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Full Show PT 3: Friday, August 28 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, August 28 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, August 28 [Vault]
Vault: Are you a real Twilight fan?
Vault: Am I normal or or B****?
Vault: Divorce Attorney In-Studio
Vault: Bert's friend's daughter has a mustache
Vault: Her friends are divorcing
Vault: Her Poor Man's Cookbook
Vault: Her brother quit his job for comedy
Vault: What celebrity do you connect with?
Vault: Bert's Summer Books
Vault: Adam Levine Interview
Vault: Massage therapist crossing the line
Vault: The Bert Show women play softball
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, August 27 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, August 27 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, August 27 [Vault]
Vault: Bert feels better about not catching a marlin
Vault: His gay lover is engaged to his sister Part 5
Vault: His gay lover is engaged to his sister Part 4
Vault: Leap of Faith Date Part 2
Vault: Is she pregnant or not?
Vault: Summer Reading List for Jenn and Melissa
Vault: She shops in the junior section as an adult
Vault: His gay lover is engaged to his sister Part 3
Vault: The best time to save on everything
Vault: His gay lover is engaged to his sister Part 2
Vault: His gay lover is engaged to his sister Part 1
Vault: Leap of Faith Date Part 1
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, August 26 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, August 26 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, August 26 [Vault]
Vault: Listener calls in about Bert wanting to play softball
Vault: Celebrity Softball
Vault: Girls are starting puberty earlier
Vault: Men who refuse sex
Vault: Jenn wants to with Regis Philbin
Vault: USA Soccer Team Won The World Cup
Vault: The airline made them throw away their turtle
Vault: Oprah's Audition Winner
Vault: His wife has a boyfriend Part 4
Vault: Quad J might have been arrested
Vault: Summer Reading List
Vault: Her baby won't say "Dada!"
Vault: Company Email on Food Theft
Vault: She's happy and sad about Jenn's engagement
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, August 25 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, August 25 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, August 25 [Vault]
Vault: She got an expensive ring from a friend Part 2
Vault: She got an expensive ring from a friend Part 1
Vault: She got a text from her anti-christ
Vault: She's going on vacation with a Facebook friend
Vault: His sister doesn't have a cell phone
Vault: He stood line for the new iPhone 4
Vault: His wife has a boyfriend Part 3
Vault: Her neighbor is buying her kids expensive gifts
Vault: It's not Father's Day for everyone
Vault: What are Jenn's thoughts on eloping?
Vault: Is your child a prodigy?
Vault: Father Crunk has words for Jenn
Full Show PT 3: Monday, August 24 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, August 24 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, August 24 [Vault]
Vault: She drives stick shift to prevent texting
Vault: His wife has a boyfriend Part 2
Vault: His wife has a boyfriend Part 1
Vault: Books of the Summer
Vault: She sleeps with a snoring dog
Vault: Is cheerleading a sport?
Vault: He thinks her marriage will fail
Vault: Grandma is hooking up when she should be babysitting
Vault: His dog chews everything in the house
Vault: Jenn & Superman share their engagement story
Vault: Nashville, are you listening?
Vault: She might have a half sister Part 6
Full Show PT 3: Friday, August 21 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, August 21 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, August 21 [Vault]
Vault: 4th Father's Day BrandsMart Winner
Vault: Who had a botched engagement?
Vault: Bert Show member got engaged
Vault: Her dating anti-christ wants her back
Vault: He encountered a rude sneezer
Vault: Her boyfriend is making big changes
Vault: Can you cheat with songs?
Vault: She might have a half sister Part 5
Vault: Jeff needs help with ants
Vault: They're going to a European topless beach
Vault: He was upset about the Celtics vs Lakers game
Vault: His dog gave him a scare
Vault: 3rd Father's Day BrandsMart Winner
Vault: Did she take the G-Shot?
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, August 20 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, August 20 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, August 20 [Vault]
Vault: His dog gave him a scare
Vault: Hall of Fame News Bloopers
Vault: Listener tells Bert about record-breaking marlin that was caught
Vault: He lost the phone with her phone number Part 6
Vault: Celebrity incarceration Draft
Vault: 2nd BrandsMart Winner of Father's Day
Vault: Oprah Winfrey at Ron Clark Academy Graduation
Vault: Sanjay Gupta Father's Day
Vault: She doesn't want her dad to officiate her ex's wedding Part 2
Vault: She doesn't want her dad to officiate her ex's wedding Part 1
Vault: Is she still smoking after quitting cold turkey?
Vault: She doesn't believe in nut allergies
Vault: Jeff can't open a beer bottle
Vault: Q100 AC IS OUT
Vault: 12 Wedding Statistics That Will Surprise You
Vault: Bert Show Intern has beef on her last day
Vault: His friend is dating a creepy guy
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, August 19 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, August 19 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, August 19 [Vault]
Vault: Incarceration Draft
Vault: Jeff's dad was crapped on at SugarLand concert
Vault: Bert's Reality TV Show Update
Vault: Great Father's Day Gifts
Vault: Father's Day BrandsMart Winner
Vault: She moved her boyfriend in without him knowing Part 2
Vault: More Poop Talk
Vault: She found a bride more self-centered than her
Vault: Bert doesn't always eat healthy
Vault: He and his brother like the same woman Part 2
Vault: He and his brother like the same woman Part 1
Vault: Listeners call in about homeschooling
Vault: Airport security was called on Jeff
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, August 18 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, August 18 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, August 18 [Vault]
Vault: An American at The World Cup
Vault: Is it okay to fart in front of your wife?
Vault: Jimmy Dean Customer Service Call
Vault: Khloe Kardashian Interview
Vault: She admits she's an occasional smoker
Vault: She's at peace with men cheating
Vault: Baby Etiquette
Vault: She Wants to Homeschool Without the Qualifications Part 3
Vault: She moved her boyfriend in without him knowing
Vault: Second Nashville Call
Vault: She wants to spend alone time with her girlfriend
Vault: Country Club of Roswell helps Bert's Big Adventure
Vault: Google Logo Tech Support Call
Vault: She has sympathy for Lindsay Lohan
Full Show PT 3: Monday, August 17 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, August 17 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, August 17 [Vault]
Vault: 16-year old girl to sail around the world
Vault: The Bert Show Goal Contest
Vault: Ghost Hunters In-Studio Part 2
Vault: Ghost Hunters In-Studio Part 1
Vault: She Wants to Homeschool Without the Qualifications Part 2
Vault: She Wants to Homeschool Without the Qualifications Part 1
Vault: What did we do before smart phones?
Vault: His co-workers hates the new female employee
Vault: Bert wants to play softball after his surgery
Vault: Inebriated 911 Calls
Vault: When is it okay to fart with your partner?
Vault: 15 Ways To Predict A Divorce
Vault: Her Quarter-Life Crisis Part 2
Vault: Texting & Driving
Vault: Her Quarter-Life Crisis Part 1
Full Show PT 3: Friday, August 14 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, August 14 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, August 14 [Vault]
Vault: First Nashville Call
Vault: Ask Us Anything Wheel
Vault: She wants to fire people before she quits Part 2
Vault: Bert finally opens a month-old letter from his mother
Vault: Celebrity Incarceration Draft
Vault: Bert's month old letter from his mother
Vault: She was told she's too fat for gym equipment Part 2
Vault: She was told she's too fat for gym equipment Part 1
Vault: She accidentally farted in front of her boyfriend
Vault: She wants to fire people before she quits
Vault: Clothing that men hate on women
Vault: He kept writing love letters to his late wife
Vault: He introduced his fiance with ex's name
Vault: His dad wasn't excited about his gift
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, August 13 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, August 13 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, August 13 [Vault]
Vault: She might have a half-sister Part 4
Vault: She might have a half sister Part 3
Vault: Jenn on CNN Headline News
Vault: He's having problems with his neighbors
Vault: You need a reservation to try this sandwich
Vault: The Bert Show airs in Nashville
Vault: Drama at Screen On The Green
Vault: She might have a half sister Part 2
Vault: She might have a half sister
Vault: Her friend might have a drinking problem Part 2
Vault: Lee DeWyze Interview
Vault: How to get the "Big O!"
Vault: Things NOT to do to bartenders
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, August 12 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, August 12 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, August 12 [Vault]
Vault: He sang his McDonald's order
Vault: He lost the phone with her phone number Part 5
Vault: She's getting married and keeping her last name
Vault: Why don't more women play poker?
Vault: He lost the phone with her phone number Part 4
Vault: He lost the phone with her phone number Part 3
Vault: Female Interns VS Male Interns
Vault: He lost the phone with her phone number Part 2
Vault: He lost the phone with her phone number Part 1
Vault: Jeff got injured on a wave runner
Vault: Bert's son landed the lead role without telling him
Vault: Bert's Commencement Speech
Vault: American Idol-Crystal Bowersox
Vault: Most Inappropriately Timed Breakups
Vault: She had a horrible rental car experience
Vault: Bert finally caught a fish
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, August 11 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, August 11 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1/ Tuesday, August 11 [Vault]
Vault: Her roommate might be a hooker Part 3
Vault: He pays for sex Part 2
Vault: He pays for sex Part 1
Vault: She's upset about what Jeff said
Vault: Is it okay to check your spouse's email?
Vault: Katy Perry In-Studio
Vault: American Idol- Kimberly Caldwell
Vault: American Idol Winner- Lee DeWyze
Vault: American Idol- Ace Young
Vault: The Bert Show snuck backstage
Vault: American Idol Finale Recap
Vault: Americal Idol- Diana DeGarmo
Vault: American Idol- Michael Johns
Full Show PT 3: Monday, August 10 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, August 10 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, August 10 [Vault]
Vault: Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell Interview 9 years ago
Vault: Melissa's mom can predict American Idol winners
Vault: Brendan Hines joins The Bert Show
Vault: LIVE at Nokia Theatre Part 2
Vault: She finally got to speak with Casey James
Vault: LIVE at Nokia Theatre
Vault: American Idol- Big Mike and Kris Allen
Vault: American Idol- Siobhan Magnus
Vault: Incarceration Draft
Vault: Bert Show Separate Los Angeles Adventures
Vault: Boys II Men pranks Randy Jackson
Vault: Bert saw his nemesis in Los Angeles
Vault: American Idol- Jordin Sparks and Bo Bice
Vault: Her friends think she's too happy
Vault: Screaming babies on planes
Vault: Jenn's Commencement Speech
Vault: Bert's Mom Letter Update
Full Show PT 3/ Friday, August 7 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2/ Friday, August 7 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1/ Friday, August 7 [Vault]
Vault: Her roommate might be a hooker Part 2
Vault: Interview Miley Cyrus/ Alien Talk
Vault: Lost Theories
Vault: Her roommate might be a hooker
Vault: Miami Bar Slap Shot
Vault: Let's talk about Simon Cowell
Vault: He tans to get darker but he's black
Vault: What is the G-Shot?
