Elliot In The Morning
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The heist of the Shenandoah.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Makes Krysten a jolly happy soul.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
You ARE the daughter!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jack right off?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
...is Thanksgiving week.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"Yes, hello, Elliot..."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shopping addiction, Black Friday, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
You down with UAP?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
An apology, a thank you, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Following up on that follow-up Friday call.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What are we missing?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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In our furum.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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With News4's Drew Wilder!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Can I get your digits?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"Shut up! Shut up!"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Move that triple-decker bus!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Commanders weren't the only ones in Madrid.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The worst things to say to someone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Car blanche?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
On one family's school board fight to keep a student and service dog together.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
But you're married and have high blood pressure.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What? I thought we were in the panty tree.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Volunteers?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Because they are stacked all over the place!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM interviews Return To DustSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Turning was your homework!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Pittsburgh potty, anyone?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
No need to MOC.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Pop quiz!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What is St. Louis, Missouri?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What would a Dutch uncle say?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The bridesmaids want-ed a celebration!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Paging Pasquatch and Scott Devours!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Post-tattoo stress disorder.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Man's best friend is science.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Explore cannabis friendly lodging!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
I'm gonna pick up the pieces and build additions.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What would Jon Ballard say?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The bestselling author recaps his trip to Toronto for Game 6 and 7 of the World Series.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ceremony substances.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Richmond's Marj Santaromana and more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dash and The Dangerously Stupid Show are back in the studio for Halloween.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ranked!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
I am afraid of yo ghost.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Are you Halloweenie or Hallow-fiend?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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EITM interviews Bert KreischerSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Watch out, Nevada, here Diane comes!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
An update.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Cher'in their language!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
(And Adam Tuss.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Actress June Lockhart lived 100 years, but all Elliot cared about were two husbands—both named John.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Top ten answers are on the board!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What in the World Series?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BEEP...BEEP...BEEP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Should jokes be on the 'do not play' list?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
scholarscompass.vcu.edu/mighty_penSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
...sexy?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
OCD meets grief.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Have you ever felt concert-old?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Losers keepers?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
AKA BUTT-BREATHING!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thong wrong?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
No, tank you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
And dying!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
(Maybe not for Diane.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
From condom to calm down.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The ins and outs of sitting.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Riding rataphooey.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Do summer readers know that autumn comes?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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On trial!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Remembering Ace Frehley.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
*quickly changes channel off of Nickelodeon*See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
From the people that brought you shower beers!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
One nose that became too difficult to overlook.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Arctic school is very cool.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Diane talks making stickers at Cleveland's Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, while Elliot tells her what made the news outside.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
First order? Bands!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The NBC Washington reporter and anchor is transporting to the ballroom.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
You 'do you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It's gotta be da shoes!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Would you have any interest in bigger winnings?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
There's really nothing real about real-estate reality television.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sorry, floor·BALL!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
DISCLAIMER: Elliot has never seen 'Bob Ross: Happy Accidents, Betrayal & Greed.'See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What happened to "Kidnap The Sandy Claws"?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The gang tries facial cold plunging.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Your grandmama never said packing lines is sin.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Francine’s home. 💙🐾See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Born to be, born to be glowin'!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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It's the only intrauterine device remover asked for by name!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Misleading by example.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Boo, kay?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Plus, "Bread Olympics"!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
But does the basement theater have an usher?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Amanda and Chris on the years-long search for their father's 1985 Dodge Ramcharger.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Attendance remittance.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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"Francine: missing from Richmond, Va since 9/18. Last known location:Lowe's RDC #1420 in Garysburg, NC. She is microchipped. She is beloved by a whole city."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Managing comedy at the office.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Campus skis!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Charity begins at 7.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Lose-win situations.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
When do you make amends?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This...is EXTREME!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"... like a street monitor?"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM interviews Dusty SlaySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM interviews Pierre-Luc DuboisSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Petty for your thoughts?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
