Greta Johnsen talks with Caller Paul about his reading comeback, the emotional wallop of Hamnet, and why he still craves the smell of a real book.What You'll Hear:The 1,200-Page Surprise: Greta kicks things off with a friend's funny realization that his new e-book was secretly enormous, sparking a little debate about whether not knowing a book's length is a blessing or a curse.A Reader Finds His Way Back: Caller Paul explains how he traded baking for books, and how a stack of Colleen Hoover novels and an unread Hunger Games series turned into a full-blown reading renaissance.Hamnet, Hamlet, and the Books That Make You Cry: Paul and Greta swap notes on the novels that wrecked them emotionally, the tricky business of movie adaptations, and why a good bookstore can feel like home.CHAPTERS:00:00 The 1,200-page e-book surprise02:11 Welcome, Caller Paul!03:33 Verity, Colleen Hoover, and Anne Hathaway06:55 Hamnet was a tearjerker09:00 Kindles vs. the smell of real books16:29 Falling back in love with readingFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman talks with caller Thomas from Vancouver about déjà rêvé, that eerie feeling that real life is echoing a dream you can't quite place, plus recurring teeth-falling-out nightmares and a dream journal gone whimsically off the rails.What You'll Hear:Déjà Vu's Dreamy Cousin: Thomas explains déjà rêvé, the strange sense that something mundane happening right now was already dreamed, and Josh tries to wrap his head around the difference.A Teeth-Falling-Out Classic: They swap notes on recurring anxiety dreams, including the one where your teeth fall out and you briefly, horribly believe it's real.Dream Journaling Confessions: Thomas remembers his lockdown-era dream journal, a fantastical amusement park with coffee-bean ground and frog-filled water slides, and why he eventually gave it up.CHAPTERS:00:00 Josh's rules for dream calls01:33 Welcome, caller Thomas02:00 What is déjà rêvé, exactly08:32 The teeth-falling-out dream11:44 Keeping a dream journal20:03 Horror movies and dreamy films23:00 Good nightFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman talks with Caller Annabel about her surprising new love of the beach as an adult, from her Rockaway-bound bagel runs to the best sleep of her life afterward.What You'll Hear:A Late Bloomer Falls for the Ocean: Josh wonders aloud what it's like to discover the beach at 24, and then gets his answer straight from someone living it.The Bagel-to-Blanket Pipeline: Annabel walks through her ideal beach day, down to the exact hour the Atlantic finally feels bearable.Defending the Cold, Gray Atlantic: Annabel and Josh team up to defend East Coast beaches against every West Coast and Caribbean comparison, gray water and all.CHAPTERS:00:00 Josh confesses he's not a beach commuter02:10 Annabel calls in from New York City05:46 A summer measured in beach trips, not days09:00 The freedom of an unstructured adult beach day13:16 A first, humbling attempt at surfing21:46 Good nights to TorontoFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greta Johnsen talks with sports reporter Maggie Hendricks about parallel-universe fan loyalties and why switching teams is never actually on the table.What You'll HearThe Alternate Universe Rewind: Greta replays caller Alex's confession that he could have avoided years of heartbreak by picking the Green Bay Packers over the Minnesota Vikings, then brings in Chicago sports reporter Maggie Hendricks to weigh in on what he got right anyway.Ancestors, Ancestors, Ancestors: Maggie explains why switching teams was never an option growing up Cubs-and-Bears-loyal in Chicago, including the grandmother who died at 96 without ever seeing a World Series win.The Fan Who Also Has a Press Pass: Maggie unpacks the strange balancing act of covering teams she loves, then tells the almost-too-good-to-be-true story of a Chicago Sky rookie who went from a tryout in Poland to a buzzer-beater against the reigning WNBA champs.CHAPTERS00:27 Replaying Alex's Vikings alternate-universe question02:03 Welcoming sports reporter Maggie Hendricks04:31 The Cubs grandmother who'd never forgive a switch09:44 A reporter's balancing act: fan vs. professional14:38 An undrafted rookie's buzzer-beater from Poland18:33 Goodnight to Sully (and "sports feelings")For the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greta Johnsen talks with Caller Alexa about her lifelong cilantro-soap confusion, the genetic quirk behind picky palates, and the joys of turning suspicious herbs into pesto.What You'll Hear:Ketchup, Pineapple, and Other Hills to Die On: Greta kicks things off by confessing her most controversial Chicago food opinions, ketchup on hot dogs and all.The Cilantro-Soap Mystery, Solved-ish: Caller Alexa unpacks years of confusion over whether cilantro tastes like soap, or if she just didn't like cilantro, and the surprising genetics behind it all.Tupperware Chaos and Herb Garden Dreams: The two wind down with a conversation about wilting herbs, mismatched lids, and the eternal battle for fridge order.CHAPTERS:00:00 Greta's food-related hot takes 01:54 Welcome, Caller Alexa!02:01 The cilantro-soap dilemma begins09:58 The science behind why cilantro tastes like soap12:04 Tacos, pesto, and cilantro's greatest hits16:27 Goodnight to Tiger and Lily!For the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greta Johnsen talks with caller Bernadette about her sudden urge to join a book club, the perils of a 6:30 a.m. book meeting, and how to build a club that runs on wine, snacks, and no spoilers.What You'll Hear:The Greta Graham Book Club: Greta shares how her monthly Zoom book club has thrived for over two years, complete with a beloved regular who complains about every single book.A Book Club Born Yesterday: Bernadette calls in with a brand-new plan to join or start a book club, and together they sort through professional book clubs, thickies versus palate cleansers, and the golden rule of keeping the group small.No Spoilers Allowed: The two dig into the tricky etiquette of talking about twists before everyone's finished reading, and why the right book club needs the right kind of trust.CHAPTERS:00:00 Welcome to book club night02:51 Hello, caller Bernadette04:19 The GRETAGRAM Book Club explained06:10 The 6:30 a.m. book club is not the vibe09:20 Sorting through book club options15:11 Building a club that actually sticksFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greta Johnsen talks with caller Joe about the sprawling wooden town of the Maryland Renaissance Faire, his new life as a stone-giant magician in a virtual D&D group, and the search for a hobby that won't leave him talking to himself.What You'll Hear:The Wax Hand That Started It All: Greta opens with a childhood memory of dipping her hand in colored wax at the Renaissance Faire, and wonders aloud why that particular kind of magic sticks with us.A Town Built Just for Jousting: Caller Joe describes the enormous, semi-permanent Ren Faire town outside DC, complete with ninja stars, real jousting, and costumes way more ambitious than his own.Desk Monkey by Day, Stone Giant by Night: Joe opens up about his surprisingly wholesome virtual D&D group, the mysterious character he can't quite control, and the search for a hobby that scratches a very different itch.CHAPTERS:00:00 Wax hands and Ren Faire memories02:04 Welcome, caller Joe from the DC area03:08 Inside Maryland's sprawling Renaissance Faire07:16 Joining a D&D group as a desk monkey14:38 How Dungeons and Dragons actually works17:09 Weighing pottery, cello, and other hobbies20:53 GoodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greta Johnsen talks with Caller Alex from New York about his lifelong loyalty to the maddening Minnesota Vikings (despite note being from Minnesota) and why some paths in life are simply neutral.What You'll Hear:Dragons, Basketball, and a Ten-Year-Old's Fate: Greta opens with a childhood memory of a college basketball game, a fantasy novel, and the moment her dad accepted she wasn't destined for sports stardom.A Team Chosen by Vibes Alone: Alex explains how one very cool wide receiver sealed his lifelong, often heartbreaking devotion to the Minnesota Vikings.Alternate Universes, Not Regrets: Greta and Alex trade stories about college, cities, and teams they almost picked, and agree that some choices are simply neutral.CHAPTERS:00:00 Dragons, basketball, and a very tall 10-year-old02:39 Welcome, Caller Alex!04:47 The Impact of Randy Moss 10:25 Redemption arrives via the Lakers and Kobe/Shaq days16:53 College, culture shock, and choosing to be weird21:03 Good night to Justin Jefferson!For the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greta Johnsen talks with caller Kammi all about memory: from nap science and grandma's soap to why eyewitnesses (and spouses) never agree on the color of the car.What You'll HearThinking in scents and songs: Kammi joins from Tucson to unpack why a quick nap might lock in a memory better than a long snooze, and why smell can transport you faster than almost anything else.The unreliable narrator in all of us: Greta and Kammi get into why retelling a memory might actually change it, and what that means for family stories, memoirs, and blue cars that were definitely green.A wedding day worth remembering: Kammi's pre-wedding advice, followed by a story of Greta's own microphone mishap at a wedding she officiated.CHAPTERS00:00 Keys, wallets, and a confession about GPS trackers01:35 Welcome, caller Kammi!04:24 The 20-minute nap that helps you remember06:52 The smell of nana's soap08:54 Live music as a memory trigger14:49 The one wedding-day trick worth stealingFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman talks with caller Julia from Long Beach about her impossibly readable face, the four-year-old who refuses to fake a magician's smile, and whether a poker face is really something to envy.What You'll HearA dog bed 7x too big: Josh kicks things off with a sweet little confession about his wife's habit of ordering things in wildly wrong sizes, and what it means to love someone's harmless quirks.The face that won't keep a secret: Julia calls in with a lifelong dilemma: her face broadcasts every feeling before she's ready to share it, and she's not sure if that's a gift or a curse.LeVar Burton was reading her the whole time: A story about producing an audio show with LeVar Burton takes a turn when Julia learns he'd been quietly reading her face for cues the entire time.CHAPTERS00:00 The dog bed that was seven sizes too big03:33 Welcome, caller Julia!04:44 The face that gives everything away07:05 LeVar Burton was watching the whole time09:00 Like father, like son, like grandpa21:08 Good nightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greta Johnsen talks with ASMR creator the French Whisperer about purring voices, gentle tapping sounds, and why a good bedtime story should never be too interesting.What You'll Hear:The Mystery of the Tingles: Greta and the French Whisperer get to the bottom of what ASMR actually is, and it turns out the science-y acronym is mostly just a fancy word for tingles.Soothing Versus Boring: The French Whisperer explains the delicate art of keeping a listener just engaged enough to drift off, without accidentally telling them something too interesting.A Voice Built for Bedtime: From editing out breaths to fighting the urge to talk fast, the French Whisperer walks through everything that goes into his famously calm, low purr of a voice.CHAPTERS:00:00 Greta welcomes the French Whisperer to the pillow fort01:43 What ASMR actually means04:30 Tingles, accents, and gentle taps11:03 What makes a voice relaxing17:02 Advice for a better nighttime routine21:19 Good night from the French WhispererFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and caller Jina swap confessions about impulse buys, dopamine-chasing shopping apps, and the ever-growing tower of sneakers by his bed.What You'll HearThe Tower of Sneakers Confession: Josh admits his side of the bed now lives in the shadow of an embarrassing sneaker collection, while caller Jina lays out her own struggle to live below her means in a world of endless upgrades and seasonal drops.The Fake Shopping Cart Trick: Jina describes an app built to trigger the same dopamine as buying something, minus the actual purchase, and the two dig into what really works (and doesn't) to slow down an impulse buy.Turning Splurges into Something Kinder: From Facebook Marketplace camping chairs to GoFundMe donations instead of a new loveseat, Josh and Jina land on a gentler way to spend that doesn't leave anyone feeling broke or bombarded.CHAPTERS00:00 Booking flights, hotels & finally planning ahead03:47 Welcome, caller Jina!09:10 Josh's weak spots: sweaters and sneakers14:32 The app that fakes a shopping cart18:42 Splurging on other people instead23:24 Goodnight...to the sneakersFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Bragg talks with caller Val about the magical-question trick that turns awkward small talk into real conversation, and the two try it live with a question about bleach.What You'll HearThe Magical Questions Life Hack: Val explains a concept she picked up from a podcast on communication — questions built so anyone in a group wants to answer, like asking someone the last time they blew up a balloon.Matt Tries A Magic Question: Bleach Edition: Matt puts the theory to the test live, asking Val when she last bought bleach, and the answer turns into a genuine deep-clean life hack involving dish soap, baking soda, and hydrogen peroxide.The Harder Skill Behind It All: They dig into sharing first, staying curious about other people, and the kindest way to politely tap out of a conversation that's run its course.CHAPTERS02:00 Val calls in from the East Bay05:07 The "magical questions" life hack, explained08:59 Matt tries a magic question: bleach edition10:12 A genuine miracle stain-remover recipe14:29 How to walk into a group conversation17:59 The polite way to escape a bad oneFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Bragg talks with caller Carrie about her guilt-ridden case for an e-bike, a crash course in London's mod subculture, and the argument that finally makes a convert of him.What You'll HearJeans, a Jacket, and Pure Denial: Matt recaps his one-man war against a London heatwave, his firm belief that Celsius is the only sensible temperature scale, and his new nickname for DoorDash riders: the fourth emergency service.A Pros-and-Cons List That Doesn't Add Up: Caller Carrie admits her list is stacked against buying an e-bike, and yet the itch to buy one has never really gone away.Mods, Rockers, and the Reputation Problem: Matt walks Carrie through England's mod-versus-rocker subculture, and the two debate why e-bike riders get side-eyed while a proper mod scooter earns respect.The Argument That Wins Him Over: Carrie makes her real case, skipping a crowded train for a fifteen-minute ride home after a nice dinner, and it's enough to talk Matt into buying one himself.CHAPTERS00:00 A one-man war against the heatwave02:44 Caller Carrie joins from Chicago05:16 A crash course in London's mod subculture08:30 How an e-bike actually works11:27 Matt starts to come around16:10 Goodnight to every e-bike rider on EarthFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Bragg talks with caller Gregg about why we distract ourselves from the present moment, and the surprisingly wholesome case for ASMR.What You'll HearTwo Jackets, No Chance to Wear Them: Matt kicks off mid-heatwave, mourning two brand-new jackets that have been sitting in his closet for months with nowhere to go.Chasing Fake Progress: Caller Gregg admits how easily an evening disappears into TV, video games, and Instagram scrolling, and he and Matt dig into why quick wins in a game feel so much better than the slow grind of real life.The Wholesome Side of Zoning Out: Gregg introduces Matt to ASMR, from whispered roleplay videos to channels built entirely around helping people fall asleep, and the two land on a surprisingly sweet defense of technology-assisted relaxation.CHAPTERS00:00 A heatwave and two unworn jackets01:34 Caller Gregg dials in02:12 Is constant distraction a bad thing?07:53 Chasing quick wins over real progress10:39 Every generation's version of "too distracted"13:46 Discovering ASMR as a wholesome escapeFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman talks with caller Mary Kate about breakups, self-definition, and the mantra she wrote in her journal to get herself through it.What You'll HearA Long-Overdue Museum Walk: Josh finally makes it to the Art Institute of Chicago after promising himself for years, and comes away with a soft spot for El Greco, a name that tickles him more than it probably should.The Line She Wrote to Get Through It: Caller Mary Kate opens up about her first serious breakup, and the sentence she scribbled down mid-heartbreak that's carried her since: I prevail because I can define myself.A Little Sister's First Trip to New York: Mary Kate's 14-year-old sister comes to visit for the first time in years, and watching her light up over yellow cabs and a Broadway show becomes its own kind of pep talk.CHAPTERS00:00 Josh's long-delayed trip to the Art Institute of Chicago04:16 Welcome caller Mary Kate04:46 A breakup, and the promise she made to herself07:38 Her little sister's first trip to New York16:59 The line she wrote to get through it25:08 Goodnight to her sisterFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman talks with caller Ana about the recurring dream that drops her, lost and hungry, into a Paris she's never actually visited.What You'll HearA Toddler, a Seltzer, and a Book Missing All Its R's: Josh recaps a visit from an old friend's three-year-old, who pounds a full seltzer in one go and then, with impeccable manners, announces she'd like to go home now, please.Lost, Hungry, and Somehow Always in Paris: Ana has never set foot in France, but for the third time this month she's found herself wandering an unfamiliar Parisian neighborhood in her dreams, always trying and failing to reach a restaurant.The Dreams Where She's Not Even Herself: Ana and Josh dig into her other recurring dreams, the ones where she's watching from the outside or living in someone else's body, and how her dreams have grown strangely more vivid and controllable in recent years.CHAPTERS00:00 A toddler, a seltzer, and a book missing all its R's03:53 Welcome caller Ana04:08 A recurring dream of getting lost in Paris13:36 The dreams where she's not even herself21:04 One more question, and the best ramen she's never eaten24:19 Goodnight to Ana's dream friends (and real ones too)For the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman talks with psychologist Dr. James Pennebaker about the science of expressive writing, why finger-writing works as well as pen and paper, and how putting an upsetting thought into words can help you fall right back to sleep.What You'll HearThe Journal Entry That Cut Doctor Visits in Half: Dr. Pennebaker traces his research back to a 1984 study where college students who wrote about traumatic experiences got sick, and visited the doctor, half as often as those who wrote about nothing in particular — and slept better, too.Blowing Off Steam vs. Actually Figuring It Out: The people who benefit most from a midnight journaling session aren't the ones who feel like they've vented, they're the ones who walk away saying "now I understand why." Pennebaker explains why turning a spiraling thought into an actual sentence forces your brain to build a story, and why that story is what finally lets you stop chewing on it.Be Your Own Scientist (No Rules Required): Don't worry about handwriting, spelling, or sounding smart. Pennebaker's advice is to just start writing and see what works for you, whether that's a diary entry, a poem, or even writing in the air with your finger.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & welcome to Dr. James Pennebaker01:43 How he got into the psychology of journaling02:34 The 1984 study: writing about trauma cuts doctor visits in half07:28 How to get started without feeling self-conscious12:44 Sofija's fairy-tale approach, and why fiction can heal too19:41 A closing prescription: write for 15 minutes and go back to sleepFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman talks with Listener Jake about whether to trade fifteen years of Sante Fe memories for a house in Asheville, ticks and all.What You'll HearSetting Down Roots at 7,000 Feet: Jake explains why quitting air conditioning, chasing the desert night chill, and pantsless summers made Santa Fe feel like home for fifteen years.The Family House in Asheville: The grandparents-built property, the six-month test run two years ago, and the pull of cousins just a day's drive away.Decided by the Stars: Josh and Jake talk horoscopes, settle who's the homebody and who's the free spirit, and then land on an 80/20 lean that still leaves plenty to figure out.CHAPTERS00:00 A new neighborhood and an old "magic" sign03:20 Welcome, Caller Jake!07:30 The big decision: stay or move to Asheville11:00 The weight of saying it out loud16:59 Taurus vs. Aquarius: whose sign wins?19:45 You have two good optionsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Bragg talks with caller Elise from Brooklyn about the sudden takeover of the phrase "throw someone under the bus," decades-old naval idioms, and the eternal question of what a scapegoat actually is.What You'll HearA Cupboard Door, a Bag of Matchsticks, and Regret: Matt kicks off the show mid-meltdown, recounting the exact glue-and-matchstick trick that saved his kitchen cabinet and, eventually, his mood.The Phrase That Broke Elise's Brain: Caller Elise explains how "throw someone under the bus" seemed to appear out of nowhere the moment she heard it on Top Chef, and why she still can't shake the feeling everyone else got the memo first.A Very Deep Dive on Sailor Slang: Matt and Elise trace "chock-a-block," "taken aback," and "turn a blind eye" back to 18th-century ships, then get stuck on the surprisingly tricky question of whether a scapegoat is a type of goat.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & the cupboard door disaster02:05 Caller Elise joins from Brooklyn03:20 Where "throw under the bus" actually comes from09:12 Ballroom slang and the word "irregardless"13:26 A deep dive on naval idioms16:36 Goodnights and a shoutout to the original bus-throwerFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Bragg talks with caller Victoria about her parents' newly remodeled kitchen, the rotary phone that outlived a whole house, and the strange nostalgia of rooms that now only exist in memory.What You'll HearThe Etiquette of Bad Directions: Matt recaps a very British standoff in Brighton, getting pointed the wrong way to the car park by a proud local venue owner and choosing to just walk it out rather than correct him.The Kitchen That Only Exists in Her Head Now: Caller Victoria talks with Matt about her parents' freshly remodeled kitchen, the childhood home she can still walk through in memory, and the odd melancholy of a room that technically doesn't exist anymore.Rotary Phones, VR Headsets, and a Streamer from the Blue Man Group: From her nana's still-working landline to a hypothetical AI-rebuilt kitchen to a single kept paper streamer, Matt and Victoria weigh how much of the past is worth holding onto, and when nostalgia edges into something a little more Black Mirror.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & the Brighton directions dilemma02:16 Victoria calls in from Massachusetts02:40 Rooms that now only exist in memory08:56 What if AI could rebuild your childhood kitchen?14:57 The kept streamer from Blue Man Group16:23 GoodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Bragg talks with caller Sarah, from Rockville, Maryland, about honor roll bumper stickers, headlight eyelashes, and the neighbor who compares herself to a worm mid-road-rage.What You'll HearA Rough Week in Car Buying: Fresh off a trip to Benidorm, Matt recaps a car-shopping saga full of vanishing adaptive cruise control and a salesman who suggests, unprompted, that he try a Skoda.Sarah Takes the Stand Against Stickers: Caller Sarah joins from Rockville, Maryland to make her case: baby-on-board stickers might be useful, but honor roll brags and student driver signs can go.Eyelashes, Antlers, and a Sticker for Haters: The two land on the truly indefensible bumper decorations — headlight eyelashes, Christmas reindeer antlers, and a neighbor who calls herself a worm and still expects road rage sympathy.CHAPTERS00:00 Benidorm recap & a new car buying nightmare05:09 Sarah joins from Rockville, Maryland06:19 Baby on board and the great sticker debate09:21 Honor roll brags & student driver stickers13:00 Headlight eyelashes & reindeer antlers16:56 The neighbor who calls herself a wormFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman talks with caller Charlie about which "New" places have quietly out-shined their namesakes, from Jersey to Mexico to a very polite British devil.What You'll HearThree Coffee Tables Too Many: Josh recaps trading a cluttered old apartment for a fresh one, and the quiet triumph of finally buying a proper trunk for the towels.New Jersey vs. Jersey, UK: Charlie lays out his theory that a "New" place should only keep its modifier if the original still out-shines it, starting with New Jersey's total takeover of the name.Meet Alastair, the Polite Jersey Devil: From New Hampshire's stolen mountain to a very charming imaginary cryptid across the pond, Josh and Charlie crown their favorite Big, Little, and Lil place names.CHAPTERS00:00 Saying goodbye to three coffee tables04:47 Welcome, Caller Charlie!07:38 The New vs. Old place-name theory begins09:00 New Hampshire vs. Hampshire, adjudicated11:28 New Orleans, New Mexico, and earning the "new"17:49 Big Jersey, Little Jersey, and the Jersey Devils' cousinFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman talks with caller Sofija about turning her nightly journaling into a Lithuanian fairy tale, and using fiction to process grief and hope.What You'll HearA Pug Among Angels: Josh recaps settling into his new apartment building and the strange relief of realizing his scrappy pug Maggie isn't the most chaotic dog on the block.The Fairy Baby in the Journal: Caller Sofija describes how a nightly journaling habit — started while she and her husband navigate infertility — grew into a recurring story about a laumė, a chaotic Lithuanian fairy spirit.Folklore as a Safe Distance: Josh and Sofija dig into Lithuanian, Celtic, and Native American folklore, and how a little fictional distance makes it easier to sit with grief, longing, and hope.CHAPTERS00:00 The joy of imperfect neighbors 04:55 Welcome caller Sofija!06:59 A nightly journaling practice08:04 Enter the laumė: a chaotic Lithuanian fairy baby14:36 Celtic fae, Native lore, and finding comfort in folklore17:49 A five-minute ritual that became a nightly habitFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman invites his wife, author Maris Kreizman, into the Pillow Fort to test-drive real compliments and affirmations on each other.What You'll HearUntangling the Difference: After a caller named Lucy stumped over the line between a compliment and an affirmation, Josh brings the debate home to Maris, and they work out where the surface-level nice thing ends and the deeper truth begins.Practicing Out Loud: Josh and Maris try the exercise on each other live, trading affirmations about diligence and connection for compliments about newsletters, earrings, and the art of small talk done right.The Compliments That Stick: From a stranger admiring Josh's secondhand sneakers on the train to Maris's advice for under-appreciated creative friends, they trade the kind of praise that actually lands.CHAPTERS00:00 Revisiting Lucy's call about affirmations01:35 Welcoming Maris Kreizman to the Pillow Fort!04:21 Practicing an affirmation and a compliment08:00 What makes praise feel sincere?11:53 Getting meta about real connection18:29 Closing affirmations to the worldFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman talks with caller Holly about years of Costa Rica daydreaming, decision fatigue, and the underrated magic of hiring a travel agent.What You'll HearA Very Good Move: Josh recaps trading nine years in a slightly dim apartment for a new Brooklyn spot with giant south- and west-facing windows, a coffee terrace, and an honest-to-goodness view of Manhattan.The Costa Rica Standoff: Caller Holly admits she and her husband have been dreaming about a Costa Rica trip for years without booking a single flight, and Josh confesses he's just as allergic to building an itinerary.Enter, the Travel Agent: Together they talk themselves into hiring an expert who knows the storm season, the good waterfalls, and won't shrug and say "I didn't do anything" the way a chatbot might.CHAPTERS00:00 A big move and finally getting good light04:07 Welcome, Holly!04:52 The Costa Rica trip that's been stuck for years09:16 Should I use a travel agent?12:35 Instagram envy and the courage to "break the seal"17:21 Nailing down dates and committing to goFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman takes a late-night call from a listener who's been trying to work on her husband's love language.What You'll Hear"That's a compliment, not an affirmation": Caller Lucy is stumped on why "you're so tall" doesn't count — and Josh helps her untangle the surprisingly slippery difference between noticing someone and actually seeing them.The birthday card loophole: It turns out Lucy writes a killer Father's Day message, she just freezes up when she has to say it out loud. Josh makes the case that the warmth she puts on paper belongs in the room, too.Scratched behind the ears: Before signing off, Josh dishes out a real-time affirmation demo — and it's pretty good. Plus: a good night for World Cup fans who stayed up way too late.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & Maggie the pug's country vacation03:45 Welcome, Caller Lucy!04:28 Compliments vs. affirmations — what's the difference?09:00 Reverse-engineering the affirmation12:00 Two kids is spiritually more than twice as many17:00 The birthday card trick20:30 Relationship work & killing the cringe25:33 Good nights all aroundFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Young hosts The Nightly this week and takes a call from Kelsie, a singing teacher in Brisbane, Australia, who has questions about life after getting her wisdom teeth out.What You'll HearExtra space, big questions: Kelsie got her wisdom teeth out five days ago and wants to know what to do with the new room in her mouth. Matt has a suggestion involving marshmallows.A singing teacher in recovery: Kelsie talks about her recovery, her brother stepping in as caretaker, and whether losing her wisdom teeth might actually change how she sings.A cover band, a lockdown, and one famous mic: Kelsie and her brother started a covers band in 2019, right before the world shut down. Their one big gig included handing a mic to someone who turned out to be a future movie star.CHAPTERS00:00 Matt opens the show and talks about making the most of summer03:04 What to do with the extra space from wisdom teeth06:42 Kelsie's job as a singing teacher10:53 Starting a cover band with her brother11:45 The night Austin Butler showed up at a gigFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Young helps a caller reflect on how becoming a parent can reshape work, purpose, and what really matters.What You’ll HearWhen Priorities Change: caller Tyler opens up about returning to work after welcoming his first child and the surprising emotions that came with realizing he'd rather be home with his daughter than anywhere else.Grace Across Generations: Matt and Tyler talk about breaking old parenting patterns, making room for vulnerability, and why apologizing may be one of the greatest gifts a parent can give.Building a Village: From lifelong friendships to holiday cookie parties, they celebrate the communities that help families grow—and remind us that none of us are figuring it out alone.CHAPTERS02:25 Meet Tyler, a new dad finding his footing04:20 Why work feels different after becoming a parent08:43 Tiny laughs, big parenting moments12:21 A message for Tyler's daughter14:29 Extending grace to our own parents16:45 Raising kids alongside lifelong friendsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Young talks with caller Emily, from Philadelphia, about how long it's reasonable to delay a celebration before letting it go.What You'll HearLetting go of things you no longer need: Matt opens by talking about giving away books and clothing he no longer uses, and the sense of relief that comes with unburdening himself of unused belongings.How long is too long to delay a celebration: Emily raises the question after her family pushed Father's Day back several weeks. She and Matt discuss where the line falls between a reasonable delay and letting an occasion go entirely, including rules around birthday weeks versus birthday months.A birthday that got rescheduled three times: Emily describes canceling a family birthday dinner twice due to illness, then deciding two years later that the celebration should simply be let go rather than revived for a different holiday.Combining five years of missed milestones into one party: Matt shares how he threw a joint celebration for his fiancée's two milestone birthdays after the first one was missed during the pandemic.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & the idea of letting things go02:02 Emily calls in from Philadelphia03:14 How long you can delay a birthday celebration06:39 The rules around birthday months08:02 A birthday dinner rescheduled three times14:23 Combining five years of missed birthdays into one partyFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Young explores the curious world of lucid dreaming with a caller who's ready to take control of her dreams—even if she's still a little nervous to try.What You’ll HearDreaming on Purpose: What exactly is lucid dreaming? Matt and Erin imagine what they'd do if they could steer their dreams, from flying through the skies to revisiting meaningful moments from the past.Reality Checks & Dream Journals: They swap what they've learned about training for lucid dreams, including simple habits that might help you recognize when you're dreaming.When Dreams Feel Surprisingly Real: From recurring dreams about family to an unforgettable dream where Harrison Ford might—or might not—be Dad, they explore why some dreams linger long after you wake up.CHAPTERS02:09 A conversation about lucid dreaming begins05:01 If you could control your dreams, where would you go?08:32 Recurring dreams and waking awareness10:49 The Harrison Ford dream story15:14 Dream journals and reality checksFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman talks with food retail consultant Jonathan Raduns about zucchini blossoms, garlic scape pesto, and the density test for picking the perfect watermelon.What You'll HearFrom Farm Kid to Food Retail Whisperer: Jonathan traces his path from selling produce on his family's farm in Western New York to starting his own consulting company twelve years ago, all in the name of making grocery stores feel less like warehouses and more like places worth lingering in.The Zucchini Blossoms and the Garlic Scape Pesto: Josh gets the story behind one of Jonathan's favorite projects, a one-day event built around a mystery ingredient and a local farm that turned an ordinary produce aisle into a full-blown event.Grocery Stores as Community, One Staff Pick at a Time: From Trader Joe's staff pick stickers to the quiet art of small talk in the checkout line, Jonathan explains what actually makes a store feel like part of the neighborhood.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & welcome Jonathan!01:08 How Jonathan got into food retail consulting03:16 The zucchini blossoms & garlic scape pesto story04:59 What grocery stores get right that farms don't08:14 The design details shoppers never notice14:19 The secret to picking a good watermelonFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Matt Bragg reunite after KP's first trip to Ireland, with strong opinions about breakfast food, beige biscuits, and horses wandering the streets of Los Angeles.What You'll HearA Block of Beige and a Pint of Something Dark: KP brings back her hottest takes from Ireland: Weetabix in yogurt, Guinness as a nutritional smoothie, and the discovery of a foil-wrapped mint biscuit that may have ruined American snacks forever.The Cliffs Were Beautiful: A quick tour through KP's Irish itinerary — coastal landscapes, locked castles, a 1916 walking tour, and the kind of pub hopping that makes you want to go back with friends instead of family.Midnight Horses, Mechanical Bulls, and a Very Confused Matt: KP once rode a horse on a main street in LA at midnight, for free, with no explanation. Matt does not know what a bucking bronco is. Neither subject gets fully resolved.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & hello from KP's jet lag01:00 First WhatsApp from Ireland: Weetabix03:30 The full Irish breakfast problem04:44 KP tries her first Guinness06:10 Candy haul: Wispa, mystery mint biscuits & more08:33 Irish wildlife: horses, sheep, and a very helpful dog13:00 Mechanical bulls, bucking broncos, and a lesson in livestock15:13 What KP actually did in Ireland: cliffs, castles & pints18:20 GoodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman flies solo tonight and fields a call about love, Iceland, and the horror-slash-honor of being naked in front of your girlfriend's dad.What You'll HearUncle life, unlocked: Josh reports back from a weekend babysitting his best friend's five-year-old, and reaches a conclusion: the uncle life may be the whole life.A confession and a crisis: Caller Andi shares big romantic news, then drops the real issue — introducing her new boyfriend to Iceland's beloved, and extremely nude, bathhouse culture.A two-pronged, pants-optional plan: Josh and Andi build a strategy for easing her boyfriend into the family swim, one staggered arrival and one barefoot hangout at a time.