Vault: Jeff's Commencement Speech
Vault: She needs advice about meeting her crush
Vault: Her mom is stealing from her brother Part 2
Vault: How will she handle her crush next week?
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, August 6 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, August 6 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, August 6 [Vault]
Vault: She proposes to her boyfriend at their graduation
Vault: She has a problem saying no
Vault: Miley Cyrus Talks Aliens
Vault: Her mom is stealing from her brother
Vault: Is there drama behind the scenes?
Vault: Conspiracy Theories
Vault: Bathing Suit Syndrome
Vault: It's Melissa's turn for the morph suit Part 3
Vault: Laura Ling was captured in North Korea
Vault: It's Melissa's turn for the morph suit Part 2
Vault: Is Stacey still smoking?
Vault: It's Melissa's turn for the morph suit
Vault: Can The Bert Show find her a date? Part 2
Vault: Kids who accidentally told on their parents
Vault:Melissa's Drunk Philosophy
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, August 5 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, August 5 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, August 5 [Vault]
Vault: Is it wrong to take benefits you don't need?
Vault: She doesn't trust her mother-in-law with her kids
Vault: Shocking News Audio: Strange Injuries
Vault: Would you forgive him for missing the birth?
Vault: She gets frustrated shopping for clothes
Vault: Is she going to hangout with Casey James?
Vault: Her husband has no idea she spent $50K Part 3
Vault: Were you sexually harassed at work?
Vault: The cast needs inside info on Casey James
Vault: Stacy smoking update
Vault: Atlanta family was on Extreme Makeover
Vault: She doesn't want her 26 yr-old son to have sex
Vault: She was on "Dancing With The Stars" for charity
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, August 4 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, August 4 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, August 4 [Vault]
Vault: Kids' haircuts spark big debates
Vault: The Best Bachelorette Decorations
Vault: He costs his wife a lot of money
Vault: The Law of the Garbage Truck
Vault: She was solicited to homeschool her child
Vault: The weird things you've seen in people's cars
Vault: She realized she has jealousy issues
Vault: Can The Bert Show find her a date?
Vault: His daughter needs her 1st training bra
Vault: Lone survivor of 100 passenger plane
Vault: Crazy Must Hear Audio Clips
Vault: She thinks her boyfriend is cheating Part 2
Vault: They investigated a WWII pilot
Vault: Inaudible Soccer Player
Full Show PT 3: Monday, August 3 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, August 3 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, August 3 [Vault]
Vault: This listener isn't happy with The Bert Show
Vault: Is she a hoarder?
Vault: Is he gonna date a Bert Show listener?
Vault: What are the signs that he is bad in bed?
Vault: Listener doesn't believe she's gonna quit smoking
Vault: Great strippers for Bachelorette parties
Vault: Wendy's Commencement Speech
Vault: She's OCD when it comes to food
Vault: He wants to defend black women
Vault: Celebrity Incarceration Draft
Vault: Is it weird to ask someone to prom via text?
Vault: She's married and not in love with her husband Part 2
Vault: She's married and not in love with her husband Part 1
Full Show PT 3: Friday, July 31 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, July 31 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, July 31 [Vault]
Vault: Bert can't stand Mary Poppins
Vault: She plans to finally quit smoking at 40
Vault: Are parents ruining their adult kids' independence?
Vault: Bert Show Intern has a Love, Lost & Found Part 2
Vault: His head is literally too big
Vault: Did Bert call his mom on Mother's Day?
Vault: Bert tries to change a tire Part 4
Vault: Bert tries to change a tire Part 3
Vault: Bert tries to change a tire Part 2
Vault: Bert tries to change a tire Part 1
Vault: She's feeling pressure to have a baby
Vault: Mother's Day Vent Line
Vault: He regretted asking someone "How are you?"
Vault: Why doesn't he date black women?
Vault: She is stressed over her wedding
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, July 30 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, July 30 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, July 30 [Vault]
Vault: Mother's Day Gifts
Vault: She got a job behind her husband's back Part 3
Vault: This mom is going on a Mother's Day strike Part 2
Vault: Bert was hurt by his mom
Vault: Bert's letter from mom is still unopened
Vault: It's a bad day for The Bert Show
Vault: "What Would You Do" TV Show
Vault: Jersey Mike's Helps Bert's Big Adventure
Vault: Melissa's friend invented an emotional simulator
Vault: All or Nothing Trivia: Bad in Bed Part 6
Vault: Author Emily Giffin In-Studio
Vault: Bert Show Intern has a Love, Lost & Found
Vault: Sheree of Real Housewives of Atlanta Interview
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, July 29 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, July 29 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, July 29 [Vault]
Vault: Two sisters fighting over mom's wedding dress Part 3
Vault: He gave $200 to his nephew for prom
Vault: She's not used to checking in with her parents
Vault: Ask A Race
Vault: Bert wants to play softball
Vault: This mom is going on a Mother's Day strike
Vault: I broke up with alcohol because...
Vault: She doesn't trust her sister's mothering skills
Vault: All or Nothing Trivia: Bad in Bed Part 5
Vault: She thinks her boyfriend is cheating
Vault: Is American Idol broken?
Vault: Healthy Trim weight loss challenge conclude
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, July 28 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, July 28 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, July 28 [Vault]
Vault: A kid was tased at baseball game
Vault: Jake of Dancing With The Stars calls in
Vault: This Bert Show intern spills all the secrets
Vault: Her friends liked her better when she was fat
Vault: She quit her job because of The Bert Show
Vault: Bert isn't allowed to play celebrity softball
Vault: Is Jenn living with her boyfriend?
Vault: The Bert Show is fed up with the printers
Vault: All or Nothing Trivia: Bad in Bed Part 4
Vault: Racial Profiling
Vault: She got a job behind her husband's back Part 2
Vault: She got a job behind her husband's back Part 1
Full Show PT 3: Monday, July 27 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, July 27 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, July 27 [Vault]
Vault: Siobhan from American Idol Interview
Vault: All or Nothing Trivia: Bad in Bed Part 3
Vault: Pregnancy Competition
Vault: Ask A Race Part 2
Vault: Ask A Race Part 1
Vault: Her husband has no idea she spent $50K Part 2
Vault: He's not comfortable with women
Vault: 5 Words Or Less Advice
Vault: Weird Investments
Vault: All or Nothing Trivia: Bad in Bed Part 2
Vault: She feels guilty being a working mom
Vault: All or Nothing Trivia: Bad in Bed 1
Vault: He thinks women have high standards
Vault: His dad is still using disposable cameras
Vault: Claiming items before parents actually die
Vault: Olivia Newton-John interview
Full Show PT 3: Friday, July 24 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, July 24 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, July 24 [Vault]
Vault: She's stuck in her sisters' shadows Part 2
Vault: She's stuck in her sisters' shadows Part 1
Vault: Her husband has no idea she spent $50K
Vault: Am I normal?...
Vault: Love, Lost & Found: Are they still together?
Vault: When is it OK for a man to cry?
Vault: She's married to a man with a double life
Vault: Hotlanta Violator
Vault: Jeff is enjoying the morph suit too much
Vault: iCarly's Miranda Cosgrove In-Studio
Vault: Two sisters fighting over mom's wedding dress Part 2
Vault: Two sisters fighting over mom's wedding dress Part 1
Vault: She's over women who don't have standards
Vault: Bert is not comfortable being naked
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, July 23 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, July 23 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, July 23 [Vault]
Vault: She accidentally sent a drink to a short man
Vault: Are fast food restaurants overdoing it?
Vault: His mom caught him with HER panties
Vault: Jenn went to see Jimmy Buffet with her boyfriend
Vault: What is on her "dream" vending machine list?
Vault: Melissa's Rose Bowl Update
Vault: Should teachers have Tenure?
Vault: Young Survivor Coalition For Breast Cancer Survivors under 40
Vault: Not-So-Psycho Sue is back
Vault: Jeff's only child theory
Vault: Celebrity Incarceration Draft
Vault: Two men threw up on their flight
Vault: Jake from The Bachelor Interview
Vault: Would you want to know EVERYTHING about the affair?
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, July 22 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, July 22 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, July 22 [Vault]
Vault: Do butt-shaping shoes work?
Vault: What did you leave at your ex's place?
Vault: Are you jealous of the babysitter?
Vault: Did he say anything about the affair?
Vault: She is obsessed with AS SEEN ON TV products
Vault: This listener accidentally outted himself on-air
Vault: Bert got a lapdance from Blondie at Clairmont
Vault: All or Nothing Trivia on well endowed men Part 7
Vault: What happens when a man proposes to another man?
Vault: Butte Drug Store Commercial
Vault: He refused to propose to another man
Vault: Will he tell everyone about the affair he discovered?
Vault: His son broke lots of wine glasses at Swoozies
Vault: All or Nothing Trivia on well endowed men Part 6
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, July 21 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, July 21 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, July 21 [Vault]
Vault: Melissa loves black audiences
Vault: Father Bailey back in studio
Vault: Jimmy Baron Calls-in
Vault: Would you walk away if someone spat on you?
Vault: Celebrity Incarceration
Vault: He has a million-dollar idea!
Vault: Admin Professionals Day: Praise or Hate
Vault: Jim Valentine, founder of Zingo on the line
Vault: She Thinks Her Neighbor's Husband Is Cheating Part 2
Vault: Bert loves the business that drives home drunk people
Vault: Intern News Pranks Part 2
Vault: What makes you happy?
