The Rise Guys Podcast
Welcome to the Rise Guys Morning Show! "The Saviors Of Upstate Morning Radio" broke the mold when they hit the airwaves in 2003. Originating from Greenville, South Carolina, Mattman, Nine, Paige & Fat Boy combine to deliver the South's #1 Morning Radio Show everyday 5-10AM. And serve as the leaders of the esteemed "P1 Family." Relevant and Irreverant! Gahlay, it's the Rise Guys! And It Is Good!
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A full Tuesday edition of TRG
Headlines The History of American Slurs with Mattman, this week.. HONKEY lol
Headlines Can’t ignore what’s going on in Charlotte, hard to talk about tho
This edition of Truth and Consequences featured two sisters, one hosting and one visiting. There’s a couple of issues tho, alcohol and surprise guests. The host sister needs answers, then the following ensued…..
Paige and Fat Boy almost beat the fuck out of each other this morning, so she’s moving…across the room Headlines Sports
A full Monday edition of TRG
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Fat Boy got busted by his son for Googling some pretty vulgar stuff for meme purposes, awkward The debut of “The Archive of American Slurs” with Mattman
Who is “Bubba” in context to the Epstein email? Mattman shot his shot, but did he shoot right? lol Headlines
How much money does our country make? The amount of coins we make a day will make you shit yourself maybe, shit fart at the very least haha Headlines Sports
A full Friday edition of TRG
Headlines Facebook Fussin
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Paige is a licensed bush liason now hahaha Headlines
So much going on that we had to Google early this morning, too many damn questions Headlines Sports
A full Thursday edition of TRG
Headlines Best Damn Audio
Open Phones brings us Cammie, who started therapy and wanted to thank Mattman, it really helps her, even tho he doesn’t’ go anymore
Fat Boy reviews the new Eddie Murphy doc on Netflix Facebook Fussin, send your Fussins to theriseguys@aol.com
So here’s where we are when it comes to videos… Headlines Sports
A full Wednesday edition of TRG
Headlines Dead animals on the side of the road
Best Damn Audio is on deck send your clips to @ohmaffew or @fatboy933 on the socials
Matt went to the movies by himself for the first time over the weekend, big steps bro Headlines
We back LIVE after a Veterans Day break, we build the momentum back up with all kind of shit going on Headlines Sports
A full Veterans Day edition of TRG
OPEN PHONES: I MIGHT NEED A NEW CHURCH OPEN PHONES: WE STARTED SWINGING AND I DON'T LIKE IT OPEN PHONES: RONNIE THE SWINGER'S GIRLFRIEND CALLS IN
OPEN PHONES: I JUST HAD THE WORST DATE OF MY LIFE AN1-5302 10:10 BDA: DON'T DOO DOO AT CHURCH AN1-5305 12:20 FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 329 WITH JEREMY CLEMENTS
BDA: I'M GONNA ROCK YO MEATBOX OPEN PHONES: MY DAUGHTER WANTS ME TO FILM HER KID'S BIRTH ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY BUDDY NEEDS A PIECE OF MY LIVER
ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY EX CO WORKER IS STALKING ME WHAT HAPPENED TO CONCERT FESTIVALS? OPEN PHONES: HEY MATTMAN, TELL THE OCEAN LAKES STORY AGAIN T AND C: YOU AREN'T HAVING YOUR BABY IN MY BATH TUB
A full Monday edition of TRG
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Dead animals on the side of the road, don’t get scammed according to Paige lol Fuckin Mail Sack again, woooh hahaha
Fat Boy had to share a password with his Mom recently and that didn’t go too well Mattman had a funny interaction with Jade Cargill the other day, or Jane Cardill as Paige would say Headlines
We remember our idea board in the office and how an employee’s spouse bought it for us evidently haha, and various other shits we talked about here Headlines Sports
WWE Women’s Champion Jade Cargill LIVE on TRG This dude has issues with a certain bird
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Skating memories from back in the day and whatever the “monster box” is Headlines
We learn a lot about sandwich meats this morning, plus dog pussy is the phrase that pays haha Headlines Sports
A full Thursday edition of TRG
Headlines Sup Boosie, here’s some Best Damn Audio
Fat Boy’s disappointed he didn’t get to vote the other day Open Phones with dude who’s girl’s bird watches them hook up, he’s freaked out on the deal
Local groupies are quite the marvel if you think about it, still finding ways to hook up with these dudes Headlines
Odd good luck charms, like rabbit feet, da fuck bruh? Headlines Sports
A full Wednesday edition of TRG
Headlines This dude can’t have kids, his wife don’t know yet tho
Best Damn Audio returns, you’ll find out how Boosie reacts when he realizes people can be born with both genitals, plus a song about Jesus that might make you a believer
Tom Brady got his dog cloned and so far everything looks good, how long til we do this to people? Headlines
Fat Boy might have invented something genius as far as toenail maintenance goes, which made Paige mention the fact that Kid Rock never cuts his toe nails, according to her Headlines Sports
A full Tuesday edition of TRG
Headlines This chick spent a damn dime on Halloween, why?
The All Advice Show continues with Travis, who got an inheritance that he blew through but the question is, how does he tell his wife? Or does he owe her an explanation at all? It’s interesting to watch fish bang, if you think about it
The All Advice Show kicks off with Anonymous, who’s having an issue hopeful parents hope they never encounter, what does he do now? Open Phones with another Anonymous who adopted a family member and would recommend it to others
Ever wonder how much an entire city weighs? Fat Boy asked the question, why we don’t know but somebody did actually research this and found an answer Headlines Sports
A full Monday edition of TRG
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We got an email from a lady asking if she spent too much for Halloween, so $1,000 bucks later, what would you say? Remember Big Johnson shirts? Where are they now?
A classic Mattman foot in mouth story, this time with a Halloween theme Headlines
Let’s do a game, we do a voice and if you’re offended, call in and tell us why hahah Headlines Sports
A full Friday edition of TRG
Headlines Facebook Fussin, send them shits to theriseguys@aol.com
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It’s not Hallowen without some sex talk baby, especially putting Paige in different hypothetical scenarios lol Headlines
Matt mis-spelled a text this morning “I’m shirting downstairs” so we had some fun with that and what nto Headlines Sports
A full Thursday edition of TRG
Headlines Chase, the boyfriend in question from Truth and Consequences, sets the record straight
A.I. farmed in other countries, plus cursing in general, we hit a few things right here Matt is having an estate auction this weekend, that's gotta be hard to go through
GPS might be the greatest invention of the last twenty five years, women say so I bet haha Facebook Fussin, send your Fussins to theriseguys@aol.com
Our grandparents and other older relatives were thinner when we were kids, they ever eat tho? Headlines Sports
A full Wednesday edition of TRG
Headlines The Roast of Mattman
Headlines What’s up with the Hurricane in Jamaica? Where’s it at now?
Chase from yesterday’s Truth and Consequences we never heard from, he’s the lover in question if you will, now we get his side of the story, ol cheater dude sneaking around
He’s on the registry, turns out this guy is too, and yes, THAT registry Headlines Sports
A full Mattman's 50th Birthday Edition of TRG
Mattman’s grandkids call in for the big show Headlines
This edition of Truth and Consequences featured a sister coming clean to her brother, she’s been messing around with his best friend, also she’s married too so there’s that
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATTMAN: HOUR ONE It’s Mattman’s 50th birthday, also Fat Boy is a terrible gift giver Headlines Sports
A full Monday edition of TRG
Headlines The FOF Hotline is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318
Time to Attack The Stack Mail Sack time, send your email to theriseguys@aol.com
Docking nipples, did we just hear that? Mattman’s taking his grand son out for Halloween and he has the perfect costume Headlines
Paige has all kinds of shit in her back yard and she lives in the city, damn animals are taking over Headlines Sports
A full Friday edition of TRG
Headlines She’s adventurous, he’s not, it’s not gonna work, right?
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Mattman’s traffic adventures, it could’ve turned ugly, thank God it didn’t Headlines
Various goings on this Friday morning Headlines Sports
A full Thursday edition of TRG
Headlines Some Best Damn Audio with a wasp going somewhere he shouldn’t be going
Headlines Open Phones with a hot situation, well maybe… you shouldn’t hook up in the kitchen, right?
The Mount Rushmore OF HELL, who’s on it? Do you agree? Fuck it if you do or don’t lol, we had fun fr tho
If you’re a Female rapper these days, your songs gonna make you look like a pin cushion lol Headlines Sports
A full Wednesday edition of TRG
Headlines Ol Red and Rowdy, they should breakup right?