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro + the uncle life is calling02:46 Caller Andi joins the show04:00 The big news: Andi's in love!04:15 The question: how to be nude with the in-laws?04:39 Icelandic bathing culture, explained05:44 The dilemma: meeting dad in the buff06:44 A "new and nude" relationship07:35 Priming the pump for the big reveal09:29 Josh's two-pronged plan12:24 The nude test run13:11 Andi maps out the meeting15:51 Goodnights and sign-offFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amanda Montell talks with caller Janine about closet space and wardrobe habits.What You'll HearSleepy time toothpaste, a product that doesn't exist yet: Amanda pitches an idea she's held onto for years—a toothpaste line in bedtime flavors like chamomile and lavender, meant to avoid the alertness that comes with mint before bed.The closet space contradiction: Janine describes living in a 100-year-old house with minimal closet space and rotating her wardrobe by season. She feels she owns too many clothes and not enough at once, and struggles to part with sentimental pieces like concert T-shirts.Clothing swaps, thrift shops, and a rule for keeping clothes: Amanda describes hosting clothing swap brunches and her personal rule for what stays in her closet—she keeps only what she can picture owning. Both discuss rental subscriptions, thrift shopping, and borrowing shoes from friends instead of buying new.Tiny Jewelry Life and the pieces that matter: Janine explains her preference for small, minimal jewelry. The two compare heirloom pieces—Amanda's grandmother's garnet ring, repurposed as an engagement ring, and Janine's engagement band, set with diamonds from her husband's grandmother's watch.**CHAPTERS**00:00 Intro & greetings03:00 Janine calls in from New York05:23 Capsule wardrobes and minimalism08:10 Impulse buying and feeling like you have nothing to wear10:55 Tiny Jewelry Life philosophy14:52 Amanda's wildfire evacuation story17:07 Passing shoes on instead of donatingFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amanda Montell hosts The Nightly this week and takes a call from Chris in Evanston, Illinois, who has some nighttime visitors he can't quite identify.What You'll HearA very good neighborhood mystery: Amanda opens with a story about an unfamiliar Bengal cat that turned up in her yard, and the low-stakes debate over who gets to keep him.Something's living in the attic: Chris has been hearing rustling at night from an unfinished corner of his attic, and he's torn on whether to call it in.Raccoons, squirrels, or something friendlier: Amanda and Chris work through the likely suspects, plus a detour into ghosts, and land on the idea that a "haunting" isn't always a bad thing.CHAPTERS00:00 Amanda opens the show and shares a stray cat story03:49 Chris calls in from Evanston, Illinois04:21 Noises in the attic10:53 A question about ghosts15:17 Other wildlife in the neighborhoodFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amanda Montell and caller Katie celebrate the small moments of connection that can happen in the grocery store, from friendly checkout conversations to the surprising comfort of a familiar neighborhood market.What You’ll HearThe Checkout Line as Community: Katie shares how quick chats with grocery store cashiers—especially at Trader Joe’s—have become bright spots in her week, filled with kindness, recommendations, and genuine human connection.A Love Letter to Grocery Stores: Amanda and Katie compare favorite stores, swap stories about memorable customer service, and reflect on why simple acts of friendliness can leave a lasting impression.A Shared Taste of Home: An unexpected discovery that they both grew up near Baltimore leads to a nostalgic conversation about beloved local grocery stores, Utz chips, Old Bay, and the foods that instantly transport us back home.CHAPTERS00:00 Amanda's late-night YouTube rabbit hole06:06 Trader Joe's acts of kindness08:03 Cashiers, self-checkout, and community11:18 Discovering a shared Baltimore connection13:00 Grocery store nostalgia and hometown favoritesFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amanda Montell and caller Matt unpack the surprisingly blurry line between belonging and blind devotion, reflecting on a high school show choir that sometimes felt a little... cultish.What You’ll HearThe Charisma Factor: Matt revisits the magnetic show choir director who inspired fierce loyalty, unforgettable performances, and a few lingering questions about leadership and influence.Rituals, Rivalries, and Red Flags: From pre-show traditions to intense competition and an "us versus them" mindset, Amanda explores how ordinary groups can take on surprisingly cult-like dynamics.Finding Community Without Losing Yourself: Together they consider why close-knit groups can shape us for the better—and how to recognize the difference between healthy belonging and unhealthy control.CHAPTERS00:00 Amanda's sleep simplicity journey03:00 Was high school show choir a cult?09:48 Rituals that built belonging12:35 Competition and us versus them16:41 Amanda's cult ratingFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this Sunday Edition of The Nightly, Josh Gondelman welcomes mascot designer Tom Sapp into the pillow fort for a behind-the-scenes look at the surprising art, strategy, and heart behind the characters we cheer for.What You'll HearFrom Sketchbook to Stadium: Tom shares how a career in advertising unexpectedly led him to designing iconic mascots for sports teams, schools, hospitals, and beyond—and why every great mascot starts with understanding the people it's meant to delight.More Than a Costume: From Rocky the Mountain Lion's lightning-bolt tail to comforting characters for children's hospitals, Tom explains how storytelling, thoughtful design, and unforgettable performers work together to create characters that people truly believe in.Why Kids Know Best: Josh and Tom explore the surprisingly emotional side of mascot design, why honest audience reactions matter, and the creative freedom that comes from letting ideas wander before they take shape.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & welcoming Tom Sapp!01:19 How Tom's career in mascot design began05:06 Designing characters with purpose08:00 The origin story of Rocky the Mountain Lion12:00 Building mascot backstories & creative process14:15 Designing for children's hospitals17:08 Testing ideas with real audiences18:47 The magic of seeing mascots come alive21:00 The challenge of designing for brands and products22:39 Ending with some advice for creatives24:14 GoodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Matt Bragg swap vacation stories, travel quirks, and the bittersweet feeling of being so right.What You'll HearThe world's shortest victory lap: Matt wins a disagreement over a glass coffee cup...but it was probably not for the best. It's a triumph that comes with a broom.A tour of Benidorm: Matt introduces Josh to England's favorite seaside escape in Spain, where belly-busting breakfasts, poolside beers, and familiar pubs create a vacation destination unlike any other.Places that feel strangely familiar: From movie locations and famous song lyrics to grumpy train announcements and vacation nostalgia, they explore why some places feel iconic long before you ever visit.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings00:30 Matt's coffee cup disaster03:40 Plastic cups, microplastics & Bovril07:40 Pool beers and vacation mode08:45 Why Benidorm is basically England in Spain12:30 Movie locations and famous landmarks14:45 Songs that make places feel familiar17:15 Vacation expectations vs. real life19:05 Public transit personalities & customer service21:10 Good nightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Caller Haley tumble down a delightfully sleepy rabbit hole about sports mascots, hometown pride, and the creatures that somehow end up representing entire teams.What You’ll Hear:A Love Letter to Austin: Haley shares her favorite parts of life in Austin, from year-round swims at Barton Springs to dancing the night away with live music.Mascots, Explained... Sort Of: A simple question sparks a surprisingly deep conversation about coyotes, billy goats, elephants, banana slugs, and why team mascots rarely seem to match the team name.Dream Team Draft: Josh and Haley imagine the mascots they’d create from scratch, proving that armadillos and great blue herons deserve a little more time in the spotlight.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & a memorable night of comedy06:00 Haley calls in from Austin07:30 Barton Springs, swimming, and live music11:20 The question that keeps Haley up at night12:00 Sports mascots and hometown team names13:00 Ellie the Elephant and favorite mascots14:10 The Banana Slugs of UC Santa Cruz15:30 Designing a mascot from scratch18:00 The legend of the King Cake Baby22:45 Goodnights to mascots everywhereFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen Meinzer talks to a caller about the laughter, traditions, and lifelong bonds that come with growing up in a big family.What You’ll HearThe House That Never Felt Empty: Peggy shares joyful memories of six siblings, station wagon road trips, backyard games, and family traditions that turned everyday moments into lasting stories.Growing Older Together: The conversation explores how big families evolve over time—from caring for aging parents to creating a support system that lasts long after childhood.Why Family Traditions Matter: Kristen and Peggy reflect on the rituals, inside jokes, and shared history that give families a unique culture, no matter their size.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & themed fan cruises04:18 Growing up in a family of six kids09:15 A support system that lasts a lifetime14:24 Learning self-reliance and sharing16:07 Kristen's blended family storyFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen Meinzer explores the surprising comfort of physical media with a caller, from beloved books and Blu-rays to the simple joy of choosing something from your own shelf.What You’ll HearThe Little Rituals of Growing Up: Kristen reflects on childhood memories of voting with her mom, balancing checkbooks, and the everyday moments that once felt like the ultimate signs of adulthood—and which ones still do.Why Ownership Feels Different: A conversation about what we lose when everything lives in the cloud, why physical books, records, and movies create a deeper connection, and the surprising reality of "buying" digital media.Starting a Collection Without Breaking the Bank: Practical, encouraging advice for anyone curious about collecting physical media, plus a reminder that your favorite movie doesn't have to impress anyone but you.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & childhood signs of adulthood03:53 Meet Callum from Washington, DC05:27 The case for physical media12:05 How to start a collection17:12 Bringing back a little analog joyFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen Meinzer talks to a listener about graduation, empty apartments, and the strange in-between season that comes after a big life change.What You’ll HearThe Quiet After Commencement: Just days after graduating college, Kyra finds herself living alone for the first time. What happens when a home that was full of friends suddenly gets very, very quiet?Are You a Roommate Person?: Kristen reflects on her own experience living solo, while exploring the different ways people find comfort, connection, and community.Building a New Routine: From coffee shop writing sessions to future adventures at Disney, a conversation about navigating uncertainty and creating something to look forward to each day.CHAPTERS00:37 Meet Kyra from Evanston03:28 Finding a new routine07:24 Does a busy schedule change everything?09:43 Advice for the transition period14:18 Kristen’s first solo apartment16:13 The Disney College Program adventure18:37 A goodnight to former roommatesFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen Meinzer helps a newlywed decide whether a long-dreamed-of polar bear adventure belongs on the honeymoon itinerary.What You’ll HearThe Honeymoon Dilemma: Noreen shares her dream of visiting Churchill, Manitoba—a remote Canadian town famous for polar bears, beluga whales, and unforgettable wildlife encounters—and wonders if it’s the right choice for a honeymoon.A Love Letter to Canada: From Niagara Falls and ice wine to Prince Edward Island and Anne of Green Gables, Kristen and Noreen swap favorite Canadian memories and travel dreams.When to Save a Dream Trip: Together, they explore whether some adventures deserve their own spotlight—and why a future anniversary trip might be the perfect excuse for a little novelty, wonder, and just a hint of peril.CHAPTERS01:37 The case for Churchill, Manitoba05:04 Growing up with polar bear dreams07:10 Favorite places in Canada12:21 What do we do with old travel memories?13:41 Honeymoon or separate adventure?17:40 Goodnights and prom season wishesFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this special Sunday interview episode, Josh Gondelman is joined by guest JD Amato, a writer whose debut middle grade graphic novel (The Endless Game) was published earlier this year. They wander into the flashlight-lit world of graphic novels, childhood games, and bedtime imagination.What You’ll HearThe Endless Game Begins: JD shares how his new graphic novel grew into an 80-year game of capture the flag, complete with secret roles, neighborhood lore, and the kind of adventure that keeps kids reading past bedtime.Kids, Bikes, and Big Feelings: Josh and JD talk about writing for young readers, building characters who feel real, and why even the quiet kid hiding in the bushes deserves a heroic moment.Comics Before Dreams: Inspired by listener Ian, JD reflects on why graphic novels might be the perfect pre-sleep stretch for your imagination.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & welcome to our guest, JD Amato!01:40 Kids reading past bedtime03:00 Why graphic novels make great bedtime reading04:26 The Endless Game and an 80-year capture the flag adventure05:13 Turning the story into a visual world07:38 Sophie Morse’s character designs09:06 Building color, place, and visual flow10:37 Writing without over-outlining13:36 Discovering characters through the story15:19 Drawing bikes 200 times16:22 Setting the book in a no-screens 90s world17:33 Kick the Can, flashlight tag, and neighborhood rules19:16 Writing big feelings for kids21:33 What role would you play in the game?22:00 Comics as dream preparation25:00 Good nightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Matt Bragg beat the heat with holiday laundry, fresh socks, and a sleepy round of summertime "would you rather."What You’ll HearHeat Waves & Holiday Packing: Matt makes the case for cold weather, nice jackets, and the strange fashion sacrifices required before a vacation.The New Sock Renaissance: A humble drawer refresh becomes a surprisingly powerful act of self-care, with a few SpongeBob socks left in the emotional archive.Summer Hits & Poolside Peace: Josh and Matt choose between making the song of the summer or starring in a blockbuster, then settle the eternal beach versus pool debate.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings00:36 Matt makes his case against hot weather02:16 Holiday laundry and World Cup optimism04:36 Sports fandom, comedy, and useful delusion07:00 The joy of buying new socks12:34 Happy Fourth of July and housewarming parties14:44 Summertime Would You Rather begins15:00 Summer blockbuster or song of the summer?19:42 Beach day or pool day?21:38 GoodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Caller Rosie talk about chasing a marathon goal that spans all 50 states.What You’ll Hear:A Very Long To-Do List: Rosie shares her quest to run a full marathon in every state, and how a goal that takes years can be surprisingly calming.The Scenic Route: From Philadelphia streets to humid Florida mornings, they explore how running can become a unique way to experience a new place.Finding Your Pace: Rosie reflects on the unexpected moment she fell in love with running and offers gentle advice for anyone thinking about starting their own endurance journey.CHAPTERS00:00 Movie theater memberships and popcorn economics03:30 Meet Rosie and her 50-state marathon goal06:35 Favorite races and seeing cities on foot07:04 Hills, humidity, and race-day challenges08:00 The marathon with a donkey09:30 Learning to love long-distance running10:30 Advice for aspiring marathoners13:00 Why so many biologists run long distances13:46 Marathon-running parents and goodnight wishesFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greta Johnsen talks to a caller about bedtime routines, imperfect habits, and the small rituals that help a busy household wind down.What You’ll HearThe Myth of the Perfect Routine: Virginia shares what evenings actually look like in her Brooklyn home, from late dinners and dog walks to navigating a teenager’s sudden bursts of nighttime creativity.The 87 Percent Club: Greta explores why routines don’t have to be perfect to be helpful, and how a little self-compassion can make bedtime feel a lot less like homework.Tiny Rituals, Big Comfort: From horoscopes and short stories to beloved lip balms and the joy of a perfectly dialed-in mattress, a conversation about the little things that make bedtime feel like home.CHAPTERS01:13 Meet Virginia from Brooklyn03:49 What an ideal evening looks like07:49 Short stories for winding down09:00 Letting go of bedtime perfection13:00 Finding a show to watch together17:24 Favorite lip balmsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greta Johnsen takes a call about mysterious nighttime noises, possible ghosts, and the surprisingly practical perks of a haunted house.What You’ll HearThe Ghost Test: When weird sounds, misplaced keys, and flickering lights could just as easily be everyday life, how would you know if a ghost had moved in? Greta and caller Alex investigate.Tea, Spices, and Other Evidence: A conversation that wanders delightfully through chamomile pronunciations, alphabetized spice racks, and the comfort of a well-earned bedtime routine.Dream House Haunting: If a ghost were real, could it do something useful? From making iced tea to changing fitted sheets, Greta and Alex imagine the ultimate sleep-supportive spirit.CHAPTERS01:25 A mysterious nighttime noise05:00 The spice rack test10:49 Chamomile tea talk16:43 Designing the ideal bedtime ghost17:28 Goodnight to MomFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greta Johnsen chats with listener Ian about comic books, comfort reads, and the surprisingly cozy art of adaptation.What You’ll HearThe Perfect Wind-Down: Ian explains why comic books became his bedtime ritual, and how a few pages can help quiet the noise of a busy day.Finding Yourself Again: A conversation about parenthood, personal hobbies, and rediscovering old passions during life’s biggest transitions.When Adaptations Actually Work: From graphic novels to blockbuster movies, Greta and Ian explore what makes a great adaptation—and why sometimes the screen version wins.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & listener call01:18 Why comic books help Ian fall asleep04:00 Rediscovering comics after becoming a parent07:42 Graphic novels Greta loves08:53 Recommendations for comic newcomers11:05 The art of adaptation13:17 Dune, fandom, and faithful changes15:00 When the adaptation is better17:35 Little Women and favorite book-to-screen stories19:26 Surprise cameos and familiar faces22:06 Goodnights and Buffy the bull terrier puppyFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greta Johnsen and caller Bobby dive into the dragons, drama, and family dynamics of House of the Dragon.What You’ll HearWhy We Love a Good Fantasy Feud: Greta and Bobby unpack what makes House of the Dragon so compelling, from succession battles to the kind of family tension that feels surprisingly familiar.Team Black at Bedtime: A spirited conversation about favorite characters, shifting loyalties, and whether Rhaenyra really has what it takes to unite the realm.Dragons, Wind-Downs, and Late-Night TV: They compare bedtime habits, discuss watching fantasy epics before sleep, and share the very different ways they settle their brains afterward.CHAPTERS03:00 House of the Dragon for beginners06:09 How it differs from Game of Thrones09:15 Why A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms feels different10:00 Family drama in fantasy and real life11:06 Watching dragons before bed13:26 Predictions for Season 3For the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Matt Bragg wander from Wisconsin lake merch to ferret racing, quiet camping, and the noble art of retiring into the woods.What You’ll HearLake Life and Stolen Valor: KP shares the story behind her Wisconsin shirt, her Montana sweatshirt with no Montana backstory, and the adult-brain challenge of learning to swim.Cute Animals, Questionable Roommates: Beavers, koalas, chinchillas, ferrets, and dangling caterpillars all get their sleepy little moment in the spotlight.Peace, Quiet, and One-Word Stories: KP makes the case for serene camping, then admits she was once gently scolded by a park ranger for laughing too loudly after midnight.CHAPTERS00:00 Wisconsin merch and stolen Montana valor02:00 Learning to swim... as an adult03:24 Beavers, koalas, and ferrets, oh my06:38 Chinchilla roommates and ferret smells08:43 Ferret racing and tiny tube athletes10:39 Dangling caterpillars 13:11 Polly’s Book Club flyer14:20 Kid-friendly camping and protecting your peace16:29 A park ranger story time18:35 Adult lego problems20:31 GoodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Bragg and KP Parker wonder which surprisingly attainable life skills are still worth learning.What You’ll Hear:The Skill We Missed: Matt brings a supermarket-walk revelation to the table: why aren’t we better at throwing things? The conversation drifts into running, math, and the oddly specific talents they wish they had.Treat Books & Reading Hacks: KP reveals the truth behind her speedy reading style, while Matt shares his latest sci-fi obsession. Along the way, they compare comfort reads, ambitious books, and the joy of finding stories that pull you in.LAN Parties, Sour Candy & Energy Drinks: A nostalgic detour into gaming nights leads to dangerously sour snacks, age-restricted caffeine, and a heartfelt appreciation for people who take their jobs very seriously.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & a supermarket thought01:24 Skills we wish we had03:00 Running, math & speed reading11:50 The Last of Us and favorite games14:05 LAN party nostalgia15:30 The world’s sourest candy16:25 Energy drink age limits18:35 Good nights & the Corby trouser pressFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Bragg opens the Pillow Fort phone lines for a listener with one very reasonable question: why would anyone choose to live near alligators?What You’ll HearCostco Confessions: Matt shares the details of his latest bulk-buy receipt, from tea bags to cat litter to the mysterious items no one remembers purchasing.Alligator Anxiety: Caller Josh wonders how people calmly coexist with giant reptiles, especially when “just chilling in the water” still involves teeth.Wildlife PR Problems: Deer have Bambi, alligators have… less helpful branding. Matt and Josh consider whether fear can be normalized.CHAPTERS00:00 Matt's Costco receipt03:48 Caller Josh joins the Pillow Fort04:35 Why live near alligators?07:24 Deer, ticks, and acceptable neighbors08:40 Alligator vs crocodile PR10:25 Josh’s Florida alligator encounter14:00 Can you tune out alligator fear?17:31 Progress toward alligator acceptance18:09 GoodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and guest host Ian Chillag answer life’s smallest household questions with surprisingly big philosophical energy.What You’ll HearEgg Carton Etiquette: Josh and Ian consider the proper way to remove eggs from a carton, from careful balance to full refrigerator performance art.Toilet Paper Freedom: A classic over-or-under debate becomes a gentle invitation to let go of tiny household rules that may not need ruling.The Straw Question: Caller Mo brings a deceptively simple mystery to the table: how many holes does a straw actually have? The answer may be one, two, zero, infinity, or somehow... five?!CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings01:00 Listener Wendy’s egg carton question03:34 Egg patterns and refrigerator delight06:12 Toilet paper philosophy08:51 Caller Mo poses a question about straw holes10:39 The case for zero holes12:17 Milkshakes, tunnels, and perspective17:42 The infinite hole theory20:00 The answer might be five?For the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Ian Chillag swap favorite zoo memories and tackle a surprisingly serious question about racing animals.What You’ll Hear:Checking In on the Animals: Ian shares stories from his old Chicago zoo route, from optimistic flamingos on gray winter days to wild dogs that seem just as curious about people as people are about them.The Case of the Massachusetts Polar Bear: A conversation about memorable zoo residents turns into a delightful meditation on polar bears, Coca-Cola ads, and the strange places animals sometimes call home.One Mile. One Animal. Who Wins?: Listener Jacob poses a deceptively tricky challenge: what’s the fastest animal you could beat in a one-mile race? Expect spirited arguments, questionable confidence, and some surprisingly strategic animal scouting.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & Ian joins The Nightly01:31 Zoo visits and animal regulars05:06: Polar bears and Coca-Cola memories09:36 Caller Jacob's animal race question13:00 Could you outrun an alligator?15:30 Gorillas, chickens, and Olympic animals21:00 Final animal race picks22:21 Goodnights and mongoose dreamsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and guest host Ian Chillag open the Pillow Fort with a heroic hiccup cure and wander into the weird little magic of making art.What You’ll HearThe Hiccup Whisperer: Ian reveals the guided meditation he uses to cure hiccups. Make It Weirder: Josh and Ian talk about why the strangest details are often the most human ones, from ghost hands to thunder descriptions to the joy of letting art be specific.Little Miracles of Art: The conversation turns to books, plays, pilots, and shows that somehow made it into the world exactly as themselves. A gentle salute to all the odd, wonderful ideas that survived the notes process.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & welcoming Ian01:00 Ian’s hiccup-curing reputation02:02 The guided hiccup meditation04:14 How Ian learned the method05:13 The most specific X-Men power06:40 Big Hiccup and the cause of hiccups07:06 What kind of hand did you picture?08:38 Weirdness as individuality11:27 On the Calculation of Volume13:56 Chasing the next big TV trend15:42 Ghosts of unmade ideas16:00 Dead Pilots Society17:08 Art worth leaving the house for18:20 Oh Mary and the virtue of fun20:13 No research, better characters21:36 GoodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Ian Chillag swap sleep grievances, bedtime quirks, and surprisingly delightful tales from history’s strangest exits.What You’ll Hear:Sleep Red Flags After Dark: A listener’s list of bedtime grievances sparks a conversation about falling asleep to TV, wearing socks to bed, shared pillows, and the little habits that make a sleep routine uniquely yours.The Chaperone Pillow: Ian shares the saga of the pregnancy pillow that stood between him and a good cuddle, plus a few unexpectedly charming sleep traditions from his childhood.A Brief History of Bizarre Departures: From philosophers who allegedly laughed themselves to death to playwrights, turtles, and very long beards, Josh and Ian take a curious stroll through some of history’s most unusual endings.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & welcome Ian Chillag01:36 Brie's sleep grievances begin06:13 Sleep red flags and pillow debates09:00 The heated sleeping rock10:22 Pregnancy pillows and the chaperone12:00 Goodnight to Brie's fiancé13:00 The List of Unusual Deaths14:00 Death by laughter16:05 The beard purse tragedy17:36 Aeschylus and the turtle18:30 Birds, Shakespeare, and protective hats19:23 Sophocles and other strange endings21:00 Good nights all aroundFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Matt Bragg investigate a bear costume insurance scam and weigh their chances in a surprisingly intense bed rot competition.What You’ll HearThe Bear Necessities: A trio of luxury car owners tried to blame a very suspicious “bear” for thousands of dollars in damage. The evidence is memorable, the execution is questionable, and the wildlife expert’s verdict is delightfully straightforward.Bed Rot for Big Money: A new competition asks contestants to stay in bed as long as possible for a six-figure prize. KP and Matt dig into the rules, the celebrity cast, and whether either of them could last more than a few days.Dream Challenges: From beds on wheels to playground inhaler envy, the conversation drifts into the wonderfully strange ways people imagine making everyday life a little more comfortable.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings00:40 The bear costume insurance scam05:32 Could KP improve the fraud scheme?06:34 The $100,000 Bed Rot Challenge13:35 How long could they actually stay in bed?17:00 Crutches, braces, glasses, and inhalers18:00 Goodnights & sign-offFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Matt Bragg sniff out whether pets are secretly the best matchmakers.What You’ll HearPuppy Love Logic: KP shares what it’s like hosting a dating show where strangers meet the dog before the human. Some pups charm instantly, and some bring a little more chaos to the set.Claudia Climbs Higher: Matt gives an update on his cat’s first outdoor adventures, including the classic problem of getting stuck in a tree and deciding the solution is even more tree.Crow Economy 101: KP explains the delicate art of befriending crows for shiny objects, shrimp-based diplomacy, and possibly building a small feathered crime syndicate.CHAPTERS00:00 Amish country hats and social media-free living02:24 KP’s dog dating show04:55 Revisiting Turb the turtle and Claudia the cat06:39 Claudia gets stuck in a tree09:06 Setting boundaries with outdoor cats10:20 Why cats bring you “gifts”11:04 Training crows for shiny objects14:01 Crows doing jokes15:44 Interviewing dogs on set18:15 Do dogs match their owners?19:24 Shop cats and store pets21:13 Winding downFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman opens the phone lines and chats with a listener about decluttering, childhood mementos, and the surprisingly emotional art of deciding what stays and what goes.What You’ll Hear:The Memory Box Dilemma: A listener shares the challenge of sorting through years of keepsakes—from old concert tickets and school IDs to T-shirts that hold more memories than practical value.The Things We Can’t Quite Toss: Josh and Jason explore why certain objects become time capsules, and how a single item can bring an entire chapter of life rushing back.Concerts Worth the Splurge: From Kelly Clarkson and Kacey Musgraves to Beyoncé and the Sphere, the conversation turns to unforgettable live shows and what makes a big-ticket concert feel truly worth it.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & a surprisingly grumpy New Yorker06:20 Meet Jason from Brooklyn08:41 The challenge of decluttering childhood memories10:00 Old IDs, permits, and wallet keepsakes12:43 T-shirts that are impossible to throw away14:26 Concert tickets and memory lane16:00 The cost of seeing your favorite artists live19:13 Dream concerts at the Sphere20:20 Goodnight Kelly Clarkson and Kacey MusgravesFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and listener Leigh explore the meaning behind handmade gifts, family traditions, and the projects that somehow keep finding their way back to us.What You’ll Hear:The Magic of Making Things by Hand: From knitted Pikachus to tiny ponchos, KP and Leigh talk about why handmade items feel different—and why a little extra effort can make something feel priceless.Crafts, Memories, and Family Threads: Leigh shares how learning to knit from her grandmothers shaped her love of crafting, and why finishing a long-paused project can feel like carrying a story forward.The Sweater Waiting to Be Finished: A half-complete lion sweater, a New Year’s resolution with surprising staying power, and a conversation about the comfort of making something one stitch at a time.CHAPTERS00:00 Paint swatches and ceiling color dilemmas02:30 Meet listener Leigh03:19 Why do we love handmade items so much?07:14 Knitting as meditation09:53 A grandmother’s half-finished lion sweater16:43 Stained glass and creative hobbies17:41 The crafts that stick—and the ones that don’t18:30 A New Year’s resolution still going strongFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Bragg opens the pillow fort call-in line and has a chat with a listener about her move from New York to Norwich.What You’ll HearDrownload Diaries: Matt reports back from Download Festival, where heavy metal, mud, Vikings, and one falafel-loving Cannibal Corpse fan all make an appearance.Lost in Translation: Listener Liz shares the small but mighty language surprises of life in the UK, from “quite nice” to “could do” and the mysterious art of British hedging.Walks, Kayaks, and Warm Weather Warnings: Liz talks about finding more nature in England, joining a kayaking club, and preparing for the great British summer tradition of shirtless men at 21 degrees.CHAPTERS00:00 Festival season begins01:00 Comedy at music festivals02:00 Download Festival? You mean Drownload?03:00 Muddy cars, Vikings, and falafel wraps04:35 Caller Liz joins from Norwich06:00 New York to East Anglia06:45 The trouble with “quite nice”08:30 Meeting her British husband09:30 Missing home and decoding “could do”10:50 British walks in any weather12:00 Sheffield, the Peaks, and accessible nature13:00 UK road trips and Scotland dreams13:45 Kayaking clubs and the Norfolk Broads15:30 Brecon Beacons and Thames kayaking16:30 British heat and shirtless men17:45 Freezer hot water bottle wisdom18:13 Closing thoughts For the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and journalist Elise Hu talk with a caller about a snack-loving pug, family food boundaries, and the delicate art of not being outsmarted by a dog.What You’ll HearA Pug With a Plan: Listener Kimmie’s pug is sweet, round, and always ready to scarf down unattended toast. The group considers what happens when a determined dog meets a distracted household.Dinner Without the Drama: Elise shares the mealtime training trick that helped her very hungry golden retriever stay put. The Father-in-Law Factor: Josh and Elise help Kimmie think through how to explain to her family that those pleading pug eyes are less “sad puppy” and more “expert negotiator.”CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings01:28 Listener Kimmie calls in with a pug-related question03:05 Vet judgment and toddler toast chaos04:14 Pug appreciation and loud snoring05:01 Josh on food-motivated pugs06:28 The importance of place training07:49 The father-in-law snack twist08:25 Healthier treats and boundary-setting10:58 A secret car-window talent11:25 Oscar, Abraham Lincoln, and clever pets14:25 Goodnights!For the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Elise Hu take a nostalgic trip through the delights of state fairs, county fairs, and the simple joys of an unstructured summer.What You’ll Hear:Fried Food and First Freedoms: Jenny calls in to share her love of state fairs, sparking a conversation about deep-fried treats, giant butter sculptures, and the unforgettable feeling of roaming a fair with friends for the first time.The Great State Fair Rankings: From Texas and Minnesota to Illinois and beyond, the group swaps favorite fair memories, legendary concert sightings, and the surprising world of competitive fair-going.No Bummer Summer: A conversation about resisting the urge to over-plan, embracing spontaneity, and finding small moments of wonder that make summer feel a little more magical.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & welcoming caller Jenny01:24 Why state fairs are on Jenny’s mind04:00 Butter sculptures and deep-fried everything06:00 Concert memories and fairground music08:24 State fair rankings revealed12:19 The Gravitron and carnival ride memories16:48 Discovering No Bummer Summer19:01 Goodnights and fairground farewellsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and journalist Elise Hu swap summer traditions, childhood nostalgia, and the surprisingly revealing art of pillow fort design.What You’ll HearPillow Fort Personalities: From strict pillow-only construction to full-scale living room renovations, Josh and Elise explore how a person’s fort-building style might say more about them than they realize.Sidelines and Scandinavian Wisdom: Elise shares a parenting rule she’s borrowed from youth sports culture, leading to a conversation about cheering, coaching, and keeping perspective.A Cassette Time Capsule: An old mixtape labeled “Songs That Ruled in 1995” sends the conversation down memory lane, with detours through Hootie & the Blowfish, Walkmans, jewel cases, and the joys of analog life.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & welcome00:44 Meet guest host Elise Hu01:10 The science of pillow forts04:06 Summer plans and World Cup excitement07:16 Youth sports and sideline philosophy10:00 Learning to mend and analog hobbies11:15 Needle felting and creative rebellion12:18 A 1995 cassette time capsule13:31 Walkmans, mixtapes, and listening parties15:49 Kids discovering old technology18:00 Good nights and musical shout-outsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Matt Bragg swap hot-weather survival strategies, questionable science facts, and fond memories of waterbeds.What You’ll Hear:Cooling Off, One Appliance at a Time: Matt explains how an ice machine became the newest star of his kitchen, sparking a debate about the most life-changing gadget money can buy.The Rise and Fall of the Waterbed: A conversation about cooling mattress hacks leads to a surprisingly deep investigation into waterbeds, lava lamps, and why some inventions are better left in the past.The Passion Fruit Problem: KP shares an unexpected backyard dilemma involving hundreds of passion fruits, a rapidly growing vine, and a house that may or may not be under siege.