Vault: All or Nothing Trivia on well endowed men Part 5
Vault: Intern News Pranks Part 1
Vault: Chilli's comments on Dolvett
Full Show PT 3: Monday, July 20 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, July 20 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, July 20 [Vault]
Vault: Who was married in 24hrs or less?
Vault: Bert's goal is to be naked!
Vault: Her dating anti-christ has returned
Vault: Bert went to Tyler Perry's House
Vault: All or Nothing Trivia on well endowed men Part 4
Vault: Christina Aguilera Interview
Vault: He found inappropriate pictures on her computer
Vault: She Thinks This Cast Member Is Self-Centered
Vault: All or Nothing Trivia on well endowed men Part 3
Vault: Bert's "Boys of ATL" Reality Show Update
Vault: She Thinks Her Neighbor's Husband Is Cheating
Vault: Is there a media racial bias about Freaknic?
Vault: They made him look bad on Chilli's Reality Show
Full Show PT 3: Friday, July 17 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, July 17 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, July 17 [Vault]
Vault: Bert heckles The Bucks for Hawk's Za Za
Vault: Returning panties to Victoria Secret
Vault: Her friend keeps making bad decisions
Vault: All or Nothing Trivia on well endowed men Part 2
Vault: Who hasn't paid their taxes yet?
Vault: This Not-So-Psycho Sue story got interesting Part 2
Vault: This Not-So-Psycho Sue story got interesting Part 1
Vault: Bert doesn't mind paying taxes
Vault: Is Jenn still smoking?
Vault: Redhouse Commercial
Vault: Jenn shares her "perfect moment"
Vault: Do You Really Need a Headshot to Get Hired?
Vault: Freaknic might be on it's way
Vault: All or Nothing Trivia on well endowed celebrities
Vault: Bert is learning Spanish...poorly
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, July 16 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, July 16 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, July 16 [Vault]
Vault: Bert feels old at 43 yr old
Vault: What's it like dating celebrities?
Vault: Her friends are obsessed with celebrities
Vault: She spends too much time with her brother-in-law
Vault: Mother returned adopted child Part 2
Vault: Mother returned adopted child Part 1
Vault: Astrological Signs Mismatch
Vault: Jeff requested new computers
Vault: How did her dance challenge go?
Vault: Did he get his game back?
Vault: Bert's Birthday QVC Roulette
Vault: She is in love with her friend's ex Part 2
Vault: Did he finally tell his parents the truth?
Vault: Bert's 43rd Birthday Weekend
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, July 15 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, July 15 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, July 15 [Vault]
Vault: Not-so-psycho Sue is in studio
Vault: How did it go at the Masters?
Vault: Janet Jackson Interview
Vault: Melissa's Psychic Reading
Vault: Tiger Woods commercial debate
Vault: Can he help him get his game back?
Vault: She is in love with her friend's ex
Vault: Jenn and her dad are going to the Masters
Vault: Listeners call in about the dog thief
Vault: Steve Carrell Interview
Vault: Did she get her dog back from her ex?
Vault: He's single because he has no game
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, July 14 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, July 14 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, July 14 [Vault]
Vault: She wants advice to make a romantic weekend
Vault: She says 23 is old
Vault: He wanted her puppy and the police got involved
Vault: What embarrassing thing happened at the gym?
Vault: She sent her ex's relationship into chaos
Vault: Botanical Gardens tells the name of the "Spunk Tree"
Vault: The Spunk Tree
Vault: Customer Service Complaints
Vault: Her 7-day wedding is causing family drama
Vault: Jenn's psychic reading was dead on
Vault: Did she hurt herself dancing?
Vault: She confronted her ex's married girlfriend Part 3
Vault: Kid performs the same speech from movie "Miracle"
Vault: Bert's Zhu Zhu pet died
Full Show PT 3: Monday, July 13 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, July 13 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, July 13 [Vault]
Vault: Should new friends hangout with old friends?
Vault: Her latin dance instructor is in studio
Vault: Jenn's upset she can't get boiled peanuts
Vault: Is she being selfish with her holiday wedding?
Vault: She confronted her ex's married girlfriend Part 2
Vault: She confronted her ex's married girlfriend Part 1
Vault: Will she confront her ex's married girlfriend?
Vault: Her boyfriend met her family
Vault: Facebook Rules For Parents
Vault: We finally identified the 9:45am mystery man!
Vault: She believes she can dance better than Kate Gosselin
Vault: His 3yr-old son stays in bed with his mom
Vault: She asked his job and he took offense
Vault: Top 10 Unsexiest Men of 2010
Full Show PT 3: Friday, July 10 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, July 10 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, July 10 [Vault]
Vault: She's Getting Revenge on the Other Woman
Vault: She Wants Her Boyfriend... and Another Man
Vault: Dog whisperer answers listeners' questions about their dogs
Vault: Her friend might have a drinking problem
Vault: Janet Jackson is on the line
Vault: She predicted her stepfather's death by smell
Vault: Would Melissa be good with kids?
Vault: Can "going commando" give you more confidence?
Vault: Plus size models in advertising
Vault: Bert saw T.I at Hawks Game
Vault: She's taking her boyfriend to meet her family.
Vault: She is sleeping with a guy her friend likes
Vault: Her dance challenge update
Vault: Is your password actually safe?
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, July 9 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, July 9 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, July 9 [Vault]
Vault: He was fired for playing Farmville
Vault: Chilli of TLC Interview
Vault: Kim Zolciak Interview
Vault: Guys Panel Part 2
Vault: Guys Panel Part 1
Vault: Groomzilla: Can guys be obsessed with their wedding?
Vault: The police is now involved with 9:45am mystery man
Vault: His 3 year old wakes up too early
Vault: Things women should do before 30
Vault: DUI driver called 911 on herself
Vault: She has a lot to prove in this dance challenge
Vault: Full Just Curious Recap-The 9:45am mystery man
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, July 8 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, July 8 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, July 8 [Vault]
Vault: Is This the Coolest Ride... or the Lamest?
Vault: This Is Every Bride's Worst Nightmare
Vault: How Long Would You Wait for a Ring?
Vault: The Debate Over "Manstration" Is Heating Up
Vault: Listeners call to guess who the 9:45am man is
Vault: Love, Lost & Found: She finally met him
Vault: He Lost to Women Who Chose Teams by Color
Vault: This Mom Refuses to Admit She's Wrong
Vault: Wait...What's a "Jump-Off"?
Vault: Relationship Anti-Christ
Vault: Jenn Was Blindsided by This Email
Vault: She's got some strong leads to Chelsea Handler
Vault: Sue Sylvester's sneaky gay people speech
Vault: Why He'll Never Forgive NCAA Basketball
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, July 7 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, July 7 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, July 7 [Vault]
Vault: Was Melissa able to freeze her eggs?
Vault: Listeners call in with weird fetishes
Vault: Their baby monitor caused the ultimate embarrassment
Vault: Ghost hunters share voices of spirits
Vault: Justin Bieber Interview
Vault: What is Chat Roulette?
Vault: Crash Clark calls in
Vault: Love, Lost & Found: She still hasn't met him yet
Vault: How accurate was her psychic reading?
Vault: Melissa's egg freezing update.
Vault: She judged his prom date. Was she wrong?
Vault: Can listeners help her meet Chelsea Handler
Vault: Bert wants to know about secret photos taken
Vault: Listeners call in with unbelievable stories
Full Show PT 3: Monday, July 6 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, July 6 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, July 6 [Vault]
Vault: Did She Cross the Line Before Saying "I Do"?
Vault: She left a criticizing message about her friend's boyfriend
Vault: She doesn't think her son's prom date is pretty
Vault: Two weight loss challengers share their progress
Vault: She had experiences with some creepy old men.
Vault: Why is it so hard to relax?
Vault: Will The Bert Show go to The Masters?
Vault: She found out her dad isn't her biological dad.
Vault: Her priest is making comments on her Twitter
Vault: Who took these photos while she slept?
Vault: Her mission is to meet Chelsea Handler
Vault: Kids help mom deliver their baby brother
Vault: Birdhouse spy cam installed for 9:45am mystery man
Vault: She now has to check "divorced" on paperwork
Full Show PT 3: Friday, July 3 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, July 3 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, July 3 [Vault]
Vault: Hayden didn't get the part for Owen Wilson movie
Vault: Dr Oz is back for an Interview
Vault: Melissa tells Bert about freezing her eggs
Vault: Bert explains his knee injury
Vault: Ex-husband bought breast inserts for 13-yr old daughter
Vault: She is extremely excited for Twilight Eclipse
Vault: She went on a lesbian date and didn't know
Vault: She had a cigarette setback
Vault: The Running of The Brides
Vault: Love, Lost & Found:She might already have a love interest
Vault: Jeff invented a new beer flavor
Vault: She has two maids of honor in her wedding
Vault: She wants to freeze her eggs
Vault: She Has a Secret Plan to Get Married in Vegas
Vault: She Has to Sing for Her Wedding Dress
Vault: Could the real estate agent know about 9:45am man?
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, July 2 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, July 2 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, July 2 [Vault]
Vault: Soon To Be Newlywed Game
Vault: They catch Bert up on what he missed
Vault: Call-ins about gifts listeners received because of partner's mistake
Vault: Jeff called someone the wrong name for over a year
Vault: Why did she show Melissa her underwear?
Vault: Her Husband Secretly Photoshopped Her Pictures Part 2
Vault: How to bust your partner having an affair
Vault: Leprechaun in Mississippi
Vault: She has to do stand up comedy
Vault: Her Husband Secretly Photoshopped Her Pictures
Vault: They had a stakeout the 9:45am mystery man
Vault: He Was Gifted a Dog He Didn't Want
Vault: She's Worried Her Baby Will Inherit Their Traits
Vault: When Kids Don't Like Their Parent's Partner
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, July 1 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, July 1 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, July 1 [Vault]
Vault: Is she going to Running of The Brides
Vault: The Tough Conversation Every Parent Faces
Vault: She received a butt-dial about marijuana
Vault: Have you put off telling people about your breakup?
