honest, lol

A full Tuesday edition of TRG, it's Fat Boy's 43rd birthday, also we go over some new Fussin names we can't wait to use, AND we have a Truth and Consequences involving a "revenge cheat", and well... you'll see how that didn't exactly work out like Derek thought it would, lol.

Insurance is such a fuckin scam, really, you gotta have it to die, what’s that about? Meeting someone who’s in an open relationship, welcome to the third wheel buddy

Are they watering down our gas now? We heard about mom and pops doing it when we were growing up but is everybody doing it now? Damn I hope not Mattman, are you the one that has to kill these animals before you eat em?

This Truth and Consequences featuring a couple trying to survive an evened score. She messed up first, he took it upon himself to get her back, but will they survive what happened?

We go through some Fussin names we haven’t used yet, can we still tho? Some are dirty on second thought, also, Happy Birthday Fat Boy Local baseball starts this weekend, let’s go Kid Rock had a military aircraft stop by his Nashville house yesterday, now everybody’s asking questions and threatening investigations and what not

A full Monday edition of TRG featuring: Paige is out, what the hell is happening with Tiger Woods? And some Mail Sack for YO ASS lol

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Rob Schneider says we should bring back the military draft, but he never served, so is he out of line? What would a draft now look like? Mail Sack baby, send your questions, comments, complaints to theriseguys@aol.com

If you protest constantly, what does that do for your mental state? Do you drive yourself crazy? How was the estate sale this weekend Mattman?

Fat Boy doesn’t wish Happy Birthdays unless he gets one first, psychotic? What the hell is happening with Tiger Woods lately? How you been Evelyn?

A Friday edition of TRG, featuring the FOF HOTLINE and do we have nuns local to us? We'd love to talk to one if we do..

Headlines Ol Anonymous is a big girl, she might be single for awhile because of it

The FOF HOTLINE is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318, this week was HOT with pissed off people, including a woman waiting to beat some ass as soon as she gets out of jail

Nuns, do we have any locally? Fat Boy says he’s never met a nun before, plus we have questions about the nunnery or whatever you call it HA Headlines

Mattman told Fat Boy he needs to watch Neighbors on MAX, he didn’t mean right this second tho..ever seen a dude workout OUTSIDE in a yellow thong? lol WOW! Random thought, is New York City floating? Why hasn’t it sunk yet?

A full Thursday edition of TRG featuring Anonymous, a BIG woman who only attracts certain people and she can't understand why. Also look out for the "Sauce Bandits" of Anderson County who robbed the Smokin Pig, let's get these boys... the SAUCE BANDITS lol

Headlines We need to save the Greenville Pickens Speedway

Headlines with the Smokin Pig in Pendleton getting robbed by… what Paige dubbed.. the “sauce bandits” Speaking of big women, Edith use to be one

Anonymous is sort of piggybacking on last week’s call with Tommy who can’t find big women, well she’s a big woman and there are only certain people that find her attractive, so does she only consider them now? We talk her through it

Did you know that Chef Boyardee was a real person? We thought Holy shit how the hell does Zach Bryan have this much money? More than damn Morgan Wallen somehow Headlines

A Wednesday edition of TRG featuring Best Damn Audio and a wicked neck tattoo that's kind of hot but only because it was on a chick, would look weird on a dude hahaha

ALL ADVICE SHOW: I'M NOT LETTING HER DO THAT TO ME BDA: COLONOCOPY TWENNY MINNUTE MATTMAN'S FOOT, HIS MOUTH, AND THE NECK TATTOO

BDA: EVERYTIME I COME IN HERE IT SITNK PAIGE GRADUATED FROM BUSH SCHOOL IF YOU FIND A DEAD BODY, DON'T CALL OUR SHOW

ALL ADVICE SHOW: I CAN'T HAVE KIDS OPEN PHONES: MY GIRL'S BIRD WATCHES US HOOK UP JADE CARGILL

OPEN PHONES: I KEPT THE WATCH MY EX GAVE ME OPEN PHONES: CLINTA HAS THOUGHTS ON THAT WATCH FAT BOY DOES SNIFFING SALTS T AND C: I'M BANGING YOUR BEST FRIEND

A full Tuesday edition of TRG featuring a brand new Mattman's Conspiracy Mystery about a pretty hot topic local to us here in the Upstate and should be for every racing fan everywhere

Headlines Tommy loves big women, he can’t find one tho

Headdys The parts of the brain, what the hell are they? There might be something to this whole thing

Mattman how the hell are you a current events guy and you HATE watching the news? Mike Joy talked about Greenville Pickens Speedway this past weekend, our thoughts Mattman’s Conspiracy Mystery dives into the mystery OF.. the Greenville Pickens Speedway

Ole Randy doesn’t like that his father in law, soon to be that is, has a nickname for him The video of the Laguardia Airport crash was pretty gnarly to be honest Headlines

A full Monday edition of TRG, including Bird Song, with the oddest call we've got in a while

Headlines The FOF Hotline is Open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

Tommy calls in with a unique issue, he loves big women, and he can’t find one to date.. Seriously?

Paige mouthy as fuck today, fun tho lol.. Also, why the fuck did she bring six apples to work today P1 Bird Song just moved up here, he was WILD to talk to on the phone btw Headlines

Who the hell was the deaf rapper we had on BDA before? We can’t find it for shit man If you had friends who kissed their parents on the mouth growing up, how’s that working out now? Headlines

A full Friday edition of TRG, with another FOF Hotline full of piss and vinnygur

Headlines JUG is in for Facebook Fussin

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No wonder Paige went back to her mountain house to get her new flashlight, it’s hung like hell lol Headlines

We’re getting new pics on the side of the building, also.. there’s a lot of angry UNC fans in town, who saw that shocker coming? So now these data centers are using robot dogs to guard their facilities Headlines

A full Thursday edition of TRG, featuring Jeremy Clements on another edition of Facebook Fussin

Headlines Damn Edith, you saw a lot during your first fifteen years in the club lol

Headlines JUG you ever seen some stuff in the crowd before a race? You know what we talkin about lol

Hey JUG, how’s the season so far? Facebook Fussin, send yours to theriseguys@aol.com

Well if you had a work schedule like Fat Boy’s trying to get, you’d never wanna quit your job lol, a week off a month.. come on dude, really? Can we get some equipment that works please? Thanks Headlines

Here's the full long version of the famed Chattanooga Tiki Palace

WOW! what a show we never saw coming, it was episodic, here's the full Wednesday edition of TRG featuring Best Damn Audio and Edith, stripping, and the famed Chattanooga Tiki Palace

Headlines Truth and Consequences, Sup Crai

Best Damn Audio is back for another week of hilarious clips, if you have any you can tag Mattman @ohmaffew and Fat Boy @fatboy933 on social media..

We get Edith’s account of what she saw in the Tiki Palace Club from back in the day, how she got there, and the murder for hire plot that brought the whole thing to it’s fall.

Did you know Chattanooga had a Playboy Club back in the day? Niiiice lol Open Phones brings us Edith, who just so happens to know a thing or two about said club, but more on that next hour

A full Tuesday edition of TRG, including Crai.. who really is Craig, but according to his Dad he's dropped the "g".. ok lol

Headlines Somebody, Paige, is busting out of they shirt this morning.. jesus man, suckers are UUUUGE

Headlines, also what the hell is Fartcoin? Sounds cool, let’s invest It’s been awhile since we checked in with Dan in Columbia’s submissions.. let’s do it now

Truth and Consequences featured a Dad who’s worried about his son and his, maybe his misappropriation of another culture and he doesn’t really know how to stop it

The studio is clean now, maybe a little too clean lol How the hell is it St. Patrick’s Day and we didn’t remember it? Is it that big of a deal anymore? Headlines

A full Monday edition of TRG, featuring pounding rain sounds coming through our headphones and Paige finding out FOR THE FIRST TIME, what a blumpkin is lol

Headlines Ol dude don’t want his dad’s car

The Mail Sack is back for another week of questions, comments, bitches, and complaints. Feel free to send yours to theriseguys@aol.com

These data centers are trying to pop up everywhere, Cherokee County, Lexington KY, we gotta have em tho…right?..maybe Paige do you have any flat chested friends? All your girls got big jacks lol Headlines

Where did the do si do come from? Did we say it right? Probably not, also Happy Stone Cold Day Is there any point to watching The Oscars anymore? Also, saving the Greenville-Pickens Speedway seems to be picking up some steam since Dale Jr. commented on it

A full Friday edition of TRG, YA COCKWOMBLES, we found out what the hell that means actually, thanks to P1 DC...

Headlines Mattman’s Conspiracy Mystery

Edith From Chattanooga calls in, always something interesting when she calls in, this time she gave out her full name if you gonners are out there looking Open Phones brings us Brent, who’s Dad is getting his “affairs in order” and is starting to dole out some inheritances, thing is Brent’s not too happy about what he’s getting

Here’s a funny term from P1 DC that we never heard before, and if it’s a slur we’re sorry lol More Open Phones with a clarification from P1 REX about the burning dog story Fat Boy told us about earlier

Mattman and Fat Boy found out something they have in common, they both shred.. like documents, constantly, ahhh the joys of getting old, lol The news coming out of Iran isn’t always accurate but damn if it don’t look real… Headlines

A full Thursday edition of TRG featuring the return... of Mattman's Conspiracy Mystery.. AND Paige declaring herself the "broken condom baby"

Headlines All Advice Show, get at us theriseguys@aol.com

Paige wasn’t suppose to be here evidently, listen to this story she drops on us The guy in Los Angeles that died by cutting his own penis off, well there’s more to that story evidently

Concert festivals, not for us anymore…here are some old concert memories from back in the day Mattman’s Conspiracy Mystery, is the NBA rigged?

Damn we got some great ideas, Nothing Butt Fudge, Café And Get Some, etc.. don’t steal our ideas lol. ALSO, you might be a little too close to your dog Paige lol Here are some “shit hole” countries that we might not wanna visit lol Headlines

A full Wednesday edition of TRG, featuring two rounds of Best Damn Audio, and we comment on the new billionaires list just released by Forbes

Headlines All Advice Show

Guess the Billionaires. The new list came out, Paige struggled for a second Best Damn Audio featuring the church, cussing, and President Trump

Again, we all over the place but fuck it, shit’s fun.. hahah Man we don’t miss backstage pass, not one bit Mattman damn near died yesterday, popped a damn tire

We all over the place today, fun shit tho Shit we got late, let us catch up here.. AND F ya mammy bitch Headlines

A full monthly All Advice Show Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Mattman had a roommate over the weekend, a fuckin lamb hahaha

The All Advice Show continues with Angie, who’s big as shit, but she’s trying to change that. Much to her friends’ chagrin, will she keep them around?...

It finally happened, Mattman cracked a rat in front of his lady The All Advice Show kicks off with some security footage catching something that it might not should have seen… what?

Women dead lifting tons of weight, getting big ass legs, don’t get carried away Our thoughts on the state of the Greenville Pickens Speedway Headlines

A full Monday edition, featuring our resident lamb babysitter Mattman, Mail Sack, and more, of TRG

Headlines The FOF HOTLINE is OPEN 24/7, call now 864-241-4318

That ain’t a scarf you got from Hussein’s palace page, might be his jack rag tho hahaha Mail Sack time, send your questions, comments, complaints, to theriseguys@aol.com

Mattman got a baby lamb, he almost had to bring it in with him today So what’s up in Iran this week? Headlines

Dude is perturbed because his girl’s bird watches them hook up. Also, Fat Boy you might want to think about using some different passwords from here on out It’s really interesting the types of dead animals you find on the side of the road lately, odd positions too

A full Friday edition of TRG featuring the FOF HOTLINE, it's open 24/7 by the way, CALL NOW 864-241-4318

Headlines Ol Thomas’s wife’s family wants to have Grandma’s funeral IN HIS HOUSE

The FOF HOTLINE IS OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

Do you remember your first funeral? That stuff always sticks with ya man A company in Washington state is trying to make it mandatory for their employees to be micro chipped Headlines

How did the “good Samaritan” start? Who the f was it? Ain’t it a law too? So many questions “I had to stop and pick up a blood cup”… Fat Boy after getting his tooth pulled yesterday Headlines

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Best Damn Audio

We get an email from a worldly traveler, spread the word bruh, help us out, get us to Japan HA The damn room just erupted, not in a good way either

Matt has a big favor he needs to ask the room for.. ya’ll cool with sharing a studio with his new lamb next week? lol Thomas calls in and he isn’t too excited about being asked about hosting a wake at his house for a family member, is that shit even legal?

Ol dude over hear talking about taking barbwire to the throat because the state of South Carolina MIGHT outlaw barbwire fencing, WHAT? If you’re a doctor and you can keep up with all the damn medications out there now then you’re great, cuz they a damn lot of em Headlines

A full Wednesday edition of TRG, featuring Best Damn Audio with a salty, and pissed off, Alex Jones lol

Headlines Kendall found birth control pills in his wife’s purse, so much for having a kid I guess

Best Damn Audio is back, if you see a clip tag @fatboy933 and @ohmaffew and we just might use yours

So Mattman had to get his birth certificate, congrats on being certified born lol Remember getting hit with hickory sticks back in the day? Those damn things tore us up lol Headlines

Remember the Black Crowes Amorica album? We forgot about the “underwear hair” on it hahaha Got a cheese festival somewhere? Fat Boy will definitely go to it Headlines

A full Tuesday edition of TRG, including Kendall who found birth control in his wife's purse... WTF dude? They were trying to have a kid too, or so he thought....

Headlines Mail Sack, send your questions to theriseguys@aol.com

Headlines Well Paige you really didn’t have to say it like that but yes, that is a weird fetish

Mattman got some new additions to his farm Kendall calls in to talk about what he found in his wife’s purse that drove him straight to a divorce lawyer

What’s the movie where the autistic dude smacks himself when shit gets loud? Do you Google exactly that? We ain’t gonna find an answer lol Now let’s figure out how these bands got their names, Wang Chung is two white dudes, WTF? Headlines

A full Monday edition of TRG, our thoughts on Iran, weird looking water head dogs, and mirrors... WTF?, it's all inside

Headlines Brett the college student has a horny aunt who was coming to town this past weekend

You won’t believe how much the average “creator” makes on Only Fans now, it will astonish you The Mail Sack is back for more action, including Lexapro dude from last week, send your questions, comments, complaints to theriseguys@aol.com

Who invented mirrors and why were Native Americans scared of them Races, we break it down hahaha, really tho, we do have questions Headlines

So we just found out what Apple Head dogs are and WOW!@ Our thoughts on what happened in Iran over the weekend Headlines

A full Friday edition of TRG, including young college student Brett, who's horny aunt is coming to town this weekend lol

Headlines Facebook Fussin

Open Phones brings us Brett, a college student who’s not a fan of his aunt, his mom’s sister, coming to visit him, since it usually means she’s gonna hook up with half the frat, lol

Maybe animal themed restaurants/cafes aren’t the best idea Free Plug Friday is back baby Headlines

Some of these stupid sound drops need to get out of here, to make room for new stupid ones lol Paige we have a question….do you get tired of us talking about your knockers? Your jugs? Your fun bags? Your silky milkies? Your jacks?... :D Headlines

A full Thursday edition, with Facebook Fussin, of TRG

Headlines Best Damn Audio

If you’re 80-85 years old, sex don’t really matter much does it? Fat Boy doesn’t think so Evidently Britney Spears is still in a state of mental unrest, the videos keep coming

Celebrating the wins in life, it’s not for everybody lol Facebook Fussin, send your Fussin screen caps to theriseguys@aol.com Headlines

We ask Paige, “What’s in your purse?”… you won’t believe how much makeup this chick carries Headlines

A full Wednesday edition of TRG, featuring audio from Vincent...Kennedy....McMahon

Headlines Ol Robby, his girl, and her Lexapro..