Best Damn Audio returns
We get some feedback from yesterday’s truth and consequences, with them two dipshits Red and Rowdy lol Headlines
How the hell do you drink all day if you “schmooze” and do the corporate gig? PLUS, Paige has a new nickname and the story is hilarious Headlines Sports
A full Tuesday edition of TRG
Headlines Ol dude says his girl lost too much weight
Headlines Where are we with the smelling salts? Let’s put it to bed one way or the other
It’s almost a big birthday Mattman, damn 50 and next week at that Truth and Consequences with two buddies and a proposal happening way too soon
We actually like doing housework, wasn’t raised to like it tho, we bitches? Headlines Sports
A full Monday edition of TRG
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Mattman got “community guidelined” on Facebook for horse playing with this ass, lol Open Phones brings us Jake, who isn’t happy his wife is losing all the curves he signed up for, is he an asshole because of it?
Somehow it came up about Mattman’s story about “stealing” candy from back in the day lol Here’s some Gein audio, Fat Boy won’t stop it by the way Headlines
It’s fun to do the Gein voice, until Fat Boy just turned him into a gay, Southern serial killer Headlines Sports
A full Friday edition of TRG
Headlines This dude, Jeff, is gonna be Negan at his company Halloween party, he got the damn bat too, he made the sum bitch
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There are a lot of superheroes, let’s think of a description and see if we find a matching hero Paige, shut the fuck up about this pussy hair waxing test already, jeez woman
Mattman taught his grand boy, Jasper, a hack, don’t say ambulance… say.. hospital truck lol Headlines Sports
A full Thursday edition of TRG
Headlines She’s keeping gifts from her ex, yeah I’d be mad too
Headlines We got some feedback from the caller the other day about skipping his buddy’s funeral
More on Peckerwood lol Open Phones with Jeff, who’s going as Negan for a company Halloween party and yes, he made the bat himself, his wife ain’t happy about it either
Where the hell did Peckerwood come from and can we use it whenever? Headlines Sports
A full, well, last hour at least, edition of TRG
We’re back after some difficulties, thanks for sticking with us Headlines
Ol dude had the WORST date of his life, according to him A little BDA with President Trump
Still can’t believe Ozzy is gone, RIP buddy Since we’re on the subject, RIP to Hulk Hogan, all the legends are leaving us Do you have a nickname that you regret? Dick head, asshole lips, Darryl? Hahaha
Why we sound like asshole this morning? Please bare with us while we fix it
A full Tuesday edition of TRG
Headlines This chick only showers a couple times a week, could you put up with that?
Headlines Anonymous doesn’t wanna go to his friend’s funeral, is he an asshole for that?
We have a big meeting today we don’t wanna go to, shocker If you break up with, divorce, your ex, you shouldn’t keep the gifts right? This woman did and her new man ain’t happy about it
Food Courts are an outdated concept, also, food cars are a bad idea, we good Headlines Sports
A full Monday edition of TRG
Headlines Best Damn Audio from last Thursday sine Mattman laid out last Wednesday
Mattman revealed he stopped going to therapy, that’s a big step man The Sack is back baby, send your questions, comments, complaints to theriseguys@aol.com
So everybody is in Israel right now, literally right now Did you hear about this hot chick who rarely showers? WTF? Headlines
If you took karate at any point, don’t they teach you the sounds? Headlines Sports
A full Friday edition of TRG
PAIGE DOES YOUR TOP FIVE HOT DUDES LIST MATCH THIS ONE? WE GET AN EMAIL FROM A PSYCHIATRIST ABOUT A.I. CHEATING T AND C: I'M SICK OF TAKING YOUR MOTORCYCLE ON VACATION
OPEN PHONES: CHICKEN BISCUIT DOESN'T WANT HER MAN AROUND THEIR BABY ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY HUSBAND HAS AN A.I. SEX BOT OPEN PHONES: IS DIRTY TALK WITH A.I. CHEATING OR NO?
OPEN PHONES: WE ARE ABOUT TO MARRY EACH OTHER FOR THE THIRD TIME OPEN PHONES: JOHN IS THINKING TWICE ABOUT PATERNITY LEAVE OPEN PHONES: BETH GETS ON JOHN'S ASS ABOUT PATERNITY LEAVE
DO YOU CLOSE THE LID BEFORE YOU FLUSH? HEY JUG, HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW YOUR SPANISH? FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 328: THE FINAL FUSSIN HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW YOUR SPANISH? MATTMAN VS FB
A full Thursday edition of TRG
Headlines This dude got a job he never has to go to
Best Damn Audio returns with a filthy mouth coach and a baby who might have just shit all over her entire back
Do you want to strengthen your asshole muscles? Listen to Mattman tell you how to Open Phones with Eddie calling in about a buddy of his new business idea and it’s a doozy lol Headlines
Mattman’s back, we back LIVE, suck it if you don’t like it hahaha, jk Headlines Sports
A full Wednesday edition of TRG
ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY GREAT AUNT IS AN ASS H FAT BOY SAW AN OLD GUY NAKED AT THE GYM SPELLINBURG: PAIGE VS PARTY MAN DAN
OPEN PHONES: I MET A GIRL IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP OPEN PHONES: DO I DONATE SPERM? MY WIFE SAYS YES: PART ONE OPEN PHONES: DO I DONATE SPERM? MY WIFE SAYS YES: PART TWO
OPEN PHONES: MY WIFE MAKES ME GET MY ASS BLEACHED DO YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM IN FRONT OF YOUR PARTNER? OPEN PHONES: GOING TO THE BATHROOM IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER
HEY MATTMAN, HOW'S TINDER GOING? DID YOU JUST SEE A REAL LIFE PIMP MATTMAN? OPEN PHONES: I WANT TO GET CIRCUMCISED NOW OPEN PHONES: ANONYMOUS GOT CIRCUMSISED WHEN HE WAS 13
A full Tuesday edition of TRG
Headlines Enjoy your new cup Paige
Anonymous is on the show because he doesn’t know if the job he has is legit or not, what should he do? Can he even do anything? He can cash a check, we know that much
Open Phones brings us Wendell, with some feedback on yesterday’s fat military conversation Open Phones with comments from current and former military members
There’s a blizzard on Everest, apparently a lot more people have conquered it than we thought Headlines with a crazy ex in Florida putting used tampons on her ex’s lawn Sports with more on the Mark Sanchez situation
A full Monday edition of TRG
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Headlines Did you hear what Pete Hegseth said about our military? A lot of people agree with him
Mattman checked out SC ComiCon Fall Edition over the weekend, and … nice costumes ladies lol Enjoy your new cup Paige..hahahha
The trophy is back but now we gotta investigate..maybe? Headlines asks if Taylor Swift mentioned the size of her man’s gimmick on her new album Sports with Mark “Dirty” Sanchez getting stabbed over the weekend in Indianapolis
A full Friday edition of TRG
Headlines Fussin time, send yours to theriseguys@aol.com
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So some companies are considering making people pay a fee to apply for a job, boy this ain’t a racket, right? Lol Headlines
Remember asbestos in schools? Didn't bother us hahah Headlines with more Chuck Wright information coming out about the pending indictments
A full Thursday edition of TRG
Headlines Trent might be the WORST friend ever.. especially if you ever got locked up
Headlines with the passing of Jane Goodall Rob Young from Borderlands Comics stops by to talk about SC Comicon Fall Edition, this Sunday
Have you seen the bird who won’t stop whistling September by Earth, Wind, and Fire? Lol, gotta be annoying Facebook Fussin, send your Fussins to theriseguys@aol.com
How do deaf people cuss? Also, old dude stole from his wife’s titty fund to buy football tickets lol Headlines with the Nirvana Nevermind cover kid losing his lawsuit against the band Sports with Braves manager Brian Snitker not returning next season
A full Wednesday edition of TRG
Headlines Am I Being An Asshole? Well, maybe his girl is
Door Dash Dave calls in and gives us an update Open Phones with Trent, who asks us..”Am I Being An Asshole?”
Tilly Norwood, who the hell is it? Is it a bad idea? Headlines
Are animals gay? Horses for sure, are horses hooking up? Headlines with Diddy getting sentenced soon Sports with random shit you probably didn’t care about, but need to know
A full Tuesday edition of TRG
Headlines The Riyadh Comedy Festival, would you have taken that “blood money”?
Headlines with Paige exercising in studio causing Mattman to say something he shouldn’t have lol McDonalds Monopoly game is back but remember why it went away? We do
The debut of a new bit, you call and we decide.. “Are You Being An Asshole?”
Let’s play a recall game, Matman thinks of somebody and Fat Boy watches him writhe trying to remember who it is lol Headlines with the secret KFC chicken recipe getting leaked?? Sports with a FAMU announcer in trouble with something he said over the loud speaker this past weekend
A full Monday edition of TRG
Headlines The FOF Hotline is Open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318
The Riyadh Comedy Festival, it’s controversial and some comics didn’t take the money, would you have?