Vault: "Food Inc" made her a vegetarian
Vault: Her niece doesn't like her date
Vault: She finally explains her secret Spring Break
Vault: Listener wouldn't shake Melissa's hand because she's gay!
Vault: She Kept Her Spring Break Trip a Secret
Vault: We finally spoke to the 9:45am mystery man!
Vault: Should she tell her parents about her DUI?
Vault: Did Melissa kiss Ron Jeremy?...No but...
Vault: Bert's Knee Surgery
Vault: Ron Jeremy Interview
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, June 30 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, June 30 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, June 30 [Vault]
Vault: Is Ron Jeremy Melissa's birthday present?
Vault: Is Chris Brown begging for sales?
Vault: Ludacris Interview
Vault: "I don't want my daughter to be fat"
Vault: Jenn is going to LA for American Idol
Vault: Is the 9:45am mystery man onto The Bert Show?
Vault: They investigate the 9:45am mystery man
Vault: She saw the 9:45am mystery man too.
Vault: Bert got his son an agent
Vault: Is she done with marriage?
Vault: What was your extreme obstacle in your relationship?
Vault: Toyota Brake Failure 911 Call
Vault: Aggressive dogs should be leashed
Vault: Melissa plays the trombone in-studio
Vault: He thinks his parents are being taken advantage of
Vault: Toyota owner claims his car accelerated on its own
Full Show PT 3: Monday, June 29 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, June 29 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, June 29 [Vault]
Vault: The 9:45 am mystery man is back!
Vault: They can't be apart from their baby too long.
Vault: She shaved her bikini line while driving.
Vault: The mystery man shows up at 9:45 every morning
Vault: Is a sexual affair always a deal breaker?
Vault: Listeners are upset with The Bert Show
Vault: She is being harassed by more anonymous texts
Vault: Melissa joined a high school marching band
Vault: She's getting hit on by rich old men at work
Vault: Did she let her "redneck" out on her Texas trip?
Vault: The Bert Show's "Redneck" Ways
Vault: Her family wants to hijack the honeymoon
Vault: What happened in Panama?
Vault: He feels pitbulls are aggressive
Full Show PT 3: Friday, June 26 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, June 26 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, June 26 [Vault]
Vault: Did she end up getting fired?
Vault: Elana Meyers in-studio
Vault: She learned to surf in El Salvador
Vault: Did Bert finally catch a marlin?
Vault: She thinks she might get fired!
Vault: Her husband was nominated for sexiest husband
Vault: She accidentally texted Jeff instead of her fiancé
Vault: She might be on reality tv with her fiancé
Vault: Are his parents hoarders?
Vault: Women snoring a turnoff
Vault: Ghost Hunters in Marietta
Vault: Kim Zolciak gives Bert Reality Tv Show advice
Vault: Reality TV Show Update
Vault: Elana Meyers won Bronze in Bobsledding
Vault: He wore his wife's pants on accident
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, June 25 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, June 25 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, June 25 [Vault]
Vault: Dr. Oz Interview
Vault: Bert talks to the mystery texter
Vault: A 5 yr-old saves her dad's life on 911 call
Vault: Teenager posts his sister's sexcapades on Facebook
Vault: You think you're the winner but you're not
Vault: Elana Meyers won 2nd place in the Winter Olympics.
Vault: She recieved a mysterious text message
Vault: She had a surprised birthday party
Vault: Cameras in studio to film Bert for reality tv
Vault: Should they wait until marriage to move in?
Vault: Love, Lost & Found: We found the flight attendant!
Vault: She ended up on vacation with her boyfriend's ex
Vault: Teacher Vent Line
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, June 24 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, June 24 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, June 24 [Vault]
Vault: What is crack?
Vault: Love, Lost & Found: He met a woman on a plane
Vault: Weight-loss Wake Up Call
Vault: Bert's Boys Club ATL Reality TV Show
Vault: She gets feedback about her baby's sleeping habits
Vault: Short people should date short people
Vault: Bitter Ball Interviews
Vault: Elana Meyers discusses death of luger during Winter Olympics
Vault: She had a first date on Valentines Day
Vault: A Large Contributition to Bert's Big Adventure
Vault: She finally chose between her 2 live-in boyfriends
Vault: His daughter wrote a letter to the Mayor
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, June 23 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, June 23 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, June 23 [Vault]
Vault: She's single on Valentines Day
Vault: He found his long lost love after 70 years
Vault: One of her two live-in boyfriends might propose
Vault: Stephen is a 13-yr old Morehouse student
Vault: Guys call in for Valentine's Day gift advice
Vault: John Mayer Racist Comments
Vault: She got an inappriopiate gift from her boss.
Vault: Elana Meyers US Bobsled Team
Vault: She has random panic attacks
Vault: Worst excuse for missing baby's birth
Vault: Can a fake boyfriend stop her mom's questions?
Vault: Undercover Boss goes to Hooters
Full Show PT 3: Monday, June 22 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, June 22 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, June 22 [Vault]
Vault: What's the appropriate Valentine's gift?
Vault: She's obsessed with a game about stealing boyfriends
Vault: She blew off work because of a hangover.
Vault: Can a remote control destroy a marriage?
Vault: Shirtless husband helps with her lactation process.
Vault: Bert's trip to Miami
Vault: She's double-booked on Valentine's Day
Vault: Teacher Vent Line
Vault: Bert found out she got engaged
Vault: What if your doctor crossed the line?
Vault: He finds Saints fans annoying
Vault: She doesn't think her girlfriend is really gay
Vault: He finally popped the question!
Vault: The cast was forced to play Farmville
Vault: Did her sister cross the line on the radio?
Full Show PT 3: Friday, June 19 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, June 19 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, June 19 [Vault]
Vault: She can be in the Rose Bowl if she play's an instrument
Vault: Super Bowl Trivia
Vault: She doesn't tell her dates she has cats
Vault: Listeners ask this plastic surgeon questions
Vault: Is he lying to go to the Super Bowl?
Vault: Can They Identify The Super Bowl Commercials?
Vault: Her puffy eye remedy
Vault: Her friend is very toxic
Vault: Am I normal? Listeners call in
Vault: Is she exploiting a military lie for larger tips?
Vault: What is Urine Therapy?
Vault: Does Melissa need surgery?
Vault: He peed in her bed!
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, June 18 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, June 18 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, June 18 [Vault]
Vault: You'll never guess why they were so excited!
Vault: The cast asks each other uncomfortable questions
Vault: This cat has predicted 50 deaths
Vault: Teacher Vent Line
Vault: Can you train a guy to have better sex?
Vault: First Legal Male Prostitute
Vault: Are you a bad kisser?
Vault: She wants to un-invite a friend from her wedding
Vault: Weight loss contestants share their stories
Vault: Bert's son was the lead in a musical
Vault: Jenn goes to the Grammy's
Vault: Being single at Super Bowl Parties
Vault: They removed "cheating" from their wedding vows
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, June 17 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, June 17 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, June 17 [Vault]
Vault: Melissa's video game is now available
Vault: Super Bowl Commercials Controversy
Vault: She's moving in with two men and neither knows Part 2
Vault: Did Jeff's psychic predictions come true?
Vault: How did Jeff's trip to Los Angeles go?
Vault: Guys Panel Part 2: Woman ask men dating questions
Vault: Guys Panel Part 1: Woman ask men dating questions
Vault: He needs help approaching women
Vault: Which celebrity will be arrested?
Vault: The Atlanta Ghost Hunters in Morrow, GA
Vault: Do you know about your partner's affair?
Vault: Wanda Sykes Interview
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, June 16 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, June 16 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, June 16 [Vault]
Vault: Is he using the military as an excuse?
Vault: Is it weird to have sex at your in-laws' house?
Vault: She secretly sabotages her friends' food
Vault: Tiger Wood's Mistress, Jamie Grubbs Interview
Vault: She's moving in with two men, and neither knows
Vault: Teacher Vent Line
Vault: Is 35 too old to be a bridezilla?
Vault: Apple releases the iPad
Vault: She's overwhelmed with bills
Vault: He doesn't want his wife in the room with him
Vault: Her boss is on the phone and something feels off
Vault: Does she still crave smoking?
Vault: What did you do to sabotage someone?
Vault: Her co-worker might be sabotaging her.
Full Show PT 3: Monday, June 15 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, June 15 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, June 15 [Vault]
Vault: Is Staying Together for the Kids a Mistake?
Vault: Single Girl Bootcamp with Social Media
Vault: Christian TV Show hosts gets pranked
Vault: Is It Strange She's Enjoying Her Baby Weight?!
Vault: Are you jealous your spouse's success?
Vault: What actors should play Bert Show members?
Vault: She's ready to say sorry after 27 years
Vault: Jeff is taking his reality TV pitch to LA
Vault: Bert has a life long dream to catch a marlin
Vault: Why do straight women love gay men?
Vault: Asking Bert Show members uncomfortable embarrassing questions
Vault: Was dating a single dad worth it?
Vault: How to be safe dating online
Full Show PT 3: Friday, June 12 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, June 12 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, June 12 [Vault]
Vault: Did She Admit Her Feelings For This Married Man?
Vault: Single Girl Bootcamp
Vault: She Called Him "Mahogany!" Was It Racist?
Vault: Do men do chores for sex?
Vault: Hypnosis Smoking Update: Did it work?
Vault: Justin Bieber In-Studio
Vault: This kid got his parents arrested
Vault: He had a sex dream about Jenn
Vault: She Asked to Speak With Him Without His Wife
Vault: Is she obsessed with being proposed to?
Vault: She might date a single dad
Vault: The Best iPhone Apps
Vault: Melissa finally admits she has an addiction
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, June 11 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, June 11 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, June 11 [Vault]
Vault: Did Melissa freeze her embryos?
Vault: Listeners Sound Off on Her Forbidden Crush
Vault: She's in love with a married man
Vault: Did hypnosis really help her stop smoking?
Vault: They were tourists in their own city
Vault: She thinks online dating is weird
Vault: Someone Put Porn on In-Studio Computers
Vault: He Cracked the Code to Fewer Arguments
Vault: She's Trying Hypnosis to Quit Smoking
Vault: Listeners Ask If It's Time to Break Up
Vault: Can she eat a 5-lb burrito?
