The Rise Guys Podcast episodes

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines Anonymous about to quit school on the first day, don’t do it yo..

We got to talking about Batman the tv show and what was the spray that made him horny? Also, did Alfred really kill Batman’s parents so he could traffic him? Maybe… Best Damn Audio is back baby, this might be the strongest one we’ve had in a minute

WTF is “Summerween?”, well to commemorate it, here’s the time Fat Boy sat in an open grave years ago during a haunted trip We revisit yesterday’s calls between Anonymous, who’s quitting school at 17, and her Mom trying to talk some sense into her Headlines

The Trump escape ruse over the last few days was kind of clever, check it out if you didn’t see it What kind of shake was that again Mattman? Headlines

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Mail Sack time baby

Headlines Anonymous called last hour to quit school, now her Mom’s on the phone with us

Fat Boy, you gonna have everybody saying “Big German Bitch now”..lol Open Phones brings us Anonymous, who’s going to school for the first day of the new year but it might be her last… she gonna quit?

When you hate people, or fought dirty, you use to piss on people, so why aren’t we doing that anymore? Lol Headlines

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines Dude got a job offer in Miami, can he afford to take it?

Mattman relieved himself, pissed outside, at the farm recently and had quite the audience, his donkey Banjo staring at him while he’s pissing lol The Mail Sack is back baby, theriseguys@aol.com if you were wondering

These political ads are getting nasty these days, too nasty maybe Hey Fat Boy, can you fit in this 3X costume? Something’s wrong if you can’t, fatty Headlines

Economy, who’s making our damn weapons, and various other shits we get into here RIP to the celebs we lost this weekend Headlines

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Al Sharpton can’t read for shit lol, makes for great tv

The access to information we have now as far as traveling goes is really sick, speaking of, wanna go to Nepal? Where the fuck is it Fat Boy says… To be honest I can’t remember the other shit we did here

Have you heard about the “Gold Bar Scam” going around New York City? Mattman’s Conspiracy Mystery Headlines

School’s back in, it’s almost football season, we made up some new cheers hahah No Paige, that’s not how you say his name, funny as shit tho… Headlines

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

The flow continues, remember these commercials from back in the day? Parents are damn excited school is back in, they ready to kick these kids to the curb

Headlines Emily’s Mom is going to the mountains with a dude she met last week… hang on now.

We get sidetracked again because Fat Boy found a new Al Sharpton compilation Did you hear about Linda Blair and the 251 dogs she has on her property in California, that’s a bit much maybe.. Headlines

Mattman had a red tail hawk land on his table outside yesterday, Fat Boy saw a video where two friends each saw a different owl in their yards recently… where the hell are these dudes coming from? Are scientists watching Black Mirror and trying to make the shit really happen? Check this out…. Headlines

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines More songs from Dan in Columbia

Headlines Great question Mattman, if you could legally beat the shit out of somebody, how fast does that person’s name come to your mind?

More on the Nancy Guthrie kidnapping case, two ransom letters have been released Open Phones brings us Emily, who’s not a fan of how her newly single mom is acting now when it comes to these dudes

What’s in the mystery box this morning, well it’s crocheted… and it might look like a hammer Matt To The Bone has been stuck in our heads all day yesterday, good job Dan from Columbia..

A full, and wild, Monday edition of TRG

Headlines The FOF Hotline is Open 24/7, CALL NOW 864-241-4318

Paige drops a line here that nobody wrote for her, she’s working wild today lol. Also, Mattman talks about pain after losing a shit ton of weight and how Fat Boy thinks Mattman’s doctor is full of shit lol Dan has been busy lately, so we check in on some of his submissions to the show

Our Summerslam review, not a bad show Can we stop with the damn Puerto Rico song already? Headlines

Mattman and Fat Boy recount stories of people they worked with back in the day and how wild they were, but in reality, were Mattman and Fat Boy just timid little bitches? Probably, HA RIP Vincent Pastore aka Big Pussy from The Sopranos Headlines

A full Friday edition of TRG, shit got wild today in the eight o'clock hour, just so ya know lol

Headlines Here's some shit we did yesterday, can't remember what it was, I'm tired boss hahaha SHIT

The FOF HOTLINE is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318... This might be one of the wildest ones we've done in a long time

Mattman had an observation about a certain race of people that we talked about, and it felt good to get it out there, positively of course Open Phones on a Friday Headlines

Books suck, fuck em, reading sucks, don’t do it kids How many damn basketball players are over 7 feet now? This kid in Florida is taller than Wemby Headlines

A full Thursday edition of TRG, good shit on here today

Headlines Best Damn Audio

Headlines Rod calls in for Open Phones, he has a situation where he owed a buddy a bunch of money, well guess what?.. his buddy is no longer with us, so did the debt die with him?...

Vince McMahon is almost cleared of his legal situation that’s been going on for a bit, not a good situation to be in, must be tough when it comes to money and allegations Party Man Dan checks in, where you been dude? He’s got a health update, kind of…

Paige talks about moving here and why she did, old story we never heard, you never know what the fuck we finna talk about when HA How the hell did Shoeless Joe Jackson die? I don’t think we ever really knew.. Headlines

A Wednesday edition of TRG, with some good ass BDA you don't wanna miss

Headlines Truth and Consequences with a shit ton of inflatable play toys

Per our earlier conversation, did OnlyFans kill the strip club business? Shit we hope not Best Damn Audio, good stuff this week

Why did Al Sharpton lose his tv show? Give it back to him, remember all these fuck ups he had? Lol Ladies there’s a flowchart for success, determined by our society, and if you don’t follow it.. well you might not make any money Headlines

Money talk this early in the morning, plus a couple other things we were wondering about We trying to book more damn comedians on the show, we have fun with em, bare with us tho… Headlines

A full Tuesday edition of TRG; featuring an impromptu Truth and Consequences with a shit ton of inflatable jumpies for the kids lol

Headlines Chris just dodged an intervention, but he might not be so lucky next time

Headlines Fat Boy are you really too fat to knit? Did we just hear that? Edith made it back to Chattanooga but of course had a wild time in Greenville while she was here

Open Phones brought us a woman who’s tired of her husband trying to make the next big buck, well he might have found it, inflatables, you know for parties and shit. So we talked her into an impromptu Truth and Consequences because this business needs a damn shot in the arm….

Let’s get a good Tuesday show going, Mattman heard of a story where a woman stole a ton of money, guess where she put it? We listen to All Night Long by Lionel Richie, is he conjuring up a voodoo curse and we didn’t know about it? Fuck Headlines, here’s a scam lol

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines Stephy wants to date Paige, can she talk her into it?

Chris calls in on his way back home, he got a heads up on his intervention last Friday so he skipped town to miss it, maybe he should consider listening to his people tho….

Mattman’s road rage traffic story was so gripping it made Paige say a bad word, starts with an F lol What the hell is going on in Asheville these days? Headlines

We rarely sign our names anymore, plus autograph seekers, why? Shit ain’t worth much usually People keep destroying flock cameras Headlines

A full WILD Friday edition of TRG

Headlines Facebook Fussin with Edith from Chattanooga

Headlines Fat Boy’s 25th high school reunion is coming up, is he gonna go?

Did you see the video of the Drive and the Spartanburgers fighting last night? Upstate SC making it boys lol Open Phones with Stephy, who’d love a couple of rounds with Paige evidently

Our website bios are changed, shorter the sweeter right? Headlines

A full Thursday edition of TRG with Edith from Chattanooga LIVE in studio

Headlines Best Damn Audio

If you haven’t heard the wild story of Edith’s dancing days, here ya go Who makes our military uniforms? Is it a name like Hilfiger or Ralph Lauren?.. Damn Hugo Boss did the German unis in WW2

Hey Edith, you drove a long damn way to see us Fussin

Edith from Chattanooga is coming in today for Fussin, should be fun Headlines

A full Wednesday edition of TRG, some good BDA here too

Headlines Truth and Consequences

Best Damn Audio returns with some good shit, local too, crack pipes, wigs, and weaves lol

Yes, that was THE song to that secret gross website we use to go to back in the day lol A.I. is really getting outta hand, for real… Headlines

For some reason we remember bits and pieces of the names of “home grown terrorists” but should we give them that shine? Some stuff you never forget tho We keep getting tricked by the company with fake emails, which leads to more training, #bullshit lol Headlines

Headlines Mail Sack is back baby

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Headlines I forgot what else we did here to be honest lol

This Truth and Consequences featured two people, about to get married, that don’t wanna give each other any room to negotiate.. this was a fun one

Paige cleaned the studio, hey fuck, we have people for that lol. Also, you should really carry your own pen Old VHS tapes, there’s a lot of stuff we recorded over the years that could be worth some money now Headlines

A full Monday edition of TRG, with a fresh round of the Sack, baby.

Headlines The FOF HOTLINE is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW 864-241-4318

Kids working, not working, taking advantage of kids, we try to figure that mindset out, why take advantage? The Mail Sack is back, send your questions, comments, complaints to theriseguys@aol.com

Mattman has a HUGE announcement, he had another grandkid, Congrats A new breed of monkey was discovered in the Congo, Paige evidently already knew tho Headlines

Fat Boy can’t figure out a story Mattman tried to tell him off the air, also he can’t remember the titles of movies so he has to give away the entire plot just to get the title Greenville AIN’T a club town, so let’s quit pretending like it, thank you Headlines

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines NO, backstage pass is not back, but it almost was…

The FOF Hotline is back with another round of pissed off people, call now, it’s open 24/7, 864-241-4318

Trump was on tv last night but nobody was showing it, we thought they had to Fat Boy found out what he saw yesterday morning, evidently he wasn’t the only one Headlines

Random shit here, Trump, more on him later, old shows we miss, etc Have you heard about the protests in cum plaza in NC? Headlines

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Derek found his brother and sister he never knew he had

Headlines Open Phones with Fat Boy trying not to shit himself, good luck

A new scent from the gahlay.com family you might wanna get, while they last Open Phones brings us Kevin, who swerved us good, but it might have worked, he may actually be doing backstage pass soon

Mattman has a big tuxedo he can’t wear anymore, one he “forgot to bring back” shockingly RIP Hal Williams, damnit we keep losing our tv dads Headlines

A full Wednesday edition of TRG, tons of good shit today, so listen to it

Headlines Have you guys heard from Nine since he left?

Derek calls in to tell everybody he just found he has siblings, what sucks is that he has to keep it a secret, he was a love child lol

P1 Rill, (April) calls back, she's been a P1 for two days and Mattman already pissed her off Headlines

You peanut head ass fat ho, go get it trending lol Random, did Jim Abbott ever get a hand after he retired?... Headlines

Headlines Check this out

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Texter says Mattman should get a truck for his farm, he says “why the fuck would I do that?”

April wants to be a fuckin P1, guess what chick? You already are Open Phones brings us a question a lot of people have been asking us privately for almost two years, now it’s public Headlines

Mattman revealed he’s cut back on his Ambien, good job man WOW! Ray Stevens, I don’t know if you could get away with that song these days Headlines

A full Monday edition of TRG, Lindsey Graham, Fat Boy crying over a restaurant closing, and much more inside

Headlines Hookers, A.I., and so much more

Fat Boy heard some news this morning that actually made him cry, in the drive thru… Big Brown has a special request for a song that’s actually about Fat Boy crying from years ago, so we had to reset that story

We give our thoughts on the passing, and life of Lindsey Graham Headlines

How many black friends do you have Fat Boy said? Paige follows with “I have a lot, tons, I don’t like to label people tho…”, c’mon woman, quit that shit lol Remember this banger? Kids still say that?.... Headlines

A full Friday edition of TRG, back Monday baby

Open Phones from somebody who smoked weed on Easter, for the first time in his life Michael... just hang up the damn phone already dude

Truth and Consequences where we find out what happened to the couple's wedding album... a house guest whizzed all over it, lol A new Mattman farm song that's gonna have some legs to it for a long time it looks like

She doesn't take her bra off to hook up and he's not happy about it The legend of "The Assmole", how? why?.. now we know

Open Phones: My wife is a "conspiracy theorist" Is it cool to cuss at work? Some think so... Best Damn Audio

Here go the Thursday show

Headlines Best Damn Audio

Headlines We are trusting the A.I. a little too much mabe...

Fat Boy is shocked to learn that a former schoolmate of his has been charged with murdering someone in Florida.. Steve calls up for Open Phones, he's currently on his way to meet his wife at the plastic surgeon's office for her humpteenth surgery

The boss Mark Hendrix stops in, and he don’t stop in often People still bitch about our company fridge, why do we even have one?

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines WAR

Best Damn Audio features various clips, from describing Epstein's manhood, to a kid mad at what his hot mom wore to his awards ceremony, to an angry video from a Dollar General in Hodges SC

Are we ever gonna get another intern? Probably not… Here’s an amazing stat about diarrhea you probably didn’t know lol Headlines

Mattman recalls some advice a friend gave him back in the day when it comes to women, when Mattman recalled the advice he said , “I hope that guy isn’t a rapist now..” Do certain body parts, actual body parts, have some sort of evolution on their own? Example, titties in the 60’s compared to now, they’ve definitely changed Headlines

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines The 250 time capsule sucks, it’s got stupid bullshit in it

Headlines Fat Boy knows somebody who’s about to job interview with an A.I. bot, looks like high tech is already here

This edition of WAR, it's back, features an old flame trying to creep in on dude's Facebook page. This one actually had a surprise ending, we think at least..

Mattman told a fun Myrtle Beach story from back in the day, which got us to talkin about all kinds of stupid, fun shit Apparently everybody has a Doobie Brothers story lol Headlines

A full Monday edition of TRG, we back baby, Mail Sack and more...

Headlines Jason almost lost his hand at work, so he calls us to try and gross out Mattman

Everybody’s into the World Cup but why? Also, we talked a bout naked tribal women here too for some reason, can’t remember how we got on that but we did HA The Mail Sack is back baby, send your questions, comments, complaints to theriseguys@aol.com

Did the 250th end up being as big of a deal as advertised? Our thoughts Headlines

We back LIVE baby, fuck yall been up to? They buried the time capsule in Philly over the weekend, but it’s full of dumb shit Headlines

A full Friday edition of TRG, enjoy the 4th, 250th baby... we back LIVE on Monday

FAT BOY HAS FILTHY PASSWORDS DEAD ANIMALS ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD BDA: EVERYTIME I COME IN HERE IT SITNK

BDA: BOOSIE CAN'T BELIEVE IT OPEN PHONES: MY GIRL'S BIRD WATCHES US HOOK UP OPEN PHONES: ANONYMOUS IS AN ADDICT

THIS FAST FOOD STORY MADE MATTMAN SICK WE TRIED TO RECORD A NEW SCAM BUT NO GO TOM BRADY CLONED HIS DOG

T AND C: I'M BANGING YOUR BEST FRIEND THE ROAST OF MATTMAN: PART ONE THE ROAST OF MATTMAN: PART TWO

A full Thursday edition of TRG, miss us yet? HA

OPEN PHONES: MY BOYFRIEND CHOSES TO BE BALD OPEN PHONES: GREG SAYS BE CAREFUL WITH THE BALD GUY BDA: PEE WEE HERMAN PSA

ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY GIRLFRIEND MASSAGED MY BROTHER ALL ADVICE SHOW: I SOLD MY BUDDY'S GUITAR APRIL GETS US GOOD WITH AN OPEN PHONES STORY

T AND C UPDATE: MATTHEW CALLS HIS CO-WORKER ANONYMOUS IS STUCK IN AN NDA WHICH COUNTRIES CRAP THE MOST?

FELIPE ESPARZA LISTEN TO THESE LOCAL FOOD RATINGS MATTMAN BDA: I'M GOOD FROM BEHIND

A full Wednesday edition of TRG, go celebrate the 250th, damnit

THERE SHOULD BE A SAM WALTON DOCUMENTARY T AND C: HIS EX WAS ON HOLD THE WHOLE TIME A P1 WENT TO THE BILL MURRAY CONCERT AND HATED IT

OPEN PHONES: JOE FROM PORTUGAL LOVES THE SHOW JOE FROM PORTUGAL ANSWERS OUR QUESTIONS DAN IN COLUMBIA: FIRST APPEARANCE ON THE SHOW

MATTHEW FROM GAINESVILLE HAS A PSYCHO GIRLFRIEND BDA: THE WHISTLING WING EATER THESE STATES CAN'T SPELL THESE WORDS, SO WE TRY TO

IF YOU COULD FREEZE TIME (LONG CUT) OPEN PHONES: BRADEN ISN'T GRADUATING THIS WEEK WE CALL BRADEN, BUT HIS DAD ANSWERS INSTEAD

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Mattman met Dennis Rodman over the weekend

Open Phones brings us Anonymous, who use to be a great, big fat person, but lost a shit ton of weight. Now her husband “misses the jiggle” and he ain’t into her being big

Open Phones brings us Jason who ripped his hand up at work and surprisingly Mattman didn’t ralph all over the place about it

Fat Boy wants to fight a big woman, well not WANT to but he says he’ll defend himself if need be, BUT the woman has to be a lot bigger than him and they don’t make em that big so… Headlines

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines FOF Hotline

Some text feedback calling Paige a bully, she has been today, filthy as shit too… so of course to deflect she brought up the time Mattman got caught beatin it to some Kenny G way back in the day lol Where the hell are all these earthquakes coming from all of a sudden?

Mattman sat on a light bulb this weekend and the bitch didn’t break, makes you wonder what that shit is made of these days Show and Tell time on TRG, Mattman got Fat Boy a nice card over the weekend… cue the Michael Bolton Headlines

Paige is cut loose this morning, such a potty mouth, ALSO, dipping joints in nasty shit, what’s the worst thing you’ve dipped a joint in? Mattman talked about the time YEARS ago ;D, he was asked to smoke a joint dipped in formaldehyde, says he declined HA Morgan Waller concert in Clemson was packed this weekend, no arrests or fights tho, boo lol Headlines

A full Friday edition of TRG with the FOF Hotline and Felipe Esparza LIVE in studio

Felipe Esparza LIVE in studio talking about his gigs at the Comedy Zone Greenville this weekend Hey Mattman, try not to puke

The FOF Hotline is back baby, full of piss and vinegar this week, two secret ingredients.. Call today 864-241-4318

Mattman and Paige go back and forth on their college experiences… Fat Boy are you really gonna turn down a chance to meet Dennis Rodman this weekend? Headlines

“It’s like you’re an Alexa but all the answers are wrong” – Mattman on Paige answering every question he has this morning immediately Did you hear about the guy in North Carolina trying to get money for a penis enlargement surgery? He has a good reason to do it tho…. Headlines

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Best Damn Audio

Mattman and Fat Boy tried to do a new phone scam yesterday but it didn’t go so well, so here’s the audio from it This college student in Austin TX made an A.I. OnlyFans and made a shit ton of money in a month’s time

A Wendy’s in Union SC is in some hot water after some employees tampered with a customer’s food, she did send it back tho so…. Fidel calls in, he’s Mexican too, Fat Boy thought he fucked his name up but no, his name really is Fidel lol Headlines

Mattman asked the question about the pitcher who threw a no hitter on acid, we remembered it was Doc Ellis but then we googled other high athletes and the answers were astonishing Have you seen the new quarters the U.S Mint is putting out for the 250th? Headlines

A full Wednesday edition of TRG, featuring BDA, and all other kinds of good shit, HA

Headlines He's bald, she just found out, he's bald by choice but now she wants him to grow his hair back

Would you ever get your skin sucked Mattman? Not like that… lol Best Damn Audio is back, tag @ohmaffew and @fatboy933 when you find some good stuff

Changing the names of countries, da fuq? STOP, also who was that big tall fucker that use to run Iraq before it was Iraq? This is the shit we Google lol Headlines

If you got a good nickname growing up it’s really hard to shake. Fat Boy and Mattman remember schoolmates with great nicknames from back in the day Paige had a flashback to getting flashed by a dude when she was 10 years old, “You have to identify his goober?”- Mattman lol Headlines

A full Tuesday episode of TRG, featuring Open Phones, with some odd calls, and us getting taken for a wild turn straight to break, good shit inside here man....