With deepest sympathy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
GoFundMe and the office.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Flame-fleeing phoners.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Foo Fighters, Caps hockey, Elliot's doctor visit, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
When you rest under a star.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
My kink is parmesan.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Google Lens me a hand.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
That's Greek to me!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Happy Capitals Training Camp!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Pees and characters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Cheat!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Recapping Sam's first-ever cruise.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Goodbye, goodbye, construction site.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Of all time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
YOLO.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sorry, aubergine.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
An explantation explanation.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
(Only dumb ones.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
H is for horny...and hospital, of course!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The pleura provisional.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mangalica, anyone?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Happy Birthday, Diane!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"Been a long time, I've been trying to get ahold of you."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
When "Last Dance" isn't Donna Summer.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Athena on Mi(last)nerva.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
She's got a pother confession to make.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Elliot recaps his night out at Crofton Country Club with Locker, Joe B., and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ranked.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Banned in the BOS.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Will it be smooth sailing or Milkman overboard?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
PNES!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Anxiety flare-up on aisle seven.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Talk is worse than one's?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Flying restrictions and the pilots who shove them.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Life (and death) in Black Rock City.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Empowering minds, redefining evacuation.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Payback or respects?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Live from Chicago, it's Mike Jones!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Graphs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Love thy neighbor's presents.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Check it one time, girrrl!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Lovin' the ol' grudge f***.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Milkweed v. Reston Association (2025)...and before.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
No other collection captures the mood better.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
You're golden?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Golfer Tommy Fleetwood still can't win.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Bring me shame, can't nothing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EMAW, right?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM interviews Simon NeilSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
(And Wayne.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
From sitting shiva to sitting ringside.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ready to have a ball?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apologies to Matt Damon.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Frederick's own ambidextrous artist.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Recapping EITM's takeover of Six Flags America.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Is getting together with an ex's sibling always vindictive?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Endurance athlete Michael Wardian, 51, challenges Elliot.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Stars—they're just like us?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mubadala Citi DC Open chairman and Washington Commanders partner Mark Ein talks professional athlete safety.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How worried does Elliot really have to be about vertigo for Wild One Night Only?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
...aren't always records.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sports!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Or is it loathe?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
More like bored walk, right?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A credit card calculation.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A breakdown.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Are we buying?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
...to a shallow grave?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A sib fib.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Does everyone really have them?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What have you (had) taken?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
And my anxiety, yeah.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Or can it just remain a Banner day?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jacob Griffith takes Elliot on an aquatic adventure from the Southside of Richmond to the world of merfolk.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
For·ev·er!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nair do well?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
By Hans Christian Andersen?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What's out with in-flight entertainment.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Advice for an amateur.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Flags and Toby's.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
🎵 I've got something to tell youI've got news for you 🎵See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A food bite.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Said like it's doing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How long did the "yes" take?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wang darn.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
No one loves trees more than Elliot?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
They wanna be where the merpeople are.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
From the irrelevant to the illegal.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Reviewing Toby's Dinner & Show's "The Little Mermaid."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It's evacuation!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Meet gumshoe Krysten.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
When you need to do everything right.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Anal yeast?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Come on, Krysten!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"It's a disgrace."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Anyone can file a complaint if they believe there has been a violation of the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
And all free today!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A weekend of firsts.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The best.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Hot, Stove. Hot!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Of all time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
...............See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It's a little lightbulb that blinks!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Is duckpin bowling next for Diane?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
On his sister's life and the new docuseries, "Amy Bradley Is Missing."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Is it in the cards or behind the bars?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It's not delivery, it's defiance.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Remember Carmen and Lupita?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Double tow: Heaven.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Back from summer vacation!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
مع السلامةgoodbyeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
🙄See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The best.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tyler went to the dermatologist yesterday.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Coming soon to Toby's Dinner Theatre!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sweat-curity!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Program manager for Helping Addicts Recover Progressively (HARP) in Chesterfield County Jail.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What's the worst kind of vehicle to be stuck behind?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What's the best way to avoid shakes on a plane?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