Vault: Their Baby Is in Charge
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, June 10 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, June 10 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, June 10 [Vault]
Vault: She doesn't date men with kids
Vault: His Plan to Prove He Wasn't Cheating Backfired
Vault: Listeners Confess Their Strangest Habits
Vault: Her Farmville crops wilted and she's upset
Vault: A Kidney Transplant Changed How She Fights Illness
Vault: Why shouldn't women date Christian men?
Vault: Do couples really go to Open Houses to have sex?
Vault: Who ended up getting the raise?
Vault: Nobody Understands Her Rivalry With This Woman
Vault: She got the gift "they" really wanted
Vault: Bert was a traitor for no reason
Vault: Bert's man crush is a surgical god!
Vault: Which show member has the most sex?
Vault: He's got some great fitness advice
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, June 9 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, June 9 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, June 9 [Vault]
Vault: Is she secretly playing Farmville?
Vault: It's her turn to fight for her job!
Vault: His wife accused him of having an affair
Vault: 62 year old American Idol Contestant
Vault: Her Girls Trip Includes an Unexpected Annoyance
Vault: Does she have body image issues?
Vault: Short Cuts To Simplify Your Life
Vault: Can The Bert Show find him a date?
Vault: She doesn't know she can't sing
Vault: Do pregnant women shave before giving birth?
Vault: American Idol Contestant calls in about her bad singing
Vault: They quit their jobs for something they love
Full Show PT 3: Monday, June 8 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, June 8 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, June 8 [Vault]
Vault: Her grandmother doesn't know if she's a citizen.
Vault: OBGYN Etiquette
Vault: She makes her plea to Atlanta for her job
Vault: How should she handle seeing her ex-husband?
Vault: Other people's kids keep getting him out of trouble.
Vault: His dream date turned into a disappointment.
Vault: She's mortified by her cousin's viral video
Vault: Former Apprentice contestant gives financial advice
Vault: She swore off chasing men
Vault: Kara DioGuardi Interview
Vault: Her boss called the show!
Vault: Her boss found out what she said on the radio!
Vault: Did he ask out the woman out of his league?
Full Show PT 3: Friday, June 5 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, June 5 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, June 5 [Vault]
Vault: Nice Guy vs Too Nice Guy
Vault: Is there such a thing as being too nice?
Vault: She can't stop comparing herself to this woman
Vault: Jeff wants nothing to do with Farmville
Vault: Bert thinks he's cursed
Vault: She's turning to hypnosis to break her addiction
Vault: They demanded a raise from their boss
Vault: Bert is convinced he has the winning formula
Vault: Is she really out of his league?
Vault: His son asked him, "Why don't I have boobies?"
Vault: Can they keep their in-show resolutions?
Vault: Are organizers cult members?
Vault: Kim Kardashin Interview
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, June 4 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, June 4 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, June 4 [Vault]
Vault: Jenn shot a gun for the first time
Vault: Reality Tv show contracts are insane
Vault: Bert's Big Adventure Introduction Call Montage
Vault: Jeff reacts to the word "dating" as a verb
Vault: Their coworker got a raise, so now they want one too
Vault: What are their "in studio" resolutions?
Vault: Bert's reality show update
Vault: Behind The Scenes: Spotlight on Jeff
Vault: She is getting rid of her kid's puppy
Vault: Listeners ask a divorce attorney anything
Vault: Drunken Celebrity Moments
Vault: Jersey Shore's "THE SITUATION" Interview
Vault: Final Update: Is Jeff coming back?
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, June 3 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, June 3 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, June 3 [Vault]
Vault: His friend is encouraging him to cheat
Vault: She wants to date like a man
Vault: She wants to publicly apologize to the man she cheated on
Vault: Would you leave your partner if your parents hated them?
Vault: Did Jeff's psychic predict whether or not he will return?
Vault: What's the priciest sex disaster you've had?
Vault: He lied on his résumé and landed a job at the Pentagon
Vault: This church rewrote songs to attack the gay community
Vault: This stepmom is worried about her kid
Vault: She and her mom are obsessed with Farmville
Vault: What are the rules for friends with benefits?
Vault: A Bert Show member has listeners concerned
Vault: Hotlanta Infractions: Celebrities are not respecting the Hotlanta campaign
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, June 2 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, June 2 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, June 2 [Vault]
Vault: She took an online test for eating disorders
Vault: Her weight made family photos feel impossible
Vault: Bert's memory is being put to the test
Vault: Her 13-year-old niece crossed a shocking line
Vault: Did she get engaged over the holidays?
Vault: Update on Jeff's contract
Vault: FarmVille had people scheduling life around fake farms
Vault: The dog peed everywhere and her mother-in-law stormed out
Vault: She wants her baby to sleep beside her every night
Vault: Why is Jeff no longer on the show?
Vault: His estranged dad suddenly reached out
Vault: Their first date ended before it started
Full Show PT 3: Monday, June 1 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, June 1 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, June 1 [Vault]
Vault: Four Underage Kids Got Tattoos From Their Parents
Vault: Did their predictions come true?
Vault: Jeff left The Bert Show
Vault: She Thinks the Guy She Met Has a Whole Wife
Vault: She tried to exchange Christmas for her son's birthday
Vault: Have His Kids Become Too Jaded by Privilege?
Vault: The Guys Get His First Vegas Trip Instead of Her
Vault: Bert says his 7 day Disney Cruise was too long
Vault: Some People Feel Like Her Relationship Doesn't Count
Vault: These Post-Holiday Updates Were Worth the Wait
Vault: She's Convinced He'll Propose Over the Holidays
Vault: Their First Date Is on Christmas Day
Vault: Their Family Took One Financial Hit After Another
Full Show PT 3: Friday, May 29 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, May 29 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, May 29 [Vault]
Vault: She found an engagement ring in her boyfriend's suit
Vault: She gave them each a picture of herself as a gift
Vault: She might have an affair for Christmas
Vault: Do holidays expose how people view unmarried couples?
Vault: Have You Faked Excitement After Ruining a Surprise?
Vault: Her Car Accident Triggered a Rare Medical Condition
Vault: Movie Act Off: A Charlie Brown Christmas
Vault: Is an $800 Watch Too Much for a New Boyfriend?
Vault: The Wing Woman Method
Vault: Taco Bell made Bert a germ-a-phobe
Vault: The Woman Behind Housewives of Atlanta Wants Bert on TV
Vault: How to get through the holidays after a huge loss
Vault: Retail Rant Line
Vault: A Reality TV Producer Thinks Bert Would Be Perfect
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, May 28 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, May 28 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, May 28 [Vault]
Vault: Movie Act Off: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Vault: It's his first time not having plans for New Years
Vault: Bad Boys or Good Guys...Which is better?
Vault: Kim Zolciak gives Bert advice about doing reality tv
Vault: Allison Iraheta Interview
Vault: Kelly Clarkson Backstage Office Party
Vault: He Thinks His Email Got Him Blocked on Facebook
Vault: Did Her Boyfriend Ever Find Out She Was Spying?
Vault: Movie Act Off: It's a Wonderful Life
Vault: A Mom of Two Needs Help After Losing Everything
Vault: Reality TV Sounds Way Worse Than Bert Expected
Vault: Is He Too Old to Be Shopping With His Mom?
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, May 27 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, May 27 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, May 27 [Vault]
Vault: These 911 calls are unhinged!
Vault: Should you pay your kids for good grades?
Vault: Did Her Last-Minute Plan Save Everyone's bonus checks?
Vault: Bert was asked to be on a TV show
Vault: She was curious about a house in her neighborhood
Vault: They Had to Explain Neutering to Their Son
Vault: Should you confess your cheating past to your spouse?
Vault: Thirty things to do before 30
Vault: Would You Leave Your Spouse Over Smoking?
Vault: The Truth Behind Her Husband's Secret Car Payments
Vault: What Counts as a Real Gift?
Vault: She Sacrificed Her Finances to Save Everyone's Bonus
Vault: The Princess and The Frog Controversy
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, May 26 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, May 26 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, May 26 [Vault]
Vault: Why do famous men cheat?
Vault: He Diagnosed with cancer and was surprised for the holidays
Vault: Maybe her boyfriend isn't into her anymore
Vault: The Hotlanta Offender List has grown
Vault: Santa Scared Straight: He sings to Santa
Vault: This menu might change the way she eats
Vault: The wildest reasons Christmas got canceled
Vault: She dyed her hair to match her baby
Vault: Two weeks later, every single decoration was gone
Vault: She shared a blog that offended her girlfriend's mom
Vault: Her brother's bad check could cost her jail time
Vault: Kids Will Throw Up Anywhere
Vault: She Moved Back In With Parents Because of Her Roommate
Vault: She Explained The Secret Rules of Being "The Other Woman"
Full Show PT 3: Monday, May 25 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, May 25 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, May 25 [Vault]
Vault: He Wrote a Book Teaching Men How to Get What They Want
Vault: His Son Went Missing At A Hawks Game
Vault: Embarrassment Free Zone: Listeners Ask Whatever They Want
Vault: Are Younger Nurses Worse Than Older Nurses?
Vault: The Bert Show Hit the Town for Drag Bingo
Vault: The Bert Show Brought Holiday Magic to a Mom in Need
Vault: Tim Allen Interview
Vault: Is Her Husband Paying Another Woman's Car Note?
Vault: She Installed Spyware on Her Boyfriend's Laptop
Vault: The Bert Show Reunited a Father With His Son for the Holidays
Vault: She Followed Her Cheating Boyfriend to Virginia...or did she?
Vault: She Had To Kill the Intruder Mid-911 Call
Full Show PT 3: Friday, May 22 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, May 22 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, May 22 [Vault]
Vault: She Wants To Date Someone Who Has Been Married Before
Vault: Would You Boo or Applaud Michael Vick?
Vault: Holly Madison Interview
Vault: She Found A Car Payment She Didn't Know About
Vault: They Pretended to Go to Church to Escape Houseguests.
Vault: Do you put up a Christmas Tree if you're single?
