Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: It’s Wilcox’s birthday; Maury Povich talks tv comeback; You should wash your Christmas tree; Year-end summaries for Uber, Chick-Fil-A, and other apps; Woody Game Wednesday; Trailer for the new Steven Spielberg movie; Town requires kids to wear helmets to play outside during school; Jellyroll claims weight loss cured his color blindness; And so much more!
Won't Someone Think of Their Overworked Mothers; Who Is This Celebrity That Has a Ton of Brothers?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Stuff-a-Bus wrap up; Celebrity Hitchhiker and the new Knives Out movie; Egg salad sandwich from a gas station; Christmas songs may be stressing out your pets; Woody could not buy an orange at the self-checkout lane; Woody yelled at Chelsea’s kids at a station event; Lawyer sues IRS to recognize pets as dependents; Everybody Loves Raymond will have another reunion special; Bill Belichick attends his girlfriend cheerleading event; And so much more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Delta's breathalyzer sting; Chess player disqualified over pants; Woody does Cologuard; Things you've never heard of; Walmart testing body cams; Woody was fired because of pants; Ohio funeral home gets a liquor license; And so much more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wake-up calls; Fun With Football Audio; Dog lets a steer and a horse into the house; Is the Shining a Christmas movie; Denny’s offers Sticky Kicks; Things kids have asked for from Santa; Women’s arousal cream will hit the U. S. market; Woman gives birth in driverless car and another gives birth in the Buc-ees parking lot; And so much more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Today is National Break Up Day; Old Bay announces the Flavor of the Year; Waitress follows a customer out to ask about the tip; Wilcox’s neighbor weighs in on the Die Hard Christmas movie debate; Sperm donor with cancer-causing gene fathers over 200 children; Transportation Secretary and RFK Jr. do pull-ups at the airport; And so much more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Phillip Rivers returns to the NFL; Woman sues Chipotle and Door Dash because a rodent was in her burrito bowl; Delta to reward kindness; McKenzie Scott’s donations; Gene Simmons’ comments to a journalist; Woody Game Wednesday; Australia bans social media for people under the age of sixteen; Sleep is the second most important factor in determining life expectancy; Workers would rather go to the dentist than go to their holiday work party; And so much more!
None of These People Helped Spread the VD Mess; They Just Happen to Be Celebrities with the Initials MS!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: In-N-Out no longer using order number 67; Woody encounters the turkey doors again; Man dies from donor organ infected by rabies; Wilcox reviews Jay Kelly on Netflix; Actors who switched from one genre to another; Favorite Christmas movies; Chelsea rescues another cat; Jeopardy champion accused of peeping; And so much more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea steps in cat poop; Medical malpractice lawsuit about penile injections; Airline refunds are now automatic; Calls from school; Hamster bite causes shock; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody wore pants to the company holiday party; Fun With Football Audio; Reporter gets hit by a bird; Cool Beans thought she had leprosy; Recall of glucose monitoring kits; Wilcox almost ate a candle; And so much more!
Things that sounds dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Cold moon tonight; National Cookie Day; Cold weather safety; Drinking hot chocolate may weaken your bones; Spotify Wrapped and other end-of-the-year listening/viewing summaries; Webcam hack in South Korea; Man tries to save an injured raccoon; Most common things cats and dogs ate; And so much more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Weiner Whack Wednesday; Woody’s brothers-in-law; Quiet divorcing; Woody Game Wednesday; Girl changes her name because of teasing; And so much more!
It Wasn't a Leak That Brought Them Down; Who's This Person That Went From Celebrity to Clown?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Netflix documentary about P. Diddy produced by 50 Cent; Verify your charities for Giving Tuesday; TSA will charge a $45 fee to fly if you do not have a Real ID; Man has a bear living under his house; Amazon tests thirty minute delivery; Music industry vs. Cox Media; The safe that held the Tommy Lee/Pamela Anderson sex tape sold at auction; Man has a lighter inside of him for thirty years; And so much more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Thanksgiving recap; Hate for sea otters; Rabbit saves family from fire; Wilcox received a recall letter for his vehicle; Guy Fieri tore his quad muscle in half during a cooking show; Travel Tuesday is tomorrow; Chelsea and Wilcox watched the wrong Thanksgiving Day parade; Woody and Wilcox’s wives work at the same Trader Joe’s; Calling chicken tenders “tendies”; Woody’s brother-in-law was using his YouTube TV account; And so much more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Parents with sons experience cognitive decline; Wheel of Fortune fail; Needle left in body for 18 years; Pigs drink beer; DNA Tests as gifts; Doctors say to limit toilet time; Raccoon in a bakery; And so much more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: TSA Tray Aesthetics; Pig drinks beer; Macy's employee's fraud; Jay Leno and the Hampton Inn; Most hated Thanksgiving dishes; Doctors say urinate in the shower; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody's suit; Woody's Thanksgiving; Dumb tips for Thanksgiving travel; Woody Game Wednesday; Hamsters loose on plane; WalMart closed because of mystery smell; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: More hate for certain animals; World record for the oldest bus driver; The ShamWow guy is running for office; Item you most like to ban from Thanksgiving dinner; Don’t brine your turkey in the Great Salt Lake; Proper way to refuse leftovers at someone’s house; William H. Macy really loves stuffing; Woman rushed to hospital after getting a paper cut; And so much more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea names her Christmas tree; Eagle drops cat through woman’s windshield; People taking weight loss drugs may vomit from overeating at Thanksgiving ; Chelsea is hosting Thanksgiving at her house; KFC is offering a Thanksgiving meal; More people are getting divorced because of AI; Taco Bell and Venmo collaboration; Pardoning the turkey; Butterball turkey hotline; Sharon and the Marie Callendar pie; Dining trends; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody and Chelsea went to the Nate Bargatze show; Mashed potatoes in pants; Fun With Football Audio; Movie/tv/streaming news; Woody’s wife showed up for work on the wrong day; Chelsea and Frank left the comedy show early; You should soft launch your new year’s resolutions; Rodeo canceled because of horse herpes; Female crash test dummies will finally be used in crash testing; And more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: It’s Woody’s birthday; Taco Bell releases its Fan Style menu; Miss Jamaica falls off the stage; School bans KPop Demon Hunters songs; Spoonful of Comfort; The Department of Transportation wants you to dress up to fly; Weird headlines; AI teddy bears are unsafe for kids; Americans and lack of sleep; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wilcox’s mom has passed away; Celebrity news: Walter Goggins, Nate Bargatze, Dolly Parton; International Men’s Day and World Toilet Day; Grocery store is asking customers to exchange their pennies for gift cards; Woody Game Wednesday; Putting potatoes in socks to cure ailments; Soccer team trapped in elevator; And more!
Those Toilet Numbers are a Bummer; Who's This Famous Person That Used to Be a Plumber?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Lost scissors shut down airport; Married to a convict; Cheating in school; Food poisoning at company potluck; Worst commute in America; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Fridgescaping; Hiding foods; Cool Beans' co-worker has had the hiccups for eleven years; Woman has hand amputated after hair dryer incident; Weird items in checked bags; Ostrich eats zookeeper's keys; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wilcox is having issues with his water heater; Fun With Football Audio; National Pickle Day and weird food combinations; Doritos and Cheetos introduce naked chips; Eddie Murphy paid for several celebrities funerals; Documentary about Hitler and his junk; Ricola clothing line; AI song is #1 on the country charts; And more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: The pressing of the last penny; The times people are most likely to break the law on the road; Effects of the government shutdown; Costco stops selling a fan-favorite peanut butter; Shouting at seagulls will make them get away from your food; Woman wins alienation of affection case; Quirky sports injuries; New app lets you chat with Jesus; Housekeeping Olympics; Woman has a relationship with an AI created boyfriend; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Disappearing radio shows; Kathy Griffin’s facelift; Top five injuries suffered at Thanksgiving; Woody Game Wednesday; Bank of America class action lawsuit about logging in at work; Severe solar storms could hit Earth today; Hobbies that make you seem pretentious; And more!
Quit Your Crying; Who's This Other Famous Ryan?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Stretch Lab stretched out the show yesterday; Veteran’s Day and specials; Pilot addresses passengers before flight; Honda Civic recall; Michael Jackson is the first person to have a top ten hit in six different decades; Woody is going to cancel You Tube TV; Hemp stops the government from reopening; HOAs determine when you can put up Christmas decorations; Garlic makes men’s under arms more attractive; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Stretch Lab is going to help Wilcox with his corn hole injury; Complimentary call from listener; Milli Vanilli member up for a Grammy for audio book reading; Death by Lightning on Netflix; Holiday statistics; Target’s new rules to win back customers; Injuries from raking leaves; Man hallucinated women with large breasts after eye operation; Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductions; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Billie Eilish covers Radiohead's Creep; Robotic prostate finger; Food mistakes; Coach forces team to do bear crawls; Fired Disney employee changes menu ingredients; And so much more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: The full beaver moon; Eight things ER doctors would never do; Taking kids out of school for vacations; 25% of workers do not take their PTO; Percentage of people who are hiding something on their online dating profile; Flights are being reduced by 10%; Man covered in peanut butter walking around Purdue University campus; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Kentuckians try to vote in the Virginia and New Jersey elections; How to make moon water is trending; Reviews of the new drama with Kim Kardashian; Tom Brady cloned his dog; Woody Game Wednesday; Cinnabon is creating Cinnabon-scented wrapping paper; Food that smell bad but taste good; And more!
They Aren't a Group of Punks; Who's This Celebrity That Was in a Commercial for the Dunks?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Time change causes traffic; New shows to watch; Streaming services People’s Sexiest Man Alive was announced; The number of questions that parents answer per day; Pet pre-nups; Chelsea’s box of socks and chargers; Personality changes because of an accident or medication; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Halloween night recap; Death check; Doorstep returns from Amazon; Government agencies Americans like the most; Wilcox is sore from playing corn hole; Carolina Panthers touchdown celebration mimics Key & Peele sketch; Passing out potatoes for Halloween; Time change transitions for dogs; McDonalds changes cash payment policy; One Million Moms is upset with Wheel of Fortune; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: More on Woody’s Papa Murphy issues; Fun With Football Audio; Disney-owned channels are currently not available on You Tube TV; Chelsea’s son’s costume disappointment; Whole Foods has “pay with your palm” option; A listener may die today; Pet costumes; New concept restaurant from Chick-Fil-A; And more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wilcox tried haggis on his vacation; Update on the hurricane that hit Jamaica; Artificial tongue will taste food before you do; Food deals for Halloween; A monkey got loose at a Spirit Halloween in Texas; Woody’s Papa Murphy story; Halloween decorations may be too scary; Explaining inappropriate phrases to kids; Daylight Saving Time bill stalls in the senate; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Aliens may be coming; More people are learning Spanish to understand Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl; Ways employers help you decrease health care costs; Crocodiles in Jamaica; Woody Game Wednesday; Aggressive monkeys on the loose after truck crash; Woman’s sonogram looks like her dog; Dark showering may help you sleep better; And more!