That is the test, phlegm.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Or does it?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The no-fur curious movement.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Figuratively.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Whether he has been the outright winner or a co-champion, Elliot has actually never lost this game. Will his reign (of terror) finally come to an end?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ric Flair Drip?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Let's ro–bot!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
But not Maury's!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The famous psychic steed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dumped on vacation.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
I still can see them sweating...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
NATIONAL ACADEMY OF TELEVISION ARTS & SCIENCESNATIONAL CAPITAL CHESAPEAKE BAY CHAPTERSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Are phone-free camps fun-free too?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Of all time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Spoon-oo-on, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-ohSpoon-oo-on, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-ohSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Artificial in...the morning.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Syracuse me!?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
And not knowing if married!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Meeting friends online...and then in person.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
But not if you talked the talk.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
NS-Oh No!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Must see inside? Naaah...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Let's hear it...and your response!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tattoodle!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The stages of beef.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It's time to kill the lights.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
In Diesel.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Who said it's my year? Was it you there?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Who's that c*ntry?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Hysterectomy and dehiscence.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A questionnaire.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Doom goes the Costco display.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
But Elliot wants to know.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Been work-in' so hard.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
And urine!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Metalli-WHAT?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Plus more ways to stink up the car.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tell me something, boyAren't you tired tryna fill that void?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Elliot gets the call from Life Guard Imaging.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
(Except Mike Jones.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Bringing fun to a knife fight.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Extorted then Left™ Right®.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
On locks.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Such a strange situation.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
And I'm an actor.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Also known as the brain-eating amoeba.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
No fire extinguisher league.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Like it, love it? Or don't want more of it?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIESPLEASE❌❌❌STAND BYSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Boo heights?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
E needs to thank his lucky stars, Alan May and Karl Alzner.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Very funny.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Fantasy Draft 2025!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
With surprise guest Juliana Valencia!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The world's most beloved card game?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We be getting down...to Tampa.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
There might be a little dust on the bottle.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Billy Joel recently announced that he has been diagnosed with normal pressure hydrocephalus, or NPH.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BJS' son stops by with an offer for Tyler.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Charles Woodson, Desmond Howard, Tom—oh. Nevermind.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Is there one when it comes to strangers?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"That's the one I went to."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ranked.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM interviews Spike MendelsohnSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
“I’m going to tell you a big bomb.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
And Haley, don't worry about a thing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
🎶 The Italian Ex - change Stu - dent 🎶See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dayclubs on tour.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
And why it matters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What the truck?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How about NO DOLLS?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Theory and tumescence.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
She's kerosene?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"Can you repeat that? 'Cause I was not paying attention to a word you said."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Come for the anniversary gift, stay for the last caller's offering.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
I'm awesome?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tuned up.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
(Sort of.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM interviews Matthew BroussardSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
...of all time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Saying(s) nothing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Called it...off?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Time to say hello to Huntingtown High School!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM interviews Brad MeltzerSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
No big whoop?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Greatly EGGaggerated?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"What do I have going on here?"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Maryland's theme park to close after the 2025 operating season.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM interviews Joe BeninatiSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The 151st Run for the Roses.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Aack her anything.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
You hate to say it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
'Which animal has saved the most human lives?'See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The most.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Are we making a meal out of a show?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
When divorced parents never get along.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM interviews WilderadoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Trick AND treat!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
And salt on the reptile...por favor.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Saying it wrong on purpose.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
And I'll write your brain!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Hybrid. Rockstar.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Another Bumble fumble.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