Door Dash Dave calls in and he’s going through a rough time right now, he needs some help Edith might know a thing or two about food truck guy from last week, he might need a new business plan Headlines
Can you guess the biggest suppository on the market? What you buy it for might surprise you tho lol Headlines with some shit Paige started saying to get us side tracked off what we were really talking about Sports with Steelers QB Skylar Thompson robbed in Ireland
A full Friday edition of TRG
Headlines with a shit ton of new words added to the dictionary This dude is about to be single, his girl has a roommate, a dude
The FOF Hotline is back with the bleep record dude, and he’s dealing with some vagrants in his neighborhood evidently. The FOF HOTLINE is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW: 864-241-4318
Chuck Wright indicted, we talk about it Party Man Dan calls in, you got beef with him Fat Boy? Headlines
We all over the place today, try to keep up Headlines with some dipshit stealing over 90 manhole covers Sports with a rare Tony Hawk skateboard selling for a shit ton of money
A full Thursday edition of TRG
Headlines BDA with a special shout out to you young women out there
Mattman almost got scammed yesterday, cue the Mattman’s Conpsiracy Mystery theme Open Phones with Zach, who’s dealing with a roommate situation, his girlfriend has one.. a dude at that
Leo Dicaprio recently said he feels younger than he actually is, so how old do YOU feel? Really.. Headlines
Have you hunted for a specific item before? Well Fat Boy’s been looking for something for over ten years and he’s tired of looking for it Headlines with Cardi B getting her butt crack pierced Sports with Matt Shaw talking about missing the Cubs game to go to Charlie Kirk’s funeral
A full Wednesday edition of TRG
Headlines Truth and Consequences and tacos are his jam
Best Damn Audio returns with various clips from fake cameos for the Island Boys, and a clip you won’t understand, but it’s hilarious..sup Big Pookie lol
Jimmy Kimmel came back to his show last night, we have a portion of his monologue Headlines with a fat chick on a cruise getting stuck on a slide somewhere out in the fuggin ocean lol
Where the hell does our trash go? Also, I’m sure he bought you a fake ring on accident.. Headlines with Baywatch making a comeback to a tv near you Sports with Tom Brady and more about his flag football venture next year in Saudi Arabia
A full Tuesday edition of TRG
Headlines Paige, this chick really ain’t digging your vibe
Headlines says most people keep their phones in their underwear Jimmy Kimmel is back on the air tonight
This edition of Truth and Consequences featured a husband about to tell his wife, “Yeah that RV I bought that you saw.. well it ain’t for you”.. This went about as well as you’d expect
Don’t give Paige a compliment, hahaha, she don’t agree with it Fat Boy you might watch too much tv, for real We about sick of all this corporate training we gotta take
A full Monday edition of TRG
Headlines Ol Dude is about to put an ATM at his wedding
Mattman took his grandson fishing for the first time Sack time, send your email to theriseguys@aol.com , and YOU could be on the next Sack
Do you like the new Limp Bizkit? It ain’t bad Fat Boy you piece of fat shit, you gonna go on Ozempic? Headlines with airplanes getting fitted with airbags now?
Have you heard your kid say anything that really surprised you? You know it’s happened Headlines with an asshole bus driver turning the heat up on his students, literally Sports with Stephanie McMahon named the first inductee into the WWE Hall Of Fame class of 2026
A full Friday edition of TRG
BDA: DON'T SPILL MY AKAHOLS OPEN PHONES: MY EX PAID OFF MY CAR, WHY THOUGH? OPEN PHONES: WE ARE PUTTING AN ATM AT OUR WEDDING
ANONYMOUS SAYS HIS WIFE IS UGLY OPEN PHONES: P1'S COMMENT ON ANONYMOUS SAYING HIS WIFE IS UGLY WE GET AN EMAIL FROM ANONYMOUS' UGLY WIFE MATT'S THERAPIST SAID THE AUTISM TEST IS BUNK
OPEN PHONES: I GOT DUMPED BECAUSE OF MY TEETH THEY FOUND NOAH'S ARK IN TURKEY WE LEARN WHAT "THE BOYFRIEND D" IS EDITH FROM CHATTANOOGA TALKING ABOUT PICKLE PARK
THE ORIGIN STORY OF ASSMOLE THE WORST BOSS IN THE WORLD AND HE'S A POLICE CHIEF FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 321 WHO SENT MATTMAN THE MYSTERY DINNER?
A full Thursday edition of TRG
Headlines with a genius idea…BBCC’s Best Damn Audio
Paige, damnit why do you want to bodybuild? Devon is about to get married and he might have the greatest idea for anybody else to use if they’re getting married too
Jimmy Kimmel is done indefinitely, right move or not? Headlines with two flying cars in China crashing into each other
Farm questions, how do you make money off the animals, also, do you hear em bangin any? lol Headlines with a guy in scuba gear robbing a restaurant at Disney Springs recently Sports with Connor Shaw hospitalized after collapsing at this son’s football game last night
A full Wednesday edition of TRG
Headlines Don’t be cheating on your Daddy around these parts, we’ll expose you
It’s time for another double edition of Best Damn Audio, featuring horse hair, and news bloopers you don’t wanna miss
A casual conversation brought us into the fact that Mattman doesn’t know how his parents met Hey, while we’re talking about accents, let’s play “Guess That Accent” Headlines
Big Brown helps us guess what rapper we are trying to think of this morning and yes, she does have a big ass Headlines with the passing of Robert Redford Sports with Cal Raleigh making history for the Mariners last night
A full Tuesday edition of TRG
Headlines She borrowed boob money from her parents, is she going to give it back?
Headlines with Hulk Hogan, among others, being omitted from the Emmys Memorial segment Happy National G.E.D. Day Putting emojis on your kid pictures, why?
This edition of Truth and Consequences features a daughter taking up for her Dad, did she do the right thing? Did Dad know already? Lots of questions to be answered
Paige is stiffer than a bag of hammers, she needs a chiropractor Headlines with some fucked up story about Elton John getting diamonds in his kneecap? Sports with Tom Brady announcing he’s coming out of retirement….. to play flag football lol
A full Monday edition of TRG
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Headlines with whatever the fuck “glowup” is Open Phones with Anonymous, who took some money from her parents under false pretenses
More on the Charlie Kirk shooting, they arrested the alleged shooter
Songs you listen to on the way to school, Paige evidently had the worst selection lol Headlines Sports with Tom Brady teasing a huge announcement tonight
A full Friday edition of TRG
Headlines Facebook Fussin, send yours to theriseguys@aol.com
This week’s FOF Hotline is lit as pissed, including two ex in laws fighting The FOF Hotline is Open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318
Paige, we were making a joke yesterday, I don’t think “Sackne” is a real condition Remember these Al Sharpton clips Headlines with Mark Hammill saying he was offered a part in Human Centipede
There’s newly released video from the Charlie Kirk shooting, we react Headlines says it’s National Video Game Day Sports with Jerry Lawler suffering another stroke
A full Thursday edition of TRG with special guest Attorney Rob Ianuario
Headlines with public bathrooms in China making you watch ads to get toilet paper Best Damn Audio
Headlines with Hulk Hogan’s estate and what’s to come next An edition of Ask An Attorney with Rob Ianuario
More on Charlie Kirk with attorney Rob Ianuario Facebook Fussin with special guest Rob Ianuario aka callrob.com
We talk about the shooting of Charlie Kirk, if you somehow missed it, with Open Phones
A full Wednesday edition of TRG that shoulda fuckin posted yesterday :D
Headlines WOW dude, she’s really kicking your ass lol
Best Damn Audio is back with more HR traning videos and a fart you’re gonna love, that might sound too good to be true
We get some feedback on the Charlotte train stabbing, somebody doesn’t agree with Fat Boy’s take on the whole situation Headlines
Not everybody’s a “content creator”, it just don’t work that way, so not everybody needs a mic in their house lol Headlines with some weird space shit story Paige picked, who knows WTF it was Sports with the dildos hitting the field in the NFL in week 1 lol
A full Tuesday edition of TRG
Jackyl is in Greenville this Saturday night , so our boy Jesse James Dupree calls in to get ready for the show
The All Advice Show continues with Anonymous, who’s girl really gives it to him when they get drunk. So much so that he’s considering some odd methods when it comes to handling this situation lol Open Phones brought a lot of answers for ol Anonymous lol
The All Advice Show starts with Anonymous, who loves teaching, but doesn’t want to quit, her man wants her to tho.. What would you do? Headlines
More stories of finding pornos as a kid, plus Fat Boy reveals what trend of porn is gaining popularity that might be the grossest thing you’ve ever seen Headlines with Sopranos star Drea De Matteo finally going nude on her OnlyFans Sports with the Detroit Lions having the most expensive ticket in the NFL
A full Monday edition of TRG
Headlines with Sydney Sweeney putting on big weight for a new movie The FOF Hotline is open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318
We talk about the awful bus stabbing in Charlotte over the weekend, since not many other people seem to be covering it
The angry Phillies fan, we got the audio, was she in the wrong? Headlines talks about “clock botching”
Mattman said if he could go back in time for one day he’d go to a Friday night he was at Myrtle Beach, wonder if he’d bust his own balls, lol Headlines with Charlie Sheen, AKA Bud Fox, talking about banging dudes in his past, hell yeah.. Sports with Buffalo and Baltimore having a boss as fucking game last night
A full Friday edition of TRG
Headlines Ol Ben said to hell with her boobs, GO DAWGS lol
We got trash issues on this week’s FOF Hotline, which is Open 24/7 by the way, so CALL NOW, 864-241-4318
Do you trust food trucks? Does it matter where they are attached Headlines
Starting your own business, do you ever worry if there’s enough “business” to go round? Headlines with some hemorrhoid info you NEED to know Sports with Mike Tyson’s next fight booked for 2026
