This week on NLR: The truth about a single cinnamon roll stirs things up, Andy starts beef with a really good guy, Elizabeth births a next level rom-com idea, Lean On Me brings smiles in the grocery store, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: REMI - Go to shopremi.com/NLR and use code NLR  at checkout for 50% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save.  GROW THERAPY - Visit GrowTherapy.com/NLR today to get started.  Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:24 Mormon Payola 05:27 Jesus Tries Too Hard 09:44 The Truth About A Cinnamon Roll 28:46 You Should Feel Bad 39:33 Scam City 43:35 Rom-Com Idea 48:12 A Panties Problem 52:29 Boudoir Photos 57:43 Lean On Me Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Andy has a life changing revelation that impacts his relationship with Ducky, Elizabeth joins an interesting foot panel, Synesthesiacs are in the crosshairs, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: BIOLOGICA - Go to https://Biologica.com/NLR and get up to 32% off your first subscription order today!  GOODR - Head to goodr.com/NLR to claim $10 off your first order Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:59 No Boundaries No Rules 02:02 On The Mic 02:56 The Marriage Suffered 04:04 Making Bids 06:51 Foot Kinks 09:26 Side Toe Jam Business 20:14 Ad Break: Biologica 22:35 What Is More Flattering 24:30 Synesthesia 27:01 Even vs Odd Days 30:11 Ad Break: GOODR 31:42 How Do You See A Calendar  33:35 Forks 35:17 We Support Ballerina Farms 41:07 Average Lifespan 46:44 Snoring 51:31 The Most Handsome Cat Ever Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Things get tense when Plants enter the conversation, Andy’s ADHD is getting in the way, Elizabeth ponders time, and much more!  It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod GROW THERAPY - Visit https://GrowTherapy.com/NLR today to get started.  Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:49 Bird On Bird Violence 05:52 Carnivore Ethics 15:19 Meat Is Murder 16:28 2 Types Of Cannibals 21:59 Raging ADHD 28:21 Ad Break: OneSkin 30:11 Ad Break: Honeylove 32:11 Poor Ducky 34:24 New Haircut 38:10 Mushroom Head 42:08 Ad Break: Grow Therapy 42:57 Near-Death Experience 50:33 What Are Thoughts 55:40 Why Do We Have To Sleep 58:18 Time Is Stacked 01:02:19 The Amazing Race Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth and Andy stretch their bird knowledge, Andy becomes a creative director, tongues may or may not be scraped, talent flows, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: BLISSY - Wake up with clearer skin, smoother hair, and cooler sleep. Use code NLR for an extra 30% off at blissy.com/NLR BIOptimizers - Get 15% off your entire order plus a free bottle of Masszymes by going to: https://bioptimizers.com/nobodyslistening and use code NLR Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:57 A Couple Of Dumbasses 02:59 Birds Afraid Of Women 04:58 Human Hair Bird Nests 05:40 Crows Are Cool 11:27 Hat Fashion 16:02 First Impression Vibes 16:40 Creepy and Intriguing 20:40 Ad Break: Blissy 22:22 Mistake Face 24:06 Talent Shows Rule 25:35 My Dance Story Is Not Over 27:58 Don't Put The Sink There! 31:35 Ad Break: BIOptimizers 33:44 Germs and Sharing Toothpaste 36:49 Tongue Scraping 38:08 GUM Soft Picks 41:31 Dental Dams 47:01 Dead Internet Theory 50:31 AI Music 52:57 Elizabeth The Wall-paperer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week: Elizabeth catches self-help lightning in a bottle with an assist from Andy, a restaurant server disappoints, Looksmaxxing is out, credit card points are always in, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:57 Uganda 03:00 Belize Love 07:00 Is Q-Anon A Cult? 11:19 The Art Of Minning 12:20 Looksmaxxing 19:52 Cancer and Sugar 26:52 Ad Break: ONESKIN 28:48 Be Careful Guru 30:49 Beach Maxxing 32:14 Take The Mask Off 33:17 Table Shaft 43:08 It Can Be Hard To Minn 44:36 Points Maxxing 53:01 This Brings Me Joy 56:58 The Joy Of Diving 01:01:21 Are You Going To Nest?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The NEW Studio is finally ready for take off! This week we settle into the new digs and chat about: old diaries, hockey hijinx, retail defeats, warring chimps, and much more!  It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: JONES ROAD - Use code NLR at jonesroadbeauty.com to get a Free Shimmer Face Oil with your first purchase! #JonesRoadBeauty BIOLOGICA - Go to Biologica.com/NLR and get up to 32% off your first subscription order today! Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:21 New Studio Reveal 02:38 Lion and Tiger Joke 03:59 Elizabeth's Diary 08:38 Is Anyone Listening? 12:29 Hockey Man 19:36 Ad Break: Jone's Road 21:33 New Moon Time To Journal Time 29:12 Paint Fail 34:00 Ad Break: Biologica 36:15 No Receipt Big Problem 40:48 Spasms and Snoring 42:42 Separate Houses 48:41 Arizona Tea 58:45 Chimpanzee Civil War Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Andy and his brother cross an item off their bucket list, Elizabeth ponders the healing properties of psychedelics, the people of Minnesota are tops, Ducky stops by, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:39 A Bit Of Botox 01:35 Happy Birthday Andy 03:18 Artemis II Moon Mission 07:46 Pink Floyd Dark Side Of The Moon 08:43 Prince Paisley Park 09:32 The People Of Minnesota Are Great 11:53 The Mall Of America 16:10 Cinnabon 19:21 Regretting The Dirty Dog 22:19 Ad Break: Honeylove 24:05 Pranks 27:53 Turning 47 34:40 Addiction 37:22 Ad Break: OneSkin 39:42 People Off The Rails 41:54 Hotel Washcloths 44:38 Balancing Each Other Out 49:04 Psychedelics As Medicine 01:01:03 A Bathroom Dilemma Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: A historic mission to the moon inspires Elizabeth but disappoints Andy, Facebook Marketplace holds some wild items, reincarnation is examined, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsor: GROW THERAPY - Visit ⁠GrowTherapy.com/NLR⁠ today to get started. Support NLR Join ⁠Patreon⁠ for bonus episodes! Buy the ⁠Merch⁠! Find us on ⁠Instagram⁠ Find us on ⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ Watch us on ⁠YouTube⁠ Shop our Amazon recommendations ⁠Here⁠ Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead⁠ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:37 Noah Kahan vs Andy 08:06 Facebook Marketplace Finds 10:32 Cross For Sale 18:16 Ad Break: Grow Therapy 20:11 We Are Limitless 20:25 Artemis II Moon Mission 27:34 Mount Everest  Problems 32:43 How Far Away Is The Moon 37:21 Reincarnation 40:40 Near Death Experiences 43:13 Self Help Influencers 51:21 Flag Duty 55:55 Am I A Sociopath? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth is back from a road trip down memory lane, Andy does NOT have a stye, self-help gurus are problematic, heroes come in all shapes and sizes, plus much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: BIOptimizers - Get 15% off any order at bioptimizers.com/nobodyslistening use code: NLR Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:22 Roadtripping 04:53 Project Hail Mary 15:49 Ad Break: BIOptimizers 18:23 Put Those Feet Away 20:08 Checking People Out 25:47 Orinda California 32:44 Elizabeth Visits Her Elementary School 34:42 Utah Murder Case 37:02 Allergic To Self Help Gurus 49:52 Le Bureau des Légendes 55:28 Ex Boyfriend Drama 01:04:17 Verbal Ticks 01:08:20 Privacy Concerns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth is riding high after an unimaginable WIN! Andy needs some Shen Yun clarification, Blue Oysters are a cult, work wifes/husbands are out, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: JONES ROAD - Use code NLR at jonesroadbeauty.com to get a Free Shimmer Face Oil with your first purchase! #JonesRoadBeauty ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:45 Subtweeting 02:21 Instagram Is Dark 08:32 Andy Doesn't Help 09:22 French social etiquette 13:19 Elizabeth's Greatest Achievement In Life 14:46 Airfare Is Going Up 20:15 Ad Break: Jones Road Beauty 22:37 Points Math 27:58 Ad Break: OneSkin 30:14 Cults But Not Cults 32:43 Do You Have Normal Poops? 34:26 Cults That Aren't Cults 34:47 The Troubled Teen Industry 37:24 Blue Oyster? 38:50 Shen Yun 42:17 We Are A Family Here 46:05 Job Hierarchy 54:44 Work Husband / Work Wife Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Andy is ashamed of his actions, Elizabeth can’t focus, the perfect “Thank You” is witnessed and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR! #honeylovepod COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com and use code NLR for up to 20% off. Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:35 Elizabeth Can't Sing 05:51 Famous Married Singers 13:38 Beta Behavior 18:29 Learning French 23:05 AD BREAK: Honey Love 24:37 Estrogen and Memory 26:34 Depression 32:54 AD BREAK: Cozy Earth 34:56 4PM Slump 42:58 How Long In Menopause 51:31 Kids Birthday Parties 52:09 Pick Me Parent 54:03 The Perfect Thank You Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Nature teaches us about body positivity, Elizabeth is ready to darn, Andy notices a major feminine product update, and beware of the triangle of death! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:49 It Feels Good To Darn 03:01 More Buttered Pop Tarts Please 03:32 Skin Issues 06:44 Anti-Aging 10:25 Fancy Dermatologist 13:21 Making Eyes 21:38 Big Kotex Update! 25:13 Febreze 26:40 Wrinkle Release Sprays 28:22 Dawn Dish soap 29:13 Unaware Of Surroundings 33:27 Elizabeth... The Deviant 35:06 The Triangle Of Death 38:27 Cute Italian Man 40:27 Le Bureau des Légendes / The Bureau 41:48 Sick and Charming 44:43 I'm Tech Avail 48:44 Laser Hair Removal 54:47 Trees Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth reveals her WILDEST “fantasy” to date, Andy needs help finding a new hairstyle, Seinfeld is letting loose in France, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com and use code NLR for up to 20% off. Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:45 Butter On Pop Tarts 04:44 Some Housekeeping 06:34 Andy Needs A New Hairdo 12:44 Seinfeld In France 18:08 Drive To Survive 26:48 Different Strokes For Different Folks 30:57 Ad Break: Cozy Earth 33:21 HRT Therapy 37:41 A Perfect Craigslist Ad 43:08 Times Are Changin' 50:12 What Are Memories 52:18 What Is A Photo? 01:03:20 I Can't Be Too Rich 01:03:44 Forget Saying Goodbye Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Super Flu has forced Elizabeth and Andy back in bed for this week’s podcast… their bodies may be down, but their spirits are high! Elizabeth fires shots at a beloved owl and author, Andy fails as a caregiver, and much more… It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: COZY EARTH - Head to ⁠cozyearth.com⁠ and use code NLR for up to 20% off. Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:25 Super Flu 13:43 Grocery Store Tears 21:53 Grocery Victory 23:05 Ad Break 26:17 Done With Duolingo 35:02 Frida Baby Controversy 39:23 Elizabeth Gilbert All The Way To The River 48:58 A Peeing Fact Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Andy is losing his mind over lost sneezes, Elizabeth has an amazing moment at Anthropologie, everyone is getting back to class, the Olympics fail to deliver, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 01:12 HRT Tips 08:13 Plants Can Feel Too 10:07 Andy Can't Sneeze 15:41 How To Celebrity 18:18 Elizabeth Was Recognized 19:34 Winter Olympics Penisgate 26:43 Ad Break 28:14 A Father's Pride 28:40 The Great Pottery Throw Down 33:49 French Class 40:22 Back To Pilates 43:16 Stars and Airplanes 51:00 A Beautiful Mind 52:17 Learning A Language Later In Life Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth has the church giggles and Andy doesn't know how to lunch! Topics include: goat cheese, tradwife drama, barn coats, HRT, ER visits, and more. Thanks to our episode sponsors: COZY EARTH - Head to ⁠cozyearth.com⁠ and use code NLR for up to 20% off. Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 04:48 ADHD Journey 08:50 Fancy Cheesesteak 11:13 Lunch Etiquette 19:08 Ad Break 20:48 King Of Kong 21:43 Hormone Therapy 26:07 Clothes Make The Man 27:21 Goat Cheese 29:41 Ballerina Farms 44:34 Bomb In The Butt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy hop into bed this week to discuss harrowing bathroom incidents, problematic celebrities, broken bones, hot flashes and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: Patreon.com/BETHSDEAD Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 04:43 Bathroom Incidents 08:04 Kanye West Apology 14:06 Back To The Bathroom Story 18:22 Ad Break 20:00 Trader Joe's Story 24:22 Cat Claw Close Call 26:45 The Furnace 29:53 The One Word That Can Ruin Friendships 42:22 Bonjour 42:57 No Soliciting 49:18 Something's Broken Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will Andy ever be hugged again? Do you need a treadmill in Los Angeles? Can anybody recommend a good birdwatch documentary? All of these burning questions and more are answered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:49 Hydrostatic Pressure 16:02 Goodbye Treadmill Walking Pad 18:56 Ad Break 20:32 Ancient Menstruation 21:42 Hormone Replacement Therapy 25:41 Achy Joints 27:32 Toe Injury From Pro Soccer Player 33:11 Health Care For All 34:28 Elizabeth Goes On The Radio 35:42 Dreaming Of The Future 46:49 Listers Birdwatching Documentary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Elizabeth and Andy get some school’n on Hole-Tox, life longevity, penile implants, HRT, heat attack symptoms and so much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:35 Why Is Elizabeth Crying 05:24 Near Death Experiences 12:47 Hole-Tox 19:51 Ad Break 27:25 Penile Implants 33:28 Tattoo Removal 42:51 Hormone Replacement Therapy 45:28 Survival  Health Paradox 46:59 Heart Attack Symptoms 50:11 ADHD Update Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week: A Mexican vacation recap, hormones are getting out of hand, Andy is less anxious, Elizabeth is enamored with pour, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:04 Raw Dog Food 03:13 Gag Me With A Spoon 08:42 Flying To Mexico 13:20 Artsy Airline Safety Videos 20:55 Ad Break 22:28 Mexico Trip 39:54 Bring On The Magnified Mirror 43:43 Hormones 52:59 Tanning Was A Thing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week: Elizabeth wants to ban a new word that has shown up in the house, Andy indulges in a misty morning adventure, Technology is on the mind and more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 03:10 Lubes And Cubes 09:23 Vintage Camera Lens 18:10 The Mahjong Bug 22:12 Levator veli palatini 29:03 Farts. 