But there's vacancy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Character, Courage, and Couture.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! Oi, oy vey.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"So we're fostering another dog..."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Tales from the ER.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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A Tiki Takeover recap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Meet Leah.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Featuring star resident Lisa, who held the day's oldest caller record for about twenty minutes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Composting for dumpies.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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A tradition unlike any other.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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"Swing Into Summer" once again with the Alzner Foundation.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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What's going on, Steve?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Nice to meet you!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"The chasing days are done! Alex Ovechkin is the greatest goal scorer in the history of the NHL." -Joe BeninatiSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Yodel-Ay-Eee-ooh, Diane!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Another office bathroom mystery.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
(Sorry, John Walton.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A pop-ularity quiz.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
PENISSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What to do after you're a victim of fraud.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Diane is high.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Wee! Wee! Wee!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
You wanted the best, you got the best.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Puppy parents and their future service dogs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
When it comes to wedding traditions, bio or step?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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"... where other presenters fear to tread."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
In re P.E.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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All bells breaking loose.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Zach Roth gets everyone ready for Las Vegas.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The best.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Popping bottles and cherries in Vegas.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Is it claustrophobia?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
In a single sentence!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
POPSUGAR is right!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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And it's not Elliot!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Fast to the mend?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
...and I'm all out of wood.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
More like Poké, man!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
That's all folk!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Looking to identify.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
HELLLLOOO!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
And hello again, Pierce!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
For those that like when Elliot goes at it with teens.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Working hard or secretly engaged to be married?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
White lithium grease and Juicy Head.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The announcement we've all been waiting for...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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More specifically, the very first date.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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But I can bust you out!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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'If anyone takes anything from this, please put your health first.' -instagram.com/jodi.vance.fitSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
My identity!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Vaginal, penile, and other words that make Elliot laugh.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Dos & D'oh!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
But have you heard of pigbutt...worm?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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But I would walk five thousand miles?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Armrest in peace.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Controlling yourself on the road.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Washington Capitals play-by-play announcer Joe B on The Gr8 Chase's TV schedule, wanting Ovechkin to "beat goaltenders" for Gretzky's record, and broadcasting partner Craig Laughlin's recovery from open-heart surgery.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Doesn't take much to make me happy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ooh,__ Career________ Dream-er!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Vagina matata.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Third time's a charm?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
#NULL!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
When you're a Minnesotan and you feel a sudden explosion.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
From hospital to hospitality.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sorry, STUNT on radio.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
In this egg-conomy?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Are we familiar?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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An update from Capitals PA announcer Wes Johnson.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"I'm going to be very honsest, I'm a touch insulted..."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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A mortification mortgage.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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I do wanna be buried?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A Casey study.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Just what the doctor ordered?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Sorry, TouchTunes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"Go Birds!"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Or, more accurately, a mixture of helium and air.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
And neither the village nor hamlet in England.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"This past Saturday morning, one of our worst nightmares came true."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Got breast milk?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Are spaces actually phone-free?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
First spill of '25!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wishlist now?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
First date brick!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"This has been my George Bailey moment, you know?" Back home from Emory University Hospital in Atlanta, Wes Johnson checks in with Elliot In The Morning.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"When is the last time that you turned your phone over to a stranger to help you with something?"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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"Have any of you ever sent to anyone a video of you farting?"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
No hair, do care?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
(I said I like it like that?)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Teens and substance use disorders.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Does the former program director know a guy?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Do you think he used his Rolex 24 middle finger to dial in?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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A senior in high school solved ten in just over a minute. How many can Diane do?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The latest in wearable tech.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
By the way, how is it that the victim's name sounds like the phoniest part?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
One YIKES!! ...challenge.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
IS (!!) an exaggeration.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Students, assemble!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
I'm travelin'!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
You've made your bed, now lie about it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Every home is one of a kind. Like boob. Like boobs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Your own personalized style.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ultra-realistic HO scale railroads and the train clubs who love them.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dating profiles and speech impediments.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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“You can’t be alive. You’re dead!”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ryanair's diversion program.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tyler's review of "the greatest movie ever."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Taste test!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Welcome to Washington, District of Cannabis!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What did the Segal family decide?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Palate-ative care.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Have you ever used a generative AI chatbot to settle issues at home?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Akabanga, anyone?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Krysten and her husband have started the year off with a cleanse.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Fragrance show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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*Nintendo Joy-Con sound effect*See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