Headlines Some shit we did yesterday

Headlines RIP to Alan Greenspan and Clive Davis, who Mattman said Clive Owen, we lost both yesterday Edith checks in, we always learn something when she calls in

Kelly is on for Open Phones and she has an issue with her new boyfriend, he’s bald, the issue is tho… he choses to be bald, she don’t like it Open Phones also brings us Greg, who says that Kelly should be careful, there might be a reason why he’s bald

Paige do it suck to do somebody’s makeup for free and they might not even buy shit from you? Kids you really grew up in the wrong era, and we’re sorry for that Headlines

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines You love updates when we get em, so here’s one from our buddy Millwood who needs a new kidney

What the fuck is up with our meat prices man? It’s ridiculous Why do soccer players wear pink all of a sudden? Thrift stores on ebay now too? Other shit we kick around

Mattman didn’t get his food order over the weekend, the driver stole it, hope it was good, ASSHOLE Everybody here for the World Cup from other countries are surprised at how much they love America Headlines

Truth and Consequences with a “done” tattoo artist moving on from their troublesome client How was Father’s Day for you TRG? Headlines

A full Juneteenth, Friday, edition of TRG...

OPEN PHONES: ASHLEY'S HUSBAND KEVIN CALLS IN JEFF MILLWOOD NEEDS A KIDNEY ALL ADVICE SHOW: I'M PREGNANT AND I GOT PROPOSED TO

OPEN PHONES: ASHLEY'S IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP OPEN PHONES: MY WIFE IS A DOOMER BDA: KIDS SINGING ELLA LANGLEY

ISSAAC'S WIFE AND HIS LAST GIRLFRIEND BOTH DIED PAIGE THIS DUDE IS TRYING TO SEND YOU MONEY CASH WHEELER AND DAX HARWOOD LIVE

ANONYMOUS GOT DIAGNOSED OFF A DONG PIC OPEN PHONES: YESTERDAY'S SHOW SUCKED GUYS ADAM COPELAND

A full Thursday edition of TRG, see ya Monday boyyyyyzzzz

Headlines Jeremy Clements stops in on his way to San Diego to break the all time consecutive starts record on the O’Reilly Auto Parts series

Some shit about generations here and how old a generation means?..Too much math lol Did you hear about the time capsule for the 250th birthday? We try to find out what’s going in it

We get an update from Jeff Millwood, who was on the show a couple of months ago looking for a kidney, there might be some good news on the horizon Headlines

Ol dude found out his ex has HIV and his current wife is PISSED, to say the least. Let’s get our brains fired up this morning, guess the rapper Mattman is thinking about Headlines

A full Wednesday edition of TRG featuring Jeremy Clements who's about to make NASCAR history this weekend at San Diego

Headlines Ol dude sold his buddy’s guitar, Da fuq?

Paige getting wild on Facebook, clapping back at people and what not Jeremy Clements LIVE in studio, on the cusp of breaking Kenny Wallace’s consecutive starts record in the O’Reilly Auto Series this weekend

There’s a tick going around trying to make us allergic to meat?.. We gotta kill that shit ASAP Which countries shit the most? There is a reason why Fat Boy brought this up, lol Headlines

Mattman admitted that he’s never seen a hot dog eating contest before, so that got us to wondering what all Joey Chestnut has eating, and one of these things is straight up gross as shit lol Headlines

A full Tuesday edition of TRG, featuring All Advice calls, and so much more

Headlines Paige was at the mall during the last shooting, of course she’s going back

Mattman found some shit about chocolate made in a lab or something like that?... I missed some of it More advice baby, Incognito is on the phone wondering why he lost a friendship over a certain sentimental item

The All Advice Show brings us Ryan, who’s girl is a massage therapist and his brother booked an appointment with her, he didn’t find out til a week later tho, shady?...Fuck, maybe.. Headlines

Let’s see how much shit Mattman can remember this morning lol, put ya finger down bro People are starting to sell their Morgan Wallen tickets for his Clemson shows, for stupid money btw Headlines

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines The FOF Hotline is Open 24/7, 864-241-4318, CALL NOW

UFC Freedom 250 was over the weekend, I think we found Mattman’s favorite new fighter… with audio lol Paul has a question for the room, where is the line when it comes to racism?

Paige works part time at Haywood Mall, so she was there when the shots rang out over the weekend, but why does she keep going back? Have you seen the video of the woman who bungee jumped to her death in Brazil? Of course Fat Boy has seen it… Headlines

Trump can drop F bombs on the news, hell let us do it on the show lol Headlines

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines Matthew struck out with his ex, let’s see how he does with a chick he works with

The FOF Hotline is Open 24/7, call now 864-241-4318

Did you hear about the fireworks truck exploding in Chattanooga? We wanna talk to the driver, evidently his name is Dalton, CALL US DUDE Headlines

Adam and Eve and “underwear hair”, how do they connect? We try to connect em lol Headlines

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Best Damn Audio

Open Phones brings us Anonymous, who’s stuck in an NDA and isn’t really happy about it.. He’s drained about 70k from his savings AND took out a second mortgage on his home just to fight the lawsuit and stay afloat You’ll shit yourself when you find out how much these actors are getting off residual checks these days

Matthew’s back, he was on Truth and Consequences a couple days ago, his ex called us before he could call his co-worker, but now he’s back to “set things right” and actually call his co-worker to tell her what’s up

Is there tech out there so advanced that we’ll never see? We wonder about that shit and much more Odd we were talking about poker machines a couple of days ago and what happened to them, and then we read about a story in the lower part of South Carolina where a raid turned up six illegal poker machines and a shit ton of drugs Headlines

A full Wednesday edition of TRG, featuring Best Damn Audio, new license plates in California that display messages, and much more..

Headlines Hey Bill, play us a song, one we can understand HA

Best Damn Audio is back, shout out city of Boston Yo Paige, Dan in Columbia made a new song about you saying Boston was a state and not a city

This Big Ass Draft Night memory is brought to you by us… Have you seen this new license plate hitting a ton of states? It costs a subscription fee so good luck trying to turn that down

Somehow we started talking about Paige’s gay friends and that got us to talk about church, and how we’ve wanted to go to a black church for years but just haven’t yet, what fun that would be Headlines

A full Tuesday edition of TRG featuring Truth and Consequences, Bill Murray, and some nasty food

Mattman’s youngest grandson Teddy Matt is a year old today, so are you gonna have a party for him? Does a 1 year old remember their first birthday anyway? What’s up with the history of Sam Walton? How do we not know that story yet?

A little social experiment, does our show have a reputation? Other media in this town won’t touch us but why? At this point, if we have a “reputation”, we might as well own up to it, right? We got some videos from a P1 who went to the Bill Murray concert over the weekend and wasn’t impressed

Matthew, not the one you know HA, was on for Truth and Consequences because he wanted to lay it out for a chick he works with that he’s into her, little did he know he got a surprise on the phone he wasn’t expecting, his ex he’s been trying to get back with.. This one went about how you’d expect…

No Paige this morning, she got a tittAY surgery lol, jk, they don’t make tools big enough to cut those fuckers down, ANYWAY.. We cover Trump at the NBA Finals last night, Brendan Sorsby getting another year of eligibility for gambling and the college football landscape acting like it’s the worst thing to ever happen to the sport… and much more We need to setup the next hour’s Truth and Consequences a little bit

A full Monday version of TRG featuring the Mail Sack, Paige being her normal dirty self, and why has there never been a documentary on Sam Walton?...

Headlines Dan in Columbia’s first ever appearance on the show, certainly not his last

Why hasn’t there been a documentary on Sam Walton? That’s the story we need to hear Mail Sack, send your questions, comments, complaints, etc.. to theriseguys@aol.com

Paige that pic you put up over the weekend was hot as hell, nice throwback chick Here are the top ten websites in the world and we’ve never heard of most of em Headlines

So Trump is going to the NBA Finals tonight, tickets are ridiculous, people pissed they gotta get there early. Also, is our boss our boss still? What’s his title? Do we wanna ask to find out? If you’re the high school football coach who invented the long pvc pipe with holes for drinking, please let us know, we wanna give you credit hahaha Headlines with Paige stroking out not once but twice lol

A full Friday edition of TRG featuring Dan in Columbia's first ever appearance on the show

Headlines Joe from Portugal is a TRG Mark, niiiiice

Freezing embryos, blood drinkers, and having kids… are they all connected? Our “mystery guest” ended up being… Dan in Columbia, for his first appearance ever on the show

Did you hear about the Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches Germany is trying to outfit for spying? Wild shit man Mattman vs Fat Boy, the Spelling bee Headlines

Paige came in with a huge fuckin Red Bull this morning and some yogurt that makes you shit everywhere lol “She walks like she’s gotta dick” Mattman yesterday lol…. Headlines

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines People can't spell, including us evidently...

Well here's where the computer issues happened, the damn computer shutdown and I lost my notes so who knows what happened this hour, HA

Joe from Portugal called up, he was real too, accent and everything.. He gave us his thoughts on the show

So Paige had a nickname back in College, of course it was sexual but no story behind it. We got on this talking about Ric Flair flipping out on social media over his son David trying to “use his name” to make money Some people in NYC are randomly popping out of manholes Headlines

A full Wednesday edition of TRG, Paige can't spell for shit, also she thinks Boston is a state, Open Phones, and more

Headlines The FOF Hotline is open 24/7, call now, 864-241-4318

Who the hell can afford to do anything these days? Damn event tickets are stupid, especially these NBA Finals tickets Open Phones with P1’s calling about expensive concert tickets and rare memorabilia finds, all kinds of cool shit We try to spell words that each state has a hard time spelling and that went about how you’d expect it

We have an idea for a bit, but it’s not racist, so can we do it?.. We figured out what song’s been stuck in our heads forever.. fuckin Gloria Estefan haha Headlines

We go through all the major races to see how many friends we have in each race and where we are lacking lol RIP Peabo Bryson Headlines

A full Tuesday edition of TRG, we back LIVE tomorrow BAYBEEE.

OPEN PHONES: MOTORCYCLES AND WIVES EX'S OPEN PHONES: ASHLEY'S IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP THIS DUDE LOST FOUR INCHES OF HIS PENIS

BDA: MATTMAN BOUGHT A KARAOKE SONG OPEN PHONES: MY DAUGHTER HAS MY EX'S FIRST NAME HILARIOUS FOOD STORIES FROM BACK IN THE DAY

T AND C: I SAID YOU CAN'T COME HOME ROB IANUARIO JOINS US FOR SOME WEED TALK OPEN PHONES: WEED TALK WITH ROB COMMENTS

OPEN PHONES: MY DAUGHTER'S PROM DATE IS 21 YEARS OLD WE CAME BACK TO A NEW, WRAPPED STUDIO ARTEMIS II, MATTMAN DOESN'T BELIEVE

A full Monday edition of TRG, enjoy...

ANONYMOUS IS BIG AND SHE LIKES WHITE MEN (SHORT CUT) P1 LOOPER TALKS ABOUT KOREAN KARAOKE DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NAKED DUDE IN FOUNTAIN INN?

BRENT DOESN'T WANT HIS DAD'S '69 CAMARO (SHORT CUT) EDITH AND THE CHATTANOOGA TIKI PALACE (SHORT CUT) HOW DID THE ESTATE SALE GO MATTMAN?

THOMAS SAYS THEY WANT TO HAVE A WAKE AT HIS HOUSE ALL ADVICE SHOW: NEIGHBOR'S WIFE ON SECURITY CAM BDA: FARTING IN FRONT OF THE PREACHER

ALL ADVICE SHOW: I'M THE FAT FRIEND BDA: ALEX JONES RUSSIAN AGENT? ARE COPS ALLOWED TO GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME?

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines Senior Shout outs 2026

The FOF Hotline is FIRE this week, you can get in on it, it’s open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

Looks like Spencer Pratt has a great shot at winning the Los Angeles Mayoral Primary next week, how do you clean all of that city up tho? In general how the hell do you help people who don’t want it? Mattman don’t know shit about tv, here are the top shows on tv right now and he don’t know most of em Headlines

An early edition of “Don’t Google It” with Matt and Fat Boy, lol, this one took longer than usual If you freaky dudes out there are into some wild stuff, Paige might be into you Headlines

A Thursday edition of TRG featuring our annual Senior Shout Outs, and much more

Headlines Best Damn Audio

There’s a thief in the studio because some of our shit is missing ALSO, more on the Epstein Files, we haven’t forgotten lol We wanna talk about the rapper Jungle Pussy, but can we say her name on the radio? Blooper time with TRG, lol

Stoneman left his headphones in the studio, what should we do with them? Fat Boy had to talk Mattman out of rubbin his nuts all over them tho.. Our annual TRG Senior Shout outs to this year’s graduating class Headlines

How well do you know your Spanish Jeremy Clements?? What happened to music? Rap music ain’t as hard as it use to be Headlines

A full Wednesday edition of TRG featuring Best Damn Audio, Paige's whore pants, and much more...

Headlines Matthew from Florida and his female problem lol

Headlines Best Damn Audio is back with a good mix of thinkers and hilarity for yo ass

How much is ____ worth turned into Turning Point USA and how they made their money, also, why are certain tax records available to us as far as that organization goes?.. Evidently there are more uses for a raccoon dick than you ever realized

The UFC Freedom 250 card is shaping out to be dog shit, that’s what a lot of MMA enthusiasts are saying, but we’ll all watch it anyway Fat Boy got an offer for a permanent post on his social media, wait til you hear what the product was AND how shitty the offer was Headlines

A full Tuesday edition of TRG, featuring Matthew in Florida who's having girlfriend issues and doesn't really know how to handle it, plus other fun shit we got into

Headlines Braden’s Dad gotta be pissed that his boy ain’t graduating this year

Matthew from Florida sent us a voicemail about his dating situation, so we discussed it. Also, let’s see if we can get Matthew from Gainesville FL on the phone to answer some of our various queries lol

In Vietnam you have to get a visual I.D. now, is that too close to “the mark of the beast” for you? A Brutally Honest Music Review return…. Headlines

Back after the Memorial Day holiday, damn rain everywhere, little rasslin talk, we warmin up baby, takes the brain a bit to get going Would you get a full body scan? Pre-emptively of course, are you that curious? Headlines

A full Memorial Day edition of TRG, thoughts to all of those who have sacrificed for our country, you're always remembered and never forgotten.

BDA: CHINESE KARAOKE NEON MOON OPEN PHONES: RON HAS 10 DAMN GRAND KIDS THE MOUTH OF THE SOUTH JIMMY HART

T AND C: DEREK GOT HIS REVENGE CHEAT OPEN PHONES: DEREK GOT HIS REVENGE CHEAT BETSY, DEREK'S REVENGE CHEAT CALLS IN (SHORT CUT)

T AND C: SUP DADDY, IT'S CRAI A NEW ROUND OF SONGS FROM DAN IN COLUMBIA PROTESTING, IS IT GOOD FOR ANYTHING?

EDITH AND THE CHATTANOOGA TIKI PALACE TOMMY CAN'T FIND ANY BIG WOMEN MMCM: THE GREENVILLE PICKENS SPEEDWAY

A full Friday edition of TRG, RIP Kyle Busch

Headlines Freezing time, would you take advantage for good? Or bad?

Headlines Watching family members beat the hell out of each other is still odd to see

Braden said he would call us Friday to check in but he didn’t, so we called him and much to our surprise, his Dad answered, so we hashed it out… Headlines

Who’s got plans this weekend? Mattman had the best fuckin cheesesteak of his life recently but couldn’t remember exactly where it was from RIP Kyle Busch, here was his last appearance on our show Headlines

A full Thursday edition of TRG, bunch of good stuff like "If you could freeze time, what would you do?"

Headlines Paige this guy is trying to give you money, take it damnit

Here’s a fun question, if you could freeze time, what would you go back and do? Some of our answers might not should have been said publicly..Paige’s answers were stupid as shit, but still funny

Mattman’s Conspiracy Mystery is back and wondering what’s up with all the Lithium in North Carolina? We may have your answer We got some new songs from Dan in Columbia, so of course we gotta give em a listen Headlines

Remember the first man you saw naked? This ain’t for you Paige Mattman never got to take sex ed, Fat Boy found the video they had to watch back then so a re-watch was in order Headlines

A full Wednesday edition of TRG, featuring dudes constantly messaging Paige and some band mashups we didn't know we needed from P1 Rex, all that and much more

Headlines Ol Braden isn’t gonna graduate this year

Headlines P1 Rex has an all star music lineup for us full of only local news people Edith calls us, first call since her eye surgery, she sees good as shit now..

We read messages from one of Paige’s “fans”, dude trying to straight up send her money Since we’ve already dove in this far, let’s read some more of your messages Paige

For some reason we JUST now figured out what the song Slow Ride is about, it’s a damn sex song lol We can’t remember shit anymore, that’s where you the P1’s come in, help us not Google lol Headlines

A full Tuesday edition of TRG, with so much good shit it's hard to put it all in here, just check it out...

Headlines Ol dude started a business with his girl, he need to fire her ass tho

Headlines, but more so on relationships as far as exes go, would you keep your ex’s pic up in a new relationship? Mark Fuhrman died yesterday, one of Paige’s personal heroes, his life really did change drastically after the O.J. Simpson trial

Open Phones brings us Braden, who was texting Mattman earlier because he’s not going to be able to graduate this week, he found out not too long ago

Man the studio, the computer, it’s just too nice in here to be honest, to clean HA, Also, what the fuck happened to Hercules from The Nutty Professor? These graduation pics are revealing a lot more these days than they use to… you cool with that Dads? Headlines

A full Monday edition of TRG, featuring Eric, who's running a business with his girl but she's checking out of the whole deal. Plus, actors in bands, why?..AND, Paige claims she didn't have a bush in the 80's, yeah riiiight, we believe ya ;D

Headlines FOF, it’s open 24/7, 864-241-4318

Kiefer Sutherland cancelled his concert due to low ticket sales, I mean we love his acting, but his music? C’mon man Open Phones brings us Eric, who started a business with his girl but she’s already looking for reasons to check out and he ain’t havin it

Mattman got locked out of his house this weekend, problem is he was butt naked as hell when it happened Open Phones with P1 stories of the same Headlines

We stole a laptop from the other room this morning and the damn thing don’t work, our luck lol Headlines

A full Friday edition of TRG, featuring a very hot FOF Hotline, it's open 24/7 by the way, 864-241-4318

Headlines Facebook Fussin

This week’s FOF Hotline is fire, with responses to the dude who was hating on Ruby Falls, and a chick who’s neighbor’s boyfriend straight up knocked her ass out. The FOF Hotline is Open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

The most hated man in America isn’t a politician, but the asshole that threw the rock at the seal in Hawaii for no reason Did you know Congress decides what music goes into the “cannon” for future use? Some of these picks don’t make no damn sense Headlines

Ol girl on the phone wondering why her ex paid her car off? Why ask, go sell it and keep the cash lol We find out what the hell “trip hop” is Headlines

A full Thursday edition of TRG, featuring Facebook Fussin

Headlines Ol dude sent a ween pic and got a diagnosis back, look at that

Headlines Open Phones brings us Eric, but we couldn’t hear him because our phones shit the bed again First responders, honestly, do you guys keep souvenirs from accident scenes?