A full Thursday edition of TRG
Headlines Best Damn Audio with Dolly Parton and how much she loved Johnny Cash
Headlines with a serial foot sniffer running around the state of Florida Damn Mattman, you making me feel old AGAIN
Paige we have questions about waxing pussies and other things, you up for a Q and A? lol Ben calls in for Open Phones to tell us he stole money from his wife’s titty fund to buy football tickets, essentially lol, guess he needed to clear his conscience
Here’s a trip down memory lane from one of the worst interviews we ever had lol Headlines with whatever shit Paige made up, lol Sports with an update on Sophie Cunningham since her MCL surgery
A full Wednesday edition of TRG
Headlines Dump the alcohol immediately
Best Damn Audio with a Dolly Parton clip that will get you hot for the rest of the day haha
We got the rarest mixed breed of people in the world, the list might surprise yoU Headlines with Paige missing ol dude she wanted to bang in high school, the Australian Tim Drinkwater lol
Where the hell does our trash go? Headlines with a lady in Japan getting scammed by an “astronaut” Sports with the new AP poll out
A full Tuesday edition of TRG
Headlines The FOF HOTLINE is Open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318
So apparently Buford Pusser, the sheriff, killed his wife back in the day?.. WOW This might be the smartest football player that ever lived
Fat Boy’s son’s birthday is today, he’s 21 years old so what did Fat Boy do to celebrate? He dumped all the alcohol in his house Do you remember sneaking around to drink as kids? Headlines
Fat Boy tells stories he’s heard from frat boys, sorority sisters, bigs and littles, and why girls in South Carolina can’t have their own sorority house Headlines says people in their twenties have a hard time reading an analog clock Sports with your favorite College Football coach’s favorite country singer
A full Labor Day edition of TRG
OPEN PHONES: I WANT AN ABOVE GROUND POOL, DAMNIT SENIOR SHOUTOUTS: 2025 OPEN PHONES: FARM ANIMALS AND ALIENS, SHE SEEMS TO THINK SO
ANONYMOUS SAYS HIS WIFE IS UGLY WE GET AN EMAIL FROM ANONYMOUS' UGLY WIFE T AND C: I WANT AN ABOVE GROUND POOL, DAMNIT
OPEN PHONES: MY DAUGHTER WANTS ME TO FILM HER KID'S BIRTH ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY SON IS TAKING TWO BIG GIRLS TO PROM ANONYMOUS MOM SAYS HER SON GOT A HICKEY ON A FIELD TRIP
BDA: GAY PORN SCENE OR HR WORK VIDEO? OPEN PHONES: EDITH HAS FALSE TEETH OPEN PHONES: CHICKEN BISCUIT DOESN'T WANT HER MAN AROUND THEIR BABY ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY BUDDY NEEDS A PIECE OF MY LIVER
A full Friday edition of TRG
Headlines Ol Ricky Top, you ready to date bro?
This week’s FOF featured an angry resident of Anderson County SC, putting the entire county on notice The FOF Hotline is Open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318
Mattman and Fat Boy saw something yesterday that defied denim hahaha Headlines
You damn Canadians, quit using the “u” in your words so much Headlines with what ever the hell “coffee badging” is Sports with Micah Parsons becoming the highest paid non qb in the league, but not from the Dallas Cowboys
A full Thursday edition of TRG
Headlines Best Damn Audio and you know we gotta play some farts
Did Ricky Top pick too big of an age range for his possible new woman? Paige you gonna body build? For real?
A little political minute from your favorite morning show lol Richy calls back in and we get an update from a couple weeks ago… he left school, remember?
Paige why the hell do you wear your phone around your neck? Headlines with a Dad who faked his death to be with a bitch that lived too far way lol, in UBekistan according to Paige hahaha Sports
A full Wednesday edition of TRG
Headlines Wait, you’re on the what list?...
Best Damn Audio, if you got some clips, GET AT US lol @ohmaffew and @fatboy933
How do deaf people cuss? We found out how lol Van calls in for Open Phones and he’s also on the sex registry
Somehow we get down the wormhole of bad breast implants and labia puffs, with pics of course Headlines with the latest on the Cracker Barrel situation Sports with Becky Lynch catching shit over the Ozzy comment she made on RAW this past Monday
A full Tuesday edition of TRG
Headlines Mattman shares a pic with us all, he might not do it again
Headlines with turkey dicks, do you know how to find one? lol We have an idea but Fat Boy doesn’t wanna do it with restrictions..
This edition of Truth and Consequences featured Tommy, who’s on the registry, and he’s telling his girlfriend for the first time. This one had a twist that nobody expected tho
Can you tell if someone is lying to you? Drives you crazy when you can’t tho Headlines with neighbors, their yards, and DOG SHIT lol Sports with the NFL making history for the WRONG reasons, they cut what would’ve been the fattest player to ever play in the league
A full Monday edition of TRG
Headlines The FOF HOTLINE is Open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318
Headlines tells us what the hell Shrekking is The Mail Sack, send your questions, comments, complaints to theriseguys@aol.com
Paige ran away from home as a kid, what? Why? And to San Francisco that rate Mattman shares a pic from his childhood he found recently, roast away lol
We just re-wrote Forrest Gump, it’s great as is but we had fun with it Headlines with Jeffrey Dean Morgan not confirming, or denying, that he jacks it twenty times a week Sports with Raja Jackson, son of UFC’s Rampage Jackson, beating the fuck out of a guy at a wrestling show over the weekend
A full Friday edition of TRG
Headlines with Paige lying about a “dine and dash” she allegedly took part in way back in the day Who the hell names they kid after a Pokemon character?
The FOF Hotline is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318 All kinds of good shits on here today, and you truckers.. better listen up
Hulk Hogan’s death investigation, there are a lot of questions more so than answers So a dude that chucked a dildo at a WNBA game that hit a 12 year old girl could get charged with sexual assault… that’s a bit excessive, right? Headlines with whatever the f quiet cracking is
Getting it on with some A.I.? You do you but.. ok.. Headlines with Paige saying some story I can’t remember but we had fun talking about other shit instead lol Sports with an update on Hulk Hogan’s death investigation
A full Thursday edition of TRG
Headlines Best Damn Audio
More on Paige working out and getting buff, does she know EVERYTHING is gonna get big tho? Lol (CLIT) cough, cough… Open Phones with Annie, who wants us to help prank her husband since she caught him lying about their new baby’s upcoming name… what? Lol
Paige is gonna be a bodybuilder now, WTF? Headlines with some new words for the dictionary
You know if things happened a certain way back when, we might not be here today Headlines Sports
A full Wednesday edition of TRG
The boss Mark Hendrix stops by to help us figure out where our award is The tale of Richy Top lol
Best Damn Audio featuring a bunch of jack fruits and some corporate training videos you’ve never seen but probably need to watch
Matt’s literally butt hurt Open Phones with Brent, who says Willie Nelson is definitely kicking our asses Headlines says people are nervous about a new haircut when they go to their barber
How did we get to our studio that we’ve been in for years now? Fat Boy recalls the story of how it happened and might have surprised Mattman with some info he’s never heard before Headlines with radioactive shrimp, lookout for that shit lol Sports with a rare MJ/Kobe card hitting the market that might break records
A full Tuesday edition of TRG
Headlines says when it comes to relationships, people say lying about age is a big deal breaker Willie Nelson is a damn black belt? No way he’s kicking our ass
Headlines with Paige literally saying the phrase “raw dogging the toilet seat” “Fuck That” isn’t always a good way to dodge a co worker hahahaha, love it tho Mattman
This Truth and Consequences featured ol Richy, who lied to his girl AND her Dad, is it too late to fix? We shall see…
Matt tells a pretty funny story of a high school friend of his back in the day who got scared during sex by a fart, his woman’s not his.. hahahah, dumb kids Headlines with some crazy bitch living out a Carrie Underwood song on her ex Sports with the NASCAR Xfinity Series getting a new sponsor for next year
A full Monday edition of TRG
Headlines The FOF HOTLINE is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318
Willie Nelson is a black belt, but at a certain age karate don’t help in a fight, right? We got some new songs from Dan in Columbia, one is a damn banger
Nerds that carried video cameras back in the day, thank God we have that footage now Matt do your farts hurt? Headlines
We finally win an award, and it’s gone, so who took it? Headlines with the ghost of Eddie Van Halen?... Sports with Dana White commenting on Jon Jones’ chances of headlining the White House PLE next July
A full Friday edition of the show
Headlines Hey Mattam, you making me feel old…damnit
The FOF Hotline is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318
Paige how the hell were you ever a ballerina? Your jugs were too big Speaking of Paige, we try to get in that head of hers and break it down a little
Gentrification, if you get a new home are you cool living somewhat in the hood? lol Headlines with something about a train horn in California, Paige kind of fucked it up to be honest with ya lol Sports with Joe Burrow causing a controversy for refusing to sign an autograph for a kid at 2 in the morning recently
A full Thursday edition of TRG
Headlines You can’t even get you leg back enough to wipe ya own ass
Headlines with a dude with the biggest dick in the world falling in the shower and blaming it on said dick For the first time ever, and surely not the last, Damn Mattman, You Makin Me Feel Old
Mattman’s traffic situation, did his good deed bite him in the ass? A classic scam for yo ass
The flooding in Chattanooga is top of mind this morning, we feel for you Chattanooga P1’s Headlines with more about the floods in Chattanooga Sports with the most valuable NFL franchises and guess who’s number one?