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & surviving the heat01:30 Matt’s new ice machine obsession04:25 Cooling gadgets and portable AC units10:25 Waterbeds and rental agreements12:10 Lava lamps and accidental science lessons15:00 The cat cooling mat review15:30 KP’s passion fruit invasion19:50 Goodnight to waterbeds and chaosFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Matt Bragg swap unlikely history lessons, from a legendary World Cup upset to a border dispute sparked by one very hungry pig.What You’ll Hear:The Miracle on Grass: A team of teachers, dishwashers, and a hearse driver walk into the 1950 World Cup—and somehow make sports history. KP brings the underdog story; Matt brings the football fan perspective.When Sports Were Amateur: A conversation about Olympians, day jobs, and the surprisingly strict rules that once kept professional athletes out of the Games.The Great Pig War: One pig, one potato patch, and 13 years of international tension. History has rarely been so oddly specific.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & World Cup excitement01:14 The Miracle on Grass begins08:53 How far has US soccer come09:31 Olympians, amateurs & day jobs12:39 World Cup travel plans14:00 The Great Pig War19:19 Goodnights & final thoughtsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Matt Bragg unpack a whirlwind work-trip romance that ends with a second-story escape and then take a surprisingly deep dive into Type A and Type B personalities.What You’ll HearThe Great Balcony Getaway: In tonight's Reddit bad date story, a chance meeting at a conference turns into an instant connection, a return visit, and one very questionable exit strategy.Dating at Warp Speed: KP and Matt debate whether some romances burn a little too bright, too fast—and why a 72-hour first date might be more commitment than it seems.Type A vs. Type B: After weighing in on unpacked suitcases, travel habits, and personal organization, KP puts Matt through a personality test to see where he lands on the spectrum.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & a work-trip romance begins01:04 The instant connection story02:13 Red flags on the return visit04:06 The balcony escape plan06:03 Dating too fast08:28 Advice for "Mark" and the mystery woman10:01 What is a Type B personality?12:57 Matt takes the Type A vs Type B personality test16:00 The results are in!18:22 Good nights and final thoughtsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and guest host comedian Alison Leiby set sail on a cozy conversation about ferries and the joys of taking the scenic route.What You’ll HearFerry Weather Forever: Alison makes the case for New York City’s most relaxing form of public transportation, from waterfront views to the simple pleasure of feeling briefly on vacation.Two Boats and a Dream: A pandemic-era comedy gig leads to an unforgettable journey involving multiple ferries, a long walk, and the feeling of starring in your own historical adventure.The Perfect Boat Name: From Lunchbox to Friendship, Josh and Alison celebrate the delightfully wholesome ferry names dreamed up by New York City second graders—and debate where boat-naming goes wrong.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & ferry weather appreciation02:22 Lighthouse group texts & boat enthusiasm05:26 Two ferries to a comedy show08:07 The internet’s favorite ferry account09:00 Could Alison captain a ferry11:22 Toronto’s airport ferry memories13:48 The art of naming boats15:17 Ferries to spas and beaches17:05 Boat names that work and don’t18:47 Drifting off with ferry dreams19:01 Goodnight to Lunchbox and FriendshipFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and guest host Alison Leiby celebrate 25 years of a comedy classic that shaped their sense of humor.What You’ll HearThe Summer Camp Movie That Changed Everything: Josh and Alison revisit Wet Hot American Summer, from its stacked cast to the delightfully strange comedy that made it an instant favorite... for a certain kind of comedy fan.Friendship Lore & Favorite Comedies: A conversation about the movies, shows, and performers that become shared language among friends, from The State and NewsRadio to Phil Hartman and beyond.The Art of Being Weird on Purpose: Why absurd comedy sticks, how cult favorites find their audience, and what makes some funny worlds feel endlessly revisitable.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & anniversary celebrations00:40 Why Wet Hot American Summer still works03:00 Finding your comedy people05:25 Sketch comedy influences06:20 Phil Hartman appreciation hour09:00 Comedy inspirations & creative projects11:00 Why the movie felt different13:00 Favorite scenes and big swings15:10 Cult classics, sequels, and world-building17:00 Friendship lore and comedy references18:10 From cult favorite to mainstream influence20:00 Why the movie still feels timeless22:00 Goofing off as a life philosophy23:25 Good nights and college memoriesFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and guest host comedian Alison Leiby swap stories about surprise run-ins, celebrity sightings, and the one casino game they’d actually like to understand.What You’ll HearEverybody’s Here: A chance anniversary dinner turns into an unexpected reunion, complete with Shirley Temples, karaoke memories, and the particular magic of running into friends where you least expect them.Famous People, Normal Parties: From book events to neighborhood restaurants, Josh and Alison share their favorite celebrity-adjacent encounters and what makes some famous folks blend right into the crowd.The Allure of Craps: Why does one casino game feel oddly wholesome? A conversation about low-stakes bets, group cheering, and the dream of being celebrated for pure luck.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & summer co-hosts00:25 Surprise Paul at dinner03:18 Karaoke memories and singing strategies04:29 Celebrity sightings and party stories10:09 Getting recognized in the wild11:52 Final-sale shopping as gambling14:11 Why craps seems fun16:37 The desire to be cheered for luck18:43 Everybody’s here in New YorkFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and guest host comedian Alison Leiby imagine a world with friendlier neighbors, cozier apartments, and cats who might just become roommates.What You’ll Hear:The Great Pillow Debate: From flat pillows to pillow stacks to pets that double as armrests, Josh and Alison compare the sleep setups that help them settle in for the night.Neighbor Goals: After years of hallway hellos, Alison finally becomes friends with the neighbor across the hall—and immediately starts dreaming of a friendship between their cats, Riz and Eggs Benedict.A Peek Inside: The conversation turns to apartment curiosity, home tours, and the surprisingly universal desire to know how other people arrange their bookshelves, plants, and kitchen counters.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & pillow preferences02:34 Pets as bedtime companions04:23 Making a real neighbor friend09:33 Let me see inside your house11:13 The accidental home-tour show13:30 If I can hear you, I should see16:30 Goodnights to neighbors and catsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Wils Pelton discuss apartment makeovers, one-of-a-kind art, and why some experiences feel more meaningful when they’re a little harder to access.What You’ll HearThe Great Living Room Reset: Wils shares the latest chapter in their ongoing home décor adventure, complete with furniture regrets, surprise purchases, and the ripple effects of moving one thing... and suddenly needing to move everything.The $2 Million Album: Josh brings a fascinating piece of music history to the Pillow Fort: the Wu-Tang Clan album that existed as a single copy, and the winding story of where it ended up.For the People Who Like It: A conversation about niche art, live performance, paywalls, newsletters, and why not everything needs to be made for everyone.CHAPTERS00:00 Intros & Wils' apartment updates02:47 The endless cycle of buying stuff05:25 The one-copy Wu-Tang album08:00 A perfectly guessed number09:29 Where the album ended up11:07 Why rare experiences feel special15:13 Making things for the people who care16:39 Secret shows and intimate venues17:40 Bed, the most intimate venue of all!18:18 GoodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wils Pelton and Josh Gondelman swap reading recommendations, abandoned books, and the joys of a well-timed nighttime stroll.What You’ll Hear:Strollmaxxing After Dark: Josh shares a new end-of-day ritual that turns an ordinary trip home into a little pocket of calm, while Wils introduces an even dreamier upgrade: creekmaxxing.The Books We Can’t Quit (and the Ones We Can): From putting a novel on pause to revisiting a favorite with fresh eyes, Wils and Josh talk about reading habits, memorable characters, and the authors who keep pulling them back in.Stories Worth Staying Up For: A decades-long game of capture the flag, a would-be Bond villain chasing nothingness, and a conversation about what makes a fictional world impossible to leave behind.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & roadie adventures01:51 Designing dream Nightly merch02:57 Stroll maxing and nighttime walks04:28 Giving up on a book for now06:18 Revisiting Detransition, Baby10:17 A new favorite graphic novel13:00 The appeal of Dr. No14:30 Authors worth reading cover to cover17:40 Good nights and favorite writersFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and guest host comedian Oscar Montoya revisit the glorious, chaotic world of teen movies, book adaptations, and the films that shaped their younger selves.What You’ll HearBeach Trip, Rain Check: A getaway with high school friends turns into the perfect excuse for seafood dinners, board games, and an unexpected Twilight movie marathon.Books vs. Movies Forever: From The Hunger Games and Divergent to Ever After and The Princess Bride, KP and Oscar compare beloved adaptations and the stories that worked better on the page...or on the screen.The Shakespeare Cinematic Universe: A nostalgic tour through She's the Man, 10 Things I Hate About You, Get Over It, and other teen classics that quietly borrowed from the Bard.CHAPTERS00:00 Oscar's still here!00:40 KP's rainy beach getaway02:18 The Twilight marathon begins03:00 Books vs. movie adaptations06:10 Shrek nostalgia and childhood favorites08:45 Revisiting Twilight as adults11:00 Ever After and fantasy favorites13:00 Movies our parents loved15:20 Amanda Bynes appreciation time17:10 Shakespeare-inspired teen movies20:00 Are high school comedies due for a comeback?21:13 Good nights to Julia Stiles and Ghostwriter22:32 Oscar’s farewell and where to find himFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and guest host comedian Oscar Montoya tumble down a late-night rabbit hole of reality TV, Broadway obsessions, and deeply cursed Titanic media.What You’ll HearReality TV Brainworms: From "For the Love of DILFs" to wild email casting calls, KP and Oscar unpack the strange magic of competition shows, niche reality concepts, and the people brave enough to audition for them.Broadway Kid Energy: Phantom of the Opera lunch-table debates, Rent-era awakenings, and the musicals that permanently rewired their brains.The Titanic Expanded Universe: A surprisingly emotional deep dive into Titanic adaptations, including an animated version featuring talking animals, questionable accents, and a truly unforgettable rapping dog.CHAPTERS00:00 Oscar is back!00:49 For the Love of DILFs discourse05:20 Game shows vs competition shows08:17 Bar trivia and Broadway kids11:32 Titanic The Musical explained14:15 Did you know there's an animated Titanic movie with a rapping dog?18:00 So many movies with rats20:42 Goodnights to Unsinkable Molly Brown and Italian animatorsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and guest host comedian Oscar Montoya wander through the strangest corners of reality television history.What You’ll Hear:The Golden Age of Chaos: From Kid Nation to Whodunnit?, KP and Oscar revisit the deeply bizarre era when reality TV proudly called itself a “social experiment.”Delusion as an Art Form: A loving celebration of unforgettable contestants, wonderfully chaotic hosts, and the very specific magic of people fully committed to their own fantasy.Reality TV Hall of Fame: The duo swaps favorite all-time moments from Flavor of Love, Survivor, Big Brother, and more — including speeches, breakdowns, and one legendary microwave chicken.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & Oscar returns00:01 Amazing Race and reality TV obsessions00:03 The bizarre premise of Extracted00:04 Big Brother discourse and live feeds00:07 Kid Nation and ethically questionable television00:09 Whodunit and murder mystery reality shows00:13 For the Love of DILFs enters the chat00:15 The Search for the Next Elvira00:17 Scream Queens and Saw movie dreams00:19 Favorite reality TV moments ever00:24 Goodnight to Hottie and reality TV delusionFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and guest host comedian Oscar Montoya tumble down the Eurovision rabbit hole, with a few detours through reality TV obsession and Blake Shelton tabloid lore.What You’ll Hear:Camp Makes the Contest: Oscar explains why Eurovision became a glittery global phenomenon while America’s singing competitions fizzled into polite background noise. Along the way: ABBA, Riverdance, Tommy Cash, and one very memorable chicken song.Pandemic Hyperfixations: KP and Oscar swap stories about the pop culture obsessions that carried them through 2020, from Eurovision deep dives to Survivor marathons and reality TV strategy breakdowns.Competitive Spirits: The conversation drifts into online Traitors games, Survivor audition tapes, and KP’s very real experience surviving five days in a cornfield with only a bite of rice and a dream.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & Oscar joins The Nightly01:15 Eurovision explained for beginners05:18 Gwen Stefani, Blake Shelton & tabloid shopping08:04 Why the American Song Contest failed10:30 Camp, spectacle & Eurovision winners15:06 The Eurovision songs that broke through16:23 Pandemic reality TV obsessions17:30 Survivor strategy talk begins21:00 Playing Traitors for charity22:30 Good nights to Celine Dion & DaraFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wils Pelton and Josh Gondelman welcome Bob the Drag Queen for a surprisingly heartfelt late-night chat about Broadway, stand-up comedy, internet outrage, and whether the universe actually cares about any of us.What You’ll HearBroadway Dreams, Broadway Schedules: Bob reflects on performing in Moulin Rouge, surviving eight shows a week, and why exhausting experiences can still feel deeply worth it.The Internet Is Yelling Again: A conversation about accidental AI art drama, public scrutiny, and the strange emotional math of being perceived online by millions of strangers.Karma, Nihilism, and Bedtime Thoughts: The trio wanders into a warm existential detour about meaning, bad luck, grief, and the tiny frameworks people build to get through the day.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & Bob the Drag Queen arrives01:45 Broadway life and Moulin Rouge05:45 Building a stand-up tour09:00 Reality TV and staying authentic12:30 AI poster backlash and internet outrage16:00 Karma, grief, and existential bedtime thoughts19:20 Good nights and six-fingered postersFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Wils Pelton swap celebrity theories, unexpected life advice, and a few comforting philosophies.What You’ll HearThe Celebrities Who Don’t Feel Real: From Daniel Day-Lewis to Beyoncé, Josh and Wils explore which famous people seem like they exist on a different plane—and which ones feel like they could be their next-door neighbors.Accidental Wisdom From Famous Strangers: A handful of memorable celebrity quotes spark a conversation about confidence, overthinking, and the relief of realizing most people aren't paying nearly as much attention to us as we think.The Knicks Might Lose Tonight: Inspired by a Katt Williams interview, the hosts dig into creativity, vulnerability, and what it means to show up before everything is perfectly polished.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & Bob the Drag Queen anticipation02:23 Celebrities who feel impossible to meet05:50 Julio Torres and otherworldly energy07:22 Which celebrities feel like neighbors10:00 Jemima Kirke’s unexpected life advice13:49 Lessons from comedian Katt Williams 17:00 The Knicks analogy for making art21:38 Goodnights & final thoughtsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Wils Pelton unpack fake trends, apartment quirks, and the fine art of trying something new.What You’ll HearThe Great Tupperware Philosophy: Wils explains why they are drinking water out of what appears to be a restaurant prep container, and somehow it leads to a surprisingly heartfelt conversation about home systems that quietly make life better.A Cheugy Retrospective: Josh and Wils revisit internet-born trend language like "coastal grandpa" and "cheugy," debating whether these labels describe anything real.The Confidence Makes the Outfit: Josh shares the story of wearing a bold jacket to a charity event, and the two explore the strange relationship between personal style, self-consciousness, and pulling something off.CHAPTERS00:00 The giant water container debate03:00 Apartment systems and cord management09:25 Fake trends 12:00 The return of cheugy discourse17:00 Trying too hard vs. trying at all18:20 The quilted jacket confidence test21:15 GoodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Matt Bragg spiral delightfully through motion sickness hacks, cruise ship chaos, and the complicated beauty of water-filled goggles.What You’ll Hear:BuzzBalls Before Noon: Matt discovers the restorative powers of a parking-lot BuzzBall, while KP weighs the emotional risks of finally trying one herself. The conversation quickly becomes a surprisingly thoughtful review of beverages best consumed near a trash can.Cruise Ship Confidence: From comedy gigs at sea to rough-water survival stories, KP and Matt compare cruise experiences and debate whether motion sickness goggles are a medical breakthrough or a social experiment.Chair Pants & Jury Duty: A late-night detour into TV leads to an unexpectedly wholesome conversation about kindness, improv chaos, and the kind of person who would genuinely support someone wearing chair pants.CHAPTERS00:00 Sneezes, hiccups, and bad cures03:00 Spiked iced tea and BuzzBall discoveries04:55 Cruise ships and comedy at sea07:10 KP’s motion sickness origin story08:00 The motion sickness glasses debate12:45 Chair pants enter the conversation13:45 Why Jury Duty is secretly wholesome17:30 A BuzzBall viewing agreement18:15 Goodnight to the motion sickness crewFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Matt Bragg swap bizarre travel stories involving bee stings, haunted-feeling hotel art, and the emotional risks of tiny airports.What You’ll Hear:The Airport Cursed by Delays:A quick flight to Denver turns into a marathon of strange announcements, mystery medical emergencies, and one very inconvenient bee sting.The Hotel Wall of Madness:KP discovers her Denver hotel still features deeply unsettling artwork that feels less “local charm” and more “man documenting visions in a cave.”Hotel Shame and Airport Crimes:Matt confesses to accidentally dine-and-dashing at an airport restaurant and shares the nightmare of getting locked out of a hotel room in only his boxers.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & travel week chaos01:18 The synthesizer store detour02:20 Flight attendant stung by bee06:31 Denver shuts down flights08:20 Guy Fieri airport sauce hut09:23 Matt accidentally dine and dashes11:00 The haunted Denver hotel walls18:30 Locked out in hotel boxers20:22 Goodnight to the bee sting victimFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Matt Bragg spiral from a very public Survivor spoiler into the surprisingly emotional world of grown-up toys.What You’ll Hear:Jeff Probst Breaks the Internet: A live Survivor finale goes slightly off the rails when Jeff accidentally reveals a major elimination early. KP walks Matt through the chaos, the betting scandal theories, and why Riz God may actually come out more famous than ever.The Tiny Tank Triumph: Matt buys his first-ever military brick set and discovers that building a tiny World War II tank is somehow both deeply soothing and wildly humiliating. There are hobby store mishaps, instruction manual rage, and one very dramatic missing foot.Why Adults Are Buying Toys Again: From Squishmallows to VR headsets to expensive little bricks, KP and Matt unpack why grown-ups are suddenly embracing tactile joy — and whether a Sherman tank technically counts as self-care.CHAPTERS:00:00 Ophelia audio drama intro01:02 Survivor finale spoiler chaos06:58 Riz God discourse10:10 Matt buys a Sherman tank model18:48 Phantom Menace memories24:22 Darth Vader wedding trivia28:20 The emotional Lego breakdown35:45 Adults buying toys for themselves40:50 Squishmallows vs Sherman tanks45:06 GoodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Matt Bragg wander through a perfume shop full of strange scents, questionable purchases, and one surprisingly charming bad portrait.What You’ll Hear:Perfume Notes and Hot Dog Water: KP discovers a scent shop selling everything from “old library” to “holy water” to a perfume that somehow smells exactly like grilled hot dogs. Matt remains deeply, deeply skeptical.The Art of Doing Things Badly: A street artist offering intentionally bad portraits sparks a conversation about charming imperfections, creative confidence, and whether honesty is the best sales tactic.Pilgrimages and Party Grandmas: Matt shares a story about escorting elderly Irish women on a religious trip that somehow turned into the most chaotic weekend of his teenage years.CHAPTERS00:00 Ophelia audio drama intro01:00 Exploring downtown LA02:05 The perfume oddities shelf04:15 Holy water and old library scents06:10 The hot dog perfume reveal08:15 Matt’s Lourdes pilgrimage story11:05 Getting drunk with Irish grandmas13:45 The intentionally bad portrait artist17:05 Poems for five dollars20:45 The scam app discussion beginsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wils Pelton and Josh Gondelman trace the strange path from birthday party hopping to the tweets and internet posts that permanently rewired their brains.What You’ll Hear:A Very Social Evening: Wils and Josh compare notes on the oddly satisfying art of bouncing between parties, catching trains, grabbing bodega snacks, and somehow ending the night feeling more alive than exhausted.Posts That Became Philosophy: From the Babadook party tweet to “milkshake duck” and “girl dinner,” they unpack the internet jokes that quietly became shared cultural language.Top Three Lately: Fresh flowers, city biking, basketball playoffs, literary re-reads, long dog walks — a cozy inventory of the small things currently making life feel good.CHAPTERS00:00 Ophelia audio drama intro01:05 The night of endless birthdays04:20 Multi-stop socializing strategy11:08 What’s your top three lately13:00 NBA playoffs and Widow’s Bay15:05 The Babadook party tweet17:35 Favorite internet posts of all time22:10 Bean soup theory explained25:05 Three drinks at once goes viral31:40 Josh’s current top three35:12 Goodnights to the BabadookFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wils Pelton and Josh Gondelman swap stories about tiny home disasters (the disasters are tiny, and the homes aren't too big either), expensive furniture decisions, and the deeply comforting feeling of knowing a guy who can fix things.What You’ll HearThe Great AC Search: One new bedroom air conditioner sends Wils and Josh into the emotional maze of appliance shopping, online reviews, and trying to trust a recommendation from an actual human being.Furniture Anxiety Spiral: A Facebook Marketplace chair becomes a full emotional support group activity, complete with second opinions, budgeting pep talks, and a passionate defense of mid-century furniture.The World’s Smallest Screw: After a gym accident leaves Wils carrying a microscopic glasses screw home between two fingers, a very kind optician saves Survivor night — and restores everyone’s faith in repair people.CHAPTERS00:00 Ophelia audio drama intro01:05 New air conditioner celebrations06:50 The impossible search for a good AC unit11:15 Mid-century chair shopping anxiety18:10 Why office chairs cost so much22:45 The tiny glasses screw emergency29:00 A surprisingly easy glasses repair33:10 Knowing a guy for everything and saying goodnightFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wils Pelton and Josh Gondelman chat youth trend reports, nostalgic toys, and surprisingly romantic anniversary gifts.What You’ll HearThe Dumpling Craze: Wils reports back from a very cool Bushwick roller rink show and introduces Josh to the latest mystery-box obsession: collectible dumplings.Parachutes, Viewfinders, and Other Childhood Treasures: The two revisit gym-class parachutes, sticker sheets, and the strange joy of realizing your favorite childhood objects are actually available for regular adults to buy.Anniversary Gifts That Actually Mean Something: Josh shares his thoughtful anniversary gift idea. Then the conversation drifts into custom Viewfinders, ceramic traditions, and the art of giving sentimental presents... without filling your house with clutter.CHAPTERS00:00 Welcome & late-night trend reporting 03:10 Kreayshawn in Bushwick 09:25 The dumpling collectible craze 16:40 Bubble kits and gym class parachutes 24:05 Viewfinders and nostalgic gifts 31:15 Anniversary traditions and Fusilli Jerry 39:50 Ceramic gift brainstorming 43:30 Goodnight to the dumplingsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our friends at Hatch just released a new original series we think you'll love.OPHELIA is an original romantasy audio drama, a sweeping trilogy inspired by Shakespeare's Hamlet where Ophelia finally takes center stage. Perfect for fans of Fourth Wing, ACOTAR, and enemies-to-lovers fantasy romance. Thoughtfully produced to help you unwind for sleep. Book 1 begins in a kingdom where magic is outlawed and the land itself is dying. Ophelia has always been expected to stay silent—agreeable, invisible, safe. But on the eve of her twenty-first birthday, something within her awakens.As she reconnects with Prince Hamlet, heir to a crumbling throne, and his brilliant, guarded friend Horatio, Ophelia is drawn into a dangerous world of court intrigue, hidden power, and forbidden attraction. Caught between love, loyalty, and a magic she cannot deny, she must decide: remain hidden… or risk everything for freedom, desire, and the fate of her kingdom.Narrated by Genevieve Gaunt, this immersive audio drama blends fantasy romance, forbidden magic, and slow-burning desire into a richly cinematic listening experience, perfect for unwinding at the end of the day. Ideal for fans of romantasy, fantasy romance, Shakespeare retellings, and narrative fiction podcasts, OPHELIA is a bold reimagining of a classic story told across a sweeping trilogy, thoughtfully designed for sleep.Discover more at Hatch.co/ophelia.For the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Matt Bragg break down the Survivor 50 final five (well, mostly KP).What You’ll HearThe Rise of Rizgod: KP walks Matt through the final five, including the surprisingly charming player formerly dismissed as “just a guy trying to invent a catchphrase.” Somehow, it’s working.Good Gameplay or Total Menace?: The duo debate Survivor ethics, strategic lying, and why being too likable might actually ruin your chances of winning $2 million.Reality Show Brain Rot: From MrBeast cameos to fake babies on Squid Game, things spiral into a loving appreciation of the deeply strange people who thrive on competition TV.CHAPTERS00:00 Survivor finale excitement03:05 Meet the final five09:40 The Rizgod strategy breakdown16:20 Jonathan Young hammock politics21:10 Aubrey’s legendary bad attitude27:35 MrBeast enters Survivor33:15 Squid Game casting stories39:40 Fake babies and reality TV lies45:00 Saying goodnight to the RizgodFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Matt Bragg swap stories from two very different weekend adventures — one sweaty and spooky in Tucson, the other delightfully nostalgic in Milton Keynes.What You’ll Hear:Tiny Museums and Big Regrets: KP explains why the Museum of Miniatures never happened, how desert heat defeated her plans, and why focusing on tiny chairs suddenly felt impossible.The Waiter Who Declared War: A birthday dessert request turns into a baffling restaurant saga involving tiny sodas, mysterious vibes, and cake for every table except theirs.A Sitcom Convention in Milton Keynes: Matt shares what it was like attending a fan convention for a beloved British comedy, complete with props, nostalgia, and one almost-purchased souvenir.CHAPTERS00:00 Ophelia audio drama recommendation 01:02 Tucson trip recap continues 04:45 The museum of miniatures debate 07:10 Watching Hokum in theaters 12:40 Horror movies and bad dreams 16:25 What does hokum mean 19:10 The waiter who never brought cake 28:40 Matt’s sitcom convention weekend 35:50 Only Fools and Horses fandom 42:15 Goodnight to the waiterFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Matt Bragg swap stories from a very warm Tucson adventure, complete with missile silos, historic churches, and one deeply impractical desert vehicle.What You’ll HearThe Nuclear Codes Experience: KP tours a real Cold War missile silo and discovers that even fake missile launches can go straight to someone’s head. There’s also a surprisingly soothing amount of mint green paint involved.A Desert Road Trip Reality Check: From 108-degree heat to a roofless three-wheeled “sports car,” Tucson proves both fascinating and aggressively sunny. Churches, Construction, and Burger King: A conversation about Spanish missions turns into a detour through Barcelona’s Sagrada Família and the strange beauty of famous landmarks sharing a block with fast food chains.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & Tucson arrival01:13 Surviving 108-degree heat02:56 Touring a missile museum05:44 The bathroom-less RV cabin06:43 Tucson tacos & desert driving08:37 Visiting the San Xavier mission10:00 Why was the missile silo mint green15:12 The Sagrada Família update18:58 Goodnight Arizona & Gaudí!For the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Wils Pelton and Josh Gondelman trace the unexpected return of hacky sack and revisit the playground games that shaped them.What You’ll Hear:The Teens Are Alright: Josh brings shocking cultural news from the youth front: hacky sack is back. Wils helps unpack the surprisingly timeless energy of crunchy outdoor games, Tevas included.Gym Class Flashbacks: From wall ball to knockout to strategically getting eliminated as fast as possible, the conversation drifts through schoolyard memories, competitive streaks, and the fine art of sitting on the sidelines chatting.Naming Things Correctly: A brief but deeply satisfying detour into Wait Wait... Don’t Tell Me!, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, and the joy of finally figuring out what exactly you’ve been thinking of all these years.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & hacky sack returns02:17 Spikeball and playground culture04:10 Are kids actually playing hacky sack07:21 She’s All That and makeover movies11:25 Wils on avoiding gym class forever14:35 Wait Wait... Don’t Tell Me! nerves16:00 Whose Line confusion resolved16:56 Spotify comments and listener shoutoutsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Wils Pelton swap stories about community care, secret shows, and the strange magic of being somewhere after hours.What You’ll HearSmall Acts Big Feelings: Josh shares how a local fundraiser and neighborhood organizing reminded him that even tiny acts of care can make the world feel a little more livable.Locked Out at Midnight: Wils recounts a late-night key panic that spirals into a conversation about neighbors, locksmiths, and the dream of having your own trusted spare-key person.After Hours Fantasy League: From empty museums to private water parks, Josh and Wils imagine the ultimate places to roam once everyone else has gone home.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & community organizing05:30 Wils loses their keys09:00 Dream after-hours locations12:00 Secret shows and phone-free spaces14:30 Ellen DeGeneres stand-up appreciation15:45 TV recommendations and sitcoms20:15 Wils recommends buying lilies22:00 Goodnight Ellen and PortiaFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Wils Pelton swap favorite children’s books, dream vacations, and strong opinions about sandy car rides home.What You’ll Hear:Picture Books That Stick With You: From Goodnight Moon to suspiciously persuasive fish, Josh and Wils revisit the children’s books they loved growing up — plus the surprisingly sweet stories inspiring Josh’s own picture book idea.Vacation Personalities Revealed: Are you a beach person, a lake person, or a cabin-in-the-woods person? The conversation drifts through Cape Cod, Hudson Valley escapes, Fire Island plans, and the universal desire to sit still somewhere beautiful.The Art of Traveling Comfortably: Umbrellas, beach proximity, avoiding the dreaded wet-and-sandy ride home — Josh and Wils unpack the tiny vacation details that quietly make or break a trip.CHAPTERS00:00 Favorite children’s books04:44 Josh shares his picture book idea08:47 Vacation styles and sitting still13:00 Beach people vs. lake people16:39 Cape Cod and summer memories18:05 Fire Island plans and beach experiments18:40 Goodnight moon and grateful travelersFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Matt Bragg revisit the golden age of WWE, from Stone Cold Steve Austin to The Undertaker’s undead era.What You’ll Hear:The Attitude Era Lives Forever: KP and Matt swap memories from late-’90s wrestling fandom, including antihero icons, giant personalities, and the strangely comforting chaos of WWE storylines.The Most Ridiculous Wrestling Lore: From Kane’s fire-filled backstory to Rikishi’s unforgettable finishing move, they explore the wonderfully over-the-top logic that made wrestling impossible to stop watching.Royal Rumble Rules: A sleepy deep dive into why the Royal Rumble remains one of wrestling’s greatest inventions — plus the drinking game that turned KP into a lifelong fan.CHAPTERS00:00 Welcome to The Nightly01:10 Stone Cold Steve Austin memories06:00 The Undertaker and Kane lore10:50 How WWE storylines work12:30 Wildest wrestling plotlines14:10 Going to WWE events in person17:15 Rikishi and the Stink Face19:00 Why the Royal Rumble rulesFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Matt Bragg wander from thrift store mysteries to reality TV rabbit holes, with a surprising amount of turtle expertise along the way.What You’ll HearThe Legend of Gilbert: A thrifted green mug sparks an investigation.Reality TV University: The conversation drifts through Kardashians, reality TV scandals, and why some reality shows somehow make family logistics feel dramatic.Odd Pets & Side Quests: From rescue cats named Bumpy to a roadside tortoise wandering through a reptile shop, KP and Matt swap stories about the strangely memorable animals people bring into their lives.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & Gilbert the mug02:52 Weird creature stores & roadside tortoises05:40 Pet adoption names08:24 The Kardashians... explained very casually11:31 The Furys and reality TV awkwardness14:18 Love Island scandals & Westgate15:34 Scandoval enters the chat17:08 Molly-Mae & influencer exhaustion18:00 WWE reality shows & wrestling nostalgia19:49 Goodnight to GilbertFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Matt Bragg tumble from championship snooker to ancient Greek jokes to one very confusing cast list.What You’ll HearThe Snooker Rabbit Hole: Matt breaks down the surprisingly glamorous world of professional snooker, from perfect games to tiny theater championships and a 22-year-old world champion with a remarkable story.Reading Rules and Book Guilt: KP and Matt unpack the strange pressure to finish books you’re no longer enjoying, plus the very specific chaos of trying to read two books at once.The Billy Zane Conspiracy: A casual conversation about movie trailers spirals into a full-blown investigation into whether Billy Zane was secretly in The Mummy all along.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & snooker obsessions03:28 The Crucible and championship stories05:22 Could KP have been a javelin star?09:05 Outdoor gyms and 75 Hard12:02 Fiction vs nonfiction reading14:40 The freedom to quit bad books16:24 Ancient Greek comedy and Shakespeare19:31 Movie trailers spoil everything21:47 The Mummy and the Billy Zane Mandela effectFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Matt Bragg wander through the wonderfully strange world of shoes, games, and very specific hobbies.What You’ll Hear:The Shoe Rabbit Hole: From Clarks Originals to surrealist Birkenstocks to impossibly pointy cowboy boots, KP and Matt swap favorite footwear finds and debate the value of a whimsical shoe.A Sport Called Welly Wanging: Matt introduces KP to the delightfully low-tech pastime of throwing rain boots across a field. It’s part village fair tradition, part accidental athletic event.The Pop-Tart Game Saga Continues: KP gives an update on her Goodwill chessboard adventure and opens up a mysterious Pop-Tart card game that somehow involves multiple rulebooks, refrigerators, and foil cards.CHAPTERS00:00 Travel catch-up and shoe talk 01:30 Clarks Originals and outlet shopping 05:23 shoes and street food 06:44 What is welly wanging 10:00 Winklepickers and pointy boots 12:52 The Goodwill chessboard saga 14:30 The surprisingly complex Pop-Tart game 20:19 Goodnights to welly wangers and Liam GallagherFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wils Pelton and Josh Gondelman unravel the strange comfort of murder mysteries and the surprisingly painful reality of friendship breakups.What You’ll HearThe Lena Dunham Rewatch Spiral: Wils revisits Girls after finishing Lena Dunham’s memoir and reflects on why certain shows hit differently the second time around.The Friendship Breakup Cinematic Universe: From The Banshees of Inisherin to real-life falling outs, Josh and Wils talk about why friendship breakups can feel just as devastating — and why the entertainment industry still hasn’t fully cracked the genre.Everyone’s Solving Murders: The conversation wanders through White Lotus, Search Party, Only Murders in the Building, and more as they try to figure out why every modern TV show suddenly needs a corpse to keep audiences watching.