Cinco Chaos: Worst Months of the Year
Cinco Chaos: Worst Months of the Year  
Podcast: Evan & Tiki
Published On: Thu Feb 19 2026
Description: Total midday madness as Shaun Morash unleashes another Cinco list and immediately sets off a studio-wide debate. His updated ranking of the five worst months of the year trashes December’s holiday illusion, destroys April’s cold rain lies, calls March the ultimate tease, buries February, and crowns January as the undisputed king of frozen misery. From there, the conversation spirals in the best way possible. The crew argues whether this winter has broken everyone mentally, whether “bomb cyclone” panic is real, and which months are absolute locks for the misery list, including the annual August heat meltdown debate. Callers then hijack the show with real-life fan perspective. A Bronx listener explains why international tournaments like the WBC hit on a completely different emotional level when national pride is involved. Others fight over swapping months on the list, whether you can actually escape summer heat, and why winter feels endless when the snow never melts.