A full Wednesday edition of TRG
Headlines with Fat Boy impersonating Paige’s late husband again, she loves it tho Tattoos and tattoos, oh my
WTF, Paige is selling dick candles now? Seriously?.... Best Damn Audio on deck baby
Country artists have cafes and restaurants, why don’t rappers tho? Sometimes we don’t know shit, and we don’t wanna look it up, we’ll just be dumb forever lol Headlines with whatever the fuck bi sexual tomatoes are
Talking about previous guests and how we give em kudos for even showing up Headlines says gossiping with your spouse will improve your relationship Sports with Tyrese Maxey looking for help… using a fuckin can opener hahaha
A full Tuesday edition of TRG
Headlines Ronnie The Swinger ain’t getting off that easy, his girl is on hold
Headlines Did you see the fight in downtown Greenville this past weekend? Oh you know we got the video Did you hear about the girl with two vaginas? This is not a joke haha
This Truth and Consequences featured a tattoo artist who is done with this client and he definitely ain’t gonna give him his new tattoo he wants. Don’t know if we’ve broken up tattoo artists and clients before but here we go, HA
Hire us for a theme haunted house, we got great ideas Headlines with whatever the fuck Paige picked out, probably some celebrity bullshit HA Sports with UFC’s HUGE new streaming deal with Paramount Plus
A full Monday edition of TRG
Headlines The FOF HOTLINE is Open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318
Headlines The Mail Sack is back with more answers than you can handle: send your questions, comments, complaints, to theriseguys@aol.com and YOU could be on the next Sack
A call to action for our Chattanooga P1’s Open Phones brings us Anonymous, who’s Ronnie the swinger’s girlfriend, and she’s got some things to clear up about Ronnie’s call last week
Fat Boy and Matt both have different times they say are the perfect times to grocery shop, plus Paige reminds us she could never eat an animal she’s friends with.. this seems to be triggering for some reason lol. Headlines with a store in Los Angeles getting looted for whatever the hell a labubu doll is Sports with an update on Connor Zilisch after falling in victory lane over the weekend
A full Friday edition of TRG
Headlines says Ghislaine Maxwell might get a cat in prison Dude she's got a lazy eye, so what..
The FOF Hotline is back BITCH, call it today, 864-241-4318
Animals get STD’s but do they get them from humans? Damn we hope not Paige as a madame, would that work? Did I spell that right? You know, a woman that runs whores, lol Headlines
Do you pilots have road rage in the air? How does that work? Headlines with Kelly Clarkson postponing her Vegas shows due to the passing of her ex husband Sports with MLB’s first Female umpire debuts this weekend
A full Thursday edition of TRG
Headlines with dis bitch named Paige, HA Don’t drop all that damn meat son
Headlines with a naked woman getting stuck in a chimney in California Edith checks back in, been a while, we talked about drugs, storage units, and hooking up
Are you people not afraid of chiropractors now? These cracking videos are tough to watch man, lol Open Phones with Ronnie, who isn’t happy with his new found swinging situation
Which Paula Abdul song had the damn cartoon wolf? We ain’t lookin it up either.. ok we did eventually lol Headlines with funeral playlist interrupted by an ad about shitting a lot, lol Sports with another dildo getting tossed at a WNBA game
A full Wednesday edition of TRG
Headlines with a popular tourist attraction in Italy adding turnstiles because of “influencers” Is this real or not? More importantly, did he do it on purpose?
Best Damn Audio is back for a double dip with clips including a Spanish lady trying to learn English on a phone game and a Dad getting pranked by his son when he suddenly dropped all the meat his Dad just grilled.
We got some feedback from yesterday’s jewelry call, was the fake jewelry intentional? Headlines says the majority of people clip their toenails and have no idea where they end up
What’s your favorite church sign saying? Some of these are hilarious Headlines says the majority of people don’t wash their hands after they beat off Sports with Buffalo Bills qb Josh Allen’s odd pre game ritual
A full Tuesday, All Advice, edition of TRG
Headlines.. well it was suppose to be but we ended up talking about Paige’s hung brother and Matt’s Dad’s Phil’s big bush, RIP If you need a new church what do you look for in a new home?
The All Advice Show continues with Anonymous, who’s boyfriend got her some fake jewelry but did he do it on purpose?
The All Advice Show kicks off with Barry, who’s co-worker is stealing from work, but not how you’d think Headlines says you go to sleep too late
Did you hear about the General Lee jumping a fountain in Kentucky recently? WOW! Sounds like fun actually lol Headlines with a zoo in Europe asking for live animal donations to feed their lions Sports with more on Brock Lesnar’s return from a legal standpoint
A full Monday edition of TRG
Headlines with an accidental fall at an Oasis show recently The FOF HOTILNE is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW 864-241-4318
Headlines says the majority of people don’t change their underwear often Do you really need to flex in song form these days? Makes you wonder how product placement in music really works We gotta talk about Summer Slam and holy hell was it good
FINALLY, we win a damn award, no thanks to Fat Boy tho.. Open Phones brings us Anonymous, who’s tired of his church and might be looking for a change
Man we didn’t even get to everything we wanted to, made fun of Paige’s babysitter tho lol Headlines with the passing of actress Loni Anderson Sports with some WNBA futures you gamblers and dildo fans can wager on
A full Friday edition of TRG
Headlines says we eat too many microplastics, upon hearing this one said…”Fuck that homie” -Fat Boy Hey JUG, let’s do some Facebook Fussin
The FOF HOTLINE is Open 24/7, call now, 864-241-4318
Fat Boy can you get verification on the word C____ ? is it offensive? What is “outlaw country” music now? A lot of artists like to cuss more than need be on these songs… or talk about getting high Headlines
Hiking, for some reason you can only do it down here?? “Excited hiking guy” is annoying tho Headlines with more info about Hulk Hogan post autopsy Sports with a Carolina Panther who has six fingers on one damn hand lol
Headlines that somehow turned into asshole bleaching and a possible boys night? HA Is Yo Mama on Crack? According to this song she is
Headlines says William Shatner doesn’t want to die, he’s mid 90’s tho bro More with JUG, I mean we talked about all kinds of shit, good stuff man
A full Thursday edition of TRG
JUG is back in studio LIVE baby Facebook Fussin
Fat Boy saw a guy with a thick flat top yesterday and really wondered what it smelled like, “Do it smell like a cabbage patch kid?” lol Headlines with people getting facelifts because of “Ozempic mouth” Sports with something hilarious that happened at a WNBA game the other night
A full Wednesday edition of TRG
Headlines with Pete Davidson revealing he covered up a tattoo he had of Dave Chappelle Hey Three Dollar Bill, you don’t like that name? How about another?