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & bedside table books01:30 Lena Dunham memoir thoughts03:40 Why Girls still feels inspiring06:00 Friendship breakup stories in TV and film08:30 DTF St. Louis and messy mysteries11:00 The challenge of ongoing murder mystery shows13:00 Why Search Party worked so well16:00 The problem with accidental detectives18:00 Why every show needs a murder now20:20 The Residence and mystery TV recommendations21:20 Goodnights & final thoughtsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wils Pelton and Josh Gondelman swap celebrity sighting stories before diving into a very passionate debate about the greatest living American songwriters.What You’ll Hear:Neighborhood Celebrities: From grumpy dogs meeting famous actors to spotting Anna Wintour in Brooklyn, Wils and Josh compare notes on the surprisingly normal lives of very recognizable people.Dance Floor Energy Shifts: Wils shares the exact moment a Bridgerton afterparty transformed when Shonda Rhimes decided it was finally time to dance.The Great Songwriter Debate: Bob Dylan, Dolly Parton, Lana Del Rey, Kendrick Lamar, Fiona Apple, and more enter the chat as the hosts unpack The New York Times list of America’s greatest living songwriters — plus who they think got left out.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & Maggie the pug update01:30 Celebrity dog walks in Brooklyn04:30 Brad Pitt changes the room07:15 Anna Wintour breakfast order09:15 Greatest living songwriters debate12:30 Stevie Wonder, Taylor Swift & Missy Elliott21:00 Biggest omissions from the list22:45 Goodnight Joni MitchellFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Wils Pelton swap stories about subway sketches, strange self-perception, and the most unforgettable Met Gala looks of the year.What You’ll Hear:The Artist on the Train: Wils shares the deeply vulnerable experience of falling asleep on the subway… and waking up to find a stranger sketching them mid-doze. Josh and Wils unpack why seeing yourself through someone else’s eyes can feel strangely unsettling.Bad Photos Good Drawings: From awkward stage photos to portraits that reveal a little too much, the conversation turns toward the weirdness of being perceived at all — especially in the age of constant cameras.Met Gala Big Swings: Skeleton gowns, painted dresses, stone prosthetics, and one very underwhelming satin number. Josh and Wils break down the most memorable Met Gala looks, plus the outfits they wish someone had worn.CHAPTERS 00:00 Intro & weekend catch-up 01:56 A stranger sketches Wils 07:33 Enter the Met Gala 11:40 Beyoncé returns to the Met Gala 15:30 Katy Perry’s space helmet moment 15:53 Heidi Klum becomes a statue 16:36 Sabrina Carpenter’s film-reel dress 20:23 Goodnights & Harrison FordFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Bragg and KP Parker spiral into appliance obsession, magical thinking, and one very stylish cat.What You’ll Hear:Air Fryer Era Begins: Matt shares life on the other side of a Costco purchase, where everything suddenly feels air fryable and possibly improved.Blend It or Fry It: A surprisingly philosophical framework for modern living emerges, with smoothies, oranges, and kitchen gadget loyalty at its core.Magic or Mind Games: A late-night deep dive into mentalism, video essays, and why sometimes it’s nicer not to know how the trick works.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & air fryer confession02:16 The blender vs air fryer dilemma05:00 Backyard oranges and citrus philosophy08:00 Cat sunglasses reveal11:46 A five-hour mentalism rabbit hole14:50 Magicians, mind readers, and being amazed17:30 Vegas, spectacle, and lobster buffets18:30 Sweet goodnights to inventors and mentalists For the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Matt Bragg plan last-minute weekend getaways with surprisingly specific stops.What You’ll HearA Trip Built on One Perfect Idea: A birthday getaway to Tucson starts with a single unforgettable destination—and grows into a delightfully niche itinerary.Tiny Museums, Big Opinions: From intricate miniatures to Old West towns, the joy of oddly specific attractions takes center stage.Across the Pond Planning: A UK work trip gets the same treatment, with underground tunnels, modest hotels, and a gentle debate over which Torrington reigns supreme.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & vacation cravings01:35 Tucson plans begin03:00 Museums and miniatures08:00 Old West towns & travel tips10:05 UK trip planning starts12:00 Underground tunnels in Exeter14:25 Great Torrington vs Torrington, Connecticut18:00 Wrapping up & goodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Matt Bragg spiral into an online auction rabbit hole.What You’ll HearA Very Specific Shopping Problem: What starts as one thoughtful birthday gift turns into a growing collection of chess boards, unexpected shipping fees, and a plea for strangers to outbid her.Karaoke at 2AM: A medieval-themed party ends in goblets, stockades, and a surprisingly emotional rotation of songs that no one saw coming.The Price of Nostalgia: From vintage TV props to Pop-Tarts the game, they wonder what’s actually worth bidding on—and when to walk away.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings00:25 KP's chess board situation escalates03:00 Vintage finds and shipping regrets06:45 Getting outbid in real time10:00 The auction that got away12:40 Late-night karaoke energy16:40 A medieval-themed party recap19:00 Karaoke philosophies20:25 Goodnights & unexpected heroesFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Bragg and KP Parker peek behind the curtain of pawn shops, casting calls, and truly humbling commercial work.What You’ll HearPawn Shop Reality Check: From late-night TV obsessions to real-life visits, they sort through what pawn shops are actually like—and what’s probably staged for the cameras.The Casting Email That Stung: A dream gig in Japan takes a sharp turn thanks to one very specific casting requirement, leaving Matt with questions he didn’t expect to ask.Nom Nom Nom, Professionally: KP shares the story of a commercial that went off the rails, and the strange, slightly surreal art of doing embarrassing things on cue.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings00:26 Pawn shops vs reality TV03:30 Are those shows staged06:00 The casting email story10:00 Commercials and self-tapes11:00 The “nom nom nom” moment14:00 The business side of showbiz17:00 Winding down For the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Wils Pelton swap stories from the standup stage and discuss Harry Styles, Zoe Kravitz, Channing Tatum, and some very public celebrity feelings.What You’ll Hear:A Crowd That Snaps, Not Laughs: Wils shares a surreal comedy show where the audience traded laughs for snaps, and what it takes to stay grounded when the vibe goes sideways.When Crowd Work Gets Personal: From eager oversharers to tiaras with a backstory, Josh and Wils explore the delicate dance of talking to strangers mid-set.Celebrity Feelings, Posted Publicly: A whirlwind through pop culture heartbreak, from engagements to Instagram poetry, and why messy emotions can feel oddly endearing.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & pillow fort check-in03:19 Crowd work and silent rooms06:00 The tiara story09:00 Zoë Kravitz and Harry Styles engagement11:30 Channing Tatum’s poem14:30 Celebrity breakup behavior17:30 Romantic gestures and cooking stories20:00 Goodnight wishesFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wils Pelton and Josh Gondelman swap a small-world dating story and weigh in on a very questionable dinner table gadget.What You’ll Hear:A match, a mix-up, a shared vacation: Wils recounts a dating app coincidence that might turn into a weeklong getaway with a near-stranger—and why it’s both funny and slightly risky.Would you record your dinner table?: A listener brings a new gadget into question, and the conversation turns to privacy, practicality, and whether some moments are better left unrecorded.When you don’t know your own favorites: Thoughtful advice for anyone who’s ever shaped their answers to please others—and how to gently start figuring out what you actually like.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings00:25 A dating app coincidence02:30 Would you still go on the date04:00 Meeting your partner at the wrong time08:10 Listener question: recording dinner conversations10:00 Genius idea or total nonsense12:30 Advice: not knowing your own preferences17:00 Learning to trust your own answersFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wils Pelton and Josh Gondelman swap notes on making a home feel just right.Fresh Start Energy: Wils chases a second wave of decorating momentum, from swapping knobs to trusting a furniture delivery app for the very first time. The Cost of Taste: A surprisingly passionate dive into art framing, why it costs so much, and when it might (or might not) be worth it. Plus, the tiny details that can quietly change a room.Comfort vs. Effort: From sweaters and stage outfits to suits as productivity tools, they explore how what we wear shapes how we feel—and whether there’s a perfect middle ground between sweatpants and structure.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings00:52 Decorating momentum & bedroom updates03:00 Facebook Marketplace finds & delivery gamble05:00 Art, framing, and sticker shock12:00 Our “When I have money” signs13:30 Sweaters, style, and being perceived16:00 Shorts, summer, and outfit dilemmas17:00 Suits and productivity experiments19:00 Comfortable clothes vs. getting things doneFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Bragg and KP Parker take a nostalgic spin through Buzzfeed quizzes and questionable online auctions.What You’ll Hear:Auction Fever: From designer raffles to Goodwill bidding wars, Matt and KP compare notes on the thrill (and mild regret) of winning things they didn’t quite mean to buy.Quiz Time Machine: A throwback Buzzfeed quiz decides KP’s Oasis alter ego—with some suspiciously inconsistent results.Jonas Brothers Personality Test: Matt faces a more modern quiz and discovers which brother he is, sparking a surprisingly earnest debate about Kevin.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings00:48 Clothing raffles and near misses03:03 Goodwill auctions and thrift drama08:20 Buzzfeed quiz nostalgia begins12:45 KP’s Oasis result revealed15:00 Jonas Brothers quiz time18:00 Final results and goodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Bragg and KP Parker compare sports across continents and go deep into KP's reality TV obsessions.What You’ll HearFrom baseball bats to cricket whites: A friendly comparison of how different sports are played, shared, and experienced growing up—plus why being the goalie might be the worst job in any country.Drag names and TV fame: A joyful detour into RuPaul’s Drag Race, unforgettable drag queen stage names, and the delicate art of standing out on reality TV.Competition shows, ranked by chaos: From Flavor of Love to Survivor drafts, they unpack what makes a great competitor—and why a burrito might be the ultimate prize.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings00:33 Baseball bats and legal loopholes01:40 Cricket, class, and quick versions03:05 Lacrosse and goalie trauma07:10 Drag Race and iconic names09:00 Reality show fatigue and favorites10:05 Flavor of Love explained11:20 The Apprentice and Lord Sugar14:30 Why competition shows work17:00 Love Island and routine viewing19:00 Big Brother live feeds and Survivor drafts20:45 Burrito bets and goodnightFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Bragg and KP Parker swap new hobbies, old sports, and the kinds of books that keep you up just a little too late.What You’ll HearPadel Fever Continues: Matt explains his new favorite sport, complete with glass walls, mild chaos, and a business idea that got scooped just a little too fast.Reading Routines & Big Books: From audiobooks in the car to 700-page thrift store finds, they compare notes on what makes a story stick (and when it might be okay to quit).Historical Fiction & Comfort TV: A cozy wander through castles, Band of Brothers, and Friday Night Lights—with a quick detour into Matt’s brief moment as a background actor in Masters of the Air.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings00:30 Matt continues to obsess over padel03:00 Matt's padel business idea07:30 What they’re reading now14:00 Why historical fiction works16:00 Matt’s Masters of the Air cameo18:30 Friday Night Lights talk21:30 Goodnights For the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Bragg and KP Parker catch up on a camping trip that leads to an unexpected fascination with model airplanes.What You’ll HearCamping meets model planes: KP’s latest trip blends campfire hangs and no-phone time with an unexpected highlight: waking up to a model airplane club and discovering a hobby that’s equal parts charming and accessible.Streaks, steps, and language learning: From daily step counts to app-driven motivation, they compare the small systems that keep habits going—and what happens when real life tests them.A very gentle World Cup primer: KP gets a crash course in soccer (football!) basics from Matt, from how teams are formed to who actually wins, with just enough detail to (maybe) make it stick.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & camping recap01:00 Model airplane club discovery04:00 The cost and charm of niche hobbies06:00 Why camping helps you unplug08:00 Matt's caravan fantasy10:00 Streaks, steps, and motivation13:00 KP's World Cup curiosity17:00 Soccer basics (kind of)20:00 Steps, SpongeBob, and goodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Wils Pelton wander from springtime joy to deep-sea curiosities and the perfect-smelling laundry.What You’ll HearSpring Fever, City Edition: The quiet magic of warmer days, blooming trees, and why every city suddenly feels like the best one on earth.The Titanic Question: A surprisingly passionate look at shipwreck fascination, space trips, and the kinds of obsessions we carry from childhood into adulthood.Laundry That Changes Your Life: A simple scent turns into an unexpectedly soothing ritual—and a gentle, sleepy sendoff.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings02:30 Stockholm ships & Titanic fascination07:30 Space trips & cultural obsessions08:30 Teenage internet deep dives10:50 The life cycle of a favorite t-shirt14:30 Maps, the Roman Empire & niche interests16:30 The best-smelling laundry discovery18:30 Ocean mist wind-downFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Wils Pelton trace the sometimes late-blooming path to becoming a writer and comedian.What You’ll Hear:Origin Stories: From Goosebumps-inspired childhood fiction to award-winning high school plays, Josh and Wils revisit the early moments that made writing feel possible.Comedy as a Calling: A shared love of standup, sitcoms, and joke books turns into something more serious—figuring out how to make a creative life actually work.Timing, Practice, and Patience: On being ready when the moment comes, improving little by little, and why the things you want might arrive five years later than planned.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings01:30 Childhood stories & first sparks03:50 Starting standup and finding direction05:20 Comedy influences and early obsessions06:20 Interview books and learning the craft10:00 Preparation meets opportunity11:30 The five-year delay mantra13:20 Free throws, tap dancing, and practiceFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Wils Pelton catch up on baby showers, Boston weekends, and a surprisingly tender take on Coachella.What You’ll HearA Weekend Close to Home: Josh shares the quiet joy of a baby shower and small, meaningful moments, while Wils reflects on their visit to Boston and the art of finding charm in a city you love... to critique.The Great AC Debate: From fans versus air conditioners to the realities of summer heat, they swap survival strategies—and consider how far they can push the season before giving in.Coachella, But Make It Personal: A listener question opens the door to Justin Bieber’s unconventional Week 1 performance, internet reactions, and a softer conversation about fame, expectations, and letting artists evolve on their own terms.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & new nightly rhythm01:00 Baby showers and Boston trips03:00 Spring weather and New England nostalgia06:00 AC units, fans, and summer survival10:00 Coachella weekend one highlights11:30 Justin Bieber’s performance breakdown15:30 Pop star expectations and performance styles19:00 Goodnights and dreamy festival lineupsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Matt Bragg drift from breezy beach towns to the vast, slightly confusing wonders of the moon.What You'll HearFresh Air, Open Windows: A conversation that starts seaside—gray skies, eccentric neighbors, and the quiet magic of letting the night air in. Camping vs. Matt’s Mattress: KP prepares for a night under the stars while Matt makes a strong case for indoor living. Somewhere between them: heating pads, survival gear, and the eternal question of how much comfort is too much?Moon Math & Space Myths: From Apollo 11 to Artemis II, the facts get a little fuzzy—but the curiosity is real. CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & beach town daydreams03:00 Fresh air, heating pads, and cozy debates08:30 Camping plans and comfort limits09:00 The moon, distance, and space confusion13:30 Apollo 11 and the space race17:30 What the moon smells like19:00 Craters, names, and final thoughtsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Bragg and KP Parker swap stories about thrifted band tees, very patient animals, and the strange corners of the internet.What You'll Hear:Vintage Finds, Lingering Regrets: A thrifted Elton John shirt sparks a conversation about concert merch, missed chances, and why the perfect T-shirt always seems to get away.Animal News, Gently Unbelievable: A 193-year-old tortoise survives a crypto scam rumor, and a missing cat turns up 200 miles away a decade later—proof that animals have better plot lines than most of us.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings00:30 Gym errands & Elton John tee03:00 The t-shirt that got away07:30 Tortoise crypto scam explained13:20 Missing cat found after 10 years18:00 Cat sneezes & goodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Matt Bragg air a few modern grievances, from mischievous pets to unexpectedly loud technology.What You’ll Hear:Pet Politics: A newly adopted cat becomes an unlikely messenger for passive-aggressive commentary, raising questions about loyalty, love, and who the cat really prefers.Too Loud to Be Relaxing: A well-meaning TV feature turns into a nightly jump scare, as peaceful nature sounds arrive at full volume and entirely the wrong moment.Small Fixes, Big Dreams: From bringing back old-school screensavers to sneaking SPF into everyday products, the solutions are simple, slightly nostalgic, and oddly satisfying.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings03:30 Matt’s cat grievance begins05:00 Passive-aggressive cat commentary09:00 KP’s TV nature sound grievance12:00 Screensavers and nostalgic tech16:00 Sunscreen in everything debate19:00 Wrapping up and goodnightFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Matt Bragg discuss everything from Costco hauls to cult leaders of reality TV.Bulk Buy Bliss: Matt reports on his first-ever Costco trip, complete with impulsive purchases, life-changing appliances, and the strange joy of buying in bulk. Fame, Friendship, and Fallout: A peek into Lena Dunham’s new memoir sparks a conversation about well, Lena Dunham...and who she is. Enter the Dragon Slayer: KP introduces Matt to one of Survivor’s most unforgettable characters—a man equal parts philosopher, leader, and chaos agent—and they wonder what makes someone compelling, even when they’re "a lot."CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings02:15 Naming Matt's company04:15 Matt has discovered Costco09:05 Lena Dunham memoir moment15:40 Meet the Dragon Slayer21:25 Goodnights & sign-offFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker, Josh Gondelman, and Matt Bragg discuss unforgettable dating stories from the internet, from eerie graveyard hangs to unexpectedly emotional burgers.What You'll Hear: It Happened One Night: A setup from an ex leads to a spectacularly awkward date… and an even more surprising love story. Along the way, the crew weighs in on red flags, green flags, and the curious middle ground in between.Graveyard Energy Check: Is sipping a drink among headstones romantic, reflective, or just a little too much for a first date? The group debates vibes, boundaries, and perspective.The Burger Incident: One well-meaning takeout order spirals into a quietly chaotic kitchen moment. It’s a tender reminder that sometimes the smallest things carry the biggest feelings.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings01:00 A trip to Wales and impossible spellings05:50 Dating stories begin07:30 Graveyard date debate11:57 Story two begins15:10 Sweet ending and reflections16:10 Wind down & goodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen Meinzer and Jacquis Neal tumble down a nostalgic rabbit hole all about soap operas.Soap Star Origins: From Michael B. Jordan to Demi Moore, they trace the surprisingly star-studded pipeline from daytime drama to Hollywood fame—and why soaps are the ultimate acting bootcamp.Packing, Planes, and Pet Peeves: A cozy detour into travel habits, suitcase strategies, and a few dream upgrades to air travel that feel… suspiciously appealing.Wild Plots, Real Love: Vampires, long-lost twins, rapid aging kids—why soap operas swing big, and why that’s exactly what makes them so comforting to return to.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & travel talk03:00 Packing strategies and plane dreams06:10 Rabbit hole begins: soap operas08:30 Childhood memories and favorite shows12:00 How soap operas are made15:00 Fictional towns and wild plotlines17:00 Why soap operas still matterFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Kristen Meinzer host a cozy, wide-ranging book club chat.What You’ll HearFrom TV Teens to Timeless Stories: Kristen talks about teen shows that actually feel real, and why some one-season series leave the biggest mark.A Book That Feels Like a Hug: Kristen shares a joyful read that’s equal parts funny, human, and quietly reassuring—plus a sweet story about how Josh and his wife first bonded over words.Reading the World, One State at a Time: A peek into how Kristen’s 50 states reading project is going.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro01:00 Favorite shows we're watching 04:45 The Nightly Book Club begins06:30 Kristen surprises Josh by reading his book, Nice Try 10:00 Listener recommendation11:30 Books from Mississippi & Alaska15:00 Current reads & "shaggy" stories17:00 Promoting creative work without the cringe20:00 Books on deck?21:50 GoodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Jacquis Neal take a ride on the pop culture time machine with dream guest, comedian Avery McClure.What You’ll HearRead 'Til Failure: Avery shares a bedtime routine that starts with good intentions, a book, and about three pages before sleep wins.The Coziest Sleep Setup: Heated blankets, cool air, and the delicate balance of being perfectly warm where it counts.Reality TV Betrayal Hall of Fame: A wild trip back to 2016 and the unforgettable moment The Challenge's Johnny Bananas made a decision that still stings.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & Guest Avery McClure joins the slumber party01:00 Bedtime routines and reading habits05:00 Heated blankets and sleep preferences08:00 Pop culture time machine: The Challenge: Rivals III15:00 The betrayal that shocked reality TV18:00 Love Is Blind and awkward first meetings21:00 GoodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen Meinzer and Wils Pelton swap current pop culture obsessions and compare notes on what’s worth the watch.What You’ll Hear:What We’re Watching: From a chaotic small-town comedy to a space mission with an unexpected companion, they unpack what’s working, what’s not, and what might surprise you.To Spoil or Not to Spoil: A gentle debate on going into movies blind, plus a few recommendations that are best experienced with as little context as possible.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro 01:00 An 11-year-old’s NYC bucket list03:00 Big Mistakes on Netflix06:30 When shows take time to click08:00 A love letter to Weeds10:30 Project Hail Mary review13:30 The joy of going in blind16:00 Ryan Gosling appreciationFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Sophia Wilson Pelton revisit the movie Mean Girls from memory, with plenty of glorious detail and a few lovable detours.Memory Lane: Sophia takes on the full plot of Mean Girls from pure recall, from the Plastics to the Burn Book to one very unfortunate bus encounter. Josh jumps in with the bits that stuck, proving that some movies really do live in your brain rent-free.High School Logic: Along the way, they marvel at teen power structures, homecoming-level cruelty, and the kind of elaborate prank planning that probably could have been used for greater good.A Respectful Request: Tonight’s listener goodnight goes out to a crew of midnight mockingbirds who may be looking for love, but could really stand to lower the volume.CHAPTERS00:00 Intros & hotel living gripes03:03 Sophia’s brother's visit and peak NYC weather05:08 Do you remember Do You Remember?06:06 Sophia tries to recall the plot of Mean Girls 20:20 Josh fills in a few missing Mean Girls details22:37 Listener Julia's goodnight to the mockingbirdsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Kristen Meinzer swap real-life dating stories and sort them into red, green, or beige flags.What You'll Hear:Accidental Texts & Honest Mistakes: A first-date phone mishap leads to an unexpectedly sweet reveal—plus a gentle debate on whether confidence or honesty wins in awkward moments.When Pasta Becomes a Red Flag: A dinner order triggers a dramatic emotional spiral, raising the question of timing, healing, and what we owe each other on a first date.Moms, LinkedIn, and Light Stalking: A well-meaning parent turns a little curiosity into a full-on connection request, sparking a conversation about modern dating etiquette in the digital age.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & birthday plans03:30 Dating stories begin04:00 The accidental text dilemma10:30 The chicken alfredo incident14:15 LinkedIn and mom mishap20:30 Why we love these stories21:00 GoodnightFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Matt Bragg host a cozy, space-themed Sunday pub chat.What You’ll HearPadel, Pickleball, and Matcha Opinions: A sporty new obsession meets a very strong take on matcha and whether it’s secretly just...mud?Artemis II and Big Sky Feelings: A listener voice memo sparks a curious conversation about space travel, moon missions, and what it means to look back at Earth.Artemis II-themed Pub Trivia: From splashdowns to astronaut menus, the questions get tricky, the guesses get bold, and one answer lands surprisingly close.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings01:00 Padel vs. pickleball03:13 The matcha debate05:35 Mali's listener voice memo06:18 Why space still amazes us08:00 Moon gravity hypotheticals09:00 Project Hail Mary thoughts11:00 Working out in space13:45 Artemis II-themed pub quiz begins14:24 Splashdown location16:16 Astronaut menu mystery20:00 How far did Artemis II go?23:19 A very sweet goodnightFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Kristen Meinzer talk sleepless solidarity with author Allison Winn Scotch.What You'll Hear Insomnia Club: Allison shares the bedtime routine that keeps her as cozy as possible, from nightly reading to crisp cotton sheets, plus the late-night brain games she uses when sleep refuses to cooperate.Found Family After Dark: The trio digs into Allison’s new novel about four insomniacs who meet online and build a real-life connection, then talk about why stories of belonging hit especially hard when the world feels a little unsteady. Bedside Table Energy: Before lights out, everyone swaps recent reads and recommendations, from friendship novels to art theft nonfiction to family mysteries and memoirs. CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & welcome00:50 Allison Winn Scotch’s bedtime routine02:06 All about Allison's latest novel, The Insomniacs 05:02 Real-life insomnia coping tricks06:19 Why are we fascinated by cults?10:12 Writing outside one's comfort zone11:47 What’s on Allison’s bedside table?13:45 More book recommendations17:13 Goodnight to fellow insomniacsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Josh Gondelman play a few slumber party games with EJ Marcus.What You’ll HearBedtime, but make it flexible: EJ shares a low-pressure nighttime routine—phone in another room, a little skincare, and the ongoing quest to wind down without turning bedtime into a second job.Kiss, Marry, Kill—fantasy edition: Dune, Lord of the Rings, and Game of Thrones go head-to-head, with choices guided by vibes, cultural reverence, and just how much is going on.Gas station couture, defended: From wolf shirts to polarized sunglasses, a playful debate turns into a genuine appreciation for roadside style—and the pieces we can’t quite let go of.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & pop culture lovers unite01:20 EJ Marcus joins & bedtime routines06:00 Kiss Marry Kill fantasy series12:50 Gas station clothing showdown18:40 Where to find EJ19:30 Closing the catio & goodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophia Wilson Pelton chats bedtime rituals and Bravo reality TV lore with Watch What Crappens hosts Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam.What You’ll HearBedtime, But Make It High-Tech: From Kindle pillows to late-night Youtube videos, Ben and Ronnie share the surprisingly specific rituals that wind them down. Bravo Beginnings & Blog-Era Fame: The hosts of Watch What Crappens rewind to their early days recapping reality TV, and how Housewives became the unexpected obsession that stuck.New Franchises & Familiar Drama: From the Real Housewives of Rhode Island’s standout personalities to the recent Summer House betrayals, they unpack what makes a Bravo moment truly stick—and why it’s never really about what it seems.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & guest welcomes01:00 Ben & Ronnie's bedtime routines02:30 Kindle clickers & reading upgrades05:00 How Watch What Crappens began07:30 Why their Housewives recaps took off11:45 Plastic surgery, accents & early Bravo days13:00 Real Housewives of Rhode Island first impressions16:50 Summer House drama breakdown20:00 Slumber party Guest List game: Bravo edition21:00 Goodnights & sendoffFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen Meinzer and Matt Bragg debunk a famously grim story—and replace it with something far more hopeful.What You'll Hear:Greeting Rituals, Decoded: From “alright” to “very best,” the two unpack why simple hellos and email sign-offs can feel surprisingly loaded—and how we try to sound like ourselves anyway.Debunk Bed Begins: A widely believed myth about Lord of the Flies gets a gentle takedown, with a look at how headlines blurred fact and fiction over time.A Better True Story: Six boys, one deserted island, and a real-life tale of cooperation, care, and resilience that flips the original narrative on its head.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings01:30 The awkward art of saying hello04:30 Debunk Bed begins06:00 Is Lord of the Flies a true story08:00 The real 1965 island survival story12:30 How the boys thrived together17:00 What happened after rescue18:30 Why this story still mattersFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophia Wilson Pelton, Kristen Meinzer, and KP Parker celebrate The Nightly's 300th episode by answering some listener questions.What You'll HearSleepover Superlatives: From best snack curator to most likely to derail the plan entirely, the trio play a few rounds of "Most Likely To". No host is off limits!Day Jobs: The hosts share what they do outside the pillow fort, from comedy and copywriting to royal commentary and podcasting.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & 300th episode celebration03:00 Listener game suggestion: Most Likely To…07:00 Internet rabbit holes & going off-script10:00 Reality shows, clickbait, and final thoughts13:30 Listener question: careers outside Hatch18:00 GoodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Jacquis Neal build the ultimate road trip survival kit, one essential at a time.What You’ll HearA very accidental plot twist: Sophia shares how a simple Kindle mishap turned her book into a confusing (and slightly chaotic) experience.Listening vs. reading: The two swap notes on audiobooks, attention spans, and what actually helps a story stick.Snooze Pack: Road Trip Edition: From must-have comforts to the perfect playlist energy, they assemble their dream lineup for life on the road.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings00:25 The accidental 200-page jump03:00 Audiobooks vs reading focus05:00 Snooze Pack begins06:00 Friends, comfort, and car setup10:15 Sunglasses, snacks, and stops13:30 Music, moods, and shared playlists15:50 The most important essential17:45 Sunsets and the final stretchFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen Meinzer and Matt Bragg host a cozy pub night with a quiz, a wedding dilemma, and a few unexpected facts.What You’ll Hear:A Wedding Standoff: Matt prepares for a wedding he’d rather skip, while Kristen makes a passionate case for dancing like nobody’s watching.Curious Little Facts: From Dogtanan to saintly relics, they wander through history in a way that’s equal parts enlightening and delightfully questionable.The Pub Quiz Twist: A friendly trivia game turns surprisingly competitive, with an unexpected winning streak and a high-stakes promise on the line.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & pub night vibes02:00 Wedding invites and dance floor debates06:30 Dogtanan and historical surprises10:30 Pub quiz begins12:00 Question one: Roman goddess13:00 Question two: Spring bird14:45 Question three: Migrating butterfliesFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Sophia Wilson Pelton welcome Titi Shodiya for a cozy, curiosity-filled dive into sleep science and color.What You’ll Hear:Meditations in living color: Titi shares how her background in material science shaped her approach to Hatch’s color meditations—and why noticing color can gently shift how you feel.The temperature trick for better sleep: A surprisingly simple habit—like a warm bath before bed—can help your body fall asleep faster and sleep more deeply.Science, but make it sleepy: From Einstein to the invention of the wheel, the group plays with big ideas in a low-stakes, bedtime-friendly way.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & meet Titi Shodiya01:00 Meditations on color & how we experience it05:00 Building a wind-down routine that works08:30 Drowsy science begins09:00 Why body temperature affects sleep16:30 Would You Rather science edition22:30 Wind down & where to find Titi23:30 Goodnights & sweet dreamsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen Meinzer and Jacquis Neal welcome Maggie Winters for a cozy, Midwest-filled night of sleep routines and playful debates.What You'll Hear:Midwest Nights & Sleep Rituals: Maggie shares her deeply committed relationship to sleep, from hot lemon water to Hatch soundscapes, and why bedtime might just be her favorite relationship.Sleepy Debate Club: Things get surprisingly heated over multiple alarms and making the bed—what starts as a gentle game turns into a philosophical showdown about time, habits, and respect for sleep.Goodnight, Chicago: The episode winds down with heartfelt goodnights, a love letter to the Midwest, and a soft landing into rest.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & Midwest hello01:30 Maggie’s sleep routine & Hatch habits07:30 Sleepy Debate Club begins08:00 Multiple alarms debate14:00 Making the bed debate20:30 Maggie’s special & goodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Kristen Meinzer swap birdwatching joys before diving into a very online fact-checking frenzy.What You'll Hear Birds, Apps, and Being Chosen: From city hawks to mysterious owl encounters, a simple hobby turns into a surprisingly grounding way to notice the world—and maybe feel noticed back.'Love Story' Under a Microscope: A new FX series about JFK Jr. and Carolyn Bessette sparks debates, corrections, and a bigger question: how much truth do we expect from dramatized real lives?Tiny Animals and Timeless TV: A feed full of suspiciously adorable creatures leads to a gentle spiral into comfort rewatches, canceled reboots, and the shows that still hold up.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings00:30 Birdwatching and spring sightings04:30 Checking in on the nightgeist 05:00 JFK Jr. and Carolyn love story fact-checking10:00 Celebrity history and relationship myths17:15 Tiny animals on the internet19:00 Rewatching TV and Buffy talk21:40 Goodnight & sign-offFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Jacquis Neal talk about what kind of content Sophia's been scrolling through this week.What You’ll HearOne Late Night, Maximum: Sophia dreams of a party girl summer with a very reasonable curfew, while Jacquis makes the case for the occasional 3 a.m. adventure. Sound Effects, But Make It Magic: The two get delightfully absorbed in the world of Foley artists and the strange genius of turning everyday objects into cinematic sound. A Very Online Pop Culture Roundup: From Justin Timberlake’s body cam footage to the Hannah Montana 20th anniversary buzz, this scroll has range. Expect nostalgia, curiosity, and a few moments that are funny for reasons no one could have planned.