I Don't Know Their Waist or Their Inseam; Who Is This Celebrity That Was on Their High School Swim Team?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: World Series game lasted 18 innings; Cruising during a hurricane; Time change may end in divorce; Amazon to lay off 30,000 corporate employees; Non-candy items you can give out for Halloween; Kelsey Grammer has his 8th child at 70 years old; Pope’s new astronomer would baptize an alien; Sleeping with light in the room increases your chance of a heart attack; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Half of the year’s pumpkin related knife injuries will happen this week; Wilcox’s flight was delayed because there was no pilot; Paranormal activity statistics; LSU football coach fired; UK foods: pigs in blankets flavored Pringles and potato jackets; New toilet from Kohler will have a camera; Web outage causes smart beds to heat up and remain in an upright position; Clocks are set back this weekend; AI gets 45% of news stories wrong; Tech neck; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Denny's closing; Road rage over good deed; Parent in wrong school pick-up line; Woody and the "Reply All"; Man pays the wrong bill for 18 years; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Gen Z wants hook up rooms at work; Man says he was led to cheat because of the altitude; Leash injuries; Dog walking world record; Instacart and male shoppers; And so much more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Teddy bear prank follow up; Teacher holds kid upside down; Bead in ear; Woody Game Wednesday; Caught in an affair by a smart scale; Woman quits job and takes office chair; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Human skin teddy bear prank; Keeping items; Woody yells at a woman over a cart; Most important job skills; Grandma showers; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Frank and the Wawa rewards; Woody's brother-in-law was his wife's OB/GYN; Air fryers and men's necks; Escalator injuries at the Marta station after the Beyonce concert; Dog returned after 4 years; Self surgery; Butt-sniffing bandit; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Potatoes and mini-bottles for Halloween; Fun With Football Audio; Message from the cow; New movies/shows; 500 pound pumpkin carved to look like Ozzy Osbourne; Lay’s Potato Chips rebrand; Squeaking sneakers; Apple TV+ and Peacock to be offered in a bundle; Aldi’s Thanksgiving dinner bundle; And more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody’s shower is finally fixed; Adults are getting their news from Tik Tok; Half of everything on the internet is AI; Odds of getting a particular candy on Halloween; Non-candy treats: juice boxes and toothbrushes; Mother of bride injured by cow; Beer burros; Woman sues Volvo for her brain injury; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Update from the “eaten umbilical cord” listener; Cheryl Crow scam; The continuing saga of Woody’s shower; Woody Game Wednesday; Dog starts a fire by chewing on a lithium ion battery; Issues retail workers have with shoppers; Etiquette mistakes customers make; And more!
They Suck at Breathing but You Can Still Give Them Hugs; Who's This Celebrity Who Has Owned Pugs?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: More information about the listener who ate “jerky”; Protein-packed Doritos; The price of Halloween candy; Update on the Mark Sanchez situation; Halloween/punny costumes; Weird rules you had to follow growing up; Woman’s picture used in AI story about Olive Garden incident; Halloween statistics; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Fired Penn State football coach will get paid through 2031; Wilcox saw the movie Roofman this weekend; Amazon class-action lawsuit; Woody hears a new noise; Chelsea yells at kids because they were cutting in line; Rise in noise complaints due to people playing pickleball; Make/color of cars that get pooped on the most by birds; France issues a stamp with a croissant scent; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Fun With Football Audio; New movies/shows that are streaming; Saving body parts; Dispensary has to announce that they will not be using pigeons for delivery; Hellmann’s Mayonnaise book collaboration; Porch pirate statistics; And more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Dolly Parton is not dying; Man sues Lebron James; West Jet announces charging to recline seats; Couple divorces after 3 years due to sexual incompatibility; Stars of the Hallmark Channel come together to warn fans about scammers; Study says men go on more dates than women; Weird dating stories; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wilcox thinks he is becoming more like Woody; New favorite Woody impression; Ozempic for pets; New tv shows based on Wordle and Clue; The rapture has been rescheduled; Woody Game Wednesday; The most popular slang terms; And more!
This Is the Place to Be, You Know Where It's At; Who Played This Character in the Movies-Was It Chevy or Was It Matt?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Costume suggestions for Chelsea; National Taco Day; Full moon and myths; Fake spider webs are killing birds; Woman throws tampons on her ex-boyfriend’s lawn; Amazon Prime Day deals and Roomba; Keeping body parts; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Mark Sanchez assaults an old man; Taco Bell 50k; Burger King is getting rid of the creepy king mascot; The idea that couples should not go to bed angry is a myth; Frank from Maine finally uses the household can opener; Daylight Saving Time is trending; Monopoly game returns to McDonalds; Quiznos’ spongemonkeys; U. K. lottery winner hospitalized after partying for three months; Amazon removes guns and women from James Bond movie posters; John Cena's final WWE match; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Fun With Football Audio; Companies charging people to apply for jobs; Walmart to use drone delivery in all their stores; Taylor Swift releases new album; New movie starring the Rock is out today; Flight diverted after passenger eats passport; People using AI for travel plans; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Check in on Chelsea’s dog; Anniversary of Bob Saget’s last appearance on the show; Naked baby on Nirvana album cover sues the group again; Chelsea and her gynecologist; Normalize talking about physical and mental health issues; North Korea searches women for “unsocialist” breasts; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea’s instructional video on how to use a can opener; Government shut down; Woody Game Wednesday; Shoe-free workplaces; Mariah Carey recorded grunge album; Medical information on Tik Tok is inaccurate; And more!
Nsync I Love, Backstreet I Can’t Stand; Tell Me This Person Who Was in a Boy Band!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea woke up to dog vomit; Slanted toilets in the workplace; Woman steals headband from child; Ohio tells its drivers to not stop on the interstate; Chelsea and Frank argue over lost car key; Woman says life is better without kids; Using abbreviations in texts may be hurting your social life; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Yawning too hard may kill you; Woody’s mountain bike trip; Corn dog recall; Cracker Barrel logo uproar was instigated by bots; National Coffee Day; Unlimited PTO; Teacher apologizes for feeding kitten to class pet snake; Costco’s $190 advent calendar; Wilcox doesn’t know Lindt chocolate; Amazon Prime settlement; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: TSA touchless pat-down; Raccoon released in a bar; Chelsea was carded for nose spray; Woman hit by car while saving a parking space; Texas Roadhouse is now the #1 casual dining spot: Digital clutter; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Traffic-merging rules, on ramp diddlers, speed bump dumpers, and more; Stay red vs stay rad; Charlie Sheen says he has been with 47,000 people; Hershey wins lawsuit over spooky candy; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: We survived the rapture; Door Dash driver calls cop after delivery to a hotel room; One year anniversary of Woody going camping in a hurricane; New study says nearly all drivers experience road rage at some point; Woody Game Wednesday; Dry begging; Hyped-up foods that were a disappointment; And more!
You Don't Have to Scream, You Don't Have to Shout; Who Is This Celebrity That's Had an Organ Taken Out?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: People are predicting that today will be the rapture; The Mandalorian and Grogu trailer; Thursday is the deadline to file your claim in the Poppi lawsuit; Man sets a café on fire because he did not get mayo on his sandwich; Situations in which people over-reacted; Teenager hacked into the MGM computer system; Mistakes at work; Teaching assistant caught putting poop spray in the school’s air conditioning system; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Email from a listener; Chelsea could be in Super Troopers 3; Fall is the most dangerous season for car crashes; The drug cartel cut off Charlie Sheen because they thought he was buying too much drugs; Isabella Santos Foundation Zero K; Dog diarrhea and other pet stories; 78% of women say a “girls night out” is essential to their self-care; Matthew McConaughey’s marriage advice-downsize your bed; School bus driver arrested for cranking the heat on the school bus; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Fun With Football Audio; Starbucks lawsuit; Trending stories: Kelly Ripa, moon and star; Middle school teacher busted for cocaine at school; Weird teacher stories; Chelsea’s son is missing school today to play in a hockey tournament; New movies out today; Glen Close has a nude scene in an upcoming movie; And more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Update on Woody’s shower; National Cheeseburger Day; Dolly Parton’s Taco Bell order; AT&T using AI to screen calls; LiveNation CEO says concerts are underpriced; Trailer for new Jack Black/Paul Rudd movie, Anaconda; Chelsea defends Frank being a stay-at-home dad, being a sugar momma, and being a cougar; Animals escaping from places; Warning about owls; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody’s kids showered with no hot water for the entire summer; L. A. Rams coach injured while celebrating a win; Men, women, and sleep issues; Woody Game Wednesday; Pedro Pascal used to let people put fingers in his eyes when taking pictures; Bad drivers in business-owned cars; Living near a golf course can double your risk of getting Parkinson’s disease; And more!
Turning the Big 5-0, It's Really Nifty; Who's This Other Celebrity That Is Also Fifty?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea is back; Facebook lawsuit payments are being received; Chelsea fell asleep at the radio station; Pros/cons of Life 360; Chelsea followed her ex-boyfriend to the strip club; Woody’s plumbing problems continue; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea is out sick; The Emmy awards: Nate Bargatze hosts, Boys and Girls Club donation,youngest male Emmy winner ever; Someone is using Woody’s Apple Pay in China; Blue alert issues in North Carolina for an incident in Georgia; Krispy Kreme releases Fall Fair collection; Paris Hilton mini-fridge recall; Benefits of sleeping at work; Watching ads to get toilet paper; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Fun With Football Audio; Movie news: Mark Hamill and Spinal Tap sequel; Impact of celebrities on weight-loss drug purchases; ATM fees hit record highs; Hiding money/food from your partner; Doctor admits to having sex with nurse while patient was in surgery; And more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Listener compliments the show; The Emmy awards are this weekend; Woody reviews the Charlie Sheen documentary; Billie Eilish’s Uno cards; Explanation of the show’s content; Pronouncing words wrong; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea almost got arrested; How Woody says Hawaii; Announcements from the Apple new product presentation; Woody Game Wednesday; Recap of Chelsea’s stay at the hotel; Wilcox thinks Frank from Maine could be a hand model; Hotel scam: charging for smoking; Facebook class-action lawsuit settlement; The Charlie Sheen documentary is now available; And more!