He's still real to me, dammit!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
If you hear something, say something.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Almost two weeks off and almost two years in hospice.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sorry, wishing death!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ménage à nah?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Brothers and sisters, we are gathered here to tattoo.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Going at it again!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sit and purrl.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Britain's favourite swearing dictionary.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Noodlehead!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
That doesn't mean that they're letting you look at presents before Christmas.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
ELLIOT IS A FREE MAN!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
(*In a perfect world)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The TSA spokesperson on how to get through security without an ID.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
U+2??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Fir fun facts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ah, so orneryMisokinesiaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
So, what's causing Tyler's abdominal discomfort?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
tiktok.com/@jesuscachingSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Could you fill me?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hello, Calvert!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tyler got his scan done and now we wait, but for what?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Survivor Matt Urey from Richmond checks in five years to the date.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Padel, Caps' Alt-Cast, and Taco Bell.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Computed tomography...this time. Not "camel toe"—although it is Tyler.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A foot in scholastic wrestling's ass?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Scruples!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Pigs in a gambit.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It's Dustin, baby!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Elliot finally got his answer.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The business of breakups.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sorry, holiday party.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Good news, bad news.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This is the famous Molnar house.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
When sex education fails.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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It's not whatever, whatever, whatever you like.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The end is near!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Gladiators and Commanders.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
R DEY BEWBS!?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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It has been a month to forget for Elliot and his wife.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM interviews Gianmarco SoresiSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Decorating dos and don'ts.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
And trips LEFT?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Should human beings die out, what would rule?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Soil me up and smoke me when I die?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Who do you think you arrr?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Is Tyler going vegetarian?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Proposing a reproposal.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
...OUT LOUD!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Assistant Director and Professor for the George Mason University Forensic Science Program.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What's Elliot to do about his cast-exposed piggies?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
You're not listening to Elliot!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM interviews Dylan StromeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
(And none of it the radio kind!)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Not just for puppeteers!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Yoseph, the movies, and *SIGH*.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Parent and family weekends—go!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Top 50.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Prepare to be entertained.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Who is the driver getting Elliot to work every day now?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Plus, Connections: Strike Edition!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
E explains why the show was off for two days.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A recap of Diane's legendary night bowling.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tonight!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Moving forward (or backward, more accurately), the row on Elliot's season ticket plan may be a lie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Does anyone really do this in the bathroom?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sorry, grannies.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
And can Elliot finally talk about that HR investigation?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
AriZona's number one fan (and Virginia's own) Hannah Mead.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
And he didn't just get a flu shot!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
At Lone Oak Farm!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Maybe.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This Friday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Scale and assessment.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Just hours out from the 2024 MCM, runner Michael Wardian previews his 175th marathon, but first with son Pierce.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"Let me get behind you!"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
866-2-EL...oh, nevermind.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
That's my credo!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Confidentiality in the workplace.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Diane's going bowling!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
(As in shoe...well, all of it, really.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
No matter what, it is never your fault.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Standing desks, CTS, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Graded A through F...for flu.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tyler was back at urgent care.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What's the truck hierarchy?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Slow living, anyone?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Postseason baseball, a medical issue, celebrity sightings, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Elliot thinks he knows why he's having a hard time talking.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Or, extremely confusing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What happened to the loudest and proudest Texas-sized celebration?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
When the body, mind and spirit's harmony goes flat—ulent...vaginally.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Author A.J. Jacobs competes in a triathlon.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Hot sauce and the subjective experience.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Well, really just the kids. Both parents? 🪦🪦See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM interviews Karl AlznerSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"Best caller of the day!"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Are we familiar?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Get out your *checks notes* revitalization masks?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Uncovering the truth after they're covered in dirt.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tempers flare at senior care.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"I got wrapped up in storytelling!"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Did Elliot, Diane, and Krysten make the final cut?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Or, Segal v. Altoido Part??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Which ones are at the top?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Go get us some TENDIES!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sharing is...wearing?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Cannabis and music.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