Best Damn Audio featuring a Home Depot prank We get into the Vince McMahon body cam audio

We go over the State of The Union speech, what did you think? Headlines

There’s a lot in our way in this studio, can we move it? Looks like shit sometimes lol Headlines

A full Tuesday edition of TRG.. Paige gets dingleberries and twig and berries mixed up, and Robby can't stop snooping through his gir's bag.. until he found something he wasn't prepared to see..

Headlines Fat Boy the huffer, doesn’t huff anymore… sanitizer everywhere thanks you

Headlines Celebrities are facing backlash for starting Go Fund Me pages, but doesn’t everybody? Also Paige got “twig and berries” mixed up with “dingleberries”

Wanna shovel snow in NYC? Better have a shit ton of identification lol Robby called in because he found some Lexapro in his girl’s bag on a recent trip together, so now he has second thoughts on the deal.. What would you do? We got some response on this call for sure

Church back in the day, it was frowned upon to bounce around, cool now tho, we re-live some of our old church memories How the hell do dj’s “dj”? Plus, why do you cost so much? Headlines

A full Monday, a little grim tho lol, edition of TRG

Headlines The FOF Hotline is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

Fat Boy burned his sausage, we mean burned the shit out of it, but he still ate it, which brought us back to talking about growing up in “well done” houses, where every damn thing had to be “well done” A little mini Mail Sack for your Monday

We go into more Epstein stuff as far as it relates to a company that takes school pictures nationwide and it sucks but some of this stuff you gotta pay attention to, right? We might have taken too many stackers, hydroxycut, and other pills back in the day Headlines

From a chick who lost too much weight to a guy who’s too sexually vanilla, people just can’t be happy can they? Mattman has a goat he’s not a fan of anymore, he’s hoping he runs away hahaha Headlines

A full FOF Friday edition of TRG

Headlines Chantel, you got less than a week to get at us, or something gonna happen… we ain’t gonna do anything, Anonymous ex says she’s gonna do something lol

The FOF HOTLINE is back baby, and it’s OPEN 24/7, so call now, 864-241-4318

A huge child sex/obscene material bust coming out of Anderson County yesterday, some people man…what makes you turn that way?.... Another episode of “Hey, Mattman Can’t Remember Shit About Shit” hahaha Headlines

Impromptu traffic fun this morning, also Maaaryee stories from back in the day Thank you management for allowing us to park on property, WOW! Got some spot thieves around here Headlines

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Best Damn Audio, BUTT HORN lol

Headlines Time for a little TRG Karaoke with Paige

Anonymous Ex from the STD situation is back with another update Fat Boy you need to stop huffing, Anonymous can tell you why

We found out what a “dive bar” actually means, plus the cool bars don’t actually work for too long Sup Bitch Lips hahaha Headlines

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines Shane’s asshole parents are abandoning him and his brother to move out to sea

Paige might be getting taken advantage of Best Damn Audio is back

We’ve about had it with celebrity podcasts and other ways these assholes try to make a quick buck Guess what day it is Paige? Do you know?.. cuz we do.. Headlines

Schools now have no personalities, we miss the old ones Leave Michael Jordan alone damnit, we don’t want him to boycott media now Headlines

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Her boyfriend is old as shit lol, she’s cool with it tho

Shane calls in because his parents are about to sell their house and make a HUGE move, to the damn high seas, for life

Coolio died, how the hell did we forget that? Also, RIP to Jesse Jackson So the term “hair lip” is offensive now?.. Sorry Headlines

We hit it all this morning, including some Epstein information on a local level that we found out We gotta stop with the Bonnamassa bit already Headlines

A full Presidents Day edition of TRG

MATT WENT TO PBR, SAW CJ VANCE, AND CJ CALLS IN OPEN PHONES: THE STD EX TELLS HER SIDE OF THE STORY FAT BOY GOT MATTMAN ON A HOT MIC

RUDY DOES BACKGROUND CHECKS ON EVERYBODY ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY ROOMMATE WON'T MOVE OUT BDA: LISTEN TO THESE FILTHY KIDS

ANONYMOUS HAS A WILD DIVORCE STORY OPEN PHONES: BIG BOY JUST FOUND OUT HE HAS A KID ALL ADVICE SHOW: SHE TOLD PEOPLE I HAVE AN STD

TERRY'S GIRL WANTS TO KEEP THEIR BABY'S FORESKIN FEEDBACK ON TERRY THE FORESKIN DADDY ANONYMOUS USE TO BE A PROTESTOR

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines Anonymous Wife is on the show, she needs an “out of the box” idea for her husband for Valentimes Day and what not

Anonymous is about to meet her boyfriend’s kids this weekend, he’s 75 tho.. so his kids are a lot older, how’s that gonna go?

Here’s some Friday The 13th numerology for ya Party Man Dan checks in for the first time this year, with a shit ton of questions Headlines

Shout out to local sports, and national, hosts, how do you do it? Fat Boy’s tired already There use to be more Super Bowl memorabilia for sale after the big game but not so much anymore Headlines

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Jeremy Clements stopped by yesterday, don’t miss his race Saturday baby LIVE from Daytona International Speedway

Headlines This Day In History, shout out lesbians

Anonymous wife needs to know what to do for her husband this Valentine’s Day, how does she switch it up? Open Phones has some suggestions for her

This chick only showered once a week? She is hopefully changing that Can you be a “pot head” and not listen to Bob Marley? Or does everybody have to perpetuate that stereotype? Headlines

A full Wednesday show featuring Jeremy Clements of the O'Reilly Auto Parts Racing Series

Headlines Bob, is that even your real name? Puppy thief

Headlines Best Damn Audio featuring a fun tune about NOT surprise visiting somebody at home when they least expect it

Paige has been having some pretty bad nightmares recently Jeremy Clements, driver of the #51 on the new O’Reilly Auto Parts tour in studio Headlines

Paige is showing em off today, BIG TIME Headlines

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Anonymous won some money on the Super Bowl, so is he gonna tell his damn wife?

Headlines Here’s a new song for your enjoyment, stay away from my damn door

This Truth and Consequences involved a dog who was abandoned, but found a new home, but was stolen? Honestly it’s hard to give Bob any shit in this situation, but we tried to lol

The local Jeffrey Epstein connection is picking up steam, we’d love to interview the person in question. Also, Chappell Roan dropped her management over Epstein allegations, and damn did she look hot in her Grammy dress with her titties out and what not Headlines

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines The FOF Hotline is Open 24/7, Call now, 864-241-4318

Headlines Fat Boy saw something this weekend you don’t expect to see in a public restaurant, a bare titty lol

Headlines Open Phones brings us Anonymous, who after last night’s Super Bowl, has deeper pockets than he’s ever had this football season

How many people aren’t working today? TONS Super Bowl talk, alternate halftime show, commercials, our thoughts

A full Friday edition of TRG

Savannah Guthrie’s Mom is still missing and it’s not looking good from what we know so far Hey Mattman, that mic is LIVE buddy

The FOF Hotline is back with a ton of piss and vinegar, call now 864-241-4318

The Super Bowl is losing momentum rapidly it seems, why? How the hell does the circus not have animals? They have robot ones

If you had to move at this age could you? Some people just can’t adjust as easily anymore Can we get a handset around here? Some other stuff that works, also, why do people love the gay hockey show so much?

A full Thursday edition of TRG

How about some ear buds that will work with your brain to pick out your favorite music? Best Damn Audio with some filthy mouthed kids

Fat Boy recorded a hilarious off mic moment after yesterday’s show that he had to share with us all Don’t show us videos longer than a few seconds please.. Happy National Fart Day

Kid Rock vs Bad Bunny, who’s your halftime show? Remember the STD guy from earlier in the week? Well here’s his ex and she explains her side of the situation

Is everything a distraction now? Makes you wonder about certain things What happens to evidence after cops don’t need it anymore? The new Super Bowl 250 patch celebrating the country’s birthday is gonna go for a lot of money soon.

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines Old due won’t move out, so Terry don’t know what to do

Headlines Best Damn Audio is back with P1 submissions and stuff we’ve found on our own too, tag @ohmaffew and @fatboy933 in the videos you think are funnier’n shit

Matt’s on the lookout for a bull rider from Abbeville, an apology is in order Ask and we shall receive, PBR’s CJ Vance calls in to answer our questions after we just asked about him More on Anonymous’ STD situation from yesterday

If you’re a legit whore, not a sex worker, like a woman who likes to hook up a lot, then you’re wired like a dude right? Fat Boy has questions Paige breaks down sex addictions for us, very interesting, we’d still love to talk to somebody who has one Headlines

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Which states pay the most? Listen and fuckin find out hahaha

Headlines The All Advice Show continues with a nasty rumor and everybody trying to get to the bottom of it

Before we get to the All Advice Show, check out this email for later The All Advice Show kicks off with Jerry, who can’t figure out how to get rid of his roommate, we see if we can bust this domestic partnership up lol

Paige gets grilled this morning, also Mattman has trouble remembering what he was gonna stay The damn Epstein Files are vast, a little ridiculous at this point, right?

A full Monday edition of TRG, Happy Black History Month baby

Headlines Rudy does background checks on everybody

Coach Lou Holtz is in hospice care now we learned, thoughts with you coach The Mail Sack is back, send your questions, comments, etc to theriseguys@aol.com

We weren’t huge fans of this year’s Royal Rumble, feels weird being in Saudi Arabia Which state pays the highest hourly wage? The answer might shock yo ass Headlines

Paige is shot out of a cannon this morning, funny shit tho Mattman went to the rodeo over the weekend, snowing like hell outside Headlines

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines Facebook Fussin, send your Fussins to theriseguys@aol.com

Headlines P1 text and reactions from Big Boy’s call yesterday

You won’t believe the lengths people will go to pass a drug test, like drinking bleach Rudy calls in for Open Phones and he’s tired of catching hell from his friends for something he’s known for….and that’s doing background checks on everybody he meets

It’s gonna snow, bump this shit man Fat Boy ate at a restaurant with a C on the window Headlines

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Best Damn Audio

Are the measles still big in South Carolina? According to national news we are leading the nation in measles outbreaks but are we? We literally don’t know anybody who’s been exposed to it Sup Big Boy, turns out ol Big Boy has a kid he didn’t know about

The Alcatraz Coyote is taking over the old San Francisco prison, and he’s getting fatter. Fat Boy remembers when a coyote was loose in Clemson a couple of years ago and how menacing it was Facebook Fussin, send your Fussins to theriseguys@aol.com Headlines

Mattman asks if anybody in the room has ever heard of Effingham SC, to which Fat Boy said he had, then the conversation turned to Florence and that part of the state in general, like if you weren’t on your way to the beach, you’d never go to Florence lol Headlines

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

What makes an adrenaline junkie? Anonymous tells us a story of how he got divorced and our heads still hurt

Matt and Fat Boy got asked to host a career fair, that might not end well Best Damn Audio with a Dolly Parton story, from her mouth, you’ll love, and clips about shitting and what not :D

Ludacris is off the Rock The Country Festival coming to Anderson this Summer, here’s what Barry from Shinedown had to say about it Faces Of Death is coming back, do we need it tho? Mattman knew somebody who didn’t know if the business call they had recently was real or not

No Paige today as she grieves the loss of her brother Art, I’m sure I spelled that wrong.. LOL, also a little world affairs talk with Matt and Fat Boy this morning Remember the Boobie Bank? Thank God we didn’t do a Dong Bank hahaha, or a Weiner Wallet The Doomsday Clock is about to go off again?...

A full Tuesday edition of TRG, we back, weather be damned lol

Headlines The FOF hotline is open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

ICE in Minnesota, we have questions, we should talk about this anyway right? You’re not filming that in my restaurant, buddy Alex Honnold climbed a big ass tower recently, guess how much he got paid

Anonymous went through a lot to setup his wife for cheating just to get divorced, is he in the right, or a tad psycho? Headlines

If the news cusses, can we too? Paige drops HUGE news on us during the break, her brother passed away Headlines

Brrr it's cold as F, it's a full worst of edition of The Rise Guys

BDA: LISTEN TO THIS FOUL MOUTH LITTLE KID OK MATTMAN, DO THESE NASTY THINGS ALSO MAKE YOU SICK? OPEN PHONES: I KNOW WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT MY DAUGHTERS

MMCM: FRANCIS WHARTON AND THE DEER TEETH OPEN PHONES: HOW DO I STOP SMOKING? T AND C: I HAD TO QUIT BECAUSE I HUFFED THE GLUE

OPEN PHONES UPDATE: I GOT MY BROTHER'S WIFE PREGNANT T AND C: I'M NOT HAVING A THREESOME WITH YOUR WIFE OPEN PHONES: UNCLE OR DAD? THE DNA RESULTS ARE IN

OPEN PHONES: I GOT MY BROTHER'S WIFE PREGNANT: PART ONE OPEN PHONES: I GOT MY BROTHER'S WIFE PREGNANT: PART TWO ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY HUSBAND DOESN'T WANT A THREESOME ALL ADVICE SHOW: I'M NOT COOL WITH MY HUSBAND HUNTING NOW

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines Ol Anonymous use to protest, and could you believe they offered to pay him to do it?

The FOF Hotline is Open 24/7, call now 864-241-4318

Fat Boy you know the words to too many puss songs Who’s getting the hotel room the boss offered? Last chance Headlines

Paige did your husband smoke when you were banging? Also, have you ever looked at a pic and felt like you could smell it? Fat Boy saw a pic where he thought the dude was dead Are we expected to be here Monday? The weather is suppose to be shit bruh Headlines

Headlines Here’s some P1 feedback on Terry, the foreskin daddy hahaha

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Damn Mattman you’re making me feel old

What are the steps of war? What happens during a takeover? We have questions Anonymous use to be a protestor, now he’s not, so what happened?

Is forehead one word? Anyway, skin grafting,, how does it work? Would you want some scrotum skin on other parts of your body? Paige would love it HA The boss offered us hotel rooms for the weather, shall we partake?

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines Terry, the foreskin daddy

Headlines The situation in Minneapolis doesn’t seem to be getting much better, and the kids are suffering through all of it by pure exposure

We get some feedback about Terry’s call about his lady wanting to keep their baby’s foreskin. The things people have kept might surprise you

The weather is about to turn, here it comes, get ready Headlines

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Jude got cheated on, confronted his girl and her man, that didn’t work out well

Headlines The Bears, from Chicago, were putting Cheyenne peppers in their socks during the game Sunday, should we try that with our nipples?

Paige makes another grand entrance at Bourbon and Bacon last Friday night, then immediately left to get drunk somewhere else Terry calls in, he’s about to have a kid, his woman has a really odd request tho

We don’t post as much as we use to, don’t look at it as much, are we done with social media? Fat Boy saw the five hour Billy Joel doc over the weekend, what a legend Headlines

A full MLK Day TRG show

MATTMAN GETS SOME MEAN FACEBOOK FEEDBACK T AND C: YOU STOLE THAT JACKET T AND C YOU STOLE THAT JACKET, DONNA CALLS IN

ALLEN SAYS HIS FRIEND'S NEW MAN LOOKS ABUSIVE LADIES, YOU SHOULD BE SELLING THESE FEET PICS BDA: AMARILLA BY MORNIN

BDA: BOURBON STREET GRAVY WILL GOT PANTSED IN FRONT OF HIS WHOLE FAMILY FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 332

MATTMAN WENT TO CHICAGO FOR CHRISTMAS THE RIC FLAIR DRUNK CAMEO THE CELEBS WE LOST IN 2025 OPEN PHONES: OUR DRY JANUARY IS A DISASTER

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines People being an asshole to Mattman on Facebook

The access of information we have now is crazy, is full transparency a good thing?.. Open Phones brings us Jude, who like our boy earlier in the week found out his woman cheated on him but he actually DID confront both parties, here’s how that worked out.