Strap Yourself in With a Caribiner; Who's This Celebrity Who Loves Their Wiener?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Hot tub birthday celebration update; Woody’s pronunciation; Apple’s Awe-dropping event; Life without smart phones; Amazon will not let you share your Prime account anymore; 2025 is on track to be the worst year for recalls; National Hot Flash Day; Binge watching can be good for you; Chelsea gets a smoothie in the shower; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wilcox misses an event because of traffic; Powerball had two winners; Woody on the Dating Game; MTV VMAs on CBS; Charlie Sheen’s new memoir and documentary; Gen Z is running out of gas because of “refuel anxiety”; Another person found living in a crawl space; Vasectomies; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: First NFL game of the season; Mike Tyson will fight Floyd Mayweather, Jr.; Fun With Football Audio; The new John Candy documentary and Nothing But Trouble; Plane was delayed because the pilot spilled coffee on the controls; Mistakes people have made at work; Elon Musk’s new compensation package; Urgent care workers for making Tik Tok videos; Tips for saving money; And more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Video of Woody and his cargo pants; Publisher’s Clearinghouse is bankrupt; Dancing With the Stars announces the cast of the new season; Chelsea’s son’s birthday request is to stay at a hotel with a hot tub; Grandparent picks up the wrong child from daycare; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: New scam-astronaut need money for air; UberEats partners with Best Buy; Food was delivered to Wilcox’s house by mistake; Chelsea’s Taco Bell order is diverted; Woody Game Wednesday; Schools across the country are banning hugging and the word meep; Woody and his pants; And more!
You Don't Have to Fire Up the Mainframe; Who's This Other Celebrity With a Color in Their Name?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: No one won the Powerball; Telephone Tuesday; New study says Gen Z has issues telling time on an analog clock; Bill Belichick’s college debut; CEO who stole hat from child issues an apology; The tv show Cheaters offers $500,000 to CEO who was busted at Coldplay concert; Chelsea had to chase her dog down the street; Woman who didn’t know she was pregnant gives birth at the Burning Man festival; Plane asks passengers to urinate in bottles; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wilcox hits a squirrel on his bike; Woody's wife's misophonia; Woody's fight with an elderly woman; Uber's new safety measures; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Fun With Football Audio; People are being scammed by fake General Hospital star Steve Burton; Backseat driving, second hand honking, and Honk Tua Girl; New movie releases: Toxic Avenger and the Roses; Movies that scarred you; Guinness Book of World Records list 70 records that have never been attempted; And more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: The Powerball is up to $950 million; Bill Belichick’s new girlfriend is selling gold digger jewelry; Guilt tipping; Everyone needs to change your gmail/Google account password; Chelsea’s traffic story; Riding in a car with your spouse; And more!
You Can Do This Fully Clothed or in Your Birthday Suit; Who Is This Famous Person Who Either Loves or Hates the Yellow Fruit?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Cracker Barrel is going back to the old logo; Taylor Swift is engaged; Triangle of death on your face; Check for moldy ding dongs; Woody Game Wednesday; Man who faked his death to be with his online lover will spend three months in jail; Fox and YouTube TV dispute; Quadrobics; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chipotle will fly food to customers in Dallas; Greatest inventions/new technology; McCauley Culkin and Chevy Chase are on tour; Fake active shooter calls at universities; There will not be a reboot of Blossom; Pilot refuses to fly after passenger smokes weed in the bathroom; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: First day of school for Chelsea’s kids; Labor Day is next week; Woody’s Top Golf experience; Hooter’s is changing their uniforms; A store that specializes in lice removal; Recounting the time Frank from Maine was too full to drive; Back-to-school spending; Scheduling things around football games; Wilcox can’t hide radio money; And more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Netflix will offer recommendations based on zodiac signs; Fun With Football Audio; More Cracker Barrel backlash; Apple is increasing the price of Apple TV; Average salary Americans need to be happy; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Ozempic for dogs; Backlash over the new Cracker Barrel logo; New sex trend called hamstering; Being without the internet or your phone; Memorizing phone numbers; The show’s new nemesis; Man has a knife in his chest for years; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Radioactive shrimp; Hurricane Erin update; The lowest paying jobs; Cool Beans anniversary-rabbit stops her from going to work; Woody Game Wednesday; Campbell’s Soup does a collab with Pabst Blue Ribbon; Women over 40 list what they do or do not want in a partner; 21% of men get anxiety when getting a haircut; And more!
They All Love a Pizza Be They Chick of Guy; Who Is This Famous Person Who May or May Not Be a Fan of Pineapple on Their Pie?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Touching note from listener; Trailer for the new horror movie, Good Boy; AI trailers; More parking discussions; Judge reads the wrong verdict; Dog reunited with family after six years; Parents going on interviews with kids or calling their bosses; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Premiere of reality show about virgins finding love; You can bet on the Little League World Series; Man scammed by a deep fake JellyRoll video; Lottery winner wants to buy thicker bologna; Americans are drinking less than ever; Kellogg’s is removing artificial coloring from their cereals; The word “skibidi” was added to the dictionary; The best way to park; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Kim's Cafe's dress code; Frank cuts his finger; Tips for fear of public restrooms; Parenting is stressful/parenting fails; Birds on wires and forest fires; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Little League follow up; More left-handed talk; Charlie Sheen documentary; Dollar General recalls instant coffee; Woody’s child had a car accident; Parents denying your memories; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody’s plumbing issues; Kevin Hart’s new show; 2nd most humid summer since 1981; Woody Game Wednesday; Growing up left-handed; Public payments and location services; Chelsea’s husband believes his Little League team went to the World Series; And more!
Sing Happy Birthday to South Park If You Can; Who Is This Famous Eric, Kenny, Kyle, or Stan?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Women may be more receptive to romance when they are full; Pamela Anderson’s artisanal pickles; Being charged extra for asking questions during wellness exams; Frosted sugar cookie recall; Café squatters; Conch blowing can help sleep apnea; NBA player asks Instagram for help with can opener; Using fake names on dating apps; David Justice explains why he divorced Halle Berry; Percentage of adults who enjoy getting carded when buying alcohol; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Having sex can be better for your brain than doing puzzles; Woody gets a free meal at a new restaurant; Casting for the new Air Bud movie; NASCAR driver gets injured celebrating his win; Frank from Maine got distracted by dumbbells; Couples who fall asleep in close contact have longer relationships; AOL dial-up internet service is going away on September 30; People are upset with the remodeled Cracker Barrel; Most stolen cars; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Fun With Golf Audio; New movies and tv shows; AI video of Phil Collins; Ways to get Wilcox to watch movies; Mattel suing over the trademark of Ken; Dreams and night terrors; Dropping kids off at school; And more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Throwback Thursday: Woody vs Joey Chestnut; The motorcycle hot dog contest; Big Balls was the victim of an attempted car-jacking; Man charged with practicing medicine without a license for x-raying genitals in his home; High school dress codes; The first female umpire in Major League Baseball; New Ted Bundy movie; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: You can bet on who will be the performer at the 2026 Super Bowl half-time show; Trailer for a new Adam Sandler movie; Person calls out of work because his energy is off; Sneaking alcohol into events; More sex toys were thrown on the court during an WNBA games; Woody Game Wednesday; Sturgis Bike Rally; Battery-flavored tortilla chips; And more!
These People Are Famous, Not Playing With Cuisinarts; Who Is This Person Born With Extra Body Parts?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Side effects of medications; Zoo is asking for donations of small pets to feed to animals; Random fan at minor league baseball game hits a home run; The bedtime of the average American; Chikungunya virus and mosquitoes; Nuclear reactor on the moon; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody and Wilcox review the new Naked Gun movie; Loni Anderson has passed away; Parental kidnapping; The jobs that are most likely/least likely to be replaced by AI; Fetish of watching people blowing up beach balls; Not showing up for job interviews; Death at the Oasis concert; Baseball game at the Bristol Speedway; Man singing Nickelback songs was thought to be in distress; Petition to get a Chipotle burrito named after Ozzy Osbourne; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Radioactive wasp nest found in South Carolina; Justin Timberlake has Lyme disease; Fun With Golf Audio; Woody buys underwear for the first time in eight years; Wilcox is going to see the Naked Gun this weekend; John Daly sells merchandise in the parking lot of a Hooters in Georgia; The Presidential Fitness Test has returned; World’s oldest baby was born; Liam Neeson and his butt double; Women’s armpit odor can be relaxing for men; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Ozempic face; High Noon recall; Sex toy was thrown on the court at an WNBA game; Company perks; Eric Weihenmayer billboard; Man proposes to his girlfriend 42 times over 7 years; You Tube will use AI to verify the age of users; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Sixth largest earthquake in recorded history hit in Russia Ozzy Osbourne’s funeral will be streamed; Woody’s medical records; Woody Game Wednesday; Cool Beans got a blister for the first time; The cost of Cool Beans' Disneyworld hotel; And more!
Down, Up, Isn't It Great; Who's This Other Celebrity You Didn't Know Had Their Own Workout Tape?
We start off the show with a complete power failure in the building and we thought Chelsea might have been stuck in the elevator, we all blame Woody for some reason! After Happy Gilmore 2 came out, someone has ranked all of Adam Sandler's movies...he's got a ton of good ones. There seems to be an argument about how Hulk Hogan should be dressed in his coffin. A woman caught her man cheating in one of the weirdest ways ever. Chelsea talks about catching her college boyfriend cheating and his reaction will leave you scratching your head. Yesterday we got some medical news from Deion Sanders and it turns out that he beat bladder cancer. Plus a whole lot more!
The show is back at it for a Monday morning...did you watch the new Happy Gilmore 2 movie that hit Netflix on Friday? We did and there are mixed feelings about this. Speaking of movies, there is a new popcorn bucket for the Fantastic Four movie and it costs and UNBELIEVEABLE amount of money. There's a car company who believes you want to be able to drive and be a part of a TEAMS call at the same time. If you haven't seen the Chimp Crazy documentary on HBO you should, because the woman who "stars" in it was just arrested for having a Secret Chimp! The heat dome is still over a large part of the country and is causing problems, but why is it different than when Woody and Wilcox were growing up? Wilcox has a way to make some extra cash, it involves the Google Maps car and you being nude in your yard! We learned a lot for a Monday show!