32:32 CPR and Heimlich Maneuver 37:51 Are We Technology 54:04 Menopause and Attraction Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Covid crashed Christmas, but things are getting back on track… Elizabeth and Andy have a heart to heart about entrepreneurship, Julia Childs inspires, a dermatologist has an odd bedside matter, and someone is winding things down…It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast - BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:50 Paying For Jury Duty 03:24 A Shark Tank Dilemma 07:07 I Want You To Dream 17:57 Little Libraries 20:16 Julia Childs 24:36 Yuppie 32:39 This Year Was Messy 34:24 Covid Fears 35:52 Awkward Dermatologist Visit 42:01 Bedside Manner 43:41 Big (The Movie) Update 45:06 Love Actually Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Merry Christmas! This week: Andy recounts the ups and downs of a recent trip, Elizabeth stays true to her boo Eckhart, Horses enter the conversation, and Santa is listening? It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 16:13 Flight Flatulence 19:08 Elevator Anxiety 25:10 AI Is Messing With Seniors 31:13 Eckhart Tolle 35:51 Hobby Lobby 38:14 Waymo Time 44:48 Equine Physical Therapy 53:21 The Ick Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The rage floweth this week… Andy goes head to head with a Coach while Elizabeth steps into her New York “roots.” We also shine a long overdue light on the beautiful people of Daneland and set some clear boundaries. It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 08:53 Blonde Hair 11:17 Coach Drama 30:12 Crosswalk Rage 35:19 Bonjour Solicitors 38:30 Respect My Boundaries 43:26 Arthritis 51:55 A Roller Coaster Of Emotions 54:32 Grandmother's Lamp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week: A diabolical would-you-rather question helps pass the time, Andy and Elizabeth feel their age at a party, a UPS man is scarred for life, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 08:45 Would You Rather 15:17 Ad Break 20:11 Waiting For Britney Spears by Jeff Weiss 25:26 Nitro Pop Popcorn 27:00 An Unforgettable Delivery 35:56 A Gift Question 41:14 Holiday Hopes 44:46 Solvang California 48:56 Christmas In Las Vegas 51:18 Below Deck 54:29 I Want To Be Petty Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Elizabeth drops knowledge about emotions stored in the body, Andy finds out that his potential on paper is lacking, questions about “truth tellers” are examined, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:48 Dancer Attention 02:35 Below Deck Guidance 12:14 No More Brown Liquor 18:42 Are Emotions Stored In The Body? 20:39 Ad Break 24:07 The 5 Cognitive Stages Of Life 31:19 Brain Health 32:59 Breaking Up With A Hairdresser 35:09 Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree Brenda Lee 40:23 Doomsday 46:11 Heaven's Gate Cult 48:31 Believers and Non Believers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Thanksgiving! This week we revisit a shaman and learn not to sweat the small stuff, Elizabeth’s stock is soaring at Trader Joe’s and Andy explains a complicated yet nuanced food situation. It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 03:17 San Pedro and Ayahuasca 09:29 Don't Sweat The Small Stuff 10:14 Sick Kids / Super Mom 15:21 Trader Joe's Models 21:49 Ad Break 24:47 Go Duck Yourself 26:42 Shhh It's Complicated 35:21 Below Deck 44:33 Charli XCX 49:16 Trade Joe's Sugar Momma Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Andy learns that it’s sometimes better to keep your thoughts inside your head, Elizabeth reminisces on an emotional movie, Protein is put under the microscope, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: patreon.com/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:56 More Untamed Heart 02:00 Beaches, My Betchez 08:12 The Great British Bake Off 25:46 Ad Break 27:21 The Old Person Smell 31:26 2-Nonenal 34:15 GLP-1 and Protein 37:29 Protein In In-N-Out Burger 44:09 Time To Exercise Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Elizabeth ditches her gripes and sharpens her skills as a life coach, Andy issues an apology and navigates the complicated world of sports videography, and Bearsy may hold the answers to a cat conundrum… It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: patreon.com/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:37 How To Make Your Cat Love You 05:20 Come See Me In The Good Light 08:44 No More Gripes 12:06 The Farmers Almanac 16:55 Grief Update 21:11 Ad Break 24:27 An Apology 35:27  Another Human Moment 36:04 Dodgers World Series Champions 44:05 A New Calling Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth puts Ozempic under the microscope, Andy uncovers a tampon travesty, sports culture is a thing, and much more!  It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:35 Delusional Dance Teacher Update 10:30 Body Struggles 12:35 Diet Culture 16:54 Ozempic GLP-1 25:33 Ad Break 27:12 Ozempic Vagina 27:48 Tampon Intuition 31:17 Perimenopause Itching 33:04 Camera Fail 38:05 Not In Our Bed 41:38 If Those Hotel Beds Could Talk 47:38 Andy's New Job 51:46 Sports Parents 55:14 Dog Agility Days 56:46 Golf Moms Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BETH’S DEAD is a limited true crime and mystery series that takes a look at what happens when parasocial relationships go terribly wrong… Monica Padman (cohost of the Armchair Expert Podcast) always wondered why her favorite podcasters, Elizabeth Laime and Andy Rosen, abruptly ended their show years ago. When she finally got the chance to ask them in person, she assumed they'd say the usual - they got burnt out or busy with other things, but the truth was a story so shocking and creepy that she knew they had to make a show about it. What she couldn't have expected is that in listening to their true life cautionary tale, she'd take on the role of a real-life Nancy Drew helping them unravel a mystery they thought was long behind them. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lucky Ducky might have lost a couple of his nine lives, Elizabeth reveals a delicious secret, Andy feels a cold breath right in time for spooky season, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Our new 10 Episode True Crime Podcast BETH'S DEAD is out now!  Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:00 ADHD Cat Drama 10:45 Dinosaur Ducky 11:30 Coffee Club 21:00 BETH'S DEAD is out early! 22:11 Ad Break 27:19 A Friend Yelps 30:33 Elizabeth Yelps 37:33 Very Quick CVS Story 42:21 Andy Left The Stove On 48:42 Physical Report 54:22 Silent Retreat 01:01:17 Septum Still Deviated Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Andy’s insecurities may be the source of his relationship problems, Elizabeth shares some fall finds and book recommendations, plus- Christian influencers, misguided men maxxing out, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? BETH'S DEAD launches October 30th!  Learn more at: patreon.com/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:57 Back Hair 02:02 Lash Clusters 07:20 The Tennis Court 09:56 Have You Read Any Good Books Lately? 10:48 I Who Have Known Men 11:57 Beth's Dead Livestream October 26 15:10 Jeannette Walls Author 15:36 Good Fall House Vibes 17:50 Complicated Cat Relationship 22:47 Alexa Weighs In 24:32 MIDROLL 27:52 Mormon Marketing 31:15 Christian Influencers 41:42 Horny AI 45:50 Nutmaxxing 01:01:02 Outrage and Power 01:05:23 Practice Is Where? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Elizabeth embarks on a new life chapter as a makeup influencer, Andy struggles to rekindle a creative outlet, they both weigh their teaching credentials, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? BETH'S DEAD launches October 30th!  Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:34 Pillow Update 01:21 Elizabeth The Makeup Influencer 16:19 I don't know how to Twerk 18:29 MIDROLL: quince 19:39 MIDROLL: uncommon goods 21:04 Elizabeth The Dance Teacher 28:15 Creativity 46:16 Teaching Is Hard 48:36 How To Be More Magnetic 52:45 Marriage Tips 58:31 $299,000,000 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fall is here! Horrific true crime docs are on the TV, Elizabeth is whitening her teeth, the kids are making cookies, and BETH’s DEAD comes out October 30th!  It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 16:42 Elizabeth's Fall Must Haves 20:38 Andy's Gross Pillow 27:25 Midroll: Quince 28:56 The Breaking Point 35:26 Come On CVS 45:39 AI Slop 52:57 AI Podcasts 55:36 Death in Apartment 603 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Elizabeth scores a huge win in the kitchen, Andy misinterprets a rock skipping headline, MRSA is dodged, a heartwarming message arrives in a special box, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? BETH'S DEAD launches October 30th!  Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:38 Short King 01:12 Giant Maine Coon Pussy Cats 02:47 Small But Mighty 04:01 You Can't Stop The Shrinking 05:42 A Heartwarming Update 11:22 Moving Boxes 12:30 Goodbye Dirty Grout 14:55 Your First Magic Eraser 18:11 Beth's Dead Announcement 24:25 A Misleading Headline? 24:57 World Stone Skimming Cheating Scandal 34:19 MIDROLL 38:24 Childhood Crush 40:54 Grocery Stories 46:25 Mersa 52:30 Elizabeth's Oil Painting 54:21 Duo Done? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Elizabeth and Andy give Mario Lopez his flowers, discuss sleep and unconsciousness, discover a new box, hopefully evade the hantavirus and much more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod Mint Mobile Get a 3-month Unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at: https://www.mintmobile.com/NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:10 Husbandry 05:02 Who Is The Lord? 07:01 Dinner PDA 10:57 Crying Is Healing 15:20 Grief and Sleep 18:06 Homework 21:43 Ad Break 26:51 Sleep Hygiene 31:25 Sleep and Unconsciousness 34:31 Mario Lopez Is The GOAT 39:40 Ad Break 42:08 Cremated Remains Box 46:02 How Much Do They Weigh? 59:53 Huge Eyelids 01:07:36 Hantavirus 01:11:26 Are Hand Weights Back? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we discover 25 toes, honor unsung circus performers, make an unexpected friend, worry about giving CPR, share a dark tale, and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: Trainwell Build strength with your own peri/menopause trainer at Trainwell. Get 14 days free here: http://go.trainwell.net/nlr Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:38 A Polydactyl Gift 05:35 Barnum & Bailey circus performers / freaks 15:10 Math These Days 16:20 Calculating A Tip 19:03 Trainwell 20:30 A Neighbor Breakthrough 25:12 CPR Confidence 37:01 Amputation Story 44:30 How Do You Feel About Defense Attorneys 47:50 Crash (The Movie) 48:34 Secretary (The Movie) 51:01 Boiling Wooden Spoons 57:13 Facial Massage Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We have big news! Chez Rosen welcomes a new member to the family… he has extra toes and has melted our hearts. We also discuss Andy’s close call with modeling, Elizabeth’s appreciation for Y’all dudes and bros, the emptiness of getting what you want, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: Trainwell Build strength with your own peri/menopause trainer at Trainwell. Get 14 days free here: http://go.trainwell.net/nlr Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 05:11 Making It About Me 06:19 Jigsaw Puzzle Psychology 08:00 Always Be Sellin' 11:45 Elizabeth Says Y'all 26:20 Trainwell 28:19 Huge Huge News 31:59 Ducky! 41:28 First Date Role Play 43:40 Love Island USA 47:02 Andy Was Almost A Model 51:35 Wild Prenups 01:02:35 Mall Parking and Marshalls Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we share a wonderful NLR-small-world moment, lust for Labubus, revisit our favorite Hampton Inn, dive deep into anxiety, recount Andy’s Dad’s memorial, and more. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: Trainwell Build strength with your own peri/menopause trainer at Trainwell. Get 14 days free here: http://go.trainwell.net/nlr Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:00 Severe Flight Anxiety  03:34 So Much Packing 05:24 Hampton Inn Breakfast Review 09:03 The Smell Of Death 15:37 Mormon Elders 22:10 A Small World Update 25:19 Trainwell 27:14 Next Level Pet Care 29:46 Labubu Guru 37:28 Memorial Recap 43:33 Anxiety 46:48 When Do you Have Anxiety? 51:58 Social Anxiety 54:03 Finding A New Therapist 57:05 B List Vacations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Elizabeth opens a can of B.S. about a new Netflix documentary, we probably get my brother fired in Cincinnati, we debate Cougar Puberty, discuss perimenopause, and Andy finally becomes a real human being. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? BIG THANKS to this week’s sponsor ⁠Trainwell⁠ Build strength with your own peri/menopause trainer at Trainwell. Get 14 days free at ⁠trainwell.net⁠ with code NLR or click on ⁠https://go.trainwell.net/NLR⁠ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR: Join ⁠Patreon⁠ for bonus episodes! Buy the ⁠Merch⁠! Find us on ⁠Instagram⁠ Find us on ⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ Watch us on ⁠YouTube⁠ Shop our Amazon recommendations ⁠Here⁠ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:37 Cans Of BS 04:06 What Happened To Amy Bradley 07:45 International Waters 13:42 Security Guard Respect 18:20 The Best Show I've Ever Seen 20:56 The Power Of Barry Manilow 22:36 Cougar Puberty & Perimenopause  31:26 Trainwell Training App 34:48 Mall  Economics 47:04 Are Bugs Sentient Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR we debate the pros and cons of Cheerleader tunnels, reminisce on past parties, learn about women's incontinence products, and ponder how Andy may be poised for success. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 03:34 Corn Risotto In The House 05:07 Tradwife Tease 08:12 Cheerleaders 14:45 Epic House Party 26:32 Poised For Success 35:33 The Most Attractive Hobbies 40:28 Mike Okay is A Legend Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Andy and Elizabeth discuss consoling people on planes, feeding wild animals, a potential new furry friend, the cleanliness of Goodwill goods, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:09 Andy Reads A Book 07:30 10% Happier by Dan Harris 09:01 Crying On Planes 12:41 Comforting Strangers On Airplanes  31:07 Magic Mind 33:00 OneSkin 34:32 Elizabeth vs The Internet 35:00 Does Goodwill Wash Donations 39:14 Ryan Trahan 50 States In 50 Days 46:06 Squirrel Talk 48:56 Aborting Books 50:49 Goodnight Mr. Tom 53:18 Cat Talk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Andy and Elizabeth discuss the passing of Andy’s father and how the past week has been: the good, the bad, the magical, the absurd, the hilarious, and everything in between. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:25 Thank you for your condolences 02:00 Hi Tanya 10:45 Always Reach Out 12:19 A Wink From The Past 15:25 A Special Find 20:43 I Was Just In France 27:04 Magic Mind 29:37 Oneskin 32:24 A Split Second 41:11 Cremation Urns 49:07 Funeral Home Vibes 53:05 Nostalgia Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sharing our sad personal news and a little podcast tribute to the truly one-of-a-kind Malcolm Rosen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After 17 years of marriage, Andy learns that Elizabeth likes to steal things (and they aren’t hearts). Plus: bra shopping in France, too many bathroom stories, Coldplay outing adulterous Astronomers, an age miscalculation, the perks of French food, and the intensity of old churches. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR: OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:18 The Astronomer Affair 09:40 Today's Agenda 10:38 OneSkin 13:08 Bra Shopping In Bordeaux 30:19 Le Problème Suivant 34:21 Becoming A Bathroom Show 36:43 47 Years Young 40:56 I Married A Klepto 49:00 Churches Are Intense 53:14 Crack A Coke 54:19 French Food Is Good 55:40 Vegetarian Food In France Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Phew! Our trip to France has turned a corner and we are falling in love, especially with the dogs! Elizabeth is shamed for not ordering wine, Golden Retrievers may be having a renaissance, Bearsy checks in from Los Angeles and things get spooky… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:09 Our French Daddy 03:24 Wine Shaming 09:17 Falling For Bordeaux 12:55 Dogs In France 18:52 Golden Retrievers Are Back 26:55 World Lung Cancer Rates 31:24 My Best Friend Bearsy 38:36 Ghosts 42:58 The Conjuring Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our trip to France kicked off with beaucoup problems! From bird omens to cancelled flights to smoked meat sheets, our first few days were bumpy but worth it! (According to Elizabeth) It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: Mint Mobile Get a 3-month Unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at: https://www.mintmobile.com/NLR OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:35 A Nomadic Nickname 03:55 Closing Up The Cabin 06:50 A Very Bird Omen? 08:29 Le Pauvre Pigeon 17:42 A Rough Start 26:10 I Know What Crack Smells Like 31:05 First French Restroom Experience 31:53 Urinal Farts 34:05 French Taxi Ride 35:39 Always Say Bonjour 37:15 Paris Hotel 43:12 A Nightmare AirBnB 50:13 Now The Vacation Begins 55:11 French Food Is Amazing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We may have crossed a line or two at a recent dinner party. We may have different opinions on duct taped door knobs and memory boxes. We may have met a true garage sale legend. We might be getting shredded with Trainwell. We are definitely headed to France! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: join trainwell Take the quiz to find your perfect trainer and get 14 days of free training here: https://go.trainwell.net/NobodysListeningRight Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:48 A Duct Tape Dilemma 04:00 Food Lawyer Weighs In 05:01 Dinner Party 07:47 Would You Eat It? 19:32 Trainwell Update 21:54 Magnetic Man At Garage Sale 31:38 Nostalgia and Things 42:28 The IT Factor 42:45 Portable Prepper Battery Packs 46:56 Heading To France Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we clean our garage and find some old treasures that Elizabeth decides to Ebay. We find out why Elizabeth has beef with a popular home organizing duo, continue our obsession with ⁠Trainwell⁠, reveal the finest dining options Boise Idaho has to offer, go cherry picking, hitch a ride on an 18 wheeler, and give an update on Nobody's News / Life stuff. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR: join trainwell Take the quiz to find your perfect trainer and get 14 days of free training here: https://go.trainwell.net/NobodysListeningRight Brooklyn Bedding Get 30% off → go to → BrooklynBedding.com ← and use promo code: NLR at checkout Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 03:53 Brooklyn Bedding AD 06:55 Madame Alexander Dolls 18:26 Trainwell Update 20:53 Andy Is A Big Shot 23:18 Organizing For Real Live Vs The Home Edit 26:43 Boise Trip 29:32 Bananas Bananas Bananas 34:35 Cherry Picking 37:35 The Hampton Inn Meridian Idaho 40:53 Texas Roadhouse 41:47 Life Update 44:27 Nobody's News Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we tackle everything from affairs in the workplace to the history of castrati. We debate a past ear surgery, come to new Heaven’s Gate conclusions, hear about Andy’s new yoked adventure with @jointrainwell, and even throw out some lemon cookies! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR join trainwell Take the quiz to find your perfect trainer and get 14 days of free training here: https://go.trainwell.net/NobodysListeningRight Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 02:12 Work Wife 04:02 The Pros Of Polyamory 04:56 Infidelity & How Affairs Happen 14:53 Poly Problems 16:47 Trainwell AD 2 19:06 Dilemma vs Dilemna Pt 2 19:42 Ears Pinned Back 26:50 Alien First Contact 32:48 Heaven's Gate Cult 36:55 Twig Or Berries? 38:46 Castrato 43:12 Best By Dates 45:15 Hyperemesis Gravidarum Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Elizabeth and Andy argue dental night guard cleaning etiquette, revisit fart-induced tears, get in shape with trainwell, tackle parenting dilemmas about inappropriate songs, work through middle-of-the-night cuddle woes, and react to the wildest list of reasons husbands supposedly want to leave their wives at 50. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: join trainwell Take the quiz to find your perfect trainer and get 14 days of free training here: https://go.trainwell.net/NobodysListeningRight Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 02:56 Dentist Etiquette 16:32 One Fart Many Tears 21:04 Dental Health In The Old Days 21:58 Green Day Longview Dilemma  40:12 Cuddle Time 46:43 The Reasons Husband Leave Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth is in her head this week, but that doesn’t stop us from chatting about: Panda Inn, facing uncomfortable food truths, breaking up with Haribo Gummy Bears, a beautiful family story from the past, and a new obsession taking over the house (spoiler: Credit Card Points). It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:38 Light Me Up 02:46 Doing Everything Wrong 03:01 Panda Inn / Panda Express 08:24 Food Cross Contamination 11:00 Haribo Goldbears Have Gelatin 17:15 Ring Cam Faux Pas 21:29 MIDROLL: ONESKIN 23:39 Grandma Sounds Awesome 26:57 Family History Curiosity 33:14 Credit Card Points 34:39 The Points Guy 39:56 Hilton Rewards 45:41 Taxes Taxes Taxes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We have some STORIES this week! Elizabeth attends a moving Memorial Day service, Andy earns the “King Of Leasing” crown, A snake must move on to its next journey, and A.I. truly blows minds! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 04:16 Memorial Day Ceremony 06:45 Taps 09:29 Cults Like Us by Jane Borden 19:16 Snake Situation 29:15 A Trip To The Salon 35:13 The Lease King 45:11 A Principled Liar 47:37 AI Blows Our Minds Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mahjong is tearing the house apart, fudge should be made, Elizabeth’s astrology proclivities are growing, and a surprise trip down memory lane… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Brooklyn Bedding Get 30% off → go to → BrooklynBedding.com and use promo code: NLR at checkout ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 02:29 Go Make Some Fudge  08:05 Mahjong Woes 17:14 Lou On The Block 31:55 Astrology Obsessed  38:29 Appreciating Things  42:03 Memory Lane Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Andy is beaming proud of Elizabeth after a bold and humiliating pilates ordeal, Elizabeth knows when it’s time to throw things in the trash, A free Baha Blast, and A PET RACCOON… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Fast Growing Trees Go to: https://www.fast-growing-trees.com/ and Get 15% off your first purchase when using the code NLR at checkout OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 01:13 French Men Stereotypes 04:29 Trash Underwear 06:10 Pelvic Prolapse 09:54 Pilates Proud 19:58 Hey Daddy 28:10 Pet Raccoon 32:31 AI Is Listening 41:08 Reformation Jeans 44:12 An Apology 46:33 Morning Dates 47:14 City Golf Carts 50:27 Free Baha Blast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Andy’s principled nature forces him to step into an extremely high stakes argument about a new shoe cabinet, Elizabeth uncovers her political prospects, things are juiced, and so much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast:⁠ ⁠Nobody’s News⁠⁠* ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 03:59 Refundable Hotels 05:46 Parenting Misstep 09:22 Shoe Cabinet Drama 22:54 A Cabin Apology 28:18 ER Visit 28:40 Elizabeth's New Friend 37:46 Elizabeth The Politician Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bad Vibes turn into Good Vibes, Andy goes to Bakersfield while Elizabeth plans an epic trip, Summer plans/dreams revealed, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* https://linktr.ee/nobodysnewsdaily ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro  01:30 Very Interesting,If You Will 08:08 Universal Sign For Help 11:24 Andy In Bakersfield 14:19 Big News 23:51 Global Entry Famous 26:45 Huntington vs Descanso Gardens 33:06 Hot Flash 39:02 Car Confidence 41:56 M.A.S.H. 43:18 Morning Date 44:49 Los Angeles Crime 51:54 Intrusive Thoughts & OCD 55:21 Why New Bins? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Andy is feeling a little down after Hot-Tubbing, Elizabeth gets a Pilates badge of honor, a cult-y update, Spring Break stories, sandy dalliances, and more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* @NobodysNewsDaily https://linktr.ee/nobodysnewsdaily ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Brooklyn Bedding  Get 30% off your order!  Go to http://brooklynbedding.com  and use promo code: NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:10 Intro 03:14 It Was A Cult! 05:12 Pilates Butt Pat 09:28 Let's Talk About My Body 20:15 Wrong Instructions? 22:06 Goodbye Easel 30:14 Crash Into Me 33:35 One Car Family 40:07 Spring Break 47:35 Classic College Spring Break 54:49 Olive Loaf 57:23 High School Visiter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Andy recaps an A+ Birthday, Elizabeth get’s checked out, a deep dive into Temptation Island is had, and inspiration is found in an unlikely amazing man. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:37 Deliciously Delectable 04:37 Birthday Recap 11:53 Getting Checked Out 15:09 Temptation Island 26:44 The Best Host Of All Time 31:37 Mark L. Walberg 40:31 Social Etiquette 52:46 Bird Instagram Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do Flamingos have sex on one leg? Can Tai Chi ever be a cult? How does one conduct themselves in a UPS store? We answer these questions and much more on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 03:43 Flamingo Facts 11:55 Lack Of Mirrors In Public Restrooms 14:41 Pink Fairy Armadillo 15:20 How Long Animals Sleep 18:39 Tai Chi Fail 44:49 Angry Crossfitters 50:04 UPS Rage 56:59 Trader Joes Sparkling Limeade 58:19 Tates Soft Bakes Cookies Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we debate how age works, absorb sage advice from a grilled cheese connoisseur, discuss an OCD incident, make a plan for the Betty White stamp unveiling and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 07:58 How Age Works 11:02 The Next CrossFit 12:36 No Need To Worry 15:20 Goal Setting vs Pacts 17:38 Saying I Love You 20:42 OCD 25:15 Younger Drinking 30:52 73 Year Old Wisdom 41:30 Cape Style 45:24 Betty White Event Plans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Elizabeth is blown away by an organizational anomaly, the origins of mozzarella are explored, a new groundbreaking YouTube channel is launched, Pineapples are symbolic in the lifestyle, and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* https://linktr.ee/nobodysnewsdaily ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Brooklyn Bedding Get 30% off your order! Go to http://brooklynbedding.com and use promo code: NLR Factor Meals Get 50% off your first box plus free shipping! Go to http://factormeals.com/nlr50off ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 
