Abject Suffering 656: Haven: Call of the King
Abject Suffering 656: Haven: Call of the King  
Podcast: Abject Suffering
Published On: Mon Apr 06 2026
Description: Haven: Call of the King is a PS2 platformer that doesn’t want you to think it’s a platformer. It wants you to think it’s anything and everything all at once. That’s why they don’t want you to call it a “platformer”, they want you to call it a “FreeFormer”. Which is… hey listen, we’re really sorry about this one, a lot of the episode is dedicated to trying to figure out how to get Gary a wheelbarrow. We fucked it up. Give us a chance again next week.