We purge our Instagram followers, so some unlucky P1’s are about to get shit on hahaha Facebook Fussin, send your Fussins to theriseguys@aol.com

Remember Big Ass Draft Nights back in the day? We barely do, couldn’t do em now lol. Plus stickers, we use to have a ton, people still ask for them tho Could you breast feed another person’s kid or is that in bad taste? If they needed you to of course, not just unsolicited feedings lol Headlines

A full Wednesday edition of TRG, featuring spying, and a guy who sent a dicture to a chick he was talking to and it ended up saving his damn life.

Edith in Chattanooga calls in before her eye surgery tomorrow, but we try to fix it over the phone of course lol FTR in studio talking about AEW Dynamite TONIGHT in Asheville

More about the Hantavirus situation, and why the hell was the X Files talking about it so long ago? Anonymous calls in because he sent this girl he was talking to a pic of his gimmick and it ended up saving his life, so take that as a lesson gentlemen hahaha

A mayor of an American city has been charged with spying for the Chinese government, that hits a little too close to home ya know?.. Fidel calls in to comment on the last story, he’s Mexican, didn’t sound like it tho hahaha, he’s lived all over the country Headlines

More guests are great, it was busy but good busy yesterday tho.. Fat Boy you might be psycho, following a guy who stole your lunch AND getting his tag number Headlines

A full Tuesday edition of TRG featuring the greatest tag team in the wrestling business, FTR LIVE in studio... we did some other shit too hahah

RIP Bobby Cox, and the others we lost over the weekend Headlines, with a joke about Melania Trump that got cut from the Kevin Hart roast

A 74 year old woman in Monroe NC shot her husband, more importantly we notice she has a damn neck tattoo, why? AEW’s FTR LIVE in studio talking about beating the hell out of the whole roster, and what to expect on this week’s Dynamite LIVE from Asheville NC

We threatened emancipation as kids when we got mad, but do kids still think that way? How the hell would that even work, damn internet don’t even have all the answers on this one Big Brown has a question for Paige, “Are you a Chinese bot?”… Headlines

Not sure how we got on it but we started talking about keys, speaking of, how many do you have on you right now? Remember the time Booker T came in studio and got groped by the janitor? Headlines

A Monday edition of TRG featuring, our saying our goodbyes to the legend Bobby Cox, Mattman had an interesting dream over the weekend, and Paige told us about a former lover she's never mentioned before all off of one question Mattman asked her about dating outside of her race.. All that and much more..

Headlines Dude you could throw in more than a thousand on them suckers

Can we get some updated answers on Iran? Mattman had an odd dream about the situation recently We lost Bobby Cox over the weekend, legend

Adam Copeland was on last Friday, if you missed it, here it is Headlines

Paige tells the story of when she fell in love with a Mexican fella from California, all because Mattman asked “Hey Paige, have you ever dated outside your race before?”… a story ensued People are trying to sell parking passes to Morgan Wallen in Clemson for over a thousand bucks, they’re real passes but that price is stupid Headlines

A full Friday edition of TRG featuring Adam "Edge" Copeland from AEW talking about next Wednesday night's Dynamite LIVE from Asheville NC, Steve who can't afford his girl's new tittiez, and much more..

Adam “Edge” Copeland is on the show talking about AEW Dynamite coming to Asheville next Wednesday night, among other things Ok guy, we know the show was rough the other day, don’t be too brutally honest with us..

Prayers and thoughts for Stephen Garcia who just announced he has stage 4 colorectal cancer Open Phones brings us Steve, who’s girl is about to get new boobs but one problem… he can’t afford em, and he feels awful about it

Mattman found a pic from a boys night ten years ago and that brought back some memories.. mainly you shouldn’t let your boys night get too big lol We got some mail so you know the rule, we open it LIVE on the show Headlines

Happy Mothers Day to all you who celebrate it, don’t just have a kid this weekend to partake, that don’t count.. Did you hear what they’re doing to Dads now who are behind on they child support? Hope they don’t wanna travel anytime soon Headlines

A full Thursday edition of TRG, featuring Open Phones with Travis who had some thoughts on yesterday's show, wasn't a fan to say the least lol. Also, we are looking for people, people with different skin colors... to answer our questions when they come up lol.

Headlines Best Damn Audio

We have an idea, we need to assemble a list, a list of special people, that are all different races, so we can ask race questions lol, straight from the source Mattman’s Conspiracy Mystery

Travis from Greer calls Open Phones with some feedback from yesterday’s show, IT SUCKED,, might not be wrong tho lol Jason calls in, of course we have a bunch of questions when we find out what he does for a living, he’s a sanitation engineer a.k.a. trash man lol Headlines

Shit, it’s Mothers Day this weekend hahaha, we remembered now tho Ted Turner passed away yesterday, RIP Headlines

A full Wednesday edition of TRG.... might be a rough one lol

Headlines Rico calls in with a proposal gone wrong story that involved a whole lot of people stranded on vacation and him going back home with a ring in his pocket

What the hell is going on with Greg Biffle’s “circle of friends” since he died? Nothing good evidently.. Best Damn Audio returns with some hilarity, like bras, shopping carts, rich assholes, and so much more

All the doo doo in Mexico is hitting our West Coast We have Nathan on the show, a local baseball coach who’s team got eliminated from the playoffs without even playing a game, we air his plight Headlines

We got some disappointing news yesterday, Adam Copeland FKA Edge, stood us up, can’t come in on Friday, we could do the video interview but who gives a shit at that point right? We wanted him in here.. But we did get some good news, ratings were good for us, thanks to you all of course, so we’ll take it Headlines

Happy Cinco De Mayo baby, turns out Mexicans don't even care about this holiday outside of Puebla, we celebrate tho. Also, it's the monthly All Advice Show, and we got some good ones today

Headlines Paige’s A.I. intervention, turned out helpful tho

The All Advice Show continues with Anonymous, who’s pregnant and ALSO just got proposed to and she doesn’t know what to do Open Phones brings us Rico, who had a similar situation, he wasn’t pregnant but he got turned down when he tried to propose

The All Advice Show kicks off with Derek, who’s moving out of his neighborhood but before he does, he can’t decide if he should blow up his neighbor’s marriage or not.. key part tho, he’s been bangin his neighbor lady behind dude’s back Open Phones brings us Robert, who had a similar situation all those years ago

What exactly is Cinco De Mayo? Turns out the Mexicans don’t even celebrate it… da fuq? Don’t plan on going to Italy anytime soon, or anywhere in Europe Headlines

A full Monday edition of TRG, including Paige's A.I. intervention, the Amazon driver who peed in a customer's driveway, and so much more..

Headlines FOF Hotline

Paige uses A.I. images WAY TOO MUCH, so now we have to have an intervention , as only we know how lol This Amazon driver got busted for pissing in a customer’s driveway hahaha

Spirit Airlines is done, what happens to those who had flights? Luggage? DA FUQ? Fat Boy quit saying simp, you don’t use it right dude, besides that, not every guy that loves his girl is a “simp” Headlines

Time traveling might be real, also.. betting on pop culture events seems like a bad idea, we keep doing it tho.. ALSO.. lol, did you see the horse that fell at the Kentucky Derby this weekend? Damn near killed the jockey George Strait was this weekend in Clemson, gotta say..there are some big hits he didn’t do, shit ton of people went tho, broke records Headlines

A full Friday edition of TRG featuring the FOF Hotline, and Paige still fucking with A.I., we gonna have an intervention on Monday, anyway, enjoy this....

Headlines Yeah, we saw the video making the rounds

The FOF Hotline is back for another week of piss and vinegar and for some reason, Tennessee is the target of a couple of calls today…. We don’t support it lol

What’s the name of that song damnit? Bret calls in for Open Phones to talk about life on the farm since he heard Mattman for a few years now talk about his various farm stories Headlines

If you “retire” to the islands, wherever they may be, you must hate life after two weeks, right? Bad news, no Adam Copeland today, more on that next week Headlines

A full Thursday edition of TRG with our comments on the controversial video making the rounds on social media with local ties, and we celebrate the life of David Alan Coe, RIP, and much, much more

Headlines P1 Michelin Trucker is at 18% kidney function and he needs a new kidney, he tells us his story

The controversial “racial” videos circulating around social media with local ties, yeah we talk about em P1 Nutty calls in to give his condolences to David Alan Coe and gave us a cool little nugget we didn’t know

A hilarious story from Mattman about growing up with other boys back in the day Do you remember the blood in fried chicken back in the day? Well where the hell did it go? Cuz it ain’t there now Headlines

Fat Boy’s office chair will NOT stay off the floor, you need a bigger chair dude, higher weight limit Various other observations and shits Headlines

A full Wednesday edition of TRG, featuring a HUGE announcement on a guest for Friday's show, and Kevin calls in to give his side of the open relationship situation his wife called about earlier in the week, and much, much more....

Headlines Open Phones with Mike, an ex con with a situation going on

Headlines Now we hear from the husband of the open relationship situation from Monday, is he gay? He answers all questions

Our boy Jeff Millwood really needs your help, he’s almost in kidney failure A HUGE announcement for an in studio guest on Friday morning, we’ve been trying to get this for years

Men way back then dressed nice, but why the big wigs? We found out and it’s gross lol Shannon Elizabeth is on OnlyFans now… niiiiiice Headlines

A full Tuesday edition of TRG, including Mike, who has an issue with his hovering in laws, he also got locked up so we had questions about that, and dude who's wife is a "doomer" and he doesn't know how to deal with it

Headlines She’s in an “open relationship”, her husband tho has been getting more action than she has

Ol Doomer dude was suppose to be on here but he ain’t , so we read his email Hey look who called in, ol Doomer Dude lol Open Phones brings us Mike, who has hovering in laws but when he mentioned he’s an ex con, then our attention quickly turned to prison questions lol

We saw the new Hulk Hogan doc, we actually learned a few things we didn’t know We are looking to interview a “naturist”, where can we find one? Headlines

Random thoughts this morning like Fat Boy not allowed to go into the tv room that’s gonna host the gubernatorial debate that’s gonna happen soon. Also, Paige’s wild California cocaine story Mattman got asked if he’s up for some field trips to his farm, he declined, he does need to name it tho.. Headlines

A full Monday edition of TRG featuring, Paige telling us what exactly a "pussy bow" is because she was wearing one when she met Dave Dravecky back in the day. Also, we had Ashley on, who's in an open relationship but she's getting lapped by her husband cuz he's playing both sides HA, that and much more....

Headlines Paige has a stalker, who leaves creepy voicemails, funny ones tho

Headlines Turns out four inches is a lot, especially when it’s… DOWN THERE lol When are people gonna say “enough is enough” for these autograph and picture prices when it comes to the cons?

The White House Correspondents Dinner happened, well attempted to, over the weekend, we talk about the shooter who interrupted the whole deal Open Phones brings us Ashley, who is in an open relationship, but she’s getting lapped bad by her husband if you know what we mean lol

Paige doesn’t remember much about Dave Dravecky other than what she was wearing that day, which evidently was a .. “pussy bow” Paige you might need an A.I. intervention Headlines

A full Friday edition of TRG, featuring Paige's birthday, we literally forget what we were gonna talk about, and so much more...

Headlines Open Phones

We can’t remember what the hell we promoted for today, help us out Ahh here it was, an impromptu Mattman’s Conspiracy Mystery about job reports

Paige’s birthday is today, so P1 T-O DOUBLE D calls in with a song he wrote for us, with accompanying harmonica of course Speaking of Paige, she has a stalker, might have actually.. well he left her some voicemails and of course we had to play em Headlines

Ladies your coffees have to be so damn huge, why? Happy Birthday Paige, here are some rapid fire calls Headlines

A full Thursday edition of TRG, featuring a great round of Open Phones, and Anonymous, who's about to have a baby but he isn't a fan of what her name is gonna be, mainly because it's the same name of an ex and his current chick has no clue...

Headlines Best Damn Audio

Fat Boy is thinking about volunteer coaching football, until Paige said what she said and she still can’t stop laughing Open Phones brings us Anonymous who is about to have a baby but the baby’s name is going to have the same name as his ex and his wife doesn’t know about it, not yet at least.

If we ever get a Female President, you want her to be a real bitch Here’s what NEW scam these scammers are up to now, hide your keys Headlines

Do you enjoy seeing co-workers after you haven’t seen them in a while? Also, we impersonate Stoneman and see who gets the first dump button of the day lol Somehow we get to talking about the Lincoln assassination, we forgot a lot about it Headlines

A full Wednesday edition of TRG, featuring Best Damn Audio, a shit ton of Headlines, and a new parasite you might wanna look out for if you have cattle, it also has a hilarious name...

Headlines Edith you are real right? Some dipshit said you were A.I.

Headlines Let’s do more Headlines Say hello to, the SCREW WORM lol

Food memories that might make us look like assholes looking back at it hahaha This Best Damn Audio featured a lot of music, and some angry Moms of course, HA

“If you could take one thing with you to heaven, what would it be?”..great question Mattman Nobody says “loaferin” anymore, why? The old heads say but good luck hearing a kid say it these days Headlines

A full Tuesday edition of TRG, featuring Edith assuring everybody she ain't no damn A.I., and Truth and Consequences with the dumbest dad and greatest brother all in one person, HA...

Headlines RIP to those no longer with us, deaths from over the weekend

Headlines Rhea Ripley is gonna get off social media for a bit, can you imagine how much shit you get on that scale on a daily basis? Edith, not many people believe you are a real person, ain’t that some shit?

This Truth and Consequences featured Eric, who took a loan out in his twenty year old daughter’s name so he could bail his brother out of jail, talk about a sticky situation, he’s a dumb Dad with a big heart

From co-workers stealing overtime to fake jewelry as gifts, we hit the phones hard this morning “He loves the show so much, he eats the asshole of the show”- Mattman describing a hardcore fan lol Headlines

A full 4/20 edition of TRG, speaking of, we celebrate the "holiday" with our observations, we get into the Mail Sack, and we celebrate the lives of those we lost over the weekend..

Headlines The FOF Hotline is open 24/1, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

RIP to who we lost this weekend, we even surprised each other with a couple Text us, we’ll answer it, especially when you talk junk lol, or try to Mail Sack, send your comments to theriseguys@aol.com

We review this year’s Wrestlemania Speaking of 4/20, are people starting to get high for the day right now? Headlines

Brains not working this morning, random notes, also Paige hates chili It’s 4/20, wonder what Willie Nelson and Afroman are up to today, one has a concert tonight in Hawaii lol Headlines

A full Friday edition of TRG, including P1 Knight's Templar who returned to the show after years of being gone, he was in the tub when he called too; and another edition of the FOF HOTLINE....

Headlines Ol Rick isn’t too happy about what his daughter is wearing to her prom this weekend

The FOF Hotline is back with more piss and vinegar, you can call it anytime because it’s open 24/7, 864-241-4318 and YOU could be on the next FOF

So we find out that “crazy divorce story guy” who wants to be known as “popcorn” is actually damn P1 Knight’s Templar from way back in the day Headlines

Mattman hit the rodeo recently, he may go back, had a ball. Plus, ladies if you breast feed in public.. you might have an audience, and it’s probably gonna be Fat Boy HA Fat Boy saw something yesterday you don’t see much everyday, college boobs, IN public at that. Headlines

A full Thursday edition of TRG, featuring Facebook Fussin and a concerned Dad wondering why his daughter is taking a 21 year old dude to her prom

Headlines Rob Ianuario on the show talking weed, the legalities, will it be legal soon?, and much more

Headlines Dad, Rick, called up because not only is his daughter wearing something more revealing to the prom than he would like, she’s also going with an older dude, AND dad’s paying for it all…

We need a waxing update from Paige, how’s it going? Can you wax STD infected people? Facebook Fussin, send yours to theriseguys@aol.com

Diesel is our night guy here on the Planet but he’s also the co-host of Wire 2 Wire on the Fan Upstate.. Well Fat Boy heard Diesel say a name wrong yesterday and he doesn’t know if he’s working a bit or not For some reason we got to singing Work it by Missy Elliott, but what the hell is she really saying? Thanks to A.I. the mystery is solved Headlines

A full Wednesday edition of TRG featuring: Rob Ianuario, callrob.com , calls up to talk about a weed related Headlines story Paige did previously, we got some good open phones off that as well, with some Best Damn Audio, and much more...

Headlines Truth and Consequences, you can come back but you ain’t livin in the house

Kamala Harris is in town today, anybody wanna go to a $250 lunch? Best Damn Audio is back with a pissed off woman at a DMV in Philly, and a restaurant with a name too good to believe, it’s real tho…..

Rob Ianuario joins us to talk about the weed Headlines story Paige did about weed breathalyzers, and other topical weed conversations lol Open Phones with some more… drug talk, eye opening shit too Headlines

Paige busted her ass before the show started, so we were late, but it was hilarious So how many songs actually sample other songs? More than we realize Headlines

A full Tuesday edition of TRG featuring a father and son showdown when it comes to ol junior wanting to move back home, breaking Iran news, and videos Paige doesn't wanna hear about but they definitely do exist...

Headlines Our thoughts on the Artemis II mission

Headlines Some taboos need to be left alone, too much is too public these days

This Truth and Consequences features a father laying down the law to his grown, married son.. You can move in the camper but not the house, also your wife smokes too much haha

We can control the tvs now with our phones so that’s not a good idea, speaking of, turn around Paige, check it out lol Someone wanna hook us up with some good George Strait tickets? Good ones lol Headlines

A full Monday edition of TRG, we back from vacay baby AND to a newly wrapped studio, looks sick. Also, Paige did your dog JUST die or not?... Also, RIP to your cat's nuts. All that and much more... right here.