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This week Andy steps into some major Guitar Center drama, Elizabeth has a baffling/troubling experience at Urgent Care, a Mahjong punking holds delightful news, Nipples vs Toes, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* @NobodysNewsDaily https://linktr.ee/nobodysnewsdaily ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Fast Growing Trees Get 15% Off your first purchase! Use the code: NLR at checkout when you shop at https://www.fastgrowingtrees.com ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 02:23 Guitar Center Drama 24:26 Mahjong Prank 38:46 Sharing A Tent 42:42 Urgent Care 55:18 Toss It? 58:20 Cold Nipples Small Toes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week: Elizabeth’s Mahjong confidence is rattled, Andy’s soul is buoyed by ping-pong, Brooke Shields is ruffling our feathers, Standing on one foot is sexy, and much more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* @NobodysNewsDaily ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 01:23 Mahjong Tears 04:10 Play From The Heart 08:17 Dinosaurs 17:14 Handsomest Of The Night 19:50 Ping Pong Love 21:21 On One Foot 29:06 White Lotus 30:38 I Hate Snakes 33:00 Fat Boy Jr 41:40 Introverted Vs Extroverted 45:55 Big Questions 50:47 Not Real Simple Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we dissect gossip, learn from competitive domino artists, discover an early form of influencer marketing, talk scammers, and much more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* @NobodysNewsDaily ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 02:35 Addicted To Suffering 04:21 Domino Life Lessons 14:58 Gossip 34:08 Coach Andy 37:49 Mahjong In Vegas 43:31 Shopping Cart History 49:47 Influencer Marketing 53:04 Ping Pong Blade 55:51 Scamanda Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An embarrassing incident with a housekeeper, the “wrong” way to eat a cinnamon roll, Andy's jealousy of Elizabeth's healthy stream, learning to be a better texter/friend, Elizabeth's fear of getting CSI'd…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* @NobodysNewsDaily ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 02:50 Healthy Streams 04:37 Body Envy 05:56 Embarrassing 16:37 Tell The Neighbors? 18:19 Food Rewards 23:15 Cinnamon Roll Ethics 34:43 Party Time 44:11 Bad Texter 56:17 It's Happening For You Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth has a WILD take that may put the future of our podcast in jeopardy, No hot water leaves us feeling crusty, A trip to CVS leads us to ask some fidelity questions, and we assess the different types of parenting styles when it comes to sports… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* @NobodysNewsDaily ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro  01:04 Please Don't Report Us To H.R.  11:57 Feeling Crusty 13:35 Earthquakes  18:11 Tales At CVS  38:39 Rec Centers Rule  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listeners discover an old episode forecasting the future, A birthday party is a surprise gift, Greasy paper bags are slip and slides for germs, and a Father’s pride pulls at our heartstrings… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 01:26 We Saw The Future 05:05 Surprise Saturday 19:17 Getting Through The Day 22:02 Ambivert 23:51 Five Guys Woes 34:41 An Unshod Apology 39:26 Leading Cause Of 40 Year Old Deaths 40:07 Proud Fathers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Baseball bods, minimalism lifestyle, going barefoot, Andy’s vocal tics and more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: MAGIC MIND Get 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code: NLR20 at checkout via: https://www.magicmind.com/NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 01:00 Baseball Butts 02:52 Andy's Dad Is A Podcast Star 06:05 Less Is More? 22:14 Barefoot and Unshod! 28:52 Why do horses need horseshoes 43:43 Therapist In Training 50:43 Smiles 55:00 Bleeps and Bloops 01:00:30 Voices In Your Head 01:02:46 Shoes Of Or Shoes On? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT, a much needed marsupial mea culpa, an alien embarrassment, and a thoughtful discourse on nipple 'n tongue piercings…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right?  *We have a NEW daily podcast called Nobody’s News launching February 3rd. It would mean the world to us for you to subscribe/follow wherever you get your podcasts. Here’s a link to the show on Spotify and Apple. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: MAGIC MIND Get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle with our link! https://www.magicmind.com/NLRJAN ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 02:59 Sorry Captain Kangaroo! 13:19 Alien Embarrassment 19:27 Full Circle Prejudice 22:15 Ready To Launch 32:04 Tetris Update 36:57 Nipple Rings 38:08 Tongue Piercings 47:51 Happiness in the Costco Air Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we share the 2 most important PSAs you will ever need to know! Plus we chat about: circumcision, doctor’s asking important questions, a trip down memory lane, a trick to warm up your hands, and more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: MAGIC MIND Get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle with our link! https://www.magicmind.com/NLRJAN ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Podcast: https://linktr.ee/nobodyslisteningright Website + Merch: https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:25 Lymphatic Face Massage 02:20 Why is it so hard to form new habits 08:37 Chlamydia Woes 27:30 Circumcision 32:01 A Trip Down Memory Lane 48:35 Warm Hands Trick Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy recap their experience of the devastating LA Fires, there’s a big update on their four year running beef with Digital Dream Labs, Elizabeth discusses positivity and manifesting and why they are selling their cabin in the mountains. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsor: MAGIC MIND Get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle with our link! www.magicmind.com/NLRJAN ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patreon!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:38 Los Angeles Wildfires 25:57 Wicked 31:37 Digital Dream Labs update 36:26 What happened to the optimism? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A game of Tetris triggers some family drama, a January dopamine detox, Fab February, Think to Talk or Talk to Think, Queer Eye inspiration and more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Go to Zocdoc.com/NLR and download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE and book a top-rated doctor. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 01:19 Being a Mean Mom 04:02 Tetris Effect Connected 13:48 New Year, New Slate 15:12 The No-Fun Bus 16:48 Not respecting resolutions 19:26 Dopamine Detox 24:20 Going off caffeine 26:38 1 Cigarette takes 20 minutes off your life 33:27  Think to Talk or Talk to Think 38:14 Digital Dream Labs update 44:25 Gargling is Good for you 50:07 Flossing is important 51:55 Facial Fascia 54:10 Queer Eye Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy New Year! It might be a doozy, so let’s get messy! This week we chat about: New Years resolutions, babies and bike helmets, eczema empathy and more.  It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 01:11 It's going to be a doozy 02:15 Cycling with a baby 06:59 Put on your helmet 10:43 Andy can't lie or act 13:11 The first pancake 14:53 Someone I love has eczema 21:31 Telepathy Tapes 23:09 Goodbye 2024 24:16 Aliens and Astrology 27:41 Let's go 2025 28:46 I want to get messy 36:42 A year of optimism 47:11 I'm going to try Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss: The birth of baby Jesus, Andy proposes a dangerous F/M/K for Elizabeth to answer, a ten part list to having confidence, the importance of optimism, and holiday gratitude to all you Nobody’s out there for listening!  It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: DIPSEA Get a 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 02:51 Christian Booty 04:03 Do we have any  Baháʼí listeners? 05:00 Jesus was a socialist 08:25 Sexy Mixologist 12:21 F, Marry, Kill pt. 2 17:46 A quick pee update 20:52 Tushy 24:57 Festive Feasting 27:29 Misophonia 31:23 Confidence is King 48:17 Acquired Podcast and Optimism Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss: Homeschooling teacher scandals (00:34), the New Jersey drone fiasco (25:10), a claustrophobic nightmare (41:07), whether or not some of A & E’s acquaintances are actually aliens (30:52), a child’s Christmas performance for the books (50:51), how Andy almost got into a fight at the post office (46:50), a deep love for Box City, and how it ranks against Costco and Target (56:16)! - It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Go to Zocdoc.com/NLR and download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE and book a top-rated doctor. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:34 Public School teachers that homeschool their own kids 11:17 Patreon Holiday Happy Hour Reminder 12:02 Costco changes their muffins 19:41 Andy Is saying value proposition too much 21:47 Piping in on Reddit 25:10 New Jersey drones 30:52 Do aliens live among us 40:56 The water wars are coming 41:07 Claustrophobia 45:00 The Appropriate amount of personal space 46:50 Parking lot justice rage 48:34 Justice twinkle in Andy's Eyes 50:51 School Christmas performances 56:16 Box City 01:00:34 Costco vs Box City vs Target Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss: the dishwasher bento box breakthrough, when a date from long ago thought Elizabeth was the best dang female driver he’d ever seen, the NYTimes coverage of Ballerina Farms, a genius list of demands from Albert Einstein to his wife, whether E and A want the other to get remarried should they parish, an embarrassing moment in the dispensary, and the waste documentary “Buy Now! The Shopping Conspiracy!” - It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co #oneskinpod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 04:23 Bento Box  Loading 07:03 Elizabeth Is Efficient 11:36 New York Times Ballerina Farms Article 15:10 Martha Stewart Documentary On Netflix 26:14 Albert Einsteins Rules For His Wife 30:41 Fargo Season 5 33:32 Aer Lingus 35:22 Magic Mushroom Chocolate Bars  46:13 Tetris Props 53:12 Phases Of Life 54:49 Buy Now The Shopping Conspiracy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cabin Creeps, why people are “really mad” at a man who started a fire, a song that rocked Elizabeth’s generation and the man behind it, a fascinating award given for a new breakthrough in oxygen administration, sunbathing taint it great! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: DIPSEA Get a 30 day free trial when you go to: DipseaStories.com/NLR IBOTTA Download the FREE Ibotta app to start earning cash back and use code NLR. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  00:00 Intro 02:23 Is Anybody Listening? 04:07 SoCal Wildfires 11:43 Poker and Sex 13:43 Alcohol Anxiety 17:23 You Oughta Know 36:37 Low Aesthetic 45:11 Butt Breathing 53:36 Perineum Sunning Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A big church update, Andy being a man of generational integrity, a soccer playoff game for the books, parents who go too hard in their kids sports games, and Elizabeth’s recent colonoscopy results! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at: oneskin.co ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00: Intro 02:34: Pizza Beans 08:22: Church Rumors 18:39: Mr. Integrity 28:22: Taller Than He Appears 30:17: A Difficult Weigh In 33:03: The Soccer Game 55:09: Let's Party     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An old domain name embarrasses Andy,  Elizabeth is done with concerts, A new UK dog show poses deep questions, and much more…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro  04:53 Church Curiosity  09:56 Shoplifting   24:50 Huntington Gardens vs Descanso Gardens   27:20 An Embarrassing URL  35:21 The Dog House UK  48:48 Chum In The Water  54:42 The Checkout Guy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Thirst trap priests, post election airport rage, an awkward pinball interaction, a wild freeway story, Andy’s trip to Boise, an oil painting class update, Elizabeth’s attraction to people who withhold praise, Airplane fears alleviated, and much more…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co #oneskinpod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:20 Thirst Trap Priests 04:23 Full Heart Full Balls 09:03 Star 67 09:58 Post Election Flight Anger 15:28 Road Rage? 21:17 Going Out Of Business 25:41 Pinball 32:02 Mahjong or Oil Painting 47:29 Big flying update Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What does Elizabeth’s flight attire say to her fellow fliers? What is *69? Are the Christian Influencers real or next-level performance artists? Elizabeth and Andy tackle these questions and more on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: IBOTTA Download the FREE Ibotta app to start earning cash back and use code NLR. DIPSEA Get a 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 03:01 Star 69 07:07 Call Waiting 07:49 Answering Machines 12:30 Flight Attire 22:01 Hudson News 25:34 Paper 33:22 Community Beautification 37:49 Christian Influencers   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth is transformed by a set of new nails, Andy might be emotionless, the algorithms is serving up giant owls and Christian influencers, plus 2 interspecies movies are dissected…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 03:32 Ladies Brunch 07:30 Elizabeth's Nails 14:24 Giant Owls 18:55 The Outrage Algorithm 30:10 Elvis 43:50 My Penguin Friend 56:14 Billy And Molly Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is Botox in Elizabeth’s future? Who is lingerie for? Do Cheerleader bases get respect? Why did an old lady punch Andy at the grocery store? All these Q’s and more are answered this week on Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:43 Will Elizabeth Get Botox 08:44 Cabin Influencer Dreams Dashed 15:32 Hey Lingerie 24:28 Cheerleader Talk 40:18 Senior Drivers 44:01 Andy Got Punched 46:45 Zing Wings 55:07 Deli Meat Revelation Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth is cellularly older than her sibling, mind over matter when it comes to health, a mysterious “artiste” plaguing the greater Pasadena area, the red flags you shouldn’t ignore in a future serial killer, and a sweet moment for their kids… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 03:08 Another Day Another Back Injury 12:36 Ovarian Cyst 16:47 Vasectomy Woes 20:52 The Pasadena Piss Bandit 51:50 Sibling Love   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth goes on a wolf retreat, Andy has a trash story from hell, the vampire bar clientele from the night Elizabeth and Andy linked up in New York, an unhealthy poo on the path, and when raising ones hand is about curiosity and not just needing to be that person... It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:30 Women's Wolf Retreat 06:20 Every Texture Of Woman 15:08 Back To The Vampire Night 32:02 An Astrology Insight 36:13 A Trash Nightmare 46:10 A Triggering Poop 48:24 Mike Rowe 51:14 Men's Retreat 54:18 Raising Your Hand Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Buzzing about 3 flame emojis, trying to befriend celebrities, Elizabeth killing Andy’s dreams, another Eckart Tolle revelation, and an unboxing segment where Elizabeth’s future is looking bright, as is Jacob Hanchers!  