Cool Beans is on vacation, so Woody is handling this thing...We lost the Hulkster yesterday and that means it has been a very bad week for 1980's superstars!. Fun with Golf takes what the broadcasters say out of context and is something for EVERYONE, even if you don't like Golf. Did you know that Hulk Hogan says he was offered the George Foreman Grill? That isn't 100% true, but the Meatball Maker was a thing! The CEO that was outed at the Coldplay show is thinking about suing the band. You might have some money coming to you if you 've enjoyed those Poppi pre-biotic beverages.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Fat Joe drinks 30-40 cans of Diet Pepsi a day; Motion sickness in electric vehicles; Uber will allow women passengers to request a woman driver; Families of the University of Idaho murder victims speak at the defendants sentencing hearing; People question healthy living because Ozzy Osbourne lived longer than Richard Simmons; Couple arrested for joining the mile high club; Happy Gilmore 2/documentary about Ben Stiller’s parents; The number of steps needed per day has decreased; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Remembering and honoring Ozzy Osbourne ; Woody’s Billy Corgan story; Officials say to avoid alcohol due to the excessive heat; Television update; 1 in 3 people have had a fling with the boss; Intern at law firm fired for biting co-workers; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: New shows: Ted Lasso/Are You My First; Trophy Wife: Murder on Safari; Poor endings to television series; Family finds their lost dog after eight years; We welcome a new affiliate to the family; Important job skills; A woman is upset that her phone number is on a “lost cat” shirt; Pumpkin spice latte will return in August; $140 water bottle tracks how much water you drink; Longest working KFC employee has died; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wilcox watched Blazing Saddles with his daughter; Judge Judy’s new show; Dubbing in movies; Fallout from the Coldplay incident; Cool Beans Remix; Frank got a truck for his birthday; Car and dog stereotypes; Man dies after being sucked into an MRI machine; Spectator hit by a car at the Tour de France; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Fun With Golf Audio; Man who jumped to the Earth from 24 miles above has died; Couple caught cheating at a Coldplay concert; Birthday wishes; Passing gas during a golf broadcast; People are using AI to see what their pets would look like if they were human; Follow-up to the escalator incident in Atlanta after the Beyonce concert; Woman stops traffic to save a chicken; And more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wilcox has chaffed nipples; Shane Gillis hosted the ESPYs; New findings about Uranus; The Tour de France; Lightning strikes; You do not have to take your shoes off to go through security at the airport now; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Superman movie causes increase in searches for dog adoptions; Person arrested for the “human skin teddy bear” prank; Fantastic Four skins in Fortnite; National Hot Dog Day; Woody Game Wednesday; Emmy nominations; Nine people injured on an escalator in Atlanta; Chelsea’s hat; And more!
You Know Who They Are, For Goodness Sakes; Tell Me This Celebrity Who You Didn't Think Owned Snakes!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Elmo’s X account was hacked; Single Riders-a new dating app for Disney adults; Big Dumper wins the home run derby; Ray Romano does Lose Yourself at karaoke; Human skin teddy bear found at a gas station; Chelsea’s got her dog at a discount and he may need surgery in the future; Palms Casino opens up an Uno social club; Doctors are now giving social prescriptions; Woody’s weight; An asteroid the size of 145 Elmoes is headed towards Earth; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: 80 year-old man runs race in Death Valley; Woody experiences a pilot’s final flight; Wal-Mart water bottle recall; Cool Beans Remix; Lilly, the At&T spokesperson, joins OnlyPhilanthropy; Chelsea adopted a French bulldog; Carnival Cruise’s rule changes; Bee attack in South Central France; McDonalds HR database hacked; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Flight delayed due to a hair transplant; How to improve your relationship; Woman doesn't know she can use the lemons from her tree; Fight over pizza at Sam's Club; The dangers of beach holes; Ostrich eats keys; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Study: Women and sex; Pet chicken statistics; Man thrown out of bar over jukebox; How often men change their sheets; Speeding mail truck; How real is the internet; And more !
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Facebook users are more likely to get divorced; Chipotle manager chases employee with gun; Woody Game Wednesday; You can't bring seasoning into South Korea; Companies that offer sabbaticals; Murder in space; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Sexting with AI; World record number of tabs open on a computer; Bathroom debate-knock or check the handle; Trauma dumping; Robots for dental procedures; Woody's friend and the leftover nachos; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Oldest flight attendant dies; Mosquitos and alcohol; Cool Beans eats an English muffin for the first time; Dogs sense stress; Wayne Brady lives with his ex; Most used pins; Tourists banned from Florence; Cool Beans Remix; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody's weight has not changed in two years; Hiking in flip flops; Favorite grocery stores; Energy companies controlling your thermostat; Supreme Court case about boneless wings; Expedia vacation report; Cans exploding from heat; And so much more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: The president and Arnold Palmer’s junk; Preparing your dog for the July 4th fireworks; Woody’s daughter had a vacuum fall on her head; Waffle House drops egg surcharge; July 4th is the busiest day of the year in emergency rooms; Back it up, Terry! video and update; Amtrack train was delayed for over seven hours; Joey Chestnut’s world records; The sitcom Scrubs is coming back; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Summer-ween; Harvey Epstein’s election issues; New Jurassic Park movie and trailer for the Running Man remake; People are concerned about Ryan Seacrest; What people want in the workplace; Woody Game Wednesday; The most stolen cars in the US; 77 year-old lottery winner elects to receive the annuity payments; Olive Garden pool noodles; 77% of percent of people base their daily meals on what is trending; Eating cheese before bed can cause nightmares; And more!
On the Screen, They Could Be a Hero or Geek But in Public, These People Are Afraid to Speak!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Swamp crotch can cause issues at TSA; Juror in the Diddy trial did not understand the judge’s directions; Bolonga recall; Woody was finally able to cancel his Audible account; Paying for a street light; Update on the child who fell off the Disney cruise; New water slide in Japan had to close due to riders getting broken bones; It’s Bobby Bonilla Day; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Attack on firefighters; Child falls off of a Disney cruise ship; Poop Cruise review; Executive members of Costco can get in an hour earlier; Cool Beans Remix; People are making their own weight loss drugs; One in three people are not planning on celebrating July 4th; Employers are hiring etiquette coaches to help young workers with hygiene and eye contact; Biggest complaints people have about their new cars; British officials warn about seagulls; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Things stuck in your body; Fun With Golf Audio; Woman claims she was not allowed on a ride at Disney because of what she was wearing; The Ataris released an album with ashes of a band member’s father in the vinyl; Dukes of Hazard actor has passed away; Woody’s Tom Wopat story; Pilots are encouraged to fart in front of each other; Chelsea and a listener have dreams about Wilcox’s death; And more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Trailer for the film “Roofman”; Runner’s genitals fall out his shorts while racing; Family reunited with lost dog after four years; Trampoline flies through Chelsea’s yard during storm; Dishwasher switches; Injuries due to beach umbrellas; Man has a toothbrush in his body for 52 years; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Day 3 update on Chelsea’s plumbing issues; A Cool Beans anniversary; “Big Balls” no longer works for the U. S. government; Space capsule containing animal and human ashes is lost at sea; Woody Game Wednesday; Companies allowing you to keep items instead of returning them; Ship carrying 3,000 electric vehicles has sank; Hugh Jackman’s divorce is and older women/younger men relationships; And more!
Get It Right, Don't Go Down in Flames; Who Is This Other Celebrity With Two First Names?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea’s plumbing situation; Chicken alfredo and chicken fettuccine recall; Heat wave across the country; Tom Cruise may remake the Days of Thunder movie; Wilcox saw the new Mission Impossible movie in the theater; Update on the Diddy trial; Family contests will because woman left money to a male escort; Morrissey cancels Sweden concert hours before showtime; Johnny Knoxville will host the reboot of Fear Factor; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Update on Chelsea’s plumbing situation; Cool Beans Remix; Woody has called his volleyball teammate by the wrong name for two years; General Mills discontinues three cereals; An alternate way to stay hydrated this summer; Parents hire pole dancers to celebrate their son’s graduation; Rocket will take human and pet remains to space; Average subscription costs per year; Oprah announces that she has not been to a Diddy party; LSU wins Collegiate World Series and Jello shot competition; And more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Food warning from National Weather Service; Fun With Golf Audio; Car recalled because you may get trapped inside; Breaking a car window with the headrest; BMW producing cars with automatic turn signals; Chelsea’s new home problems; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea is moving to a new house; Fun with baseball audio; Woody’s new microwave has a child lock on it; Woman sues employer for Chucky doll prank; Room color can change how much money you get for your house; Guidelines on alcohol consumption have been dismissed; Brian Wilson’s death causes increase in his record sales; Rounding up for charity; Wilcox discusses his job at AAA; New season of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia; Diddy “lapped up” honey to increase his libido and trial postponement; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Netflix is looking to reboot Land of the Lost; Razor blade throat; Kelsey Grammer is having his 8th kid at age 70; Woody Game Wednesday; Wilcox attended his son’s high school graduation; Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox announce their child’s name; Chelsea is laughing more; Rent a pool for Junetenth; Calm-cations; Woody Nelson no longer smokes weed; And more!
You Probably Know Them All; Who Is This Other Famous Paul?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: The trailer for the new Naked Gun movie was released; Principal writes a personal note to each student in the graduating class; Dryer sheets in mailboxes; Mouth taping; One-clap rule at kindergarten graduation; Graduations and dog weddings; Science has solved which way your toilet paper should hang; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea’s husband shopped for bedding on Father’s Day; Cool Beans Remix; Pentagon’s pizza index; People are being warned not to wear smart watches in the mosh pit at concerts; Woody’s kids burned the butter in the microwave; Chelsea’s son confused the word Republican for mannequin; A juror was booted from the Diddy trial; TV Update: the Righteous Gemstones and Brett Favre documentary; Amusement park advises people to keep their mouths closed on the roller coasters because of cicadas; Chain restaurants with the happiest workers; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea may be getting a dog; Fun With Golf Audio; Listener has a coach story to rival Woody’s; One person survives the Air India crash; Friday the 13th; Man arrested for urinating on Spam and Vienna sausages at a Sam’s Club; Teaser released for Spaceballs 2; Harmless conspiracy theories; Man meat and sewing machines; People with smart watches are willing to share data with doctors; And more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Secrets of the Bunny Ranch premieres on A&E; Woody’s experiences at the Bunny Ranch; Happy Gilmore 2 and the OceanGate documentary; Chelsea’s Father’s Day plans; The Presidential Fitness Test may be coming back; Things we used to do in school; Woody’s wrestling coach was put in prison; Twix ad banned for encouraging unsafe driving; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Big Mike’s gift for Chelsea’s son; Oceangate documentary and Meet the Parents 4; Kindergarten/middle school graduations; Anniversary: Woody goes into a home thinking that there is an open house; Woody Game Wednesday; Best cities to have a staycation; Hulk Hogan may buy Hooters; Waterless water park to open in Cincinnati; Fill My Hole program in Pennsylvania city; Kentucky man releases raccoon into a restaurant; And more!
Joe Montana, Ain't He Great; Who's This Other Celebrity Whose Name Is a Country, City, or State?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Cool Beans is back from her cruise and we celebrate two of her anniversaries; More about grandma showers; Trainwreck documentary series on Netflix; Update on Chelsea’s son and a lost package at the post office; Father’s Day spending; Chat GPT explains the Woody and Wilcox Show; The celebratory lawn signs can be putting your kids at risk; National Iced Tea Day; Fine water competitions; And more!