Best Damn Audio returns for a two parter this week, including shitting at church and a grocery store Romeo
Is this Best Damn Audio clip dumb as shit? Help us decide Yesterday’s T and C, did Bill do the wrong thing by pursuing this on our show? Headlines with Katy Perry hooking up with Justin Trudeau now? That dude use to “run” Canada
Mattman talks about meeting Hank Aaron and how he wishes he could do that pic over now Headlines with Ozzy’s funeral planned for today Sports with Vince McMahon in a car wreck recently
A full Tuesday edition of TRG
Headlines with some caffeine info you wanna know Fatty’s got a gun…
Headlines with a story about Sydney Sweeney in jeans so you got Fat Boy’s attention A.I. is making these new movies look so great that maybe it’s not such a bad thing.
This edition of Truth and Consequences brought us Bill, who didn’t like his new nickname at work so he called a co-worker responsible for the name to ask him to stop and this one ended about how you’d expect
School starting back, hopefully no kids are hungover this morning listening to us Headlines says people wanna raise the driving age, and lower the drinking age Sports with an update on Deion Sanders
A full Monday edition of TRG.. still getting a gun Fat Boy?
Headlines with a special little gem for you Gastonians listening The FOF HOTLINE is Open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318
Headlines with most popular states that attract the most tourists and you won’t believe who number one is Lethal vs Non Lethal? Benjie Mac will help you out FB
The Wal Mart stabbing from over the weekend, TF is wrong with people? Fat Boy wants to get a gun now, or maybe a weapon not as lethal
Did you see Kid Rock over the weekend? Nickelback? That was an odd lineup Headlines with inside jokes at work, evidently they’re good for your overall mental health Sports with Deion Sanders making a major medical announcement today
A full Friday edition of TRG
Headlines says we are starting to trust A.I. a little too much Brent are you really gonna go out with this chick again?
The FOF Hotline is back with some angry women this week. Call 864-241-4318, and YOU could be on the next FOF
R.I.P. Hulk Hogan, an icon gone Headlines
Yeah we know what happened yesterday but we’re saving that to give it the proper time, before that tho the weather is about to get really ugly Headlines aks “Do you wear deodorant when you’re home alone?” Sports with Butterbean talking about his sex addiction, obesity, and being fat as fuck for most of his adult life
A full Thursday edition of TRG
Headlines Some Best Damn Audio for you *peach emoji*
Mattman’s Conspiracy Mystery gets really private hahaha Open Phones with Brent and the worst date he ever had, he might not be wrong tho
Your posture is worse than you think, Fat Boy says his is the worst when he’s on the toilet Headlines with South Park making fun of Donald Trump’s gimmick, if you know what we sayin Sports with a health update on Ric Flair
What happens to our trash? Really, where’s it going? Can’t keep burying it Headlines
A full Wednesday edition of TRG
Headlines say Gen Z answers the phone without saying hello, who the hell taught em manenrs? She’s flying to vacation and not in the car
A two parter Best Damn Audio full of funny s**t you don’t wanna miss, including a dad who’s pissed his son woke him from his nap and Corey Taylor singing Spongebob
We remember the legend Ozzy Osbourne Headlines
How do song writers work? Do they write dirty songs first? Let’s try it Headlines with the passing of Ozzy, more on him later too Sports with a ton of fake autographs hitting the memorabilia market
A full Tuesday edition of TRG
Headlines says people are happier when they return to animals on vacation Man let me get a drink real quick
Headlines with a new reality show with virgins only.. called, “Are You My First?” What state can you live the longest in with your retirement? The answer might surprise you
This edition of Truth and Consequences featured a lady telling her dude that she’s sick of his motorcycle, but mainly she’s sick of riding behind him separately because he wants to ride his damn bike everywhere, she doesn’t want one of her own tho, so what’s really going on here?
Foreign exchange students, did you have one? And did they all come from Germany? Headlines with the passing of actor Malcom Jamal Warner, or as Paige called him Malcom Jalar Warmer Sports with a possible name change AGAIN for the Washington Commanders?
A full Monday edition of TRG
Headlines with a dude high on Tobasco sauce and trying to fight people The FOF Hotline is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318
The Mail Sack is back with a twist, HEAT MAIL baby, lol Send your questions, comments, complaints to theriseguys@aol.com and YOU could be on the next sack
Missed interviews from the past, was it us that botched em? Oh, Rob Schneider still owes us an apology damnit Let’s have a little sound drop fun, welcome to TRG’s Sound Drop Cafe Headlines with teabags and “Vietnamese eye goggles”, which Fat Boy completely mis said and it ended up being a real thing anyway
Remember “Where’s The Beef?”, how did that all come about? Headlines with the whole Coldplay cheating scandal, if you missed it somehow Sports with Jon Jones picking his retirement fight and Dana White saying, “Not so fast buddy..”
A full Friday edition of TRG
Headlines Hey Dad, film the birth for me…
The FOF HOTLINE is back with more piss and vinegar than we know what to do with THE FOF HOTLINE is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318
Paige why the hell so many jobs? Really tho… Chris from Tennessee calls back, with his Mom, in a much better mood this time Headlines with a guy in Florida renting a boat and driving it to Cuba
Eating with your eyes, yeah you heard that right Headlines with Trump’s latest medical condition Sports with SHAQ, and he has a message for RG3
A full Thursday edition of TRG
Headlines with a sure way to stop A.I. at the drive thru line Dirty mouth kids and farts, nice
Could you leave your partner for a million bucks? The amount of people who agreed will shock you Open Phones with Tom, who is having a situation with his pregnant daughter..
Fat Boy you dumbass, you can’t hum a song and the phone know what it is. How do you find out what it is tho? Headlines says it's national tattoo day
Fat Boy just discovered a new gender, lol, plus other stuff we catch up on Headlines with a serial ass slapper in Idaho Sports with Bengals rookie Shemar Stewart leaving the team to go back to college to play football
A full Wednesday edition of TRG
Headlines with Annabelle, where the hell is the doll? He isn’t cheating, the A.I. isn’t real
Another edition of BDA, with some foul mouth kids Paige are these dudes hot? Don’t think about it, answer honestly, who you wanna bang?
We get an email from a psychiatrist about yesterday’s husband “cheating” with his A.I. sex bot The NYC floods are out of control, but the numbers don’t really add up Headlines with a list of everybody’s favorite curse words
Tattoo recommendations, you’re better off asking Mattman for that, he’s about to get some new ones too Headlines with a new dating app called “Single Riders” Sports with Teddy Bridgewater suspended for being a great coach? Lol
A full Tuesday, All Advice, edition of TRG
Headlines with people on TIkTok using Sharpies as lip liner Well Mattman, looks like you’re gonna be at the DMV a little longer buddy
The All Advice Show continues with Anonymous, who caught her husband being dirty with an A.I. bot, is it cheating? P1’s weigh in The Grand Canyon, Texas floods, thoughts with you all
The All Advice Show kicks off with a guy who is either a bad friend, or taking care of his own body. His buddy might be asking too much from him, like a piece of his liver Open Phones with Anonymous having issues with his girlfriend’s 17 year old, smart mouth son
Collectibles from back in the day, everybody thought they’d retire off of California Raisins and Days of Thunder toy cars lol. Headlines with a guy in Florida busted for stealing sex toys and ice cream from his local Wal Mart Sports with Conor McGregor busted for sending unsolicited pics to a rapper, female btw lol
A full Monday edition of TRG, we back baby
Ozzy had his farewell tour while we were on vacation, is he really done? Plus it raised a shit ton of money for charity Headlines says happy mac and cheese day
Big Brown calls in to give his Superman movie review, Fat Boy saw it too, will they agree? People are sleeping with their mouths taped shut, it’s a billion dollar industry.. why?
Mattman went to Gatlinburg last minute for a mini vacay last week, he was suppose to go to Sonoma with Jeremy Clements but he didn’t.. why tho? Headlines with Tom Morello and Dave Draiman feuding over Israel and Palestine
We’re back after the break with so much going on, including Mattman describing someone perfectly, so much so that everybody knows somebody that looks like this… Headlines with Trump threatening to revoke Rosie O’Donnell’s citizenship Sports with a Mike Leach story you won’t believe, it’s GREAT, lol
A full Friday edition of TRG, we back Monday baby
T AND C: YOU AREN'T HAVING YOUR BABY IN MY BATH TUB ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY EX HAS HIV AND MY WIFE IS PISSED ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY EX CO WORKER IS STALKING ME
HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW YOUR SPANISH? MATTMAN VS FB OPEN PHONES: WE ARE ABOUT TO MARRY EACH OTHER FOR THE THIRD TIME BDA: I'M GONNA ROCK YO MEATBOX
BDA: FURNITURE STORE FOR EVERY COLOR OPEN PHONES: CHEECH AND CHUBBS SOUNDS HIGH RIGHT NOW OPEN PHONES: HEY MATTMAN, TELL THE OCEAN LAKES STORY AGAIN
BDA: DON'T SPILL MY AKAHOLS PAIGE'S NEW GOOBER SONG OPEN PHONES: MY EX PAID OFF MY CAR, WHY THOUGH? WOULD YOU SEE A HOLOGRAM CONCERT?