A little TRG Karaoke too early in the morning, especially with this filthy song Mattman can see the girl but what's her name?... seems to happen a lot Headlines and shit

Fat Boy is wondering when/if he’s gonna get sick again for the year, Paige says “don’t jinx yourself and us”…. WOW! Mattman brought Paige a belated Christmas gift that Fat Boy thinks WON’T fit, turns out your wrong buddy Headlines

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Best Damn Audio

Fat Boy and Mattman question the point of keeping social media accounts when the person has passed away, both have a story about how it affected them on different levels Greg Biffle’s house got broken into, what’s wrong with people? Happy 23 years to TRG, give us a party damnit

Fat Boy you finally got a car that’s as big as you are We share a video with ya, and the damn comments make us think twice lol Headlines

Potholes, volcanoes, is the world gonna literally blow? How the hell do you even get a pothole? What causes it? Paige, you just told everybody that the Rock This Country Tour coming to Anderson is gonna have every damn musician ever on it, you might have pissed a few people off lol Headlines

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines P1’s have some advice if you catch your mate cheating, could be helpful to you

Best Damn Audio returns with a not so delicious dish from across the pond, and various other funny laughable moments. Send your BDA clips to @ohmaffew and @fatboy933 on Instagram

Fat Boy knows a girl who almost sold her feet pics but her man put a stop to it, why? It’s money on the table Wait til you hear what Stumpy’s daughter tried to put him up to to make a little extra money

Can somebody book us an interview with SHAQ? Make it happen, we got a lot of questions, good ones too The Timothy Busfield situation is a surprise to say the least Headlines

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Dude says he’s saying something to his girlfriend about the dudes she dates

Headlines The NYC nursing strike is going strong, the fugg we gonna do without nurses?

Mike calls in, his wife is cheating on him but he doesn’t know what to do with the information he has, luckily the P1’s fill up the phones to help him out, will he heed our advice? Is that how you spell that?

Fat Boy trolls card rippers on TikTok but it’s obvious people are doing it now for a cash grab, plus the Female body over the years, what would it look like now if it weren’t for corsets, minimizer bras, and all the other shit ladies wear to change they shapes Shoutout to Cooter’s Garage in Pigeon Forge, here’s to you

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines The FOF Hotline is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW 864-241-4318

We get an Email from Chris in Easley who found an article from scientists from the 50’s and how they thought the world would be in seventy five years, which is now The Mail Sack is back, send your questions, comments, complaints to theriseguys@aol.com

How the hell do you sell power? Somebody let us know, it’s blowing our minds Anonymous is tired of standing by while a girl friend of his keeps dating the same dude, so he’s gonna say something to her about it, is he meddling? Headlines

We got “in trouble” over an email last Friday, but really it felt like a double standard, why? Do you retain what you se on a Billboard? We’d damn like one since they are so cheap now, we’ve had one over fifteen years ago Headlines

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines ATTENTION, do not pants family members in front of teenagers, thank you

The FOF HOTLINE is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

The ribbon cutting ceremony for the re-built Biltmore McDonalds was yesterday, nice to have that back Headlines

“Tongue in Cheek”, who the hell started that? AND, is it just a blowjob reference? Headlines Fat Boy is back in on Baylen Out Loud….”Up Top Girl Scout”

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Dry January just got a lot more complicated

Open Phones brings us Will, who got pantsed at a family party and it might come back to bite him in court, he also doesn’t wear underwear so everybody saw EVERYTHING P1 Motive calls in to remind us of the last time he was in the studio, damn near 20 years ago, WOW!

Newspapers are dying, Pittsburgh is about to be the first major U.S. city without a newspaper Facebook Fussin, after a mild camera delay we get going

Gas station sandwiches, old people, and memories from way back when Headlines Speaking of churches from earlier, here are some that are popular elsewhere, i.e. Hip Hop Church

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines Shout out to all we lost in 2025

Headlines The first Best Damn Audio of the new year, featuring the “Bourbon St Gravy” and some old people who can’t seem to nail the take

Open Phones brings us Anonymous, who’s doing “Dry January” with a buddy of his and it’s not going so well. Tina calls in with something to say about this whole thing

People are protesting the monks walking through the state, why? Stop, quit it, damnit Headlines

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Mattman hit Chicago over the break, will he move there?...

We almost shit when we see how low the federal minimum wage is Ric Flair pissed a couple people off with his recent Cameos they paid big money for

An “In Memoriam” for those we lost in 2025, some you might have forgotten, sorry to open old wounds Headlines

Can you believe it’s been five years since “January 6th”? WOW! Headlines RIP MTV

A full Monday, we back baby, LIVE edition of TRG

Goats are assholes, they really are, just no way to get around it Headlines

Mattman went to Chicago over the break, he and Fat Boy probably vacation a little differently

Picture it, “I Did You Last Summer” and instead of a hook hand, it’s a dildo for a hand, and he can’t spit saliva, it’s straight up baby oil from his mouth, yeah you’d watch that Fat Boy you don’t really know shit about horses do you? Headlines

Truth and Consequences involving a lot of money and a misunderstanding Paige’s new cup, gift from Mattman, looks really phallic, is that how you spell dick in nice words? LOL A little Best Damn Audio with some Jamaican KFC

A full Friday edition of TRG

OPEN PHONES: I GOT DUMPED BECAUSE OF MY TEETH OPEN PHONES: HANG UP ALREADY MICHAEL OPEN PHONES: THE BOY SOBER MOVEMENT

ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY SON IS TAKING TWO BIG GIRLS TO PROM TEXT AND FEEDBACK FROM ALL ADVICE PROM MOM'S CALL ALL ADVICE SHOW: SHOULD I LET MY KIDS GO TO SENIOR WEEK?

OPEN PHONES: I SMOKED WEED ON EASTER AND IT CHANGED MY LIFE THE FIRST EVER SPERM RACE IS TODAY, REALLY.. DID ANYBODY WATCH THE SPERM RACE?

RIP MARY THOMAS HARRIS OPEN PHONES: P1'S REMEMBER MATT'S MOM MARY BDA: HOCKEY AND SCOTTISH BOOBIES PASSING DOWN GRAVE PLOTS FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION

HAPPY NEW YEAR! A full new year edition of TRG

BDA: THE RAPPING PREACHER OPEN PHONES: SHE ASKED ME HOW MUCH MONEY I MAKE OPEN PHONES: FEEDBACK ON MONEY IN RELATIONSHIPS

THE WEIRDEST EMAIL WE'VE EVER GOTTEN, WHAT'S IN THE BAG? OPEN PHONES: BRENT MIGHT HAVE TO SELL HIS MASTERS TICKETS TO HIS BOSS THERE'S A NEW MATTMAN FARM SONG, AND IT'S GREAT

PAIGE GETS PRANK REVENGE ON MATTMAN WITH GLORIA JEFF HARDY MATTMAN'S SC COMICON REVIEW, MEETING STING

THE BIRTHDAY ROAST OF FAT BOY: PART ONE THE BIRTHDAY ROAST OF FAT BOY: PART TWO BDA: STROKE REPORTER AND MR T. HEY DOLLY, IT WAS OUR IDEA FIRST

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

OPEN PHONES: DILDO DEREK, WILLA'S BOYFRIEND CALLS IN T AND C: I PEED ON YOUR WEDDING ALBUM OJ AUCTION AND DOG FIGHTING RINGS

MMCM: PETER BERGMANN, THE MAN WHO NEVER EXISTED OPEN PHONES: MY BOYFRIEND HAS TOO MANY SEX TOYS DEREK, WILLA'S BOYFRIEND, LEAVES US A VOICEMAIL

OPEN PHONES: MY MOM HAS A BOYFRIEND IN PRISON OPEN PHONES: I HAVE ADVICE FOR THE MOM DATING THE PRISONER BRET "THE HITMAN" HART

DO YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM IN FRONT OF YOUR PARTNER? OPEN PHONES: MICHAEL GOT HIT BY TWO TRUCKS AT ONCE FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 315 OPEN PHONES: THE TOW TRUCK DRIVER FROM THE FOF HOTLINE CALLS IN

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

FAT BOY DROVE TO ATLANTA TO GET A POT PIE IF A KID WANTS TO WORK, LET THE KID WORK FAT BOY GOT HIS DAD'S ASHES BACK

SPELLINBURG: PAIGE VS PARTY MAN DAN MMCM: BOBBY DUNBAR, THE MISSING KID ALL ADVICE SHOW: I'VE LOST ALMOST ALL MY SAVINGS

OPEN PHONES: I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE A 20 YEAR OLD SON OPEN PHONES UPDATE: I MIGHT HAVE A 20 YEAR OLD SON BDA: ANGRY GRANNY WANTS TO WATCH RASSLIN

HAPPY 73RD BIRTHDAY TO MATT'S MOM MARY FAT BOY DONATED HIS DAD'S BODY TO SCIENCE MMCM: I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS: PART ONE MMCM: I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS: PART TWO

A full Monday edition of TRG

OPEN PHONES: I GOT MY GIRL A MOLD OF MY JUNK FOR VALENTINE'S DAY OPEN PHONES UPDATE: I GOT MY GIRL A MOLD OF MY JUNK OPEN PHONES: I'M DATING AN OLD TEACHER OF MINE, DO I TELL HER?

BDA: XAVIER LEGETTE AND FECAL PEOPLE FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 316 MMCM: SOBER SUE, MAKE HER LAUGH AND WIN BIG MONEY

OPEN PHONES: TIFFANY SAYS HER MAID OF HONOR IS TOO FAT OPEN PHONES: TIFFANY'S MAID OF HONOR HOLLY CALLS IN OPEN PHONES: GOING TO THE BATHROOM IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER

MATT AND FAT BOY SWAP SQUIRREL STORIES MIKE IS AN EX CON WHO WISHES HE COULD VOTE BDA: I'M NOT A MA'AM DAMNIT ALL ADVICE SHOW: I DON'T WANT MY DEAD GRANDPA'S STUFF

You return those gifts yet? Get pissed you didn't get what you wanted? Listen to a full edition of TRG while you wait in the return line lol

THE ESCAPED SOUTH CAROLINA MONKEYS, WE HAVE QUESTIONS BDA: CHOP SUEY KARAOKE AND MESSING WITH CARTS YOU WANT YOUR WOMAN TO HAVE A LITTLE BITCH IN HER

ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY GIRL HAS A NIPPLE FETISH OPEN PHONES: I DON'T WANT TO TELL MY WIFE WHO I VOTED FOR OPEN PHONES: THREESOME HORROR STORIES

PARTY MAN DAN KNOCKED HIMSELF OUT THE OTHER DAY WE SAW TERRIFIER 3, THE MOVIE MAKING EVERYBODY SICK WHAT'S THE SICKEST MOVIE YOU'VE EVER SEEN?

BDA: LISTEN TO THIS FOUL MOUTH LITTLE KID OPEN PHONES: MICHAEL THE CHAPLIN FROM CHATTANOOGA OPEN PHONES: I KNOW WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT MY DAUGHTERS MMCM: THE CLEVELAND BALLOON FEST OF 1986

Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas to you all, it's a full TRG

OPEN PHONES: I MET A GIRL IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY GREAT AUNT IS AN ASS H FAT BOY SAW AN OLD GUY NAKED AT THE GYM

OPEN PHONES: I WANT TO GET CIRCUMCISED NOW OPEN PHONES: ANONYMOUS GOT CIRCUMSISED WHEN HE WAS 13 EMAIL: NO THANKS TO YOU PAIGE, I'M GETTING REJUVENATION SURGERY NOW

BDA: POUND TOWN AND WASHING A HORSE ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY WIFE IS A CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORIST CHRISTOPHER GOT STUCK IN CHINA FOR FIVE YEARS

FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 319 FAT BOY IS SO FAT HE HAS STATIC ELECTRICITY SOUTH CAROLINA BANS PORNHUB OPEN PHONES: MY WIFE MAKES ME GET MY ASS BLEACHED

Ready for Santa? ... it's a full Christmas Eve edition of TRG

MMCM: PETER BERGMANN, THE MAN WHO NEVER EXISTED ALL ADVICE SHOW: I WANT A FEMALE ROOMMATE FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 317

OPEN PHONES: MY BOSS TALKS TO ME IN THE BATHROOM OPEN PHONES: GOING TO THE BATHROOM AT WORK BDA: KARAOKE COUPLE SINGS AFRICA

OPEN PHONES: MY BOYFRIEND HAS TOO MANY SEX TOYS DEREK, WILLA'S BOYFRIEND, LEAVES US A VOICEMAIL OPEN PHONES: DILDO DEREK, WILLA'S BOYFRIEND CALLS IN

OPEN PHONES: I'M DATING AN OLD TEACHER OF MINE, DO I TELL HER? OPEN PHONES: ANONYMOUS IS A PROFESSOR WHO DATES STUDENTS THE ORIGIN STORY OF ASSMOLE FAT BOY DROVE TO ATLANTA TO GET A POT PIE

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

STATES WE DON'T WANT TO TRAVEL TO: PART ONE STATES WE DON'T WANT TO TRAVEL TO: PART TWO KEEPING KIDS IN BAND IS VERY EXPENSIVE EVIDENTLY

IF A KID WANTS TO WORK, LET THE KID WORK MMCM: TIME TRAVELING PIGEONS OPEN PHONES: MY GIRL DOESN'T TAKE HER BRA OFF DURING SEX

OPEN PHONES: MY COUSIN BLOCKED ME OVER POLITICS ALL ADVICE SHOW: I HAVE SEX DREAMS ABOUT MY UNCLE BDA: COME BACK MAFFEW

OPEN PHONES: I GOT MY GIRL A MOLD OF MY JUNK FOR VALENTINE'S DAY OPEN PHONES: NICOLE THINKS THE JUNK MOLD IS A GREAT IDEA OPEN PHONES UPDATE: I GOT MY GIRL A MOLD OF MY JUNK SPELLINBURG: MATTMAN VS PAIGE

A full Monday edition of TRG

OUR SNL 50TH ANNIVERSARY REVIEW BDA: ANGRY GRANNY WANTS TO WATCH RASSLIN PAIGE WHEN THE HELL DID YOU GET FUNNY?