We can't believe that Woody even made it into the show today since the Tony's were on TV last night. The weird thing you had as a pet takes on new life with a woman and her puppet bat! Chelsea was carded at the store for purchasing an item that I think most of us have never been carded for. It seems random the various things that people will ask to see your ID for when buying them at the store...same goes for the things they keep behind lock and key. When things go wrong at the Self Check out, things can go VERY WRONG, including a guy who called 911. Grandma Showers...do you know what they are because they are becoming more and more of a thing. Ed the Zebra has been captured after being on the loose for a while in Tennessee, but his capture wasn't as calm as the video of him riding in that net. We do have a DIDDY UPDATE! The TSA is going to start a new TOUCHLESS way to pat you down, and Woody has his doubts about how this is going to happen. We've heard a ton of things about Ozempic and the similar drugs doing bad things to your body, but there is some good news if you're a guy! (maybe) There's been an egg recall and this isn't going to end well. What did we learn today?
We get a fantastic letter and some gifts for Chelsea's son, River, who continues to get better after the car accident. Fun With Golf audio will put a smile on your face, and there's a bunch of bird noise talk. There is something new that might be delivering your pacakages...ROBOTS? If you take one of those "weight loss" drugs there is a new side effect you might need to worry about. Selling things door-to-door is a rite of passage for school kids, and we all hated it, except this one kid who set a state record. Woody and his wake up routine are his only "super power". Are your pets too much work? Have you tried this new low maintenance pet that is sweeping China? What DID we learn today?
Soooo the podcast is a little late today thanks to Woody forgetting that Cool Beans couldn't do it from the airplane! The good news is the River (Chelsea's kid) is doing better and people are sending in cool stuff. Then we talk about the SNACK WRAP wars that are starting up. There's a throw back that is happening that brings up some sore memories for Woody. You ever have the KNOCK OFF brands of things come back to haunt you? They are for Woody today (and a bunch of other people). The Amish are helping us live with less allergies. Some TV talk about a cool new documentary soon to hit our TVs. And what did we learn today? (Yes I know the segment about gambling got messed up....its a computer thing, and NOT WOODY's FAULT)
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea receives a Roomba from a listener; Banned baby names; Wilcox goes to college orientation with his son; Common knowledge things kids should know; Woody Game Wednesday; People are concerned about their sleep because of their smart watches; And more!
Do Me a Favor, Please; Tell Me Who's the Lover or Hater of the Cheese?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Man opens emergency exit during flight; Woody's friend and the nachos; Wilcox and the cable guy; An AFR at Woody's pool; Most common fears; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody's open house mix up; Blind woman has an interesting ride share experience; Woman lives to 108 years old; Don't urinate on jelly fish stings; Wells Fargo fires mouse jigglers; Woman divorces husband over tightening jars; And more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Fun With Golf Audio; Woody unfortunate looking and not intellligent; 2017-the golden age of Woody and Wilcox; Woody and Wilcox’s kids are door dashing; Soap made from the bathwater of Sydney Sweeney; The finals of the national spelling bee; The top ten words Americans struggle to spell and misspelled words by state; Chelsea’s son is getting better and Chelsea has the stories to prove it; Beef stew recall; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea’s back and has an update on her son; Hailey Bieber sold her company for $1 billion dollars; Musical acts that got arrested while on stage; John Mulaney’s new show; Southern Lawyer guy vs. Jimmy Dean guy; An aquarium is offering an adult sleepover experience; Woman catches her husband cheating with the help of an electric toothbrush; Frank stops at Publix before heading to the hospital after his car crash; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Update on Chelsea’s son; Wilcox’s counter problem; Meeting Tom Cruise podcast; Southwest Airlines starts charging for luggage today; Flight delayed because of pigeons on the airplane; Woody’s dinnertime conversation; Woody Game Wednesday; National Hamburger Day deals; Metallica “saves” family from a grisly death; And more!
I Know You'll Try Hard and Do Your Best; Tell Me, Who Is This Famous Knight or West?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Update on Chelsea’s son; Going in to work on a holiday; Diddy puts applesauce on his burgers; French president’s wife punches him in the head; Another side effect of Ozempic; Man gets stuck under train arm rest; Foo Fighters had to ask the Indonesian government for permission to swear and smoke on stage; And more!
Cool Beans has the day off for family stuff so Woody is in charge of the podcast...if something is screwy...YOU KNOW WHO TO BLAME! (Cool Beans for taking vacation!!) Fun With Golf is for everyone, even people who don't like golf! We get an update from Sheena who was on the show yesterday, and the news about her and her mom will blow your mind! Ever catch a foul ball at a baseball game? Did it make you want to file a lawsuit? We bring it up because a Colorado Rockies fan is doing just that after getting hit by a foul ball. This one will make you proud to be an American! A woman is now free from a hotel after getting stuck on the 4th floor for 42 DAYS. Duff from Guns N' Roses shared a secret about his water drinking that caused his pancreas to explode...you know anyone who DOESN'T drink water? Make sure they hear this. Scary situation as Chelsea gets a call from Frank because he and one of the kids has been in a car accident. Woody and Wilcox struggle to keep the show going with Chelsea being gone. What did we learn today?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: All six Wienermobiles will race in the Wienie 500; Bathroom chronicles; News anchor remains on air after water breaks; Relationship change over time; More irrational fears; Chelsea’s thoughts on Bill Belichick’s love life; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Diddy trial update: Obama-shaped pills; Woody’s sperm problems; The correct way to shower; Woody Game Wednesday; Bill Belichick is reportedly engaged to his 24-year-old girlfriend; Three-year-old kid has a fear of John Wilkes Booth; And more!
This Isn't Gonna Be an Aerobic Exercise; Who's This Famous Person Who Has a Problem With Their Eyes?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: The Punisher will take the stand in the Diddy trial; Para-Olympian caught faking blindness; The Stanley Pup; Jeff Bezos’ wedding; Four year study determines that working from home is a good thing; You can bet on the capture of the escaped convicts from Louisiana; 25% of all sunscreens are ineffective; Chelsea’s 3rd grade group project; Uber introduces Route Share; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: New adds for the Petrified National Forest use twerking and sexual innuendo; Co-pilot faints during flight leaving the airplane pilotless; One hundred and sixty two pages of texts from Diddy and his ex-girlfriend were released; Cool Beans Remix; Frank’s dad travels with $5,000 cash in case of a flea market; Man trapped at the bottom of the stairs for 14 hours after a falling because of a cat; Bill Belichick’s interview on Good Morning America; Hockey player’s father dies before playoff game; Robotic finger will help with prostate exams; DoorDash driver gets lost at O'hare airport; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: David Lee Roth’s pants; Fun With Golf Audio; Aurora Borealis vs. Northern Lights; Starbucks workers strike over uniforms; Chelsea’s son knows about Diddy; Burger Bots robot restaurant; Chelsea’s husband, Frank, and his dad are headed to the original Hooter’s; Unreasonable party requests; And more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: AI pictures of the Woody and Wilcox Show; Netflix brings back Star Search and Max changes it’s name back to HBO Max; Diddy trial update; Bat dog poops on the field during minor league baseball game; Iowa Supreme Court rules on case of dental hygienist fired because she was too attractive; Woody’s 26-year-old pillow; Canada wants people to stop flushing stuff down the toilet; Dick’s Sporting Goods is buying Footlocker; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Recap of day 2 of the Diddy trial; TV news: Tom Segura show, 9-1-1 Nashville, and Kim Kardashian’s new scripted series; Wilcox doesn’t use a debit card; An employee is suing Space X for tracking his bathroom breaks; Woody Game Wednesday; The Menendez brothers have been resentenced; AI job interviews; Using the bathroom at work; And more!
It Probably Didn't Give Them the Squirts; Who's This Famous Person That Gives Until It Hurts?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Amazon driver fired for using the bathroom during a delivery; TV networks announce new and returning shows; Joan Rivers tribute on NBC; Employees pull a prank in the drive-thru; The Diddy trial has started; You could get money for each Apple device you have; Paying your bills in person; Wilcox explains traveler’s checks; Courtroom artists; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Rawdogging medicine; Mother’s Day recap; Equipment issues leave flights grounded in Atlanta; A Pope baseball card; Cool Beans Remix; Figuring out what Wilcox is trying to say; Adam-the new male contraception; Expanded Igloo cooler recall; Chelsea’s conversation about Bill Belichick’s girlfriend with her male family members; Woody goes to the strip club with his father-in-law; Using hazard lights when it is raining; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: There is a new pope; Fun With Golf Audio; Listener offers Chelsea a Roomba; “Raw-dogging” on the national news; Bachelorette star has two uteruses; Rules of the conclave; Questions you should not ask on a first date; And more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Soviet spacecraft to fall to Earth on Saturday; Burglary statistics; Bravo announces Wife Swap: Real Housewives; Tom Brady had to talk to his kids about his celebrity roast; Woody is getting his wife a chimney sweep for Mother’s Day; Tourist impaled on a fence at the Coliseum in Rome; Woman fakes pregnancy; The Weeknd’s new movie; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Smokey Robinson allegations; Covering the selection of the new Pope; Burger King lawsuit will continue; Real ID is now mandatory; Woody Game Wednesday; Medical costs in the USA; Deals for teacher/nurse appreciation; New strain of norovirus; Prospective juror on the Diddy trial excused because he smoked weed everyday; And more!
If You Get the Answer Wrong, You Might Say Yikes; Who's This Famous Person Who Really Likes Bikes?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Skype is officially shut down and Woody will not be able to communicate with his father-in-law; Cinco de Mayo aftermath; Real ID goes into effect tomorrow; Referee arrested after gun goes off at youth sporting event; Mike Meyers and the Diddy trial; Pet owner statistics; Billie Eilish covers Radiohead’s Creep; City in Florida is battling peacocks by giving them vasectomies; AI ordering at fast food restaurants; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Final episode of the Righteous Gemstones; Sugary Ray covers “Pony” by Ginuwine; Stage announcements at the Lovin’ Life Music Festival in Charlotte, NC; Picking a new pope; Cool Beans Remix; Cucumber smell means a snake is ready to attack; The B plot in E. T that never made it in the film.; Ozempic mouth/foot afflictions; People are naming their Roombas; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Fun With Golf Audio; Woman poops on car in traffic; Mother’s Day gifts; Starbucks has the first 3D printed store in the U.S.; New Tom Segura series on Netflix; Soviet probe is crashing to Earth; And more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Another Shan from Spokane production; Fan falls from the stands at Pittsburgh Pirates game; Weird interview questions; Chelsea’s creepy date; Judging burgers at the airport; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wilcox comes face to face with his bird nemesis; Jack in the Box will close 10% of there locations; Brawl on Carnival Cruise leads to 24 people being banned; Woody Game Wednesday; Woman eats a can of tuna during a Broadway show; Martin Short to host new version of the Match Game; HR executives use one question to filter out North Korean applicants; And more!