No trial, but definitely errors.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
At home!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Clickbait, that is.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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What could go wrong?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Hi, Diane!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The hair, the chair, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
She busted her forehead open!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Goo-goo, ga-ga and other grievances at work.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Big sis.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A recap of EITM's weekend trip to Cincinnati.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How a DNA ancestry service helped find a 1951 kidnapping victim.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Off to Oktoberfest Zinzinnati!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Say tan!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Diane is all in on Rockville's own Joan Vassos.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
I've been havin' dreams...jumpin' off one.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Season 47 debuts tonight, but remember the silver anniversary?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Different date of birth!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Remember the guy just outside of Richmond with the largest collection of sports cards in the world?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The mane event.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Might remix it?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How fast are you?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Say again?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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And starts getting real.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sing the Queen City!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Also known as Frey's syndrome.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
I just can't get you out of my head.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Are you a pushy, sorry, pusher?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
James Earl Jones and "Wheel Of Fortune."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This breed's for you!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Also, Max and Spencer from SHAED!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
https://www.wtarescue.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Promo cheat codes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It's my party, and I'll turn off all cell signal capabilities if I want to.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Hello, Cincy? Hello, Cincy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Is a hot dog-eating competition the new Labor Day tradition?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Or, checks and fraud.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
When they go low, we go to Highland, Maryland for more practice, no?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
America has voted.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
When drivers react.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
He may have founded Barnes & Noble, but Diane found out what she was getting for her birthday.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Food poisoning, cell outage, and cyberattack.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Cleveland-based chef and 2023 James Beard award finalist talks EDWINS Leadership & Restaurant Institute.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Always a bad friend?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Elliot goes back to school and Tyler does beach.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Glitchy, glitchy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tyler's headed to the beach again (?) because E's got another first-year college (!!) move-in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
And their second date fates.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Is the insurance actually worth it?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
They've gotten the band back together!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A terminal exhibition.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Inherently problematic?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Hello, my friends...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
For a moment.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The 15 year old from Virginia will be representing USA Roller Sports next month at the World Figure Cup in Prato, Italy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We're on the island?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Was your data leaked?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Top 40 is not the format.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show us your synonyms!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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A walking mystery.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Bringing the stairs not the stares.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The NBC4 Washington reporter checks in from the Summer Olympics.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Josie from Silver Spring called about an actual topic, but mostly wanted to go after Elliot.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The unworldly prices per minute of today's top tix.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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We did? Oh. Dammit, Diane!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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(It did eventually get fixed.) (Not the outbreak.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thanks for reducin'!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
(It's the new Ohio.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What did we learn more than anything?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Slipped on the ol' banana...ketchup.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Featuring Elliot's "favorite person of the week"!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Arrest me.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Don't order big if it's not your big day.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The latest on Elliot's dog, Clancy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Elliot began the show talking about his dog, Clancy, and ended with an update.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Name. That. Tune.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
PHWOAR!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Treehouse committee on family rules.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The reviews are in!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wider than a mile?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Haven't even left yet — have a show to do still — but somebody's already frustrating ahead of Minnesota.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The 12 On Your Side meteorologist is back...for the very first time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Public (beach and pool) displays of affection.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Now go find out what Marley said.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Stay safe in July.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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...makin' a poop.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Baby, that's somethin'. (Oh, that's somethin'.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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(checking a box checks it for everyone!)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Emphasis on back.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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More like, where we bin?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Up for driving lessons, middle of it at "Fully Loaded," and down the shore.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Somebody to shove behind your framed Dave Pirner photo.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Miss Manners flips the script.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
When it comes to apartment living, how do you deal with a loud...masturbator?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Occupational Employment and Wage Statistics.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Kroger? I hardly know her.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kitty, Josh. Not kidney. Well...actually, yes. Kitten kidneys.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Out-of-office, Mike Jones is also out of surgery.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Fail.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