It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 01:44 A TikTok Gift 23:46 Our Boy Eckhart Tolle 32:01 Creativity and Being Present 38:28 Unboxing 1 43:03 A Cozmo Miracle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A mini golf ethical role play, speaking to your younger self as a guide for life, perimenopause symptoms, navigating moods of your partner, and spotting pants dribble as sport… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:06 Code Of Ethics 05:02 A Chance Mini Golf Run In 14:42 Talking To Your Younger Self 22:38 Tender Times 29:06 Mood Swings 33:49 Perimenopause 45:41 Lo Loestrin FE 50:49 D Obsessed 59:47 Locker Room Ordeal Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Adapting to life between jobs, a Christian conversation meeting conversion, One set of footprints, Andy’s future beach era dreams being dashed, searching for missing persons as a hobby, and a birthday present ring for Elizabeth… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningrigh ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:35 Work and SAHM balance 19:07 Midroll: Support Our Patreon 19:37 Elizabeth Learning French 21:25 How To Build Habits 24:32 Domino's Pizza Coma 30:24 Elizabeth Goes Full Christian 39:39 Bible Verse 45:32 Metal Detector Era Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Andy caring for Elizabeth through illness, A compliment that is giving Elizabeth life, A couple of real reddit head scratcher questions, A new hobby on the horizon, Andy’s love of Rocket League and what it’s meant for him and his friends… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:58 Baby Glow Up 03:36 An Ungodly Amount Of Water  07:33 Love A Bold Lip 08:47 Jaclyn Smith Lookalike 12:16 The Secret Lives Of Mormon Lives 15:24 Reddit 16:28 AIO 17:53 A Dark Pivot 30:32 OCD 32:57 The Biggest Scam 34:34 Born Evil 40:38 Bathroom Remodel 41:51 Wallpaper Pro 44:47 Rocket League Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Parental reactions being potentially scarring, truth or dare questions for the ages, biological facts about aging, whether the perception of yourself changes as you age, are older people sexually attracted to older people, and caring about what people think of you… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00:00 Intro 02:37:22 Sick Radar 06:15:15 Boogers On A Blanket 12:20:00 Truth Or Dare 16:16:14 Have You Ever Pooped In Your Pants 23:17:11 My Vision's Going And It's Going Quick 25:15:17 Aging Facts 42:42:02 15 Years Podcasting 44:10:01 Do We Fundamentally Change 03:03:23 Astrologers Don't Like Virgos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The history of Segway’s, who invented the Snuggie, learning how to deal with conflict, how important ethics are, a theory on religion and contraception, being too perverted to be a nun, delighting in a luxurious door-opening experience… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:51 Sit Down And Chat 04:45 Couple's Therapy Jokes 06:03 Let's Get Ethical 07:07 Segways and Snuggies 11:57 Conflict Resolution Practice 23:17 Pinky Party 30:41 Religion & Contraception 40:06 Elizabeth The Nun 42:15 The Simple Joys 47:06 Back Door Fixed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we chat about Human Nature through the Love Island lens, questions you need answered after you die, how one navigates a broken heart, the shocking difference between Cats and Dogs, Grocery store grumblings, the coming Water Wars, and a beanie baby divorce!. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 01:51 Bearsy Is A Good Bear 03:41 Love Island USA Season 6 12:25 Have You Ever Cheated 26:04 Body Counts 27:53 Cats vs Dogs 33:34 Questions In The Afterlife 42:53 The Water Wars Are Coming 43:47 Stuck In Space 48:28 Grocery Stories 55:09 Jealousy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Olympics inspiration, craft store disinformation, a new hobby era for Elizabeth, and a huge deep dive into the recent trad wife piece in The Times about a notable former ballerina…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro  02:29 That Summer Feeling 04:09 Waiting My Whole Life For This 09:12 Plumbers Are The Best 11:00 Olympics In Paris 16:08 MIDROLL 18:21 I could do that!  25:09 Michael and Joanne 30:33 Ballerina Farm Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bearsy pops by on a rollercoaster episode where Elizabeth and Andy chat about: the nostalgia of the olympics, women’s periods at the olympics, mental load disparity, heat causing crime, yard sale shrinkage and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 01:17 Bearsy Bear Returns 05:18 Plumbing Woes 17:49 Paris Olympics 2024 18:05 Olympic Menstruation 31:09 The Mental Load 41:33 Heat Makes People Murdery 43:32 Yard Sale Crimes   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A mid life crisis explained, anxiety versus gut instinct, do you love yourself, a FLOAT TRIP debate, robots serving positive purposes, and Andy’s LOVE for older women… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 01:40 Happiness Over Life 09:54 preroll: DIPSEA 11:07 Types Of Dog Allergies 15:03 Do You Love Yourself? 28:29 Simone Biles Documentary 37:19 Butt Rot 38:18 Float Trips 41:28 Cold Urticaria 46:09 Gut Insinct vs Intrusive Thoughts 50:43 Robot Support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is your life path predetermined, how to deal with the hard knocks, staying curious about the little things and finding joy, achieving a goal that feels underwhelming, std’s in senior communities, the hormonal roller coaster of middle age, leaving a party with a code word, and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:23 Peaks and Valleys 04:17 Is Life Pre Determined 12:46 Hormones and Emotions 14:07 Menopause Is A Destination 26:53 Tummy Trouble 28:53 A HOT Trip 31:08 Senior Homes 36:32 Female Condom 39:45 Zero Inbox 54:05 Protein For Vegetarians Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Carrying a conversation or being comfortable with silence, states visited, boredom in life, stress, dream vacations, justifying getting pampered... It’s all covered on this week’s podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 03:01 Too Hot! 06:37 West Virginia 10:00 Nice Jacket Mom 19:26 Social Interaction Awards 20:55 50 Nifty United States 28:01 Pink Lemonade 30:04 No Aliens 33:46 Stress 41:20 Wedding Dance 46:41 5 Star Travel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A deep dive on Man Spreading, giant off leash dogs roaming grocery stores, a new look at jealousy, Andy’s nose ring aspirations and much more…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:12 Man Spreading  14:24 Dog In Produce Section 19:45 The Waiting Place 23:03 Jealousy 28:32 Hey Jealousy 32:34 The Secret To The Secret 46:35 Weekend At Bernie's 49:05 Nose Ring Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Medical Professionals and survivor guilt, hilarious reviews of a beloved sugar free product, whether or not to fart on an airplane, Andy’s bathroom habits pointing to a problem, Elizabeth withholding the theme of a novel from Andy and what they would do with five days of free time…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:57 Bad Surgeons 15:05 Sugar Free Haribo Gummy Bears 19:36 Tummy Trouble Science 32:52 Streaks 34:09 Airplane Farts 37:09 On All Fours 42:56 Home Alone Plans 47:51 Recycling 49:01 Amazing Churches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The vibes are high this week! Elizabeth’s good mood is soaring and Andy had a satisfying traffic encounter.  Topics include: an insane question regarding F1 drivers, a pending class action lawsuit for Andy, and a dream about Ramona. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro  04:43 A New Age Equation  11:31 Elizabeth's Height  12:15 A Weird Thing To Say  16:58 Traffic Justice  21:12 Ramona Dream  23:09 Good Mood  32:18 Digital Dream Labs Scam  41:40 Too Many Scams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dealing with sadness in the best way, The Jinx proving people are insane and not just the murderers, Women behaving badly being more interesting, Elizabeth shrinking, One skill Elizabeth and Andy would love to have… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ CHAPTERS 00:00 Intro  03:35 We Go Dark  07:29 Elizabeth is Shrinking  11:27 Everyone Likes A Bad Boy  18:16 Dating and Instagram  29:40 No Really, She's Shrinking  36:18 Bad Girl  38:42 Nose Too Big  42:19 One New Skill  46:30 School Nurses Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

No competition between kids, is Elizabeth quietly signaling status, a Palm Springs reset, perspective on hardship, ethical dilemmas at people’s work, running to the bathroom mid teeth cleaning, and helmet up those kiddos! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro  04:48 Is She A Republican?  12:08 Elizabeth Is Signaling Status  19:55 Serving C  23:08 Palm Springs  27:02 DJ Battle Dance Party  30:26 D. Data   33:30 Dentist  47:01 Cast Envy  52:09 Wear A Helmet! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth corrects her errors from last episode, an emotional identity crisis, a wild party entrance, the emotional drain of being social, all cults are the same, Andy’s not real, and an inspiring quote text unanswered… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:07 Haircut Time 03:13 Corrections 08:50 Manipulation Tears 22:23 Security At The Door 33:58 Spider 36:01 Dancing For The Devil 46:41 Perception Of The Arts 57:02 Talking To Herself     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we dive into a Reddit post that  moved Elizabeth, Andy living his dreams out through the kids, Smoker’s face, the return of SKA music,  medical advancements in women’s health, future AI scenarios and more. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 01:13 Grandma In Charge 03:00 Dad Vibing 04:33 SKA! 10:49 Multitasking Smoker 18:35 PSAs 27:17 Tenaculum Out? 34:28 EPI Pen Nightmare 45:25 Tears For Charles 53:21 The Reluctant Traveler   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Seeing friends out in the wild, a rideshare conundrum, what disgusting parts of the animal kingdom are lurking in your food, top exercises for improving your sex life, is monogamy the default setting, and the French … It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ CHAPTERS 00:00 Intro 00:50 The Tennis Client 09:15 This Is My Town 11:09 Uber and Lyft ratings 17:25 Beaver Butt Ice Cream 26:23 Red Bug Dye 35:02 NYT Best Exercises For Sex 48:40 Monogamy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The coolest kid’s cool song request, poking holes in the tale of Noah’s Ark, Preppers and their bunkers - who’s laughing now? Diving into the crazy water with Andy and his space craft, Elizabeth’s fear of flying book, and the new song of the summer: FrOsTbiTe by DOT DOT… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Stream FrOstBiTe by DOT DOT DOT https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/dotdotdot2/frostbite Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 01:52 pre roll: Song Finch 02:18 FrOstBiTe by Dot Dot Dot 09:05 The Coolest Music 12:13 Noah's Ark 22:45 Preppers and Y2k 39:50 Soar fear of flying 46:59 Loading The Dishwasher Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR we discuss: Tennis romance, pronoun awareness, Andy’s human existence technology theory, the need for bilingualism, what aliens might think of motels, car sex, who are all these richies, and LA kids perspectives. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:13 Get'n It 04:20 An Indecent Tableau 16:57 ADHD Justice Sensitivity 17:38 Juice Box Intuition 24:55 We Are Refrigerators 33:11 Bilingual Aliens 40:31 Motels 45:28 Back To The Affair 49:50 LA 20 Something Richies Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR we discuss: Baked goods to person ratio, sugar issues, a confounding advertisement, social stereotypes, seeking social justice in a parking lot, camp registration ethics, and listen to the song of the summer! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 04:01 3 People, 5 Brownies 20:01 The Ritual 38:45 Etiquette Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we dive into: our relationship with the CEO of food (hi Pam!), a confounding documentary, Child Marriage in the United States, Dopamine differences in parent’s genders, Kids changing the rules, Judging our new favorite show, Elizabeth’s hand veins, and a lingerie power imbalance in marriage… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 01:26 What Are Oxford Commas? 03:59 Tip Your Server 06:51 Where Is Tobey Maguire? 07:49 Adult Cookies 13:37 Fifth Disease 14:10 Do People Still Do Lamaze? 21:00 How Is Child Marriage Still Legal? 27:01 Parenting and Dopamine 38:40 International Travel Shows 45:18 Paper Thin Hands 48:03 A Lingerie Imbalance Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Nobodies delivered tremendous TV recommendations and now we are astonished by Ricky Martin’s physique, horrified by The Subway Guy, pondering reincarnation, and adoring Robert Herjavec. We also chat about a no tipping policy, mirror images of yourself and much more… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 01:02 Ricky Martin Palm Royale 1 1:39 Subway Guy Documentary 18:59 Surviving Death Documentary 20:05 Do Women Have Prostates? 