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings02:20 Daylight savings and accidental late nights04:40 Vegas nights and SNL after-parties06:30 A classic scroll 4 u begins07:00 Foley artists and sound magic11:30 Justin Timberlake body cam discourse16:25 Hannah Montana anniversary nostalgia18:45 Dream TV show reunion shows 19:35 Goodnight and sweet dreamsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Sophia Wilson Pelton host a game night with writer and comedian Garrick Bernard.What You’ll HearSleep Routines & Magnesium Moments: Garrick shares his fall-asleep-anywhere superpower and the nightly rituals that almost keep him there. Kiss Marry Kill: From board games to TikTok archetypes, the group makes some bold (and very relatable) choices about what stays and what absolutely must go.Sci-Fi Showdowns & Cozy Goodnights: Star Trek, Star Wars, and Dune face off before the night winds down with a quiet appreciation for warm air, long walks, and a little serenity.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings01:00 Sleep routines & night owl life02:30 Magnesium vs melatonin03:30 Kiss Marry Kill: Classic Games06:30 Board games vs puzzles debate07:30 Sardines and chaotic hide and seek10:00 Kiss Marry Kill: TikTok influencer Edition12:30 Sandwich reviewer appreciation14:30 Sci-fi trifecta debate17:00 Why Star Trek feels hopeful18:30 Andor appreciation 21:30 GoodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Jacquis Neal settle into the comforts of home, discussing Spencer's Gifts and your NEXT karaoke song. What You’ll Hear:Home Is the Main Event: Why going out sometimes loses to your own couch, your dog, and the luxury of taking your shoes off whenever you want.Mall Lore & Mild Chaos: A nostalgic wander through Spencer’s Gifts, childhood rumors, and the strange little corners of pre-internet culture.From iPods to Karaoke Dreams: How tech reshaped everything—and why finding your next go-to karaoke song feels like a small but meaningful victory.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings00:45 The case for staying home04:10 Obsessions begin04:30 Spencer’s Gifts nostalgia10:30 The iPod and tech shifts15:10 Karaoke song picks19:20 Wind down & goodnightFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Sophia Wilson Pelton join Matt Bragg for a cozy Sunday Pub Chat about nature, animals, and the surprisingly deep question of what makes a thumb opposable.What You'll Hear:Sunday Reset Energy: What starts as a love letter to slow Sundays turns into a gentle debate about “nature bathing” versus just… going outside. Expect calm vibes, light teasing, and a rebrand of the Sunday scaries.Animal News You Didn’t Know You Needed: The group dives into the story of Fiona, once Britain’s loneliest sheep, now a brand-new mom. It’s heartwarming, slightly mysterious, and raises a few questions about fame.Tiny Creatures, Big Opinions: From chinchillas that refuse affection to the dream of domesticated raccoons, the conversation wanders through pets, capybaras, and—eventually—the true meaning of opposable thumbs.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & Sunday vibes02:10 Nature bathing vs just going outside04:50 Fiona the loneliest sheep update08:00 Capybaras, chinchillas, and pet debates11:30 Do raccoons have opposable thumbs16:45 Winding down for bedFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Kristen Meinzer host a sleepy-style basketball debate with Carl Tart.What You'll Hear:Pre-Bed Bath Wisdom: Carl brings a genuinely elite wind-down routine to the Pillow Fort... complete with Epsom salts, music, and big spa-at-home energy.Snooze or Choose NBA Edition: The trio sorts through some very bedtime-friendly basketball questions, including cursed franchises, international stars, loyal fandom, and which fan bases deserve a little side-eye.Goodnight With a Rivalry Twist: Carl sends one especially pointed goodnight into the night, then shares where listeners can find more of his podcasts and TV work.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings00:45 Carl’s pre-bed bath routine03:00 Are the Knicks forever cursed?10:30 Are international players taking over basketball?15:35 Does Boston have the worst fan base?20:30 Carl’s goodnight to Jacquis Neal21:20 Carl shares current projects23:00 Goodnight and lights outFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Sophia Wilson Pelton read more wild date stories and decide what’s a red flag, green flag, or something in between.What You'll HearTasteful Taxidermy: A first date comes with a warning—and a surprisingly charming collection. Is this quirky or quietly romantic?High Priestess Energy: A late-night confession takes a surreal turn, raising questions about timing, truth, and the mysteries of Ambien.Moped Gang Dilemmas: Leather jackets, vinyl records, and DJ dreams collide in a personality mix that’s… a lot to process.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings00:24 Monkey talk 03:20 It Happened One Night begins04:00 Tasteful taxidermy date06:36 Apartment personality test07:39 High priestess confession10:48 Ambien reveal12:12 Moped gang date14:20 Personality vs. try hard15:33 The combination dilemma16:30 Final verdict on moped guy17:00 Kiss marry kill?18:38 GoodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Jacquis Neal bring two very different fandoms to bed: WrestleMania season and Survivor.What You'll HearThe Main Event: Jacquis walks Sophia through the deliciously dramatic road to WrestleMania, from legendary heels and babyfaces to the very real appeal of wrestling as theater with body slams. It’s part soap opera, part spectacle, and apparently part contract-signing betrayal.Island Time: Sophia checks in from her Survivor group chat era, where returning players, suspiciously generous edits, and a celebrity reward cameo are keeping everyone very busy. CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings00:31 The 90s nostalgia trend you don't want to miss04:40 It's WrestleMania season07:12 Heels, babyfaces, and Randy Orton’s turn09:45 Roman Reigns vs CM Punk11:23 Women’s matches to look out for 13:43 Is WWE scripted?15:20 Checking in on Survivor 5017:00 Christian’s hero edit18:00 Zach Brown’s visit20:14 GoodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Matt Bragg drift through a drowsy retelling of a very relaxed mutiny.What You'll Hear:Drowsy History: A slightly foggy journey through the mutiny on the HMS Bounty, where tropical paradise proves a little too convincing—and leadership gets a mixed review.Breadfruit & Bad Decisions: A royal grocery run turns into a life-or-death choice between island living and a long, salty voyage home.Holding a Grudge at Sea: One very determined captain, a tiny boat, and a truly impressive commitment to not letting things go.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings01:30 Creative routines and comedic inspiration04:00 Drowsy history begins: HMS Bounty09:30 The mutiny unfolds12:00 Captain Bligh’s remarkable journey14:00 The snail joke and comedic timing15:45 Wrapping up the mutiny tale18:00 Navigation, grudges, and goodnightFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Jacquis Neal revisit two pop culture moments that hit very differently in hindsight.Lip Sync, Blame Game: KP rewinds to the Milli Vanilli scandal, looking beyond the headline to the people, pressure, and producer behind it. A Selfie Seen Round the World: Jacquis takes us back to the 2014 Oscars selfie that briefly broke the internet. What made it feel so massive at the time, and why it now feels like a snapshot from a much simpler online era.CHAPTERS00:00 Effervescent greetings02:21 Pop culture time machine begins02:45 Meet Milli Vanilli04:30 The rise to fame06:15 The lip syncing revelation08:40 The fallout and public reaction11:05 The producer behind the scandal13:31 The 2014 Oscars selfie17:00 Why it felt so huge23:00 Goodnight & lights outFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and KP Parker swap grievances for gratitudes, from post-trip unpacking wins to the tiny delights of urban wildlife.What You'll HearFresh Start Energy: Josh and KP ease into the evening by talking about small life upgrades that feel oddly huge, like using an extra hour well or finally putting the suitcase away for real.Airing Gratitudes: Instead of the usual complaints, they share what’s been bringing them joy lately: being fully unpacked, seeing friends on the road, spotting lizards and bees nearby, and the deeply underrated peace of knowing where your stuff is.Nightly Life Hacks: A listener writes in with a winter coat tip related to a previous conversation KP and Josh had on the show.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro and greetings00:26 Tiny life upgrades03:00 With nostalgia comes clutter06:00 Airing gratitudes instead07:00 The joy of being fully unpacked09:29 Lizards, bees and the Raccoon Highway13:27 Joy of seeing friends while traveling18:37 Listener mail from Harry21:20 Goodnight and sign-offFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Bragg, Kristen Meinzer, and Sophia Wilson Pelton settle in for a Sunday Pub Chat about closets, cinema, and the quiet power of a good lo-fi loop.What You’ll Hear:The Great Closet Reckoning: A spring cleaning spiral turns surprisingly emotional as the group unpacks why it’s so hard to let go—and why it feels so good when you finally do.Movies That Surprise You: From Elvis in Vegas to a horror film that takes a sharp left turn, they share recent watches and the strange magic of seeing something unfold without expectations.Ambient Worlds & Cat Realities: Lo-fi soundscapes, nostalgic YouTube rabbit holes, and a gentle reminder that we are all, in fact, living in our cats’ universe.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings00:45 Closet clean outs & letting go05:20 Elvis in Vegas talk06:50 A very unexpected horror movie08:40 When the projector goes wrong12:00 Lo-fi ambience & nostalgia14:00 Cats, keyboards, and tiny dictators19:10 Goodnight & winding downFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Jacquis Neal welcome comedian and actress Niccole Thurman aboard for a hilarious conversation about feng shui, medical documentaries and the emotional risks of understanding animals too well.Bedroom Energy: Niccole shares her feng shui approach to sleep, from bed placement to keeping the bedroom screen-free. Would You Rather: The group tackles a deceptively deep question: would you rather speak every language or communicate with animals? That opens the door to chatty birds, rude cats, dog diplomacy, and the possibility that some pets are a lot more judgmental than they look.Goodnight, Future You: Niccole closes things out with a surprisingly lovely goodnight to her future self.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & love train boarding01:15 Niccole Thurman joins the slumber party05:22 Niccole’s feng shui sleep routine08:25 True crime, documentaries, and bedtime viewing11:06 Would You Rather begins11:28 Speak every language or talk to animals16:30 Dogs, barking, and pet communication19:03 Where to find more of Niccole20:00 Goodnight to Izzy and Niccole's future selfFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Kristen Meinzer unpack Love Is Blind's S10 reunion and all its messiest reveals.What You’ll HearThrift store treasures: The episode opens with a cozy detour into thrift store finds, from unexpected gems to the quiet thrill of spotting something perfect on the rack. Reunion report: Kristen catches Sophia up on the season 10 reunion, from slightly improved hosting to the cast members who still can’t quite give a straight answer. Reality TV fallout: They dig into the couples who surprised them, the callouts that felt overdue, and the updates that made the reunion feel far from settled. CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings02:08 The reality TV golden age03:12 Listener thoughts on Love Is Blind04:42 How to actually find the reunion05:42 Did the hosts finally get better?08:11 Alex gets questioned10:30 Chris gets called out11:18 The girls trip reveal13:50 Couples update from the reunion15:31 Devonta’s surprise news17:00 Vic and Christine stay winning18:42 Former cast in the audience20:01 Final reunion verdict21:00 What we’re watching next22:38 GoodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Jacquis Neal host a sleepy debate club with comedian Matt Young.What You’ll Hear:Nap Philosophy, Perfected: Matt shares his ideal nap window, why timing matters, and the risky magic of a late-afternoon reset.The Great Top Sheet Trial: Is the top sheet essential—or just extra work? Things get unexpectedly philosophical (and a little revealing).Pillow Talk, Literally: Decorative pillows go on trial, and the group weighs aesthetics versus pure, uninterrupted comfort.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & sleepy greetings01:00 Matt Young on naps and sleep habits06:25 Sleepy Debate Club begins07:30 The top sheet debate13:00 Pillow debate begins18:00 Verdict: how many pillows is correct20:20 Matt plugs & where to find him22:00 Sweet goodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker, Kristen Meinzer, and Jacquis Neal re-live the biggest moments from this year’s Oscars — from major wins to a few spirited disagreements.What You'll Hear: The Big Winners: One Battle After Another takes Best Picture, but the hosts have plenty to say about Sinners racking up awards, including Michael B. Jordan’s Best Actor win and a historic cinematography victory.Favorites, and a Few Surprises: From K-pop Demon Hunters making Oscar history to Conan O’Brien’s warm hosting style, the trio breaks down the moments that made the ceremony feel special.Snubs and Strong Opinions: Which films deserved a little more love? The hosts share their personal snubs, surprises, and the performances they’re still thinking about.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & Jacquis joins from SXSW00:30 Oscars highlights and big wins03:30 Historic firsts and standout moments11:30 Celebrity tributes and Conan’s hosting16:00 Snubs, surprises, and hot takes21:00 Listener goodnight from LyndsayFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen Meinzer and Josh Gondelman swap delightfully unhelpful business ideas with comedian Amber Wallin.My Turn to Intern: Josh pitches a world where grown-ups can shadow any job for a day.Toot Your Own Horn: Kristen dreams up a hype squad service called Toot for reunions, weddings, and any situation where your confidence could use a plus one. Amber is immediately ready to apply.Pie as Public Accountability: Amber proposes a gentler justice system for everyday offenders, with face pies instead of fines.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & sleepy greetings02:00 Amber Wallin’s accidental sleep tip04:14 Bad Business begins04:47 Josh pitches "My Turn to Intern"08:46 Excavators, buses, and fantasy jobs11:10 Kristen pitches "Toot"16:25 Amber pitches her pie in the face idea22:27 GoodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Kristen Meinzer imagine their dream figure skating songs, then try to remember the movie La La Land.What You'll Hear: Dream Olympic Skate: If you could choose any song for a figure skating routine, what would it be? Josh and Kristen spin through their picks—from roller-rink nostalgia to arena-rock drama—and celebrate the joy of a bold musical choice.Do You Remember: Tonight’s challenge: recalling the plot of La La Land from memory. With a little help from each other (and a few guesses), they piece together jazz dreams, Hollywood ambition, and one famously bittersweet ending.Bittersweet Movie Endings: Why do so few films let love stories end with tenderness instead of forever? Josh and Kristen reflect on the quiet power of endings that look a little more like real life.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & Olympic afterglow02:00 Dream figure skating song picks05:40 Do You Remember: La La Land10:00 Jazz dreams and Hollywood ambition18:50 A bittersweet movie ending22:20 Goodnight & sign-offFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Matt Bragg swap stage etiquette rules, roast terrible public joke attempts, and debate whether it's a crime to juggle with fire on a unicycle.What You’ll HearThe Great Comedy Shorts Debate: Josh and Matt tackle a surprisingly serious question: should comedians ever wear shorts on stage? When the Internet Tries to Be Funny: The UK’s weather service asked the public to help name storms—and the results are exactly what you’d expect. Josh and Matt review the pun-filled submissions, including Stormy McStormface, Bruce Springstorm, and several ideas that absolutely should never appear in a weather alert.The Unicycle Fire Juggler Crime: A man in Colorado was arrested after juggling fire while riding a unicycle through a pedestrian crossing. The real debate: was this a crime… or a delightful public service?CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & Sunday pub chat begins01:00 Freelance life vs having a schedule03:15 Fake spring in New York04:00 The comedian shorts-on-stage debate05:40 Dressing for the stage06:20 When the public tries to be funny08:10 Reviewing terrible storm name submissions10:50 Why governments avoid joke names12:35 The unicycle fire juggler arrest15:00 Should fun crimes be allowed17:05 Pub quiz trivia: Russia’s time zonesFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker, Sophia Wilson Pelton, and Jacquis Neal host a sleepy little trivia night in honor of Sleep Week.What You'll Hear:Sleep Week Trivia: Jacquis quizzes the group on REM sleep, snooze habits, and the surprisingly early alarm time most people set. Some answers are correct, some are wildly confident guesses—but the competitive spirit is very real.Strange Sleep Facts: From the meaning of “hurkle durkle” to which state wakes up the earliest, the trio uncovers odd and delightful corners of sleep culture.The Ultimate Alarm Debate: The game ends with a question about the most popular Hatch alarm sound—revealing a fan favorite that might already be waking you up.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & pop culture check-in03:00 Sleep Week trivia begins06:15 The earliest risers in the US10:00 What does “hurkle durkle” mean12:30 Natural sounds that help people sleep14:10 Peak snooze days revealed16:30 The most popular Hatch alarm sound18:30 Goodnights in the pillow fortFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Matt Bragg try to guess the plots of several Oscar-nominated movies they haven’t seen yet...before looking up the real answers.What You’ll HearFrom Heist Movie to Vampire Horror: Matt pictures Sinners as a stylish Ocean’s-style caper starring a charming crew of criminals. Sophia then reveals the real premise: twin brothers in 1930s Mississippi facing down bloodthirsty vampires.Cowboys, Conspiracies, and a Very Confident Guess: Sophia imagines a dusty Western showdown for One Battle After Another, complete with dueling cowboys and a troubled hero.A Love Story in the Flower Fields (That Absolutely Does Not Exist): Inspired by the name alone, Sophia invents an entire romantic drama about a Swiss gardener protecting her beloved Bugonia (well, Begonia) fields from a developer… only to discover the real film involves conspiracy theories and a suspected alien CEO.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & evening check-in01:40 The mysterious case of the too-small jeans05:05 The Oscar movie guessing game begins06:40 Guessing the plot of Sinners08:20 The real synopsis of Sinners revealed10:55 Guessing the plot of One Battle After Another14:25 The real synopsis of One Battle After Another revealed15:20 Guessing the plot of Bugonia17:20 The real synopsis of Bugonia revealed19:25 Goodnights & winding downFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Kristen Meinzer welcome Glambot director Cole Walliser for a behind-the-scenes look at award-season magic.What You'll Hear:Red Carpet Alchemy: Cole explains how the Glambot works, why some slow-motion moments become instant classics, and which stars truly know how to hit their mark.Sleep Like You’re Camping: Even during hectic award season, Cole is serious about sleep. He shares the surprising discovery that improved his sleep quality and the nighttime tweaks he now swears by.Game Night Goes Glam: A round of “Would You Rather” explores bad photo angles, perfect lighting everywhere, and whether fashion risks beat timeless style on the red carpet.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & welcome Cole Walliser02:00 How the Glambot became a red carpet staple04:00 Cole’s sleep routine and the magic of camping sleep07:10 Game Night begins: Would You Rather16:00 Where to follow Cole17:00 Goodnight to the award show crewsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker, Sophia Wilson Pelton, and Kristen Meinzer host another cozy round of Sleepy Debate Club in honor of Sleep Week.What You'll Hear:The Late Afternoon Nap Debate: Are naps after 5 PM a terrible idea or a secret weapon for late nights ahead? KP and Kristen argue both sides.Sides of the Bed Debate: Should you switch up the side of the bed you sleep on? The trio spar over human-sized mattress dents, nighttime disorientation, and whether a little bedtime risk can actually make you a more adaptable sleeper.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & trio greetings02:00 Sleepy Debate Club begins02:30 Are naps after 5 PM a mistake?09:20 Should you switch sides of the bed?13:50 Pillow preferences and sleep setups18:30 Listener Wen's goodnight messageFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jacquis Neal and Josh Gondelman dream up a few business ideas that probably shouldn’t exist—but are very fun to imagine.A Casino That Locks Your Phone: Josh pitches a retro-style gambling spot where your phone gets “bricked” at the door, forcing everyone to place bets the old-fashioned way—face to face, with snacks, friends, and just a hint of danger.The Bowling Lane That Fights Back: Jacquis proposes a bowling lane designed to sabotage anyone who’s too good at the game. Expect flashing lights, surprise obstacles, and a much happier group of friends.Bad Ideas, Great Company: Along the way, they talk freelance chaos, juggling skills, and why the worst business ideas sometimes sound the most appealing.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings01:20 Freelance life vs the 9-502:20 The art of juggling (and failing at juggling)03:10 Is juggling as impressive as open heart surgery?04:40 Pitching bad business ideas05:35 Josh’s idea: The Morter Casino08:05 The social benefits of gambling together10:10 The male loneliness crisis meets casinos12:20 Naming the casino14:20 Jacquis’s bowling business idea16:20 Introducing the handicap bowling lane21:40 GoodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman, KP Parker, and Sophia Wilson Pelton host their very own award show — honoring the biggest achievements in pop culture and sleep.What You'll Hear: The Hatchie Awards: With the Oscars around the corner, the crew creates their own ceremony to celebrate (and roast) the year in culture — from exhausted celebrities to trends that truly deserve to go to bed.Pajama Energy & Pop Culture Chaos: Who embodied peak sleepwear vibes? Nominees include Cynthia Erivo’s now-iconic “sex cardigan,” Justin Bieber’s Grammys boxers, and Leo’s robe-and-sunglasses dad energy.Midnight Internet Spirals: From JoJo Siwa relationship drama to aliens, WNBA discourse, and late-night sports highlight rabbit holes, the group reveals the topics that keep them scrolling long past bedtime.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & welcome to the Hatchie Awards01:00 The “Go to Bed” award nominees07:50 Pajama Energy award14:30 Should Have Been 45 Minutes Shorter17:00 Bedtime Spiral award22:00 Best Buddies Slumber Party award25:30 Dream Date couple award30:30 Acceptance-speech style goodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jacquis Neal and Matt Bragg share pop culture recommendations, sidebar about Gordon Ramsay, and take a nostalgic trip through retro video stores and museums with unexpected chair collections.What You’ll HearA Marvel Recommendation Worth Trying: Jacquis makes a case for Wonder Man, the new Marvel series that leans into actors, meta humor, and a surprisingly strong cast. Meeting Gordon Ramsay at Crafty: Jacquis recalls the day he crossed paths with the famously fiery chef on a studio lot—and discovered Ramsay is, in fact, a very nice guy (with strong opinions about Oreos).Chairs, DVDs, and Sweet Nostalgia: From a museum dedicated to chairs to a brand-new retro DVD rental shop, the hosts reflect on the oddly charming places—and simple rituals—we kind of miss.Listener Goodnight: A sweet send-off for a snoring pug reminds us that sometimes the best bedtime soundtrack is a sleepy pet nearby.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & rainy day check-in03:00 Recommending Wonder Man08:00 Gordon Ramsay Aside10:30 Local news discovery: the Wycombe chair collection14:30 Retro DVD rental shops18:30 Nostalgia for video stores and simpler nights20:00 Listener goodnightFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Matt Bragg try to solve life’s smallest inconveniences with a new round of Hack Me If You Can.What You’ll HearThe Multi-Drink Dilemma: Sophia wonders if there’s a better way to carry water, protein shakes, and whatever else the day requires without hauling multiple bottles. The Case of the Not-Quite-Dry Laundry: Matt recounts a well-intentioned chore that backfired when he folded laundry that was… still damp. Domestic Tradeoffs: The conversation winds through the everyday logistics of city living: laundromats vs. in-home machines, dishwashers vs. washing machines, and the surprisingly respectable role of a paper towel as a plate.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings03:05 Hack Me If You Can 03:40 The multi-drink bottle problem06:35 Running vests and water pouches09:55 The mystery of the damp laundry13:30 Dream inventions for drying clothes17:30 Dishwasher vs washing machine debate20:10 GoodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Sophia Wilson Pelton welcome back Deanna Ortiz for a cozy pop-culture slumber party.What You'll Hear:Crushes & Mutes: Deanna brings her signature segment to The Nightly, sharing what she’s loving lately — from Chicago’s first hints of spring to the quiet romance of a neighborhood coffee shop. Plus, the group debates the universal urge to mute cleaning your apartment… at least temporarily.Craft Corner: A conversation about cozy hobbies spins into crocheting, knitting attempts, and the surprisingly ambitious idea of making your own clothes from scratch — including one woman’s year-long quest to grow flax and weave a dress.Impulse Buys & Big Tattoos: The crew compares notes on TikTok shop purchases, vacuum theories, and the very real itch to book a tattoo appointment immediately. Sometimes the math of “cost per wear” is all the justification you need.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & Deanna joins the slumber party01:00 Bedtime routines, crocheting, and crafty hobbies06:00 Deanna’s crushes and mutes10:30 TikTok shop vacuums and “slow vacuum theory”13:30 Growing flax and making clothes from scratch17:20 Game of Thrones crushes18:45 The big tattoo itch21:00 Listener goodnight for Rob from The TraitorsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Kristen Meinzer dive into Bridgerton’s latest season and all its messy, romantic fallout.What You'll Hear:A Rake Meets His Match: Benedict Bridgerton’s Cinderella story flips the usual ballroom script, pairing a carefree playboy with a housemaid who refuses to swoon on cue. Can love really outrank lineage?Chemistry Check: From Kate and Anthony to Penelope and Colin, KP and Kristen revisit past couples—and debate who truly had sparks, who had tension, and who just had good lighting.Upstairs, Downstairs, and In Between: This season widens the lens with servant storylines, Francesca’s complicated marriage, and a very satisfying romantic turn for Violet Bridgerton.CHAPTERS01:12 Enter Bridgerton Nightgeist07:22 Ranking the chemistry09:13 Francesca’s frustrating marriage10:30 Violet’s second-chance love12:22 Books vs. TV adaptations15:45 Regency fashion fever19:05 Kristen’s Bridgerton Ball20:28 Did the season stick the landingFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Jacquis Neal air some low-stakes grievances with comedian Jenny Zigrino.Sudoku Struggles: One puzzle book, three difficulty levels, and absolutely no consistency. Sophia shares her love-hate relationship with Sudoku.I Should Know Everything By Now: Jenny confesses a very relatable frustration — wanting instant mastery of history, trivia, and, well… everything. Why Is Travel So Hard Here: From pricey short-haul flights to the high-speed rail we wish we had, Jacquis makes the case for better trains and transit in the US.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & sleepy vibes01:23 Welcome, Jenny Zigrino!02:57 Sleep masks and pillow strategy10:26 Airing our grievances begins10:51 The Sudoku dilemma14:56 Why don’t I know everything yet17:18 Travel in the U.S. rant22:13 Goodnight to the lovers and dreamersFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Kristen Meinzer welcome comedian Franchesca Ramsey into the pillow fort to swap bedtime routines, corporate grievances, and strong opinions about home decor.The Two-Minute Brush: Franchesca shares her quest to truly decompress at night — from CBD tea timing to finally committing to a full two-minute tooth brush sesh. Plus, KP discovers that folding laundry might be the accidental sleep hack she didn’t know she needed.Kiss, Marry, Kill: Corporate Speak & Texting Habits: “Let’s circle back,” “Put a pin in it,” and “Take this offline” face their fate. Then it’s: reply immediately, wait three hours, or never respond — and feelings get real about inboxes, nudges, and subject lines that actually do their job.Decorating Style Showdown: Cottagecore, mid-century modern, and modern farmhouse enter the arena. There are hot takes on brown couches, red leather recliners, industrial lighting, and whether brass can save a relationship.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & welcome00:48 Welcome Franchesca!01:00 CBD Tea wind down 01:49 The two-minute toothbrush revelation02:53 Folding laundry as decompression04:10 Corporate speak battle06:00 The problem with "take this offline"09:31 Texting habits showdown11:19 The lost art of the email subject line13:36 Decorating style debate begins18:39 Brown furniture and color wars20:34 The red recliner saga21:47 Goodnight to FlexFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jacquis Neal and Josh Gondelman build the ultimate slumber party guest list: 2025 Movie Edition with Sam Sanders.What You'll Hear:Sleep Hygiene, But Make It Heroic: Sam shares the bedtime rituals that work for him — eye masks, ice-cold rooms, and no phones allowed — while the trio imagines themselves as a public service sleep superhero squad.The Guest List Game: In honor of awards season, everyone drafts two recent movie characters to invite to their dreamy hang. Expect chaotic vampires, jazz club scatting, bone temple dancing, and at least one extremely resourceful island survivor.Comedy Chops: From SZA’s stoner-with-a-heart-of-gold to Pamela Anderson’s joke-machine performance, they celebrate the movies that brought big laughs and debate what truly makes someone elite slumber party material.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & heroic sleep squad02:39 Sam’s sleep routine secrets05:06 The Guest List game begins18:25 Where to find The Sam Sanders Show21:25 Goodnight to the LA fireworksFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Matt Bragg welcome actor Luke Millington-Drake for a delightfully unhinged pub chat on rage bait, Olympic drama, and the correct way to eat pizza (according to Luke).Word of the Year: Oxford crowned “rage bait,” and the group dives into what it actually means — from questionable hotel coffee hacks to divisive pizza eating methods.Crotch-gate at the Winter Olympics: A scandal involving ski suits, aerodynamics, and a “sail-like feature” has everyone asking how far is too far in pursuit of gold.Cats, Costumes, and Claudia Winkleman: From figure skating fashion to The Traitors, human names for pets, and why Tiffany is secretly medieval, this chat zigzags in the best possible way.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & sleep routines07:00 Word(s?) of the Year: Rage bait11:45 Winter Olympics Crotch-gate Explained14:05 Figure skating fashion16:20 The Traitors UK vs US17:05 Claudia Winkleman, the cat18:50 The medieval name Tiffany21:20 Special goodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jacquis Neal and Sophia Wilson Pelton invite Enneagram expert Abbey Howe into the pillow fort to decode personality types and bedtime habits.What You'll Hear:Nine Types, One You: Abbey breaks down the Enneagram’s nine personality types—from the ambitious Striver to the loyal, anxiety-prone Loyalist—and explains why this system focuses on your core motivations, not just your behavior.Three Meets Six: After taking the quiz, Jacquis and Sophia compare notes on being equal parts achiever and overthinker. Abbey walks them through core fears, desires, and the surprisingly tender “soul message” each type needs to hear.Sleep, According to Your Type: Junk journaling for busy brains. Cozy fantasy novels for anxious minds. Abbey shares gentle, type-specific ways to unplug, unwind, and maybe even treat rest like an accomplishment.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & welcome00:01:00 Meet Enneagram expert Abbey Howe00:02:54 Junk journaling for better sleep00:06:24 Why the Enneagram matters00:08:00 The nine Enneagram types explained00:14:00 Jacquis and Sophia share their results00:16:00 Core fears, desires, and soul messages00:21:30 Sleep tips for Threes and SixesFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Matt Bragg revisit the "anti-grombolio" controversy from a previous episode and open up the listener mailbag.The Word Heard Round The Nightly: After comedian Jo Firestone introduced the possibly-made-up term “anti-grombolio” on a recent episode, listeners wrote in with their reviews.Micro Grombolio, 1 Star: A dramatic restaurant review sent in by a listener raises big questions about greetings, appetizers, and what qualifies as “small food.”So… What Do You Actually Do?: Inspired by a sweet note from Listener Gigi, Josh and Matt share more about their lives outside Hatch: stand-up tours, TV writing rooms, arena shows, and YouTube specials included.Bucket List Items: Josh and Matt each share a top-tier dream, from visiting all seven continents to scuba diving through shipwrecks and headlining a massive arena.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & check-ins00:40 Motorbike between London gigs02:20 Revisiting "anti-grombolio"04:35 Listener review from “Annie Grombolio”05:45 What makes good coffee table books08:00 Maggie makes an appearance08:50 Micro Grombolio restaurant review10:00 Small food and the missing hello11:20 Matt's Undercover Boss fantasy12:00 Listener Gigi’s message 12:45 Josh’s comedy and TV writing career14:00 Matt’s touring life & arena dream17:20 Snooze Pack: Bucket list edition17:50 Visiting all seven continents20:50 Arena shows & scuba diving shipwrecks23:30 GoodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and KP Parker attempt to solve some very real winter inconveniences before bed.Hack Me If You Can: Puffers, scarves, hats, gloves — and one very small stool. They workshop purse hooks, suction cups, and the sacred “coat chair” as they search for a dignified place to stash winter layers.Too Loud, Too Dark: A loving plea for brighter bars, supportive seating, and an end to the reign of the backless stool. Comfort is not too much to ask.Hard Water, Soft Hair: KP’s shower has turned on her. There's blasting pressure, mineral overload, and mysteriously flattened waves. Enter: Brita experiments, steam tactics, and one surprisingly practical faucet hack.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & family catch-up02:00 Small town changes & speakeasy debate04:40 Hack Me If You Can05:20 The winter coat dilemma08:00 Booths vs. stools10:00 Dark bars & accidental date vibes14:30 Hard water hair spiral19:00 The Brita experiment23:40 Goodnight to Aloe the cat!For the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Jacquis Neal get cozy with tales of heat wars, rock legends, and R&B royalty. Hot Takes & Cold Rooms: From thermostat battles to frosty bathrooms, the hosts explore the perils of temperature compatibility. Layla & The Love Triangle: They hop in the pop culture time machine to revisit the drama between Eric Clapton, George Harrison, and the woman who inspired it all. The Babyface Effect: KP and Jacquis pay homage to the songwriting genius behind some of the smoothest hits in music history. CHAPTERS 00:00 Intro & greetings 01:20 The great heat debate 05:35 Pop culture time machine: Clapton, Harrison & Patty Boyd 13:14 Babyface and the art of the love song 17:00 Tiny Desks and timeless jamsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Jacquis Neal attempt to retell A Star Is Born (2018) from memory—no notes, no fact-checking, just vibes.What You'll Hear:Do You Remember?: Josh walks us through Bradley Cooper’s country crooner era, Lady Gaga’s meteoric rise, and the slow unraveling in between. There are Grammys, billboards, and at least one moment that makes you want to hide behind the couch.Pillow Fort Problems: Before the heartbreak, the insults get oddly specific. May your pillow always be warm. May a bald eagle with insomnia perch outside your window. Sweet dreams.Festival Feelings: A love letter to San Francisco, its aggressively vertical streets, and the kind of comedy festival that feels like a reunion. Plus, a pitch for the coziest live show imaginable.