Gather Together, Girls and Boys; Who on the Show Made This Noise?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wilcox battles a bird; Pitcher gets distracted during locker-room interview; Series premiere of PolyFamily; Eating ultra-processed foods takes days off your life; Explaining old-school technologies; Chelsea explains more about her “summer of 99”; Real ID enforcement begins May 7th; Disney menu hacker sentenced; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody attended a dog wedding over the weekend; Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees were announced on American Idol; Shedur Sanders prank call; Cool Beans Remix; Listener thanks Woody for a recommendation; Woody encounters a man on a bike trail; New study determines how much Americans believe what they read online; Bill Belichick’s girlfriend interjects during an interview; Target will sell wine in paper bottles; List of the dumbest reasons somebody became famous; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: NFL Draft recap-Thanos and Star Wars; Fun With Golf Audio; Woody will be part of a dog wedding this weekend; New album releases: Willie Nelson, Billy Idol, Smokey Robinson; Ben Affleck in the Accountant 2; Today is the perfect date; Woody’s night with William Shatner; Health risk from paper receipts; Pope merch pricing on the rise; And more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Andor is trending because of a Star Wars first; Pee Wee Herman documentary; Man can’t find his car for three weeks; Chelsea is planning a 1999 summer; Adolescence on Netflix and British accents; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Shaquille O’Neal has a bathroom emergency on live tv; Woody’s excited for, and frustrated with, the new season of Andor; Chelsea was evangelized at Kohl’s; Former NFL player is the new Golden Bachelor; You can bet on who will be the next Pope; Woody Game Wednesday; Woody can’t cancel his Audible subscription; Walmart is locking up meat; And more!
Pope or No Pope!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: People were confused about what “driving needlepoint” meant; Wilcox learns what “double pneumonia” means; Woody gets a text from his wife that says “HELP!!!!”; Tipping when the attendant doesn’t really do anything; 2025 Rock ‘n Roll Hall of Fame class will be announced on American Idol; New Netflix show will go inside the writer’s room of the WWE; Chelsea ruins E. T. for everybody; Post-mortem traditions for the Pope; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: The Pope has died; Hatfishing; Cool Beans Remix; Frank from Maine’s court case was hacked; Frank calls Chelsea to help him get inside a building; No-shoes households; Airplane’s engine caught on fire because of a rabbit strike; Wilcox’s family is traveling across country to transport framed needlepoint; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Bus driver charged after brake check; Surprise birth at the Golden Corral; Woman forced to work with herpes monkey; Kid spits on flight; Woman is addicted to cheese; Customer charged extra for getting their muffin heated up; Timer for public restrooms; Mormon crickets are causing accidents; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Be careful in the shower; Employers taking phones before shifts; Man finds finger in ice cream; Telephone coach; Man busted over Zoom court hearing; Student steals roommate's things; Toddler calls 9-1-1 for pizza; Worst Wheel of Fortune answer; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Airline lets women select seats by women; Woody and exercising; Woody Game Wednesday; Distracted driving; Neighbor leaves note about cat; Apple lawsuit; Man arrested for terrorism with a slingshot; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox: Adults going to the ER for cannabis poisoning; Falling of cruise ships; Women getting salmon sperm; Calling 9-1-1 for cicada noise; Woman diagnosed with sleep buying; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Loose camels in Ohio theme park; Going topless at water parks; Cool Beans Remix; Washing cheese; Teaching life skills; Non-reclining seats; Underwhelming Bluey; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Pink full moon; Fun With Golf Audio; New Hulu show Got to Get Out; Helicopter crash in New York City; Some airlines will now allow pilots to have beards; Golfer Gary Player offers some advice; New movie releases; Man gets fungal lung infection from sniffing his own socks; And more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea’s theme music; Kevin Harlan’s Ron Burgundy moment; Windows sound added to the National Recording Registry; Bill Belichick’s girlfriend is competing in the Miss Maine competition; Odd things left behind in Ubers; Wife of Weezer’s bassist arrested for murder; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Digital clutter is negatively affecting our life; Sixty-four-year-old man sues hospital for being switched at birth; The joy of owning a pet is equivalent to receiving an extra $90,000 per year; Woody Game Wednesday; The Olive Garden is no longer the top casual dining chain; University of Tennessee professor studied Hooters; Woman arrested for getting too close to Old Faithful; New documentary called “Metallica Saved My Life”; Hawk Tua girl has a cameo in a new film; And more!
I'm Sure They Were Sweating Through Their Jock Strap; Who's This Celebrity That Survived a Plane Mishap?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Checking in on Woody’s chickens; Update on the stolen chicken named Polly; Boris Johnson attacked by ostrich; A day on Uranus is 28 seconds longer than previously thought; TV update: White Lotus and Farmer Takes a Wife; Mission Impossible 8 trailer; Owning only one tv and reading a book in a weekend; Mark Hoppus releases a memoir; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Video of Woody’s chickens; Woman gives her husband an invoice for her stay-at-home work; Cool Beans Remix; The Minecraft Movie and chicken jockey; New emojis for iPhones; New cell phone will release a scent; Man upset with the mayor because he is a Cowboys fan; Denver suburb passes ordinance limiting the number of pets; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Fun with Basketball Audio; Naked Gun trailer; Mayor accidentally sends naughty video to city attorney; Lie detector collar for your dog; Substitute teacher asks a student to kill her husband; E. T. memorabilia up for sale; Woody is down to one chicken; Man steals ex’s favorite pet chicken; And more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from basketball broadcasts.
Anthem Rugby Carolina members discuss all things rugby!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Women exchange the same birthday card for 80 years; Cashless society causes drop in children swallowing coins; The guy who inspired Bruce Springsteen’s song, Glory Days, has passed away; Speed control devices on repeat speeders; Chelsea’s road rage incident; Gold and Greed: the Hunt for Fenn’s Treasure; Baseball player injures himself in the shower; Dolly Parton’s Jolean jeans; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Val Kilmer has passed away; April Fool’s Day roundup; SpaceX launched new mission; Woody Game Wednesday; Crazy deals at bars; Wilcox’s secret post office and the cost to mail a package; And more!
They Had to Know It Was a Roll of the Dice; Who Is This Celebrity That Married the Same Person Twice?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: April Fool’s Day pranks; More frontal nudity in the Righteous Gemstones; Deals for April Fool’s Day; California woman uses world’s longest tongue to play Jenga; Lollapalooza founder wanted a communal burrito at the festival; Companies will hide Easter eggs for you; Woman says someone braided her hair while on a flight; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: A man overshares while buying Woody’s e-bike; Cool Beans Remix; 66 year-old woman gives birth to tenth child; Woody’s weekend race; Japanese restaurant chain closes all locations because a rat was found in soup; Adults sleeping with stuffed animals; Woody’s Teddy Ruxpin trauma; Idaho criminalizes public breast exposure and truck nuts; Police chief sued for putting Viagra in coffee and pooping by desks as pranks; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wilcox stayed up late to watch Arizona lose to Duke; Fun With Golf Audio; Dr. Squatch commercial featuring Mike Tyson; Strava artist records the world’s largest drawing of male genitalia; Panties song; Golden Girls show talk with Cool Beans; Plumber re-clogs restaurant’s grease trap due to non-payment of bill; And more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Unveiling of the cast members of the new Avengers movie; Woman scammed by fake Enrique Iglesias; Macy’s is closing underperforming stores; Snoop Dogg will deliver the commencement speech at USC; Joe Gatto enters treatment after sexual abuse allegations; Jim Nance announces when he will retire from calling the Masters; Duke University is not happy their logo was used in a White Lotus scene; States are trying to legalize mushrooms; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wilcox goes to urgent care; Beard transplants; Ordering at kiosks at fast food places; 2032 Olympics rowing competitions to be held in a saltwater crocodile habitat; Woody Game Wednesday; Ford vehicles recalled because they go forward when put in reverse; Complaints to the FCC about the Super Bowl half-time show; Most anticipated movies of the summer; Woman dies after being ejected from a revolving door; Dog eats five pairs of underwear; Ice-T and American Greeting team up to make custom e-cards; And more!
They Could Have Been Singing Softly or Yelling in Rage; Who Is This Celebrity Who Fell Off the Stage?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Man goes to the E/R with his girlfriend’s hand stuck in his mouth; Coach of Liberty University’s basketball team goes viral for his hair; Andor 2 trailer was released; Crystal Lake series announces casting; Bill Murray on the Kelcies’ podcast; Woman ran over by a car for saving a parking spot; Brazilian eggs being imported to the U.S.; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody fell off a ladder; Cool Beans remix; Water glassing to make your eggs last longer; A goose steals a man’s boxing gloves and keys; Man performs surgery on himself after watching a YouTube video;. Woody is selling a bike on Facebook Marketplace; Lyft introducing driverless ride share; 23 and Me files for bankruptcy; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Unexpected male genitalia; Fun With Basketball Audio; DMV appointment time slots are being scalped; Bill Burr on the Tonight Show; Most and least stressful states to go to the emergency room; You are now able to pay for your Door Dash order in installments; Lipton Tea pulls early April Fools’ Day joke; Sex education stories; The Cheesecake Factory is adding, and removing, menu items; Study shows the effect of eating only chicken nuggets for a month; And more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from basketball broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: NCAA tournament and vasectomies; New season of Farmer Needs a Wife premieres today; Ways to save at the gas pump; Weird encounters at the gas station; Netflix director arrested for fraud; Fast food restaurants are getting faster; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Sickness update; Dying for Sex trailer; Danny McBride on Jimmy Kimmel Live; British Airways pilot who got fired for doing drugs off the chest of a woman has a new job; New species of animals found in the ocean; Woody Game Wednesday; New episode of the Righteous Gemstones is getting great reviews; Man stranded at sea for 94 days; Sex education at school; Research team stuck in Antarctica with colleague accused of attacking people; And more!
They Probably Weren't Out Doing Pub Crawls; Who Is This Famous Person That Has a World Record Involving Balls?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wilcox is still not feeling great; An alligator named Wally was left in a hotel room; The Luckiest Man in America movie; Stranded astronauts are finally headed home; NBA game stopped because Tracey Morgan got sick courtside; Woman charged with selling human body parts online; Americans who get less sleep are 4 times more likely to be unhappy; Stop drinking water out of plastic bottles; Soon Amazon will not let you opt out of sending data to their servers; Happy Gilmore 2 trailer; Coca-Cola rolls out spiked Minute Maid drinks; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea’s brush with greatness; Chelsea and Frank went hiking over the weekend; Woody’s time as a bailiff; Cool Beans Remix; Man awarded $50 million from Starbucks for coffee burn; Forever 21 files for bankruptcy; Update on Chelsea’s health; Documentary about Jim Morrison; Molly Miller, coach at Grand Canyon University, celebration; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Update on Wilcox’s voice; Fun With Golf Audio; Pie Day specials; The lunar eclipse; Follow-up on toll scams and restless leg medication side effects; The Electric State on Netflix and bad movies you love; Marriage triples the risk of becoming obese for men; Willie Nelson is releasing a new album; And more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wilcox’s voice; Average amount Americans will spend on St. Patrick’s Day; Update on the astronauts stuck in space; Manhole explosion at Texas Tech University; Blood moon lunar eclipse; Ski jumping crotch-gate; Toll text scams are on the rise; Drug for restless leg syndrome causes deviant sexual behaviors; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Measles outbreak; Justin Kutcher; Chelsea’s Mianus anniversary is tomorrow; Woody Game Wednesday; Wilcox’s voice and smut books; Morning Glory Milking Farm; And more!