20:54 Reincarnation 32:04 Crushing on Robert Herjavec 41:59 No Tip Necessary 49:43 Birthday Menu Time Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week’s episode is full of prayers, heavenly hailstorms, nosey dogs, naughty cars, Fig Newtons, and much more… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:21 Prayer Etiquette 05:59 preroll: BEIS 06:26 A trip to the ER 17:44 Tsk Tsk Tesla 18:41 Nose in the Baguette 21:28 midroll: Beis 23:40 Fig Newtons 28:54 Volvo Lift Gate Drama 35:54 Sometimes You have to be a Squeaky Wheel 38:15 A Heavenly Hailstorm? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A late night flee from a snow storm, how stress can carry over, what low pressure job Andy would want, a suburban mom fantasy, Elizabeth’s new attitude towards rejection, how to correctly pronounce food brands that we usually get wrong, love for growing things and a Sophie’s choice between a Duolingo streak and bonsai trees… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:50 Is It Birthday Anxiety? 05:47 The Storm 16:45 Dealing With Disappointment 24:00 Post Rehab Job 33:17 Magic Carpet Ride 39:38 We need TV recommendations 41:29 Hard To Pronounce Food Brands 46:28 Studio Plant 48:37 Bonsai Tree 50:55 Duolingo Vs Bonsai Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One real life changing skill being nachos, soy boys versus lil B’s, superstitions going haywire, how stress affects sex, body positivity, and an awkward intersection interaction… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 11:27 What is a soy boy? 19:52 Stress and Sex 35:01 Lost Ladybug 43:46 Easter Magic 53:45 School Traffic Drama Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Four Agreements, Rogue Post-It Notes, Love On The Spectrum, First I Love You’s, Chex Mix and Easter baskets… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00  Intro 04:43  Elizabeth's Voice Over Career 10:42  The Four Agreements 16:34  Let Them 32:12  Wild Animal Pens 40:40  Love On The Spectrum 46:08  First I Love You 47:43  Chex Mix Bitch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Be careful with private browsers! This week we chat about: A lost persons case red herring, puritanical upbringing, we all have the same parts, Animal Penises, Norton Simon coincidence, healthy relationships with creativity, and a phrase Elizabeth adopted that Andy can’t tolerate… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 04:41 Do People Change? 09:03 Come As You Are Book 13:20 Gonads, Ovaries and Testes 15:27 Animal Privates 38:53 Norton Simon 41:11 creativity 50:21 Good News 51:34 Rolling Calls Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The fire is roaring in this week’s episode, where we chat: the importance of grip strength, a trip to the museum, gaming the system, getting into heaven, hormones, WcDonalds, and much more! It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 03:33 It's All About Grip Strength 08:00 GIF and Emoji skills 10:57 Fluffers 16:34 Gaming The System 21:54 Let Into Heaven 23:37 Prolapse Update 31:30 WcDonalds 37:47 Back To Heaven 39:47 Hormones and Personality 45:01 Norton Simon Museum 54:09 Elizabeth Check-in   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Biscuit debacle causes tension in the house, Granola Bars disappear, Elizabeth tries face yoga, astrologers don’t like Virgos, Country ham is missing from Cracker Barrel, Best Side of Face, Panic attacks, Brain on Fire, and more... it's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 00:00 Intro 02:01 Patreon V-Day Cards 05:14 How Are You Doing? 06:24 A Biscuit Debacle 13:09 Giving Blood Panic Attack 18:47 Face Yoga 25:23 Virgo Prejudice 28:43 Chewy Granola Bar Recall 32:33 Cracker Barrel Country Ham 36:25 Best Side Of Your Face 40:27 Panic Attacks 43:52 Insomnia 46:25 Morning Routine 51:21 Near Death Experiences Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Supermarket corner, Hollywood dreams, how Andy would share the Vegas wealth, puberty questions, dealing with rejection and going with the flow…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:27 Tejas Tour 03:08 Grocery Store Corner 21:41 Teslas and Pickup Trucks 24:52 Puberty 27:33 Chip Clips 32:03 Mop Socks 36:19 Hot Coffee 39:12 Shocking Statistic 42:07 What would you do? 49:15 Work Life Update   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Valentine’s Day! Foster puppies, ski school nightmares, a parenting win for Andy, American Nightmare and bumping into your therapist in the wild...it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 02:34 Puppies & Babies 06:14 Puppy Drama 23:33 Ski Lesson Nightmare 38:02 Finding A Lost Kid Tip 40:20 Super Bowl Tears 41:18 American Nightmare Documentary 01:02:53 Happy Valentine's Day Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy 16th Anniversary! Elizabeth’s emotional roller coaster through pitching, Andy’s meatless Mexican journey, Elizabeth’s KFC affair, eating expired rations, dreaming together, and how E and A hope it all ends up… it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ EPISODE CHAPTERS 00:00 Intro 03:36 Watch American Nightmare 05:35 Anniversary Cards 07:55 Pitchn-n-Bitchn 22:38 Vegetarian Fast Food Woes 31:55 Imposter KFC D 34:39 Happy Anniversary 36:04 How To With John Wilson 39:47 Skeevy Food 41:25 KFC Bathroom 44:09 A Good Run 49:30 Creatures Are The Best     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Ann Taylor of France, skirt suits, Elizabeth’s first Hollywood job, would you rather have a kid raver or a kid of Christ, Andy’s big head, describing to an FBI sketch artist, creepy confessionals, and Jesus take the wheel.…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 03:24 Sezane vs Anne Taylor 07:24 Was Ann Taylor Real? 10:35 Hangin With Leo 15:21 Big Head 28:32 Trenchcoat 32:01 Raves vs Church Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

100th episode, Elizabeth saved a life, tossed out her oxy, will she not be there to pluck Andy’s crazy ear hair, a real deep dive into leap years, getting their cat Ramona hooked on the good stuff, and why/when Andy changed his name!…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 01:46 Rattled 18:11 Dopesick 24:48 Ear Hair Drama 30:51 Leap Year Quandary 38:04 It's Episode 100 39:15 Cat Addict Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth finds cans of Fire Bye Bye, somebody gets caught cheating, sports cultures are examined, and 90s music is celebrated…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:25 Fire Bye Bye 07:21 Prepping For Greatness 11:21 3.1 GPA Family 14:53 Cheaters 27:09 Sports Cultures 29:16 Breast Feeding Zone Out 34:57 UCSB Coincidence 42:23 Sports Culture Pt. 2 43:29 Smokin On The Job 45:38 DMB 4EVA 48:48 New Year Adjustments Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The clear night stars, a sticker sign from beyond, Eckhart Tolle getting dragged into it, the Shark Tank family, generic petroleum jelly, waste management, and a brewing midlife crisis… it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:32 Ojai Valley Inn Love 03:12 2024 Begins 04:10 It's All In The Stars 11:01 A Seabee Sign 16:37 Vaseline Is Supreme 25:38 Shark Tank Families 40:47 Kid's Therapy in 30 Years 41:46 Wonka 47:07 Near Death Experiences 51:14 So Much Waste Management Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

End of year anxiety, things being too good, fearing the worst, running into an ex, you could’ve had a different mommy, and what is womb… it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 01:42 It's 2024 09:52 Metabolism 15:23 The Worry 19:30 The Other Shoe Dropping 39:32 Bumping Into An Ex 53:36 Womb & Uterus Education 01:05:29 New Year's Resolutions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth’s neediness at dinner time, trying new meals, a new morning sickness cure, Where’s Waldo, dream Christmas gifts, and finally, a huge THANK YOU to everyone of you who listened, commented, shared and supported us! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:00 Great Feet! Great Hands? 12:56 She's A Needy Cook 23:25 Soup's On 25:24 A Challenge 27:01 Morning Sickness Update 32:04 Where's Waldo 38:20 Dream Christmas Gifts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feeling low in illness, Andy’s poor bathroom choice, losing ones taste, disordered eating getting triggered, the jaw-hips connection, swearing since starting a podcast, and first time getting drunk tales…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 05:46 We Have Covid 09:40 Alie Ward - Ologies 14:09 Cricket Abuse 20:00 Loss Of Taste 24:04 Now Would Be The Time 25:27 Jaw Hip Connection 31:42 The Lows When You're Sick 35:41 Mom's Swearing Since The Pod 40:03 No Beer Bong For Andy 41:33 First Time Drunk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth goes to the ER in the middle of the night and has some epiphanies, selective confidence, early morning instagram humiliations, titty twisters, bygone pranks, and mutual confessionals… its all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:02 Name That Bear 04:24 Selective Confidence 12:01 Instagram Phone Calls 17:37 Emergency Room Epiphanies 40:40 Do We Taste Good To Animals 46:14 Titty Twisters 49:18 Salad Spinner 50:41 Cat Poop Update 53:28 Irish Trash Can Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Seatbelt Tiddy Bears and other uses for them, an impending car ride Cat-astrophe, releasing anal glands, the Bearsy harassment needs to stop, the first people to discover fire, bad words aren’t really bad, how social norms might change, and what we can all learn from Sister Wives… it's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:12 Tiddy Bear 16:20 Cat-astrophe 31:43 Ruby's Dog Ashes 35:08 Bearsy Bear 44:52 Fire Is So F-ing Amazing 47:14 Augmented Reality 57:23 Bad Words Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Accents, Malts as a science incentive, high school scandals, having been groomed, The cult of Mother God, questioning beliefs, fake news, Momfluencers, thankful for our listeners, and cross contamination for vegetarians... it's all covered on this weeks Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 01:52 Tipsy  Accents 03:35 Science Class Malts 05:05 Teachers 24:21 Qanon Therapist 33:59 Online Literacy 35:54 Momfluencer 39:46 Love Has Won 46:35 A Ripple On Ocean 49:40 Manscaping 55:17 Boxer Briefs 58:27 Thanksgiving Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Soulmates, Twin Flames documentaries, cults and how not to join ‘em, a mall dog justice showdown, setting boundaries, parenting big feelings and how the fart corner devolved into mayhem... it's all covered on this weeks Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:45 That Tracks 03:57 Twin Flames Universe Documentary 17:57 Why Are You Smiling? 31:49 Mall Poop 42:50 Setting Boundaries 45:15 Being Defensive 49:00 The Toot Corner 53:56 The Fart Heard Around The World Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A notable interaction at checkout, the enthusiasm for projects waning, Andy’s car lease corner, Cosmo robot update, seeing Andy’s ex on tv, identifying with a stature that’s not accurate, and loving being completely average… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 06:39 Shop Your Closet 07:39 Ketchup Doc Update 08:59 Roland TR-6S 15:24 Checkout Line Dilemma 24:48 Citizen App 29:06 Social Media Comments 39:48 Cozmo Robot Update 44:24 Baccarat Rouge 540 update 46:34 Family Feud 50:19 Short Kings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Love for OG and newbie listeners, witnessing the perfect crime, Elizabeth’s a dirty thief, Andy’s spinach artichoke dip journey, a meaningful wedding, gratitude abounds, sitting to pee, standing to wipe, and inspiration from adaptive skateboarders… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 03:10 The Perfect Crime 07:37 Donut Confidence 17:36 Sexy Shoplifting Rules 21:55 Spinach Artichoke Dip 34:34 A Magical Wedding 44:10 Ketubah Signing 49:02 Sitzpinkler 52:11 Stand Up Wipers 56:38 Adaptive Skateboarding Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Generic brand snobbery, picking noses, orthodontia, careers with high rates of mental illness, how to put on a bra, female crash test dummies, and the new show obsession for Andy and Elizabeth - Naked Attraction… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:18 Unconventional Oven Temps 02:16 Nose Pick'n 07:40 Quirks 08:22 Generic vs. Brand Name 16:01 Orthodontics 34:36 A Pencil Mystery 39:41 Bra Update 42:20 Female Crash Test Dummies 47:42 Naked Attraction Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dealing with rejection, the balance of support in a marriage, a Five Guys love affair, Andy’s old caffeine journal, obsession with body ailments, it’s not all in your head, Elizabeth’s extremely delicious and extremely long nacho recipe. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:45 New Merch 05:30 Are Uniforms The Way?  11:56 Sister Sizes 15:49 The Bug Catcher  18:17 A Tough Week  26:16 Going Back In Time  35:38 A Private Journal Entry  53:29 The Best Nachos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Big Bra news, How one towels off, Andy’s roommate hijinks in New York, whether or not Elizabeth and Andy are garbage eaters, Why won’t Elizabeth at least try a food Andy knows she will like, and a cricket! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro  00:19 An Alien Message  02:40 Elizabeth The Gullible Skeptic  09:14 Memories  15:38 A Bra Size Revelation  28:15 Million Dollar Bra Idea  33:16 Toweling Off  36:11 Roommate Hijinks 40:05 Animalitos!  41:11 Making That Bath Mat Work  43:17 Food Woes  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A big cemetery landscaping update, the importance of learning a trade, the pickle man, YouTube saviorism, the double edged sword of tipping, and some important questions courtesy of the best Starbucks in Los Angeles… we cover all of this and more on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro  02:42 Andy Called The Cemetery  16:48 The Pickle Business  30:04 Bartending School  34:20 Products Come, Products Go  38:21 Time Marches On  42:40 Apple Weather Rage  44:56 Elizabeth's Essence   49:40 Youtube Saviorism  1:01:23 Tipping  1:07:46 The Best Starbucks Ever  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Safe Sex, Goth kids, Andy’s high school nickname, Elizabeth’s acceptance of Aliens, the dual sides of technology, the WGA strike coming to an end, how to set your kids up for success in alcohol and drug use… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro  04:04 Safe Sex Conversations  05:55 Thinking About Condoms  07:33 Chlamydia Corrections?  