Vault: She Knows He's Cheating and Following Him to Virgina
Vault: The Tiger Woods Voicemail
Vault: Really Bad Tiger Woods Jokes.
Vault: Jeff Surprises Bert With Wyclef in Studio
Vault: He Had To Chose To Save His Wife or Kid
Vault: She Says They Complain About Money but Refuse to Budget.
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, May 21 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, May 21 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, May 21 [Vault]
Vault: What's Their Least Favorite Body Part?
Vault: She Got Out of an Abusive Relationship and We Get an Update.
Vault: Love, Lost, & Found: She's looking for the "SWAT" officer she met
Vault: Students Call The Vent Line
Vault: She's Graduating But Her Dad's New Marriage Might Complicate Thing
Vault: The Truth Restaurants Aren't Telling You.
Vault: Who are the people watching the Victoria Secret Fashion Show?.
Vault: Would You Hire A Sexual Surrogate For Your Husband?
Vault: Can Men and Women Be Just Friends?
Vault: These Businesses Refuse to Stop Saying Hotlanta
Vault: Bert Is Taking a Break From Alcohol
Vault: COSMO Georgia's Hottest Bachelor in Studio
Vault: Random Women Keep Grabbing Her Boobs.
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, May 20 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, May 20 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, May 20 [Vault]
Vault: Who are the people watching the Victoria Secret Fashion Show?
Vault: How Do You Celebrate Christmas With No Kids Around?
Vault: Was the Miley Cyrus Concert Too Adult For Kids?
Vault: She made out with an old high school classmate
Vault: What's a Good Day To Breakup Before the Holidays?
Vault: Did she admit to her boyfriend she's not Jewish?
Vault: He Took His Kid to a Concert the Night Before School
Vault: Miley Cyrus Backstage Interview
Vault: Rihanna Interview
Vault: UGA Beat Georgia Tech and Grandma Doesn't Take It Well
Vault: She Hosted Thanksgiving but Refused to Touch the Turkey
Vault: NKOTB Donnie and Jordan in Studio
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, May 19 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, May 19 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, May 19 [Vault]
Vault: Our Inbox Overwhelmingly Votes Against "Hotlanta"
Vault: He Had No Idea They Broke Up Until We Told Him
Vault: She Hired a Hitman Who Turned Out to Be a Cop
Vault: Not Everyone Is Buying the Anti-Hotlanta Movement
Vault: She Gives Up on Figuring Out Her Breakups
Vault: A Hypnotist Walks Through His Hypnosis Process
Vault: Gabourey"Gabby" Sidibe Interview. She talks about her role in the movie 'Precious"
Vault: Bachelorette Party Slept in Their Van for Front-Row Premiere Access
Vault: Chefs Show You How to Pull Off a $50 Thanksgiving for 12
Vault: This Kid Refuses to Say the Pledge of Allegiance
Vault: They Broke Up After She Became a Born-Again Virgin
Vault: She Cannot Figure Out Why She's Always Late
Vault: She's Going to Tell Taylor Lautner He Says His Own Name Wrong
Full Show PT 3: Monday, May 18 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, May 18 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, May 18 [Vault]
Vault: Janet Jackson Interview
Vault: She Got Exclusive Access to a NASA Launch
Vault: The Age Difference Ended Their Relationship
Vault: She Got a Surprise Trip to the New Moon Movie Premiere
Vault: One Drinks, One Doesn't...How Do Couples Handle It?
Vault: Nick Lachey Intervew
Vault: Jay Moore Explains His Free Implant Website
Vault: He May Have Accidentally Spoiled the Proposal
Vault: The War Against the Term "Hotlanta" Begins
Vault: Her Ex Breaks Down What Went Wrong
Vault: She Wants a Temporary Winter Romance
Vault: Jimmy Fallon Interview
Vault: Which Guy Should She Hook Up With for the Holidays?.
Full Show PT 3: Friday, May 15 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, May 15 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, May 15 [Vault]
Vault: Why Women Feel Pressure Around Weight and Food.
Vault: Can older people still be diehard college football fans?
Vault: She brings in Thanksgiving food for The Bert Show to sample
Vault: Was Paula Deen getting hit by ham a hoax?.
Vault: She is not a runner but signed up for a marathon
Vault: She Let Her Boyfriend Believe She Was Jewish for Six Months
Vault: High Schoolers Sound Off on the Vent Line.
Vault: John Mayer charmed the panties off of Bert.
Vault: She Was Attacked By Pigeons.
Vault: All Her Exes Told Her Why She's Single.
Vault: Are women just as creepy as men?
Vault: Who Hit Paula Deen With a Ham?
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, May 14 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, May 14 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, May 14 [Vault]
Vault: He goes undercover to nail salons to find violations.
Vault: How do "drag relationships" work?
Vault: A website matched women with men who help pay for implants.
Vault: Her younger sister graduates college before her.
Vault: She's never had a long relationship, they want to ask her exe's why.
Vault: They had no idea Twilight would become that huge
Vault: Was she hiding the fact that she had a child?
Vault: She has the inside scoop on the Josh Duhamel scandal
Vault: Your nail salon might be dirtier than you think
Vault: He built a website to find his daughter
Vault: The story of Pat Tillman, NFL player to military man
Vault: Justin Bieber calls the studio.
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, May 13 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, May 13 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, May 13 [Vault]
Vault: She sneezes 8 to 9 times a minute for two weeks straight.
Vault: Did you accidentally see your parents' sex tape?
Vault: Inside Bert's untouchable wiffle ball pitch with Brian McCann.
Vault: Her adoption prank lasted years before the truth came out.
Vault: They unknowingly returned to the hotel they stayed at 12 years ago.
Vault: A two-minute work call killed the vibe completely.
Vault: She found a crocheted doll giving birth.
Vault: She's upset he still helps raise his ex's kid.
Vault: A family argument over Pearl Harbor got intense
Vault: She found out he's buying a ring while snooping through his phone!
Vault: Listener calls us out on our terrible sex advice.
Vault: We got an update from a listener in an abusive relationship.
Vault: She tried to extort her husband with a fake kidnapping.
Vault: Slow the audio down and everyone sounds wasted.
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, May 12 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, May 12 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, May 12 [Vault]
Vault: He Quit His Job to Date Her, Now She Wants Out.
Vault: The Student Vent Line Is Open
Vault: His Wife Is Returning Home to a Possible Emergency
Vault: The 911 Operator From the Katt Williams Hostage Call Phones In
Vault: She Says She Understands What Animals Are Feeling.
Vault: Listeners Share Their Stories of Abusive Relationships.
Vault: She Opened Up About Her Abusive Relationship
Vault: A Listener Is Helping Her Continue Her Lie
Vault: Half the Mechanics Lied About What the Car Needed.
Vault: Interview with Mo'Nique
Vault: She Lied About Her Career and Might Get Exposed
Vault: She Hid Her Breakup From Her Best Friend
Vault: CBS Goes Undercover to Catch Mechanics Overcharging
Full Show PT 3: Monday, May 11 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, May 11 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, May 11 [Vault]
Vault: She Doesn't Hold Back on the Birds and the Bees Talk Either.
Vault: This Funny Furniture Ad Brings Everyone Together
Vault: The Drunken Tailgate Caller Called In
Vault: Billy Bush from Access Hollywood Weighs In on the Stripper Scandal
Vault: The Bert Show Got National Attention for That Interview.
Vault: Watching Her Baby Get Shots Broke Her Heart
Vault: Your Mechanic Might Not Be Telling You Everything
Vault: Is 7-years old Too Young for "The Birds and the Bees" talk?
Vault: Listeners Think She Needs to Confess
Vault: Their entire relationship is based on a lie!
Vault: Bert Swears His Wiffle Ball Pitch Is Untouchable
Vault: Listeners Have Thoughts on the Cheating Scandal
Vault: Donnie Wahlberg Called Tracey Out of the Blue
Full Show PT 3: Friday, May 8 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, May 8 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, May 8 [Vault]
Vault: She wants to prove she can predict a baby's gender
Vault: Little girl's Halloween costumes are too inappropriate.
Vault: Did Josh Duhamel have an affair with a stripper?
Vault: She feels pressured to be a vegan.
Vault: They say this attic is haunted and the audio is chilling!
Vault: Did he ditch her for not sleeping with him?
Vault: How did the LIVE show séance go?
Vault: Listener says the show is too soft and the ring should go to charity.
Vault: She didn't hit her goal and she might lose her ring.
Vault: Ghost hunters took on a place so haunted that it got physically dangerous!
Vault: Did The Bert Show give her the wrong advice?
Vault: The Bert Show needs a wild tailgater to check in after getting drunk
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, May 7 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, May 7 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, May 7 [Vault]
Vault: She tried on her costume at the last minute and it's too small.
Vault: Bloopers audio unhinged! What did he just say?
Vault: Michael Johns Interview. He's buzzed in studio
Vault: The listener reactions hit her friend hard, and she's ready to change.
Vault: She leaves her baby alone and uses her phone as a baby monitor
Vault: This nightclub is extremely haunted. They were touched!
Vault: How should guys "break up" with their guy friends?
Vault: Did "paying it forward" pay off for them?
Vault: NBA player, Zaza Pachulia challenges Bert!
Vault: She tells him he's next in line if things go south with her man
Vault: She requires her husband to sit down to pee
Vault: Ghost hunter Andy shares chilling paranormal audio
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, May 6 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, May 6 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, May 6 [Vault]
Vault: She fired her because she was single
Vault: What Happens When Your Wife Leaves for the Weekend?
Vault: Where Are Hidden Cameras Secretly Being Placed?
Vault: She Left a Funeral Early To Meet a Man?!
Vault: Everyone's ready for the haunted house, except Melissa.
Vault: This listener STILL didn't listen to our advice!
Vault: What's Haunting This Police Department? Ghost Hunters Found Out
Vault: The Holidays Hit Different When You're Alone
Vault: The Halloween Costume That Tore a Family Apart
Vault: 911 Calls, Sex & Somehow…Everyone's Asleep?!
Vault: The Celebrity Chase Continues...