And possibly the world!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Hello, this is Kevin...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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"Why is my hand swollen?"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
And a second opinion perhaps for Tyler!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Surprise! On the phone!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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A recap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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PMA for WDW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
(Camel...toe.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ironically, there are no words.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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College and high school!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Spinning your way out of the rumor mill.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Did Tyler find it to be somewhere to smile about?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
One of many Gold Star family members in D.C. over the weekend on Arlington National Cemetery.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The 'Purveyor of the Dangerously Stupid' brings his show case to perform live in the studio alongside fiancée Dot.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Therapy, friendship, and more?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
No secret sauce. (And cycling.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How well do you know your co-worker?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The NBC4 reporter checks in to talk about the new Netflix series, "Sex, Lies & Scandal."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Grab bag or crap bag?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Put on your thinking caps then your party hats!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Elliot will be checking all coolers as you head out for MDW.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What's better than a Preakness-winning horse owner? Two of 'em!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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"Human city" or not humanly possible?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
When Josh posts, 'Fun Fact: I can inner voice every word to Cantaloop,' it's time to cue up everyone's favorite British jazz rap group... Us3!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wait, why isn't Krysten turning her chair?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Friends with nemesis'...new spouse!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Sorry, starters. Conversation starters!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What are you going to do next?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Inspired by Tyler?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Which one is most like the rest of the country?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show me what those eyes do!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Another world record holder heads to Europe.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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I am the first barkid poet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Make Jen a match!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Aircraft Owners and Pilots Association (AOPA) COO talks Saturday's National Celebration of General Aviation DC Flyover and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
When pet owners heavy pet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We could smoke barefoot in the snow.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
When a period becomes an exclamation point.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Group project, anyone?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The comedic effects.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It must be some kinda, no?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
An update from Carlos'n Party himself.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM's night of 007.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
LosOnAir may be no more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A lot of Sean Connery. And a lot of Shirley Bassey. Oh, and also a ranked list of the themes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
But once a confesser, always a cheater, right?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Cash-based competiton is coming soon to D&B!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How long is too long at a doctor's office?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Generally, it isn't nice to talk about someone when they're not hair.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"Thank You, Goodnight" and the Capitals.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Let go, but still employed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
I dreamed?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Monumental Sports Network analyst Alan May previews the hockey weekend ahead, as the Caps-Rangers Stanley Cup Playoffs series shifts home to Capital One Arena.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The highlights.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Lays an onion!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Magic Kingdom and back.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
And I do go to?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kimycola recaps her night one audition.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oxford and Cleveland, Ohio.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Radio? Oh god no!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Monumental Sports Network Capitals play-by-play announcer Joe Beninati chats about the Caps' win in Philly and previews the first round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It's your boy, Party Lucc!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Sorrey.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wait, did someone get nights?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
But that doesn't mean you can't be into erotic asphyxiation!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Waking and breaking the big news to superfan/celebrity chef Steve Mannino.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2K24!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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World record holder Kimycola heads to England.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Hensel who?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The CEO of table tennis and pickleball manufacturer JOOLA is moving in down the street.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
In the future, one bin is the law.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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There are no healthy addictions.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The NASA astrophysicist recaps her trip to see the eclipse and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Let's go ahead and declare an emergency landing...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Hands-up comedy with Bert Kreischer.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mouth bass!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
UberCollisionalSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Can what you hear change how you taste?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Everyone makes judgments based on non-corrective orthodontia.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Well, it is, actually, but it's also line hacking!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Diane's been made aware of some scenarios and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Like Bobby Riggs and Billie Jean King — minus actual tennis.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Found something to do!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nodding off to get...there.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Trip or skip?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Rise of the machines.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Food Friday.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Abby and Brittany Hensel are back with some exciting old news.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Give them to your sons!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Baseball, Monumental, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A piercing problem and an...other problem.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Barkley is worse than the bite.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How much you got?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A recap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