MMCM: BOBBY DUNBAR, THE MISSING KID FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 318 OPEN PHONES UPDATE: I MIGHT HAVE A 20 YEAR OLD SON

BDA: I DON'T SELL CRACK FAT BOY SAW AN OLD GUY NAKED AT THE GYM SPELLINBURG: MATTMAN VS FAT BOY

OPEN PHONES: DO I DONATE SPERM? MY WIFE SAYS YES: PART ONE OPEN PHONES: DO I DONATE SPERM? MY WIFE SAYS YES: PART TWO ALL ADVICE SHOW: I'VE LOST ALMOST ALL MY SAVINGS ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY GREAT AUNT IS AN ASS HOLE

A full Friday edition of TRG

PARTY MAN DAN MIGHT BE GETTING SCAMMED: PART ONE PARTY MAN DAN MIGHT BE GETTING SCAMMED: PART TWO SPELLINBURG: PAIGE VS PARTY MAN DAN

EMAIL: NO THANKS TO YOU PAIGE, I'M GETTING REJUVENATION SURGERY NOW OPEN PHONES: I MET A GIRL IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP OPEN PHONES: I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE A 20 YEAR OLD SON

MMCM: I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS: PART ONE MMCM: I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS: PART TWO BDA: XAVIER LEGETTE AND FECAL PEOPLE

FAT BOY DONATED HIS DAD'S BODY TO SCIENCE FAT BOY GOT HIS DAD'S ASHES BACK OPEN PHONES: TIFFANY SAYS HER MAID OF HONOR IS TOO FAT OPEN PHONES: TIFFANY'S MAID OF HONOR HOLLY CALLS IN

A full Thursday edition of TRG

DO YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM IN FRONT OF YOUR PARTNER? OPEN PHONES: GOING TO THE BATHROOM IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 313

OPEN PHONES: MY WIFE MAKES ME GET MY ASS BLEACHED OPEN PHONES: I WANT TO GET CIRCUMCISED NOW OPEN PHONES: ANONYMOUS GOT CIRCUMSISED WHEN HE WAS 13

BDA: POUND TOWN AND WASHING A HORSE CHRISTOPHER GOT STUCK IN CHINA FOR FIVE YEARS IS CUSSING AT WORK OK?

HAPPY 73RD BIRTHDAY TO MATT'S MOM MARY OPEN PHONES: MICHAEL GOT HIT BY TWO TRUCKS AT ONCE ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY WIFE IS A CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORIST ALL ADVICE SHOW: I DON'T WANT MY DEAD GRANDPA'S STUFF

A full Wednesday, and last show of the year, of TRG

Headlines Ol dude banged a co worker at his company Christmas party, foul dude, foul…

Here’s our favorite, more importantly your favorite, Best Damn Audio clips of 2025

Dan In Columbia sends a couple of new songs in that suck lol Spellinburg with a twist, for GAHLAY.COM gift cards Headlines

“Pouring soup” on somebody, Paige I think you just came up with a new euphemism for pissing lol Headlines Sports

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Company Christmas Party fallout, Fat Boy you missed a great one

Headlines According to Johns Hopkins University, your farts are your best friend

Open Phones brings us Anonymous, who might have messed up at his company Christmas Party, and then Jason, who didn’t really agree with the advice we gave Anonymous

Cheating, if you do it, better be careful, cover your tracks OR end up on Truth and Consequences lol Headlines Sports

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines The FOF HOTLINE is OPEN 24/7, 864-241-4318

More about the Diddy documentary, that dude will have a comeback right? Fat Boy seems to think so Mail Sack, and Paige talking about getting drugged back in the day

Fat Boy you missed probably the best company Christmas Party ever Headlines

Mattman finally watches the Diddy doc Fat Boy was telling him to watch Headlines Sports

The full Friday TRG

Headlines Donna, the office shit starter, from Truth and Consequences calls in

The FOF HOTLINE is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

Fat Boy the Christmas Party, we need an answer bud Diddy is going to have a comeback at some point according to Fat Boy, we all love a “redemption story” it seems Headlines

Hepatitis stays with you forever, right? Headlines Sports

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Best Damn Audio

Donna was mentioned during this week’s Truth and Consequences, so she calls in to tell her side of the story Big Brown calls in with some Home Alone information that blew our minds

New SNAP regulations in South Carolina got people in a tizzy, is it warranted? Measles are back, WTF man Headlines

Where did insurance start and why? Also, Fat Boy wonders if Mattman has a previous “fart trauma” since he always references that his chair makes fart noises and not his asshole Headlines Sports

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines Truth and Consequences was WILD yesterday, ol NARC ass co-worker Donna lol

Best Damn Audio with a message from Colonocopy lady about Mammy Grammy’s now lol, plus a smart ass kid in the middle of his church choir

Did Mattman just get solicited for some Christmas nookie? Lol Spellinburg for Gahlay.com prizes Headdys

Why did the Boy Scouts start? Fat Boy and Mattman were scouts but can’t remember why Headlines Sports

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Mattman puts his foot in his mouth in a classic way recently, but was he setup for it?

Headlines Mattman saw a kid outside recently who definitely needed to be wearing more clothes

This Truth and Consequences featured two co-workers, who don't like each other, and a stolen donation; maybe tho they should be more pissed with the woman in the middle who instigated the whole thing

Old time craft fairs, and the funny saying of “keeping your balls in her purse” might backfire in certain social situations Headlines Sports

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines They hookup but he don’t get to see the goods, sup with that?

Fat Boy isn’t a fan of the weather, evidently it really messed with him this weekend, meanwhile, enjoy this old school weather channel music Fat Boy didn’t get invited to the company Christmas party evidently

Thanks for all who came out to help out the kids for the LEO Santa Toy Drive This “Mattman Foot In Mouth Story” might end up in his top three of all times Headlines

Mattman shares a pic of himself with the room, also, deaf people… do you cuss? Headlines Sports

We are out at L.E.O. Santa for Day 2 so here's a classic full episode of TRG

ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY MAN WANTS ME TO STOP TEACHING ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY WIFE BEATS ME UP WHEN WE DRINK OPEN PHONES: MY WIFE BEATS ME UP WHEN WE DRINK

BDA: TRUMP DING DONG OPEN PHONES: BEN BOUGHT GEORGIA FOOTBALL SEASON TICKETS THE FEMALE PHILLIES FAN, WHAT A BITCH

T AND C: I DIDN'T GRADUATE FROM TENNESSEE T AND C UPDATE: I DIDN'T GRADUATE FROM TENNESSEE WE GET A NEW ROUND OF SONGS FROM DAN IN COLUMBIA

T AND C: I'M DONE GIVING YOU TATTOOS OPEN PHONES: I'M DONE GIVING YOU TATTOOS BDA: SEX AIN'T FOR US NO MO T AND C: I'M ON THE REGISTRY

We are out at L.E.O Santa for the Upstate of South Carolina so here's a full Thursday edition of a classic TRG

ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY CO-WORKER IS STEALING OVERTIME BDA: MOSQUITO RAP ANTHEM OPEN PHONES: WE STARTED SWINGING AND I DON'T LIKE IT

FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 329 WITH JEREMY CLEMENTS OPEN PHONES: I MIGHT NEED A NEW CHURCH WE WON BEST MORNING SHOW OF THE YEAR

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENS TO OUR TRASH? OPEN PHONES: I JUST HAD THE WORST DATE OF MY LIFE BDA: YO MAMA ON CRACK

THE GENERAL LEE, KENTUCKY WATER JUMP THIS LADY IS FROM NORTH, SOUTH CAROLINA..WTF? BDA: ALL ABOUT FARTS AND KIDS PAIGE DOES YOUR TOP FIVE HOT DUDES LIST MATCH THIS ONE?

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines The All Advice Show was riddled with hooking up and Thanksgiving dinner

Best Damn Audio returns with a fun colonoscopy video and a mashup you’re gonna love

Can you get a cosmetic brain scan? Just for the hell of it? Spellinburg for great prizes Headlines

Paige knows more about cars than Fat Boy, who’s the real man here? Headlines Sports

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Do you know where your excrement is?

The All Advice Show continues with Gary, who’s girl asked him to do something he’s not comfortable with but more importantly, he can’t figure out why she even wants to do that TO him

The All Advice Show kicks off with Anonymous, who had a lot going on for Thanksgiving this year, like hooking up in the bathroom, a near dead grandma, and a marriage proposal nobody was expecting Headlines

Paige is late as fuck today, what’s new? LOL, so we carry on without her, also, Epstein was an asshole but couldn’t spell either, was that his worst offense? His mis-spelling? Mattman seems to think so Please don’t invite Fat Boy to any Christmas Parades, that’s all Sports

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines She ain’t happy HE lost HIS job and she might be done with it altogether

Who invented sanitation? Literally where does all of our shit go? Mariah Carey makes so much damn money this time of year, off that one damn song

Paige, what REALLY goes on at the mountain house? Did you know there was a Christmas Vacation 2? WTF. Also we try to guess Paige’s nipple size Headlines

We back LIVE, also it’s hard to do a good Macho Man impersonation, unless you’re Dan Soder of course Headlines Sports

A full Black Friday edition of TRG

WOULD YOU SEE A HOLOGRAM CONCERT? ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY EX HAS HIV AND MY WIFE IS PISSED ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY EX CO WORKER IS STALKING ME

T AND C: I WANT AN ABOVE GROUND POOL, DAMNIT SENIOR SHOUTOUTS: 2025 OPEN PHONES: FARM ANIMALS AND ALIENS, SHE SEEMS TO THINK SO

BDA: HOCKEY AND SCOTTISH BOOBIES OPEN PHONES: MARSHALL TELLS US A FUNNY STORY ABOUT A TRANS COUPLE OPEN PHONES: I SMOKED WEED ON EASTER AND IT CHANGED MY LIFE ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY SON IS TAKING TWO BIG GIRLS TO PROM

ANONYMOUS MOM SAYS HER SON GOT A HICKEY ON A FIELD TRIP ANONYMOUS SAYS HIS WIFE IS UGLY WE GET AN EMAIL FROM ANONYMOUS' UGLY WIFE

A full Thanksgiving edition of TRG

FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 320 PAIGE GETS PRANK REVENGE ON MATTMAN WITH GLORIA THERE'S A NEW MATTMAN FARM SONG, AND IT'S GREAT

OPEN PHONES: I'M DATING AN OLD TEACHER OF MINE, DO I TELL HER? OPEN PHONES: WE HAD A KID AND MY WIFE WANTS ME TO CHANGE CAREERS BDA: KARAOKE COUPLE SINGS AFRICA

OPEN PHONES: I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE A 20 YEAR OLD SON FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 315 ALL ADVICE SHOW: I'VE LOST ALMOST ALL MY SAVINGS

BDA: IT DON'T MATTER HOW I CRACK AN EGG OPEN PHONES: I'M HAVING ISSUES WITH MY GIRL'S SON ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY BOYFRIEND BOUGHT ME FAKE JEWELRY YOU MAKING ME FEEL OLD MATTMAN: FIRST EVER

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines She went through her daughter’s diary and learned all about “lemon tekking”

More Open Phones with Lindsey, who isn’t happy that her husband lost his job last week

We Play Spellinburg for a great prize, games are back baby Headlines

Chris has quite the mouth, his poor mother Headlines Sports

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Mattman is now diabetic free, how did he defy science? Will he get it back? Fat Boy says so…

Open Phones brings us “Anony-Mommy” who read her daughter’s diary and doesn’t want her to know, so she calls us to ask if we know what “lemon tekking” means

Vets apparently do a lot of shit for these animals, but do you floss a donkey’s teeth? And does it literally smell like shit? Hahaha, do donkeys eat shit? Headlines

Fat Boy recalls some of his favorite public “foot in mouth” moments from Mattman Headlines Sports

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines This dude is not looking forward to seeing his Father In Law, especially after his new nickname he started calling him

We play a clip from a caller to the Elliot In The Morning Radio Show who said he found a dead body, and he really did, it’s real Mail Sack, send yours to theriseguys@aol.com

Guess who’s no longer a diabetic?.. Headlines

We get into some deep shit this morning man, what do you want to come back to? Headlines Sports

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines Open Phones, she said her ex paid off her car, “why tho?”, we say “don’t worry why, enjoy the ride”

Open Phones brings us Randy, who got a nickname from his girl’s Dad and he’s not too excited about it, but another listener called to keep on RANJ in check lol

Why did we ever think lobotomizing was of any medical benefit to anybody? Ever heard of Howard Dully? The “lobotomy kid”?... Headlines

Paige is a legal bush liason now so we have questions, are there before and after pics? Headlines Sports

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Best Damn Audio

James BoBo Eason, if you know him, we wanna talk to him, he’s a legend The “Ancient Wonders of the World” have changed now, and we have questions

Paige was late today, an asthma attack, oh shit.. Headlines

Here’s the secret to certain carnival games you never knew how to beat Where is Paige? The mystery unfolds….

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines Truth and Consequences

Best Damn Audio is back with an update on Chris Hansen, send your clips to @fatboy933 and @ohmaffew on insta and other places

Is the real power in blackmail for the super elite? And does that involve gay acts amongst dudes? Legit question Headlines

Do we sound like a military op sending secret messages in the 1920’s? Just us huh? HA, more equipment issues Headlines Sports

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines The History of American Slurs with Mattman, this week.. HONKEY lol

Headlines Can’t ignore what’s going on in Charlotte, hard to talk about tho

This edition of Truth and Consequences featured two sisters, one hosting and one visiting. There’s a couple of issues tho, alcohol and surprise guests. The host sister needs answers, then the following ensued…..

Paige and Fat Boy almost beat the fuck out of each other this morning, so she’s moving…across the room Headlines Sports

A full Monday edition of TRG

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Fat Boy got busted by his son for Googling some pretty vulgar stuff for meme purposes, awkward The debut of “The Archive of American Slurs” with Mattman

Who is “Bubba” in context to the Epstein email? Mattman shot his shot, but did he shoot right? lol Headlines

How much money does our country make? The amount of coins we make a day will make you shit yourself maybe, shit fart at the very least haha Headlines Sports

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines Facebook Fussin

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Paige is a licensed bush liason now hahaha Headlines

So much going on that we had to Google early this morning, too many damn questions Headlines Sports

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Best Damn Audio

Open Phones brings us Cammie, who started therapy and wanted to thank Mattman, it really helps her, even tho he doesn’t’ go anymore

Fat Boy reviews the new Eddie Murphy doc on Netflix Facebook Fussin, send your Fussins to theriseguys@aol.com

So here’s where we are when it comes to videos… Headlines Sports

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines Dead animals on the side of the road

Best Damn Audio is on deck send your clips to @ohmaffew or @fatboy933 on the socials

Matt went to the movies by himself for the first time over the weekend, big steps bro Headlines

We back LIVE after a Veterans Day break, we build the momentum back up with all kind of shit going on Headlines Sports

A full Veterans Day edition of TRG

OPEN PHONES: I MIGHT NEED A NEW CHURCH OPEN PHONES: WE STARTED SWINGING AND I DON'T LIKE IT OPEN PHONES: RONNIE THE SWINGER'S GIRLFRIEND CALLS IN

OPEN PHONES: I JUST HAD THE WORST DATE OF MY LIFE AN1-5302 10:10 BDA: DON'T DOO DOO AT CHURCH AN1-5305 12:20 FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 329 WITH JEREMY CLEMENTS

BDA: I'M GONNA ROCK YO MEATBOX OPEN PHONES: MY DAUGHTER WANTS ME TO FILM HER KID'S BIRTH ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY BUDDY NEEDS A PIECE OF MY LIVER

ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY EX CO WORKER IS STALKING ME WHAT HAPPENED TO CONCERT FESTIVALS? OPEN PHONES: HEY MATTMAN, TELL THE OCEAN LAKES STORY AGAIN T AND C: YOU AREN'T HAVING YOUR BABY IN MY BATH TUB

A full Monday edition of TRG

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Dead animals on the side of the road, don’t get scammed according to Paige lol Fuckin Mail Sack again, woooh hahaha

Fat Boy had to share a password with his Mom recently and that didn’t go too well Mattman had a funny interaction with Jade Cargill the other day, or Jane Cardill as Paige would say Headlines

We remember our idea board in the office and how an employee’s spouse bought it for us evidently haha, and various other shits we talked about here Headlines Sports

WWE Women’s Champion Jade Cargill LIVE on TRG This dude has issues with a certain bird

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Skating memories from back in the day and whatever the “monster box” is Headlines

We learn a lot about sandwich meats this morning, plus dog pussy is the phrase that pays haha Headlines Sports

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Sup Boosie, here’s some Best Damn Audio

Fat Boy’s disappointed he didn’t get to vote the other day Open Phones with dude who’s girl’s bird watches them hook up, he’s freaked out on the deal

Local groupies are quite the marvel if you think about it, still finding ways to hook up with these dudes Headlines

Odd good luck charms, like rabbit feet, da fuck bruh? Headlines Sports

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines This dude can’t have kids, his wife don’t know yet tho

Best Damn Audio returns, you’ll find out how Boosie reacts when he realizes people can be born with both genitals, plus a song about Jesus that might make you a believer

Tom Brady got his dog cloned and so far everything looks good, how long til we do this to people? Headlines

Fat Boy might have invented something genius as far as toenail maintenance goes, which made Paige mention the fact that Kid Rock never cuts his toe nails, according to her Headlines Sports

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines This chick spent a damn dime on Halloween, why?