08:58 Sex & Cigarette Smokers  23:29 Alien Encounters  40:14 Writers Strike Is Over!  43:54 More Safe Sex Talk  53:50 Don't Do Drugs  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is Tennis a menace?  This week’s EP kicks off with an alarming health/tennis revelation followed by: aliens and nordic blondes, climate change solutions, expensive groceries, place settings for pimples, healthy modeling communication for kids, Michelin star origins, and micro cars as a drinking loophole. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro  04:04 MRIs Are Scary  11:06 Tennis The Menace  15:48 The Grenade Story  22:10 Nordic Blonde Aliens  26:49 God's Flying Saucer  30:00 Elizabeth Is A Hero  36:56 Playful Conflict Resolution  47:23 We Take Pills The Same Way  49:02 Detergent Is Locked Up  52:57 Singapore Car Tax  54:35 Michelin Star Origins  56:43 French Micro Cars  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Old timey smells, a new tennis era, why Elizabeth can’t join a council, codependent relationships, chaos with passion, how not to get sucked into a cult and more… this week on Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro  00:57 People Know Lewis and Clark  06:28 Prison Love  08:13 Dirty Bits  09:35 Super Gonorrhea  11:32 Vaginas and Petticoats  15:27 A Mechanical Pencil Gesture  18:10 Tennis!  22:21 Caffeine Headache  25:14 Neighborhood Council  31:07 Thick Skin  35:23 Are We Codependent?  46:18 Death Nail or Knell  1:01:33 Everybody Likes A Scavenger Hunt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A trip to St. Louis, deep thoughts about existentialism and cemetery landscaping, a claustrophobic trip up The Arch, conflicted feelings about history, getting stoned at a wedding and more… this week on Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro  02:19 We Are All Nobodies  04:07 Entrepreneurs vs Visionaries  13:49 The Power In Saying No  15:29 Bellefontaine Cemetery in St. Louis  18:51 Legacy Seems So Silly  20:45 Serious Cemetery Questions 27:55 Lewis & Clark 29:32 The St. Louis Arch  30:52 Lewis & Clark Lovers?  40:02 St. Louis Arch Part 2  47:25 Wedding Time!  48:48 Wedding Pool Jumper Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sanitation update, what Andy’s vivid dream meant, which reddit thread made Elizabeth cry, Andy’s life dream should Elizabeth perish, backseat driving, the mormon influencer Andy gets Elizabeth to be on board with, and what’s the deal with grey hair down there… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro  03:16 Livestream September 9th  07:05 How To Become a Life Coach  09:35 The Perfect Poop Plate Update  12:28 What Does Andy's Dream Mean?  17:18 Ooh This Is Interesting!  20:35 Cue The Tears  25:15 Widower Mudd'n  30:47 Backseat Driving  36:12 Mormon Influencers  51:01 Grey Hairs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Existential career crisis, is blue balls a myth, the world’s grossest trash can experience, why don’t we see a lot of dead squirrels, ways to dispose of a body, and much more on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro  03:25 Writers Strike Update  07:19 Throwing Ropes 11:17 Hanging The Christmas Garland  18:29 Squeamish Surgery 25:44 Extreme Jigsaw Puzzling 27:27 Post Blue Balls Burrito 29:34 Let's Talk About Maggots 39:05 Body Disposal 43:58 Where Are The Dead Squirrels? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A new Crossword puzzle passion and beef, Elizabeth’s leftovers catastrophe, a wedding dance floor moment that gave Elizabeth goosebumps, adjusting Andy's ADHD medication and how his ADHD diagnosis has changed their lives - All that and more on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro  05:43 Hurricane Hilary  07:04 Crush'n on Stephanie  10:21 Time To Beef  13:48 A Vuori Thanks Would Be Nice  16:22 How To Ruin Leftovers  17:28 Blue Balls Line In The Sand  24:41 Disaster Energy In The Air  29:49 Crossword Puzzle Rules  39:49 British Wedding Magic  44:58 ADHD Struggles   53:54 Caffeine Addiction Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Deli platter debacles, a BIG VIP moment for Elizabeth, UFOs, Ketchup questions and more on this week's episode of Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro  00:41 Why Do Doctors Flush Dog Poop  05:42 Family Meals Are Tough  07:46 Deli Platters  22:23 Hollywood Networking  25:27 Bagger Blindness  29:31 Body Image Podcasts  30:28 Congress UFO Hearings  34:37 Alien Biologics  36:05 Does Trump Know About The UFOs 48:25 Good Signs vs Bad Signs  56:45 Who Likes Hunts Ketchup?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth takes a French Class, a marital fight resolved, an attempt to debunk intermittent fasting, and seeking a peaceful body image - all on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro  02:55 Elizabeth Goes To French Class  07:54 The Workbook Felt Incredible   20:56 Elizabeth Tells A Joke At French Class  26:50 I Just Thought This Would Fun  28:36 Body Image Struggles   29:31 Intermittent Fasting  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Andy has a new dream job at a supermarket, public surveillance, Elizabeth’s seasonal cocktail plan, Men peeing off decks, the ethics of billionaire-ism, financial disparity in St. Louis and more on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro  02:05 What Happened To TWA Airlines?  07:24 Unethical Billionaires   11:01 Covid Hit The House  14:44 Aperol Spritz Summer  23:51 Andy's Dream Job  37:41 Peeing Off The Deck  46:51 Is It OK To Kiss Your Ex On The Cheek?  50:12 Sex With Your Ex  54:19 Wealth Conundrums  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth's college roommate's secret term paper about her athletic deficiencies, Andy's belly button sensitivity, last night's Paramore concert, and Andy attempts to put Elizabeth's fear of flying at ease before her cross country flight and FAILS BIGTIME. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro  00:45 Runners Envy 01:23 A Secret Term Paper About Elizabeth 17:27 Andy's Belly Button Situation 25:56 The Paramore Concert Ruled! 35:46 Is Kindness Cool Now? 40:38 Scared Of Flying Part 56 46:47 Airlines Ranked Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chik Fil-A, naps, electric toothbrushes, medium well steak, and a beautiful Cinnabon reconciliation are discussed in-depth by married couple Elizabeth and Andy.  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:34 Is Chick-fil-A going to hell? 07:58 Elizabeth is pro Sabbath 17:42 Donut Men vs Donut Women 20:59 Gen X'rs and Millennials 26:05 Kids Chore Advice / Swiffer Butt 30:36 Suri Toothbrush Review 41:41 How do you like your steak? 49:17 A Cinnabon Reconciliation Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Shameful childhood moments, a linguistic dilemma, the Mandela effect, and first jobs. It’s a miracle Andy manages to turn Elizabeth's grumpy grimace into a smile.  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:21 Is Anybody Listening? 06:29 Cold Urticaria 10:17 Dilemma vs. Dilemna 17:25 A Shameful Memory 34:18 Survivor 39:25 The Sweetest Thing Ever 43:56 How To Fold A Paper Towel 49:44 One Last Dumb Thing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss a bathroom-based ethical dilemma, how your behavior can make its mark unbeknownst to you, and then Elizabeth shares an incredible story involving this very podcast!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:16 Is Anybody Listening? 02:15 An Ethical Bathroom Dilemma 12:56 Hand Under Shorts Incident 30:35 Smelling Gross Things 36:29 A Magical Moment Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss their experience with a bird cam, a docu-series that has really left them reeling, a different show that has a tres bon place in their hearts, and whether or not Andy is actually a real person or a figment of Elizabeth's disturbed imagination!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:16 Is Anybody Listening? 02:28 Hummingbird Update 08:02 Bird On Bird Violence 15:36 The Curious Case Of Natalia Grace 24:29 Viral Video Update 29:02 Hallelujah 32:21 L'Agence - The French Agency 43:09 Is Andy Real? 57:25 Rage and Rip 01:02:19 Baccarat Rouge 540 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss his VIP status at a favorite restaurant, the new little friend in their lives that is bringing so much joy, whether "nice gestures" count if there are notable perks received, and lastly an update on Elizabeth's favorite perfume! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 05:09 VIP Restaurant Status 20:02 Brownie The Hummingbird 30:53 Is Andy The A-Hole? 48:21 Perfume Update Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss how religious dogma shaped her teenage experiences, do a confessional role play, and talk about their viral cast iron skillet cleaning video plus what restaurant experiences recently delighted Andy! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:18 Is Anybody Listening? 04:43 Boyfriends 12:24 Do You Really Go To Hell? 14:11 Is This How Confession Works? 30:22 We Went Viral 54:56 Joyful Waitstaff! 58:11 I Don't Know What To Do With My Eyes 01:03:42 A Woman Who Doesn't Feel Pain Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her life in PT and without coffee, Andy's recent experience almost getting scammed, Otis's birth from his perspective, the emotional journey that is Ikea! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:30 Is Anybody Listening? 01:23 Quitin' Coffee Ain't Fun 04:42 Pelvic Floor Therapy Update 24:14 Labor Stories 32:01 How To Handle A Scammer 37:55 Elizabeth's Not Built For Ikea 50:11 Peanuts In The Shell Out Of The Shell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Andy updates Elizabeth on the infamous car note, as well as a dip into health corner before discussing Andy's sex circadian rhythm and Elizabeth's new journey to becoming a crotchety old gal!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:50 It's RAY-O's! 03:57 Maison Francis Kurkdjian Baccarat 540 update 13:04 The Car Note... an update! 17:47 Elizabeth's Health Corner 29:33 Andy's Handy's 32:59 Andy's Cycle 38:06 Andy's Health Corner 47:43 Cast Iron Care 49:32 A Crotchety Old Gal Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss finding the right scent, the status of a former flame, what recipe of Elizabeth's is causing tension at home and why two nightmares have rattled Andy! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:16 Is Anybody Listening? 03:11 Cast Iron Skillet Talk 14:00 She smelled so good! 28:17 Don't Come Around Here Anymore 39:16 Lemon Bar Spirit 47:16 Bad Dreams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent devious behavior, why she thinks wedding dances are tough, what they want to be called as grandparents and warning: they instate a temporary lift on the poop ban! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:31 Is Anybody Listening? 04:27 We Swore We Wouldn't Watch It 09:30 Wedding Dance? No Thanks! 10:46 A Confession 31:13 Seriously Wedding Dances Are 50:32 Bathroom Race To The Sink 51:26 The Poop Ban Is Lifted Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss a wild new physical twist, an also wild section for kids in a Paris family travel book, and a demoralizing moment in Elizabeth's life that might be for good reason afterall!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:40 Is Anybody Listening? 03:09 Tetris Affair 10:44 Health Corner 28:36 Family Guide To Paris 44:49 What is the point? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy, on their NEW PLAID COUCH!! discuss their favorite Florida memories as well as why Andy is water - averse, whether kids today have too much agency in life choices and what incident on the mountain has made Elizabeth a conflict sniper!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:23 The Plaid Couch 08:23 Diamond Joe Ghost 24:58 Florida Time 39:30 Water Trauma 50:14 Anxiety At The Meat Counter 55:02 Sucker Punch Mountain Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss what the brilliant minds at Nasa are certainly already looking into, what beautiful vehicle recently caught Elizabeth's eye, what heirloom Andy has been right about all along and what dessert Elizabeth hasn't had! Apologies to all Viktors!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 03:16 Tampon Quiz 04:21 Space Sex 06:21 Sally Ride 19:52 Car Lease Tips 22:27 A Nice Caddy! 27:51 The Sterling 825 31:30 Anticipatory Joy 41:48 Heirlooms 47:11 Affogato Avocado Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss what got Elizabeth's blood boiling at school drop off, what business Andy is convinced Elizabeth should start to get her on shark tank, and what the pink tax is all about?  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:16 Is Anybody Listening? 04:09 My Blood Is Boiling 28:24 Parking Lot Duolingo 32:53 Birthday At The Mall 40:45 And then we went to Costco 53:47 Nobody's Listening Right Pads 59:38 She Will Have The Tortilla Soup 01:02:32 How Do Cramps Work? 01:05:07 Shark Tank 01:12:23 Crazy New York Apartments Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week of Andy Rosen's birth, he and Elizabeth discuss his favorite topic - farts, as well as a new tracking app he's thinking about getting, whether or not bacteria have souls, and how Elizabeth is trying to re-route her thoughts about flying! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 01:59 Coast To Coast Cinnamon Toast 05:21 They Did It On New Years, Not Christmas 07:41 Hard Things 08:26 Okay Periods 11:15 Mittelschmerz 18:53 Party Down Season 3 20:45 Some Fart Facts 28:00 Whole Brain Living 32:12 Do Plants Have Feelings? 35:12 We Are Feelings Creatures That Think 55:47 Happy Birthday Andy!   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss Elizabeth's recent lesson in trusting the process, how unnerving AI can be, why Elizabeth's birthday discovery made her feel connected to her parents in a weird way, a major saltines update, and which comfort foods Andy turns to when sick! