Cinco De Luncho: The Top 5 Most Useless Valentine’s Day Gestures
Podcast: Evan & TikiPublished On: Fri Feb 13 2026
Description: It’s a Valentine’s Day edition of Cinco De Luncho, and the gloves are off. The guys count down the top five most useless Valentine’s Day gestures, from sending nudes and buying chocolates to flowers that die, corny Instagram posts, and overpriced prix fixe dinners that rush you out the door. Along the way, the list completely derails into classic show chaos with real relationship confessions, unsolicited advice, and stories that probably should not have been told on the air. Equal parts comedy, honesty, and bad ideas you should absolutely avoid.
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