The All Advice Show continues with Travis, who got an inheritance that he blew through but the question is, how does he tell his wife? Or does he owe her an explanation at all? It’s interesting to watch fish bang, if you think about it

The All Advice Show kicks off with Anonymous, who’s having an issue hopeful parents hope they never encounter, what does he do now? Open Phones with another Anonymous who adopted a family member and would recommend it to others

Ever wonder how much an entire city weighs? Fat Boy asked the question, why we don’t know but somebody did actually research this and found an answer Headlines Sports

A full Monday edition of TRG

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We got an email from a lady asking if she spent too much for Halloween, so $1,000 bucks later, what would you say? Remember Big Johnson shirts? Where are they now?

A classic Mattman foot in mouth story, this time with a Halloween theme Headlines

Let’s do a game, we do a voice and if you’re offended, call in and tell us why hahah Headlines Sports

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines Facebook Fussin, send them shits to theriseguys@aol.com

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It’s not Hallowen without some sex talk baby, especially putting Paige in different hypothetical scenarios lol Headlines

Matt mis-spelled a text this morning “I’m shirting downstairs” so we had some fun with that and what nto Headlines Sports

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Chase, the boyfriend in question from Truth and Consequences, sets the record straight

A.I. farmed in other countries, plus cursing in general, we hit a few things right here Matt is having an estate auction this weekend, that's gotta be hard to go through

GPS might be the greatest invention of the last twenty five years, women say so I bet haha Facebook Fussin, send your Fussins to theriseguys@aol.com

Our grandparents and other older relatives were thinner when we were kids, they ever eat tho? Headlines Sports

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines The Roast of Mattman

Headlines What’s up with the Hurricane in Jamaica? Where’s it at now?

Chase from yesterday’s Truth and Consequences we never heard from, he’s the lover in question if you will, now we get his side of the story, ol cheater dude sneaking around

He’s on the registry, turns out this guy is too, and yes, THAT registry Headlines Sports

A full Mattman's 50th Birthday Edition of TRG

Mattman’s grandkids call in for the big show Headlines

This edition of Truth and Consequences featured a sister coming clean to her brother, she’s been messing around with his best friend, also she’s married too so there’s that

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATTMAN: HOUR ONE It’s Mattman’s 50th birthday, also Fat Boy is a terrible gift giver Headlines Sports

A full Monday edition of TRG

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Time to Attack The Stack Mail Sack time, send your email to theriseguys@aol.com

Docking nipples, did we just hear that? Mattman’s taking his grand son out for Halloween and he has the perfect costume Headlines

Paige has all kinds of shit in her back yard and she lives in the city, damn animals are taking over Headlines Sports

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines She’s adventurous, he’s not, it’s not gonna work, right?

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Mattman’s traffic adventures, it could’ve turned ugly, thank God it didn’t Headlines

Various goings on this Friday morning Headlines Sports

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Some Best Damn Audio with a wasp going somewhere he shouldn’t be going

Headlines Open Phones with a hot situation, well maybe… you shouldn’t hook up in the kitchen, right?

The Mount Rushmore OF HELL, who’s on it? Do you agree? Fuck it if you do or don’t lol, we had fun fr tho

If you’re a Female rapper these days, your songs gonna make you look like a pin cushion lol Headlines Sports

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines Ol Red and Rowdy, they should breakup right?

Best Damn Audio returns

We get some feedback from yesterday’s truth and consequences, with them two dipshits Red and Rowdy lol Headlines

How the hell do you drink all day if you “schmooze” and do the corporate gig? PLUS, Paige has a new nickname and the story is hilarious Headlines Sports

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Ol dude says his girl lost too much weight

Headlines Where are we with the smelling salts? Let’s put it to bed one way or the other

It’s almost a big birthday Mattman, damn 50 and next week at that Truth and Consequences with two buddies and a proposal happening way too soon

We actually like doing housework, wasn’t raised to like it tho, we bitches? Headlines Sports

A full Monday edition of TRG

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Mattman got “community guidelined” on Facebook for horse playing with this ass, lol Open Phones brings us Jake, who isn’t happy his wife is losing all the curves he signed up for, is he an asshole because of it?

Somehow it came up about Mattman’s story about “stealing” candy from back in the day lol Here’s some Gein audio, Fat Boy won’t stop it by the way Headlines

It’s fun to do the Gein voice, until Fat Boy just turned him into a gay, Southern serial killer Headlines Sports

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines This dude, Jeff, is gonna be Negan at his company Halloween party, he got the damn bat too, he made the sum bitch

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There are a lot of superheroes, let’s think of a description and see if we find a matching hero Paige, shut the fuck up about this pussy hair waxing test already, jeez woman

Mattman taught his grand boy, Jasper, a hack, don’t say ambulance… say.. hospital truck lol Headlines Sports

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines She’s keeping gifts from her ex, yeah I’d be mad too

Headlines We got some feedback from the caller the other day about skipping his buddy’s funeral

More on Peckerwood lol Open Phones with Jeff, who’s going as Negan for a company Halloween party and yes, he made the bat himself, his wife ain’t happy about it either

Where the hell did Peckerwood come from and can we use it whenever? Headlines Sports

A full, well, last hour at least, edition of TRG

We’re back after some difficulties, thanks for sticking with us Headlines

Ol dude had the WORST date of his life, according to him A little BDA with President Trump

Still can’t believe Ozzy is gone, RIP buddy Since we’re on the subject, RIP to Hulk Hogan, all the legends are leaving us Do you have a nickname that you regret? Dick head, asshole lips, Darryl? Hahaha

Why we sound like asshole this morning? Please bare with us while we fix it

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines This chick only showers a couple times a week, could you put up with that?

Headlines Anonymous doesn’t wanna go to his friend’s funeral, is he an asshole for that?

We have a big meeting today we don’t wanna go to, shocker If you break up with, divorce, your ex, you shouldn’t keep the gifts right? This woman did and her new man ain’t happy about it

Food Courts are an outdated concept, also, food cars are a bad idea, we good Headlines Sports

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines Best Damn Audio from last Thursday sine Mattman laid out last Wednesday

Mattman revealed he stopped going to therapy, that’s a big step man The Sack is back baby, send your questions, comments, complaints to theriseguys@aol.com

So everybody is in Israel right now, literally right now Did you hear about this hot chick who rarely showers? WTF? Headlines

If you took karate at any point, don’t they teach you the sounds? Headlines Sports

A full Friday edition of TRG

PAIGE DOES YOUR TOP FIVE HOT DUDES LIST MATCH THIS ONE? WE GET AN EMAIL FROM A PSYCHIATRIST ABOUT A.I. CHEATING T AND C: I'M SICK OF TAKING YOUR MOTORCYCLE ON VACATION

OPEN PHONES: CHICKEN BISCUIT DOESN'T WANT HER MAN AROUND THEIR BABY ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY HUSBAND HAS AN A.I. SEX BOT OPEN PHONES: IS DIRTY TALK WITH A.I. CHEATING OR NO?

OPEN PHONES: WE ARE ABOUT TO MARRY EACH OTHER FOR THE THIRD TIME OPEN PHONES: JOHN IS THINKING TWICE ABOUT PATERNITY LEAVE OPEN PHONES: BETH GETS ON JOHN'S ASS ABOUT PATERNITY LEAVE

DO YOU CLOSE THE LID BEFORE YOU FLUSH? HEY JUG, HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW YOUR SPANISH? FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 328: THE FINAL FUSSIN HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW YOUR SPANISH? MATTMAN VS FB

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines This dude got a job he never has to go to

Best Damn Audio returns with a filthy mouth coach and a baby who might have just shit all over her entire back

Do you want to strengthen your asshole muscles? Listen to Mattman tell you how to Open Phones with Eddie calling in about a buddy of his new business idea and it’s a doozy lol Headlines

Mattman’s back, we back LIVE, suck it if you don’t like it hahaha, jk Headlines Sports

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY GREAT AUNT IS AN ASS H FAT BOY SAW AN OLD GUY NAKED AT THE GYM SPELLINBURG: PAIGE VS PARTY MAN DAN

OPEN PHONES: I MET A GIRL IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP OPEN PHONES: DO I DONATE SPERM? MY WIFE SAYS YES: PART ONE OPEN PHONES: DO I DONATE SPERM? MY WIFE SAYS YES: PART TWO

OPEN PHONES: MY WIFE MAKES ME GET MY ASS BLEACHED DO YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM IN FRONT OF YOUR PARTNER? OPEN PHONES: GOING TO THE BATHROOM IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER

HEY MATTMAN, HOW'S TINDER GOING? DID YOU JUST SEE A REAL LIFE PIMP MATTMAN? OPEN PHONES: I WANT TO GET CIRCUMCISED NOW OPEN PHONES: ANONYMOUS GOT CIRCUMSISED WHEN HE WAS 13

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Enjoy your new cup Paige

Anonymous is on the show because he doesn’t know if the job he has is legit or not, what should he do? Can he even do anything? He can cash a check, we know that much

Open Phones brings us Wendell, with some feedback on yesterday’s fat military conversation Open Phones with comments from current and former military members

There’s a blizzard on Everest, apparently a lot more people have conquered it than we thought Headlines with a crazy ex in Florida putting used tampons on her ex’s lawn Sports with more on the Mark Sanchez situation

A full Monday edition of TRG

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Headlines Did you hear what Pete Hegseth said about our military? A lot of people agree with him

Mattman checked out SC ComiCon Fall Edition over the weekend, and … nice costumes ladies lol Enjoy your new cup Paige..hahahha

The trophy is back but now we gotta investigate..maybe? Headlines asks if Taylor Swift mentioned the size of her man’s gimmick on her new album Sports with Mark “Dirty” Sanchez getting stabbed over the weekend in Indianapolis

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines Fussin time, send yours to theriseguys@aol.com

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So some companies are considering making people pay a fee to apply for a job, boy this ain’t a racket, right? Lol Headlines

Remember asbestos in schools? Didn't bother us hahah Headlines with more Chuck Wright information coming out about the pending indictments

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Trent might be the WORST friend ever.. especially if you ever got locked up

Headlines with the passing of Jane Goodall Rob Young from Borderlands Comics stops by to talk about SC Comicon Fall Edition, this Sunday

Have you seen the bird who won’t stop whistling September by Earth, Wind, and Fire? Lol, gotta be annoying Facebook Fussin, send your Fussins to theriseguys@aol.com

How do deaf people cuss? Also, old dude stole from his wife’s titty fund to buy football tickets lol Headlines with the Nirvana Nevermind cover kid losing his lawsuit against the band Sports with Braves manager Brian Snitker not returning next season

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines Am I Being An Asshole? Well, maybe his girl is

Door Dash Dave calls in and gives us an update Open Phones with Trent, who asks us..”Am I Being An Asshole?”

Tilly Norwood, who the hell is it? Is it a bad idea? Headlines

Are animals gay? Horses for sure, are horses hooking up? Headlines with Diddy getting sentenced soon Sports with random shit you probably didn’t care about, but need to know

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines The Riyadh Comedy Festival, would you have taken that “blood money”?

Headlines with Paige exercising in studio causing Mattman to say something he shouldn’t have lol McDonalds Monopoly game is back but remember why it went away? We do

The debut of a new bit, you call and we decide.. “Are You Being An Asshole?”

Let’s play a recall game, Matman thinks of somebody and Fat Boy watches him writhe trying to remember who it is lol Headlines with the secret KFC chicken recipe getting leaked?? Sports with a FAMU announcer in trouble with something he said over the loud speaker this past weekend

A full Monday edition of TRG

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The Riyadh Comedy Festival, it’s controversial and some comics didn’t take the money, would you have?

Door Dash Dave calls in and he’s going through a rough time right now, he needs some help Edith might know a thing or two about food truck guy from last week, he might need a new business plan Headlines

Can you guess the biggest suppository on the market? What you buy it for might surprise you tho lol Headlines with some shit Paige started saying to get us side tracked off what we were really talking about Sports with Steelers QB Skylar Thompson robbed in Ireland

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines with a shit ton of new words added to the dictionary This dude is about to be single, his girl has a roommate, a dude

The FOF Hotline is back with the bleep record dude, and he’s dealing with some vagrants in his neighborhood evidently. The FOF HOTLINE is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW: 864-241-4318

Chuck Wright indicted, we talk about it Party Man Dan calls in, you got beef with him Fat Boy? Headlines

We all over the place today, try to keep up Headlines with some dipshit stealing over 90 manhole covers Sports with a rare Tony Hawk skateboard selling for a shit ton of money

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines BDA with a special shout out to you young women out there

Mattman almost got scammed yesterday, cue the Mattman’s Conpsiracy Mystery theme Open Phones with Zach, who’s dealing with a roommate situation, his girlfriend has one.. a dude at that

Leo Dicaprio recently said he feels younger than he actually is, so how old do YOU feel? Really.. Headlines

Have you hunted for a specific item before? Well Fat Boy’s been looking for something for over ten years and he’s tired of looking for it Headlines with Cardi B getting her butt crack pierced Sports with Matt Shaw talking about missing the Cubs game to go to Charlie Kirk’s funeral

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines Truth and Consequences and tacos are his jam

Best Damn Audio returns with various clips from fake cameos for the Island Boys, and a clip you won’t understand, but it’s hilarious..sup Big Pookie lol

Jimmy Kimmel came back to his show last night, we have a portion of his monologue Headlines with a fat chick on a cruise getting stuck on a slide somewhere out in the fuggin ocean lol

Where the hell does our trash go? Also, I’m sure he bought you a fake ring on accident.. Headlines with Baywatch making a comeback to a tv near you Sports with Tom Brady and more about his flag football venture next year in Saudi Arabia

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Paige, this chick really ain’t digging your vibe

Headlines says most people keep their phones in their underwear Jimmy Kimmel is back on the air tonight

This edition of Truth and Consequences featured a husband about to tell his wife, “Yeah that RV I bought that you saw.. well it ain’t for you”.. This went about as well as you’d expect

Don’t give Paige a compliment, hahaha, she don’t agree with it Fat Boy you might watch too much tv, for real We about sick of all this corporate training we gotta take

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines Ol Dude is about to put an ATM at his wedding

Mattman took his grandson fishing for the first time Sack time, send your email to theriseguys@aol.com , and YOU could be on the next Sack

Do you like the new Limp Bizkit? It ain’t bad Fat Boy you piece of fat shit, you gonna go on Ozempic? Headlines with airplanes getting fitted with airbags now?