Vault: Celebrity Encounters Gone Wrong
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, May 5 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, May 5 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, May 5 [Vault]
Vault: Why Is She Refusing To Hire Single Women?
Vault: Tracey's baby is already talking at 3 months!
Vault: Chris Brown The New York Interview
Vault: Jason Griggers from Good Hair pulls up to give her extensions and it hurt Part 2
Vault: Jason Griggers from Good Hair pulls up to give her extensions and it hurt Part 1
Vault: She says, women have no game because they lead with emotion
Vault: This listener broke Jenn's #1 rule!
Vault: Can this caller choose between his wife and his mistress?
Vault: She has to get one Halloween costume for each party she attends
Vault: Listeners Share Wild Nicknames for Ex-Lovers.
Vault: He Earned A Strange Nickname Based On His Bedroom Performance
Vault: Military Wife Suspects Her Husband Is Cheating
Vault: Her 21st Birthday Voicemails Say It All
Vault: Two Women Are Collecting Money on a Corner and She Wants Answers
Vault: They wrote Bert an extremely unprofessional letter.
Vault: Teens Say They'd Be Honest If Parents Came Clean First
Vault: She's really nervous and needs help talking to her crush.
Vault: She Says It Didn't Mean Anything. He Disagrees.
Vault: Parents Disagree Over Their 7-Year Old Daughter Wanting to Shave.
Vault: His Wife Forces Him To Sit Down And Pee?!
Vault: Her boyfriend pays for everything, and she feels guilty
Vault: Bert Has Full Conversations With Himself.
Vault: Ashley Madison founder, Noel Biderman, helps married people cheat.
Vault: Are you aware that you're bad in bed?
Vault: Melissa loves to see movies with black audiences!
Vault: He doesn't think he's cut out for baseball.
Full Show PT 3: Monday, May 4 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, May 4 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, May 4 [Vault]
Full Show PT 3: Friday, May 1 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, May 1 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, May 1 [Vault]
Vault: Kelly Osbourne gets real with us.
Vault: Real Talk on Interracial Hate Part 2
Vault: Real Talk on Interracial Hate Part 1
Vault: Colbie Cailat Interview
Vault: Husband hunting with Colbie Cailat
Vault: Their 6-yr old son accidentally busted the family in a lie.
Vault: Bert probes Jenn about her breakup.
Vault: They Exposed a Dating Secret
Vault: Balloon Boy's Parents Were After the Spotlight All Along
Vault: It's husband hunting weekend!!!
Vault: The Balloon Boy Hoax
Vault: Fake Bert Show Employee Exposed on Air!
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, April 30 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, April 30 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, April 30 [Vault]
Vault: She's On Edge Thinking About Her Baby Getting Sick
Vault: Her dad proves his Uruguay loyalty with a 30-year-old soccer jersey.
Vault: Bert's Mom Cut Him Off…And He's Happy About It?!
Vault: She's dealing with a dog in heat and gets real help from listeners.
Vault: He's the one that got away…even though he cheated.
Vault: A yard dispute escalates when a 78-year-old woman grabs the water hose.
Vault: How soon after getting your license did you get into an accident? Part 2
Vault: How soon after getting your license did you get into an accident? Part 1
Vault: She confided in her mom, but now her friend's secret might not stay safe.
Vault: When cyclists get together, are they more aggressive?
Vault: What your underwear choice might say about your personality?
Vault: Is it okay to think about other people during sex?
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, April 29 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, April 29 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, April 29 [Vault]
Vault: Bethany's Big Date, Was It Worth the Wait?
Vault: Some of Jeff’s psychic predictions are starting to come true.
Vault: Intern Lauren discovers the art and versatility of Black women’s hair.
Vault: Old Flames, Old Tapes & One Very Angry Wife
Vault: Closure Call Pt. 5 - Brad Meets Sara & the Baby
Vault: Are women unknowingly dating men who lie about their age?
Vault: Jenn’s friend’s date spirals when his ex crashes their date!
Vault: She Finally Makes A Move On The Employee She's Waited a Decade For
Vault: Will His School Allow Him to Dress as a Girl?
Vault: Jeff's gadget turns voicemails into texts, and Bert is all in.
Vault: Can The Bert Show Survive on Microwave Meals & a College Budget?
Vault: The Voicemail That Flipped the Script on Failing Students
Vault: How Chelsey & Her Husband Are Dealing With the Neighbors From Hell
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, April 28 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, April 28 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, April 28 [Vault]
Vault: Bert settles his Hot Pocket debt by replacing the stolen one with two whole boxes.
Vault: Wendy got a mysterious voicemail from the phone of a guy she met, but an unknown woman left the message.
Vault: Jeff doesn't like the fact that South Side Steve thinks he can have any woman.
Vault: His Ex-wife doesn't want her children spanked by their step-mom.
Vault: Bert started problems in the office by giving away a Hot Pocket that didn't belong to him.
Vault: Is there really a baby? Listeners call in to share their opinions. Closure Call Part 5
Vault: Brad finds out about the baby online. Closure Call Part 4
Vault: She found creepy photos of herself on her neighbor's computer!
Vault: Why Bert won’t be left alone with babysitters!
Vault: Brad says he’s moved on, but is there even a baby? The timing doesn't add up. Closure Call Part 3
Vault: She has a 2 month-old baby she never told Brad about! Closure Call Part 2
Vault: Abby sent an email she shouldn't have sent to her boss. Her boss calls her in for a meeting.
Full Show PT 3: Monday, April 27 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, April 27 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, April 27 [Vault]
Vault: The Dog Whisperer Helps Bert With His Bulldog
Vault: Would You Confront a Friend Over Their Pet?
Vault: What Happens When the Dress Doesn’t Fit?
Vault: He Called Off the Engagement… Now She Wants Answers
Vault: Can She Drop Out of the Wedding Party?
Vault: Are Teenage Babysitters Trustworthy?
Vault: She Accidentally Sent THAT to Her Boss?!
Vault: Can They Spot Instant Coffee From the Real Thing?
Vault: This Parenting Move Is Equal Parts Genius and Gross
Vault: The Unisex Bathroom Debate
Life after The Bert Show hits differently. Join Bert, Kristin, and Cassie as they check in on each other's lives. Bert's navigating what comes after a legendary career, Kristin is blazing a bold new trail, and Cassie is soaking up everything life has to offer.
Full Show PT 3: Friday, April 24 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, April 24 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, April 24 [Vault]
Vault: Is It Wrong to Facebook Stalk a Date?
Vault: The Pregnancy Story That Sounds Impossible
Vault: Husbands Are Asking the Question No One Wants to Ask
Vault: Brotherly Advice You Might Actually Need
Vault: We Put Bert’s Vodka Expertise to the Test
Vault: Are You Getting Scammed Every Time You Order a Drink?
Vault: She Caught Her Husband Watching His Ex-Wife?!
Vault: Did She Cross a Major Relationship Line?
Vault: Bartenders Are Secretly Overcharging You?!
Vault: Are Women More Unhappy Than Decades Ago?
The Bert Show is back! Bert, Kristin, Cassie, and Amanda (Bert's new wife) reunite for a special episode recapping all the sweetest and most unforgettable moments from Bert's wedding. Don't miss the newlyweds' podcast appearance together!
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, April 23 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, April 23 [Vault]
Vault: The One That Got Away He Ghosted After 2 Years?! - PT 2
Vault: You Won’t Believe How She Got Her Vision Back
Vault: Jenn Paid HOW MUCH for This Cake?!
Vault: The One That Got Away He Ghosted After 2 Years?!
Vault: You Won’t Believe What Went Wrong Before This Wedding
Vault: Your Cosmetic Surgery Questions Answered
Vault: His Plan to Save Their Sex Life Is Wild
Vault: These “Nice” Moves Give Women the Ick
Vault: He Won’t Propose Until HER Friend Does?!
Vault: This Teen's Secret Shocked Us All!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, April 21 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, April 21 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, April 21 [Vault]
Vault: When Does Letting Kids Sleep in Your Bed Go Too Far?
Vault: Jessica’s Secret Code for Awkward Moments Has Everyone Talking
Vault: A Simple Experiment Took a Seriously Dark Turn
Vault: When “Be Right Back” Turns Into a Breakup...
Vault: She Dated Her for Four Years Without Intimacy, Then Discovered a Shocking Truth - PT 2
Vault: Can You Change Your Kid’s Birthday Over an Awkward Connection?
Vault: Couples Open Up About Relationships Without Intimacy
Vault: Teens Share How Common Sexting Is and What It Means for Parents
Vault: Should You Ever Discipline Another Person’s Child?
Vault: She's Questioning Her Relationship After a Bizarre Incident
Vault: Did She Sabotage Her Own Date with Jealousy?
Full Show PT 2: Monday, April 20 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, April 20 [Vault]
Vault: A Simple Black Light Test Turns Into a Hilarious Discovery
Vault: Joanna’s Assumption About Her Boyfriend Backfires in a Big Way
Vault: Listeners Share The Scary Moments They Realized They Were Being Watched
Vault: This Birthday Party Clip Goes Viral for the Wrong Reasons
Vault: Can Gaming Events Help You Make Real Friends?
Vault: She Dated Her for Four Years Without Intimacy, Then Discovered a Shocking Truth
Vault: Is "Losing" Your Engagement Ring the New Upgrade Hack?
Vault: Did This Unexpected Bromance Between Bert And Dr. Sanjay Gupta Actually Happen?
Vault: Jenn Claps Back at Her Dad After He Criticizes the Cost of Her Birthday Celebration
Vault: He Fell in Love with Italy’s Lifestyle, Now Bert Is Questioning Everything Life
Vault: She Proves Her Parents Can’t Afford College for Her Brother, Now What?
Full Show PT 2: Friday April 17 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday April 17 [Vault]
Vault: Is He About to Propose This Weekend? She Hopes So!
Vault: She Realized She’s Gay… Now She Has to Tell Her Husband
Vault: Do You Warn Coworkers About Layoffs?
Vault: She’s 35 and Wants Her First Drunk Experience (Update)
Vault: She Crossed a Line Over College Money
Vault: She Wants to Be ‘Unengaged’ After Saying Yes
Vault: A Life-Threatening Medical Emergency Before the Wedding
Vault: We Discuss The Truth About Plus-Size Models & Average Bodies
Vault: The Ultimate Before 30 Bucket List
Vault: The Truth About Hydro Cleansing
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, April 16 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, April 16 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, April 16 [Vault]
Vault: Men Share Why They Walked Away from Their Marriages
Vault: Is It Really a Secret If You Tell Your Spouse?
Vault: Are Plus-Size Models Changing Beauty Standards?
Vault: How Does She Tell Her Dad She Doesn't Want Him At Her Wedding?
Vault: She Said Yes to His Proposal, But It Wasn’t Real
Vault: She’s 35 and Wants Her First Drunk Experience
Vault: She Pressured Her Friend Into a Trip She Can’t Afford
Vault: Is Alcoholic Gum The Next Big Thing?
Vault: Bert Thinks Listeners Can Find Love in One Phone Call
Vault: She’s Taking Dating Advice…From Her Dog
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, April 15 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, April 15 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, April 15 [Vault]
Vault: Is This a Smart Way to Shoot Your Shot?
Vault: He Hit His Neighbors Car And Didn't Say Anything?!
Vault: The Viral Wedding Dance Everyone’s Tired Of….
Vault: Do You Stop Someone Else's Wedding If You Know It’s a Mistake?
Vault: She’s Worried About His Weight Before the Wedding
Vault: Does Chick-fil-A Have a Secret Rule About Divorce?
Vault: She Got Pregnant by a Stranger, Then This Happened
Vault: If He’s Not Into Her…Why Is He Still Texting?
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, April 13 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, April 13 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, April 13 [Vault]
Vault: The Girlfriend Email Chain That Got Nastier With Every Single Message
Vault: Erin's Neighbor Mystery Is Finally Solved & The Answer Came From The Last Person Expected
Vault: She Needs Help Finding This Cute Valet Driver
Vault: Are Kid Leashes Acceptable Parenting Or Completely Unacceptable?
Vault: This Breakdancer Needs Help Find The Girl He Accidentally Stood Up
Vault: The Products Nobody Wants To Be Seen Buying...
Vault: Women Confess Their Wildest Mid-Date Emergency Grooming Stories
Vault: Do You Tell Your Dad His Wife Is Cheating Or Stay Out Of It?
Vault: What's Haunting This Historic Law Office? Ghost Hunters Found Out
Vault: The Elopement Went Perfect, Until They Had To Tell His Mom
Vault: We Ranked The Most Socially Awkward Professions
Vault: Women Who Only Date Married Men Reveal Exactly Why They Do It
Full Show PT 3: Monday, April 13 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, April 13 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, April 13 [Vault]
Vault: The Wedding Planning Red Flags That Predict Divorce
Vault: Is It Ever OK To Cheat? We Debate Whether A Spouse Can Actually Push You Into It
Vault: The Pre-Marriage List That Has Everything You Should Do Before Marriage
Vault: First Date Fails That Should Have Ended Everything
Vault: The Call-In Confessions That Prove People Will Lie About Anything For Love
Vault: Someone Actually Tried To Do Their Own Plastic Surgery?!
Vault: Jewelry ER Stories That Will Make You Cringe
Vault: One Visit A Year & He's Rewriting His Whole Life To Win Her
Vault: Do You Tell Your Brother His Fiancée Is Hiding A Secret Marriage?
Vault: Her Married Neighbor Has A 'Regular' & She's Noticed Everything
Vault: The Terrifying Truth About What Hackers Can Do To Your Phone
Vault: Do Women Really Do This To Men While They Sleep?
Full Show PT 3: Friday, April 10 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, April 10 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, April 10 [Vault]
Vault: They've Been Married for 3 Months And They Haven't Touched Each Other Once
Vault: She's Been Faking Being Rich to Her Boyfriend, And the Lie Is About to Collapse
Vault: She Has One Target...Her Best Friend's Son!
Vault: His Whole Life He Was Told His Dad Was Dead. He Thinks That's a Lie
Vault: Demi Lovato Joins The Show
Vault: He Stood Her Up, But She Got the Last Laugh
Vault: OnePsychic Said Jenn's Life Was About to Change in a Big Way. Was She Right?
Vault: This Is The Most Dedicated Romantic Move We've Ever Heard
Vault: Who Is the Guy Standing on Corners Judging How Women Dress?
Vault: Real Stories of Marriages That Survived the Absolute Worst
Vault: Is This the Voice of a Murder Victim? Atlanta Ghost Hunters Share Chilling Evidence
Vault: The Word That Sparked the Most Controversial On-Air Debate Yet
Full Show PT 3: Thursday April 9 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday April 9 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday April 9 [Vault]
Vault: Listeners Call In With Their Messiest Mom and Dad Moments
Vault: What Do You Do When She's Out of Your League?
Vault: Is This Myth About Pools the Biggest Lie of Your Childhood?
Vault: He Found the Photos From Her Bachelorette Party, And Wished He Never Did
Vault: The Psychic Reading That Changed Everything: What Does the Future Hold for the Cast?
Vault: She Hooked Up With His Dad Before They Even Met
Vault: Is Monitoring Your Kids' Phone a Safety Move or a Betrayal of Trust?
Vault: This Man Has An Insane World Record Quest
Vault: What Do You Do If Your Coworker Is Living At The Office?
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, April 8 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, April 8 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, April 8 [Vault]
Vault: Beth's Obsession With Her Photo Soulmate Takes a Shocking Turn
Vault: Melissa's Wild Superpower...
Vault: How Does She Open Up To Her Estranged Mother?
Vault: Should Parents Buy Their Kids Condoms? Experts and Parents Weigh In
Vault: Why Do Women With Kids Make Less Money Than Their Peers?
Vault: This Guy Breaks Down the Dating Games Everyone Plays
Vault: Listeners Reveal How Prayer Helped Them Through Crisis
Vault: Sexual MythBusters: Do Men Really Fake Orgasms?
Vault: We Debate Over Parents Hosting 'Safe Parties' For Teens
Vault: Man Hires Stranger to Seduce His Wife in Shocking Divorce Plot
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, April 7 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, April 7 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, April 7 [Vault]
Vault: She's Convinced That Her Coworker Is Stealing Her Breast Milk
Vault: Is Sympathy Sex Ever Okay?
Vault: Her Cousin LIED To Her Over Money. Was It for Good Reason?
Vault: Why Do People Assume This About Him?
Vault: Has This Digital Crush Gone Too Far?
Vault: Grown Men Allowances?! The Secret Financial Control You Didn’t See Coming
Vault: School Forces Mom’s Son to Cut His Mohawk Days Before Summer
Vault: She Hates the Dog…Because of the Ex?!
Vault: My Toddler Cost Me HOW Much?! Parents Share Their Most Expensive Kid Disasters
Vault: She Didn’t Wake Up for 26 Hours…Why?
Full Show PT 3: Monday, April 6 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, April 6 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, April 6 [Vault]
Vault: She Came Clean About Her Two Year Fake Paycheck Scheme, Now What?
Vault: The Secret Second Relationships Our Listeners Don't Want You to Know About
Vault: How Often Are Women Really Washing Their Bras?
Vault: Listeners Confess Their Stupidest Injuries
Vault: Her Grieving Grandmother Was Exploited by Her Own Neighbors
Vault: Would You Loan Money to a Family Member Who Won't Work?
Vault: Is It a Red Flag If He Has Your Key But Won't Give You His?
Vault: Listeners Spill Their Most Disgusting Work Stories
Vault: He's Going for His Friend's Mom and She Is Mortified - Update
Vault: His Parents Got Caught Stealing Food at a Casino?!
Vault: The Vacation Hookups Nobody Was Supposed to Know About
Full Show PT 3: Friday, April 3 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, April 3 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, April 3 [Vault]
Vault: The Smelly Coworker Problem Nobody Wants to Talk About
Vault: Listeners Call In With Their Most Mortifying Moments
Vault: She Upgraded Herself While Hubby Was Away, And He Has No Idea
Vault: He's Going for His Friend's Mom and She Is Mortified
Vault: The Shocking Warnings Listeners Got From Their Future In-Laws
Vault: A Mom Called In Alarmed After Discovering What Her Daughter's Friend Is Pressuring Other Girls to Do
Vault: The Roommate Who Wasn't Graduating Just Got a Devastating Update
Vault: Ashton Kutcher Joins The Show
Vault: She Put a Fake Employee on Payroll and Kept the Money
Vault: Her Mom's Home Movies Had One Very NSFW Surprise - Part Two
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, April 2 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, April 2 [Vault]
Vault: Her Mom's Home Movies Had One Very NSFW Surprise
Vault: Why Women Keep Their Enemies Close
Vault: Mekhi Phifer Joins The Show!
Vault: She Is Keeping A Major Secret From Her Parents...
Vault: Holly's Roommate Is Pulling Off a Big Deception
Vault: We Tested a Magazine's Attraction List on Real Guys
Vault: What Do You Do When Your Date Already Knows Who You Are?
Vault: Her Friends Set Her Up On A Date, But Did It Go Well?
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, April 1 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, April 1 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, April 1 [Vault]
Vault: Can Ambien Make You Cheat?
Vault: Bert's April Fools Prank Goes Wrong!
Vault: Are You Flirtexting Wrong? The Women Who Wrote the Book about it
Vault: Weight Loss Wendy Checks Back In With Her Goal Completed
Vault: Hugh Jackman Joins The Show
Vault: Re-Treads Explained: The Sneaky Way Guys Keep Their Partner Count Low
Vault: Are Women Really Using Headbutts in Fights? Listeners Call In to Confess
Vault: Her First Date In 25 Years Was Ruined By Her Ex!
Vault: Listeners Confess Their Most Cringe-Worthy Sending Fails
Vault: Can a Dog Rescue Really Take Back an Adopted Dog?
Vault: A Mystery Song About Pregnant Women Being Smug Landed in a Listener's Inbox
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, March 31 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, March 31 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, March 31 [Vault]
Vault: He's Confused After Going On A Date With A Witch?!
Vault: Women Vent About Their men Being Too Into Their Hobbies
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