Headlines P1 Looper use to live in South Korea, he talks about their karaoke and it’s hilarious

So you shouldn’t use emojis in work email we find out, just tell us what the hell the rest of the rules are please. We’re lucky if we get a damn answer half the time Paige got her cat, Elvis’, nuts cut off over the break

Could you be about that beach lifestyle? Some people are retiring to other countries but realizing they might have made a big mistake Artemis II , some in the room are not convinced it’s real…. Guess who HA Headlines

The studio got wrapped, very nice, thanks bosses… Mattman went to the islands last week, got a lot of sun and some good damn food Headlines

A full Friday edition of TRG, we back Monday baby

BDA: DIARRHEA PREACHER OPEN PHONES: HE'S NOT AS ADVENTUROUS AS ME HAPPY 23RD ANNIVERSARY TO US

ANONYMOUS WON A THOUSAND BUCKS OFF THE SUPER BOWL T AND C: BOB STOLE A PUPPY, IF THAT'S EVEN YOUR REAL NAME FAT BOY GOT MATTMAN ON A HOT MIC

TOMMY CAN'T FIND ANY BIG WOMEN (SHORT CUT) MMCM: THE GREENVILLE PICKENS SPEEDWAY ANONYMOUS IS BIG AND SHE LIKES WHITE MEN (SHORT CUT)

BRENT DOESN'T WANT HIS DAD'S '69 CAMARO (LONG CUT) A NEW ROUND OF SONGS FROM DAN IN COLUMBIA BIRD SONG, THAT WAS A WILD CALL DUDE

A full Thursday edition of TRG

MATTMAN BLEW OUT A TIRE AND DAMN NEAR DIED HERE'S FORBES BILLIONAIRE LIST OF 2026 NOTHING BUT FUDGE AND CAFE AND GET SOME

BDA: FARTING IN FRONT OF THE PREACHER MMCM: THE NBA IS RIGGED T AND C: SUP DADDY, IT'S CRAI

THOMAS SAYS THEY WANT TO HAVE A WAKE AT HIS HOUSE MATTMAN, THE LAMB BABYSITTER ALL ADVICE SHOW: NEIGHBOR'S WIFE ON SECURITY CAM

ALL ADVICE SHOW: I'M THE FAT FRIEND (LONG CUT) KENDALL FOUND BIRTH CONTROL IN HIS WIFE'S PURSE ARE COPS ALLOWED TO GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME?

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

OPEN PHONES: MIKE HAS A RESPONSE TO ROBBY'S CALL BRETT IS IN COLLEGE, HIS HORNY AUNT LOVES TO VISIT THE VINCE MCMAHON BODY CAM AUDIO

BDA: YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, BUTTHORN ANONYMOUS' CALL HAS FAT BOY AFRAID TO HUFF NOW ROBBY FOUND LEXAPRO IN HIS GIRL'S BAG (SHORT CUT)

PAIGE YOU NEED BETTER FRIENDS PAIGE THOUGHT WE FORGOT ASH WEDNESDAY RIP JESSE JACKSON

OPEN PHONES: ANONYMOUS HAS A 75 YEAR OLD BOYFRIEND T AND C: BOB STOLE A PUPPY, IF THAT'S EVEN YOUR REAL NAME OPEN PHONES: PARTY MAN DAN'S FIRST CALL OF 2026

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY ROOMMATE WON'T MOVE OUT BDA: LISTEN TO THESE FILTHY KIDS THE STD ALL ADVICE CALL, HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE?

TERRY'S GIRL WANTS TO KEEP THEIR BABY'S FORESKIN FEEDBACK ON TERRY THE FORESKIN DADDY MATT AND FB GOT INVITED TO A CAREER FAIR

RIP TO ART, PAIGE'S BROTHER THE ICE KILLINGS IN MINNESOTA ANONYMOUS HAS A WILD DIVORCE STORY BDA: 60 DAYS IN, THE PRISON DUMPS

A full Monday edition of TRG, featuring feet pic talk, protesting, and so much more

MATTMAN GETS SOME MEAN FACEBOOK FEEDBACK JUDE CONFRONTED HIS CHEATING WIFE AND HER DUDE ANONYMOUS USE TO BE A PROTESTOR

OPEN PHONES: P1'S HAVE ADVICE FOR MIKE LADIES, YOU SHOULD BE SELLING THESE FEET PICS BDA: AMARILLA BY MORNIN

WILL GOT PANTSED IN FRONT OF HIS WHOLE FAMILY ALLEN SAYS HIS FRIEND'S NEW MAN LOOKS ABUSIVE FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 332

MATTMAN WENT TO CHICAGO FOR CHRISTMAS THE RIC FLAIR DRUNK CAMEO OPEN PHONES: OUR DRY JANUARY IS A DISASTER BDA: BOURBON STREET GRAVY

A full Friday edition of TRG featuring The Mouth of The South baby, Jimmy Hart LIVE on TRG

Ron got a lot of grand kids Here’s some karaoke that might sound familiar to you

Rob, call me Robert, Young lol, from Borderlands Comics and founder of SC Comicon stops by to talk about this year’s convention, new comics and shows, and a surprise mystery guest for us on the phone.. Our mystery guest is a damn legend.. the Mouth of The South Jimmy Hart baby, what a great guy to talk to

Hawaii evidently is a top global destination, WTF? Fat Boy thinks it’s nothing but slums P1 Looper called in with a damn knee slapper of a story about how Koreans love to sing Country Roads when they do karaoke and now we can’t stop doing it

Rob Young from Borderlands Comics is coming in today, he’s gotta guest for us too so let’s go ahead and check the phones We get a call from Ms X, the first one ever, and she’s got a surprise for the show We talked about the classic Weight Watchers phone scam from back in the day so if you’ve never heard it, here it is

A full Thursday edition of TRG, featuring a viral post of a bee taking a dump on a dude's leg? We play with the phones to get em working again, Fat Boy knocks us off the air in Chattanooga with his chair, literally, and Ron, who called in because he's about to have his 10TH DAMN GRAND KID, WOW!

Who the hell was Hootie from NASCAR? Damnit Fat Boy swears there was a Hootie in some capacity in NASCAR or is he getting Mandela Effected? Betsy the revenge cheat calls in

We going to the moon baby, been a minute, Artemis launch was a success Our phones might be fucked

Have you heard about the Whittaker family from West Virginia? OMG, it’s over a hundred years of inbreeding, they bark at each other, literally Ron’s about to have his tenth grandkid, wtf?

Gambling, why would you not support it as a gubernatorial candidate? Also restaurant rumors, a good one will definitely ruin a place for you We get an answer to our bee question, did that bee indeed take a dump on that dude’s knee in that viral pic Here we go again, a word we can’t think of but we don’t wanna look up

A full Wednesday edition of TRG, including Best Damn Audio, Betsy the co-worker who Derek got his "revenge cheat" with, and a dude working out in his yard butt ass naked in Fountain Inn

Let this dude be naked in his yard for god’s sake So here’s the big fight from yesterday between Derek, the revenge cheater, and his wife

Frank From Yesterday called back, his wife cheated on him years ago and they’re still together, so we have more questions for his ass Best Damn Audio, tag @ohmaffew and @fatboy933 if you see something funnier en shit

Horsepower and Caucasian, what the hell do these words mean? Where did they come from? Also, we guess which celebs are which ethnicity, be careful HA We got Betsy on the phone, guess who she is, she cheated with Derek from yesterday’s Truth and Consequences, allegedly…. Sounds legit tho..

Ol David thought he had a great gift idea, himself, for his girl to use whenever she wants hahaha April Fool’s Day sucks, was that funny what we just did? Be honest, lol

A full Tuesday edition of TRG, it's Fat Boy's 43rd birthday, also we go over some new Fussin names we can't wait to use, AND we have a Truth and Consequences involving a "revenge cheat", and well... you'll see how that didn't exactly work out like Derek thought it would, lol.

Insurance is such a fuckin scam, really, you gotta have it to die, what’s that about? Meeting someone who’s in an open relationship, welcome to the third wheel buddy

Are they watering down our gas now? We heard about mom and pops doing it when we were growing up but is everybody doing it now? Damn I hope not Mattman, are you the one that has to kill these animals before you eat em?

This Truth and Consequences featuring a couple trying to survive an evened score. She messed up first, he took it upon himself to get her back, but will they survive what happened?

We go through some Fussin names we haven’t used yet, can we still tho? Some are dirty on second thought, also, Happy Birthday Fat Boy Local baseball starts this weekend, let’s go Kid Rock had a military aircraft stop by his Nashville house yesterday, now everybody’s asking questions and threatening investigations and what not

A full Monday edition of TRG featuring: Paige is out, what the hell is happening with Tiger Woods? And some Mail Sack for YO ASS lol

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Rob Schneider says we should bring back the military draft, but he never served, so is he out of line? What would a draft now look like? Mail Sack baby, send your questions, comments, complaints to theriseguys@aol.com

If you protest constantly, what does that do for your mental state? Do you drive yourself crazy? How was the estate sale this weekend Mattman?

Fat Boy doesn’t wish Happy Birthdays unless he gets one first, psychotic? What the hell is happening with Tiger Woods lately? How you been Evelyn?

A Friday edition of TRG, featuring the FOF HOTLINE and do we have nuns local to us? We'd love to talk to one if we do..

Headlines Ol Anonymous is a big girl, she might be single for awhile because of it

The FOF HOTLINE is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318, this week was HOT with pissed off people, including a woman waiting to beat some ass as soon as she gets out of jail

Nuns, do we have any locally? Fat Boy says he’s never met a nun before, plus we have questions about the nunnery or whatever you call it HA Headlines

Mattman told Fat Boy he needs to watch Neighbors on MAX, he didn’t mean right this second tho..ever seen a dude workout OUTSIDE in a yellow thong? lol WOW! Random thought, is New York City floating? Why hasn’t it sunk yet?

A full Thursday edition of TRG featuring Anonymous, a BIG woman who only attracts certain people and she can't understand why. Also look out for the "Sauce Bandits" of Anderson County who robbed the Smokin Pig, let's get these boys... the SAUCE BANDITS lol

Headlines We need to save the Greenville Pickens Speedway

Headlines with the Smokin Pig in Pendleton getting robbed by… what Paige dubbed.. the “sauce bandits” Speaking of big women, Edith use to be one

Anonymous is sort of piggybacking on last week’s call with Tommy who can’t find big women, well she’s a big woman and there are only certain people that find her attractive, so does she only consider them now? We talk her through it

Did you know that Chef Boyardee was a real person? We thought Holy shit how the hell does Zach Bryan have this much money? More than damn Morgan Wallen somehow Headlines

A Wednesday edition of TRG featuring Best Damn Audio and a wicked neck tattoo that's kind of hot but only because it was on a chick, would look weird on a dude hahaha

ALL ADVICE SHOW: I'M NOT LETTING HER DO THAT TO ME BDA: COLONOCOPY TWENNY MINNUTE MATTMAN'S FOOT, HIS MOUTH, AND THE NECK TATTOO

BDA: EVERYTIME I COME IN HERE IT SITNK PAIGE GRADUATED FROM BUSH SCHOOL IF YOU FIND A DEAD BODY, DON'T CALL OUR SHOW

ALL ADVICE SHOW: I CAN'T HAVE KIDS OPEN PHONES: MY GIRL'S BIRD WATCHES US HOOK UP JADE CARGILL

OPEN PHONES: I KEPT THE WATCH MY EX GAVE ME OPEN PHONES: CLINTA HAS THOUGHTS ON THAT WATCH FAT BOY DOES SNIFFING SALTS T AND C: I'M BANGING YOUR BEST FRIEND

A full Tuesday edition of TRG featuring a brand new Mattman's Conspiracy Mystery about a pretty hot topic local to us here in the Upstate and should be for every racing fan everywhere

Headlines Tommy loves big women, he can’t find one tho

Headdys The parts of the brain, what the hell are they? There might be something to this whole thing

Mattman how the hell are you a current events guy and you HATE watching the news? Mike Joy talked about Greenville Pickens Speedway this past weekend, our thoughts Mattman’s Conspiracy Mystery dives into the mystery OF.. the Greenville Pickens Speedway

Ole Randy doesn’t like that his father in law, soon to be that is, has a nickname for him The video of the Laguardia Airport crash was pretty gnarly to be honest Headlines

A full Monday edition of TRG, including Bird Song, with the oddest call we've got in a while

Headlines The FOF Hotline is Open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

Tommy calls in with a unique issue, he loves big women, and he can’t find one to date.. Seriously?

Paige mouthy as fuck today, fun tho lol.. Also, why the fuck did she bring six apples to work today P1 Bird Song just moved up here, he was WILD to talk to on the phone btw Headlines

Who the hell was the deaf rapper we had on BDA before? We can’t find it for shit man If you had friends who kissed their parents on the mouth growing up, how’s that working out now? Headlines

A full Friday edition of TRG, with another FOF Hotline full of piss and vinnygur

Headlines JUG is in for Facebook Fussin

The FOF HOTLINE is Open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

No wonder Paige went back to her mountain house to get her new flashlight, it’s hung like hell lol Headlines

We’re getting new pics on the side of the building, also.. there’s a lot of angry UNC fans in town, who saw that shocker coming? So now these data centers are using robot dogs to guard their facilities Headlines

A full Thursday edition of TRG, featuring Jeremy Clements on another edition of Facebook Fussin

Headlines Damn Edith, you saw a lot during your first fifteen years in the club lol

Headlines JUG you ever seen some stuff in the crowd before a race? You know what we talkin about lol

Hey JUG, how’s the season so far? Facebook Fussin, send yours to theriseguys@aol.com

Well if you had a work schedule like Fat Boy’s trying to get, you’d never wanna quit your job lol, a week off a month.. come on dude, really? Can we get some equipment that works please? Thanks Headlines

Here's the full long version of the famed Chattanooga Tiki Palace

WOW! what a show we never saw coming, it was episodic, here's the full Wednesday edition of TRG featuring Best Damn Audio and Edith, stripping, and the famed Chattanooga Tiki Palace

Headlines Truth and Consequences, Sup Crai

Best Damn Audio is back for another week of hilarious clips, if you have any you can tag Mattman @ohmaffew and Fat Boy @fatboy933 on social media..

We get Edith’s account of what she saw in the Tiki Palace Club from back in the day, how she got there, and the murder for hire plot that brought the whole thing to it’s fall.

Did you know Chattanooga had a Playboy Club back in the day? Niiiice lol Open Phones brings us Edith, who just so happens to know a thing or two about said club, but more on that next hour

A full Tuesday edition of TRG, including Crai.. who really is Craig, but according to his Dad he's dropped the "g".. ok lol

Headlines Somebody, Paige, is busting out of they shirt this morning.. jesus man, suckers are UUUUGE

Headlines, also what the hell is Fartcoin? Sounds cool, let’s invest It’s been awhile since we checked in with Dan in Columbia’s submissions.. let’s do it now

Truth and Consequences featured a Dad who’s worried about his son and his, maybe his misappropriation of another culture and he doesn’t really know how to stop it

The studio is clean now, maybe a little too clean lol How the hell is it St. Patrick’s Day and we didn’t remember it? Is it that big of a deal anymore? Headlines

A full Monday edition of TRG, featuring pounding rain sounds coming through our headphones and Paige finding out FOR THE FIRST TIME, what a blumpkin is lol

Headlines Ol dude don’t want his dad’s car

The Mail Sack is back for another week of questions, comments, bitches, and complaints. Feel free to send yours to theriseguys@aol.com

These data centers are trying to pop up everywhere, Cherokee County, Lexington KY, we gotta have em tho…right?..maybe Paige do you have any flat chested friends? All your girls got big jacks lol Headlines

Where did the do si do come from? Did we say it right? Probably not, also Happy Stone Cold Day Is there any point to watching The Oscars anymore? Also, saving the Greenville-Pickens Speedway seems to be picking up some steam since Dale Jr. commented on it

A full Friday edition of TRG, YA COCKWOMBLES, we found out what the hell that means actually, thanks to P1 DC...

Headlines Mattman’s Conspiracy Mystery

Edith From Chattanooga calls in, always something interesting when she calls in, this time she gave out her full name if you gonners are out there looking Open Phones brings us Brent, who’s Dad is getting his “affairs in order” and is starting to dole out some inheritances, thing is Brent’s not too happy about what he’s getting

Here’s a funny term from P1 DC that we never heard before, and if it’s a slur we’re sorry lol More Open Phones with a clarification from P1 REX about the burning dog story Fat Boy told us about earlier

Mattman and Fat Boy found out something they have in common, they both shred.. like documents, constantly, ahhh the joys of getting old, lol The news coming out of Iran isn’t always accurate but damn if it don’t look real… Headlines

A full Thursday edition of TRG featuring the return... of Mattman's Conspiracy Mystery.. AND Paige declaring herself the "broken condom baby"

Headlines All Advice Show, get at us theriseguys@aol.com

Paige wasn’t suppose to be here evidently, listen to this story she drops on us The guy in Los Angeles that died by cutting his own penis off, well there’s more to that story evidently

Concert festivals, not for us anymore…here are some old concert memories from back in the day Mattman’s Conspiracy Mystery, is the NBA rigged?

Damn we got some great ideas, Nothing Butt Fudge, Café And Get Some, etc.. don’t steal our ideas lol. ALSO, you might be a little too close to your dog Paige lol Here are some “shit hole” countries that we might not wanna visit lol Headlines

A full Wednesday edition of TRG, featuring two rounds of Best Damn Audio, and we comment on the new billionaires list just released by Forbes

Headlines All Advice Show

Guess the Billionaires. The new list came out, Paige struggled for a second Best Damn Audio featuring the church, cussing, and President Trump

Again, we all over the place but fuck it, shit’s fun.. hahah Man we don’t miss backstage pass, not one bit Mattman damn near died yesterday, popped a damn tire

We all over the place today, fun shit tho Shit we got late, let us catch up here.. AND F ya mammy bitch Headlines

A full monthly All Advice Show Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Mattman had a roommate over the weekend, a fuckin lamb hahaha

The All Advice Show continues with Angie, who’s big as shit, but she’s trying to change that. Much to her friends’ chagrin, will she keep them around?...

It finally happened, Mattman cracked a rat in front of his lady The All Advice Show kicks off with some security footage catching something that it might not should have seen… what?

Women dead lifting tons of weight, getting big ass legs, don’t get carried away Our thoughts on the state of the Greenville Pickens Speedway Headlines

A full Monday edition, featuring our resident lamb babysitter Mattman, Mail Sack, and more, of TRG

Headlines The FOF HOTLINE is OPEN 24/7, call now 864-241-4318

That ain’t a scarf you got from Hussein’s palace page, might be his jack rag tho hahaha Mail Sack time, send your questions, comments, complaints, to theriseguys@aol.com

Mattman got a baby lamb, he almost had to bring it in with him today So what’s up in Iran this week? Headlines

Dude is perturbed because his girl’s bird watches them hook up. Also, Fat Boy you might want to think about using some different passwords from here on out It’s really interesting the types of dead animals you find on the side of the road lately, odd positions too

A full Friday edition of TRG featuring the FOF HOTLINE, it's open 24/7 by the way, CALL NOW 864-241-4318

Headlines Ol Thomas’s wife’s family wants to have Grandma’s funeral IN HIS HOUSE

The FOF HOTLINE IS OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

Do you remember your first funeral? That stuff always sticks with ya man A company in Washington state is trying to make it mandatory for their employees to be micro chipped Headlines

How did the “good Samaritan” start? Who the f was it? Ain’t it a law too? So many questions “I had to stop and pick up a blood cup”… Fat Boy after getting his tooth pulled yesterday Headlines

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Best Damn Audio

We get an email from a worldly traveler, spread the word bruh, help us out, get us to Japan HA The damn room just erupted, not in a good way either

Matt has a big favor he needs to ask the room for.. ya’ll cool with sharing a studio with his new lamb next week? lol Thomas calls in and he isn’t too excited about being asked about hosting a wake at his house for a family member, is that shit even legal?