Have you heard your kid say anything that really surprised you? You know it’s happened Headlines with an asshole bus driver turning the heat up on his students, literally Sports with Stephanie McMahon named the first inductee into the WWE Hall Of Fame class of 2026

A full Friday edition of TRG

BDA: DON'T SPILL MY AKAHOLS OPEN PHONES: MY EX PAID OFF MY CAR, WHY THOUGH? OPEN PHONES: WE ARE PUTTING AN ATM AT OUR WEDDING

ANONYMOUS SAYS HIS WIFE IS UGLY OPEN PHONES: P1'S COMMENT ON ANONYMOUS SAYING HIS WIFE IS UGLY WE GET AN EMAIL FROM ANONYMOUS' UGLY WIFE MATT'S THERAPIST SAID THE AUTISM TEST IS BUNK

OPEN PHONES: I GOT DUMPED BECAUSE OF MY TEETH THEY FOUND NOAH'S ARK IN TURKEY WE LEARN WHAT "THE BOYFRIEND D" IS EDITH FROM CHATTANOOGA TALKING ABOUT PICKLE PARK

THE ORIGIN STORY OF ASSMOLE THE WORST BOSS IN THE WORLD AND HE'S A POLICE CHIEF FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 321 WHO SENT MATTMAN THE MYSTERY DINNER?

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines with a genius idea…BBCC’s Best Damn Audio

Paige, damnit why do you want to bodybuild? Devon is about to get married and he might have the greatest idea for anybody else to use if they’re getting married too

Jimmy Kimmel is done indefinitely, right move or not? Headlines with two flying cars in China crashing into each other

Farm questions, how do you make money off the animals, also, do you hear em bangin any? lol Headlines with a guy in scuba gear robbing a restaurant at Disney Springs recently Sports with Connor Shaw hospitalized after collapsing at this son’s football game last night

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines Don’t be cheating on your Daddy around these parts, we’ll expose you

It’s time for another double edition of Best Damn Audio, featuring horse hair, and news bloopers you don’t wanna miss

A casual conversation brought us into the fact that Mattman doesn’t know how his parents met Hey, while we’re talking about accents, let’s play “Guess That Accent” Headlines

Big Brown helps us guess what rapper we are trying to think of this morning and yes, she does have a big ass Headlines with the passing of Robert Redford Sports with Cal Raleigh making history for the Mariners last night

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines She borrowed boob money from her parents, is she going to give it back?

Headlines with Hulk Hogan, among others, being omitted from the Emmys Memorial segment Happy National G.E.D. Day Putting emojis on your kid pictures, why?

This edition of Truth and Consequences features a daughter taking up for her Dad, did she do the right thing? Did Dad know already? Lots of questions to be answered

Paige is stiffer than a bag of hammers, she needs a chiropractor Headlines with some fucked up story about Elton John getting diamonds in his kneecap? Sports with Tom Brady announcing he’s coming out of retirement….. to play flag football lol

A full Monday edition of TRG

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Headlines with whatever the fuck “glowup” is Open Phones with Anonymous, who took some money from her parents under false pretenses

More on the Charlie Kirk shooting, they arrested the alleged shooter

Songs you listen to on the way to school, Paige evidently had the worst selection lol Headlines Sports with Tom Brady teasing a huge announcement tonight

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines Facebook Fussin, send yours to theriseguys@aol.com

This week’s FOF Hotline is lit as pissed, including two ex in laws fighting The FOF Hotline is Open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

Paige, we were making a joke yesterday, I don’t think “Sackne” is a real condition Remember these Al Sharpton clips Headlines with Mark Hammill saying he was offered a part in Human Centipede

There’s newly released video from the Charlie Kirk shooting, we react Headlines says it’s National Video Game Day Sports with Jerry Lawler suffering another stroke

A full Thursday edition of TRG with special guest Attorney Rob Ianuario

Headlines with public bathrooms in China making you watch ads to get toilet paper Best Damn Audio

Headlines with Hulk Hogan’s estate and what’s to come next An edition of Ask An Attorney with Rob Ianuario

More on Charlie Kirk with attorney Rob Ianuario Facebook Fussin with special guest Rob Ianuario aka callrob.com

We talk about the shooting of Charlie Kirk, if you somehow missed it, with Open Phones

A full Wednesday edition of TRG that shoulda fuckin posted yesterday :D

Headlines WOW dude, she’s really kicking your ass lol

Best Damn Audio is back with more HR traning videos and a fart you’re gonna love, that might sound too good to be true

We get some feedback on the Charlotte train stabbing, somebody doesn’t agree with Fat Boy’s take on the whole situation Headlines

Not everybody’s a “content creator”, it just don’t work that way, so not everybody needs a mic in their house lol Headlines with some weird space shit story Paige picked, who knows WTF it was Sports with the dildos hitting the field in the NFL in week 1 lol

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Jackyl is in Greenville this Saturday night , so our boy Jesse James Dupree calls in to get ready for the show

The All Advice Show continues with Anonymous, who’s girl really gives it to him when they get drunk. So much so that he’s considering some odd methods when it comes to handling this situation lol Open Phones brought a lot of answers for ol Anonymous lol

The All Advice Show starts with Anonymous, who loves teaching, but doesn’t want to quit, her man wants her to tho.. What would you do? Headlines

More stories of finding pornos as a kid, plus Fat Boy reveals what trend of porn is gaining popularity that might be the grossest thing you’ve ever seen Headlines with Sopranos star Drea De Matteo finally going nude on her OnlyFans Sports with the Detroit Lions having the most expensive ticket in the NFL

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines with Sydney Sweeney putting on big weight for a new movie The FOF Hotline is open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

We talk about the awful bus stabbing in Charlotte over the weekend, since not many other people seem to be covering it

The angry Phillies fan, we got the audio, was she in the wrong? Headlines talks about “clock botching”

Mattman said if he could go back in time for one day he’d go to a Friday night he was at Myrtle Beach, wonder if he’d bust his own balls, lol Headlines with Charlie Sheen, AKA Bud Fox, talking about banging dudes in his past, hell yeah.. Sports with Buffalo and Baltimore having a boss as fucking game last night

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines Ol Ben said to hell with her boobs, GO DAWGS lol

We got trash issues on this week’s FOF Hotline, which is Open 24/7 by the way, so CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

Do you trust food trucks? Does it matter where they are attached Headlines

Starting your own business, do you ever worry if there’s enough “business” to go round? Headlines with some hemorrhoid info you NEED to know Sports with Mike Tyson’s next fight booked for 2026

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Best Damn Audio with Dolly Parton and how much she loved Johnny Cash

Headlines with a serial foot sniffer running around the state of Florida Damn Mattman, you making me feel old AGAIN

Paige we have questions about waxing pussies and other things, you up for a Q and A? lol Ben calls in for Open Phones to tell us he stole money from his wife’s titty fund to buy football tickets, essentially lol, guess he needed to clear his conscience

Here’s a trip down memory lane from one of the worst interviews we ever had lol Headlines with whatever shit Paige made up, lol Sports with an update on Sophie Cunningham since her MCL surgery

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines Dump the alcohol immediately

Best Damn Audio with a Dolly Parton clip that will get you hot for the rest of the day haha

We got the rarest mixed breed of people in the world, the list might surprise yoU Headlines with Paige missing ol dude she wanted to bang in high school, the Australian Tim Drinkwater lol

Where the hell does our trash go? Headlines with a lady in Japan getting scammed by an “astronaut” Sports with the new AP poll out

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines The FOF HOTLINE is Open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

So apparently Buford Pusser, the sheriff, killed his wife back in the day?.. WOW This might be the smartest football player that ever lived

Fat Boy’s son’s birthday is today, he’s 21 years old so what did Fat Boy do to celebrate? He dumped all the alcohol in his house Do you remember sneaking around to drink as kids? Headlines

Fat Boy tells stories he’s heard from frat boys, sorority sisters, bigs and littles, and why girls in South Carolina can’t have their own sorority house Headlines says people in their twenties have a hard time reading an analog clock Sports with your favorite College Football coach’s favorite country singer

A full Labor Day edition of TRG

OPEN PHONES: I WANT AN ABOVE GROUND POOL, DAMNIT SENIOR SHOUTOUTS: 2025 OPEN PHONES: FARM ANIMALS AND ALIENS, SHE SEEMS TO THINK SO

ANONYMOUS SAYS HIS WIFE IS UGLY WE GET AN EMAIL FROM ANONYMOUS' UGLY WIFE T AND C: I WANT AN ABOVE GROUND POOL, DAMNIT

OPEN PHONES: MY DAUGHTER WANTS ME TO FILM HER KID'S BIRTH ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY SON IS TAKING TWO BIG GIRLS TO PROM ANONYMOUS MOM SAYS HER SON GOT A HICKEY ON A FIELD TRIP

BDA: GAY PORN SCENE OR HR WORK VIDEO? OPEN PHONES: EDITH HAS FALSE TEETH OPEN PHONES: CHICKEN BISCUIT DOESN'T WANT HER MAN AROUND THEIR BABY ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY BUDDY NEEDS A PIECE OF MY LIVER

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines Ol Ricky Top, you ready to date bro?

This week’s FOF featured an angry resident of Anderson County SC, putting the entire county on notice The FOF Hotline is Open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

Mattman and Fat Boy saw something yesterday that defied denim hahaha Headlines

You damn Canadians, quit using the “u” in your words so much Headlines with what ever the hell “coffee badging” is Sports with Micah Parsons becoming the highest paid non qb in the league, but not from the Dallas Cowboys

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Best Damn Audio and you know we gotta play some farts

Did Ricky Top pick too big of an age range for his possible new woman? Paige you gonna body build? For real?

A little political minute from your favorite morning show lol Richy calls back in and we get an update from a couple weeks ago… he left school, remember?

Paige why the hell do you wear your phone around your neck? Headlines with a Dad who faked his death to be with a bitch that lived too far way lol, in UBekistan according to Paige hahaha Sports

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines Wait, you’re on the what list?...

Best Damn Audio, if you got some clips, GET AT US lol @ohmaffew and @fatboy933

How do deaf people cuss? We found out how lol Van calls in for Open Phones and he’s also on the sex registry

Somehow we get down the wormhole of bad breast implants and labia puffs, with pics of course Headlines with the latest on the Cracker Barrel situation Sports with Becky Lynch catching shit over the Ozzy comment she made on RAW this past Monday

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Mattman shares a pic with us all, he might not do it again

Headlines with turkey dicks, do you know how to find one? lol We have an idea but Fat Boy doesn’t wanna do it with restrictions..

This edition of Truth and Consequences featured Tommy, who’s on the registry, and he’s telling his girlfriend for the first time. This one had a twist that nobody expected tho

Can you tell if someone is lying to you? Drives you crazy when you can’t tho Headlines with neighbors, their yards, and DOG SHIT lol Sports with the NFL making history for the WRONG reasons, they cut what would’ve been the fattest player to ever play in the league

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines The FOF HOTLINE is Open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

Headlines tells us what the hell Shrekking is The Mail Sack, send your questions, comments, complaints to theriseguys@aol.com

Paige ran away from home as a kid, what? Why? And to San Francisco that rate Mattman shares a pic from his childhood he found recently, roast away lol

We just re-wrote Forrest Gump, it’s great as is but we had fun with it Headlines with Jeffrey Dean Morgan not confirming, or denying, that he jacks it twenty times a week Sports with Raja Jackson, son of UFC’s Rampage Jackson, beating the fuck out of a guy at a wrestling show over the weekend

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines with Paige lying about a “dine and dash” she allegedly took part in way back in the day Who the hell names they kid after a Pokemon character?

The FOF Hotline is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318 All kinds of good shits on here today, and you truckers.. better listen up

Hulk Hogan’s death investigation, there are a lot of questions more so than answers So a dude that chucked a dildo at a WNBA game that hit a 12 year old girl could get charged with sexual assault… that’s a bit excessive, right? Headlines with whatever the f quiet cracking is

Getting it on with some A.I.? You do you but.. ok.. Headlines with Paige saying some story I can’t remember but we had fun talking about other shit instead lol Sports with an update on Hulk Hogan’s death investigation

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Best Damn Audio

More on Paige working out and getting buff, does she know EVERYTHING is gonna get big tho? Lol (CLIT) cough, cough… Open Phones with Annie, who wants us to help prank her husband since she caught him lying about their new baby’s upcoming name… what? Lol

Paige is gonna be a bodybuilder now, WTF? Headlines with some new words for the dictionary

You know if things happened a certain way back when, we might not be here today Headlines Sports

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

The boss Mark Hendrix stops by to help us figure out where our award is The tale of Richy Top lol

Best Damn Audio featuring a bunch of jack fruits and some corporate training videos you’ve never seen but probably need to watch

Matt’s literally butt hurt Open Phones with Brent, who says Willie Nelson is definitely kicking our asses Headlines says people are nervous about a new haircut when they go to their barber

How did we get to our studio that we’ve been in for years now? Fat Boy recalls the story of how it happened and might have surprised Mattman with some info he’s never heard before Headlines with radioactive shrimp, lookout for that shit lol Sports with a rare MJ/Kobe card hitting the market that might break records

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines says when it comes to relationships, people say lying about age is a big deal breaker Willie Nelson is a damn black belt? No way he’s kicking our ass

Headlines with Paige literally saying the phrase “raw dogging the toilet seat” “Fuck That” isn’t always a good way to dodge a co worker hahahaha, love it tho Mattman

This Truth and Consequences featured ol Richy, who lied to his girl AND her Dad, is it too late to fix? We shall see…

Matt tells a pretty funny story of a high school friend of his back in the day who got scared during sex by a fart, his woman’s not his.. hahahah, dumb kids Headlines with some crazy bitch living out a Carrie Underwood song on her ex Sports with the NASCAR Xfinity Series getting a new sponsor for next year

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines The FOF HOTLINE is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

Willie Nelson is a black belt, but at a certain age karate don’t help in a fight, right? We got some new songs from Dan in Columbia, one is a damn banger

Nerds that carried video cameras back in the day, thank God we have that footage now Matt do your farts hurt? Headlines

We finally win an award, and it’s gone, so who took it? Headlines with the ghost of Eddie Van Halen?... Sports with Dana White commenting on Jon Jones’ chances of headlining the White House PLE next July

A full Friday edition of the show

Headlines Hey Mattam, you making me feel old…damnit

The FOF Hotline is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

Paige how the hell were you ever a ballerina? Your jugs were too big Speaking of Paige, we try to get in that head of hers and break it down a little

Gentrification, if you get a new home are you cool living somewhat in the hood? lol Headlines with something about a train horn in California, Paige kind of fucked it up to be honest with ya lol Sports with Joe Burrow causing a controversy for refusing to sign an autograph for a kid at 2 in the morning recently

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines You can’t even get you leg back enough to wipe ya own ass

Headlines with a dude with the biggest dick in the world falling in the shower and blaming it on said dick For the first time ever, and surely not the last, Damn Mattman, You Makin Me Feel Old

Mattman’s traffic situation, did his good deed bite him in the ass? A classic scam for yo ass

The flooding in Chattanooga is top of mind this morning, we feel for you Chattanooga P1’s Headlines with more about the floods in Chattanooga Sports with the most valuable NFL franchises and guess who’s number one?