A full Thursday edition of TRG
EMAIL: I'M FIGHTING WITH MY WIFE OVER OUR DAUGHTER'S ACTIVITIES ZIPPER LANES IN TRAFFIC, MATTMAN HAS A VIDEO OPEN PHONES: FARM ANIMALS AND ALIENS, SHE SEEMS TO THINK SO
ANONYMOUS SAYS HIS WIFE IS UGLY OPEN PHONES: P1'S COMMENT ON ANONYMOUS SAYING HIS WIFE IS UGLY WE GET AN EMAIL FROM ANONYMOUS' UGLY WIFE
ANONYMOUS MOM SAYS HER SON GOT A HICKEY ON A FIELD TRIP OPEN PHONES: MITCH TELLS ANONYMOUS HICKEY MOM TO RELAX EDITH FROM CHATTANOOGA TALKING ABOUT PICKLE PARK OPEN PHONES: MICAH GOT KIDNAPPED BY HIS MOM
MATTMAN'S AUTISM TEST: PART ONE MATTMAN'S AUTISM TEST: PART TWO MATT'S THERAPIST SAID THE AUTISM TEST IS BUNK SENIOR SHOUTOUTS: 2025
A full Wednesday edition of TRG
OPEN PHONES: I GOT DUMPED BECAUSE OF MY TEETH OPEN PHONES: HANG UP ALREADY MICHAEL OPEN PHONES: THE BOY SOBER MOVEMENT
ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY SON IS TAKING TWO BIG GIRLS TO PROM TEXT AND FEEDBACK FROM ALL ADVICE PROM MOM'S CALL ALL ADVICE SHOW: SHOULD I LET MY KIDS GO TO SENIOR WEEK?
OPEN PHONES: I SMOKED WEED ON EASTER AND IT CHANGED MY LIFE THE FIRST EVER SPERM RACE IS TODAY, REALLY.. DID ANYBODY WATCH THE SPERM RACE?
RIP MARY THOMAS HARRIS OPEN PHONES: P1'S REMEMBER MATT'S MOM MARY BDA: HOCKEY AND SCOTTISH BOOBIES PASSING DOWN GRAVE PLOTS FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION
A full Tuesday edition of TRG
BDA: THE RAPPING PREACHER OPEN PHONES: SHE ASKED ME HOW MUCH MONEY I MAKE OPEN PHONES: FEEDBACK ON MONEY IN RELATIONSHIPS
THE WEIRDEST EMAIL WE'VE EVER GOTTEN, WHAT'S IN THE BAG? OPEN PHONES: BRENT MIGHT HAVE TO SELL HIS MASTERS TICKETS TO HIS BOSS THERE'S A NEW MATTMAN FARM SONG, AND IT'S GREAT
PAIGE GETS PRANK REVENGE ON MATTMAN WITH GLORIA JEFF HARDY MATTMAN'S SC COMICON REVIEW, MEETING STING
THE BIRTHDAY ROAST OF FAT BOY: PART ONE THE BIRTHDAY ROAST OF FAT BOY: PART TWO BDA: STROKE REPORTER AND MR T. HEY DOLLY, IT WAS OUR IDEA FIRST
A full Monday edition of TRG
OPEN PHONES: DILDO DEREK, WILLA'S BOYFRIEND CALLS IN T AND C: I PEED ON YOUR WEDDING ALBUM OJ AUCTION AND DOG FIGHTING RINGS
MMCM: PETER BERGMANN, THE MAN WHO NEVER EXISTED OPEN PHONES: MY BOYFRIEND HAS TOO MANY SEX TOYS DEREK, WILLA'S BOYFRIEND, LEAVES US A VOICEMAIL
OPEN PHONES: MY MOM HAS A BOYFRIEND IN PRISON OPEN PHONES: I HAVE ADVICE FOR THE MOM DATING THE PRISONER BRET "THE HITMAN" HART
DO YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM IN FRONT OF YOUR PARTNER? OPEN PHONES: MICHAEL GOT HIT BY TWO TRUCKS AT ONCE FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 315 OPEN PHONES: THE TOW TRUCK DRIVER FROM THE FOF HOTLINE CALLS IN
A full Friday, Fourth of July edition of TRG
FAT BOY DROVE TO ATLANTA TO GET A POT PIE IF A KID WANTS TO WORK, LET THE KID WORK FAT BOY GOT HIS DAD'S ASHES BACK
SPELLINBURG: PAIGE VS PARTY MAN DAN MMCM: BOBBY DUNBAR, THE MISSING KID ALL ADVICE SHOW: I'VE LOST ALMOST ALL MY SAVINGS
OPEN PHONES: I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE A 20 YEAR OLD SON OPEN PHONES UPDATE: I MIGHT HAVE A 20 YEAR OLD SON BDA: ANGRY GRANNY WANTS TO WATCH RASSLIN
HAPPY 73RD BIRTHDAY TO MATT'S MOM MARY FAT BOY DONATED HIS DAD'S BODY TO SCIENCE MMCM: I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS: PART ONE MMCM: I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS: PART TWO
A full Thursday edition of TRG
Open Phones with a request that we’ve never accommodated before… She reads her own email to her man, he don’t have to be apart of their kid’s life if he doesn’t want to be
It really is a pain in the ass to avoid telling people what we do for a living, so we give up lol Headlines
Show us how to make money, like literally how is it made? Headlines with Chuck E Cheeses opening adult arcades Sports with Michael Jordan’s Chicago mansion available on Air BnB if you got the dough
A full Thursday edition of TRG
Headlines Dude, take the damn paternity leave already
Two editions of Best Damn Audio, because there’s too much NOT to work in Fat Boy turned down a free meal, is hell freezing over?
Suppositories and good music, we weave em together The Ring Of Fire Headlines asks if we should ban left hand turns
Looks like we ruined a few prop bets for those who thought we wouldn’t be here today, lol Headlines with a guy busted for having a shit ton of beer cans inside his car, he was drunk too Sports with Adrian Peterson in a possible new celebrity boxing match against a poker player, who gives a shit? The undercard might be good
A full Tuesday edition of TRG
More with Edith, why you so pissed in this clip? Lady where the hell you really from?
Headlines with a guy smuggling drugs up his asshole in tinfoil and the nurse found it What’s up Looper? What’s up Edith?
Matt’s daughter is the legacy contact on his cell phone now, so look… there are some things on there you might wanna avoid lol Open Phones brings us John, who was offered paternity leave but might be having second thoughts. Then Beth calls in and reams John a new asshole lol, she really got into it
Job shadowing, would you do it as an adult? Some might have boring jobs Eight hours of sleep is a myth, you don’t need nowhere near that shit Sports with a rare Michael Jordan autographed rookie card going for millions at a recent auction
A full Monday edition of TRG
Headlines The FOF HOTLINE IS OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318
Rob Ianuario calls in so Mattman can tell him about a story that happened over the weekend that may or may not involve the attorney to the stars, and everybody else The Diddy trial has been very lackluster and it’s virtually over
The Dukes are back?.. What the hell just happened in Kentucky over the weekend? Where the hell is North, South Carolina? Listen to this lady drive Bill Cosby nuts on an old tv show episode Headlines
Where the hell everybody at this week? Headlines with Tom Brady trying to bang Sydney Sweeney Sports with some dipshit getting a Travis Kelce tattoo on his leg for free energy drinks
A full Friday edition of TRG, the FOF Hotline, and so much more
Headlines Edith you use to be fat as shit man, WOW!