Ol dude over hear talking about taking barbwire to the throat because the state of South Carolina MIGHT outlaw barbwire fencing, WHAT? If you’re a doctor and you can keep up with all the damn medications out there now then you’re great, cuz they a damn lot of em Headlines

A full Wednesday edition of TRG, featuring Best Damn Audio with a salty, and pissed off, Alex Jones lol

Headlines Kendall found birth control pills in his wife’s purse, so much for having a kid I guess

Best Damn Audio is back, if you see a clip tag @fatboy933 and @ohmaffew and we just might use yours

So Mattman had to get his birth certificate, congrats on being certified born lol Remember getting hit with hickory sticks back in the day? Those damn things tore us up lol Headlines

Remember the Black Crowes Amorica album? We forgot about the “underwear hair” on it hahaha Got a cheese festival somewhere? Fat Boy will definitely go to it Headlines

A full Tuesday edition of TRG, including Kendall who found birth control in his wife's purse... WTF dude? They were trying to have a kid too, or so he thought....

Headlines Mail Sack, send your questions to theriseguys@aol.com

Headlines Well Paige you really didn’t have to say it like that but yes, that is a weird fetish

Mattman got some new additions to his farm Kendall calls in to talk about what he found in his wife’s purse that drove him straight to a divorce lawyer

What’s the movie where the autistic dude smacks himself when shit gets loud? Do you Google exactly that? We ain’t gonna find an answer lol Now let’s figure out how these bands got their names, Wang Chung is two white dudes, WTF? Headlines

A full Monday edition of TRG, our thoughts on Iran, weird looking water head dogs, and mirrors... WTF?, it's all inside

Headlines Brett the college student has a horny aunt who was coming to town this past weekend

You won’t believe how much the average “creator” makes on Only Fans now, it will astonish you The Mail Sack is back for more action, including Lexapro dude from last week, send your questions, comments, complaints to theriseguys@aol.com

Who invented mirrors and why were Native Americans scared of them Races, we break it down hahaha, really tho, we do have questions Headlines

So we just found out what Apple Head dogs are and WOW!@ Our thoughts on what happened in Iran over the weekend Headlines

A full Friday edition of TRG, including young college student Brett, who's horny aunt is coming to town this weekend lol

Headlines Facebook Fussin

Open Phones brings us Brett, a college student who’s not a fan of his aunt, his mom’s sister, coming to visit him, since it usually means she’s gonna hook up with half the frat, lol

Maybe animal themed restaurants/cafes aren’t the best idea Free Plug Friday is back baby Headlines

Some of these stupid sound drops need to get out of here, to make room for new stupid ones lol Paige we have a question….do you get tired of us talking about your knockers? Your jugs? Your fun bags? Your silky milkies? Your jacks?... :D Headlines

A full Thursday edition, with Facebook Fussin, of TRG

Headlines Best Damn Audio

If you’re 80-85 years old, sex don’t really matter much does it? Fat Boy doesn’t think so Evidently Britney Spears is still in a state of mental unrest, the videos keep coming

Celebrating the wins in life, it’s not for everybody lol Facebook Fussin, send your Fussin screen caps to theriseguys@aol.com Headlines

We ask Paige, “What’s in your purse?”… you won’t believe how much makeup this chick carries Headlines

A full Wednesday edition of TRG, featuring audio from Vincent...Kennedy....McMahon

Headlines Ol Robby, his girl, and her Lexapro..

Best Damn Audio featuring a Home Depot prank We get into the Vince McMahon body cam audio

We go over the State of The Union speech, what did you think? Headlines

There’s a lot in our way in this studio, can we move it? Looks like shit sometimes lol Headlines

A full Tuesday edition of TRG.. Paige gets dingleberries and twig and berries mixed up, and Robby can't stop snooping through his gir's bag.. until he found something he wasn't prepared to see..

Headlines Fat Boy the huffer, doesn’t huff anymore… sanitizer everywhere thanks you

Headlines Celebrities are facing backlash for starting Go Fund Me pages, but doesn’t everybody? Also Paige got “twig and berries” mixed up with “dingleberries”

Wanna shovel snow in NYC? Better have a shit ton of identification lol Robby called in because he found some Lexapro in his girl’s bag on a recent trip together, so now he has second thoughts on the deal.. What would you do? We got some response on this call for sure

Church back in the day, it was frowned upon to bounce around, cool now tho, we re-live some of our old church memories How the hell do dj’s “dj”? Plus, why do you cost so much? Headlines

A full Monday, a little grim tho lol, edition of TRG

Headlines The FOF Hotline is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

Fat Boy burned his sausage, we mean burned the shit out of it, but he still ate it, which brought us back to talking about growing up in “well done” houses, where every damn thing had to be “well done” A little mini Mail Sack for your Monday

We go into more Epstein stuff as far as it relates to a company that takes school pictures nationwide and it sucks but some of this stuff you gotta pay attention to, right? We might have taken too many stackers, hydroxycut, and other pills back in the day Headlines

From a chick who lost too much weight to a guy who’s too sexually vanilla, people just can’t be happy can they? Mattman has a goat he’s not a fan of anymore, he’s hoping he runs away hahaha Headlines

A full FOF Friday edition of TRG

Headlines Chantel, you got less than a week to get at us, or something gonna happen… we ain’t gonna do anything, Anonymous ex says she’s gonna do something lol

The FOF HOTLINE is back baby, and it’s OPEN 24/7, so call now, 864-241-4318

A huge child sex/obscene material bust coming out of Anderson County yesterday, some people man…what makes you turn that way?.... Another episode of “Hey, Mattman Can’t Remember Shit About Shit” hahaha Headlines

Impromptu traffic fun this morning, also Maaaryee stories from back in the day Thank you management for allowing us to park on property, WOW! Got some spot thieves around here Headlines

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Best Damn Audio, BUTT HORN lol

Headlines Time for a little TRG Karaoke with Paige

Anonymous Ex from the STD situation is back with another update Fat Boy you need to stop huffing, Anonymous can tell you why

We found out what a “dive bar” actually means, plus the cool bars don’t actually work for too long Sup Bitch Lips hahaha Headlines

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines Shane’s asshole parents are abandoning him and his brother to move out to sea

Paige might be getting taken advantage of Best Damn Audio is back

We’ve about had it with celebrity podcasts and other ways these assholes try to make a quick buck Guess what day it is Paige? Do you know?.. cuz we do.. Headlines

Schools now have no personalities, we miss the old ones Leave Michael Jordan alone damnit, we don’t want him to boycott media now Headlines

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Her boyfriend is old as shit lol, she’s cool with it tho

Shane calls in because his parents are about to sell their house and make a HUGE move, to the damn high seas, for life

Coolio died, how the hell did we forget that? Also, RIP to Jesse Jackson So the term “hair lip” is offensive now?.. Sorry Headlines

We hit it all this morning, including some Epstein information on a local level that we found out We gotta stop with the Bonnamassa bit already Headlines

A full Presidents Day edition of TRG

MATT WENT TO PBR, SAW CJ VANCE, AND CJ CALLS IN OPEN PHONES: THE STD EX TELLS HER SIDE OF THE STORY FAT BOY GOT MATTMAN ON A HOT MIC

RUDY DOES BACKGROUND CHECKS ON EVERYBODY ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY ROOMMATE WON'T MOVE OUT BDA: LISTEN TO THESE FILTHY KIDS

ANONYMOUS HAS A WILD DIVORCE STORY OPEN PHONES: BIG BOY JUST FOUND OUT HE HAS A KID ALL ADVICE SHOW: SHE TOLD PEOPLE I HAVE AN STD

TERRY'S GIRL WANTS TO KEEP THEIR BABY'S FORESKIN FEEDBACK ON TERRY THE FORESKIN DADDY ANONYMOUS USE TO BE A PROTESTOR

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines Anonymous Wife is on the show, she needs an “out of the box” idea for her husband for Valentimes Day and what not

Anonymous is about to meet her boyfriend’s kids this weekend, he’s 75 tho.. so his kids are a lot older, how’s that gonna go?

Here’s some Friday The 13th numerology for ya Party Man Dan checks in for the first time this year, with a shit ton of questions Headlines

Shout out to local sports, and national, hosts, how do you do it? Fat Boy’s tired already There use to be more Super Bowl memorabilia for sale after the big game but not so much anymore Headlines

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Jeremy Clements stopped by yesterday, don’t miss his race Saturday baby LIVE from Daytona International Speedway

Headlines This Day In History, shout out lesbians

Anonymous wife needs to know what to do for her husband this Valentine’s Day, how does she switch it up? Open Phones has some suggestions for her

This chick only showered once a week? She is hopefully changing that Can you be a “pot head” and not listen to Bob Marley? Or does everybody have to perpetuate that stereotype? Headlines

A full Wednesday show featuring Jeremy Clements of the O'Reilly Auto Parts Racing Series

Headlines Bob, is that even your real name? Puppy thief

Headlines Best Damn Audio featuring a fun tune about NOT surprise visiting somebody at home when they least expect it

Paige has been having some pretty bad nightmares recently Jeremy Clements, driver of the #51 on the new O’Reilly Auto Parts tour in studio Headlines

Paige is showing em off today, BIG TIME Headlines

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Anonymous won some money on the Super Bowl, so is he gonna tell his damn wife?

Headlines Here’s a new song for your enjoyment, stay away from my damn door

This Truth and Consequences involved a dog who was abandoned, but found a new home, but was stolen? Honestly it’s hard to give Bob any shit in this situation, but we tried to lol

The local Jeffrey Epstein connection is picking up steam, we’d love to interview the person in question. Also, Chappell Roan dropped her management over Epstein allegations, and damn did she look hot in her Grammy dress with her titties out and what not Headlines

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines The FOF Hotline is Open 24/7, Call now, 864-241-4318

Headlines Fat Boy saw something this weekend you don’t expect to see in a public restaurant, a bare titty lol

Headlines Open Phones brings us Anonymous, who after last night’s Super Bowl, has deeper pockets than he’s ever had this football season

How many people aren’t working today? TONS Super Bowl talk, alternate halftime show, commercials, our thoughts

A full Friday edition of TRG

Savannah Guthrie’s Mom is still missing and it’s not looking good from what we know so far Hey Mattman, that mic is LIVE buddy

The FOF Hotline is back with a ton of piss and vinegar, call now 864-241-4318

The Super Bowl is losing momentum rapidly it seems, why? How the hell does the circus not have animals? They have robot ones

If you had to move at this age could you? Some people just can’t adjust as easily anymore Can we get a handset around here? Some other stuff that works, also, why do people love the gay hockey show so much?

A full Thursday edition of TRG

How about some ear buds that will work with your brain to pick out your favorite music? Best Damn Audio with some filthy mouthed kids

Fat Boy recorded a hilarious off mic moment after yesterday’s show that he had to share with us all Don’t show us videos longer than a few seconds please.. Happy National Fart Day

Kid Rock vs Bad Bunny, who’s your halftime show? Remember the STD guy from earlier in the week? Well here’s his ex and she explains her side of the situation

Is everything a distraction now? Makes you wonder about certain things What happens to evidence after cops don’t need it anymore? The new Super Bowl 250 patch celebrating the country’s birthday is gonna go for a lot of money soon.

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines Old due won’t move out, so Terry don’t know what to do

Headlines Best Damn Audio is back with P1 submissions and stuff we’ve found on our own too, tag @ohmaffew and @fatboy933 in the videos you think are funnier’n shit

Matt’s on the lookout for a bull rider from Abbeville, an apology is in order Ask and we shall receive, PBR’s CJ Vance calls in to answer our questions after we just asked about him More on Anonymous’ STD situation from yesterday

If you’re a legit whore, not a sex worker, like a woman who likes to hook up a lot, then you’re wired like a dude right? Fat Boy has questions Paige breaks down sex addictions for us, very interesting, we’d still love to talk to somebody who has one Headlines

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Which states pay the most? Listen and fuckin find out hahaha

Headlines The All Advice Show continues with a nasty rumor and everybody trying to get to the bottom of it

Before we get to the All Advice Show, check out this email for later The All Advice Show kicks off with Jerry, who can’t figure out how to get rid of his roommate, we see if we can bust this domestic partnership up lol

Paige gets grilled this morning, also Mattman has trouble remembering what he was gonna stay The damn Epstein Files are vast, a little ridiculous at this point, right?

A full Monday edition of TRG, Happy Black History Month baby

Headlines Rudy does background checks on everybody

Coach Lou Holtz is in hospice care now we learned, thoughts with you coach The Mail Sack is back, send your questions, comments, etc to theriseguys@aol.com

We weren’t huge fans of this year’s Royal Rumble, feels weird being in Saudi Arabia Which state pays the highest hourly wage? The answer might shock yo ass Headlines

Paige is shot out of a cannon this morning, funny shit tho Mattman went to the rodeo over the weekend, snowing like hell outside Headlines

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines Facebook Fussin, send your Fussins to theriseguys@aol.com

Headlines P1 text and reactions from Big Boy’s call yesterday

You won’t believe the lengths people will go to pass a drug test, like drinking bleach Rudy calls in for Open Phones and he’s tired of catching hell from his friends for something he’s known for….and that’s doing background checks on everybody he meets

It’s gonna snow, bump this shit man Fat Boy ate at a restaurant with a C on the window Headlines

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Best Damn Audio

Are the measles still big in South Carolina? According to national news we are leading the nation in measles outbreaks but are we? We literally don’t know anybody who’s been exposed to it Sup Big Boy, turns out ol Big Boy has a kid he didn’t know about

The Alcatraz Coyote is taking over the old San Francisco prison, and he’s getting fatter. Fat Boy remembers when a coyote was loose in Clemson a couple of years ago and how menacing it was Facebook Fussin, send your Fussins to theriseguys@aol.com Headlines

Mattman asks if anybody in the room has ever heard of Effingham SC, to which Fat Boy said he had, then the conversation turned to Florence and that part of the state in general, like if you weren’t on your way to the beach, you’d never go to Florence lol Headlines

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

What makes an adrenaline junkie? Anonymous tells us a story of how he got divorced and our heads still hurt

Matt and Fat Boy got asked to host a career fair, that might not end well Best Damn Audio with a Dolly Parton story, from her mouth, you’ll love, and clips about shitting and what not :D

Ludacris is off the Rock The Country Festival coming to Anderson this Summer, here’s what Barry from Shinedown had to say about it Faces Of Death is coming back, do we need it tho? Mattman knew somebody who didn’t know if the business call they had recently was real or not

No Paige today as she grieves the loss of her brother Art, I’m sure I spelled that wrong.. LOL, also a little world affairs talk with Matt and Fat Boy this morning Remember the Boobie Bank? Thank God we didn’t do a Dong Bank hahaha, or a Weiner Wallet The Doomsday Clock is about to go off again?...

A full Tuesday edition of TRG, we back, weather be damned lol

Headlines The FOF hotline is open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

ICE in Minnesota, we have questions, we should talk about this anyway right? You’re not filming that in my restaurant, buddy Alex Honnold climbed a big ass tower recently, guess how much he got paid

Anonymous went through a lot to setup his wife for cheating just to get divorced, is he in the right, or a tad psycho? Headlines

If the news cusses, can we too? Paige drops HUGE news on us during the break, her brother passed away Headlines

Brrr it's cold as F, it's a full worst of edition of The Rise Guys

BDA: LISTEN TO THIS FOUL MOUTH LITTLE KID OK MATTMAN, DO THESE NASTY THINGS ALSO MAKE YOU SICK? OPEN PHONES: I KNOW WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT MY DAUGHTERS

MMCM: FRANCIS WHARTON AND THE DEER TEETH OPEN PHONES: HOW DO I STOP SMOKING? T AND C: I HAD TO QUIT BECAUSE I HUFFED THE GLUE

OPEN PHONES UPDATE: I GOT MY BROTHER'S WIFE PREGNANT T AND C: I'M NOT HAVING A THREESOME WITH YOUR WIFE OPEN PHONES: UNCLE OR DAD? THE DNA RESULTS ARE IN

OPEN PHONES: I GOT MY BROTHER'S WIFE PREGNANT: PART ONE OPEN PHONES: I GOT MY BROTHER'S WIFE PREGNANT: PART TWO ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY HUSBAND DOESN'T WANT A THREESOME ALL ADVICE SHOW: I'M NOT COOL WITH MY HUSBAND HUNTING NOW

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines Ol Anonymous use to protest, and could you believe they offered to pay him to do it?

The FOF Hotline is Open 24/7, call now 864-241-4318

Fat Boy you know the words to too many puss songs Who’s getting the hotel room the boss offered? Last chance Headlines

Paige did your husband smoke when you were banging? Also, have you ever looked at a pic and felt like you could smell it? Fat Boy saw a pic where he thought the dude was dead Are we expected to be here Monday? The weather is suppose to be shit bruh Headlines

Headlines Here’s some P1 feedback on Terry, the foreskin daddy hahaha

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Damn Mattman you’re making me feel old

What are the steps of war? What happens during a takeover? We have questions Anonymous use to be a protestor, now he’s not, so what happened?

Is forehead one word? Anyway, skin grafting,, how does it work? Would you want some scrotum skin on other parts of your body? Paige would love it HA The boss offered us hotel rooms for the weather, shall we partake?

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines Terry, the foreskin daddy

Headlines The situation in Minneapolis doesn’t seem to be getting much better, and the kids are suffering through all of it by pure exposure

We get some feedback about Terry’s call about his lady wanting to keep their baby’s foreskin. The things people have kept might surprise you

The weather is about to turn, here it comes, get ready Headlines

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Jude got cheated on, confronted his girl and her man, that didn’t work out well

Headlines The Bears, from Chicago, were putting Cheyenne peppers in their socks during the game Sunday, should we try that with our nipples?

Paige makes another grand entrance at Bourbon and Bacon last Friday night, then immediately left to get drunk somewhere else Terry calls in, he’s about to have a kid, his woman has a really odd request tho

We don’t post as much as we use to, don’t look at it as much, are we done with social media? Fat Boy saw the five hour Billy Joel doc over the weekend, what a legend Headlines

A full MLK Day TRG show

MATTMAN GETS SOME MEAN FACEBOOK FEEDBACK T AND C: YOU STOLE THAT JACKET T AND C YOU STOLE THAT JACKET, DONNA CALLS IN

ALLEN SAYS HIS FRIEND'S NEW MAN LOOKS ABUSIVE LADIES, YOU SHOULD BE SELLING THESE FEET PICS BDA: AMARILLA BY MORNIN

BDA: BOURBON STREET GRAVY WILL GOT PANTSED IN FRONT OF HIS WHOLE FAMILY FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 332

MATTMAN WENT TO CHICAGO FOR CHRISTMAS THE RIC FLAIR DRUNK CAMEO THE CELEBS WE LOST IN 2025 OPEN PHONES: OUR DRY JANUARY IS A DISASTER

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines People being an asshole to Mattman on Facebook

The access of information we have now is crazy, is full transparency a good thing?.. Open Phones brings us Jude, who like our boy earlier in the week found out his woman cheated on him but he actually DID confront both parties, here’s how that worked out.