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines with Fat Boy impersonating Paige’s late husband again, she loves it tho Tattoos and tattoos, oh my

WTF, Paige is selling dick candles now? Seriously?.... Best Damn Audio on deck baby

Country artists have cafes and restaurants, why don’t rappers tho? Sometimes we don’t know shit, and we don’t wanna look it up, we’ll just be dumb forever lol Headlines with whatever the fuck bi sexual tomatoes are

Talking about previous guests and how we give em kudos for even showing up Headlines says gossiping with your spouse will improve your relationship Sports with Tyrese Maxey looking for help… using a fuckin can opener hahaha

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Ronnie The Swinger ain’t getting off that easy, his girl is on hold

Headlines Did you see the fight in downtown Greenville this past weekend? Oh you know we got the video Did you hear about the girl with two vaginas? This is not a joke haha

This Truth and Consequences featured a tattoo artist who is done with this client and he definitely ain’t gonna give him his new tattoo he wants. Don’t know if we’ve broken up tattoo artists and clients before but here we go, HA

Hire us for a theme haunted house, we got great ideas Headlines with whatever the fuck Paige picked out, probably some celebrity bullshit HA Sports with UFC’s HUGE new streaming deal with Paramount Plus

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines The FOF HOTLINE is Open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

Headlines The Mail Sack is back with more answers than you can handle: send your questions, comments, complaints, to theriseguys@aol.com and YOU could be on the next Sack

A call to action for our Chattanooga P1’s Open Phones brings us Anonymous, who’s Ronnie the swinger’s girlfriend, and she’s got some things to clear up about Ronnie’s call last week

Fat Boy and Matt both have different times they say are the perfect times to grocery shop, plus Paige reminds us she could never eat an animal she’s friends with.. this seems to be triggering for some reason lol. Headlines with a store in Los Angeles getting looted for whatever the hell a labubu doll is Sports with an update on Connor Zilisch after falling in victory lane over the weekend

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines says Ghislaine Maxwell might get a cat in prison Dude she's got a lazy eye, so what..

The FOF Hotline is back BITCH, call it today, 864-241-4318

Animals get STD’s but do they get them from humans? Damn we hope not Paige as a madame, would that work? Did I spell that right? You know, a woman that runs whores, lol Headlines

Do you pilots have road rage in the air? How does that work? Headlines with Kelly Clarkson postponing her Vegas shows due to the passing of her ex husband Sports with MLB’s first Female umpire debuts this weekend

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines with dis bitch named Paige, HA Don’t drop all that damn meat son

Headlines with a naked woman getting stuck in a chimney in California Edith checks back in, been a while, we talked about drugs, storage units, and hooking up

Are you people not afraid of chiropractors now? These cracking videos are tough to watch man, lol Open Phones with Ronnie, who isn’t happy with his new found swinging situation

Which Paula Abdul song had the damn cartoon wolf? We ain’t lookin it up either.. ok we did eventually lol Headlines with funeral playlist interrupted by an ad about shitting a lot, lol Sports with another dildo getting tossed at a WNBA game

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines with a popular tourist attraction in Italy adding turnstiles because of “influencers” Is this real or not? More importantly, did he do it on purpose?

Best Damn Audio is back for a double dip with clips including a Spanish lady trying to learn English on a phone game and a Dad getting pranked by his son when he suddenly dropped all the meat his Dad just grilled.

We got some feedback from yesterday’s jewelry call, was the fake jewelry intentional? Headlines says the majority of people clip their toenails and have no idea where they end up

What’s your favorite church sign saying? Some of these are hilarious Headlines says the majority of people don’t wash their hands after they beat off Sports with Buffalo Bills qb Josh Allen’s odd pre game ritual

A full Tuesday, All Advice, edition of TRG

Headlines.. well it was suppose to be but we ended up talking about Paige’s hung brother and Matt’s Dad’s Phil’s big bush, RIP If you need a new church what do you look for in a new home?

The All Advice Show continues with Anonymous, who’s boyfriend got her some fake jewelry but did he do it on purpose?

The All Advice Show kicks off with Barry, who’s co-worker is stealing from work, but not how you’d think Headlines says you go to sleep too late

Did you hear about the General Lee jumping a fountain in Kentucky recently? WOW! Sounds like fun actually lol Headlines with a zoo in Europe asking for live animal donations to feed their lions Sports with more on Brock Lesnar’s return from a legal standpoint

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines with an accidental fall at an Oasis show recently The FOF HOTILNE is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW 864-241-4318

Headlines says the majority of people don’t change their underwear often Do you really need to flex in song form these days? Makes you wonder how product placement in music really works We gotta talk about Summer Slam and holy hell was it good

FINALLY, we win a damn award, no thanks to Fat Boy tho.. Open Phones brings us Anonymous, who’s tired of his church and might be looking for a change

Man we didn’t even get to everything we wanted to, made fun of Paige’s babysitter tho lol Headlines with the passing of actress Loni Anderson Sports with some WNBA futures you gamblers and dildo fans can wager on

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines says we eat too many microplastics, upon hearing this one said…”Fuck that homie” -Fat Boy Hey JUG, let’s do some Facebook Fussin

The FOF HOTLINE is Open 24/7, call now, 864-241-4318

Fat Boy can you get verification on the word C____ ? is it offensive? What is “outlaw country” music now? A lot of artists like to cuss more than need be on these songs… or talk about getting high Headlines

Hiking, for some reason you can only do it down here?? “Excited hiking guy” is annoying tho Headlines with more info about Hulk Hogan post autopsy Sports with a Carolina Panther who has six fingers on one damn hand lol

Headlines that somehow turned into asshole bleaching and a possible boys night? HA Is Yo Mama on Crack? According to this song she is

Headlines says William Shatner doesn’t want to die, he’s mid 90’s tho bro More with JUG, I mean we talked about all kinds of shit, good stuff man

A full Thursday edition of TRG

JUG is back in studio LIVE baby Facebook Fussin

Fat Boy saw a guy with a thick flat top yesterday and really wondered what it smelled like, “Do it smell like a cabbage patch kid?” lol Headlines with people getting facelifts because of “Ozempic mouth” Sports with something hilarious that happened at a WNBA game the other night

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines with Pete Davidson revealing he covered up a tattoo he had of Dave Chappelle Hey Three Dollar Bill, you don’t like that name? How about another?

Best Damn Audio returns for a two parter this week, including shitting at church and a grocery store Romeo

Is this Best Damn Audio clip dumb as shit? Help us decide Yesterday’s T and C, did Bill do the wrong thing by pursuing this on our show? Headlines with Katy Perry hooking up with Justin Trudeau now? That dude use to “run” Canada

Mattman talks about meeting Hank Aaron and how he wishes he could do that pic over now Headlines with Ozzy’s funeral planned for today Sports with Vince McMahon in a car wreck recently

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines with some caffeine info you wanna know Fatty’s got a gun…

Headlines with a story about Sydney Sweeney in jeans so you got Fat Boy’s attention A.I. is making these new movies look so great that maybe it’s not such a bad thing.

This edition of Truth and Consequences brought us Bill, who didn’t like his new nickname at work so he called a co-worker responsible for the name to ask him to stop and this one ended about how you’d expect

School starting back, hopefully no kids are hungover this morning listening to us Headlines says people wanna raise the driving age, and lower the drinking age Sports with an update on Deion Sanders

A full Monday edition of TRG.. still getting a gun Fat Boy?

Headlines with a special little gem for you Gastonians listening The FOF HOTLINE is Open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

Headlines with most popular states that attract the most tourists and you won’t believe who number one is Lethal vs Non Lethal? Benjie Mac will help you out FB

The Wal Mart stabbing from over the weekend, TF is wrong with people? Fat Boy wants to get a gun now, or maybe a weapon not as lethal

Did you see Kid Rock over the weekend? Nickelback? That was an odd lineup Headlines with inside jokes at work, evidently they’re good for your overall mental health Sports with Deion Sanders making a major medical announcement today

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines says we are starting to trust A.I. a little too much Brent are you really gonna go out with this chick again?

The FOF Hotline is back with some angry women this week. Call 864-241-4318, and YOU could be on the next FOF

R.I.P. Hulk Hogan, an icon gone Headlines

Yeah we know what happened yesterday but we’re saving that to give it the proper time, before that tho the weather is about to get really ugly Headlines aks “Do you wear deodorant when you’re home alone?” Sports with Butterbean talking about his sex addiction, obesity, and being fat as fuck for most of his adult life

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Some Best Damn Audio for you *peach emoji*

Mattman’s Conspiracy Mystery gets really private hahaha Open Phones with Brent and the worst date he ever had, he might not be wrong tho

Your posture is worse than you think, Fat Boy says his is the worst when he’s on the toilet Headlines with South Park making fun of Donald Trump’s gimmick, if you know what we sayin Sports with a health update on Ric Flair

What happens to our trash? Really, where’s it going? Can’t keep burying it Headlines

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines say Gen Z answers the phone without saying hello, who the hell taught em manenrs? She’s flying to vacation and not in the car

A two parter Best Damn Audio full of funny s**t you don’t wanna miss, including a dad who’s pissed his son woke him from his nap and Corey Taylor singing Spongebob

We remember the legend Ozzy Osbourne Headlines

How do song writers work? Do they write dirty songs first? Let’s try it Headlines with the passing of Ozzy, more on him later too Sports with a ton of fake autographs hitting the memorabilia market

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines says people are happier when they return to animals on vacation Man let me get a drink real quick

Headlines with a new reality show with virgins only.. called, “Are You My First?” What state can you live the longest in with your retirement? The answer might surprise you

This edition of Truth and Consequences featured a lady telling her dude that she’s sick of his motorcycle, but mainly she’s sick of riding behind him separately because he wants to ride his damn bike everywhere, she doesn’t want one of her own tho, so what’s really going on here?

Foreign exchange students, did you have one? And did they all come from Germany? Headlines with the passing of actor Malcom Jamal Warner, or as Paige called him Malcom Jalar Warmer Sports with a possible name change AGAIN for the Washington Commanders?

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines with a dude high on Tobasco sauce and trying to fight people The FOF Hotline is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

The Mail Sack is back with a twist, HEAT MAIL baby, lol Send your questions, comments, complaints to theriseguys@aol.com and YOU could be on the next sack

Missed interviews from the past, was it us that botched em? Oh, Rob Schneider still owes us an apology damnit Let’s have a little sound drop fun, welcome to TRG’s Sound Drop Cafe Headlines with teabags and “Vietnamese eye goggles”, which Fat Boy completely mis said and it ended up being a real thing anyway

Remember “Where’s The Beef?”, how did that all come about? Headlines with the whole Coldplay cheating scandal, if you missed it somehow Sports with Jon Jones picking his retirement fight and Dana White saying, “Not so fast buddy..”

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines Hey Dad, film the birth for me…

The FOF HOTLINE is back with more piss and vinegar than we know what to do with THE FOF HOTLINE is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

Paige why the hell so many jobs? Really tho… Chris from Tennessee calls back, with his Mom, in a much better mood this time Headlines with a guy in Florida renting a boat and driving it to Cuba

Eating with your eyes, yeah you heard that right Headlines with Trump’s latest medical condition Sports with SHAQ, and he has a message for RG3

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines with a sure way to stop A.I. at the drive thru line Dirty mouth kids and farts, nice

Could you leave your partner for a million bucks? The amount of people who agreed will shock you Open Phones with Tom, who is having a situation with his pregnant daughter..

Fat Boy you dumbass, you can’t hum a song and the phone know what it is. How do you find out what it is tho? Headlines says it's national tattoo day

Fat Boy just discovered a new gender, lol, plus other stuff we catch up on Headlines with a serial ass slapper in Idaho Sports with Bengals rookie Shemar Stewart leaving the team to go back to college to play football

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines with Annabelle, where the hell is the doll? He isn’t cheating, the A.I. isn’t real

Another edition of BDA, with some foul mouth kids Paige are these dudes hot? Don’t think about it, answer honestly, who you wanna bang?

We get an email from a psychiatrist about yesterday’s husband “cheating” with his A.I. sex bot The NYC floods are out of control, but the numbers don’t really add up Headlines with a list of everybody’s favorite curse words

Tattoo recommendations, you’re better off asking Mattman for that, he’s about to get some new ones too Headlines with a new dating app called “Single Riders” Sports with Teddy Bridgewater suspended for being a great coach? Lol

A full Tuesday, All Advice, edition of TRG

Headlines with people on TIkTok using Sharpies as lip liner Well Mattman, looks like you’re gonna be at the DMV a little longer buddy

The All Advice Show continues with Anonymous, who caught her husband being dirty with an A.I. bot, is it cheating? P1’s weigh in The Grand Canyon, Texas floods, thoughts with you all

The All Advice Show kicks off with a guy who is either a bad friend, or taking care of his own body. His buddy might be asking too much from him, like a piece of his liver Open Phones with Anonymous having issues with his girlfriend’s 17 year old, smart mouth son

Collectibles from back in the day, everybody thought they’d retire off of California Raisins and Days of Thunder toy cars lol. Headlines with a guy in Florida busted for stealing sex toys and ice cream from his local Wal Mart Sports with Conor McGregor busted for sending unsolicited pics to a rapper, female btw lol

A full Monday edition of TRG, we back baby

Ozzy had his farewell tour while we were on vacation, is he really done? Plus it raised a shit ton of money for charity Headlines says happy mac and cheese day

Big Brown calls in to give his Superman movie review, Fat Boy saw it too, will they agree? People are sleeping with their mouths taped shut, it’s a billion dollar industry.. why?

Mattman went to Gatlinburg last minute for a mini vacay last week, he was suppose to go to Sonoma with Jeremy Clements but he didn’t.. why tho? Headlines with Tom Morello and Dave Draiman feuding over Israel and Palestine

We’re back after the break with so much going on, including Mattman describing someone perfectly, so much so that everybody knows somebody that looks like this… Headlines with Trump threatening to revoke Rosie O’Donnell’s citizenship Sports with a Mike Leach story you won’t believe, it’s GREAT, lol

A full Friday edition of TRG, we back Monday baby

T AND C: YOU AREN'T HAVING YOUR BABY IN MY BATH TUB ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY EX HAS HIV AND MY WIFE IS PISSED ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY EX CO WORKER IS STALKING ME

HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW YOUR SPANISH? MATTMAN VS FB OPEN PHONES: WE ARE ABOUT TO MARRY EACH OTHER FOR THE THIRD TIME BDA: I'M GONNA ROCK YO MEATBOX

BDA: FURNITURE STORE FOR EVERY COLOR OPEN PHONES: CHEECH AND CHUBBS SOUNDS HIGH RIGHT NOW OPEN PHONES: HEY MATTMAN, TELL THE OCEAN LAKES STORY AGAIN

BDA: DON'T SPILL MY AKAHOLS PAIGE'S NEW GOOBER SONG OPEN PHONES: MY EX PAID OFF MY CAR, WHY THOUGH? WOULD YOU SEE A HOLOGRAM CONCERT?

A full Thursday edition of TRG

EMAIL: I'M FIGHTING WITH MY WIFE OVER OUR DAUGHTER'S ACTIVITIES ZIPPER LANES IN TRAFFIC, MATTMAN HAS A VIDEO OPEN PHONES: FARM ANIMALS AND ALIENS, SHE SEEMS TO THINK SO

ANONYMOUS SAYS HIS WIFE IS UGLY OPEN PHONES: P1'S COMMENT ON ANONYMOUS SAYING HIS WIFE IS UGLY WE GET AN EMAIL FROM ANONYMOUS' UGLY WIFE

ANONYMOUS MOM SAYS HER SON GOT A HICKEY ON A FIELD TRIP OPEN PHONES: MITCH TELLS ANONYMOUS HICKEY MOM TO RELAX EDITH FROM CHATTANOOGA TALKING ABOUT PICKLE PARK OPEN PHONES: MICAH GOT KIDNAPPED BY HIS MOM

MATTMAN'S AUTISM TEST: PART ONE MATTMAN'S AUTISM TEST: PART TWO MATT'S THERAPIST SAID THE AUTISM TEST IS BUNK SENIOR SHOUTOUTS: 2025

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

OPEN PHONES: I GOT DUMPED BECAUSE OF MY TEETH OPEN PHONES: HANG UP ALREADY MICHAEL OPEN PHONES: THE BOY SOBER MOVEMENT

ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY SON IS TAKING TWO BIG GIRLS TO PROM TEXT AND FEEDBACK FROM ALL ADVICE PROM MOM'S CALL ALL ADVICE SHOW: SHOULD I LET MY KIDS GO TO SENIOR WEEK?