It May Be From a Committed Relationship Or a Summer Fling; Who Is This Working Mom With a Lot of Offspring?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: New season of the Righteous Gemstones; Celebrating the anniversary of the declaration of a global pandemic due to COVID; Rinsing cans to prevent disease; More obscure brushes with greatness; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Hantavirus and the death of the Hackmans; Time change issues; Cool Beans Remix; Woody’s family pet passed away; Confessions of Octo Mom premieres on Lifetime; Man rushed to hospital after nose-picking incident; Pajamas could be killing your sex life; Don Johnson sends love to Bruce Willis; Grocery store worker urinated on items for years; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea is back; Fun With Golf Audio; SWAT tv show is cancelled; Cutting the umbilical cord and episiotomies; Woman strips naked before flight takes off;. Having sex can extend women’s lives; Woody clarifies his stalker situation; Tarter sauce day; And more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea is out sick; Red Robin is closing locations; Selling loose eggs; Cruise cancelled due to cyclone in Australia; The new Alec Baldwin reality show; Man fills brother-in-law’s belly button with super glue; South Carolina inmate chooses firing squad for death penalty; People want to eliminate the gaps in public bathroom stalls; Bambi: the Reckoning trailer; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Closing schools because of wind and rain; Woody Game Wednesday; Egg prices; Time change causes spike in heart attacks; Stupid things you did as a kid; Crystal Light Vodka Refreshers; And more!
It's Probably Their Mom or Dad to Blame; Who's This Celebrity With a Pretty Unique Name?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: More obscure brushes with greatness; Casey Anthony announces her new career; Free food for Fat Tuesday; Randy Quaid rings in about Gene Hackman’s death; Domino’s finally has stuffed crust pizza; Dolly Parton’s husband has passed away; Cities with the most road rage; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Hockey coach ejected at Chelsea’s son’s game; Oscars recap-Conan O’Brien, Kieren Culkin, firefighters tell jokes; Microsoft outage; Shane Gillis host SNL; Obscure brushes with celebrities; Billy Joel falls down during concert; Fyre Festival 2; Microsoft is ending Skype; Task masking; Cool Beans Remix; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: “Peaceful death” revisited; Fun With Golf Audio; Woman has key stuck in her foot; How much actors got paid per minute to be in Oscar-nominated movies; Governmental Rick-roll; Woman arrested for attempted murder after locking her boyfriend in a storage unit; Getting ready for Daylight Saving Time; Update on Gene Hackman’s death; Woody received a death threat through fax; Kingda Ka rollercoaster demolished; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Gene Hackman has passed away; Discussion of “peaceful death”; Joann Fabrics is closing all their stores; Update on Woody’s couch project with his wife; United Healthcare murderer asks people not to send so many pictures; Bat 21; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Denny’s will start adding a surcharge to eggs; Woody and his wife put together a couch; The hardest working cities in America; Woody Game Wednesday; Couple forced to sit next to a dead body on a flight; And more!
Check Them Out on Facebook, Instagram, or Tweet; Who's This Famous Peter or Pete?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Martin Scorsese is trending for doing Tik Tok videos with his daughter; People are being injured by Crocs; Chipotle hiring 20,000 workers for burrito season; Increase in egg smuggling; Flight delayed after the pilot was bitten by a tarantula; Student starts fire while trying to hide inflatable girlfriend from his roommate; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody went to a fancy party over the weekend; Passenger of the Delta flight that landed upside down are speaking out; Sabbaticals; Cool Beans Remix; The total amount of money Cool Beans spent to see Justin Timberlake seven times; The mother of Dave Grohl’s love child is revealed; All I Want to Do Is Make Love to You; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: California recognizes Big Foot as their official cryptid; Fun With Golf Audio; Amazon bought the James Bond franchise; Frank from Maine is having teeth removed and Chelsea has to take care of him; Commercials for states/cities/countries; HP rescinds policy of making consumers wait 15 for customer service; Woman wakes up in the bathroom of a closed bar; New York Yankees players can now grow beards; And more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Weather across the nation; Professional baseball player injured while eating lettuce; Woman gets a parasite in her brain from eating salad; Wilcox, savory French toasts, and weird food combinations; Cool Beans’ last Justin Timberlake concert; Miracle Whip vs mayo; Wendy’s announces use of AI in drive-thrus; Delta Airlines offers $30,000 to passengers of the flight that landed upside down; Turkey is exporting eggs to the U.S.; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Cool Beans in Michigan; City-killer asteroid headed towards Earth; Vaccination for chickens will help the egg problem; Fixated spectator ejected from tennis match; Woody Game Wednesday; Fidel Castro’s artificial anus; School district makes post about school cancellations; How different geographical areas handle school closings; Woody got carded when buying non-alcoholic beer; And more!
These People Are Not Two-Faced; Tell Me Who’s This Celebrity That Had a Body Part Replaced!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea spends time alone; NHL all-star game; Stores are selling loose eggs. Kindergarten readiness camp; Airplane crashes; The toughest words to spell correctly; Proposed laws for self-checkout lanes; SNL 50th anniversary special; Creator of Nutella has passed away; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody’s favorite burner; Woman tries to kill her husband by putting bleach in his coffee; Chelsea gets a call from school because her son was drawing genitalia; Mail truck pulled over for speeding; Groundhog Day Syndrome; Cool Beans Remix; Chelsea and flossing at the dentist; Studying murder in space; Woman is addicted to cheese; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Fun With NASCAR audio; Igloo cooler recall; NBA all-star game is this weekend; Origins of Valentine’s Day; Google Maps blocking reviews of the Gulf of America; Celebrating President’s Day; Greatest rock love songs according to Billboard; Celebrities most likely to be used to scam older people; Naming the state greeting and cookie; And more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from NASCAR broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Don’t give underwear as a Valentine’s gift; Woody is trying to sell his couch; Gift recommendations for Valentine’s Day; Probability of an asteroid hitting the Earth has doubled; The best-selling vehicles in America; Jeep owners are upset over commercials being played when the car stops; DoorDash collaboration with Hustler; Egg prices are causing people to rent chickens; Slice is returning after 15 years; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody’s time as a bailiff; Elon changes his Twitter handle to Harry Bolz; Worst/best car drivers by brand; Woody Game Wednesday; Parent pushes young referee at a youth hockey game; And more!
They May Be Spunky and Old But That Tire Still Has Tread; Who's This Older Famous Lady Who You Probably Thought Was Dead?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Bryan Adams concert canceled due to fatberg; Kendrick Lamar’s jeans; Tom Brady’s watch; Family movies from the past that would be considered inappropriate today; Westminster Dog Show; Woman suffers injury while inhaling helium; Valentine’s day talk; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: The most amount of people ever will take today off; Starbucks is changing its name; Chelsea’s 6:00 a.m. hockey drop-off; Super Bowl commercials; Cracker Barrel starts beef with Waffle House; Woody had an interaction with a person about his electric vehicle; Cool Beans Remix; President order the production of pennies to stop; A company promotes joining the mile high club; And more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Fun With Football Audio; Percentage of people who say they are watching the Super Bowl; Build-A-Bear’s cougar commercial; Backlash from Starbucks writing phrases on cups; People not washing their hands and communal foods; Ariana Grande receives call from gynecologist after Oscar nomination; LG oven recall; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: National Frozen Yogurt Day; Woody’s pun instructor; Seal’s Super Bowl commercial for Mountain Dew; More egg talk; Woman sues baseball team after slipping on urine; Family Feud contestants don’t know the New England states; 25% of America thinks that Travis Kelce will propose to Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl; Things parents told you to do/not do in order to stay healthy; Toll text scam; Applebee’s date night passes; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Clarification of how Wilcox’s wife helps resolve their dog’s genital problem; 30th anniversary edition of Tommy Boy; Eggs stolen from a distributor; Aldi getting backlash for stuffed dog; Woody Game Wednesday; Southwest will not serve beverages on flights that are 40 minutes or less; Death by selfie more likely than death by shark; Tomorrow is National Frozen Yogurt Day; And more!
It Would Be a Shame If You Don't Know This Celebrity With a Weather Related Name!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody ate expired rice for lunch; Deal or No Deal Island; Broccoli recall; Trailer for Fantastic Four: First Steps; National Chicken Council estimates the amount of chicken wings eaten during the Super Bowl; Security at the Super Bowl; Wilcox goes to the vet to ask about his dog’s naughty bits; Waffle House is placing a surcharge on every egg sold; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Grammys recap-Kanye Wet’s wife is nude, Beatles AI song wins, Jaden Smith wears a castle hat; Did Woody drink over the weekend; Super Bowl payout for participating teams; Trailer for “Locked” and thriller movie suggestions; Toll text scam; Cool Beans Remix; Louisiana politicians are demanding a family-friendly Super Bowl half time show; Woody tries to use a two dollar bills; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea sings “My Body”; Fun With Football Audio; Pro Bowl recap; The Burrows-an older version of Stranger Things; Update on Chelsea and Frank’s argument about their son’s health; Fire Aid concert to benefit victim so the L.A. fires; Anniversary of Tom Brady discussing balls; Update on Woody’s dry January; And more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Helicopter/plane crash; Being overstimulated by news; Lyft to offer discounted pet rides; Woody’s child gets a code of conduct violation at college; Chelsea’s stint in jail; Pilots and facial hair; Woody’s nude photos; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Flights are arriving to their destination faster because of the jet stream; CVS is testing letting customers unlock cases in the store via the app; Chelsea has not taken down her Christmas tree; Woody Game Wednesday; Chelsea and Frank’s flu vaccine argument; Congressman wants to make cock fighting legal; Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan Super Bowl commercial; Lays potato chip recall; And more!