A little TRG Karaoke too early in the morning, especially with this filthy song Mattman can see the girl but what's her name?... seems to happen a lot Headlines and shit

Fat Boy is wondering when/if he’s gonna get sick again for the year, Paige says “don’t jinx yourself and us”…. WOW! Mattman brought Paige a belated Christmas gift that Fat Boy thinks WON’T fit, turns out your wrong buddy Headlines

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Best Damn Audio

Fat Boy and Mattman question the point of keeping social media accounts when the person has passed away, both have a story about how it affected them on different levels Greg Biffle’s house got broken into, what’s wrong with people? Happy 23 years to TRG, give us a party damnit

Fat Boy you finally got a car that’s as big as you are We share a video with ya, and the damn comments make us think twice lol Headlines

Potholes, volcanoes, is the world gonna literally blow? How the hell do you even get a pothole? What causes it? Paige, you just told everybody that the Rock This Country Tour coming to Anderson is gonna have every damn musician ever on it, you might have pissed a few people off lol Headlines

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines P1’s have some advice if you catch your mate cheating, could be helpful to you

Best Damn Audio returns with a not so delicious dish from across the pond, and various other funny laughable moments. Send your BDA clips to @ohmaffew and @fatboy933 on Instagram

Fat Boy knows a girl who almost sold her feet pics but her man put a stop to it, why? It’s money on the table Wait til you hear what Stumpy’s daughter tried to put him up to to make a little extra money

Can somebody book us an interview with SHAQ? Make it happen, we got a lot of questions, good ones too The Timothy Busfield situation is a surprise to say the least Headlines

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Dude says he’s saying something to his girlfriend about the dudes she dates

Headlines The NYC nursing strike is going strong, the fugg we gonna do without nurses?

Mike calls in, his wife is cheating on him but he doesn’t know what to do with the information he has, luckily the P1’s fill up the phones to help him out, will he heed our advice? Is that how you spell that?

Fat Boy trolls card rippers on TikTok but it’s obvious people are doing it now for a cash grab, plus the Female body over the years, what would it look like now if it weren’t for corsets, minimizer bras, and all the other shit ladies wear to change they shapes Shoutout to Cooter’s Garage in Pigeon Forge, here’s to you

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines The FOF Hotline is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW 864-241-4318

We get an Email from Chris in Easley who found an article from scientists from the 50’s and how they thought the world would be in seventy five years, which is now The Mail Sack is back, send your questions, comments, complaints to theriseguys@aol.com

How the hell do you sell power? Somebody let us know, it’s blowing our minds Anonymous is tired of standing by while a girl friend of his keeps dating the same dude, so he’s gonna say something to her about it, is he meddling? Headlines

We got “in trouble” over an email last Friday, but really it felt like a double standard, why? Do you retain what you se on a Billboard? We’d damn like one since they are so cheap now, we’ve had one over fifteen years ago Headlines

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines ATTENTION, do not pants family members in front of teenagers, thank you

The FOF HOTLINE is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

The ribbon cutting ceremony for the re-built Biltmore McDonalds was yesterday, nice to have that back Headlines

“Tongue in Cheek”, who the hell started that? AND, is it just a blowjob reference? Headlines Fat Boy is back in on Baylen Out Loud….”Up Top Girl Scout”

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Dry January just got a lot more complicated

Open Phones brings us Will, who got pantsed at a family party and it might come back to bite him in court, he also doesn’t wear underwear so everybody saw EVERYTHING P1 Motive calls in to remind us of the last time he was in the studio, damn near 20 years ago, WOW!

Newspapers are dying, Pittsburgh is about to be the first major U.S. city without a newspaper Facebook Fussin, after a mild camera delay we get going

Gas station sandwiches, old people, and memories from way back when Headlines Speaking of churches from earlier, here are some that are popular elsewhere, i.e. Hip Hop Church

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines Shout out to all we lost in 2025

Headlines The first Best Damn Audio of the new year, featuring the “Bourbon St Gravy” and some old people who can’t seem to nail the take

Open Phones brings us Anonymous, who’s doing “Dry January” with a buddy of his and it’s not going so well. Tina calls in with something to say about this whole thing

People are protesting the monks walking through the state, why? Stop, quit it, damnit Headlines

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Mattman hit Chicago over the break, will he move there?...

We almost shit when we see how low the federal minimum wage is Ric Flair pissed a couple people off with his recent Cameos they paid big money for

An “In Memoriam” for those we lost in 2025, some you might have forgotten, sorry to open old wounds Headlines

Can you believe it’s been five years since “January 6th”? WOW! Headlines RIP MTV

A full Monday, we back baby, LIVE edition of TRG

Goats are assholes, they really are, just no way to get around it Headlines

Mattman went to Chicago over the break, he and Fat Boy probably vacation a little differently

Picture it, “I Did You Last Summer” and instead of a hook hand, it’s a dildo for a hand, and he can’t spit saliva, it’s straight up baby oil from his mouth, yeah you’d watch that Fat Boy you don’t really know shit about horses do you? Headlines

Truth and Consequences involving a lot of money and a misunderstanding Paige’s new cup, gift from Mattman, looks really phallic, is that how you spell dick in nice words? LOL A little Best Damn Audio with some Jamaican KFC

A full Friday edition of TRG

OPEN PHONES: I GOT DUMPED BECAUSE OF MY TEETH OPEN PHONES: HANG UP ALREADY MICHAEL OPEN PHONES: THE BOY SOBER MOVEMENT

ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY SON IS TAKING TWO BIG GIRLS TO PROM TEXT AND FEEDBACK FROM ALL ADVICE PROM MOM'S CALL ALL ADVICE SHOW: SHOULD I LET MY KIDS GO TO SENIOR WEEK?

OPEN PHONES: I SMOKED WEED ON EASTER AND IT CHANGED MY LIFE THE FIRST EVER SPERM RACE IS TODAY, REALLY.. DID ANYBODY WATCH THE SPERM RACE?

RIP MARY THOMAS HARRIS OPEN PHONES: P1'S REMEMBER MATT'S MOM MARY BDA: HOCKEY AND SCOTTISH BOOBIES PASSING DOWN GRAVE PLOTS FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION

HAPPY NEW YEAR! A full new year edition of TRG

BDA: THE RAPPING PREACHER OPEN PHONES: SHE ASKED ME HOW MUCH MONEY I MAKE OPEN PHONES: FEEDBACK ON MONEY IN RELATIONSHIPS

THE WEIRDEST EMAIL WE'VE EVER GOTTEN, WHAT'S IN THE BAG? OPEN PHONES: BRENT MIGHT HAVE TO SELL HIS MASTERS TICKETS TO HIS BOSS THERE'S A NEW MATTMAN FARM SONG, AND IT'S GREAT

PAIGE GETS PRANK REVENGE ON MATTMAN WITH GLORIA JEFF HARDY MATTMAN'S SC COMICON REVIEW, MEETING STING

THE BIRTHDAY ROAST OF FAT BOY: PART ONE THE BIRTHDAY ROAST OF FAT BOY: PART TWO BDA: STROKE REPORTER AND MR T. HEY DOLLY, IT WAS OUR IDEA FIRST

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

OPEN PHONES: DILDO DEREK, WILLA'S BOYFRIEND CALLS IN T AND C: I PEED ON YOUR WEDDING ALBUM OJ AUCTION AND DOG FIGHTING RINGS

MMCM: PETER BERGMANN, THE MAN WHO NEVER EXISTED OPEN PHONES: MY BOYFRIEND HAS TOO MANY SEX TOYS DEREK, WILLA'S BOYFRIEND, LEAVES US A VOICEMAIL

OPEN PHONES: MY MOM HAS A BOYFRIEND IN PRISON OPEN PHONES: I HAVE ADVICE FOR THE MOM DATING THE PRISONER BRET "THE HITMAN" HART

DO YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM IN FRONT OF YOUR PARTNER? OPEN PHONES: MICHAEL GOT HIT BY TWO TRUCKS AT ONCE FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 315 OPEN PHONES: THE TOW TRUCK DRIVER FROM THE FOF HOTLINE CALLS IN

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

FAT BOY DROVE TO ATLANTA TO GET A POT PIE IF A KID WANTS TO WORK, LET THE KID WORK FAT BOY GOT HIS DAD'S ASHES BACK

SPELLINBURG: PAIGE VS PARTY MAN DAN MMCM: BOBBY DUNBAR, THE MISSING KID ALL ADVICE SHOW: I'VE LOST ALMOST ALL MY SAVINGS

OPEN PHONES: I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE A 20 YEAR OLD SON OPEN PHONES UPDATE: I MIGHT HAVE A 20 YEAR OLD SON BDA: ANGRY GRANNY WANTS TO WATCH RASSLIN

HAPPY 73RD BIRTHDAY TO MATT'S MOM MARY FAT BOY DONATED HIS DAD'S BODY TO SCIENCE MMCM: I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS: PART ONE MMCM: I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS: PART TWO

A full Monday edition of TRG

OPEN PHONES: I GOT MY GIRL A MOLD OF MY JUNK FOR VALENTINE'S DAY OPEN PHONES UPDATE: I GOT MY GIRL A MOLD OF MY JUNK OPEN PHONES: I'M DATING AN OLD TEACHER OF MINE, DO I TELL HER?

BDA: XAVIER LEGETTE AND FECAL PEOPLE FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 316 MMCM: SOBER SUE, MAKE HER LAUGH AND WIN BIG MONEY

OPEN PHONES: TIFFANY SAYS HER MAID OF HONOR IS TOO FAT OPEN PHONES: TIFFANY'S MAID OF HONOR HOLLY CALLS IN OPEN PHONES: GOING TO THE BATHROOM IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER

MATT AND FAT BOY SWAP SQUIRREL STORIES MIKE IS AN EX CON WHO WISHES HE COULD VOTE BDA: I'M NOT A MA'AM DAMNIT ALL ADVICE SHOW: I DON'T WANT MY DEAD GRANDPA'S STUFF

You return those gifts yet? Get pissed you didn't get what you wanted? Listen to a full edition of TRG while you wait in the return line lol

THE ESCAPED SOUTH CAROLINA MONKEYS, WE HAVE QUESTIONS BDA: CHOP SUEY KARAOKE AND MESSING WITH CARTS YOU WANT YOUR WOMAN TO HAVE A LITTLE BITCH IN HER

ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY GIRL HAS A NIPPLE FETISH OPEN PHONES: I DON'T WANT TO TELL MY WIFE WHO I VOTED FOR OPEN PHONES: THREESOME HORROR STORIES

PARTY MAN DAN KNOCKED HIMSELF OUT THE OTHER DAY WE SAW TERRIFIER 3, THE MOVIE MAKING EVERYBODY SICK WHAT'S THE SICKEST MOVIE YOU'VE EVER SEEN?

BDA: LISTEN TO THIS FOUL MOUTH LITTLE KID OPEN PHONES: MICHAEL THE CHAPLIN FROM CHATTANOOGA OPEN PHONES: I KNOW WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT MY DAUGHTERS MMCM: THE CLEVELAND BALLOON FEST OF 1986

Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas to you all, it's a full TRG

OPEN PHONES: I MET A GIRL IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY GREAT AUNT IS AN ASS H FAT BOY SAW AN OLD GUY NAKED AT THE GYM

OPEN PHONES: I WANT TO GET CIRCUMCISED NOW OPEN PHONES: ANONYMOUS GOT CIRCUMSISED WHEN HE WAS 13 EMAIL: NO THANKS TO YOU PAIGE, I'M GETTING REJUVENATION SURGERY NOW

BDA: POUND TOWN AND WASHING A HORSE ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY WIFE IS A CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORIST CHRISTOPHER GOT STUCK IN CHINA FOR FIVE YEARS

FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 319 FAT BOY IS SO FAT HE HAS STATIC ELECTRICITY SOUTH CAROLINA BANS PORNHUB OPEN PHONES: MY WIFE MAKES ME GET MY ASS BLEACHED

Ready for Santa? ... it's a full Christmas Eve edition of TRG

MMCM: PETER BERGMANN, THE MAN WHO NEVER EXISTED ALL ADVICE SHOW: I WANT A FEMALE ROOMMATE FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 317

OPEN PHONES: MY BOSS TALKS TO ME IN THE BATHROOM OPEN PHONES: GOING TO THE BATHROOM AT WORK BDA: KARAOKE COUPLE SINGS AFRICA

OPEN PHONES: MY BOYFRIEND HAS TOO MANY SEX TOYS DEREK, WILLA'S BOYFRIEND, LEAVES US A VOICEMAIL OPEN PHONES: DILDO DEREK, WILLA'S BOYFRIEND CALLS IN

OPEN PHONES: I'M DATING AN OLD TEACHER OF MINE, DO I TELL HER? OPEN PHONES: ANONYMOUS IS A PROFESSOR WHO DATES STUDENTS THE ORIGIN STORY OF ASSMOLE FAT BOY DROVE TO ATLANTA TO GET A POT PIE

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

STATES WE DON'T WANT TO TRAVEL TO: PART ONE STATES WE DON'T WANT TO TRAVEL TO: PART TWO KEEPING KIDS IN BAND IS VERY EXPENSIVE EVIDENTLY

IF A KID WANTS TO WORK, LET THE KID WORK MMCM: TIME TRAVELING PIGEONS OPEN PHONES: MY GIRL DOESN'T TAKE HER BRA OFF DURING SEX

OPEN PHONES: MY COUSIN BLOCKED ME OVER POLITICS ALL ADVICE SHOW: I HAVE SEX DREAMS ABOUT MY UNCLE BDA: COME BACK MAFFEW

OPEN PHONES: I GOT MY GIRL A MOLD OF MY JUNK FOR VALENTINE'S DAY OPEN PHONES: NICOLE THINKS THE JUNK MOLD IS A GREAT IDEA OPEN PHONES UPDATE: I GOT MY GIRL A MOLD OF MY JUNK SPELLINBURG: MATTMAN VS PAIGE

A full Monday edition of TRG

OUR SNL 50TH ANNIVERSARY REVIEW BDA: ANGRY GRANNY WANTS TO WATCH RASSLIN PAIGE WHEN THE HELL DID YOU GET FUNNY?

MMCM: BOBBY DUNBAR, THE MISSING KID FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 318 OPEN PHONES UPDATE: I MIGHT HAVE A 20 YEAR OLD SON

BDA: I DON'T SELL CRACK FAT BOY SAW AN OLD GUY NAKED AT THE GYM SPELLINBURG: MATTMAN VS FAT BOY

OPEN PHONES: DO I DONATE SPERM? MY WIFE SAYS YES: PART ONE OPEN PHONES: DO I DONATE SPERM? MY WIFE SAYS YES: PART TWO ALL ADVICE SHOW: I'VE LOST ALMOST ALL MY SAVINGS ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY GREAT AUNT IS AN ASS HOLE

A full Friday edition of TRG

PARTY MAN DAN MIGHT BE GETTING SCAMMED: PART ONE PARTY MAN DAN MIGHT BE GETTING SCAMMED: PART TWO SPELLINBURG: PAIGE VS PARTY MAN DAN

EMAIL: NO THANKS TO YOU PAIGE, I'M GETTING REJUVENATION SURGERY NOW OPEN PHONES: I MET A GIRL IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP OPEN PHONES: I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE A 20 YEAR OLD SON

MMCM: I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS: PART ONE MMCM: I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS: PART TWO BDA: XAVIER LEGETTE AND FECAL PEOPLE

FAT BOY DONATED HIS DAD'S BODY TO SCIENCE FAT BOY GOT HIS DAD'S ASHES BACK OPEN PHONES: TIFFANY SAYS HER MAID OF HONOR IS TOO FAT OPEN PHONES: TIFFANY'S MAID OF HONOR HOLLY CALLS IN

A full Thursday edition of TRG

DO YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM IN FRONT OF YOUR PARTNER? OPEN PHONES: GOING TO THE BATHROOM IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 313

OPEN PHONES: MY WIFE MAKES ME GET MY ASS BLEACHED OPEN PHONES: I WANT TO GET CIRCUMCISED NOW OPEN PHONES: ANONYMOUS GOT CIRCUMSISED WHEN HE WAS 13

BDA: POUND TOWN AND WASHING A HORSE CHRISTOPHER GOT STUCK IN CHINA FOR FIVE YEARS IS CUSSING AT WORK OK?

HAPPY 73RD BIRTHDAY TO MATT'S MOM MARY OPEN PHONES: MICHAEL GOT HIT BY TWO TRUCKS AT ONCE ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY WIFE IS A CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORIST ALL ADVICE SHOW: I DON'T WANT MY DEAD GRANDPA'S STUFF

A full Wednesday, and last show of the year, of TRG

Headlines Ol dude banged a co worker at his company Christmas party, foul dude, foul…

Here’s our favorite, more importantly your favorite, Best Damn Audio clips of 2025

Dan In Columbia sends a couple of new songs in that suck lol Spellinburg with a twist, for GAHLAY.COM gift cards Headlines

“Pouring soup” on somebody, Paige I think you just came up with a new euphemism for pissing lol Headlines Sports

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Company Christmas Party fallout, Fat Boy you missed a great one

Headlines According to Johns Hopkins University, your farts are your best friend

Open Phones brings us Anonymous, who might have messed up at his company Christmas Party, and then Jason, who didn’t really agree with the advice we gave Anonymous

Cheating, if you do it, better be careful, cover your tracks OR end up on Truth and Consequences lol Headlines Sports

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines The FOF HOTLINE is OPEN 24/7, 864-241-4318

More about the Diddy documentary, that dude will have a comeback right? Fat Boy seems to think so Mail Sack, and Paige talking about getting drugged back in the day

Fat Boy you missed probably the best company Christmas Party ever Headlines

Mattman finally watches the Diddy doc Fat Boy was telling him to watch Headlines Sports

The full Friday TRG

Headlines Donna, the office shit starter, from Truth and Consequences calls in

The FOF HOTLINE is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

Fat Boy the Christmas Party, we need an answer bud Diddy is going to have a comeback at some point according to Fat Boy, we all love a “redemption story” it seems Headlines

Hepatitis stays with you forever, right? Headlines Sports

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Best Damn Audio

Donna was mentioned during this week’s Truth and Consequences, so she calls in to tell her side of the story Big Brown calls in with some Home Alone information that blew our minds

New SNAP regulations in South Carolina got people in a tizzy, is it warranted? Measles are back, WTF man Headlines

Where did insurance start and why? Also, Fat Boy wonders if Mattman has a previous “fart trauma” since he always references that his chair makes fart noises and not his asshole Headlines Sports

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines Truth and Consequences was WILD yesterday, ol NARC ass co-worker Donna lol

Best Damn Audio with a message from Colonocopy lady about Mammy Grammy’s now lol, plus a smart ass kid in the middle of his church choir

Did Mattman just get solicited for some Christmas nookie? Lol Spellinburg for Gahlay.com prizes Headdys

Why did the Boy Scouts start? Fat Boy and Mattman were scouts but can’t remember why Headlines Sports

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Mattman puts his foot in his mouth in a classic way recently, but was he setup for it?