HONK IF YOU LOVEANIMATED DITTIESSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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THE FOLLOWING CLIP CONTAINS AUDIO THAT SOME LISTENERS MAY FIND UPSETTINGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wriggle, wriggle, wriggle, wriggle, wriggle, no.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Former Washington Capitals defenseman Karl Alzner and his wife, Mandy, on their foundation's upcoming charity event, Chris Simon, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Apparently, headaches are not like assh*les.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Elliot finally gets it, but did Rolo get adopted?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Papatui, Tyler? More like Ah-kablooey!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This! Is! Just tacky!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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A post-operative scare.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
...not sorry!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
You're f*cking horny?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The future of the fair-wait, Krysten has something to say.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Pump & Pantry & Plead.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tell your dog I said bye.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Cry the friendly skies.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Speaking of cheats, did somebody do just that?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What do parents do when their own kids are cheating on relationships?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Uncover words.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Youuu're collectible!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sick of the apps? Let's *DING*...go.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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DAYONEISHSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
By...naming that tune!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Lisa Abrahams on what happened when her husband, Lincoln, got shocked biking the Washington & Old Dominion Trail over the weekend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
#Separationship??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Challenge accepted?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Vigilance amongst us.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Don't count your puppies before you're outmatched.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
(Hint: It's in the tree.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A.K.A. Carving Colin!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Fiber's coming in?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Zoom-shakalaka.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Long live the DVD!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
But how about sharing a bed?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tim Tam taste test and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Elliot is (probably) getting a third dog.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A bachelor's in...not what I'm doing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mast cell activation syndrome, anyone?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
With a "Chocolate" Chip treat!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Fill in the blank.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Please don't indicate your preferred meal option.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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On the plane, I just can't wait?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Happy Birthday weekend to you, too!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
But may never show his face there again!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The RidicuList.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The 100 Best.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Be careful where you choose to eat this Valentine's Day.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
As taught by an art instructor.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Still mean a thing?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Or a performance imprOOPS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The audience isn't swell!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
But he was a sugar guy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Or...B.B.L. NO!?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Which news do you want to hear first?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Solve for WJLX.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nigel, calm down.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM interviews The Record CompanySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Makeup artist Kelley Unthank talks paintin' faces as we palm 'em.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
With your host, Elliot Bitch-man!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mom approved post!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
These are the best days of our lives?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Are lip balms all they're cracked up to be?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Half mastiff, AmStaff, or whatever — pick it up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
PHOTOENFORCEDSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Opening 2025!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apply!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Those who can't ski (or snowboard), tube?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
That's what makes it alright?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Surprise! On the phone!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Do hwat?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dream until your diagnoses come true.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Total loss.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oh! Line 5?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
(Well, Krysten does have the ones for the feet too.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Of all time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
(After calling out sick.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sundays at 10/9c on TLC!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Coo, loo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Well, no. You are engaged.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Krysten went to the doctor for her TMJ...D.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM interviews Dusty SlaySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Or as Krysten calls it, "ᴛᴍᴊᴅ."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
You are fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren't you, Mr. Plow?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This has nothing to do with Jack White...or does it?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Sweeper!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BIRDCALLS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Hair hats!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Of all time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Surprise! On the phone!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Maria got us mamajuana, Diane got us fined?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
On your way home yesterday that you would've seen again on your way in today?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EITM interviews Brad MeltzerSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The classic fast-thinking game — now available on the radio!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Said Elliot, who was dead wrong and now (whether he likes it or not) is going to get one for his birthday.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Don't believe me? Ask The Sitch! https://twitter.com/ItsTheSituation/status/1745435313801925029See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thank you for calling. My name is Local Bill.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The average person has how many panic attacks a year?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Who threw a wedding at Mansion Society without the owners' consent?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
I just made you say "underwear."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Anyone (else) know the Cochrans?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Startin' off the year with another world record attempt!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The yoga ball stability chair appears to be the office's first fitness trend for 2024. How would that work in the studio?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Smell test!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Segal 🆚 StuparSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Pouch me.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Hello, hello, hello, how sal?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Did we know Krysten had an exchange student?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Elliot (?) is making hydration a priority in the new year.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A wicked case of COVID.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The perfect gift, but not the perfect ending.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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