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & pillow fort check-in00:40 Sleep-based insults escalate01:41 San Francisco plans & city vibes03:15 Smushing the hills & festival memories05:12 The dream of a live sleep show06:11 Do You Remember begins09:00 Falling in love & Shallow takes off13:02 Pop pivot, Grammys, and the unravelingFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophia Wilson Pelton and KP Parker welcome two-time Survivor player and author Stephen Fishbach to talk sleep on the island, strategic storytelling, and the practice of painting miniatures.Sleep Hygiene, But Make It Warhammer: Stephen shares his surprisingly soothing bedtime routine involving painting Warhammer miniatures.Bamboo vs. Hammock: What does sleep look like on Survivor? Think uneven bamboo poles, monsoon rains, and if you’re lucky: a fishing net hammock under the stars.Reality TV Is a Storytelling Machine: Stephen opens up about his novel Escape, the real-life bonds between contestants and producers, and why Survivor fans might just be the most strategic community around.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & Survivor superfan confessions01:00 Stephen’s Hatch sleep system02:14 Painting miniatures before bed05:47 Secret Survivor fans everywhere06:35 Inside the novel Escape10:00 Sleeping on bamboo in Cambodia11:00 The hammock upgrade13:33 What no sleep does to your brain16:18 Survivor Season 50 predictions21:08 Real-life Survivor games24:00 A very sweet goodnightFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Bragg and Kristen Meinzer unpack bedtime routines, cold plunges, and existential journaling with comedian Chloe Radcliffe.Wedding Season, Castle Edition: Chloe joins from just-barely-London to talk British barn weddings, castle ceremonies, and why nothing says romance like a potential hay fever attack.Bedtime, but Make It eBay: From hyper-waterproof mascara to late-night searches for vintage newspaper covers (and used bras), Chloe shares the surprisingly specific way she winds down.Journals, Whiskey Barrels, and the Noise in Our Heads: The trio swap notes on polar plunges, algae-scented cold tubs, Minnesota accents, and the fine line between getting your worries out on paper and spiraling into them.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & sleepy energy01:20 UK weddings and barn debates04:25 Minnesota connection revealed!05:00 Polar plunges and whiskey barrels07:05 Chloe’s new mascara routine08:30 Late-night eBay wind-down10:25 Journaling the existential stuff16:20 Grandma hacks and open windows17:30 Winding down For the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Jacquis Neal swap Usher eras, childhood memories, and the small joys that help beat the winter blues.What You'll Hear:Cheating Songs & Core Memories: A debate over favorite Usher eras turns into a surprisingly tender story about parental wisdom, first heartbreak, and the lyrics that stick with us for life.Comfort TV for Anxious Minds: From The Looney Tunes Show to High Maintenance, they explore why rewatching old favorites can feel like wrapping up in the coziest blanket you own.Play Is Not Just for Kids: Snow days, dress-up nights, Nickelodeon-themed birthday parties, and solo theme park adventures—an ode to staying curious, silly, and gloriously childlike at any age.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & lovers and friends00:53 Favorite Usher eras03:47 Winter gratitudes04:30 Nostalgic TV as comfort08:41 Playing with friends at any age10:14 Nickelodeon birthday dreams12:30 Cringe Con and costume parties13:23 In defense of Disney adultsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen Meinzer and Sophia Wilson Pelton unpack the America’s Next Top Model documentary with Oscar Montoya.What You'll Hear:Scroll For You: A Netflix deep dive into America’s Next Top Model has everyone revisiting the “toxic two thousands.” Oscar shares what it was like to rewatch every cycle during quarantine—and why it hits very differently now.Tyra Being Tyra: From performative activism to hot “Smize Cream” and ModelLand theme parks, the trio explores Tyra Banks as performance artist, business mogul, and eternal enigma.Bedside Tables & Bookshelves: Oscar talks Star Wars “legends,” Sophia defends an art thief with excellent taste, and Kristen considers finally reading The Babysitters Club.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & cozy hellos01:00 Bedtime reading routines06:20 Scroll For You begins07:00 America’s Next Top Model documentary13:20 Smize Cream and ModelLand18:30 Oscar’s projects & plugs19:20 Goodnight to ElenaFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Matt Bragg welcome comedian and curler John Cullen for a crash course in pro curling.The Olympic Storylines to Watch: John breaks down the biggest narratives of the Winter Games — from Rachel Homan’s high-stakes redemption arc to an incredibly stacked men’s field.Broomgate and the Power of the Sweep: Yes, there was a curling scandal. Yes, it involved high-performance broom fabric. And yes, sweeping might matter more than you think.From Hockey Dad to Curling Commentator: John shares how he fell in love with the sport at age 12, why curling careers can stretch into your 40s, and what truly separates good from great on the ice.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro w/ John Cullen02:00 The biggest Olympic curling storylines06:30 The Olympics changed curling09:30 How John found curling12:50 What separates the good from the great18:00 Throwing vs. sweeping22:30 Broomgate explained24:00 GoodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Matt Bragg revisit Titanic (1997) and try to remember what it was all about. Two VHS Tape Glory Days: Remember when movies were so long they came with an intermission in your living room? KP and Matt rewind to the poker game, the dinner jacket miracle, and that unforgettable trip to third class.Icebergs, Diamonds, and Door Physics: From Cal’s dramatic villain era to the great buoyancy debate, they untangle what really happened on that floating piece of wood — and why we’re still talking about it.Vacation Crush or Lifelong Love?: A three-day romance, a very expensive necklace, and one elderly woman with impeccable dramatic timing. Was it fate, obsession, or just really strong chemistry at sea?CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & catching up00:42 Do You Remember Titanic?03:00 Back to the beginning with Rose04:39 Jack wins the ticket07:32 The almost jump08:18 Dinner in first class09:59 Third class dance party12:00 The iceberg hits15:41 Chaos and lifeboats16:49 The door debate18:00 The Heart of the Ocean19:25 Goodnight message from HusseinFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman welcomes returning guests Joe Simons and Jeremiah Coughlin, hosts of and Hatch's Sleepytime Sports, to revel in the Winter Olympics in Milan.What You’ll HearHockey Before Sunrise: With NHL stars back on the ice and the U.S. women dominating, Jeremiah is setting 3AM alarms to not miss out on the action.Photo Finishes & Judge Drama: A rare double-gold speed skating tie sparks awe, while figure skating controversy reminds us that sometimes Olympic glory comes down to decimals — and the humans holding the scorecards.Kiss, Marry, Kill: Skis, snowboards, and luge sleds face off in a very serious debate about loyalty, fear, and tailbone trauma. Commitments are made. Retribution is taken.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro01:00 Winter Olympics check-in03:00 Hockey hype and 3AM alarms05:40 NHL players return07:10 Cross country shock08:30 Drones change the game10:45 Two person luge intimacy12:30 Photo finish and double gold14:20 Judge grudges and scoring drama16:30 Kiss Marry Kill: Winter Olympics edition19:00 Which sport could we survive?21:30 Eighty miles an hour is really fast23:00 Goodnights to our Olympic favesFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Jacquis Neal dream up iconic pop-culture Lego sets with a call-in listener Kelsey. What You’ll HearReality TV in Bricks: From The Flavor of Love’s most chaotic showdown to a Jersey Shore boardwalk build, the crew imagines which unforgettable TV moments deserve to be frozen in tiny plastic form.Sports, Oscars, and Drama: A legendary alley-oop, a certain awards show incident, and dramatic on-screen rescues all get reimagined as detailed, display-worthy Lego scenes.Adult Money, Tiny Joy: Kelsey from Orange County shares her love of floral sets and seasonal swaps, sparking a cozy conversation about how Legos grew up with us.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings02:15 Is Attila the Hun pop-culture?05:40 The Nightly hotline opens07:10 Kelsey’s Lego collection09:45 Famous sports moments in Lego12:30 Reality TV chaos in brick form16:45 The Oscars and iconic stages20:30 TV locations as Lego sets24:50 How Lego became art for adults28:30 Pajama sets and sister sleepovers30:00 Goodnights and wind downFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker, Josh Gondelman, and Matt Bragg talk clutter, keepsakes, and cozy video games. What You’ll HearWhen self-improvement backfires: Early gym mornings, failed good intentions, and why trying to do the “right” thing can sometimes send the whole day off the rails.Sentimental logic, explained: From ticket stubs and old T-shirts to mystery boxes of memories, the group explores why objects carry so much emotional weight.Decluttering tips: Gentle, realistic strategies for clearing space—without feeling like you’re throwing away pieces of your life.CHAPTERS00:00 Introductions & gym honesty01:30 When good habits fall apart03:30 Ideal days off05:15 Cozy games & organizing fantasies08:00 Decluttering advice from strangers10:15 Keepsake boxes & memory objects14:40 The sentimental T-shirt problem18:10 One-thing-a-day decluttering20:30 A very specific goodnightFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen Meinzer, Matt Bragg, and Sophia Wilson Pelton host a slumber party brainstorming session full of half-baked ideas and very strong opinions.What You’ll HearCold weather confessions: Snow, soggy shoes, and the surprising power of eyebrows on a snowman.Inventions nobody asked for: Detachable belt loops, anti-takeout punishment systems, and business plans designed to make your life worse.Movie theater justice: A bold proposal to finally stop phone use in theaters, with shaking seats, mist, and optional trap doors.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & snowy hellos02:30 Snowmen, shoes, and eyebrow theory05:19 Half-baked ideas begin06:00 Detachable belt loops save the world11:00 Punishment based food delivery14:45 Fixing movie theaters forever21:32 Goodnights & lights outFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jacquis Neal, Josh Gondelman, and KP Parker evaluate dating stories and debate what really counts as a red flag.What You’ll HearIt Happened One Night: Real internet dating stories get the full Nightly treatment, from thrift store first dates to surprise confessions that absolutely change the vibe.Red, Beige or Green: Fast driving, unexpected gifts, and lawnmowers in trunks — the crew weighs what’s thoughtful, what’s alarming, and what’s just not a match.Goodnights & Wind Down: The night ends softly, with sleepy ASMR-style goodnights to help you let go of bad dates and drift off easy.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings01:00 In-laws, routines, and family dynamics04:09 It Happened One Night begins07:26 The fast driver reveal10:33 The lawnmower date15:17 When concern feels parental19:33 Final verdicts on red flags20:00 ASMR goodnights and sleep soundsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophia Wilson Pelton hosts a cozy game night with drag icons Derrick Barry and Mackenzie Claude, aka Nebraska.What You’ll HearBedtime Routines, Drag Edition: From post-show showers to living room beds, Derrick and Nebraska share how they actually wind down after late nights and early brunches.Would You Rather, Lip Sync Rules: Heels versus trains, perfect hair versus perfect outfits, and the songs you love but barely know — drag hypotheticals get delightfully specific.Cats, Costumes, and Counting Turtles: A sleepy-signoff filled with pets, performance life, and the kind of goodnight that slowly turns the lights off.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & sleepy hellos01:15 Bedtime routines after performing03:45 Sound vs silence for sleep05:30 Cats, costumes, and cozy chaos06:05 Would You Rather drag edition begins10:30 Late night shows vs drag brunch13:35 Iconic Britney looks, forever15:00 Dream impressions and snatch game talk16:40 What they’re working on next17:30 A very gentle goodnightFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophia Wilson Pelton and KP Parker scan the pop culture landscape, from the Super Bowl stage to the Olympic ice rinks.What You’ll HearCold Weather Check-In: KP braves New York winter with a new scarf, Sophia mourns a beloved lost hat, and they reflect on the strange emotional math of modern shopping.The Nightgeist: A Super Bowl halftime performance packed with cameos, Olympic sports that defy explanation, and the sudden realization that luge is absolutely terrifying.Fantasy Casting Corner: Dream casting the next season of The Traitors, from Housewives and YouTubers to scientists, drag queens, and anyone with a little religious trauma.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & winter survival02:55 Losing hats and life’s little taxes03:30 The Nightgeist begins03:35 Super Bowl halftime highlights05:45 Olympic chaos and luge fear09:30 Figure skating, backflips, and the Quad God14:00 The Traitors check-in16:40 Fantasy casting the next season25:30 Goodnights & lights outFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen Meinzer and Jacquis Neal host a cozy slumber party debate night with guest Grace Helbig.What You’ll HearSleep Setup Confessions: Cooling pillows, white noise machines, blackout curtains, and the slow realization that building a sleep system is a form of self-care.Sleepy Debate Club: Is it acceptable to sleep with socks on — or to watch ahead on a shared TV show? Grace Helbig presides as judge, weighing vibes against science.A Gentle Goodnight: Grace shares a sweet send-off for anyone trying to stay soft, silly, and well-rested in a noisy world.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & pillow fort welcome01:00 Grace Helbig joins the slumber party01:40 Sleep routines & cooling pillow revelations05:00 White noise, body pillows & blackout curtains07:30 Sleepy Debate Club begins08:00 Is sleeping with socks acceptable13:30 Verdict on socks in bed14:30 Is it okay to watch a show without your partner20:15 Final ruling & shared victories22:00 Grace Helbig plugs & goodnight shout-outFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Sophia Wilson Pelton tumble down a Survivor rabbit hole, from prize money myths to peanut butter candy controversies.What You’ll HearA Million Dollar Question: How Survivor’s prize money works, why it hasn’t changed in decades, and how contestants talk about needing the cash versus giving it away.Rules, Loopholes, and Fun Facts: From age limits and dual citizenship twists to the strange realities of international game show prizes.Island Life Realities: Why candy can be the worst reward, spa days can wait, and some contestants somehow get hotter while starving.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & pop culture check-in04:23 Enter the Survivor rabbit hole06:38 The million dollar prize debate08:13 The Sia award and surprise cash09:38 Why UK shows don’t give money12:18 Money stories that win or lose votes14:16 Age limits and teen Survivors16:52 Getting hot on the island18:00 Food rewards that cause chaosFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Matt Bragg welcome comedian Jo Firestone for bedtime tangents, missed audiobooks, and a truly puzzling new word.What You’ll HearFalling Asleep Mid-Plot: Jo shares her audiobook routine, including the joys of missing huge chunks of a very juicy mystery and simply accepting she may never know who did it.The Anti-Grombolio Theory: A deep, gentle spiral into whether garlic, ovens, hair, and noses might all be self-cleaning—and what to call that, exactly.Curling Trivia at Bedtime: A surprisingly demoralizing pub quiz about curling, complete with wild guesses, wrong answers, and one very wholesome tradition.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & welcome00:42 Joe Firestone’s sleep routine02:10 Falling asleep to audiobooks03:29 Hatch Classics revelation04:48 Garlic presses & self-cleaning foods07:14 The birth of anti-grombolio09:20 A very niche Connections category14:00 Curling trivia begins19:59 Broom stacking explained20:22 Joe’s audiobook plug & goodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Kristen Meinzer settle into another round of The Nightly Book Club, swapping reading confessions, literary gripes, and a few heartfelt recommendations.What You’ll HearWhen a book just isn’t hitting: KP wrestles with a highly awarded sci-fi novel that refuses to click, and the two debate when it’s okay to walk away.A loving look at Mama Cass: Kristen shares a warm, thoughtful memoir written by Cass Elliot’s daughter—and why it’s best paired with a little Mamas and the Papas.What’s next on the nightstand: From Wuthering Heights deadlines to Zillow-core fiction, they peek at the books waiting patiently in the wings.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & cozy greetings01:30 The joy of finishing a to-do list03:20 Nightly Book Club begins04:45 KP’s sci-fi struggle with Ancillary Justice08:00 When it’s okay to quit a book12:50 Kristen recommends My Mama Cass17:00 Reading daughters writing about famous parents18:30 Upcoming reads and bookish anticipation22:30 Goodnights & sleepy send-offFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Josh Gondelman host a cozy game night w/ Emmy Blotnick, sorting dating stories into red, green, and deeply confusing beige flags.What You’ll HearA Slumber Party Check-In: Emmy joins the pillow fort to talk brown noise, pillow head sandwiches, and the strange comfort of a dog’s snore.The Dating Flag Test: A first date featuring pocket candy, a daytime telescope, and surprise garlic salt gets carefully examined for warning signs.Finding Your Person: When does quirky turn charming, and when is someone simply not for you?CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings01:40 Brown noise vs white noise04:35 Pillow head sandwiches explained07:25 Game night begins: red, green, or beige flags08:50 The Reddit date story13:15 Pizza, milk requests, and garlic salt18:40 Final verdicts on the date21:30 Emmy Blotnick plug & goodnight23:30 A very sweet dog snore goodbyeFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen Meinzer welcomes Joe Simons and Jeremiah Coughlan, hosts of Hatch’s Sleepytime Sports, to chat about the upcoming Winter Olympics.What You’ll HearOlympics, Every Two Years: Kristen shares her deep love of opening ceremonies and the sudden joy of caring deeply about sports you only watch once a quadrennial.The Snooze Pack Draft: The trio builds their ideal lineup of Winter Olympic events and athletes, from hockey showdowns and ski mountaineering to legendary broadcasters and comeback stories.Ageless Athletes & Iconic Skaters: From 44-year-old snowboarders to gravity-defying figure skaters, they celebrate the competitors redefining what Olympic greatness looks like.Should Regular People Compete First?: A gentle debate on whether one average human should attempt each sport so we can truly appreciate how impossible it all is.CHAPTERS00:00 Welcome to the pillow fort & Olympic love01:30 Why the Olympics hit different02:40 Falling hard for niche sports03:10 Biathlon explained (sort of)04:50 Introducing Snooze Pack: Olympic edition05:30 Hockey rivalries & Olympic drama07:20 Ski mountaineering & skeleton relays09:20 The 44-year-old snowboarder to root for11:00 Johnny Weir, Tara Lipinski & their fabulous commentary13:40 Kristen’s figure skating heroes16:40 Comebacks, balance & living a full life18:30 Why we love Olympic human-interest stories19:40 Should a regular person try first?23:00 Goodnights to pets everywhereFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen Meinzer and Jacquis Neal trade cozy pop culture notes, from heartfelt tributes to a very long Grammy night.What You’ll HearGiving flowers where they’re due: Jacquis reflects on Catherine O’Hara’s career and the joy of revisiting the performances that shaped so many of us.Grammy night highlights and hiccups: Kristen breaks down the moments lighting up her feed, from red carpet fashion to performances that soared and segments that dragged.Listener mail and a movie night pick: A thoughtful note about the in memoriam sparks a bigger conversation, plus a fun, escapist film recommendation to end the night.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & pillow-fort greetings01:00 The Nightgeist begins01:30 Remembering Catherine O’Hara04:20 Grammys memes fashion and moments06:50 Kendrick Lamar, Cher, and standout performances13:20 Listener mail on the in memoriam18:25 Movie recommendation Send Help20:30 Goodnights and winding downFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Josh Gondelman welcome therapist Morgan Starr-Riestis for a calming, practical conversation about winding down, rewiring your brain, and getting ready for a good night's sleep.What You’ll HearBedtime Routines, Reimagined: Morgan shares her nightly practice, including recording affirmations in her own voice to gently guide her mind toward rest.Roman Empires, Explained: From dogs who attack TV commercials to the brain’s reticular activating system, the trio swaps obsessions—and explores how perception shapes reality.Nervous System Rest: Morgan breaks down what nervous system regulation actually is, why it matters, and how dysregulation quietly makes everything harder.Example Exercises: Morgan shares two short, soothing exercises that listeners can use anytime they need to calm their bodies and minds.CHAPTERS00:00 Welcome & introducing guest Morgan Starr-Riestis01:00 Morgan’s bedtime affirmations practice02:20 Claiming big goals before sleep03:40 Book talk & comfort reading06:10 Roman Empires: TV-watching pets09:50 Living with cows (and their opinions)10:20 The brain’s “algorithm” explained12:00 Finding evidence for possibility16:20 What nervous system regulation really means18:00 Preparing the body for rest18:50 Guided breathing: the physiological sigh20:00 Butterfly taps & bilateral stimulation23:10 A special goodnightFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jacquis Neal and Josh Gondelman take a ride on the pop culture time machine.What You’ll HearNorthern Lights, Unexpectedly: A cozy opener about early darkness, jaw-dropping skies, and the rare moments when nature truly shows off.The Day U2 Moved In: A gentle rewind to 2014, when a free album appeared on millions of phones—and somehow sparked real outrage.Lose Yourself Forever: Remembering 8 Mile, Eminem’s unlikely acting turn, and what it feels like when art becomes a way out.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings01:00 Northern Lights and nighttime awe03:45 Nature moments that live up to the hype08:45 Pop culture time machine begins09:15 The U2 iPhone album controversy15:55 Surprise albums and changing music eras16:15 8 Mile and Eminem’s moment23:15 Closing reflectionsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen Meinzer and Matt Bragg settle in for their weekly pub chat, complete with cozy TV recommendations, British tabloid intrigue, and a pub quiz that proves harder than it sounds.What You’ll HearHygge Season: Kristen leans fully into winter coziness, from blankets and candles to catching up on buzzy TV like Heated Rivalry.Beckham Family Tea: The hosts unpack Brooklyn Beckham’s Instagram oversharing and the strange intimacy of family drama playing out online.Local News, Extremely Local: Matt introduces Bath’s asparagus fortune teller, Jemima Packington, who is known as the "Asparamancer." She predicts the future by throwing spears.Pub Quiz Pressure: Kristen takes on Matt’s real-life pub quiz questions, tackling national animals, fashion history, pop stars, and band-name trivia.CHAPTERS00:00 Weekly pub chat begins01:10 Cozy winter routines & buzzy TV02:20 Heated Rivalry and Olympic timing04:30 Brooklyn Beckham’s Instagram spill07:15 News from Bath: the asparagus fortune teller09:00 Predictions, politics & swing music11:00 Pub quiz challenge begins19:40 Goodnights and future vegetable visionsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Sophia Wilson Pelton catch up on viral pop culture stories that everyone’s talking about—but no one seems to be fully explaining.What You’ll HearAn underdog football moment: Josh breaks down Indiana University’s surprising national championship win and why it feels different from the usual college sports story.The Beckham family feud, decoded: From wedding dresses to awkward dances, Josh walks Sophia through the internet’s favorite celebrity family drama.The glam bot backlash: A Golden Globes moment spirals into a bigger conversation about celebrity, pricing, and what happens when a behind-the-scenes guy becomes the story.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & sleepy check-in02:20 Life updates and being socially overwhelmed03:15 Indiana University’s championship win06:50 Scroll 4 U begins07:40 Beckham family drama explained15:30 Picking sides in a celebrity feud16:45 The glam bot controversy22:30 Final thoughts & goodnightFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Sophia Wilson Pelton welcome the hilarious Josh Eckert for a slumber party game night full of 2016 throwbacks and skincare confessions.What You’ll HearBedtime Routines, Real Talk: Josh shares his nighttime habits, from magnesium drinks to a lifelong commitment to resisting bedtime.Skincare, Explained: From dermatologist prescriptions to the mystery of snail mucin, the trio unpacks what actually works—and what just sounds scary.Snooze or Choose: 2016 Edition: Snapchat filters, Pokémon Go, Fleabag, Hamilton, man buns, and aviator sunglasses all face the ultimate bedtime verdict.CHAPTERS00:00 Cozy hellos & meeting Josh Eckert01:30 Morning people vs. night owls02:40 Bedtime routines & resisting sleep04:30 Skincare help from a partner05:45 Dermatologists, prescriptions & snail mucin06:40 Snooze or Choose begins: 2016 trends07:10 Snapchat filters & face-smoothing fear09:00 Pokémon Go devotion (still going strong)11:00 Favorite Pokémon picks12:15 21 Pilots apathy corner14:00 Fleabag explained and endorsed15:10 Hamilton: choose, snooze, or pass17:00 Aviator sunglasses verdict18:20 The rise and fall of the man bun20:40 What Josh misses (and doesn’t) about 201622:00 A very sweet goodnightFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Josh Gondelman play a rapid-fire round of Snooze or Choose: Sleep Trend Edition, sorting through celebrity rituals, and bedtime habits that range from soothing to slightly alarming.What You’ll HearWatching Without Homework: KP and Josh talk about taking their time with buzzy shows like Heated Rivalry—and why TV should never feel like an assignment.Sleep Trends, Evaluated: Earplugs, blackout masks, mouth tape, and more get a calm but honest verdict from two people who take rest seriously.Celebrity Sleep Lore: From Mariah Carey’s extreme hibernation habits to Eminem’s aluminum-foil blackout method, the hosts react to famous bedtime routines.Burn It or Let It Go: A thoughtful (and funny) conversation about fire-burning rituals, spirituality, and when wellness trends cross into “too much effort.”CHAPTERS00:00 Cozy hellos & savoring TV slowly01:40 Romance stories and cultural respect04:10 Snooze or Choose begins: sleep trends edition06:00 Earplugs, earbuds & side-sleeper math08:00 Blackout masks and total darkness10:30 Mouth tape debate12:40 Mariah Carey's humidifier method15:55 Eminem’s aluminum foil blackout18:30 Fire-burning rituals and bedtime spirituality21:10 Goop discourse & final verdictsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen Meinzer and Matt Bragg dig into Hollywood’s most misunderstood season: “dump month.”Dump Month, Defined: January is when studios release their so-called “worst” films—but Kristen argues it’s secretly one of the best times for movie lovers.Unexpected Gems: From Paddington 2 to Taken to Get Out, the duo celebrates the art of the underdog release.Cult Classics & Comfort Flicks: Why bad movies can be the perfect post-holiday comfort watch—and how “dump month” might just be a moviegoer’s hidden treasure.CHAPTERS00:00 Greetings & goodnights06:30 What is “dump month”?08:50 Paddington goes to prison11:30 Taken and the art of vengeance13:30 M3GAN, misunderstood icon16:00 Get Out and Oscar surprises18:00 Snatch and cult movie love20:40 A toast to the joy of “bad” moviesFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen Meinzer and Josh Gondelman compare notes on the sweetest kind of reading challenge—and the pettiest kind of gym injustice.What You’ll HearFifty States of Fiction: Kristen shares her ambitious plan to read one book from every U.S. state (and her early picks might inspire your own reading list).The Kindest Comedy: Josh reflects on working with the Taskmaster team and what makes truly generous humor.Grievance Hour: Kristen vents about a pool that’s strictly for kids, and Josh offers the world’s calmest pep talk—plus a splashy new business idea.CHAPTERS00:00 Welcome back, Josh!02:00 Taskmaster tales and kind comedy05:00 Kristen’s 50 States book project09:00 Mississippi, Maine, and New York literature13:00 Kristen’s gym grievance18:00 Josh’s accidental 13-year gym membership22:00 The Splash Pass solution23:00 Goodnights and sweet dreamsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Jacquis Neal kick off It Happened One Night, a brand-new segment where they read the internet’s strangest dating stories — and decide if each one’s a red, green, or beige flag.What You’ll Hear:Piercings & Pillow Talk: KP shares her second-earring saga and the surprising hazards of side sleeping.The Massage Date Debacle: The duo breaks down a bold first date that starts with a full-body massage and ends with instant intimacy. Flowers Gone Wrong: A bouquet, a bar, and a case study in how chivalry accidentally became cringe.The Nature Realm Meet-Cute: A story that starts with a random text and ends trench digging and true love.CHAPTERS00:00 Sleepy hellos & side-sleeper woes02:30 KP’s piercing comeback & Jacquis’ tragus lore04:30 Introducing It Happened One Night05:20 The massage date disaster08:40 Public introductions & bad optics11:00 The bouquet backlash debate14:00 Chivalry vs. cringe15:40 The Nature Realm story begins18:00 The rollercoaster of red to green20:00 Beige flags for the rest of usFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Bragg and Sophia Wilson Pelton dive headfirst into one of history’s strangest battles: humans versus emus.What You’ll Hear:Flightless but Fearless: Matt recounts the unbelievable true story of the Great Emu War of 1932, where Australia’s finest faced off against a flock of fast, feathery foes.Oil, Ego, and Emus: Sophia reveals her mother’s mysterious emu oil skincare secret, while both hosts debate which side they’d take in the battle.Lessons from the Outback: Between laughter and disbelief, Matt and Sophia unpack how the emus outsmarted the army—and what it says about nature’s quiet confidence.CHAPTERS00:00 Cozy hellos & hibernation chat03:00 The Great Emu War begins07:00 Emu oil & unexpected beauty tips10:00 Humans vs. emus: who really won?18:00 Lessons learned (and loyalties revealed)For the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen Meinzer and Sophia Wilson Pelton revisit one of history’s stickiest disasters — the Great Molasses Flood of 1919.What You’ll Hear:Home Improvement Gone Wild: Kristen and Sophia share tales of ladders, lights, and plumbers who perhaps needed a few more instructions.A Sticky Situation: Sophia retells the wild, true story of Boston’s molasses flood — complete with runaway syrup, rogue physics, and a little corporate chaos.Sweet Dreams: The hosts imagine drifting off atop a molasses river — a cozy, if slightly sugary, visualization exercise for bedtime.CHAPTERS00:00 Tabletop ladder adventures03:00 Plumber confessions & cooking videos04:26 Drowsy history begins05:00 The Great Molasses Flood of 191914:25 A syrupy bedtime visualizationFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen Meinzer and Matt Bragg pull on their long johns and drift through the swinging sixties, revisiting Beatlemania and the dawn of the British Invasion.What You’ll Hear:Long John Energy: Kristen declares long johns her winter uniform, while Matt recounts a disastrously sticky suede-and-corduroy fashion moment.Drowsy History: The hosts rewind to the 1960s, tracing how the Beatles, mini dresses, and mod cool reshaped America’s pop culture dreams.Encore & Aftershocks: From the Stones to Oasis, they muse on why America still can’t quit its British crush.CHAPTERS00:00 Cozy intros & long john confessions03:00 Matt’s corduroy crisis06:15 The Beatles take the stage10:00 The night of Beatlemania14:30 From Mod to Manchester: the second invasion18:30 Sweet dreams & sleepy goodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jacquis Neal and Matt Bragg return for a special round of Drowsy History — this time covering one of the wildest chapters in sports lore: the two years when Michael Jordan swapped the court for the diamond.What You’ll Hear: Holiday Hangovers & Train Delays: The hosts trade winter stories, from England’s bonfire nights to Jacquis’ 50-hour Amtrak odyssey from Florida to Chicago.Drowsy History: Jacquis retells the story of Michael Jordan’s shocking 1993 retirement, his stint in minor league baseball, and the unlikely return that changed basketball forever.The Baseball Years: From luxury tour buses to 95-mph fastballs, Jacquis explains why Michael Jordan’s short-lived baseball career was tougher (and better) than most remember.I’m Back: How one two-word fax reignited a dynasty — and why Matt thinks only America could make a sports comeback this cinematic.CHAPTERS00:00 Cozy hellos & holiday catch-up01:00 The never-ending “holiday season” theory02:20 Bonfire Night and burning Guy Fawkes03:20 Christmas cruises & family escapes05:00 Jacquis’ 50-hour train saga06:40 Drowsy History: Michael Jordan retires09:40 From NBA legend to minor leaguer13:00 Bus upgrades & media frenzy in Birmingham15:20 Learning to hit 95 mph fastballs18:30 Baseball strike & the “I’m Back” fax21:00 Return of #23 and three more rings23:30 Sports myths, Hollywood endings & bedtimeFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Jacquis Neal talk cozy hobbies and scandalous waters.What You’ll HearBirdwatching 101: KP reveals her peaceful weekend plans and why identifying herons feels like solving a soft, outdoor puzzle.We Got Weights in Fish: A sleepy dive into the viral Lake Erie fishing scandal that somehow landed two guys in prison for a very creative kind of cheating.Felony or Folly: The hosts debate punishment vs. proportionality — and laugh through the absurd aftershocks of fish filets, fake cash, and deer drama.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings01:00 Birdwatching and cozy hobbies04:00 The Lake Erie fishing scandal begins08:00 “We got weights in fish!”11:00 Felony charges and wild punishments15:00 Bonus crimes & closing thoughtsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Sophia Wilson Pelton slip into the story of the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum heist — Boston’s most beguiling unsolved crime.What You’ll Hear:Top Bunks & Tour Buses: Josh reveals his upcoming rock ’n’ roll adventure (and the politics of sleeping on a bus).The Drowsy History: The hosts unravel the strange, unsolved 1990 art theft that left empty frames — and endless questions.Vibes-Based Crime: From mafia theories to museum gossip, they wonder who could possibly steal a Rembrandt and just… keep it?CHAPTERS00:00 Tour talk & top bunk etiquette02:00 The Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum heist begins08:00 Rembrandt’s only seascape12:00 Boston mob theories & museum myths16:00 Dreaming of solving the caseFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jacquis Neal and Matt Bragg open a week of “Drowsy History” with guest Dana Schwartz, host of Noble Blood and Hoax.What You'll Hear:A Bedtime Lesson in Belief: Dana shares the unbelievable true story of two young cousins, a camera, and the photos that convinced even Sir Arthur Conan Doyle that fairies were real.The Sleepy Detective Club: The trio unpacks how imagination, curiosity, and a bit of mischief can make history—one hoax at a time.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings01:00 Dana’s bedtime routine04:00 Drowsy History begins07:00 The fairies appear10:00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle gets fooled16:00 The truth revealed20:00 Goodnight to the believersFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Bragg and Sophia Wilson Pelton cozy up for a Sunday Pub Chat about art, keepsakes, and all things delightfully human.What You’ll HearPocket Finds & Memories: Matt rediscovers a forgotten Prague souvenir tucked in an old jacket—and a sweet reminder of why little mementos matter.Fridge as Gallery: Sophia shows off her evolving collection of photo strips and tiny art prints, proving your fridge can be a love letter to your life.Art Talk, Lo-Fi Dreams: The two swap thoughts on the elusive “art that speaks to you,” from folk crafts to Hiroshi Nagai’s tranquil worlds—and the genius of lo-fi beats for focus.CHAPTERS00:00 Cozy pub chat & orange jacket mystery02:00 The Prague keychain (or magnet?) reveal05:00 Fridge art and favorite small artists07:00 The art that speaks to you09:30 Folk festivals and Renaissance fairs12:00 Hiroshi Nagai and lo-fi calm14:10 Weekend shows and family vacationsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Kristen Meinzer bundle up and dive into the latest Nightly Book Club session — complete with snow pants, baklava mix-ups, and a few murder plots that go down easy.What You’ll Hear:Cozy Layers & Confessions: Kristen embraces pants-over-pants season while Sophia perfects the art of the double beanie.Reality, Rewritten: Kristen reviews 'Cue the Sun! The Invention of Reality TV' by Emily Nussbaum, a fascinating look at the invention of reality TV — from PBS to Love Island.Bleak but Brilliant: Sophia reviews 'Demon Copperhead' by Barbara Kingsolver and shares why the heartbreak is worth it.Grandmas Gone Wild: Kristen closes with Too Old for This by Samantha Downing, a laugh-out-loud thriller about an elderly murderer you can’t help but root for.CHAPTERS00:00 Winter layers & cozy confessions02:00 The Nightly Book Club returns04:00 Cue the Sun and the birth of reality TV09:00 Demon Copperhead deep dive14:00 Too Old for This and cheering for chaos17:00 Dream casting & bedtime reflectionsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Jacquis Neal unwind in the pillow fort and debate the bedtime reading life.What You’ll Hear:Page Turners & Pillow Talk: Josh admits he’s fallen out of his nighttime reading rhythm, while Jacquis recalls the summer book reports that ended his literary era.Screen Time Defense: The two make a strong, funny case for television as an art form — equal parts emotional and educational.Spoon, Snore, or Shove: A sleepy twist on “Kiss, Marry, Kill” reveals their true loves (and grudges) in sports and video games.