They've All Done TV and Probably Memoirs; Who's This Famous Person That Really Loves Their Cars?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Coffee catastrophe in the station break room; Listener thanks Chelsea; Egg prices are trending; A bus-sized asteroid is headed towards Earth; Costco is switching to Coke products; Teacher arrested for tickling students; Kids eat their granddad’s ashes; FDA looking into male pills sold at convenience stores; New drink mimics the effects of alcohol; Starbucks is bringing back self-serve milk and sugar; And so much more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Plumbing world championship; Football commercials; Phones don’t make the best alarm clocks; Cool Beans Remix; Today is the first day you can file your tax return; Woody’s wife suggested he become an Uber driver; Dr. Phil is working with ICE; Connecticut state senator introduces bill to make theaters start movies at the printed time; Harvard study shows that bacon increases your risk of dementia by 13%; Man develops cholesterol lumps after eating a carnivore diet; Woman gives birth at Krispy Kreme; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: It’s Chelsea’s birthday; Chelsea’s son yells “So juicy!” at a group of girls; Fun With Football Audio; Patent office declines Utah hockey team’s request to use Yeti as name; PETA wants to replace the groundhog with a cake; People are Googling how to get rid of social media; Philadelphia Eagles sold snow from the end zone; Saturday Night Live movie is now streaming; Starbucks worker had to fight a monkey; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: People are selling phones that have the Tik Tok app; Demi Lovato can’t unfollow the vice president; The fee to climb Mt. Everest is increasing; 30% of Americans are participating in dry January; Woody stops the “Reply All” emails; Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal speculation; Oscar nominations; And so much more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Snow covers the Southern U.S.; Woody’s package frustrations; Chelsea and Frank had to chase their cat in the snow; You should not warm up your car on cold days; Netflix is raising prices; Woody Game Wednesday; More benefits to weight loss drugs; Sparkling water may help with weight loss; TV news; Mayor of Philadelphia misspells “Eagles”; And so much more!
This Game Won’t End in a Fight or a Spat; Whose This Celebrity That Loves Their Cat?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Blue Monday; Mark Zuckerberg stares at Jeff Bezos’ wife; Six things you should not leave in your car during cold weather; Travel hockey team breaks treadmill at a hotel; New shows debuting today-the Joe Schmo Show and What Drive You; Melania Trump’s inauguration hat; Cool Beans is going to a pizza place with a large organ; A man has a thirty hour erection; Customers are fed up with male InstaCart shoppers; Contagious peeing; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wilcox family watches the show "Girls"; Bacon update; Space debris hits house in Florida; Cool Beans Remix; Toe licking fundraiser; Class action lawsuit over meat and citrus; Wedding debt; Pet chicken industry statistics; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: The number one restaurant in America; Fun with Football Audio; Dream jobs across the world; Relating everything to the Golden Girls; Parents have a favorite child; Doctor arrested for running a mobile circumcision truck; The Real ID will go into effect on May 7, 2025; And more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Red dye #3 is banned in foods; Walgreens to stop locking things up in stores because it is not good for sales; The definition of obesity is changing; Launch of the Glen rocket; A pilot was arrested because his blood alcohol level was too high; State Farm pulls Super Bowl ad; Supreme Court questions Porn Hub executives; Joe Biden sat on a pillow during his final address; Falconer fired for posting pictures of his penis implant; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Dry January update from Woody; Woman gets scammed by “Brad Pitt”; More about the Diddy documentary on Peacock; Woman wins $500,000 from Dirty Santa gift; Woody Game Wednesday; Bat bomb and Mike the headless chicken; FDA proposes moving nutrition labels from the back to the front of the product; Texas sues insurance company for collecting data via other apps; Fake job postings; And more!
Is This an Actual Page from Wiki Or Something Someone Made Up After Smoking the Sticky-Icky?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Young people cannot change a light bulb and are GOTDITs; Football player caught reading a book on the sideline; Starbucks to stop their open-door policy; Wal-Mart updates its logo; The Village People will perform at the inauguration; Grocery store rewards program helps woman catch her husband cheating; Weird things people have done when they were sick; Teacher accused of holding student upside down; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Dennis Quaid interviewed while evacuating his house; Cool Beans Remix; High-sugar drinks directly related to 300,000 deaths per year; Research reveals the multi-tasking is bad; A college is offering a class to help with phone anxiety; Men’s libido can be boosted by drinking grape juice; Possible Tik Tok ban; Washington kicker’s pre-kick routine; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Winter weather across the country; Fun With Football Audio; Steve Guttenberg song; People are upset because David Muir used clothespins to tighten his jacket; Super Scooper plane collides with drone; Memphis woman gets citation from the city because of holiday decorations; Cheez-It commercial makes Woody mad; And more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea’s school pants situation; California fires and Steve Guttenberg; Woody’s emergency box; Giving up sugar and Woody’s Dry January update; Restaurant inspections and violations; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Steve Guttenberg speaks about the California fires; Reviews of the Jerry Springer documentary; Woody’s dry January update; Woody Game Wednesday; The most overpriced fast food restaurants; Girl Scouts will discontinue two flavors; Woody’s neighbor threw out their Christmas tree three days before the holiday; Belgium government warns people about eating Christmas trees; Chelsea’s son will not wear pants; And more!
My Ankles Cracked from Eating Too Much Cheese; Can You Name This Other Famous Kim, Please?
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Listener talks about his trip to Vietnam and its currency; Chelsea yelled at a woman who threatened her kids; Thursday is a national day of mourning for Jimmy Carter; Grand jury duty; Cool Beans gets a Netflix account; Aubrey Plaza makes a statement about her husband’s passing; Windstorms in Southern California; Two people found dead in the wheel well of a Jet Blue plane; Dry January check-in with Woody; The Hard 75; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Today is Divorce Day; Woody tried non-alcoholic beer; North Korea bans hot dogs and divorces; People are seeing a phallic symbol on a weather map; Cool Beans Remix; Golden Globe awards; The Miss America pageant was last night; McDonald’s is getting rid of the yellow and red straw; Woody was fired for not wearing pants; Jimmy Butler suspended; Cool Beans’ has tallied up her cost for JT concerts so far; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Update on Woody’s dry January; Apple class-action lawsuit; Fun With Football Audio; Cool Beans wants to learn to swim; Mouth swab can estimate your life span; New Diddy documentary on Peacock; New Jeff Ross special on Netflix; Surgeon general wants warning labels on alcohol; And more!
Things that sound funny when taken out of context from football broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chess players quits because he refused to change his pants; Woody is doing Dry January; TV and movie watching over the break; Woody’s Airbnb experience; Nikki Glaser has attended 22 shows on the Taylor Swift Eras tour; A duck was on the field during the Carolina/Tampa Bay football game; Cat woman socialite has died; Jolt Cola is returning; And more!
Today on the New Year's Day edition of the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wellness retreats; WalMart managers salaries; Plumbers survey; Woody Game Wednesday; Mt Everest poo bags; Plane loses wheel; Janu-hairy; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Waymo honking problems; Apple says not to put your phone in rice; No-fly list mistake; HOA snafu; All you can eat arrest; Fertility doctor fraud; Scorpion lawsuit; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Pet peeves; Things never to do at work; Stop using the term cockpit; Another plane has been grounded; Innuendo stickers/shirts; And so much more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: More women are psychopaths; Bear escape simulation; Fun with Football; Woman goes to the fire department because of a ring emergency; Justin Kutcher favorites; Parents of boys are more likely to experience cognitive decline; THC wing sauce; Medicines to reverse frostbite; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Passenger exits on plane wing; Teacher suspended; Sleep issues; Concert goers sue Madonna for late start; Top tourist destinations; And more!
Today on the Christmas edition of the Woody and Wilcox Show: Weird Christmas Songs; Hertz no reservation guarantee; Things learned on the show; Woody's weight; Paul McCartney's royalties; Taco Bell cereal; And more! Merry Christmas!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Fake Steve Perry scam; No lottery tickets for kids; Holiday myths; Flight delayed because of cushions; Wilcox and his mom's gift giving practices; McDonald's upcoming changes; Reusing Ziplock bags; The most festive states; Alternative Christmas songs; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Airline lawsuit; Parenting red flags; Pepp bandit; Gift card scam; Cool Beans Remix; Old Family Feud; Snickers lawsuit; Cheating at office parties; KFC lickable wrapping paper; Woody's back injury; And much more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Jobs and personality tests; Zamboni driver sues employer; Wheel of Fortune fail; Rocket found in garage; Harvard Oreo Study; Furbies on planes; Top fetishes of 2024; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Weird Christmas songs; Things listeners learned on the show; Amazon strike; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody’s review of Aaron Rodgers documentary; Steve Harvey’s wife is trending; Astronauts stuck on the ISS experience another delay; Woody’s Cologuard results; Woody Game Wednesday; Questions on pre-visit questionnaire for doctor’s appointments; Royal honey pack story; Wal-Mart employees will start wearing body cams; Flava Flav at the White House Christmas party; Federal Trade Commission now requires all fees to be disclosed before checkout; And more!
These People Aren't Into Flying the C-130 Hercules, They Much Prefer Tending to Their Bees!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Video of Justin Timberlake sparks debate about his size “down there”; Another documentary about the United Healthcare CEO killer announced; Drones over New Jersey; Misokinesia, a condition that makes a person hate fidgeting; Eating a hot dog can take 30 minutes off of your life; Doctors say it’s ok to pee in the shower; Conner McGregor wants to box Logan Paul; Couple is upset that the mother-in-law is leaving them 5 timeshares in her will; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: More backlash from the United Healthcare shooting; Intermittent fasting may slow hair growth; Cool Beans Remix; Chelsea’s husband wrapped gifts this weekend; Machine Gun Kelly covers Wham’s Last Christmas; You can decrease the chances of a hangover by eating cheese before drinking; Obesity has dropped for the first time in a decade; Weird interview questions; Drummer for U2 announces he has dyscalculia; Chelsea’s elf update; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Fun With Football Audio; Woody attends the company Christmas party; O. J. Simpson’s pornography collection from prison is up for auction; YouTube price increase; Eighty-year-old woman killed by adjustable bed; Fort Nite payouts; Woman sues Draft Kings because her husband lost their kids college funds; Stanley cup recall; Seventy-year-old woman runs an illegal dental practice from her kitchen; And more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody’s cheerleader video; Entertainment offerings; Bill Belichick signs on to coach at North Carolina; Getting a reward for information leading to the capture of a criminal; Joe Burrows speaks out about the robbery; Jason Kelce’s wife arranges childcare even when he is home; The jacket worn by the United Healthcare killer is selling fast; New Jerry Springer documentary; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: NFL quarterback Joe Burrow’s home was burglarized while he played on Monday Night Football; Woody and Chelsea review Jamie Foxx’s new Netflix special; Lickable VR headset; Man wins Scrabble championship by memorizing the Spanish dictionary; Woody Game Wednesday; The most dangerous Christmas songs to listen to you while you drive; People are saying who they want cast to play the United Healthcare killer; Taylor Swift pays bonuses to everyone who worked on her Eras tour; And more!