The FOF Hotline is back, this week with a janitorial engineer calling on everybody to not hide an accident if you ruin a bathroom, this dude wants you to tell people you shit everywhere, um no bud, we ain’t doing it The FOF HOTLINE IS OPEN 24/7, Call Today, 864-241-4318
Matt remembers a friend of his growing up and what exactly was wrong with his Mom, also Fat Boy remembers the time a friend of his Mom’s named her fat white baby after Samuel L Jackson and he didn’t know who that was at the time Headlines
If you’re a dude and you love wine… you might not love women, right? hahaha Headlines says it’s hard for parents to recover from traveling, takes at least two days Sports with friend of the show, and former guest, good ole J.R. announcing he’s officially cancer free
A full Thursday edition of TRG, including us saying BUMP the format, we call it in the ring brother :D
Headlines but we talked more about Paige’s neighbor who wants to eat her out real bad to be honest, lol This kid’s really sweaty, in all the places you’d guess he’d be sweaty
Just Ram it, George Jones’ last song, other songs that probably shouldn’t have happened Chris calls in about collecting cards and ends up being an asshole before he hung up haahha
Open Phones with Michael from Lenoir City TN who really hates his Mom evidently Edith calls in about Michael, also drops a bomb on us that she use to weigh so fuckin much lol Headlines
We haven’t forgotten about you New Orleans, also we love you LIVE listeners Mattman’s got an email that we gotta address
A full Wednesday edition of TRG
Headlines with sleep divorce and what exactly that is Dude you’re gonna marry her for the third time? DON’T
Best Damn Audio, might be the best one ever Ok, take two, let’s try that again lol, a FULL Best Damn Audio
Trump’s F bomb yesterday has got us a little jealous to be honest Fat Boy’s turn to come with the The Ring… but what?... “The Ring of Fire” maybe?.. Headlines says nightmares might actually kill you
Fun with who might have owned Mattman’s farmhouse way back in the day, revolutionary war soldiers? Headlines with fans saying ACDC should permanently break up after video of their last performance Sports with Cooper Flagg expected to be the top pick in tonight’s NBA Draft
A full Tuesday edition of TRG, Fat Boy's King Of The Onion Rings baby, legit for real..
Headlines explains why old people smell…old..lol Pee on the floor, you’ll love it… gross tho
Why does the power company want us to conserve in the heat? Are we really THAT taxing? Open Phones brings Anonymous, who’s about to get married for THE THIRD DAMN TIME, is he nuts?
Who will be the King of The Onion Rings?.. Everybody loses to be honest.. Headlines with Brad Pitt going to AA after his divorce from Angelina Jolie
We have a list of people we’d love to talk to, and just ask..”What happened?”.. Headlines says Miley Cyrus is an asshole during her meet and greets
We back baby, LIVE, a full Monday edition of TRG
Headlines Como Estas Amigos and Amigas, how well do you know your Spanish?
The Mail Sack is back answering all your queries, can you get in? Sure, email theriseguys@aol.com and YOU could be on the next edition of.. The Sack.
What happened to the urinals that went to the floor, also, how do you help a young family member in the bathroom without looking weird? Mattman’s got an idea for a competition that lasts the rest of the week, are you down Fat Boy? Headlines says Nick Cannon can’t remember the names of all his damn kids
We’re back LIVE, Mattman tells the story of smoking weed and hooking up with a chick at the same time at a haunted establishment WAY back in the day.. Of course Fat Boy had questions.. Headlines with Alanis Morrisette not sure how to deal with dudes wanting to bang her when she was coming up in the music biz Sports with the retirement of UFC fighter/famous coke head Jon Jones
A full Friday edition of TRG
OPEN PHONES: I GOT MY GIRL A MOLD OF MY JUNK FOR VALENTINE'S DAY OPEN PHONES UPDATE: I GOT MY GIRL A MOLD OF MY JUNK OPEN PHONES: I'M DATING AN OLD TEACHER OF MINE, DO I TELL HER?
BDA: XAVIER LEGETTE AND FECAL PEOPLE FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 316 MMCM: SOBER SUE, MAKE HER LAUGH AND WIN BIG MONEY
OPEN PHONES: TIFFANY SAYS HER MAID OF HONOR IS TOO FAT OPEN PHONES: TIFFANY'S MAID OF HONOR HOLLY CALLS IN OPEN PHONES: GOING TO THE BATHROOM IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER
MATT AND FAT BOY SWAP SQUIRREL STORIES MIKE IS AN EX CON WHO WISHES HE COULD VOTE BDA: I'M NOT A MA'AM DAMNIT ALL ADVICE SHOW: I DON'T WANT MY DEAD GRANDPA'S STUFF
A full Juneteenth edition of TRG, enjoy
THE ESCAPED SOUTH CAROLINA MONKEYS, WE HAVE QUESTIONS BDA: CHOP SUEY KARAOKE AND MESSING WITH CARTS YOU WANT YOUR WOMAN TO HAVE A LITTLE BITCH IN HER
ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY GIRL HAS A NIPPLE FETISH OPEN PHONES: I DON'T WANT TO TELL MY WIFE WHO I VOTED FOR OPEN PHONES: THREESOME HORROR STORIES
PARTY MAN DAN KNOCKED HIMSELF OUT THE OTHER DAY WE SAW TERRIFIER 3, THE MOVIE MAKING EVERYBODY SICK WHAT'S THE SICKEST MOVIE YOU'VE EVER SEEN?
BDA: LISTEN TO THIS FOUL MOUTH LITTLE KID OPEN PHONES: MICHAEL THE CHAPLIN FROM CHATTANOOGA OPEN PHONES: I KNOW WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT MY DAUGHTERS MMCM: THE CLEVELAND BALOON FEST OF 1986
A full Wednesday edition of TRG
VINCE DOESN'T WANT TO DIVORCE DURING THE HOLIDAYS ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY BROTHER IS AN ADDICT AND LIVES WITH ME OPEN PHONES: HOMELESS PEOPLE AND HELPING ADDICTS
BDA: MM VS FAT BOY: THE LAUGH SHOW AND A BAD WITCH PARTY MAN DAN HAD A GIRL OVER DURING THE HURRICANE STRIP CLUB MEMORIES AND A GUY STOLE A LAP DANCE
T AND C: I ACTUALLY TRIPLED DAD'S INVESTMENT YOU DUMMY ALL ADVICE SHOW: SHOULD I BLOW THE WHISTLE ON THIS RESTAURANT? FAT BOY GOT A WEIRD DIET TIP FROM A FRIEND
T AND C: I'M NOT HAVING A THREESOME WITH YOUR WIFE OPEN PHONES: AMBER TURNED 18 AND GOT OFFERED A THREESOME OPEN PHONES: UNCLE OR DAD? THE DNA RESULTS ARE IN PIGSKIN PUNISHMENT: PAIGE GETS A FARM FACIAL
A full Tuesday edition of TRG, back tomorrow baby
ALL ADVICE SHOW: I HAVE SEX DREAMS ABOUT MY UNCLE STATES WE DON'T WANT TO TRAVEL TO: PART ONE STATES WE DON'T WANT TO TRAVEL TO: PART TWO
ALL ADVICE SHOW: I WANT A FEMALE ROOMMATE OPEN PHONES: MY GIRL DOESN'T TAKE HER BRA OFF DURING SEX BDA: COME BACK MAFFEW
PARTY MAN DAN MIGHT BE GETTING SCAMMED: PART ONE PARTY MAN DAN MIGHT BE GETTING SCAMMED: PART TWO OPEN PHONES: MY COUSIN BLOCKED ME OVER POLITICS
OPEN PHONES: DO I DONATE SPERM? MY WIFE SAYS YES: PART ONE OPEN PHONES: DO I DONATE SPERM? MY WIFE SAYS YES: PART TWO BDA: I DON'T SELL CRACK SPELLINBURG: MATTMAN VS FAT BOY
A full Monday edition of TRG featuring Mattman vs Fat Boy in "How Well Do You Know Your Spanish?"
Headlines The FOT HOTLINE is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318
How well do you know your Spanish? We found out last week with Paige vs Jeremy Clements, now Mattman and Fat Boy take the test
Is everybody a damn amateur cop/sleuth these days? Celebrities probably shouldn’t do it Edith calls in, as soon as we found out she has fake teeth of course we had some questions as only we could ask them HA Headlines
Can we agree that if it weren’t for the confederate flag, that fairs wouldn’t exist? Headlines with both of us slipping today, lol Sports with an update on the proposed Rocker v Mahomes fight
A full Friday edition of TRG, with the FOF Hotline and so much more
Headlines Facebook Fussin, send yours to theriseguys@aol.com
The FOF HOTLINE is back for another week of piss and vinegar, it’s Open 24/7 by the way, CALL NOW 864-241-4318
We definitely do not miss urinal troughs , please never bring those back Headlines with the dogs most likely to get diarrhea
Happy Friday The 13th, it’s the only one of the year, plus camp memories from way back Headlines Sports with an Eagles fan getting a Jason Kelce tattoo in his honor
A full Thursday edition of TRG, with the last Fussin EVER?.. At least for now ;D
Headlines Well, look at Mr. Two Time Grandpa over here, lol
Headlines says when it comes to hotels, people don’t want a front desk anymore Best Damn Audio asks the question, “bad porn movie? Or back talking the boss?”
Facebook Fussin, the fate… We read your comments about killing Fussin, IN AN ALL NEW.. Facebook Fussin
The year is flying by bro, really is, plus, Paige lives in the hood Headlines Sports
A full Wednesday edition of TRG, featuring Open Phones, with Big Brown, Doug the fundraiser, and more
Headlines Hey, who wants to have a kid in a bath tub?
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