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & nighttime reading habits04:00 Books vs TV — no shame in the screen07:30 The love of live theater08:45 Spoon, Snore, Shove (Sports Edition)17:15 Spoon, Snore, Shove (Mario Edition)19:57 Goodnights & sleepy sign-offFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Sophia Wilson Pelton unpack the latest season of The Traitors—with game theories, cast critiques, and a few middle school confessions along the way.What You’ll Hear:Attention Bone Energy: KP remembers her theatrical teen years, when a sprained ankle became a stage for attention.Fixing The Traitors: The duo pitches improvements to the hit show—from giving challenges real stakes to adding a “doctor” who can save players each night.Cast Analysis & Chaos Rankings: KP and Sophia debate who’s playing smart, who’s playing loud, and who’s just playing us all.CHAPTERS00:00 Blue light glasses & the fake-vision epidemic01:30 KP’s “Attention Bone” origin story03:40 Why The Traitors is the best show on TV (and maybe the worst-designed game)05:40 “Do the challenges even matter?”—game mechanics therapy09:00 Loud shields, quiet killers & Housewives as secret strategists11:20 Rob R.’s blank stare vs. Michael Rapaport’s chaos14:30 More Love Island lore16:30 Tiffany’s under-the-radar game & Ron Funches’ pure heart18:40 Sleepy sign-offs For the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen Meinzer and Jacquis Neal stay up late to unpack the 2026 Golden Globes — from surprise wins to sleepy reactions.What You’ll Hear:Buzzing at Bedtime: Jacquis shares what it’s like seeing himself in a national TV ad during the Globes (and how it felt to be “text-famous” overnight).Globes Highlights & Head-Scratchers: The hosts revisit Nikki Glaser’s sharp monologue, unexpected wins for The Secret Agent and Hamnet, and a few shocking snubs.Champagne and Scowls: Kristen can’t get over Alicia Silverstone’s blink-and-you’ll-miss-it glare, while Jacquis confesses his lifelong Silverstone crush.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & ad shoutout02:30 Nikki Glaser’s monologue review05:00 Surprises and snubs09:30 Best film & TV winners14:00 The song that stole the night17:00 Champagne-fueled Globes moments19:30 Alicia Silverstone nostalgia21:00 Goodnight & Chicago prideFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Bragg and KP Parker share some questionable business ideas — and one that might actually work.What You’ll Hear:Paint Gutter Panic: KP unveils her latest invention, a wall-painting “system” that involves pouring entire gallons of paint down your walls.Oil Jello & Other Mistakes: From recycling hacks to olive oil Jell-O shots, the duo somehow stumbles onto a million-dollar idea.The Back Jack Revolution: Matt pitches the “Back Jack” — a stylish overcoat that doubles as a backpack. Security, convenience, and Inspector Gadget energy, all in one.CHAPTERS00:00 Welcome & hometown Dunkin’01:30 Matt’s sketchy gig in London03:30 Entering the Dragon’s Den06:00 KP’s paint gutter concept08:00 Engineering “improvements”10:00 Paint subscriptions & leftover woes13:00 Olive oil Jell-O shots14:30 Matt’s big pitch: the Back Jack17:00 Style, storage & safety19:00 The accidental bath mat spin-off21:00 Festival wear & future plans22:15 Sleepy investments & sign-offsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophia Wilson Pelton scrolls for Josh Gondelman and KP Parker. Together they discuss indie sleaze playlists, celebrity drama, Sophia being a prophet, and the most legendary fan accounts on the internet: Club Chalamet. What You’ll Hear:Indie Sleaze Forever: KP hosts the perfect throwback New Year’s party—until a guest hijacks her playlist with five minutes of “woman screaming.”Club Chalamet & the Kylie Truce: Sophia unpacks the viral tweet heard ’round Film Twitter and the now-iconic tweet: “I was inches away. No problems.”Mom Groups & Mean Girls: The hosts discuss Ashley Tisdale’s essay on The Cut, plus the extremely public response from Hilary Duff’s husband.CHAPTERS00:00 Cozy greetings & New Year’s chaos01:00 KP’s Indie Sleaze party recap06:00 The legend of Club Chalamet10:30 “No problems” enters the chat14:00 Ashley Tisdale’s mom group essay16:30 Hilary Duff’s husband responds19:00 Mom-friend etiquette & empathy20:30 Listener shout-outs & goodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Bragg and Josh Gondelman catch up over a pint for the Sunday Pub Chat.What You’ll Hear:New Year, Old Habits: Josh is feeling refreshed, while Matt’s still in Christmas lag—both united by leftover chocolate and gentle self-deprecation.The World’s Slowest Roadwork: Matt discovers a bridge project taking longer than the Eiffel Tower, the Titanic, and possibly human history.Trivia Night Troubles: From royal chickens to Looney Tunes lore, the quiz gets weird—and Josh’s confidence gets tested.CHAPTERS00:00 New year greetings & slow starts03:00 The world’s longest roadworks06:30 Avatar and the art of waiting10:00 Pub quiz begins12:00 Roast chicken & royal proposals14:00 Wile E. Coyote’s secret name16:00 Prunes, smiles & sleepy goodbyesFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen Meinzer, Jacquis Neal, and KP Parker swap stories about feeling ancient at teen-heavy concerts before turning their attention to Kristen’s never-ending battle with post–New Zealand jet lag.What You’ll Hear:Concert Crowd Check: Kristen recounts her surprising Lorde concert experience (and what it’s like realizing you’re the oldest one in the room).Phone-Free Dreams: The crew talks concert etiquette, phone habits, and why Mitski might be right about putting your screen down.Hack Me If You Can – New Zealand Edition: Kristen’s desperate for help resetting her sleep after flying halfway around the world.Jacquis and KP prescribe jet lag survival tips and a healthy dose of grace.CHAPTERS00:00 Concert crowds & concert etiquette06:45 The Boomer Show (and Mitski’s message)07:00 Hack Me If You Can: New Zealand Edition17:40 Kristen’s Hatch light revelation19:10 Grace for the jet-laggedFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Bragg and Josh Gondelman time-travel to 2002 and revisit the infamous “Tuck Rule” game — the snowy, rule-bending NFL moment that launched the Patriots dynasty and infuriated the rest of America.What You’ll Hear:Sick Day Energy: Matt braves a heroic cold (with full dramatic flair) while Josh celebrates dodging New York’s winter flu.The Tuck Rule Explained: Josh brings Matt deep into the Patriots-Raiders playoff that changed football forever.Sliding Doors & Sliding Teams: A parallel universe where Oakland thrives, Manchester City falters, and one bad penalty kick rewrites sports history.CHAPTERS00:00 Sniffles, sighs & sympathy tea03:00 The pop culture time machine opens04:30 The infamous 2002 “Tuck Rule” game08:50 Patriots’ dynasty origins11:30 Soccer rivalries & near misses14:20 The ripple effect of one call16:30 Sliding doors & sleepy goodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen Meinzer and Jacquis Neal gear up for awards season with a cozy 2026 Golden Globes preview.What You’ll Hear:Globe Gossip: Kristen and Jacquis break down the quirks, chaos, and champagne-soaked history of the Golden Globes.Movie Matchups: Which 2026 nominees have the buzz, the drama, and the star power to win big?Hot Takes & Hopefuls: From “Sinners” supremacy to Wicked fatigue, they share their boldest picks — and who they wish would win.CHAPTERS00:00 Welcome & award season kickoff02:00 What makes the Golden Globes so wild05:00 Predictions for Best Picture (Comedy/Musical)08:20 Best Picture (Drama) and “Sinners” lovefest13:00 K-Pop Demon Hunters vs. Wicked19:00 TV favorites and surprise contenders23:30 Final hot takes & Michael B. Jordan’s Oscar-worthy momentFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Kristen Meinzer take a stroll through sequel chaos and hobby inspiration.What You'll Hear: Sequel Struggles: KP and Kristen debate the confusing world of movie naming—from Wicked: For Good to Rise of the Planet of the Apes—and wonder, does “Dawn” really come before “Rise”?Hotline Highlights: Listener Kelly from Chicago joins to ask how to talk about hobbies when yours feel, well, ordinary. Turns out, walking the dog, thrifting, and Gilmore Girls rewatches might be more fascinating than you think.Curious Is Cool: The trio finds warmth (and wit) in celebrating simple joys, reminding us that interested people are interesting people.CHAPTERS00:00 A cozy hello01:00 Movie sequel naming chaos05:00 Kelly joins the Nightly Hotline07:00 The great hobby debate15:00 Rediscovering your younger self21:00 Sweet dreams for Sam the dogFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jacquis Neal and KP Parker trade quarter-zips, jewelry, and spooky theater stories.What You’ll Hear:Horror, Live and In Person: Jacquis raves about a stage adaptation of Paranormal Activity that manages to scare even seasoned theater lovers.Snooze or Choose – Fashion Edition: From quarter zips to crew necks, the hosts debate which cozy layers earn a bedtime “choose.”Speed Listeners Anonymous: KP confesses her 1.3× habit while Jacquis makes a heartfelt plea for the power of the pause.Mixing Metals & Mindsets: Gold, silver, and a little self-expression—how confidence can make any combo shine.CHAPTERS00:00 Horror plays & live scares03:00 Snooze or choose: Quarter zips06:15 Snooze or choose: Listening at 1.5× speed11:45 Snooze or choose: Mixing metals in jewelry16:00 Tattoos, confidence, and goodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Jacquis Neal face the universal truth: some days, you just feel ugly.What You'll Hear:Glow Up Philosophy: Sophia confesses her “ugly attack,” and the two unpack pimple patches, hair grow-out humility, and the surprising joy of subtle concealer.Spooning Logic: The duo play “Spoon, Snore, or Shove on the Floor” starring Shrek, Paddington Bear, and the Grinch (and later, a few famous inanimate objects).Bedtime Wisdom: Turns out, self-love might just be the most flattering light of all.CHAPTERS00:00 Ugly attack & bad mirror days03:00 Hair grow-outs and humbling phases06:00 The power (and peace) of pimple patches08:00 Makeup myths & quiet confidence10:30 Spoon, Snore, or Shove: Shrek edition15:00 Furniture edition gets weird21:30 Bedtime reflections & goodnightFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen Meinzer and Matt Bragg swap travel tales and TV obsessions, from small-town holiday cheer to cozy British mysteries. What You’ll Hear Summer Christmas in New Zealand: Kristen recounts her trip to the South Island, complete with chicken cuddles, Santa in shorts, and Married at First Sight marathons with her mother-in-law. Travel Confessions: Matt shares his love-hate relationship with tropical humidity, time-zone chaos, and the art of sweating through a workday in Singapore. Carvings, Castles & Cozy Crimes: The pair debate the ethics of carving your name into ancient rocks, rave about The Thursday Murder Club, and discuss British headlines that could double as bedtime stories. CHAPTERS 00:00 Greetings & New Zealand adventures 03:30 Santa, chickens & small-town Christmas magic 05:40 Summer holidays and beach barbecues 08:00 Long flights & Singapore heat 10:20 The “Stonehenge of New Zealand” 13:00 Natural wonders & tourist etiquette 14:30 The art of leaving your mark (literally) 17:30 Local British headlines & cozy mysteries 21:00 Matt’s upcoming village hall show 21:50 Goodnights from Fleet & beyondFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Matt Bragg trade life hacks, from chaotic shoe collections to the eternal quest for perfect bubbles.What You’ll HearPoster-Worthy Wisdom: KP’s new mantra — “Bubbles are for outside, still water’s for inside” — replaces an unfortunate dancing slogan.The Shoe Situation: Matt confesses his slipper addiction and shoe rack woes; KP brainstorms hacks that quickly escalate into… a dedicated shoe room.Carbonation Nation: Why SodaStream bubbles don’t cut it, how to install a soda fountain at home (don’t), and the surprise science of bubble tea.CHAPTERS00:00 Slippers & safety01:00 Inspirational posters, revised03:00 Matt’s shoe storage spiral06:00 Shoe rooms & relationship compromises08:00 KP’s fizzy drink dilemma10:30 The water tank solution12:00 “Bubbles are for outside” revelation13:00 Bubble tea 10114:00 Goodnight and good hacksFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Sophia Wilson Pelton spiral (gently) into their Roman Empires — from Ben Affleck’s back tattoo to the golden age of romance novels.What You’ll HearThe Perfect Sunday: Josh recounts an unreasonably wholesome day of stoop sales, karaoke, and ice cream — proof that friendship is the cure for all existential dread.Gone Girl and the Hat That Broke Hollywood: A deep dive into Ben Affleck’s refusal to wear a Yankees cap, plus stunt casting, phoenix tattoos, and why David Fincher’s chaos works.Romance Renaissance: Sophia reveals her obsession with Emily Henry’s connected universe, why “brooding but secretly nice” men always win, and how modern rom-coms might be due for a comeback.CHAPTERS00:00 Moving woes & dream apartments03:00 Josh’s perfect New York day05:00 Friendship is beautiful06:00 Gone Girl: the Mets hat myth09:00 Ben Affleck’s phoenix years12:00 Gillian Flynn and the art of the twist15:00 Sophia’s romance reading era18:00 The Easter eggs of Emily Henry20:00 Rom-com droughts and hope for the futureFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Sophia Wilson Pelton swap book reviews, survival trivia, and the world’s wildest sports — from greased poles to squirrel suits.What You’ll HearThe Book Club with Range: Sophia finishes The Road, KP finishes a “total stinker,” and both debate whether award-stickers actually mean anything.Adrenaline Dreams: From Red Bull Games to slack-lining crushes, the hosts confess which extreme sport they could maybe survive.Bear With Us: A deep dive into the legend of Bear Grylls, a karate-trained Everest summiter who might also be… kind of hot?Squirrel Suiting & Other Flights of Fancy: KP and Sophia settle the great debate: is it wing suiting, squirrel suiting, or just human flight with flair?CHAPTERS00:00 Campfire coziness & book chat03:30 Sci-fi stinkers & shortlists04:40 Extreme sports & Red Bull nostalgia06:00 The greased-up pole phenomenon08:00 Zorbing, slacklining, and “mocking”14:00 Bear Grylls lore & survival crushes18:30 Squirrel suiting: confirmed real term20:45 Winding down (and winning the argument)For the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen Meinzer and Josh Gondelman cozy up with an unexpected bedtime story — and yes, it involves Amish romance.What You’ll HearHats Off to Small Wins: From finishing big projects to finally hitting “record,” the hosts celebrate the satisfaction of simply doing the thing.Return to Intercourse: Kristen reads from the Amish romance novella she wrote in a week — complete with barn accidents, buggy love, and NASCAR metaphors.Amnesia & Other Plot Twists: Josh shares a real-life memory lapse that could be straight out of a paperback (if coconuts were involved).CHAPTERS00:00 Nightcaps & new beginnings03:00 Return to Intercourse: the reading begins09:00 NASCAR metaphors & Amish romance15:00 Flagrant lug nut violations16:00 Josh’s real-life amnesia story19:00 Lessons in love & going homeFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Josh Gondelman scroll through the week’s oddest online moments — from reality TV memoirs to confusing family photo shoots.What You’ll HearTrader Joe’s Therapy: Why running errands with friends is the new brunch — and how to make it count as “quality time.”Siblings or Dating?: Sophia presents a truly baffling maternity photoshoot that tests the limits of human closeness.Pop Culture Homework: Sheena Shay’s memoir, Disney Channel crossovers, and why “The Sweet Life on Deck” was basically semester-at-sea fan fiction.Cruise Comedy: Josh recalls performing at sea, plus the difference between a fun bit and life as a floating zombie.CHAPTERS00:00 Errand hangs & weekend vibes02:00 Sheena Shay’s “My Good Side”08:30 Siblings or Dating? The Pregnant Twist15:00 Couples who look like twins16:00 Disney crossovers & “Wizards on Deck”18:30 Comedy cruises & life at seaFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Matt Bragg hop in the pop culture time machine and take a spin back to the mid-’90s.What You’ll Hear:Book Titles for Your Life: KP’s “Oh, the Places You’ll Flow” meets Matt’s “All the Light We Cannot See” (with some real-world electrical issues).Cool Guy Olympics: KP revisits the golden age of the X Games and Tony Hawk’s legendary 900, a.k.a. when skateboarding met superstardom.Brit Awards Gone Wild: Matt rewinds to 1996, when Pulp’s Jarvis Cocker mooned Michael Jackson and accidentally made pop-culture history.CHAPTERS00:00 Flow states & fridge beverages04:00 Pop Culture Time Machine powers up05:00 KP’s X Games renaissance10:00 Matt’s Brit Awards memory15:00 Comedian lawyers & ‘90s nostalgiaFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Matt Bragg dream up their ultimate unplugged vacation — one that’s equal parts mountain spa, lakeside reading nook, and zero beach sand.What You’ll Hear:First-Class Fantasies: From fake airline upgrades to the ethics of taking a cash bribe to give up your seat, Sophia and Matt share their funniest travel theories.The Unplugged Itinerary: Together they plan a dream getaway that’s cozy, quiet, and gloriously screen-free — part spa, part cabin, all calm.Chill vs. Thrill: Beach or lake? Solo or with friends? Party trip or peaceful retreat? The pair design a vacation that’s just the right amount of doing nothing.CHAPTERS00:00 First-class dreams & travel scams02:30 When would you give up your seat?04:30 Building the perfect unplugged vacation07:00 Beach vs. lake: the cozy divide09:00 Dreaming of the Alps11:00 Solo trip or friend trip?13:00 Vacationing without guilt15:00 Goodnight from Zelle am SeeFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker welcomes comedian Deanna Ortiz back to the pillow fort for another edition of “Crime for Bed.” What You’ll Hear:The Gambling Nuns – Sister Mary Margaret and Sister Lana’s Vegas double life.Twenty Years of Embezzlement – How $800,000 vanished from a Catholic school.The Fall & the Fallout – Parents, audits, and an 80-year-old nun facing prison.⏱️ CHAPTERS00:00 Welcome & tea talk01:36 The “crime for bed” story begins03:00 Meet Sister Mary Margaret06:00 Enter Sister Lana: Vegas roommate & co-conspirator08:00 Retirement plans trigger an audit09:30 The $800,000 revelation12:30 An 80-year-old nun sentenced14:00 Vegas friendship, double lives & TV show potentialFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jacquis Neal and Sophia Wilson Pelton air some nighttime grievances — from missing TV theme songs to buses that never, ever arrive on time.What You’ll Hear:This Is 40 (Almost): Jacquis returns to basketball and baseball after a short break, and his body promptly reminds him of his age — with love and soreness.Bring Back the Theme Song: A heartfelt ode to the lost art of TV intros, from Fresh Prince to Full House to the surprising triumph of White Lotus.The Bus Betrayal: Sophia vents about New York transit delays, confusing text codes, and her dream of swapping the MTA for a moped in Japan.CHAPTERS00:00 Sleepytime tea & life updates01:30 If your week were a book…02:00 Jacquis’ “This Is 40” weekend04:30 Sophia’s Vermont escape plan07:00 The state-count challenge08:00 Grievances begin: missing TV theme songs11:00 “Don’t skip the intro!” and other rallying cries14:00 Sophia vs. the Brooklyn bus system17:30 Transit envy and Tokyo perfection19:00 The moped solution20:00 Goodnight and good grievancesFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen Meinzer and Jacquis Neal open the Nightly Hotline to help Maddie from Los Angeles navigate post-breakup concert ticket drama (and maybe get a little petty).What You’ll Hear:Hotline Open: Maddie calls in with a question that’s equal parts financial and emotional — should she charge her ex for the concert ticket she bought before the breakup?Petty or Peaceful?: Kristen and Jacquis offer two sides of the pillow: send the Venmo request for closure, or just move on and make the night your own.Would You Rather: Concert Edition: The trio debates front-row Axe Body Spray versus back-row bad sound — and invents a new use for Tiger Balm along the way.CHAPTERS00:00 Radio voices & ego talk02:30 Meet Maddie from L.A.03:30 The concert ticket conundrum06:00 Jaquis’ Beyoncé ticket confession08:30 Kristen’s “burn it down” breakup philosophy10:00 Advice for closure (and crushes)14:00 Maddie’s post-advice clarity15:50 “Petty as hell,” but fair16:30 Would You Rather: concert edition18:40 Axe Body Spray vs. Beyoncé19:50 Nightly sign-off & hotline inviteFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Step into Kristen’s Corner with Kristen Meinzer and Josh Gondelman, where the pillow fort turns into a royal court. What You’ll Hear:America’s Royal Couple 101 – How Taylor & Travis became tabloid staples with staying power.More Than PR – From charity work to speaking out, why their influence goes beyond image.Swift-onomics – How the Eras Tour boosted economies like a royal wedding.Royal Ties – From homecoming king-and-queen vibes to actual royal bloodlines.⏱️ CHAPTERS00:00 Zoe Kravitz’s dating history check-in01:10 Kristen’s Corner: Taylor & Travis 10103:00 Tabloid stamina & scrutiny parallels06:30 Born into fame vs. earning it09:00 Swift-onomics & Eras Tour economic impact11:00 Why they break the fame “rules”12:00 Homecoming royalty aesthetic13:30 Fantasies, PR, and real romance18:30 Royal bloodlines revealedFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Jacquis Neal welcome Nora from Chicago into the pillow fort to unpack her viral “fried chicken breakup” — and the strange new world of AI-generated texts and post-long-term-relationship dating.What You’ll HearThe Fried Chicken Breakup: Nora recounts how a playful text about Hatch’s fried chicken audio turned into a ChatGPT breakup message — and the internet went wild.Text or Talk?: KP and Jacquis debate when a breakup deserves a call, and share their own texting fumbles (including one too-polite follow-up gone ghosted).Kiss, Marry, Kill: Fast Food Edition: Colonel Sanders, the Taco Bell dog, Chuck E. Cheese, and a few surprise mascots face judgment — plus, KP introduces her “Hatch sound” dating litmus test.CHAPTERS00:00 Cozy intros & “nothing’s due tomorrow”01:00 Meet Nora and the fried chicken breakup03:30 When is a text breakup too casual?05:00 The ChatGPT breakup reveal07:00 KP’s own texting oops09:00 Dating again after a long relationship11:30 The Hatch sound compatibility test13:00 Kiss, Marry, Kill: Fast food mascotsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Josh Gondelman welcome comedian and self-proclaimed cozy queen Shelby Wolstein into the pillow fort for a spirited debate on duvets, quilts, and the Swedish sleep method.What You’ll HearThe Cozy Code: Shelby reveals her full-time commitment to comfort — from projector screens in every room to her horizontal lifestyle philosophy.Santa, Why?: The trio compares childhood Santa confusion stories (including Josh’s theory that being “irrelevant” hurts more than being naughty).Kiss, Marry, Kill: Blanket Edition: Duvet, quilt, or weighted blanket? Is comfort a moral question? Plus, KP pitches the Swedish sleeping technique and Josh confesses a towel-related injury.CHAPTERS00:00 “Fall into bed” season begins01:00 Meet cozy guest Shelby Wolstein03:30 Projectors, Elf, and the teacher who taught through Will Ferrell07:00 Kiss, Marry, Kill: Blanket edition09:30 The top sheet debate10:30 The Swedish sleeping technique revelation14:30 Weighted blanket woes19:00 Josh’s romantic ode to the duvetFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Sophia Wilson Pelton try to remember the plot of The Lion King—with wildly mixed results. What You'll Hear:Do You Remember?: Sophia attempts to reconstruct the plot of The Lion King from memory, while Josh gently fills in the blanks (and corrects some truly ambitious guesses). Hakuna Matata (Kind Of): Along the way, they discuss live-action lions, dad catchphrases, and why every childhood movie memory feels like a dream you only half recall. CHAPTERS 00:00 Good evening & dad-isms 02:30 “Do You Remember?” game begins 05:20 Sophia vs. The Lion King plot 10:30 Simba’s journey and misremembered details 15:00 Disney deep dive & forgotten favorites 18:20 Sleepy wrap-upFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Josh Gondelman trade holiday secrets and karaoke wisdom in this cozy listener-advice special. What You’ll Hear: Traditions, Unwrapped: From blackout curtains to blackout window paint, the hosts get real about family rituals and the joy of making (and breaking) new ones. Elf on the Shelf? Absolutely Not: KP and Josh draw a firm line on mischievous elves — and offer gentler, lower-stress holiday magic instead. Beginner Karaoke Bangers: The duo shares their go-to songs for first-timers, plus the secret to picking a crowd-pleaser you can actually sing. CHAPTERS 00:00 Cozy catch-up & curtain talk 03:40 Listener Q: Starting new family traditions 10:03 The Elf on the Shelf debate 12:00 Listener Q: Best beginner karaoke songs 19:40 Lying (not naked) on the floorFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Sophia Wilson Pelton scroll through the internet’s coziest corners.What You'll Hear:Listener Love: Josh and Sophia remind Nightly fans that they want to hear your questions and goodnight messages—because communication is a two-way street, even at bedtime.Home Sweet Nest: Sophia shares her nesting adventures and the fine line between “adult décor” and “sensual tapestry bedroom guy.”Scroll for You: Sophia leads Josh down a TikTok rabbit hole about an ultra-luxury grocery store in Tribeca, and the two marvel at what happens when billionaires try to sell $30 smoothies.Reality Check: The pair unpack the new Vanderpump Rules cast and debate whether lightning (and cocktail-fueled chaos) can strike twice.CHAPTERS00:00 Hellos & housekeeping02:00 Nesting and decorating woes06:30 Scroll for You: Meadow Lane and the luxe grocery saga14:05 Vanderpump Rules gets a reboot19:40 Goodnights from Josh & SophiaFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jacquis Neal and Sophia Wilson Pelton host a full house in the pillow fort, joined by writer and comedian Peyton Dix for a night of cozy chaos and wild inventions. What You’ll Hear:Sleepover Revival: The trio mourns the loss of adult sleepovers and debate the merits of firm mattresses, floor mats, and sleeping “like a mummy.” Bad Business Bonanza: Everyone takes turns pitching half-baked business ideas — from social apps and self-driving bathroom chairs to a competition for who can stay offline the longest. A Goodnight for the Ages: Peyton signs off with a heartfelt tribute to the one and only Vin Diesel. CHAPTERS 00:00 Sleepovers, grown-up edition 03:00 Mattress preferences & bedtime routines 04:30 Back-sleeping hacks and body pillows 07:00 Half-baked business ideas 08:40 Sophia’s social-nightlife app 13:00 Jacquis’s “lazy man’s bathroom chair” 15:30 Peyton’s competitive off-screen app 17:40 Combining the chaos 19:30 Peyton’s goodnight to Vin DieselFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jacquis Neal and Matt Bragg stay up late with writer and cultural critic Ira Madison III for a dreamy deep dive into soap operas and the fine art of an afternoon nap.What You’ll Hear:From “The Floor” to the Pillow: Ira shares behind-the-scenes stories from his stint on the trivia show The Floor, and why losing on TV was still a win.Naps, Novels, and Nightcaps: The trio trade cozy talk about their favorite ways to unwind — from post-lunch naps to baseball-game snoozes.Soaps and Scandals: A gleeful rundown of the wildest soap opera plots ever aired — from secret twins to towns rebuilt on mysterious islands.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings01:00 Ira joins from The Floor04:30 Talking sleep and the joy of naps09:00 Soap opera nostalgia begins13:30 The wild world of Days of Our Lives20:00 The twin twist of General Hospital23:10 The island of New Salem24:00 Goodnights and sweet dreamsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Kristen Meinzer welcome comedian Moshe Kasher for an episode full of bedtime grievances, bad furniture, and deep love for Star Trek: The Next Generation. What You’ll Hear: Beam Me to Bedtime: Moshe reveals his sleep routine, complete with nightly comfort from LeVar Burton and the utopian calm of ‘90s-era Star Trek. Mouth Guards & Mini Skirts: The hosts trade sleep complaints and solutions, from jaw pain and pillow quests to the eternal struggle of sitting comfortably on a bench seat. No Microwave, No Mercy: KP confesses her tiny-kitchen rebellion, sparking a spirited debate about countertop appliances, air fryer propaganda, and what your microwave says about your soul. CHAPTERS 00:00 Introductions & bedtime talk 01:00 Star Trek as comfort TV 05:00 Mouth guards and nightly routines 09:00 Pillow preferences and sleep positions 11:40 Kristen’s grievance: bench seating 17:00 KP’s grievance: the appliance dilemma 21:00 Microwaves, matcha energy & air fryer truth 22:30 Moshe’s world tour & bedtime goodnight to LeVar BurtonFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Kristen Meinzer unwrap their Spotify Wrapped — and their subconscious minds.What You'll Hear:Wrapped & Revealed: Sophia confronts the hard truth of her “listening age” (74!) and Kristen reflects on a year of Minnesota mentions. Turns out, our hosts have their own Hatch Wrapped surprises too.Dreams Decoded: Kristen dreams of a mystery celebrity who might just be her inner star, while Sophia falls for Selena Gomez in a Sprinter van romance for the ages.CHAPTERS00:00 Greetings & Spotify Wrapped confessions05:00 Hatch Wrapped: Cats, Minnesota, and midwestern pride08:00 Dream interpretation begins13:00 Kristen’s mystery celebrity14:50 Sophia’s Selena Gomez love story20:30 Nightly goodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen Meinzer and Josh Gondelman trade sleepy animal facts and royal trivia.What You'll Hear:Birthday Blues: Josh reveals that all racehorses share the same birthday—and Kristen connects the dots to royal “official” birthdays (plus, who in the monarchy would win a dance-off).Egg-laying Oddballs: From platypuses to echidnas, they marvel at the rare mammals that lay eggs—and how Australia seems to collect them all.Planet of the Animals: The two ponder evolution, flightless parrots, and what animals must think of us hairless, oddly-dressed humans.CHAPTERS00:00 Greetings & sleepy energy02:00 The horse birthday conspiracy04:00 Royal birthdays & dance-offs08:00 Egg-laying mammals12:00 Australia vs. New Zealand: survival edition15:00 Flightless parrots & other curiosities18:00 Wondering what animals think of us19:30 Winding down for dreamtimeFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Matt Bragg welcome comedian Deanna Ortiz (host of Hatch’s Crime For Bed podcast) for a true-crime bedtime story ripped from reality TV headlines. What You’ll Hear Spam Calls & Scams: With Jen Shah freshly released from prison, Deanna walks KP and Matt through the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City star’s infamous telemarketing scheme — and how a life of luxury unraveled on camera. The Rise & Fall of a Housewife: From the “Shah Chalet” to a nationwide fraud operation, the trio traces the line between fame, illusion, and accountability. Reality Bites Back: KP, Matt, and Deanna ask what redemption looks like for a housewife turned headline — and whether fame will come calling again. CHAPTERS 00:00 Welcome & spam call confessions 02:30 Introducing the case of Jen Shah 05:00 The Shah Chalet and the question of money 08:00 The on-camera arrest 10:40 How the telemarketing scheme worked 13:00 The guilty plea and fake luxury life 17:00 Prison time and early release 19:00 Can a housewife be redeemed? 22:00 Fame, forgiveness & bedtime reflectionsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Sophia Wilson Pelton host a slumber party with Joel Kim Booster.Spotify Wrapped & Sleep Trapped: Joel reveals his top artists (and what activity they soundtrack), plus how his new sleep apnea diagnosis is changing his life.Festive Film Debate: The trio decides whether they’d rather star in a Hallmark romance or a Christmas action flick— there are strong opinions when iconography is on the line.Rom-Com Realities: From enemies-to-lovers arcs to messy love triangles, the group sorts through the tropes that keep us up at night.CHAPTERS00:00 Slumber party begins03:50 Joel’s Spotify Wrapped & sleep apnea confession06:40 Would You Rather: Hallmark or Christmas action movie?10:30 Enemies to lovers vs. messy love triangle13:50 Lizzie McGuire fashion face-off18:00 Joel’s cozy goodnight sceneFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Jacquis Neal debate the dreamiest worlds—cartoon or sci-fi. What You'll Hear:Rewatch Report: KP’s deep in a 30 Rock rewatch, while Jacquis recalls his love for Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.  