Headlines Mattman saw a kid outside recently who definitely needed to be wearing more clothes

This Truth and Consequences featured two co-workers, who don't like each other, and a stolen donation; maybe tho they should be more pissed with the woman in the middle who instigated the whole thing

Old time craft fairs, and the funny saying of “keeping your balls in her purse” might backfire in certain social situations Headlines Sports

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines They hookup but he don’t get to see the goods, sup with that?

Fat Boy isn’t a fan of the weather, evidently it really messed with him this weekend, meanwhile, enjoy this old school weather channel music Fat Boy didn’t get invited to the company Christmas party evidently

Thanks for all who came out to help out the kids for the LEO Santa Toy Drive This “Mattman Foot In Mouth Story” might end up in his top three of all times Headlines

Mattman shares a pic of himself with the room, also, deaf people… do you cuss? Headlines Sports

We are out at L.E.O. Santa for Day 2 so here's a classic full episode of TRG

ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY MAN WANTS ME TO STOP TEACHING ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY WIFE BEATS ME UP WHEN WE DRINK OPEN PHONES: MY WIFE BEATS ME UP WHEN WE DRINK

BDA: TRUMP DING DONG OPEN PHONES: BEN BOUGHT GEORGIA FOOTBALL SEASON TICKETS THE FEMALE PHILLIES FAN, WHAT A BITCH

T AND C: I DIDN'T GRADUATE FROM TENNESSEE T AND C UPDATE: I DIDN'T GRADUATE FROM TENNESSEE WE GET A NEW ROUND OF SONGS FROM DAN IN COLUMBIA

T AND C: I'M DONE GIVING YOU TATTOOS OPEN PHONES: I'M DONE GIVING YOU TATTOOS BDA: SEX AIN'T FOR US NO MO T AND C: I'M ON THE REGISTRY

We are out at L.E.O Santa for the Upstate of South Carolina so here's a full Thursday edition of a classic TRG

ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY CO-WORKER IS STEALING OVERTIME BDA: MOSQUITO RAP ANTHEM OPEN PHONES: WE STARTED SWINGING AND I DON'T LIKE IT

FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 329 WITH JEREMY CLEMENTS OPEN PHONES: I MIGHT NEED A NEW CHURCH WE WON BEST MORNING SHOW OF THE YEAR

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENS TO OUR TRASH? OPEN PHONES: I JUST HAD THE WORST DATE OF MY LIFE BDA: YO MAMA ON CRACK

THE GENERAL LEE, KENTUCKY WATER JUMP THIS LADY IS FROM NORTH, SOUTH CAROLINA..WTF? BDA: ALL ABOUT FARTS AND KIDS PAIGE DOES YOUR TOP FIVE HOT DUDES LIST MATCH THIS ONE?

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines The All Advice Show was riddled with hooking up and Thanksgiving dinner

Best Damn Audio returns with a fun colonoscopy video and a mashup you’re gonna love

Can you get a cosmetic brain scan? Just for the hell of it? Spellinburg for great prizes Headlines

Paige knows more about cars than Fat Boy, who’s the real man here? Headlines Sports

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Do you know where your excrement is?

The All Advice Show continues with Gary, who’s girl asked him to do something he’s not comfortable with but more importantly, he can’t figure out why she even wants to do that TO him

The All Advice Show kicks off with Anonymous, who had a lot going on for Thanksgiving this year, like hooking up in the bathroom, a near dead grandma, and a marriage proposal nobody was expecting Headlines

Paige is late as fuck today, what’s new? LOL, so we carry on without her, also, Epstein was an asshole but couldn’t spell either, was that his worst offense? His mis-spelling? Mattman seems to think so Please don’t invite Fat Boy to any Christmas Parades, that’s all Sports

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines She ain’t happy HE lost HIS job and she might be done with it altogether

Who invented sanitation? Literally where does all of our shit go? Mariah Carey makes so much damn money this time of year, off that one damn song

Paige, what REALLY goes on at the mountain house? Did you know there was a Christmas Vacation 2? WTF. Also we try to guess Paige’s nipple size Headlines

We back LIVE, also it’s hard to do a good Macho Man impersonation, unless you’re Dan Soder of course Headlines Sports

A full Black Friday edition of TRG

WOULD YOU SEE A HOLOGRAM CONCERT? ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY EX HAS HIV AND MY WIFE IS PISSED ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY EX CO WORKER IS STALKING ME

T AND C: I WANT AN ABOVE GROUND POOL, DAMNIT SENIOR SHOUTOUTS: 2025 OPEN PHONES: FARM ANIMALS AND ALIENS, SHE SEEMS TO THINK SO

BDA: HOCKEY AND SCOTTISH BOOBIES OPEN PHONES: MARSHALL TELLS US A FUNNY STORY ABOUT A TRANS COUPLE OPEN PHONES: I SMOKED WEED ON EASTER AND IT CHANGED MY LIFE ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY SON IS TAKING TWO BIG GIRLS TO PROM

ANONYMOUS MOM SAYS HER SON GOT A HICKEY ON A FIELD TRIP ANONYMOUS SAYS HIS WIFE IS UGLY WE GET AN EMAIL FROM ANONYMOUS' UGLY WIFE

A full Thanksgiving edition of TRG

FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 320 PAIGE GETS PRANK REVENGE ON MATTMAN WITH GLORIA THERE'S A NEW MATTMAN FARM SONG, AND IT'S GREAT

OPEN PHONES: I'M DATING AN OLD TEACHER OF MINE, DO I TELL HER? OPEN PHONES: WE HAD A KID AND MY WIFE WANTS ME TO CHANGE CAREERS BDA: KARAOKE COUPLE SINGS AFRICA

OPEN PHONES: I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE A 20 YEAR OLD SON FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 315 ALL ADVICE SHOW: I'VE LOST ALMOST ALL MY SAVINGS

BDA: IT DON'T MATTER HOW I CRACK AN EGG OPEN PHONES: I'M HAVING ISSUES WITH MY GIRL'S SON ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY BOYFRIEND BOUGHT ME FAKE JEWELRY YOU MAKING ME FEEL OLD MATTMAN: FIRST EVER

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines She went through her daughter’s diary and learned all about “lemon tekking”

More Open Phones with Lindsey, who isn’t happy that her husband lost his job last week

We Play Spellinburg for a great prize, games are back baby Headlines

Chris has quite the mouth, his poor mother Headlines Sports

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Mattman is now diabetic free, how did he defy science? Will he get it back? Fat Boy says so…

Open Phones brings us “Anony-Mommy” who read her daughter’s diary and doesn’t want her to know, so she calls us to ask if we know what “lemon tekking” means

Vets apparently do a lot of shit for these animals, but do you floss a donkey’s teeth? And does it literally smell like shit? Hahaha, do donkeys eat shit? Headlines

Fat Boy recalls some of his favorite public “foot in mouth” moments from Mattman Headlines Sports

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines This dude is not looking forward to seeing his Father In Law, especially after his new nickname he started calling him

We play a clip from a caller to the Elliot In The Morning Radio Show who said he found a dead body, and he really did, it’s real Mail Sack, send yours to theriseguys@aol.com

Guess who’s no longer a diabetic?.. Headlines

We get into some deep shit this morning man, what do you want to come back to? Headlines Sports

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines Open Phones, she said her ex paid off her car, “why tho?”, we say “don’t worry why, enjoy the ride”

Open Phones brings us Randy, who got a nickname from his girl’s Dad and he’s not too excited about it, but another listener called to keep on RANJ in check lol

Why did we ever think lobotomizing was of any medical benefit to anybody? Ever heard of Howard Dully? The “lobotomy kid”?... Headlines

Paige is a legal bush liason now so we have questions, are there before and after pics? Headlines Sports

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Best Damn Audio

James BoBo Eason, if you know him, we wanna talk to him, he’s a legend The “Ancient Wonders of the World” have changed now, and we have questions

Paige was late today, an asthma attack, oh shit.. Headlines

Here’s the secret to certain carnival games you never knew how to beat Where is Paige? The mystery unfolds….

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines Truth and Consequences

Best Damn Audio is back with an update on Chris Hansen, send your clips to @fatboy933 and @ohmaffew on insta and other places

Is the real power in blackmail for the super elite? And does that involve gay acts amongst dudes? Legit question Headlines

Do we sound like a military op sending secret messages in the 1920’s? Just us huh? HA, more equipment issues Headlines Sports

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines The History of American Slurs with Mattman, this week.. HONKEY lol

Headlines Can’t ignore what’s going on in Charlotte, hard to talk about tho

This edition of Truth and Consequences featured two sisters, one hosting and one visiting. There’s a couple of issues tho, alcohol and surprise guests. The host sister needs answers, then the following ensued…..

Paige and Fat Boy almost beat the fuck out of each other this morning, so she’s moving…across the room Headlines Sports

A full Monday edition of TRG

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Fat Boy got busted by his son for Googling some pretty vulgar stuff for meme purposes, awkward The debut of “The Archive of American Slurs” with Mattman

Who is “Bubba” in context to the Epstein email? Mattman shot his shot, but did he shoot right? lol Headlines

How much money does our country make? The amount of coins we make a day will make you shit yourself maybe, shit fart at the very least haha Headlines Sports

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines Facebook Fussin

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Paige is a licensed bush liason now hahaha Headlines

So much going on that we had to Google early this morning, too many damn questions Headlines Sports

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Best Damn Audio

Open Phones brings us Cammie, who started therapy and wanted to thank Mattman, it really helps her, even tho he doesn’t’ go anymore

Fat Boy reviews the new Eddie Murphy doc on Netflix Facebook Fussin, send your Fussins to theriseguys@aol.com

So here’s where we are when it comes to videos… Headlines Sports

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines Dead animals on the side of the road

Best Damn Audio is on deck send your clips to @ohmaffew or @fatboy933 on the socials

Matt went to the movies by himself for the first time over the weekend, big steps bro Headlines

We back LIVE after a Veterans Day break, we build the momentum back up with all kind of shit going on Headlines Sports

A full Veterans Day edition of TRG

OPEN PHONES: I MIGHT NEED A NEW CHURCH OPEN PHONES: WE STARTED SWINGING AND I DON'T LIKE IT OPEN PHONES: RONNIE THE SWINGER'S GIRLFRIEND CALLS IN

OPEN PHONES: I JUST HAD THE WORST DATE OF MY LIFE AN1-5302 10:10 BDA: DON'T DOO DOO AT CHURCH AN1-5305 12:20 FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 329 WITH JEREMY CLEMENTS

BDA: I'M GONNA ROCK YO MEATBOX OPEN PHONES: MY DAUGHTER WANTS ME TO FILM HER KID'S BIRTH ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY BUDDY NEEDS A PIECE OF MY LIVER

ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY EX CO WORKER IS STALKING ME WHAT HAPPENED TO CONCERT FESTIVALS? OPEN PHONES: HEY MATTMAN, TELL THE OCEAN LAKES STORY AGAIN T AND C: YOU AREN'T HAVING YOUR BABY IN MY BATH TUB

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines The FOF Hotline is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW 864-241-4318

Dead animals on the side of the road, don’t get scammed according to Paige lol Fuckin Mail Sack again, woooh hahaha

Fat Boy had to share a password with his Mom recently and that didn’t go too well Mattman had a funny interaction with Jade Cargill the other day, or Jane Cardill as Paige would say Headlines

We remember our idea board in the office and how an employee’s spouse bought it for us evidently haha, and various other shits we talked about here Headlines Sports

WWE Women’s Champion Jade Cargill LIVE on TRG This dude has issues with a certain bird

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Skating memories from back in the day and whatever the “monster box” is Headlines

We learn a lot about sandwich meats this morning, plus dog pussy is the phrase that pays haha Headlines Sports

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Sup Boosie, here’s some Best Damn Audio

Fat Boy’s disappointed he didn’t get to vote the other day Open Phones with dude who’s girl’s bird watches them hook up, he’s freaked out on the deal

Local groupies are quite the marvel if you think about it, still finding ways to hook up with these dudes Headlines

Odd good luck charms, like rabbit feet, da fuck bruh? Headlines Sports

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines This dude can’t have kids, his wife don’t know yet tho

Best Damn Audio returns, you’ll find out how Boosie reacts when he realizes people can be born with both genitals, plus a song about Jesus that might make you a believer

Tom Brady got his dog cloned and so far everything looks good, how long til we do this to people? Headlines

Fat Boy might have invented something genius as far as toenail maintenance goes, which made Paige mention the fact that Kid Rock never cuts his toe nails, according to her Headlines Sports

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines This chick spent a damn dime on Halloween, why?

The All Advice Show continues with Travis, who got an inheritance that he blew through but the question is, how does he tell his wife? Or does he owe her an explanation at all? It’s interesting to watch fish bang, if you think about it

The All Advice Show kicks off with Anonymous, who’s having an issue hopeful parents hope they never encounter, what does he do now? Open Phones with another Anonymous who adopted a family member and would recommend it to others

Ever wonder how much an entire city weighs? Fat Boy asked the question, why we don’t know but somebody did actually research this and found an answer Headlines Sports

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines The FOF Hotline is Open 24/7, CALL NOW 864-241-4318

We got an email from a lady asking if she spent too much for Halloween, so $1,000 bucks later, what would you say? Remember Big Johnson shirts? Where are they now?

A classic Mattman foot in mouth story, this time with a Halloween theme Headlines

Let’s do a game, we do a voice and if you’re offended, call in and tell us why hahah Headlines Sports

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines Facebook Fussin, send them shits to theriseguys@aol.com

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It’s not Hallowen without some sex talk baby, especially putting Paige in different hypothetical scenarios lol Headlines

Matt mis-spelled a text this morning “I’m shirting downstairs” so we had some fun with that and what nto Headlines Sports

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Chase, the boyfriend in question from Truth and Consequences, sets the record straight

A.I. farmed in other countries, plus cursing in general, we hit a few things right here Matt is having an estate auction this weekend, that's gotta be hard to go through

GPS might be the greatest invention of the last twenty five years, women say so I bet haha Facebook Fussin, send your Fussins to theriseguys@aol.com

Our grandparents and other older relatives were thinner when we were kids, they ever eat tho? Headlines Sports

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines The Roast of Mattman

Headlines What’s up with the Hurricane in Jamaica? Where’s it at now?

Chase from yesterday’s Truth and Consequences we never heard from, he’s the lover in question if you will, now we get his side of the story, ol cheater dude sneaking around

He’s on the registry, turns out this guy is too, and yes, THAT registry Headlines Sports

A full Mattman's 50th Birthday Edition of TRG

Mattman’s grandkids call in for the big show Headlines

This edition of Truth and Consequences featured a sister coming clean to her brother, she’s been messing around with his best friend, also she’s married too so there’s that

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATTMAN: HOUR ONE It’s Mattman’s 50th birthday, also Fat Boy is a terrible gift giver Headlines Sports

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines The FOF Hotline is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

Time to Attack The Stack Mail Sack time, send your email to theriseguys@aol.com

Docking nipples, did we just hear that? Mattman’s taking his grand son out for Halloween and he has the perfect costume Headlines

Paige has all kinds of shit in her back yard and she lives in the city, damn animals are taking over Headlines Sports

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines She’s adventurous, he’s not, it’s not gonna work, right?

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Mattman’s traffic adventures, it could’ve turned ugly, thank God it didn’t Headlines

Various goings on this Friday morning Headlines Sports

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Some Best Damn Audio with a wasp going somewhere he shouldn’t be going

Headlines Open Phones with a hot situation, well maybe… you shouldn’t hook up in the kitchen, right?

The Mount Rushmore OF HELL, who’s on it? Do you agree? Fuck it if you do or don’t lol, we had fun fr tho

If you’re a Female rapper these days, your songs gonna make you look like a pin cushion lol Headlines Sports

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines Ol Red and Rowdy, they should breakup right?

Best Damn Audio returns

We get some feedback from yesterday’s truth and consequences, with them two dipshits Red and Rowdy lol Headlines

How the hell do you drink all day if you “schmooze” and do the corporate gig? PLUS, Paige has a new nickname and the story is hilarious Headlines Sports

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Ol dude says his girl lost too much weight

Headlines Where are we with the smelling salts? Let’s put it to bed one way or the other

It’s almost a big birthday Mattman, damn 50 and next week at that Truth and Consequences with two buddies and a proposal happening way too soon

We actually like doing housework, wasn’t raised to like it tho, we bitches? Headlines Sports

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines The FOF HOTLINE is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

Mattman got “community guidelined” on Facebook for horse playing with this ass, lol Open Phones brings us Jake, who isn’t happy his wife is losing all the curves he signed up for, is he an asshole because of it?

Somehow it came up about Mattman’s story about “stealing” candy from back in the day lol Here’s some Gein audio, Fat Boy won’t stop it by the way Headlines

It’s fun to do the Gein voice, until Fat Boy just turned him into a gay, Southern serial killer Headlines Sports

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines This dude, Jeff, is gonna be Negan at his company Halloween party, he got the damn bat too, he made the sum bitch

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There are a lot of superheroes, let’s think of a description and see if we find a matching hero Paige, shut the fuck up about this pussy hair waxing test already, jeez woman

Mattman taught his grand boy, Jasper, a hack, don’t say ambulance… say.. hospital truck lol Headlines Sports

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines She’s keeping gifts from her ex, yeah I’d be mad too

Headlines We got some feedback from the caller the other day about skipping his buddy’s funeral

More on Peckerwood lol Open Phones with Jeff, who’s going as Negan for a company Halloween party and yes, he made the bat himself, his wife ain’t happy about it either

Where the hell did Peckerwood come from and can we use it whenever? Headlines Sports

A full, well, last hour at least, edition of TRG

We’re back after some difficulties, thanks for sticking with us Headlines

Ol dude had the WORST date of his life, according to him A little BDA with President Trump

Still can’t believe Ozzy is gone, RIP buddy Since we’re on the subject, RIP to Hulk Hogan, all the legends are leaving us Do you have a nickname that you regret? Dick head, asshole lips, Darryl? Hahaha

Why we sound like asshole this morning? Please bare with us while we fix it

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines This chick only showers a couple times a week, could you put up with that?

Headlines Anonymous doesn’t wanna go to his friend’s funeral, is he an asshole for that?