OPEN PHONES: I SMOKED WEED ON EASTER AND IT CHANGED MY LIFE THE FIRST EVER SPERM RACE IS TODAY, REALLY.. DID ANYBODY WATCH THE SPERM RACE?

RIP MARY THOMAS HARRIS OPEN PHONES: P1'S REMEMBER MATT'S MOM MARY BDA: HOCKEY AND SCOTTISH BOOBIES PASSING DOWN GRAVE PLOTS FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

BDA: THE RAPPING PREACHER OPEN PHONES: SHE ASKED ME HOW MUCH MONEY I MAKE OPEN PHONES: FEEDBACK ON MONEY IN RELATIONSHIPS

THE WEIRDEST EMAIL WE'VE EVER GOTTEN, WHAT'S IN THE BAG? OPEN PHONES: BRENT MIGHT HAVE TO SELL HIS MASTERS TICKETS TO HIS BOSS THERE'S A NEW MATTMAN FARM SONG, AND IT'S GREAT

PAIGE GETS PRANK REVENGE ON MATTMAN WITH GLORIA JEFF HARDY MATTMAN'S SC COMICON REVIEW, MEETING STING

THE BIRTHDAY ROAST OF FAT BOY: PART ONE THE BIRTHDAY ROAST OF FAT BOY: PART TWO BDA: STROKE REPORTER AND MR T. HEY DOLLY, IT WAS OUR IDEA FIRST

A full Monday edition of TRG

OPEN PHONES: DILDO DEREK, WILLA'S BOYFRIEND CALLS IN T AND C: I PEED ON YOUR WEDDING ALBUM OJ AUCTION AND DOG FIGHTING RINGS

MMCM: PETER BERGMANN, THE MAN WHO NEVER EXISTED OPEN PHONES: MY BOYFRIEND HAS TOO MANY SEX TOYS DEREK, WILLA'S BOYFRIEND, LEAVES US A VOICEMAIL

OPEN PHONES: MY MOM HAS A BOYFRIEND IN PRISON OPEN PHONES: I HAVE ADVICE FOR THE MOM DATING THE PRISONER BRET "THE HITMAN" HART

DO YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM IN FRONT OF YOUR PARTNER? OPEN PHONES: MICHAEL GOT HIT BY TWO TRUCKS AT ONCE FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 315 OPEN PHONES: THE TOW TRUCK DRIVER FROM THE FOF HOTLINE CALLS IN

A full Friday, Fourth of July edition of TRG

FAT BOY DROVE TO ATLANTA TO GET A POT PIE IF A KID WANTS TO WORK, LET THE KID WORK FAT BOY GOT HIS DAD'S ASHES BACK

SPELLINBURG: PAIGE VS PARTY MAN DAN MMCM: BOBBY DUNBAR, THE MISSING KID ALL ADVICE SHOW: I'VE LOST ALMOST ALL MY SAVINGS

OPEN PHONES: I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE A 20 YEAR OLD SON OPEN PHONES UPDATE: I MIGHT HAVE A 20 YEAR OLD SON BDA: ANGRY GRANNY WANTS TO WATCH RASSLIN

HAPPY 73RD BIRTHDAY TO MATT'S MOM MARY FAT BOY DONATED HIS DAD'S BODY TO SCIENCE MMCM: I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS: PART ONE MMCM: I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS: PART TWO

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Open Phones with a request that we’ve never accommodated before… She reads her own email to her man, he don’t have to be apart of their kid’s life if he doesn’t want to be

It really is a pain in the ass to avoid telling people what we do for a living, so we give up lol Headlines

Show us how to make money, like literally how is it made? Headlines with Chuck E Cheeses opening adult arcades Sports with Michael Jordan’s Chicago mansion available on Air BnB if you got the dough

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Dude, take the damn paternity leave already

Two editions of Best Damn Audio, because there’s too much NOT to work in Fat Boy turned down a free meal, is hell freezing over?

Suppositories and good music, we weave em together The Ring Of Fire Headlines asks if we should ban left hand turns

Looks like we ruined a few prop bets for those who thought we wouldn’t be here today, lol Headlines with a guy busted for having a shit ton of beer cans inside his car, he was drunk too Sports with Adrian Peterson in a possible new celebrity boxing match against a poker player, who gives a shit? The undercard might be good

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

More with Edith, why you so pissed in this clip? Lady where the hell you really from?

Headlines with a guy smuggling drugs up his asshole in tinfoil and the nurse found it What’s up Looper? What’s up Edith?

Matt’s daughter is the legacy contact on his cell phone now, so look… there are some things on there you might wanna avoid lol Open Phones brings us John, who was offered paternity leave but might be having second thoughts. Then Beth calls in and reams John a new asshole lol, she really got into it

Job shadowing, would you do it as an adult? Some might have boring jobs Eight hours of sleep is a myth, you don’t need nowhere near that shit Sports with a rare Michael Jordan autographed rookie card going for millions at a recent auction

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines The FOF HOTLINE IS OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

Rob Ianuario calls in so Mattman can tell him about a story that happened over the weekend that may or may not involve the attorney to the stars, and everybody else The Diddy trial has been very lackluster and it’s virtually over

The Dukes are back?.. What the hell just happened in Kentucky over the weekend? Where the hell is North, South Carolina? Listen to this lady drive Bill Cosby nuts on an old tv show episode Headlines

Where the hell everybody at this week? Headlines with Tom Brady trying to bang Sydney Sweeney Sports with some dipshit getting a Travis Kelce tattoo on his leg for free energy drinks

A full Friday edition of TRG, the FOF Hotline, and so much more

Headlines Edith you use to be fat as shit man, WOW!

The FOF Hotline is back, this week with a janitorial engineer calling on everybody to not hide an accident if you ruin a bathroom, this dude wants you to tell people you shit everywhere, um no bud, we ain’t doing it The FOF HOTLINE IS OPEN 24/7, Call Today, 864-241-4318

Matt remembers a friend of his growing up and what exactly was wrong with his Mom, also Fat Boy remembers the time a friend of his Mom’s named her fat white baby after Samuel L Jackson and he didn’t know who that was at the time Headlines

If you’re a dude and you love wine… you might not love women, right? hahaha Headlines says it’s hard for parents to recover from traveling, takes at least two days Sports with friend of the show, and former guest, good ole J.R. announcing he’s officially cancer free

A full Thursday edition of TRG, including us saying BUMP the format, we call it in the ring brother :D

Headlines but we talked more about Paige’s neighbor who wants to eat her out real bad to be honest, lol This kid’s really sweaty, in all the places you’d guess he’d be sweaty

Just Ram it, George Jones’ last song, other songs that probably shouldn’t have happened Chris calls in about collecting cards and ends up being an asshole before he hung up haahha

Open Phones with Michael from Lenoir City TN who really hates his Mom evidently Edith calls in about Michael, also drops a bomb on us that she use to weigh so fuckin much lol Headlines

We haven’t forgotten about you New Orleans, also we love you LIVE listeners Mattman’s got an email that we gotta address

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines with sleep divorce and what exactly that is Dude you’re gonna marry her for the third time? DON’T

Best Damn Audio, might be the best one ever Ok, take two, let’s try that again lol, a FULL Best Damn Audio

Trump’s F bomb yesterday has got us a little jealous to be honest Fat Boy’s turn to come with the The Ring… but what?... “The Ring of Fire” maybe?.. Headlines says nightmares might actually kill you

Fun with who might have owned Mattman’s farmhouse way back in the day, revolutionary war soldiers? Headlines with fans saying ACDC should permanently break up after video of their last performance Sports with Cooper Flagg expected to be the top pick in tonight’s NBA Draft

A full Tuesday edition of TRG, Fat Boy's King Of The Onion Rings baby, legit for real..

Headlines explains why old people smell…old..lol Pee on the floor, you’ll love it… gross tho

Why does the power company want us to conserve in the heat? Are we really THAT taxing? Open Phones brings Anonymous, who’s about to get married for THE THIRD DAMN TIME, is he nuts?

Who will be the King of The Onion Rings?.. Everybody loses to be honest.. Headlines with Brad Pitt going to AA after his divorce from Angelina Jolie

We have a list of people we’d love to talk to, and just ask..”What happened?”.. Headlines says Miley Cyrus is an asshole during her meet and greets

We back baby, LIVE, a full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines Como Estas Amigos and Amigas, how well do you know your Spanish?

The Mail Sack is back answering all your queries, can you get in? Sure, email theriseguys@aol.com and YOU could be on the next edition of.. The Sack.

What happened to the urinals that went to the floor, also, how do you help a young family member in the bathroom without looking weird? Mattman’s got an idea for a competition that lasts the rest of the week, are you down Fat Boy? Headlines says Nick Cannon can’t remember the names of all his damn kids

We’re back LIVE, Mattman tells the story of smoking weed and hooking up with a chick at the same time at a haunted establishment WAY back in the day.. Of course Fat Boy had questions.. Headlines with Alanis Morrisette not sure how to deal with dudes wanting to bang her when she was coming up in the music biz Sports with the retirement of UFC fighter/famous coke head Jon Jones

A full Friday edition of TRG

OPEN PHONES: I GOT MY GIRL A MOLD OF MY JUNK FOR VALENTINE'S DAY OPEN PHONES UPDATE: I GOT MY GIRL A MOLD OF MY JUNK OPEN PHONES: I'M DATING AN OLD TEACHER OF MINE, DO I TELL HER?

BDA: XAVIER LEGETTE AND FECAL PEOPLE FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 316 MMCM: SOBER SUE, MAKE HER LAUGH AND WIN BIG MONEY

OPEN PHONES: TIFFANY SAYS HER MAID OF HONOR IS TOO FAT OPEN PHONES: TIFFANY'S MAID OF HONOR HOLLY CALLS IN OPEN PHONES: GOING TO THE BATHROOM IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER

MATT AND FAT BOY SWAP SQUIRREL STORIES MIKE IS AN EX CON WHO WISHES HE COULD VOTE BDA: I'M NOT A MA'AM DAMNIT ALL ADVICE SHOW: I DON'T WANT MY DEAD GRANDPA'S STUFF

A full Juneteenth edition of TRG, enjoy

THE ESCAPED SOUTH CAROLINA MONKEYS, WE HAVE QUESTIONS BDA: CHOP SUEY KARAOKE AND MESSING WITH CARTS YOU WANT YOUR WOMAN TO HAVE A LITTLE BITCH IN HER

ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY GIRL HAS A NIPPLE FETISH OPEN PHONES: I DON'T WANT TO TELL MY WIFE WHO I VOTED FOR OPEN PHONES: THREESOME HORROR STORIES

PARTY MAN DAN KNOCKED HIMSELF OUT THE OTHER DAY WE SAW TERRIFIER 3, THE MOVIE MAKING EVERYBODY SICK WHAT'S THE SICKEST MOVIE YOU'VE EVER SEEN?

BDA: LISTEN TO THIS FOUL MOUTH LITTLE KID OPEN PHONES: MICHAEL THE CHAPLIN FROM CHATTANOOGA OPEN PHONES: I KNOW WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT MY DAUGHTERS MMCM: THE CLEVELAND BALOON FEST OF 1986

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

VINCE DOESN'T WANT TO DIVORCE DURING THE HOLIDAYS ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY BROTHER IS AN ADDICT AND LIVES WITH ME OPEN PHONES: HOMELESS PEOPLE AND HELPING ADDICTS

BDA: MM VS FAT BOY: THE LAUGH SHOW AND A BAD WITCH PARTY MAN DAN HAD A GIRL OVER DURING THE HURRICANE STRIP CLUB MEMORIES AND A GUY STOLE A LAP DANCE

T AND C: I ACTUALLY TRIPLED DAD'S INVESTMENT YOU DUMMY ALL ADVICE SHOW: SHOULD I BLOW THE WHISTLE ON THIS RESTAURANT? FAT BOY GOT A WEIRD DIET TIP FROM A FRIEND

T AND C: I'M NOT HAVING A THREESOME WITH YOUR WIFE OPEN PHONES: AMBER TURNED 18 AND GOT OFFERED A THREESOME OPEN PHONES: UNCLE OR DAD? THE DNA RESULTS ARE IN PIGSKIN PUNISHMENT: PAIGE GETS A FARM FACIAL

A full Tuesday edition of TRG, back tomorrow baby

ALL ADVICE SHOW: I HAVE SEX DREAMS ABOUT MY UNCLE STATES WE DON'T WANT TO TRAVEL TO: PART ONE STATES WE DON'T WANT TO TRAVEL TO: PART TWO

ALL ADVICE SHOW: I WANT A FEMALE ROOMMATE OPEN PHONES: MY GIRL DOESN'T TAKE HER BRA OFF DURING SEX BDA: COME BACK MAFFEW

PARTY MAN DAN MIGHT BE GETTING SCAMMED: PART ONE PARTY MAN DAN MIGHT BE GETTING SCAMMED: PART TWO OPEN PHONES: MY COUSIN BLOCKED ME OVER POLITICS

OPEN PHONES: DO I DONATE SPERM? MY WIFE SAYS YES: PART ONE OPEN PHONES: DO I DONATE SPERM? MY WIFE SAYS YES: PART TWO BDA: I DON'T SELL CRACK SPELLINBURG: MATTMAN VS FAT BOY

A full Monday edition of TRG featuring Mattman vs Fat Boy in "How Well Do You Know Your Spanish?"

Headlines The FOT HOTLINE is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

How well do you know your Spanish? We found out last week with Paige vs Jeremy Clements, now Mattman and Fat Boy take the test

Is everybody a damn amateur cop/sleuth these days? Celebrities probably shouldn’t do it Edith calls in, as soon as we found out she has fake teeth of course we had some questions as only we could ask them HA Headlines

Can we agree that if it weren’t for the confederate flag, that fairs wouldn’t exist? Headlines with both of us slipping today, lol Sports with an update on the proposed Rocker v Mahomes fight

A full Friday edition of TRG, with the FOF Hotline and so much more

Headlines Facebook Fussin, send yours to theriseguys@aol.com

The FOF HOTLINE is back for another week of piss and vinegar, it’s Open 24/7 by the way, CALL NOW 864-241-4318

We definitely do not miss urinal troughs , please never bring those back Headlines with the dogs most likely to get diarrhea

Happy Friday The 13th, it’s the only one of the year, plus camp memories from way back Headlines Sports with an Eagles fan getting a Jason Kelce tattoo in his honor

A full Thursday edition of TRG, with the last Fussin EVER?.. At least for now ;D

Headlines Well, look at Mr. Two Time Grandpa over here, lol

Headlines says when it comes to hotels, people don’t want a front desk anymore Best Damn Audio asks the question, “bad porn movie? Or back talking the boss?”

Facebook Fussin, the fate… We read your comments about killing Fussin, IN AN ALL NEW.. Facebook Fussin

The year is flying by bro, really is, plus, Paige lives in the hood Headlines Sports

A full Wednesday edition of TRG, featuring Open Phones, with Big Brown, Doug the fundraiser, and more

Headlines Hey, who wants to have a kid in a bath tub?

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