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 04:53 It's A Small World 06:42 Trust The Process 19:06 Ofelia K Chaos Cave 20:56 So Why Am I An 30:31 AI Is Scary 39:43 The Most Common Birthday In The World 53:53 Burnt Saltines 55:46 Cinnamon Toast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss a car-note update, birthday party etiquette, weird music industry parties and why nepotism recently bummed Elizabeth out, maybe for no reason!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:29 A Perfect Mix Between Mark and Jay 06:29 Keeping it Professional 12:27 Tetris Update 13:11 Note On The Car Update 25:10 A Stressful Piñata 37:47 The Music Industry 49:11 Can We Circle Back To Tetris 53:32 Snoop Dogg's Cousin Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth's eatin' it as she and Andy discuss their pronunciation debate, why girls aren't concerned about bumming around in their bathing suits and the OG argument that got them into couple's therapy! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 09:21 Wannabe Party Crashers 19:22 Bad Butt Day 38:39 The Biggest Fight We Ever Had Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy get real in today's episode about a tricky relationship dynamic, Andy gives an update on his childhood memory/mystery and then they discuss their banishment during a recent anniversary trip! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 01:19 Steakhouse Syndrome 24:42 Memory Land 26:22 The House Across The Street 36:15 Ojai Trip 42:18 The Difference Between Us 52:32 Dessert Squid Game 55:21 A Sign Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent obsession/addiction, plus a discussion about fears of flying, and the very strange request Elizabeth made at a party! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 01:54 House Update 04:00 Let's Talk About Addiction 27:44 Health Corner 28:29 Plane Crash Corner 43:25 I Wish You Did My Hair More 49:28 Wrap Up   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss their relationship to drunken nights by the toilet, Andy has an update about his childhood mystery and then they discuss how to gauge whether or not that voice telling you something is dangerous is a legit gut feeling or just your fear brain kicking in! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 01:46 Patreon Update 02:31 The Pukes 04:58 Wisdom Teeth Nightmare 11:21 I Got A Schatzki's Ring 14:23 Jansporting 17:41 Intuition 20:31 The Volcano: Rescue From Whakaari 26:01 A Wild Flight To Georgia 28:58 Whole Brain Living 31:27 More Volcano / Flight fear 35:27 House Across The Street update 43:49 Saying No 53:48 Sour Cream Vs Ranch 57:18 Krunchers Potato Chips Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy reuinte after some time apart to discuss what the appropriate time to microwave broccoli is, a childhood mystery, how not to approach dog poop, and Andy's new skyscraper endeavors!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:41 Review Ick 02:38 Traveling 04:08 O Magazine Is back? 10:27 Broccoli 14:05 Dog Poop On A Plate 20:10 The House Across The Street 36:05 Religion 43:14 Church Sky Scraper 53:45 Wrap up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the wild tales of George Santos, what it means to fake it til you make it  and what went down during an intense family round of Mario Kart! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:14 Is Anybody Listening? 04:55 George Santos 17:21 Liar Liar 25:08 Anna & Bernie 32:11 Mario Kart 8 39:26 Good Night Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss  Eckhart Tolle’s impressive crowd work, how a potential alien invasion might go down and what made them each uncomfortable at a party! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:38 Taking Down Eckhart Tolle 03:10 Heart Hands 05:47 Middle Aged Love Island 21:52 Gunther's Millions 30:07 Alien Update 35:40 BBQ Charm Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss a months in the making plumber update from Elizabeth's "morning's morning", how Elizabeth resigned herself to a terrible fate, and why they are or are not going to be joining Raya!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss running into therapists in the wild, their very fun dinner out with an annointed saint, what makes them happy, and why Elizabeth brought fur puppy into the Love Island convo! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss some hard hitting questions such as how they would rank drug stores, how they'd rank fast food, and why Andy got into a bit of a pickle explaining hard drugs to his young child! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss his recent experience at a retail conglomorate that left him feeling both guilty and satisfied, plus an update on the car note, health corner and how Pokemon has taken over their lives! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy New Year! Elizabeth and Andy discuss removing ego from creativity, an update to note-gate 2022, and what weird accusations a half-asleep Elizabeth launched at Andy the other night! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Andy and Elizabeth round out this holiday season with the tale of a note left on a windshield, a neighborhood mystery, a health update, and a non-apology reenactment. Enjoy! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss their hangover holiday party tour, why her face is looking a bit different, and how the wonderful somebodies/nobodies out there are changing their health for the better! Happy Holidays! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the madness of youtubers, how Bearsy might change the world and a health update for Elizabeth! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth attempts to explain string theory to Andy before he explains why Blink-182 was right about aliens all along. They then discuss each other's texting habits and why beans have changed the game in their home! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Post Thanksgiving, Elizabeth and Andy discuss how their holiday went, how they're introducing the important lessons of addiction to their kids, and what man-made thing would wow extra-terrestrials!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy reveal her most embarrassing darket secret thoughts that NO ONE should know about as well as a momfluencer update, a list of things to be grateful for and why on earth it took Andy so long to say I Love You for the first time!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss an update on last week's porn thoughts, an oversized and undersized reaction regarding burnt milk and an instagram account that has Elizabeth feeling big feels! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the double edged sword of being able to track each other, their complicated thoughts on porn-viewing and how nice it is to meet someone who is truly living their best life!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss St. Monica's theory about Elizabeth's pool table incident, why Elizabeth's fear of flying is becoming a problem and what made them leave a concert Andy said is one of the top three of his life!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy almost Halloween! Elizabeth and Andy discuss worst nightmares, pool ball trauma, and some spooky stuff for Hallow's Eve! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss health updates, time travel, hobbies, and the glory that is Fall!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss their waffling feelings, a wild tik tok reveal about a relationship and how Elizabeth's walk was changed by a stray dog! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy give a plaid couch update before going on quite a ride regarding religion - from compassion and perspective to let's burn it all down!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss his new nose situation, how compulsive liars can live with themselves, and the division of labor in their family! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent body ailments, the mystery of the death of The Beast, and what experience at the dog groomer left Andy scratching his head! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss a recent event at The Hollywood Bowl, they reminisce about the good old days at UCB New York and contemplate aura jealousy!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent text snafu, his social etiquette sensitivities and an upsetting story from the lake! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the newly acquired article of clothing that has shaped her life experience, as well as how sexy their cat is, and what sort of future tech is going to change the world! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss liars in their pasts, and Andy's upsetting sleep walking habit - along with a colorful role play!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss his recent dentist adventures, the start of the schoolyear, and what makes Andy super enthusiastic!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss why Elizabeth's grade school crush wasn't reciprocated, what "flirting" really means, and why Andy's take on Elizabeth's birth control snafu really shook her!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss what went down on her recent hike that blew their minds, a nearly fatal error she nearly made several decades ago, and which spiritual advisor might be making the rounds in Elizabeth's fantasies!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss complicated working from home situations, what they’d splurge on if they were ballin’, and why Elizabeth’s dance dreams might not be completely in the rearview mirror! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Andy starts this episode off by regaling Elizabeth with her favorite tales of his early twenties before they dive deeper into Elizabeth's sordid history with water damage, and contemplate the new images from space! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy follow up on pie-gate, and give an update on Andy's ADHD journey. They also discuss a wild coincidence (or is it?) related to Love Island as well as other moments of the universe intervening. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the American patriotic subjects of religion, abortion rights, lottery playing, and their endeavor to brighten a reality show editor's day! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss their recent vacation, botched friendship attempts, owning their truths and body image wins!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss what a nightmare might mean, how this podcast is helping Andy find some answers and lastly, their upcoming family vacation they have very different attitudes about. (Elizabeth has set her expections too high; Andy has set his expectations at possibly drowning?)  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Andy and Elizabeth discuss the "mess" update from their mountian plumber as well as a recent memory concern for Andy and the recent new addition to their home that has Elizabeth fuming! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy GO THERE, discussing frequency, fantasies, and basically all things sexxxxx!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy rant about guns, robots, and sidewalk chairs! Please don't sue us! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy dissect her tough day which began with a botched purchase of Marvin’s Amazing Pens, took a detour through plumbing town and ended with a discussion about The Staircase!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the joy they get from their delightful children as well as whose restaurant VIP status is more important, why The Staircase has changed the world, and how nothing is keeping Andy from his cookie dough ice cream!  Support NLR: Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent 25th high school reunion, his feelings towards being the small fry back in the day, and how compassion can be summoned in unlikely ways and places! Support NLR: Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss anxiety, what really matters in life, and majorly cringey tweets from the past. Andy also lives out his worst nightmare IN REAL TIME during this episode!  Support NLR: Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss how he unwittingly scored as a marijuana rookie, the role of religion and prayer in their lives and what recently made them laugh the hardest!  Support NLR: Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Andy and Elizabeth discuss his recent attempt to right an egregious wrong as well as a women's health update and an exclusive recording of their kids describing Elizabeth's hormonal outburst!  Support NLR: Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her old dancing stomping grounds, they discuss the pitfalls of acting classes, and also the most upsetting Amazon search results ever!  Support NLR: Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the major new part of their lives, la RUG, as well as body insecurities and Elizabeth’s ongoing bra saga!  Support NLR: Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy talk about her recent trip to Canada, her "Carrie" moment, and some real gross bathrooms. Enjoy! Support NLR: Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss a recent end of the world moment Andy encountered, their feelings about Walmart, Elizabeth’s tap class and how to do small things for tiny good.  Support NLR: Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss Elizabeth's new "robe era", how they've massively classed up their beverage game this year, and a role play for the ages!  Support NLR: Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss how they have a new view on chronic pain and spinal surgery and all the laundry/dishes the partner has to do during the aforementioned things.  Support NLR: Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy are back... but maybe for all the wrong reasons? They discuss why they're getting back in the saddle after four years away, the mega dream that has partially come true for them, an intense conversation Andy overheard on the slopes, and the disinformation vortex.  Support NLR: Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices