FAKE Clean Your House in 15 Minutes - Our Top Ten Ways
FAKE Clean Your House in 15 Minutes - Our Top Ten Ways  
Podcast: Homemaker Chic
Published On: Mon Aug 25 2025
Description: Set real cleaning aside. Code red! You've got 15 minutes until someone walks in your front door. What do you do?Top Ten Ways to Fake a Clean House in 15 Minutes1. Light a Candle (or Two)Instantly changes the mood — cozy, intentional, welcomingDistracts from dust, clutter, or pet smellsChoose scents that smell clean (citrus, linen, herbs) rather than heavy perfumeBonus: dim the lights a bit — candlelight hides a multitude of sins2. Clear the EntrywayFirst impression zone — it matters mostScoop up shoes, boots, coats, and bags — toss into a basket/closetStraighten the rug, sweep quickly if neededEven a vase of grocery store flowers makes it feel “ready for company”3. Wipe the Bathroom Sink and Swap the Hand TowelGuests almost always use the bathroom — it’s a giveaway spaceWipe toothpaste, water spots, and fingerprints off sink and mirrorReplace hand towel with a fresh, clean one (even if from the linen closet)Quick check for toilet paper roll and a candle in the corner = instant polish4. Fluff the Couch Cushions and Toss on a ThrowMessy sofa = messy house in people’s mindsQuick karate-chop the pillows (design trick: makes them look plumped)Smooth cushions and throws — or just throw a blanket over a problem spotAdds a “styled on purpose” look in seconds5. Do the Dishes DashClear sink is visual shorthand for “I keep a clean house”Load dishwasher fast — no sorting, just stashNo dishwasher? Dirty dishes into oven (yes, it works — just don’t forget them!)Wipe sink basin — shiny sink distracts from messy counters6. Vacuum Lines — Even If You Don’t Vacuum the Whole HouseGuests see the living room rug first — run the vacuum in a gridVisible lines = fresh clean illusion, even if dust bunnies are still hidingIf no time for full vacuum, at least hit high-traffic spots (entry + living room)Sound of vacuum running before guests arrive also works psychological magic7. Corral the ClutterGet luxury linens from our friends at American Blossom Linens and save 20% with code TOP20: https://americanblossomlinens.comClean, CLEAN with Branch Basics! https://branchbasics.com/ Coupon code HOMEMAKERCHICDécorate your home with French antiques just in from Paris at Everyday Château https://www.everydaychateau.com/Want to skill up in the kitchen? Visit cook.theelliotthomestead.com for 5 new recipes and tutorials a month!Follow up on YouTube for FULL Videos:https://www.youtube.com/@homemakerchicpodcast (Please note episodes can run up to a couple weeks late on Youtube. Follow us on Instagramhttps://instagram.com/homemakerchicpodcastSupport the show on Patreon and get digital downloads of both our cookbooks!https://www.patreon.com/homemakerchicpodcast