We have a big meeting today we don’t wanna go to, shocker If you break up with, divorce, your ex, you shouldn’t keep the gifts right? This woman did and her new man ain’t happy about it

Food Courts are an outdated concept, also, food cars are a bad idea, we good Headlines Sports

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines Best Damn Audio from last Thursday sine Mattman laid out last Wednesday

Mattman revealed he stopped going to therapy, that’s a big step man The Sack is back baby, send your questions, comments, complaints to theriseguys@aol.com

So everybody is in Israel right now, literally right now Did you hear about this hot chick who rarely showers? WTF? Headlines

If you took karate at any point, don’t they teach you the sounds? Headlines Sports

A full Friday edition of TRG

PAIGE DOES YOUR TOP FIVE HOT DUDES LIST MATCH THIS ONE? WE GET AN EMAIL FROM A PSYCHIATRIST ABOUT A.I. CHEATING T AND C: I'M SICK OF TAKING YOUR MOTORCYCLE ON VACATION

OPEN PHONES: CHICKEN BISCUIT DOESN'T WANT HER MAN AROUND THEIR BABY ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY HUSBAND HAS AN A.I. SEX BOT OPEN PHONES: IS DIRTY TALK WITH A.I. CHEATING OR NO?

OPEN PHONES: WE ARE ABOUT TO MARRY EACH OTHER FOR THE THIRD TIME OPEN PHONES: JOHN IS THINKING TWICE ABOUT PATERNITY LEAVE OPEN PHONES: BETH GETS ON JOHN'S ASS ABOUT PATERNITY LEAVE

DO YOU CLOSE THE LID BEFORE YOU FLUSH? HEY JUG, HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW YOUR SPANISH? FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 328: THE FINAL FUSSIN HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW YOUR SPANISH? MATTMAN VS FB

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines This dude got a job he never has to go to

Best Damn Audio returns with a filthy mouth coach and a baby who might have just shit all over her entire back

Do you want to strengthen your asshole muscles? Listen to Mattman tell you how to Open Phones with Eddie calling in about a buddy of his new business idea and it’s a doozy lol Headlines

Mattman’s back, we back LIVE, suck it if you don’t like it hahaha, jk Headlines Sports

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY GREAT AUNT IS AN ASS H FAT BOY SAW AN OLD GUY NAKED AT THE GYM SPELLINBURG: PAIGE VS PARTY MAN DAN

OPEN PHONES: I MET A GIRL IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP OPEN PHONES: DO I DONATE SPERM? MY WIFE SAYS YES: PART ONE OPEN PHONES: DO I DONATE SPERM? MY WIFE SAYS YES: PART TWO

OPEN PHONES: MY WIFE MAKES ME GET MY ASS BLEACHED DO YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM IN FRONT OF YOUR PARTNER? OPEN PHONES: GOING TO THE BATHROOM IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER

HEY MATTMAN, HOW'S TINDER GOING? DID YOU JUST SEE A REAL LIFE PIMP MATTMAN? OPEN PHONES: I WANT TO GET CIRCUMCISED NOW OPEN PHONES: ANONYMOUS GOT CIRCUMSISED WHEN HE WAS 13

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Enjoy your new cup Paige

Anonymous is on the show because he doesn’t know if the job he has is legit or not, what should he do? Can he even do anything? He can cash a check, we know that much

Open Phones brings us Wendell, with some feedback on yesterday’s fat military conversation Open Phones with comments from current and former military members

There’s a blizzard on Everest, apparently a lot more people have conquered it than we thought Headlines with a crazy ex in Florida putting used tampons on her ex’s lawn Sports with more on the Mark Sanchez situation

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines The Fof Hotline is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

Headlines Did you hear what Pete Hegseth said about our military? A lot of people agree with him

Mattman checked out SC ComiCon Fall Edition over the weekend, and … nice costumes ladies lol Enjoy your new cup Paige..hahahha

The trophy is back but now we gotta investigate..maybe? Headlines asks if Taylor Swift mentioned the size of her man’s gimmick on her new album Sports with Mark “Dirty” Sanchez getting stabbed over the weekend in Indianapolis

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines Fussin time, send yours to theriseguys@aol.com

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So some companies are considering making people pay a fee to apply for a job, boy this ain’t a racket, right? Lol Headlines

Remember asbestos in schools? Didn't bother us hahah Headlines with more Chuck Wright information coming out about the pending indictments

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Trent might be the WORST friend ever.. especially if you ever got locked up

Headlines with the passing of Jane Goodall Rob Young from Borderlands Comics stops by to talk about SC Comicon Fall Edition, this Sunday

Have you seen the bird who won’t stop whistling September by Earth, Wind, and Fire? Lol, gotta be annoying Facebook Fussin, send your Fussins to theriseguys@aol.com

How do deaf people cuss? Also, old dude stole from his wife’s titty fund to buy football tickets lol Headlines with the Nirvana Nevermind cover kid losing his lawsuit against the band Sports with Braves manager Brian Snitker not returning next season

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines Am I Being An Asshole? Well, maybe his girl is

Door Dash Dave calls in and gives us an update Open Phones with Trent, who asks us..”Am I Being An Asshole?”

Tilly Norwood, who the hell is it? Is it a bad idea? Headlines

Are animals gay? Horses for sure, are horses hooking up? Headlines with Diddy getting sentenced soon Sports with random shit you probably didn’t care about, but need to know

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines The Riyadh Comedy Festival, would you have taken that “blood money”?

Headlines with Paige exercising in studio causing Mattman to say something he shouldn’t have lol McDonalds Monopoly game is back but remember why it went away? We do

The debut of a new bit, you call and we decide.. “Are You Being An Asshole?”

Let’s play a recall game, Matman thinks of somebody and Fat Boy watches him writhe trying to remember who it is lol Headlines with the secret KFC chicken recipe getting leaked?? Sports with a FAMU announcer in trouble with something he said over the loud speaker this past weekend

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines The FOF Hotline is Open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

The Riyadh Comedy Festival, it’s controversial and some comics didn’t take the money, would you have?

Door Dash Dave calls in and he’s going through a rough time right now, he needs some help Edith might know a thing or two about food truck guy from last week, he might need a new business plan Headlines

Can you guess the biggest suppository on the market? What you buy it for might surprise you tho lol Headlines with some shit Paige started saying to get us side tracked off what we were really talking about Sports with Steelers QB Skylar Thompson robbed in Ireland

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines with a shit ton of new words added to the dictionary This dude is about to be single, his girl has a roommate, a dude

The FOF Hotline is back with the bleep record dude, and he’s dealing with some vagrants in his neighborhood evidently. The FOF HOTLINE is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW: 864-241-4318

Chuck Wright indicted, we talk about it Party Man Dan calls in, you got beef with him Fat Boy? Headlines

We all over the place today, try to keep up Headlines with some dipshit stealing over 90 manhole covers Sports with a rare Tony Hawk skateboard selling for a shit ton of money

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines BDA with a special shout out to you young women out there

Mattman almost got scammed yesterday, cue the Mattman’s Conpsiracy Mystery theme Open Phones with Zach, who’s dealing with a roommate situation, his girlfriend has one.. a dude at that

Leo Dicaprio recently said he feels younger than he actually is, so how old do YOU feel? Really.. Headlines

Have you hunted for a specific item before? Well Fat Boy’s been looking for something for over ten years and he’s tired of looking for it Headlines with Cardi B getting her butt crack pierced Sports with Matt Shaw talking about missing the Cubs game to go to Charlie Kirk’s funeral

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines Truth and Consequences and tacos are his jam

Best Damn Audio returns with various clips from fake cameos for the Island Boys, and a clip you won’t understand, but it’s hilarious..sup Big Pookie lol

Jimmy Kimmel came back to his show last night, we have a portion of his monologue Headlines with a fat chick on a cruise getting stuck on a slide somewhere out in the fuggin ocean lol

Where the hell does our trash go? Also, I’m sure he bought you a fake ring on accident.. Headlines with Baywatch making a comeback to a tv near you Sports with Tom Brady and more about his flag football venture next year in Saudi Arabia

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Paige, this chick really ain’t digging your vibe

Headlines says most people keep their phones in their underwear Jimmy Kimmel is back on the air tonight

This edition of Truth and Consequences featured a husband about to tell his wife, “Yeah that RV I bought that you saw.. well it ain’t for you”.. This went about as well as you’d expect

Don’t give Paige a compliment, hahaha, she don’t agree with it Fat Boy you might watch too much tv, for real We about sick of all this corporate training we gotta take

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines Ol Dude is about to put an ATM at his wedding

Mattman took his grandson fishing for the first time Sack time, send your email to theriseguys@aol.com , and YOU could be on the next Sack

Do you like the new Limp Bizkit? It ain’t bad Fat Boy you piece of fat shit, you gonna go on Ozempic? Headlines with airplanes getting fitted with airbags now?

Have you heard your kid say anything that really surprised you? You know it’s happened Headlines with an asshole bus driver turning the heat up on his students, literally Sports with Stephanie McMahon named the first inductee into the WWE Hall Of Fame class of 2026

A full Friday edition of TRG

BDA: DON'T SPILL MY AKAHOLS OPEN PHONES: MY EX PAID OFF MY CAR, WHY THOUGH? OPEN PHONES: WE ARE PUTTING AN ATM AT OUR WEDDING

ANONYMOUS SAYS HIS WIFE IS UGLY OPEN PHONES: P1'S COMMENT ON ANONYMOUS SAYING HIS WIFE IS UGLY WE GET AN EMAIL FROM ANONYMOUS' UGLY WIFE MATT'S THERAPIST SAID THE AUTISM TEST IS BUNK

OPEN PHONES: I GOT DUMPED BECAUSE OF MY TEETH THEY FOUND NOAH'S ARK IN TURKEY WE LEARN WHAT "THE BOYFRIEND D" IS EDITH FROM CHATTANOOGA TALKING ABOUT PICKLE PARK

THE ORIGIN STORY OF ASSMOLE THE WORST BOSS IN THE WORLD AND HE'S A POLICE CHIEF FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 321 WHO SENT MATTMAN THE MYSTERY DINNER?

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines with a genius idea…BBCC’s Best Damn Audio

Paige, damnit why do you want to bodybuild? Devon is about to get married and he might have the greatest idea for anybody else to use if they’re getting married too

Jimmy Kimmel is done indefinitely, right move or not? Headlines with two flying cars in China crashing into each other

Farm questions, how do you make money off the animals, also, do you hear em bangin any? lol Headlines with a guy in scuba gear robbing a restaurant at Disney Springs recently Sports with Connor Shaw hospitalized after collapsing at this son’s football game last night

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines Don’t be cheating on your Daddy around these parts, we’ll expose you

It’s time for another double edition of Best Damn Audio, featuring horse hair, and news bloopers you don’t wanna miss

A casual conversation brought us into the fact that Mattman doesn’t know how his parents met Hey, while we’re talking about accents, let’s play “Guess That Accent” Headlines

Big Brown helps us guess what rapper we are trying to think of this morning and yes, she does have a big ass Headlines with the passing of Robert Redford Sports with Cal Raleigh making history for the Mariners last night

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines She borrowed boob money from her parents, is she going to give it back?

Headlines with Hulk Hogan, among others, being omitted from the Emmys Memorial segment Happy National G.E.D. Day Putting emojis on your kid pictures, why?

This edition of Truth and Consequences features a daughter taking up for her Dad, did she do the right thing? Did Dad know already? Lots of questions to be answered

Paige is stiffer than a bag of hammers, she needs a chiropractor Headlines with some fucked up story about Elton John getting diamonds in his kneecap? Sports with Tom Brady announcing he’s coming out of retirement….. to play flag football lol

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines The FOF Hotline is Open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

Headlines with whatever the fuck “glowup” is Open Phones with Anonymous, who took some money from her parents under false pretenses

More on the Charlie Kirk shooting, they arrested the alleged shooter

Songs you listen to on the way to school, Paige evidently had the worst selection lol Headlines Sports with Tom Brady teasing a huge announcement tonight

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines Facebook Fussin, send yours to theriseguys@aol.com

This week’s FOF Hotline is lit as pissed, including two ex in laws fighting The FOF Hotline is Open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

Paige, we were making a joke yesterday, I don’t think “Sackne” is a real condition Remember these Al Sharpton clips Headlines with Mark Hammill saying he was offered a part in Human Centipede

There’s newly released video from the Charlie Kirk shooting, we react Headlines says it’s National Video Game Day Sports with Jerry Lawler suffering another stroke

A full Thursday edition of TRG with special guest Attorney Rob Ianuario

Headlines with public bathrooms in China making you watch ads to get toilet paper Best Damn Audio

Headlines with Hulk Hogan’s estate and what’s to come next An edition of Ask An Attorney with Rob Ianuario

More on Charlie Kirk with attorney Rob Ianuario Facebook Fussin with special guest Rob Ianuario aka callrob.com

We talk about the shooting of Charlie Kirk, if you somehow missed it, with Open Phones

A full Wednesday edition of TRG that shoulda fuckin posted yesterday :D

Headlines WOW dude, she’s really kicking your ass lol

Best Damn Audio is back with more HR traning videos and a fart you’re gonna love, that might sound too good to be true

We get some feedback on the Charlotte train stabbing, somebody doesn’t agree with Fat Boy’s take on the whole situation Headlines

Not everybody’s a “content creator”, it just don’t work that way, so not everybody needs a mic in their house lol Headlines with some weird space shit story Paige picked, who knows WTF it was Sports with the dildos hitting the field in the NFL in week 1 lol

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Jackyl is in Greenville this Saturday night , so our boy Jesse James Dupree calls in to get ready for the show

The All Advice Show continues with Anonymous, who’s girl really gives it to him when they get drunk. So much so that he’s considering some odd methods when it comes to handling this situation lol Open Phones brought a lot of answers for ol Anonymous lol

The All Advice Show starts with Anonymous, who loves teaching, but doesn’t want to quit, her man wants her to tho.. What would you do? Headlines

More stories of finding pornos as a kid, plus Fat Boy reveals what trend of porn is gaining popularity that might be the grossest thing you’ve ever seen Headlines with Sopranos star Drea De Matteo finally going nude on her OnlyFans Sports with the Detroit Lions having the most expensive ticket in the NFL

A full Monday edition of TRG

Headlines with Sydney Sweeney putting on big weight for a new movie The FOF Hotline is open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

We talk about the awful bus stabbing in Charlotte over the weekend, since not many other people seem to be covering it

The angry Phillies fan, we got the audio, was she in the wrong? Headlines talks about “clock botching”

Mattman said if he could go back in time for one day he’d go to a Friday night he was at Myrtle Beach, wonder if he’d bust his own balls, lol Headlines with Charlie Sheen, AKA Bud Fox, talking about banging dudes in his past, hell yeah.. Sports with Buffalo and Baltimore having a boss as fucking game last night

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines Ol Ben said to hell with her boobs, GO DAWGS lol

We got trash issues on this week’s FOF Hotline, which is Open 24/7 by the way, so CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

Do you trust food trucks? Does it matter where they are attached Headlines

Starting your own business, do you ever worry if there’s enough “business” to go round? Headlines with some hemorrhoid info you NEED to know Sports with Mike Tyson’s next fight booked for 2026

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Best Damn Audio with Dolly Parton and how much she loved Johnny Cash

Headlines with a serial foot sniffer running around the state of Florida Damn Mattman, you making me feel old AGAIN

Paige we have questions about waxing pussies and other things, you up for a Q and A? lol Ben calls in for Open Phones to tell us he stole money from his wife’s titty fund to buy football tickets, essentially lol, guess he needed to clear his conscience

Here’s a trip down memory lane from one of the worst interviews we ever had lol Headlines with whatever shit Paige made up, lol Sports with an update on Sophie Cunningham since her MCL surgery

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines Dump the alcohol immediately

Best Damn Audio with a Dolly Parton clip that will get you hot for the rest of the day haha

We got the rarest mixed breed of people in the world, the list might surprise yoU Headlines with Paige missing ol dude she wanted to bang in high school, the Australian Tim Drinkwater lol

Where the hell does our trash go? Headlines with a lady in Japan getting scammed by an “astronaut” Sports with the new AP poll out

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines The FOF HOTLINE is Open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

So apparently Buford Pusser, the sheriff, killed his wife back in the day?.. WOW This might be the smartest football player that ever lived

Fat Boy’s son’s birthday is today, he’s 21 years old so what did Fat Boy do to celebrate? He dumped all the alcohol in his house Do you remember sneaking around to drink as kids? Headlines

Fat Boy tells stories he’s heard from frat boys, sorority sisters, bigs and littles, and why girls in South Carolina can’t have their own sorority house Headlines says people in their twenties have a hard time reading an analog clock Sports with your favorite College Football coach’s favorite country singer

A full Labor Day edition of TRG

OPEN PHONES: I WANT AN ABOVE GROUND POOL, DAMNIT SENIOR SHOUTOUTS: 2025 OPEN PHONES: FARM ANIMALS AND ALIENS, SHE SEEMS TO THINK SO

ANONYMOUS SAYS HIS WIFE IS UGLY WE GET AN EMAIL FROM ANONYMOUS' UGLY WIFE T AND C: I WANT AN ABOVE GROUND POOL, DAMNIT

OPEN PHONES: MY DAUGHTER WANTS ME TO FILM HER KID'S BIRTH ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY SON IS TAKING TWO BIG GIRLS TO PROM ANONYMOUS MOM SAYS HER SON GOT A HICKEY ON A FIELD TRIP

BDA: GAY PORN SCENE OR HR WORK VIDEO? OPEN PHONES: EDITH HAS FALSE TEETH OPEN PHONES: CHICKEN BISCUIT DOESN'T WANT HER MAN AROUND THEIR BABY ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY BUDDY NEEDS A PIECE OF MY LIVER

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines Ol Ricky Top, you ready to date bro?

This week’s FOF featured an angry resident of Anderson County SC, putting the entire county on notice The FOF Hotline is Open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

Mattman and Fat Boy saw something yesterday that defied denim hahaha Headlines

You damn Canadians, quit using the “u” in your words so much Headlines with what ever the hell “coffee badging” is Sports with Micah Parsons becoming the highest paid non qb in the league, but not from the Dallas Cowboys

A full Thursday edition of TRG

Headlines Best Damn Audio and you know we gotta play some farts

Did Ricky Top pick too big of an age range for his possible new woman? Paige you gonna body build? For real?

A little political minute from your favorite morning show lol Richy calls back in and we get an update from a couple weeks ago… he left school, remember?

Paige why the hell do you wear your phone around your neck? Headlines with a Dad who faked his death to be with a bitch that lived too far way lol, in UBekistan according to Paige hahaha Sports

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

Headlines Wait, you’re on the what list?...

Best Damn Audio, if you got some clips, GET AT US lol @ohmaffew and @fatboy933

How do deaf people cuss? We found out how lol Van calls in for Open Phones and he’s also on the sex registry

Somehow we get down the wormhole of bad breast implants and labia puffs, with pics of course Headlines with the latest on the Cracker Barrel situation Sports with Becky Lynch catching shit over the Ozzy comment she made on RAW this past Monday

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

Headlines Mattman shares a pic with us all, he might not do it again

Headlines with turkey dicks, do you know how to find one? lol We have an idea but Fat Boy doesn’t wanna do it with restrictions..

This edition of Truth and Consequences featured Tommy, who’s on the registry, and he’s telling his girlfriend for the first time. This one had a twist that nobody expected tho

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