Sci-Fi Real Talk: From Minority Report tech nightmares to Men in Black memory wipes, they imagine which fictional futures they could actually survive. Would You Rather?: The duo tackles squeaky shoes versus shoelace sabotage before choosing between life in The Jetsons’ sky-high city or The Flintstones’ rock-solid community. CHAPTERS00:00 Pop culture check-in2:30 Rock & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.04:00 Sci-fi worlds & future fears08:45 Would You Rather: squeaky vs. slippery shoes14:30 Jetsons or Flintstones?20:30 Bedrock, goodbyes & bedtimeFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen Meinzer and Jacquis Neal plan a dream theme park getaway.What You'll Hear:Pets vs. Pillow Space: Kristen confesses to being pet-free, while Jacquis lays down his law—love the animals, but not in his bed.Destination Dollywood: From Disney parks to Six Flags, Jacquis has done it all—but his dream vacation leads straight to Dolly Parton’s Smoky Mountain wonderland.Rides, Rhinestones & Rest: The two imagine rollercoasters, log cabins, sequined jackets, and Dolly tunes on repeat—all before turning in for a well-earned sleep.CHAPTERS00:00 Pet priorities02:40 Dream vacation: theme parks05:30 Jacquis’s dream destination revealed06:45 Kristen’s Dollywood honeymoon stories10:00 The Dollywood difference13:00 Planning the perfect stay16:15 Theme park fashion and Dolly merch20:00 Getting there: fly or drive?22:05 Winding down in dreamlandFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Bragg and Sophia Wilson Pelton compare notes on pop culture, pizza nights, and nostalgia.What You'll Hear:Movie Nights & Memories: Sophia revisits Wicked (part two, less magical), while Matt celebrates ten years of love with pizza, Russell Crowe, and a surprisingly great cinema deal.Across the Pond Pop Talk: From British rom-coms to Jimmy Fallon’s Scottish adventure, they swap cultural curiosities and friendly skepticism.Soundtrack of Seventeen: The two reflect on the music that shaped them—LCD Soundsystem, Vulfpeck, and why 17 might be everyone’s golden year.CHAPTERS00:00 Pop culture check-in02:00 Sophia’s Wicked review03:00 Matt’s pizza-and-cinema anniversary06:00 Touring, corn exchanges, and comedy life09:00 Jimmy Fallon in Scotland11:30 Bridget Jones & early-2000s nostalgia15:00 The science of favorite music17:30 Replaying teenage playlists19:00 Bands that still sound fresh20:30 Turning in with VulfpeckFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jacquis Neal and Sophia Wilson Pelton swap schoolyard stories, time-travel hypotheticals, and gratitude in this cozy, candlelit episode. What You’ll Hear: The School Liar: From fake FUBU jerseys to celebrity dads in Oregon, the hosts revisit the harmless fibs and funny fabrications of childhood. Do-Overs & What-Ifs: A reflective chat about the tricky temptation of getting a second chance. Airing of Gratitudes: Jacquis gives thanks for a renewed love of movie musicals, while Sophia honors the simple glow of candles and the calm they bring to any night. CHAPTERS 00:00 Welcome & goodnight messages 01:00 School liars & harmless fibs 04:30 Childhood lies and cool-kid logic 06:20 The “back to age 10” thought experiment 07:40 Memory, regret & Eternal Sunshine wisdom 09:10 Airing of Gratitudes: Broadway’s revival of joy 15:20 Candles, scents & cozy rituals 18:30 Flickering lights and bedtime goodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen Meinzer and Sophia Wilson Pelton revisit the magic of slumber parties—and celebrate TV’s eternal queen.What You’ll HearSleepover stories: Kristen and Sophia trade childhood memories of VHS tapes, Disney classics, and all-night living-room hangouts.Kristen’s Corner—Betty White edition: A cozy deep dive into the life and legacy of the original First Lady of Television—from The Mary Tyler Moore Show to The Golden Girls.Golden dreams: What Betty’s love story, career, and sunny outlook can teach us about friendship, joy, and aging boldly.CHAPTERS00:00 Slumber party nostalgia03:00 Kristen’s Corner: Betty White begins07:00 From game shows to The Golden Girls12:00 A love story for the ages17:00 Lessons from Betty White & winding downFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and KP Parker trade cozy chaos for pop culture analysis, diving into bad TV, good albums, and the joy of LA traffic. What You’ll Hear Jolly Good Vibes: KP reports back from a week of board games, dog kisses, and library errands, while Josh recounts a night at Natalie Palamides’ surreal one-woman show. All’s Fair (in Camp and Court): KP gives a full review of Ryan Murphy’s new legal drama starring Kim Kardashian and why even camp can’t save something this boring. West End Girl: Josh and KP unpack Lily Allen’s unexpected comeback album, its storytelling power, and the thrill of an artist rediscovering her sound after years away. CHAPTERS 00:00 Greetings & jolly moods 02:00 Traffic therapy & live shows 04:00 Cozy nights & library joy 05:00 KP investigates All’s Fair 09:00 Kim K’s acting debut & courtroom couture 13:00 Camp, boredom & Jessica Simpson’s prosthetics 15:00 Josh’s pick: Lily Allen’s West End Girl 17:00 Narrative albums & comeback energy 19:00 Closing thoughts & cutout pajamasFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Jacquis Neal swap bedtime confessions and movie memories.What You'll Hear:Snore Patrol: The hosts debate whether snoring is secretly soothing — and if grandpa’s house sounds should be the next Hatch sleep track.Sheet Dreams: KP admits it’s time for new bedding, while Jacquis makes a case for the humble top sheet (and the two-blanket lifestyle).Do You Remember?: A cozy recap of The Santa Clause 3, complete with Martin Short’s icy mischief, snow globe loopholes, and holiday nostalgia.CHAPTERS00:00 Cozy greetings & snore talk02:00 Sheet chat & sleep setup04:00 “Do You Remember?” — The Santa Clause 3 retelling16:40 Winding down to dreamlandFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen Meinzer and Jacquis Neal test their pop culture recall—game show style.What You'll Hear:Pop Culture Pop Quiz: Kristen and Jacquis swap stories about their favorite trivia nights, game show appearances, and why “Pop Culture Jeopardy” might be their true calling.Movie Memory Match: The duo dives into a round of Movie Memory, naming as many Robert De Niro films as they can—from Goodfellas to Meet the Parents—and marveling at how deep the De Niro catalog really goes.The De Niro Deep Cuts: From Showtime to Dirty Grandpa, the hosts rediscover the actor’s quirkiest roles and debate whether The Irishman’s digital de-aging was a cinematic marvel or a bedtime story gone uncanny.CHAPTERS00:00 Game show dreams and trivia talk04:00 Movie Memory begins: The De Niro edition10:20 The Irishman debate14:50 Forgotten classics & surprise deep cuts19:00 Wind down & good nightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen Meinzer and Josh Gondelman host a literary slumber party for the ages.What You'll HearGuest List Goals: Kristen and Josh imagine which book characters they’d invite to their dream pillow fort—complete with chaos, cat hats, and a few smoldering grudges.Reading Between the Lines: Kristen leans into the dramatic with Miss Havisham and Gatsby himself, while Josh brings along Jordan Baker and a Harlem furniture man with a secret.Bookish Bedlam: From barbershop talk to Brontë backstories, the hosts mix mindful rest with mischievous imagination.CHAPTERS00:00 Henna rinses & barbershop calm03:00 Spa days & self-care honesty05:00 The Guest List: book characters edition07:00 The Cat in the Hat crashes the fort08:00 Miss Havisham brings the drama11:00 Gatsby and Jordan join the party15:30 Harlem heists & bedtime gossip19:00 A gothic twist with Bertha Mason21:00 Pillow-fort reflections & goodnightFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Bragg and Josh Gondelman trade office gossip, trolley rage, and sticker envy in a night of good-natured grievances. What You’ll Hear Office Life, Lightly: Matt sets up his new workspace and confesses that “research” mostly involves Oasis documentaries and doodling. Halloween Mix-Ups: Josh and his wife go as the Gallagher brothers—only to be mistaken for Run-DMC—and redeem the night with a tracksuit-themed karaoke marathon. Cart Crimes: Matt vents about people who leave shopping carts loose in parking lots, and together the hosts uncover a “study” proving they’re society’s unsung heroes. Sticker Shock: Josh laments missing out on limited-edition early voting “I Voted” stickers. CHAPTERS 00:00 Welcome & office confessions 02:30 Halloween costumes & karaoke 05:20 Petty grievance: the abandoned shopping cart 08:40 Psychology of trolley justice 11:00 Doing small good deeds (and never cashing them in) 13:40 Josh’s grievance: voting sticker envy 17:00 Civic pride, convenience, and sticker economics 19:00 Bedtime reflections & empathy for strangersFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophia Wilson Pelton, Jacquis Neal, and Kristen Meinzer build a pillow fort worthy of pop-culture dreams.Scroll for You: Sophia takes everyone down a cozy TikTok rabbit hole—from DIY “pillow nests” to Mariah Carey’s wrinkle-free sleep hacks. The verdict: fun, yes; scientifically sound, maybe not.Catching Z’s with the Stars: The trio revisits Ziwe’s interview with New York’s most club-hopping mayor, Eric Adams, and unpacks why confidence isn’t always a virtue.The OC Effect: Nostalgia reigns as they relive the glory (and chaos) of The O.C., Leighton Meester’s comeback, and the underrated perfection of Sandy Cohen.CHAPTERS00:00 Pillow forts & childhood sleepover confessions04:00 TikTok pillow nests & Mariah Carey’s bedtime science07:00 Weighted blanket woes and sleepy gear talk10:00 Ziwe interviews Mayor Eric Adams14:30 Leighton Meester, Gossip Girl, and The O.C. nostalgia22:30 Wind-down & goodnight wishesFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Matt Bragg swap rejection stories and reward points wisdom.What You’ll HearSetbacks & small wins: Matt reflects on missing out on a big TV job—then landing a pie sponsorship instead. Josh shares how he handles professional letdowns (and why sometimes he just blames everyone else’s taste).Broken boilers & bad flights: The hosts trade tales of household chaos, customer service headaches, and the eternal question—should you fix it now or hope it fixes itself?Points, pies & Pepsi jets: Loyalty programs take center stage as they discuss unspent rewards, supermarket schemes, and the infamous Pepsi Points private jet scandal.CHAPTERS00:00 Life updates & small victories03:00 Handling rejection (and humanity’s bad taste)06:00 Boilers, flights & the art of procrastination09:00 Admin fees: the world’s most annoying tax12:00 Reward points & reckless loyalty15:00 The Pepsi jet saga18:00 Could you just drive a private jet around?For the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Matt Bragg trade sleep tips, ancient mysteries, and mid-air confidence.What You’ll HearCozy Confessions: KP’s sleep posture rebellion meets Matt’s electric-blanket enlightenment.The Voynich Vortex: A centuries-old manuscript that makes zero sense—but somehow still begs for a tattoo.Pilot Dreams: Matt’s convinced he could land a plane (with autopilot, obviously), while KP wonders what else we could all be talked through with enough confidence and a headset.CHAPTERS00:00 Cozy greetings & listener sleep tips02:00 Heated blankets & pat-tested coziness05:00 The art of sleeping on your back (or trying to)06:00 The Voynich Manuscript mystery unfolds15:30 KP’s ancient obsession meets Matt’s new theory16:00 Matt’s confident flight plan18:00 Could you be talked through surgery?20:00 Goodnights & grounded dreamsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jacquis Neal and Sophia Wilson Pelton swap moving-day woes, design dilemmas, and the week’s trend forecast.What You’ll HearCouch Conundrums: Sophia’s on the hunt for the perfect sofa.Snooze or Choose: The duo plays a cozy round of trend talk, tackling Balletcore, boneless couches, and secondhand style.Soft Landings: From furniture with no bones to fashion with plenty of flair, Jacquis and Sophia find comfort (and comedy) in the details.CHAPTERS00:00 Moving news & the great couch debate03:00 Secondhand vs. brand new06:00 Snooze or Choose begins: Balletcore edition11:00 Boneless couches: genius or beanbag in disguise?16:00 Thrifting, tailoring, and timeless clothes19:00 Goodnights & gentle sign-offsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Jacquis Neal trade sneaker stories and TV takes.What You’ll Hear:Shoe Revival: KP updates Jacquis on her latest footwear rotation — from mesh Mary Janes to neon sneakers — and defends rescuing a once-doomed pair from the donation pile.Streaming Strategies: The two unpack Netflix’s holiday release plan for Stranger Things season five, debating binge drops vs. weekly episodes and wondering if nostalgia alone can carry a nine-year-old show.Growing Pains: From the kids of Hawkins to the cast of Euphoria, they ponder when actors age out of high school forever (and how Winona Ryder stays timeless).CHAPTERS00:00 New shoe check-in06:30 Where not to buy sneakers07:30 Stranger Things returns13:40 The memory gap of long breaks16:00 Grown-up “kids” on teen TV18:00 Sleepy goodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen Meinzer is joined by actress and writer Nicole Daniels. Together they put on their bonnets and obsess over Little Women. What You’ll Hear Prairie Hearts & Period Pieces: Kristen and Nicole bond over their shared love of corsets, candlelight, and historical cosplay (yes, Nicole even wore her Victorian dress while recording). Little Women, Big Opinions: From Jo’s fire-tossed manuscript to Amy’s redemption arc, the pair unpack sisterly drama, Laurie’s questionable choices, and why Meg just doesn’t move the needle. Spoon, Snore, or Shove on the Floor: A cozy twist on “Kiss, Marry, Kill” featuring Little Women suitors, Orchard House at Christmas, and the all-time icons of American Girl dollhood. CHAPTERS 00:00 Welcome & bonnet talk 02:30 Nicole on narrating Hatch Classics Little Women  04:00 Sister rankings 09:00 Laurie, love, and literary grudges 10:10 Spoon, Snore, or Shove: the suitor edition 12:30 Orchard House vs. Walden Pond vs. NYC in the fall 16:00 American Girl showdown: Samantha, Felicity, Addie 19:20 Sweet dreams and sisterhoodFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jacquis Neal and Matt Bragg build the ultimate snooze pack — one classic comedy at a time. What You’ll Hear Vacation Mode: The hosts dream up their ideal holidays, from all-inclusive resorts to the art of truly doing nothing (no small feat). Comedy Comfort Films: A six-pack of laughs featuring Superbad, Coming to America, Airplane, Anchorman, Elf, and a Jim Carrey classic or two. Laughter as Legacy: Why nostalgia makes comedies stick — and how quoting Anchorman might just be a universal love language. CHAPTERS 00:00 Rest days and busy minds 02:00 The vacation paradox 05:10 Building the Snooze Pack: Comedy Edition 06:00 Superbad and high school nostalgia 09:00 Coming to America and the comedy crown 12:30 Airplane and the golden age of jokes 15:00 Anchorman and the birth of meme-speak 18:00 Elf and holiday humor that lasts 19:30 Jim Carrey’s 90s reign 21:00 Yes Man and saying yes to sleepFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Sophia Wilson Pelton catch up on Dancing with the Stars and air some...gratitudes. What You’ll Hear The Great Andy Richter Debate: Sophia breaks down this season of Dancing With the Stars' surprise eliminations (and questionable fan votes) while KP investigates the mysterious legacy of Bobby Bones. Dream Journals & Party Games: KP shares her nightly “creative downloads,” including a dream-born game called Convictions that just might be her next big hit. Long Johns & Hospital Robes: Sophia gives a heartfelt ode to long underwear, while KP confesses her favorite robe was once… medical-grade. CHAPTERS 00:00 Catching up on DWTS 04:38 A grateful goodbye to Andy Richter 05:00 KP’s productive dreams & new game “Convictions” 09:40 Sophia loves long johns, layering, and staying cozy 14:00 The thrifted hospital robe saga 17:40 100% cotton dreams and goodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Josh Gondelman plan the ultimate slumber party—chaos and coziness included.Sweater Weather Dreams: The hosts wax poetic about crisp days, cardigans, and the pure joy of autumn layering (before jackets ruin everything). Fantasy Guest List: Each builds a dream slumber party guest list of TV personalities—complete with Miss Rachel, Tyra Banks, Orna from Couples Therapy, Questlove, Charles Barkley, and Lisa Barlow. It’s part therapy session, part fever dream.Reality Check: From Survivor’s Jeff Probst to the beautiful absurdity of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Sophia and Josh unpack what makes good TV—and great party chemistry.CHAPTERS00:00 Cozy weather check-in02:00 Sweaters, jackets, and the fall fashion dilemma04:00 The slumber party game begins05:00 Questlove joins the guest list07:30 Tyra Banks’ hot ice cream empire09:45 Miss Rachel & the teacher’s night out energy11:20 Orna vs. Tyra Banks13:15 Charles Barkley, the Round Mound of Rebound14:40 Lisa Barlow & Salt Lake City chaos17:30 Housewives, self-awareness & reality TV magic19:30 Sweet dreams of a chaotic slumber partyFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Kristen Meinzer rate trends from beige wardrobes to barrel pants.Snooze or Choose: The hosts bring back their cozy game of cultural judgment—debating everything from cowboy-chic barrel pants to “Ralph Lauren Christmas” décor and the endless reign of beige.Color Me Calm: KP rebels against color analysis charts, and Kristen shares wisdom from a surprisingly profound hardware-store paint mixer.Big Hair Energy: From Texas hairspray habits to the perfect 70s shag, they celebrate the art (and comedy) of getting it wrong in style.CHAPTERS00:00 Dakota Johnson party report03:00 Hair heights and 70s shag hopes04:30 Snooze or Choose begins05:00 Barrel pants: love or loathe09:00 Ralph Lauren Christmas décor12:45 The beige takeover16:40 Color analysis debates19:10 Hardware-store wisdom & closing thoughtsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Matt Bragg play doctor, then play “Would You Rather.”Cold Comforts: The hosts swap recovery rituals (from Bear Grylls–branded water filters to the miracle of simply going to bed on time) and marvel at the brief, god-like power of feeling well again.Beauty vs. Brains: In a classic “Would You Rather,” Josh and Matt debate the merits of being a beautiful fool or an unattractive genius—and accidentally land on the perfect comedian origin story.Love Island or Survivor?: One host dreams of alliances and Jeff Probst; the other envisions chaos, sunscreen, and a hero’s arc for the “rat boys.”CHAPTERS00:00 The joy of no longer being sick02:30 DIY medicine & Bear Grylls’ Water 207:00 Would You Rather: beautiful vs. brilliant14:00 The Rat Boy summer advantage15:00 Survivor vs. Love Island19:30 A toast to handsome geniuses everywhereFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Sophia Wilson Pelton clean out their closets—literally and emotionally.Decluttered Dreams: KP shares the satisfaction of letting go (and the humiliation of a friend who only took one bandana). Sophia weighs in on the joy of donating and the agony of lugging bags to Buffalo Exchange.Scroll 4 U: Sophia recaps her week online—from influencer apartment tours to a Reddit fry feud to Kim Kardashian’s charm offensive—and KP reacts with equal parts empathy and delight.A Cozy Sign-Off: Between maximalist décor takes and quiet laughs about internet drama, the hosts find calm in cozy chaos.CHAPTERS00:00 Gorgeous evenings & early bedtimes01:00 Closet clean-outs and clothing confessions04:40 Scroll for You: Sophia’s internet finds07:00 Molly Rutter’s moving saga10:30 Maximalist décor and fruit stools14:00 The Reddit fry fight18:00 Kim Kardashian, Call Her Daddy, and closing thoughtsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Jacquis Neal count their gratitudes and their dishes.An Airing of Gratitudes: KP celebrates her new countertop dishwasher (and her cozy new neighborhood) while Jacquis reflects on LA’s surprisingly wholesome holiday spirit.Neighborhood Magic: From midnight walks by the river to Burbank’s over-the-top Halloween scenes, the hosts swap stories of community, kindness, and festive front yards.The Season of Light (and Inflatable Reindeer): KP and Jacquis share their favorite decorations, neighborly hopes, and sleepy joy for the season ahead.CHAPTERS00:00 Cozy season check-in03:00 The great dishwasher awakening07:00 Knowing (or not knowing) your neighbors10:00 Holiday décor gratitude14:00 Halloween highlights in LA17:00 Inflatable dreams & goodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP and Josh spin up the time machine in the Pillow Fort on The Nightly.They warm up with peak-snooze nostalgia—freshly washed sheets, cracked windows, and the childhood art of “pretend you’re asleep so you get carried in”—then glide into Drowsy History to unravel the mystery of the Roanoke (Lost) Colony. From 1585–1590 timelines and Algonquin encounters to the ominous tree carving “CROATOAN”, Dare Stones skepticism, choppy-seas delays, and why no single survivor’s account ever surfaced, it’s a cozy, curious wander through one of America’s favorite historical question marks.What you’ll hearBest sleep ever: fresh sheets, fall breeze, post–big project knockoutRoanoke 101 (sleepy edition): 1585 attempt flops, 1587 family colony (≈118 people), 1590 check-in = emptyThe clues: the CROATOAN carving, rumored Dare Stones, and why “nobody wrote home” mattersTheories, gently debated: joined local tribes, lost at sea, or starved out when farming failedWhy it still haunts us: distance, weather windows, and three-year “be right back”s that weren’tFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jacquis and Sophia build a comfort-TV Snooze Pack in the Pillow Fort on The Nightly.A whisper-soft open (perfect temp, perfectly quiet) sparks big questions: does a tree make a sound if no one hears it, and would teleportation rebuild you as… not you? Then they switch to pure coziness with a “Snooze Pack” draft of six comfort shows. Sophia locks in Grey’s Anatomy, Insecure (Team Lawrence discourse!), and Gilmore Girls; Jacquis counters with Martin, General Hospital, and all-time cartoons (Looney Tunes, Tom & Jerry, early SpongeBob). Along the way: why comedies need a season to find their groove, how soaps become lifelong companions, and why rewatching favorites soothes an anxious mind.What you’ll hearPhilosophy at pillow-volume: tree-in-the-forest & the teleportation identity puzzleSnooze Pack draft (3×3):Sophia — Grey’s Anatomy, Insecure, Gilmore GirlsJacquis — Martin, General Hospital, classic cartoons (Looney Tunes, Tom & Jerry, SpongeBob S1–3)TV comfort science: first-season jitters, “TV as medicine,” and rewatch brain-calmInsecure chat: messy hearts, growth arcs, and the eternal Team Issa vs. Team LawrenceSoap comfort: decades-long storylines, legacy characters, and why daily TV hits differentFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jacquis and Matt time-travel the Pillow Fort on The Nightly.Dark-at-5 debates turn into a cozy crusade against daylight saving time (pets and kids do not “gain” an hour), then the Pop Culture Time Machine fires up: Jacquis relives the electric 1998 MLB home-run chase—Chicago in full fever, Sammy’s 20-dinger June, McGwire hitting 70, why the “steroids era” made baseball must-see—while Matt tells the legendary tale of a would-be Premier League striker who talked his way onto the pitch for one surreal cameo. They wrap by admitting the only records they’re breaking tonight are in Dreamland.What you’ll hearCozy vs. clock: early sunsets, DST gripes, and why 4:15 p.m. darkness feels criminalSummer ’98, turn it up: Sosa’s June explosion, McGwire’s 70, baseball rebornRivals & revival: Cubs–Cards drama, Bulls dynasty hangover, a city switching sportsFootball folk tale: the chancer who blagged a top-flight debut (and got subbed off)Bedtime button: if we can’t fix the clocks, we can at least dream bigFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jacquis and Sophia dim the lights in the Pillow Fort on The Nightly.An ode to the Irish exit (bed by 11:30, no goodbyes) turns into a sleepy-time summit with comedian Gianmarco Soresi—insomnia, night terrors, doom-scrolling, and the mysterious power that knocks you out at Broadway prices. They trade survival tactics (espresso IVs for Act I, alarm-clock etiquette for couples, neighbor diplomacy letters) before a cozy round of “Would You Rather”: beach nap vs. igloo snooze, and bedroom fireplace vs. clawfoot tub at the foot of the bed. Gianmarco closes with a plug for his hour Thief of Joy (free on YouTube) and his podcast The Downside.What you’ll hearIrish exit supremacy: why leaving before 11 is self-careSleep confessions: insomnia, night terrors, and why theaters = instant napsAlarm etiquette: snoozers vs. civilians, New York neighbor diplomacy, “I just got my son to sleep” method actingCreative noise: hotel-room vocal warmups, dance parties, and apology notes that overshareWould You Rather (sleep edition): beach vs. igloo; fireplace glow vs. tub-side slumberPlug corner: Gianmarco Soresi’s Thief of Joy (YouTube) + The Downside podcastFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP and Sophia go full thrift-core in the Pillow Fort on The Nightly.A cozy catch-up turns retail feral: KP braves a 25-minute thrift trek for $5 padded folding chairs and begins manifesting a ceramic pour-over, while Sophia’s life is forever changed by perfect sweat shorts. They crown ugly-cute loungewear king (Terry cloth romper supremacy), then play a spicy Would You Rather—spoilers vs. never finishing books (team spoilers) and Bake Off with no skills vs. Drag Race without drag (gentle judges > brutal runway). Cue a TV detour: converting KP’s anti-spoiler mom, Yellowjackets patience, Law & Order comfort, the glorious chaos of 9-1-1 (bee tornado episode!), and a Bake Off/Hell’s Kitchen culture whiplash—technical challenges, birthday caterpillars, and Gordon Ramsay’s “idiot sandwich” era vs. sweet MasterChef Junior dad-mode. They close on talent-show lore—Benson Boone’s “top-24 then dip” and why Susan Boyle was always just a normal person with a great voice.What you’ll hearThrift math: $5 vs. $25 folding chairs, Facebook Marketplace reality checksCaffeine quests: ceramic pour-over only—plastic need not applyComfy-core canon: sweat shorts, terry rompers, ugly things that heal the soulSpoiler ethics: journey > twist; finishing books mattersShowdowns: Great British Bake Off (technical terror, birthday caterpillars) vs. Drag Race (runway peril)Kitchen TV vibes: Ramsay’s duality—Hell’s Kitchen bark, MasterChef Junior heartReality royalty: Chopped hometown hero, American Idol amnesia, Benson Boone lore, and a Susan Boyle sanity checkFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP and Sophia crack open the “Nightly Book Club” in the Pillow Fort on The Nightly, serving a cozy, chaotic mix of library love, literary hot takes, and late-night recs that’ll wreck your TBR in the best way.Fresh off a big move, KP’s exploring her local branches like a social butterfly with a library card—crashing creative writing circles, photo meetups, and an unexpected kids’ chess class—while Sophia makes the case that libraries are the ultimate urban hangouts (free events, free tools, and yes, public sewing machines!). From there, it’s a caffeinated, candlelit chat that jumps between dystopia, memoir, and myth. Sophia evangelizes I Who Have Never Known Men and the haunting internet spirals it triggered, while KP defends Frankenstein’s eternal relevance and admits her new obsession with nonfiction. The duo swap favorite authors (Octavia Butler, Ursula K. Le Guin, Emily Henry), roast the “too many POVs” problem, and debate when a Greek myth retelling becomes just… fanfic with laurels. Equal parts syllabus and sleepover, it’s a love letter to reading, rewriting, and the library card that still does the most.What you’ll hear:Library hacks: Free events, maker spaces, and surviving a kids-only chess classBook rec lightning round:I Who Have Never Known Men, The Fruit of the Dead, Sea of Tranquility, The Glass HotelThe Center Cannot Hold, Frankenstein, Dante’s Inferno (on deck)Genre buffet: Spec fic, sci-fi, myth retellings, and “romance without the smut”Structure therapy: POV overload, disorienting time jumps, and too many guys named JonSnackable reads: The Compound (Love Island meets The Hunger Games) + KP’s eternal Frankenstein plugFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen and Jacquis snuggle into the Pillow Fort on The Nightly for a full-on holiday immersion — part cozy confessional, part cinematic celebration, part heartfelt pep talk for anyone who’s ever felt lonely during the holidays. From childhood schemes to peek at presents to grown-up rituals of kindness and connection, they unwrap what Christmas really means: warmth, humor, and small sparks of magic that don’t require perfection.Kristen embraces her self-proclaimed “Christmas mania” with 100 days of holiday films, Brooklyn tree-naming traditions, and the legendary “Box of Crap™” exchange with her sister. Jacquis brings the laughs and the grounding—remembering white artificial trees, Home Alone 2 supremacy, and the joy of giving back. Together, they swap stories, sing praises to The Muppet Christmas Carol, and remind listeners that the holidays are better when you let them be human, messy, and kind.What you’ll hear:Santa, but make it kind: Rethinking “naughty vs. nice” with empathy and humorChildhood capers: Tiny Jacquis’ legendary present-peeking failThe Christmas canon: Kristen’s classics (Shop Around the Corner, It’s a Wonderful Life), guilty pleasures, and A Diva’s Christmas CarolDeck the halls: Real trees, white trees, and the Brooklyn naming ritualGiving back: From “elf” volunteering to USPS Operation SantaThe Box of Crap™ & Boxing Day party: Unwrapping joy without the pressureBig feelings: When holidays feel heavy — why movies, mimosas, and second chances helpFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen & Matt get cozy-season core on The Nightly — slacks, spas, and spooky décor included.A full fall sampler: Kristen crowns Matt the king of comfy as he discovers the magic of “slacks” (smart joggers in disguise), while she leans into soft living with art days at The Frick, seven Broadway tears during Maybe Happy Ending, and a bird-watching walk for balance. The pair trade spa stories—from Kristen’s hidden neighborhood oasis (hot tub, sauna, steam, cold plunge) to Matt’s homegrown whiskey-barrel plunge that’s now… a planter. Karaoke night segues into a dream sequence: Liam Gallagher guiding Kristen through a cave obstacle course, ending in hugs and selfies.Then it’s cozy-culture critique and Halloween mania: Matt’s seven-show weekend, PSL ambivalence (“love fall, hate being marketed into it”), and the UK’s commitment to Halloween maximalism—LED ghosts, toppled gravestones, and cats with destructive tendencies. Pumpkins are planned, but not too early—nobody wants a repeat of last year’s pre-Halloween collapse.What you’ll hear:Style forecast: The rise of unisex cozy-core and the case for elastic waistbandsCultural staycations: Frick Collection glam, Maybe Happy Ending tears, and bird-watching zenSpa vibes: Hidden backyard wellness havens and DIY cold plunges gone greenDreams & divas: Karaoke triumphs, Liam Gallagher cameos, and the surreal power of sleepAutumn rituals: Fall fashion, pumpkin pacing, and the Addams Family vs. Hostel aesthetic debateFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP and Matt hoist the colors in the Pillow Fort on The NightlyFrom mead-soaked jousts at Medieval Times (where the Yellow Knight wins hearts but not battles) to cannon-blasting pirate dinner theater, KP and Matt embark on a high-seas history hang that drifts delightfully into Drowsy History. They retell the Battle of Trafalgar with just the right mix of real tactics and bedtime goofiness—Nelson’s perpendicular “break the line” gambit, HMS Victory’s glory, the hazards of shiny medals, and that fabled brandy-barrel ride home.What you’ll hear:Jousting-as-WWE: arena horses, crowd allegiances, and thematically inaccurate Long IslandsPirate-show dreams: ship-boarding heroics, rum-fueled courage, and citrus for moraleTrafalgar (drowsy edition): Nelson vs. the Franco-Spanish fleet, perpendicular tactics, and post-battle legendFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh and Jacquis light up the Pillow Fort on The Nightly.Spooky-season energy meets cozy pop-culture nostalgia as the duo swap childhood Halloween stories (Waldo, Ghostbuster, Gerald from Hey Arnold!), celebrate peak Nickelodeon (Legends of the Hidden Temple, GUTS, Mark Summers, Michael O’Malley—and even a Weird Al cameo), and debate the etiquette of adult trick-or-treating. From Burbank’s cinematic yard displays to award-season predictions, they keep the conversation rolling: Sinners and One Battle at a Time emerge as likely Oscar heavyweights, with talk of IMAX spectacle, 70mm craftsmanship, and scene-stealing turns from Michael B. Jordan, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Sean Penn. The night winds down on the “great once-onlys” list—films too powerful to revisit but impossible to forget.What you’ll hear:Costume flashbacks: Waldo, Ghostbuster, Gerald—plus Nickelodeon game show nostalgiaAdult trick-or-treating: rules, optics, and free candy diplomacyAwards talk: Sinners vs. One Battle at a Time, prestige-meets-popcorn favoritesOscars preview: screenplay vs. acting races, IMAX-scale artistryThe once-only shelf: Moonlight, Fruitvale Station, Children of Men—masterpieces we love but can’t reliveFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt and Sophia fluff up the Pillow Fort on The Nightly.Sweater-weather vibes lead to big-life tinkering: Sophia’s seven-hour declutter sparks a woodworking itch (stool-building classes and bowl-turning dreams), while Matt wrestles a stubborn thermostat and admits he’s a “try + instructions” handyman. The two drift through moving-season fantasies—Zillow vs. Zoopla, flats vs. apartments, the pain of bedframes, and why a pre-winter purge beats spring cleaning. Finally, Sophia unpacks the internet’s latest redemption-arc gamble: Ned Fulmer’s Rock Bottom return, opening with a raw, therapy-style talk with his estranged wife—and what to make of a comeback that starts at confession.What you’ll hear:Cozy check-in: first cold snap, sweater weather, and dead smart-thermostatsDIY & making: beginner woodworking classes, bowl-turning goals, and “can I hang a shelf above my bed?” courageMove math: Zillow/Zoopla snooping, beloved-but-bulky furniture, roommates vs. solo livingDeclutter logic: why a pre-winter cleanout makes hibernation season happierPop-culture debrief: a YouTuber’s public atonement and the ethics of monetizing a “rock bottom”For the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristen and Sophia cozy up inside the Pillow Fort on The Nightly.Fall has officially entered the chat—and we’re playing Snooze or Choose with the season’s biggest culture + style trends. From gorpcore (yes, the techy-hiker pants with a thousand zip pockets), to the eternal pumpkin spice debate, to friendship bracelets (Swiftie beads vs. camp-style woven classics), this episode is peak cozy, low-stakes fun with a side of practical style talk.What you’ll hearEarly-autumn joy: back-to-school energy, crisp weather feels, and why light jackets + layers are undefeated.Gorpcore, chosen: cargo pants, UPF jackets, puffer vests, fleece, Keen sneakers, and why function-forward fits are perfect for city walkers.Pumpkin spice, reframed: treat it like dessert, not coffee—plus how seasonal rituals mark time and make meaning.Friendship bracelets, nuanced: on-mic jewelry realities, nostalgia for embroidery-thread weaves, and Swiftie bead mania.Cozy traditions: pumpkin patches, corn mazes, haunted nights, and a dash of Oregon fall nostalgia.For the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jacquis and Matt stoke the fireplace vibes in the Pillow Fort on The Nightly. Fresh off travels (Edinburgh Fringe, Barcelona, Portugal’s Lagos beaches), the duo opens the mailbag for cozy, practical advice: haunted houses (maze vs. “real” haunt, how to keep your cool), supportive listening when your partner’s passion isn’t yours (collectibles, anyone?), and the truth about beauty sleep (sleep = good; moisturize = better; looking refreshed = best).What you’ll hearFringe-y travel tales & why walking + trains beat LA trafficHaunted house pep talk: pick the bravest shoulder, play it cool, enjoy the adrenalineLove & hobbies: listen, ask one smart question, don’t yuck their yumBeauty sleep debate: rest, hydration, and lotion in every roomFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt and KP clink pints and cozy up in the Pillow Fort on The Nightly.Welcome to the pub corner: rooftop birthdays, proper pub grub, and a castle-courtyard comedy gig that turns into full-on ghost chat—gray ladies, gravelly carriage sounds, secret rooms with bones (!). Then it’s a detour through local papers, a “Strange Houses” mystery, and Exeter’s most eyebrow-raising listing: a clothes-free river cruise with trivia and a midnight dance floor. Sleepy laughs, spooky vibes, and very British silliness.What you’ll hearPub comforts, rooftop views & castle-courtyard stand-upGhost lore: gray ladies, hidden rooms, and carriage “accidents”Book rec: Strange Houses (creepy floor-plan mysteries)Local news roulette: naked cruise + quiz night logisticsTravel daydreams: castles you can actually stay in (if you dare)For the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophia and Kristen scroll and swoon in the Pillow Fort on The Nightly.From 1960s Corvette-curfew lore to a cozy “Scroll For You,” the duo dives into ultramarathons (300-mile races, trail naps, hallucinations), toupees/hair systems (at-home installs, glue, confidence boosts), and a Jonas Brothers nostalgia lap—Camp Rock memories, live pipes, and a loving style audit (looser fits, fewer leather caps, embrace the curls).What you’ll hearFamily throwbacks: sneaking in at 4 a.m., beehives, and pre-Instagram freedomUltra running rabbit hole: aid stations, micro-sleeps, why people get hookedHair systems 101: shaving, adhesive, maintenance, and happy revealsJoBros forever: hits, tours, and a gentle wardrobe refreshFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh and KP time-travel through pop culture in the Pillow Fort on The Nightly.From “Etsy witches” and full-moon burn lists to astrology as mind-expanding (not mind-shrinking), the duo fires up the Pop Culture Time Machine: Josh revisits D’Angelo’s surprise drop of Black Messiah (12/15/2014) and the joy of event albums, while KP rewinds to Survivor: Pearl Islands and Johnny Fairplay’s infamous “dead grandma” play—how it reshaped reality-TV strategy and why Jeff Probst still isn’t a fan. Cozy chatter, spicy ethics, great tunes, and a dash of nostalgia.What you’ll hearWitchy rituals, burn lists & why time heals more than spellsAstrology as a lens (not a limit)Event albums: D’Angelo’s Black Messiah, Beyoncé-style surprise drops, Tyler’s quick-tease eraReality-TV lore: Johnny Fairplay’s lie, family visits, and the birth of “designed villainy”Probst vs. Fairplay, plus how self-aware contestants changed the gameFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jacquis and Sophia wind down in the Pillow Fort on The Nightly.A mini career wobble (Sophia’s fleeting firefighter era), the myth of “hot firefighters,” and the vanishing house-call stripper trope kick things off before comfort returns: home-cooked meals, routines, and a cozy “Scroll For You.” They dive into Super Bowl halftime nostalgia (MJ, Madonna/M.I.A., Janet & JT, Kendrick, Rihanna, Dre/Snoop/Eminem, Coldplay, Maroon 5) and how modern shows play to the camera over the crowd. Then it’s Australian Survivor: Australia vs. the World obsession and the subreddits that make the watch more fun—AITA, “Am I Overreacting,” Disney Parks, r/NoNoNoYes, and more. Soft landings, sleepy vibes.What you’ll hearSide-hustle spirals, firefighter fantasies, and ’90s/’00s tropesWhy halftime shows feel smaller (stadium vs. screen energy)Favorite sets: Kendrick, Dre/Snoop house-set, MJ, Rihanna, Coldplay, Maroon 5Survivor AU binge talk + spoiler-smart Reddit lurkingRoad life → home-cooking cravings and re-centering routinesFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt and Josh air grievances and giggle their way through grammar, gigs, and gear in the Pillow Fort on The Nightly.A lazy week turns productive (attic clear-outs!), a Philly road trip turns musical (Rilo Kiley sing-along; choosing between Tigermilk and If You’re Feeling Sinister), and then it’s an official Airing of Grievances: from “generally” vs. “genuinely” to “could of” vs. “could’ve,” the mystery of “bear with me,” and the overblamed em-dash. They wrap with a very real style dilemma—what bag should men carry?—backpacks, totes, briefcases, fanny packs, and the case for a socially accepted, actually stylish everyday bag.What you’ll hearRoad stories: partners on tour, Philly gigs, and soundtrack debatesBelle & Sebastian night: album-vs-album ticket choiceLanguage pet peeves (said with love, not snobbery)Em-dash discourse and meme “tells” for AI writingThe Great Man-Bag Debate: backpacks, totes, briefcases, belt bags, and the Scottish sporranFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP and Kristen sink into the Pillow Fort on The Nightly.Post–back-tweak bliss (floor time ftw!) leads into a listener mailbag: Is it “bad” to pivot careers even when you’re good at your job? (No—plan your safety net and follow the curiosity), and decorating détente when one partner brings a bright teal couch to the new place (covers, color-mixing, room “ownership,” and moodboards to the rescue). Cozy, practical, and very pro-change.What you’ll hearFloor time & tummy-time: simple resets that actually helpCareer pivots: desire vs. logistics, safety nets, learning in publicDesign peace talks: furniture covers, palette hacks, style-mixing (MCM x industrial x Southwest), split-the-room strategy, Pinterest inspoFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.